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Back to the Beach

1987

Troy: You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.

Michael: We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?" Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That's a damn good question.

Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus? Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes. Dick Dale: No.

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: (at the bar) Gimme another one, Little Buddy. Bartender: Don't call me that. I *hate* that!

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Beau Geste

1939

Foreword: "The love of a man for a woman waxes and wanes like the moon, but the love of brother for brother is steadfast as the stars and endures like the word of the prophet." Arabian proverb

Markoff: Keep shooting, you scum! You'll get a chance yet to die with your boots on!

(Schwartz is shouting at the legionnaires to mutiny against Markoff) Michael 'Beau' Geste: Wait a minute. I don't know much about mutinies, but I do know it isn't good form to plan them at the top of your voice.

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Shampoo

1975

(to George) Jill: You never stop moving! You never go anywhere!

(teen-aged Lorna makes George an offer he can't refuse) Lorna: You wanna fuck?

(explaining to Lester why he had sex with his wife, mistress and daughter) George Roundy: We're always trying to fuck them. They know it and they like it and they don't like it... that's just how it is. Look, it's got nothing to do with you, man. It just happened.

Banker: Do you have any references? George Roundy: I do Barbara Rush.

Jackie Shawn: You must be a very important executive. Sid Roth: Well, whatever I am, I could get you whatever you want. Jackie Shawn: Hm? (points to George) Well, what I really want is to suck his cock.

Jackie Shawn: (being pushed away by George during a dinner party) C'mon, who's the greatest cocksucker in the whole world?

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Sharky's Machine

1981

Billy Score: Do you think I will live... or die? Sharky: Ah, you'll die all right! Billy Score: No, I don't think so. No, not by you!

Dominoe: This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something? Sharky: Sometimes, yes!

Sharky: You know Frisco, when we used to flush the toilet upstairs, we always wondered where it came to...

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Sharpe's Waterloo

1997 (TV)

Richard Sharpe: (Rallying the South Essex) I'm your colours. I Am.

Wellington: The Prince of Orange. They wanted to give him command over me. Better council prevailed.

Prince William of Orange: It's the French. Oh my god. Now they have guns. Wellington: Oh, they've always had guns, your royal highness. What they haven't always had is you as a target.

Doggett: (to the Prince of Orange) You, sir, are a silk stocking full of shit.

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Shatter Dead

1994

The Preacher Man: I claim this vehicle for our people in the name of the Lord!

Mary: See? Now we're both naked as jaybirds and you've got the gun.

Mary: What's wrong with the choice I've made?

(after killing himself) Dan: Sorry about the mess.

Dan: My sin is quite literally on my sleeve for eternity

Susan: When I look at you I can tell - you're dead!

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Shattered

1991

Dan Merrick: You know what I like best about amnesia? Judith Merrick: What? Dan Merrick: After seven years of marriage, I get to fall in love with you all over again.

Gus Klein: So your wife had an affair. You've never had an affair, Mr Merrick? Dan Merrick: As a matter of fact, I have. But I'm not sure with who. Gus Klein: (laughing) That could keep a guy on his toes, huh?

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Shazzan!

1967

(Opening narration) Narrator: Inside a cave off the coast of Maine, Chuck and Nancy find a mysterious chest containing the halves of a strange ring. When joined the ring forms the word Shazzan, and with this magical command, they are transported back to the fabled land of the Arabian Knights! Here they meet their genie, Shazzan. Shazzan presents them Kaboobie a magical flying camel and gives Chuck a magic belt and rope. Shazzan will serve them whenever they call, but he cannot return them home until they deliver the ring to it's rightful owner. And thus begins their incredible journey!

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She-Ra: Princess of Power

1985

Adora: For the Honor of Grayskull! (Adora becomes She-Ra) She-Ra: I am She-Ra!

He-Man: Farewell She-Ra Princess of power. She-Ra: Farewell He-Man dear brother.

Grizzlor: It'll blow your socks off!

Hordak: (singing) Up, up and away, in my wicked doom ballon!

Skeletor: A female He-Man? This is the worst day of my life!

Hordak: WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVIL IS GOING ON HERE? Perfuma: Lalalalalalala. Well hello there Hordikins. Hordak: SHE CALLS ME HORDIKINS?

Hordak: I have no interest in this Blue Knight Imp. Imp: Not Blue... Red! Hordak: That's what I said.

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She-Wolf of London

1990

Randi: How much kinkier can you get than turning into a werewolf once a month?

(showing Randi his new kitchen) Ian: This is where I shall prepare our gourmet feasts. Randi: You mean where you unwrap them and stick them in the microwave? Ian: A good chef never reveals his secrets.

Alan Decker: It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.

Ian: I'm dead, you're a werewolf. What a delightful couple. Imagine our children.

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She

1985

Taphir: Our law is She, the goddess, who's your god? Dick: Our god? We don't have god, we do business.

Pretty Boy: Your friend seems slightly overenthusiastic. Tom: My friend's an asshole.

She: What's wrong? Tom: I don't know, but something is.

Dick: What was that? She: A bomb. Dick: A what? She: A bomb! Dick: What's a bomb?

Dick: What do you think? Tom: About what? Dick: Come on! You like her! Tom: Yeah, I do.

Shandra: You're not making any sense! She: Shandra, this has nothing to do with sense.

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She's Gotta Have It

1986

Dog 7: Baby, you're so fine, I'd drink a tub of your bath water.

Mars Blackmon: (begging Nola not to dump him) Please baby, pleasebaby, please baby, baby baby please!

Nola Darling: It's really about control, my body, my mind. Who was going to own it? Them? Or me? I'm not a one-man woman. Bottom line.

Mars Blackmon (to Jamie) : Nola's about as dependable as a ripped diaphragm.

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She's Too Young

2004 (TV)

Becca White: It's just sex... It's just something we do with boys, like dancing.

Becca White: this is it for me, Monday I'm off to prison Dawn Gensler: you know I wouldn't mind getting away from here Becca White: yeah? Dawn Gensler: starting over, pretend I'm a virgin... born again virgin Becca White: that would be whack, huh? Dawn Gensler: become a theatre geek, join the spanish club, do community service Becca White: be like 7th grade all over again

Lauren James: but you keep doing it anyway? Becca White: yeah, I'm the most popular girl in 9th grade

Bill Vogul: Don't bill me!

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Shin sangoku mus 3

2003 (VG)

Zhuge Liang: Even my death cannot impede our march. Onward, to our lord's glory.

Lu Bu: Who else seeks death?

Yuan Shao: The glory, the prosperity. It is all fading.

Dong Zhuo: At this point, I have no need of Luo Yang. As long as my dream comes to fruition, I can sacrifice a capital city, or two, or three.

(Cao Ren's last words) Cao Ren: I would have liked to see the chaos end...

Xiahou Dun: (after eating his eye) Cao Cao will soon bring light to the world. For that, I'll give him one eye!

(says it each time Dong Zhuo defeats an enemy officer) Dong Zhuo: Another insect, crushed!

(says it everytime he defeats an enemy officer) Zhang Jiao: Another soul has been judged!

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Shiner

2004

Elaine: Creamy filled cookies! Ok, you don't know what you're missing.

Danny: I don't like guys. I don't like him. I just like getting beat!

Bob: So what do you want, Tim? Tim: What do I want? (laughs) You fucking pervert, what do I want? What I want is to get you off my back, asshole.

Tony: So now what? Danny: Come on, hit me. You hit me. Tony: No. You hit me. Make it good because you're only getting one.

Tim: Gosh, Bob, doesn't it gross you out or piss you off that you're such a fucking desperate freak?

Tim: You could get guys, Bob. You're not ugly. You're even pretty smart.

Reg: Don't be mean. You know how it turns me off.

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Shock Corridor

1963

Johnny Barrett: Who killed Sloan in the kitchen?

Johnny Barrett: Nymphos!

Trent: There's one of 'em now! Let's get 'im before he marries my daughter!

Psycho: I am impotent... and I like it!

Cathy: Hamlet was made for Freud. Not you.

Johnny Barrett: (interior monologue) Right about now is when he's supposed to ask me if I hear voices... Dr L.G. Cristo: Do you hear voices, John?

Psycho: Don't strike me! I'm pregnant! I've been carrying my baby for FIVE months now!

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Shock 'Em Dead

1991

Tony: Here at Pizza Playhouse we do things one way: the right way.

Trailer Manager: I want you out! Now! Tonight! I let you live here, you're six months behind on rent and now you drive me and everyone else crazy with that damn guitar playing of yours! Angel Martin: Someday I'm gonna be so famous that people are gonna stand in line to hear my play!

Record Executive #1: Hey, we gotta sign that guy- I haven't seen anyone like him since uh ... uh, what's his name bit that bat's head off Record Executive #2: yeah, what WAS his name? Record Executive #1: ... what's his name

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Shriek of the Mutilated

1974

Karl: Is something wrong, Tom? Tom: Nothing a good stomach pump wouldn't cure.

Station Attendant: Sonny boy, I make it a practice never to interfere with folks when they're bound and determined to get someplace. Cause no matter what I say, they're bound to get there, and they're bound to get what they went there for. May not make much sense to you; makes sense to me.

Tom Nash: (singing) People say that he's downright nasty, he's mean and he's gruesome. He'll make your threesome into a twosome. Now is your chance to make a break, don't let a moment go to waste. On the prowl, hear him howl, here comes the Yeti now!

(last lines) (preparing to carve up a human corpse) Laughing Crow: Mr Henshaw... white meat or dark?

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Shrunken Heads

1994

Mr Sumatra: Yes, Freddy, cops in Haiti are extremely scary.

Mr Sumatra: I will pluck out your tongues with bull cutters and roast them, and I will take your brains and chill them for the purposes of garnishment.

Tommy Larson: As we continue to nurture our hate, the loss of our humanity will quicken evermore.

Tommy Larson: There's nothing more for us in this world now except for revenge.

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Silk Stockings

1957

Steve Canfield: So you may have to persuade him Peggy Dainton: How can I persuade him if you can't? Steve Canfield: Because (looking at her figure) we're built differently.

Ninotchka Yoschenko: In Russia when somebody wants someone they say, "You, come here." Steve Canfield: Oh, you mad romantic Russians!

Brankov, Commisar: Be casual. don't fighten him. Smile. Bibinski, Commisar: I haven't smiled in 30 years.

Vassili Markovitch, Commisar of Art: I want to look somebody up. Does this office have a copy of Who's Still Who?

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Silkwood

1983

(on the deceased former workers of a nuclear plant) Angela: They all look as though they died before they were dead.

Karen Silkwood: I remember in high school her saying, 'Now what'd you want to take that science class for? There's no girls in that science class. You take home ec, why don't you? That's the way to meet the nice boys.' 'Mom,' I said, There ain't no boys in home ec. The boys are in the science class.' She hated when I said, 'Ain't.'

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Silversun

2004

Leanella: You smell like Tane only... more

Degenhardt: I'm keeping these goggles.

Degenhardt: But you're only meant to use aftershave after shaving, hence the name aftershave...

Zandie: This dump is growing on me. Degenhardt: So does fungus.

Sheng: We'd better do something about the hair. Mara: What's wrong with my hair? Sheng: (starts to laugh, long pause) Oh... you're serious.

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Simisola

1996 (TV)

(looking at a run-down block of flats) Det. Chief Insp. Reg Wexford: Half of them are empty. The council's saving up to blow them up. Det. Insp. Mike Burden: If Mrs Khoori gets elected they're going to have an explosion sponsored by the Crescent supermarket. Det. Chief Insp. Reg Wexford: If the BNP get in they're going to leave the people in and then blow it up.

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Simuladores, Los

2002

Mario Santos: What terrorists do to Americans, we all already know. What Americans do to terrorists... well, they don't stay behind.

(being interrogated by the FBI) Bonelli: I love American culture! I have all the Star Wars merchandise! I got all the toys! Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Darth Vader! I eat once a week in MacDonalds!

(While portraying a lawyer in a trial against a model agency manager) Ravenna: The biggest the unhappiness, the greatest the consumption?

Santos: Of course we can fail. But, let's suppose that you need an urgent medical operation. It can fail too, but you'll try to find the best surgeon available. Well, in this case, we're not only the best surgeons... we're the only ones.

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Sinbad of the Seven Seas

1989

Jaffar: Beware of your ambition, Soukra! You must be second to someone, why not me? Soukra: Have you taken your medication this morning?

Soukra: There you go again, basking in your bubbles of fiction.

Jaffar: I'm warning you! You are forcing me to carry out my most devastating act of magical madness!

Jaffar: (to a gem) For the last time... I command you, in the name of all that is evil... budge! Budge!

Jaffar: No one is going to save you! And no one... not Prince Ali... not even his friend Sinbad, the man who I hate more than hate itself, will stand between me... and my heart's desire!... Ha!

Sinbad: You're losing power, Jaffar... and you *know* it!

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Sinterklaas pakt uit

2004 (TV)

Sinterklaas: (Ron Boszhard has secretly told the kids that he is in love with the girls of Treble and he wants them as a present. Later, he is sitting on Sinterklaas his lap) So tell me, Ron, what would you really like to have from Sinterklaas? Ron Boszhard: Well, I would like to have... Kid from the Audience: Treble! Ron Boszhard: Sssssssssst!

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Sister Kate

1989

Sister Kate: April is the slowest, most conscientious driver in the world. April: Isn't that good? Sister Kate: Not when you're trying to get somewhere. When the speed limit's 25, she goes 24. When she drives by a hospital, she turns off the engine and coasts because the sign says Quiet. One time the light turned yellow and she actually stopped. Todd: You're right, that *is* sick. Sister Kate: The policeman that rear-ended us seemed to think so.

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Sky King

1951

(first lines of Episode 4.13, "Mickey's Birthday") (Penny grabs and kisses young Mickey) Mickey: Aw, gee whiz, Penny. Penny King: Well, it's your birthday, isn't it? Mickey: Yeah... I'm too old for girls to kiss, aren't I, Uncle Sky? Schuyler King: Well, I think you are now, but, ah, you won't be in about ten years!

(Sky rescues Penny after thugs left her tied up in a closet) Schuyler King: How long ago did they leave? Penny King: Oh, half hour I guess. It's hard to tell time when you're bound and gagged!

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Slayground

1983

Terry Abbatt: You're fucking crazy, do you know that? Do you? You've lived half your life and where are you? 5,000 miles from home, in a bankrupt seaside town, on a snide passport, talking shit to a dead man. And what have you got? What have you got? You haven't got a pot to piss in. No money, your wife in hiding in some shithole in Mexico, half crippled by some fucking maniac. All that bollocks you were giving me about you and Joanie. Parker: I meant it. Terry Abbatt: Aw! Fuck you did!

Parker: This would be the last time, Terry. Terry Abbatt: Oh Christ, how many times have I heard that? Every villain I've ever known. And how do they end up? Three in a cell in some Victorian Dungeon, or worse, lying dead in the gutter.

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Sleepaway Camp

1983

Judy: She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and needs a screw!

Billy: Eat shit and die, Ricky! Ricky: Eat shit and live, Bill.

Meg: If she were any quieter she'd be dead!

Angela: Meet me at the waterfront after the social.

Artie: Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from we call 'em baldies. Makes your mouth water, don't it. Ben: Artie, they're too young to even understand what's on your mind. Artie: There ain't no such thing as being too young. You're just too old.

Paul: Hey Rick, wait till you get a load of Judy! Man-Oh-Man!

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Sleepy Hollow High

2000

Z's Girlfriend: I gotta twalk to ya about sumthin'. Z: (Bringing girl close, attempting to make out) C'mere, baybeh. Z's Girlfriend: (Pulling away) No, I gotta twalk to ya about sumfin'. Z: (Attempting make out) C'mere, baybeh. Z's Girlfriend: (Pulling away) No, I gotta twalk to ya about sumfin'. Z: (Guess what. Yep, making out) C'mere, baybeh! Z's Girlfriend: (Shoving the doofus away) I'm PREGNANT you ASSHOLE!!!

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Sliders

1995 (TV)

Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.

Wade Welles: You mean that we can just like... slide through this and boom, we're on another planet? Quinn Mallory: No. Same planet, different dimension.

Wing: I should've gone to law school like my old man wanted. This relativistic quantum pop-cosmology's such a mindwarp.

Michael Hurley: Hey, don't get smart with me. This computer store pays your rent, mister. If it weren't for my mistakes, you'd be out of a job.

Wade Welles: (after walking down into Quinn's basement) Wow, the Batcave!

Wade Welles: Oh man that was so great. It was like better than... than sex. Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Well I wouldn't go that far.

Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: (after Sliding) Man, that trip was a trip!

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Slim

1937

Man: Who do we notify if you break the law? Slim Kincaid: Break what law? Man: The law of gravity. Who do we notify if you fall off a tower? Slim Kincaid: Notify the guy that's underneath me to get out of the way.

Slim Kincaid: How come they asked him to be a boss and he won't? Clarence 'Stumpy' Stump: How come anything about Red? He does what he wants to do, not what other people want. Nobody knows where he come from or where he's going to. But any outfit in the country would want old Red to work for them.

Slim Kincaid: That's what's the matter.

Clarence 'Stumpy' Stump: I always said a lineman was nothing but a grunt that lost his good sense, and now you gone and done it.

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Snow Day

2000

Lane Leonard: Bill? Bill Korn: Lane! Hey check it out! French fry log cabin. Lane Leonard: (laughing) You're not wasting your day. Bill Korn: You know it.

Hal Branston: Come on Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It's given me a second chance with Claire. Lane Leonard: Hal, what do you think she's gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?

Lane Leonard: (knocking on the door) Mr Zellweger please! Mr Zellweger: Whats the problem? Lane Leonard: Mr Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried! Mr Zellweger: Stop who from doing what? Lane Leonard: Al Martino bites the big one. thats what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tatoo on her face! Mr Zellweger: WHAT KIND OF SICKO?

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Snow Falling on Cedars

1999

Ishmael Chambers: I know you'll think this is crazy, but all I want to do is hold you, and I think that if you'll let me do that just for a few seconds, I can walk away, and never speak to you again.

Arthur Chambers: That's the thing with girls. They grew up and break your heart.

Nels Gudmundsson: It takes a rare thing, a turning point, to free oneself from any obsession. Be it prejudice or hate, or, even love.

Nels Gudmundsson: Accident rules every corner of the universe... except perhaps the chambers of the human heart.

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Something to Sing About

1937

Rita Wyatt: (laying down winning cards) You now owe me 129 million dollars. Terrence 'Terry'; Rooney: A mere bagatelle. Rita Wyatt: I'll settle for a box of candy. Terrence 'Terry'; Rooney: You'll take chewing gum and like it.

Hank Meyers: (reacting to Terry's real name) Thaddeus McGillicuddy? Rita Wyatt: We like it. Hank Meyers: Are you kidding, Terry? Terrence 'Terry'; Rooney: Oh no, absolutely on the level. I'm sorry, Hank - they did it to me when I was asleep.

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Sommarnattens leende

1955

Mrs Armfeldt: Why is youth so terribly unmerciful? And who has given it permission to be that way?

(Carl Magnus' wife has just told him that his mistress may be involved with someone else - he says to his wife) Carl Magnus: I can tolerate my wife's infidelity, but if anyone touches my mistress, I become a tiger.

(Later, his mistress tells him that his wife may be unfaithful - he says to his mistress) Carl Magnus: I can tolerate someone dallying with my mistress, but if anyone touches my wife, I become a tiger.

Charlotte: Men are beastly. They're silly and vain and have hair all over their bodies.

Petra the Maid: And then the summer night smiled for the third time. Frid the Groom: (to the audience) For the sad, the depressed, the sleepless, the confused, the frightened, the lonely.

Mrs Armfeldt: Who are we inviting? If they are actors, they will have to eat in the stables.

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Soul Food

1997

Teri: As you can see, I'm an ATM. Automatically Teri's Money.

Mama Joe: A family has got to stay strong.

Reverend Williams: Bless this bread, bless this meat, bless this belly 'cause I's gon' eat!

Bird: Teri, you need to mind yo' own business and wonder why Miles is sleeping with her!

Maxine: Ahmad, what are you doin' in the ladies' bathroom? Ahmad: Yo Bird! Big Mama said to bring yo' black ass out there! Maxine: Boy, Big Mama told nobody's black ass to go nowhere!

Teri: Oh, fuck the family! I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family fucked my husband.

Lem: I don't need your help. I can find my own job. Bird: Okay. (Bird stares at Lem's crotch) Lem: And stop lookin' at my dick.

Bird: Who is that hoochie-koochie mama with her fat ass all over my man on the dancefloor?

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Soul Music

1996 (TV)

Death: I need to imbibe vast ammounts of alcohol.

CMOT Dibbler: I give you... the "Band with Rocks in"-tour-bus! Glod Glodson: It's a farm-cart. CMOT Dibbler: It's a tour-bus! Glod Glodson: I know a farm-cart when I see one, even if it *is* painted blue...

Death: I shall leave your room exactly as you left it... Susan Sto Helit: Thank you. Death: ... - a *mess*!

Death: Oh... bugger!

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Space Banda

2001 (V)

Durango: Bendejo! I thought you built this pinche spaceship? Huarache: It's a flying sombrero cabron! What do you expect?

Huarache: Spaceship Macho stolen... dirty space gringos! We must avenge our stumpy friend!

Durango: Compas, amigos, friends, you must have us confused with another group.

Durango: I'm looking for a man. Cantina Bartender: Hey, hey, hey, I don't serve your kind. Better try Cholo Hoto across town. Durango: No, no, no, no, no, I'm all man, all man compa.

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Space Is the Place

1974

(Drunk walks into Sun Ra's employment agency) Drunk: My man, what's happenin? Sun Ra: Everything is happenin. Drunk: What is this... I mean what... where am I? Who is you? Sun Ra: I am everything, and nuthin. Drunk: Nuthin? Well you betta tell me about this nuthin stuff, cause, uh, I need a job. I... I don't know what to do. Sun Ra: What have you been doin lately? Drunk: Uh huh uh, nuthin, really, nuthin. Sun Ra: How long have you been doing nuthin? Drunk: Quite some time. Quite some time. Sun Ra: You must be an expert at it. Drunk: Got my B.A., ya see. Sun Ra: We'll hire you to do that. Drunk: How much I get paid, man? Sun Ra: Nuthin. Drunk: Nuthin? NUTHIN? I got to have sumthin so I can get me anotha botty. I can't go for that shit!

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Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

1983

Chalmers: Okay, what did you do to this? Wolff: Emergency repair procedure number one. Chalmers: You kicked it?

Wolff: What the hell are you? Nicki: What do you think I am, you scrawny earthbag? I'm a woman!

Chemist: Are they missing any limbs? I hate it when they have missing limbs.

(Nicki has survived The Game, a maze full of lethal hazards.) Overdog: You have a very enviable life force, a life force you're going to share with me. Nicki: But... you said if I made it through, I'm free. (There is a pause, and the Overdog grins evilly.) Overdog: I lied!

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Species II

1998

(Press, Baker, and Gamble stare at the alien cocoons) Dr Laura Baker: Jesus Christ! Press Lenox: Welcome to the Maternity Ward... from HELL. Dr Laura Baker: Patrick's offspring. Press Lenox: I'm gonna go here and see if I can take a look. Dr Laura Baker: Press, it's not Eve's fault. She's also human too. Press Lenox: Like them.

Darlene: My God, it's you! Will you sign my Space Flakes box?

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Spider-Man

1994

Spider-Man: How do you DO this? Madame Web: Transcend time and space? It's simple, I practiced.

Spider-Man: (talking about the bomb strapped to his wrist) No, no take it back. It clashes with the color of my costume.

Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man! Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

Spider-Man: Subtetly is not your strong point, is it? Wolverine: Hey, can't even spell the word.

Mary Jane Watson: What are you doing here? Spider-Man: A 500 foot geyser in Washington Square, and you're wondering why I'm here?

Storm: Power of Lighting, strike again! Spider-Man: Um, powers of web-shoters, get real sticky.

The Spot: (while fighting Spider-Man) What are you? Some sort of masochist?

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Spies

1943

Snafu: I just learned a secret, it's a honey, it's a pip. But the enemy is listening, so I'll never let it slip. 'Cause when I got a secret, boy, I zipper up my lip!

Snafu: Now who in hell do you s'pose it was that let my secret out. Satan: Vat vas zat I herd you zay, my little zouerkraut?

Snafu: It's a cinch to keep a secret, if a feller just takes care. Moose Head: He's zailing on a troop ship, now vee gotta find out vere!

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Spin and Marty

1955

Marty Markham: Just as I suspected. The Triple R is nothing but a dirty old farm. Spin Evans: Well, what's our dirty old farm comin' to?

Ambitious: The way you're picking on the poor guy makes me sick to my stomach. Joe: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway? Ambitious: My stomach's!

Ambitious: People who waste so much ambition are just stupid, anyway. Marty Markham: Yeah, I've noticed you're just about the most ambitious guy I know.

Ollie: Spin and Marty? You call that a fight?

Bill Burnett: We get a kid every year who's afraid of the horses. Last year was a boy named Spin Evans. Marty Markham: Spin Evans!

Marty Markham: Ambitious, they're beautiful!

Ambitious: Marty, how come you're so stubborn? Marty Markham: I'm not!

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Splendor in the Grass

1961

(first lines) Wilma Dean: Bud... Bud: Deanie, please... Wilma Dean: Bud, I'm afraid. Oh, Bud... don't, Bud. Bud: Deanie... Wilma Dean: No... we mustn't, Bud... no... no... (he gets out of the car) Wilma Dean: Bud, don't be mad. Bud: I better take you home.

(last lines) Wilma Dean: (voiceover) Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, glory in the flower, we will grieve not; rather find strength in what remains behind.

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Spotless

2005

Martin Palado: I'll pay you more... Jackson Hash: It's not about the money. I got plenty of that. I just... I'm thinking about a legal business. Martin Palado: You're going to open a law firm? Jackson Hash: What? Jesus Christ Marty, you are fucking crazy aren't ya? I'll a... I'll see ya around.

Johnny Stockman: I guess when you look at it, It was all kind of necessary, like some cosmic plan to clean up the filth in Denver...

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Spy Smasher

1942

(Spy Smasher has rescued Jack Armstrong from a Nazi spy) Jack Armstrong: I'm mighty grateful. Spy Smasher: That's all right. Jack. Jack Armstrong: You know who I am? Spy Smasher: I should. I'm your twin brother. (Spy Smasher shows Jack his ring, which matches the wing Jack is wearing, and Jack suddenly recognizes Spy Smasher's identity) Jack Armstrong: Alan! But I thought you were killed in that plane crash in France last year. Spy Smasher: So did everyone, including the news agency I reported for. That's why I became Spy Smasher, to fight the Nazis on their own ground. Now it's time to fight them here, in the United States.

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Spycraft: The Great Game

1996 (VG)

Agent Thorn: So, that's why you hacked my PDA? Gene Warhurst: What? I didn't hack anything! (Sound-hack unit sets off in Warhurst's ear, temporarily paralyzing him) (Agent Thorn grabs his gun from the floor and shoots Warhurst)

Gene Warhurst: You wanna win? Just remember one thing: Everything you know could be a lie.

Yuri: You have come to the right man.

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Stage Fright

1950

Charlotte Inwood: He was an abominable man. Why do women marry abominable men?

Eve Gill: I'm afraid the murder might come here madam. Might get into the dressing room. Might even murder me madam. I'm surprised you're not a bit afraid yourself. Charlotte Inwood: The theatre is the last place he would be seen. Now stop acting like a silly schoolgirl, the only murderer here is the orchestra leader!

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Stanley

2001

Elsie: Stanley! (jumps up and down all happy and excited on Stanley's bed) Stanley Griff: What? Elsie: It's the day! We counted them all up. The butterfly is coming out today! Stanley Griff: I know. I know. But you still got to be patient. Elsie: (makes a huge cat sound and shakes Stanley furiously) (shouts) You are driving me crazy with this patience business! Stanley Griff: (sternly) Elsie! Elsie: (calmly) Okay. I'm under control now.

Stanley Griff: (Elsie plays a song with a kazoo to make a butterfly come out) Anything yet? Elsie: I was hoping a nice song would make it come out. Stanley Griff: You got to be patient. Elsie: I've heard.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation - Encounter at Farpoint

1987 (TV)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are.

Admiral Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy: How old do you think I am, anyway? Lt Commander Data: 137 years, Admiral, according to Starfleet records. Admiral Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy: Explain how you remember that so exactly! Lt Commander Data: I remember every fact I am exposed to, sir. Admiral Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy: (looking at both sides of Data's head) I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan. Lt Commander Data: No, sir. I am an android. Admiral Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy: Hmph. Almost as bad.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation: Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge

1995 (VG)

(repeated line) Kavok: Experience bij!

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Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force

2000 (VG)

Les Foster: Stow it, crewman!

The Doctor: I don't care if your hemorrhoids are chronic, there are no medical deferments.

Biessman: Hey Munro, if you're not back in five minutes I'm not going in after you.

Paris: This is great! What is it? Neelix: Pie. Paris: What kind of pie? Neelix: Oh, just pie. Paris: What kind of pie!? Neelix: Lorinax grub roach pie. Enjoy!

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Star Wars: Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy

2003 (VG)

Luke Skywalker: I sense a disturbance in the force. Kyle Katarn: You always sense a disturbance in the force, but yeah, I sense it too.

Rosh Penin: I'm sorry, Kyle, I didn't mean to offend you. Kyle Katarn: It's all right, Rosh, you didn't. I've been offended by professionals.

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Stardust

1974

Sally Potter: Are you a Stray Cat? Mike: No, I'm a roadie. Sally Potter: Roadie sounds like some sort of vagrant. What is that exactly? Mike: It's like an army batman, only without the uniform. I make sure there's enough beer, chips and rubbers to go round. I supply the birds, the pills and the pot. And anything else that might be required to satisfy their lust... carnal, or otherwise.

Jim Maclaine: I remember you from New York. TV Interviewer: It was nice of you to remember. Jim Maclaine: I forgot to forget.

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Stark Raving Mad

1999

(Tess ate some bad food at a diner) Tess Farraday: I'm not putting anything in my mouth for a week! Ian Stark: Have a nice night, Henry.

Henry: (extremely nervous) Sometimes a friend is... is, called upon, to... uh... forgive the other, because... because, because because because... Ian Stark: Because of the wonderful things he does?

Henry: Tess has felt threatened ever since she found an old photo of Susan sunbathing in Greece, all topless and tan and glistening and... topless. Ian Stark: Tess was snooping through your stuff, huh? Henry: No, actually it was my screensaver.

Tess Farraday: Carol says that every guy has a girl that he calls when he gets drunk. She's yours, isn't she? Henry: No! You're my drunken call girl!

Ian Stark: If you hadn't let him get so near ya, he wouldn'ta died from your bacteria.

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Starlet Screen Test

1986 (V)

(actress Leslee Bremmer stands above a built-in hot tub while wrapped in a beach towel. Director Sid Steinberg talks to Leslee from off camera.) Sid Steinberg: OK, Sweetie. You're ready to go? Leslee: I sure am. Sid Steinberg: OK. What's your name? Leslee: Leslee. Sid Steinberg: Leslee. Did Lauralee talk to you? Leslee: Yes, she sure did. Sid Steinberg: Told you everything that we're going to do here? Leslee: She told me everything. Sid Steinberg: You're not shy? Leslee: I'm not shy. Sid Steinberg: Got your bathing suit on? Leslee: I sure *don't*. (Leslee confidently removes her towel, revealing her naked body, then drops the towel beside the hot tub) Sid Steinberg: (stammers) You don't gotta bathe... Oh, ho... 'scu... 'scuse me! Oh. Well, Sweetheart jump into the tub. This is wonderful. (Leslee climbs down into the hot tub)

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Starsky and Hutch

1975

Capt Harold Dobey: Starsky, about this report, it reads like a comic book: "The fiery Torino sped into the street and we spilled into action."

Huggy Bear: (Hutch, Capt Dobey, and Huggy Bear are deciphering the message from Hutch's abductors) The zoo! Capt Harold Dobey: Which is where *you* belong! Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson: (a little more deciphering) Starsky is being held at the LA Zoo! (Hutch & Capt Dobey rush out) Huggy Bear: Don't thank me...

(Starsky is driving a car with a bomb in the trunk) Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson: (yells) Get him the hell out o' here! Det. Dave Starsky: (checks watch) Come on, for *once* be fast... !

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Starting Over

1979

Phil Potter: If I don't touch you soon I'll go out of my mind.

Marilyn Holmberg: What do you want? Phil Potter: I want us to live together. I want us to get married. I want us to have children together. I want us to put our teeth in the same cup. I want us buried together in a family plot with one headstone. What do you want? Marilyn Holmberg: I want a separate cup for my teeth.

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