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Bad Moon

1996

Janet: Ted, you know you're always welcome here. Here's what you're going to do. You're going to park your trailer in my back yard, and you're going to live out of my fridge.

Janet: (to Ted, when the dog Thor is reluctant to approach him) What did you do, spit in his Alpo?

Uncle Ted: (to Brett, who is sulking because his dog Thor was sent to the pound) Come here. (when Brett reluctantly comes to sit on his lap, Ted says with evil irony:) There'll be other animals in your life.

Beavis and Butt-Head in Virtual Stupidity

1995 (VG)

Prisoner #1: Which one-a you's gonna be my bitch? Butt-head: Uhhh... Beavis is. Beavis: Heh heh mh heh... Yeah. Uhhh, what does that mean? Prisoner #2: You don't wanna know, Sweet Cheeks.

(examine the bathroom pass) Butt-head: It's the bathroom pass. Beavis: Heh-heh, hm... tinkle-tinkle! Poop! Ka-plop!

(examine the stick) Butt-head: It's a stick, dude. Does it remind you of something? Beavis: Heh-heh, wood rocks!

(Use the stick on the school's ventilation fan) Beavis: Check it out, Butt-head. This is my wood. Butt-head: No way. It's already twice as much big as it is. Let me show you. (takes the stick from Beavis and jams the fan with it)

Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure

1977

The Camel: (singing) When you can't find a friend And the road doesn't seem to end And you're lonesome the whole day through How can you be happy? How can you be smiling? How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue? When there's nothing to share And you don't have a dime to spare And there's no one to comfort you How can you be smiling? How can you be singing? How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue? I look around and see the sweet life everywhere I see the cookie bushes shining in the sun. The smell of sweet vanilla living blows in every breath of air Doesn't anybody want me? Doesn't anybody care? When you're wrinkled and old And you're fortune has all been told And you're nobody's "I Love You" How can you be happy? How can you be smiling? How can you be anything but low down saggy and blue? Sad but true... How can you be happy? How can you be singing? How can you be anything, but low down saggy And rag bag baggy And blue...

Ransom!

1956

David G. Stannard: Now I see why the unemployed have so many children.

David G. Stannard: When you catch that kidnapper, I want you to lock me in a room with him for 20 minutes and throw away the key.

Mrs Partridge: Who is this person? Charlie Telfer: Jack the Ripper. Times Chronicle.

David G. Stannard: That's the barrel they have me over. They don't have to trust me. I have to trust them.

Charlie Telfer: That's right. Trick or treat.

Rasen

1998

(About Takanori) Ryuji Takayama: I wonder what future he'll have.

(Ando rushes after Ryuji) Mitsuo Ando: Takayama! What about your boy? Don't you want him back too? We still have his cells... We could do it now! Ryuji Takayama: I couldn't be so cruel. I couldn't bring Yoichi back into this world. Mitsuo Ando: (stuttering) Y-you're wrong. You're wrong. Ryuji Takayama: Ando... It will be many, many, many years before I can sleep easy.

Mitsuo Ando: There is not a man in the world who would wish his own son dead. Mai Takano: Dr Ando, Dr Takayama didn't want Yoichi to die. He wanted to save him... for Reiko.

Raumpatrouille - Die phantastischen Abenteuer des Raumschiffes Orion

1966

Introduction: (opening narration) What seems like a fairy tale today may be reality tomorrow. Here we have a fairy tale of the day after tomorrow. There are no more national states, only mankind and her colonies in outer space. We settle on stars far-off, the bottom of the sea is developed as living place. With what are today unimaginable speeds, the starships of tomorrow transverse the Milky Way. One of this starships is the Orion, a little piece in the giant security system which protects the Earth from outer space threats. Let's accompany the Orion and her crew at their patrols-service on the edge of infinity...

Rebecca's Daughters

1992

Mordecai Thomas: I take as my text the book of Genesis, chapter twenty-six. "And they blessed Rebecca, and said unto her, thou art our sister. Be thou the mother of thousands of millions, and let thy seed possess the gate of those which hate them". It is not revealed to us whether Abraham, Isaac and Jacob paid tolls to their enemies at the gate, but it is very sure that the gate was to them an oppression and an abomination.

Sarah Hughes: You haven't got a hangover ? Rhodri Hughes: No. Sarah Hughes: What were you doing, out till four o'clock in the morning, if you weren't drinking ? Rhodri Hughes: Fornicating !

Davy: I bet you a penny I can make your breasts move without touching them. Bessy: All right then. Davy: (grabs Bessy's breasts vigorously) Oh well, it's only a penny...

Red Dust

1932

Vantine: You can check the wings and halo at the desk. Dennis Morgan: I'll be right up.

McQuarg: If it was the summer of 1894, I'd play games with you, sister. But life is much simpler now.

Barbara Willis: That's a... a very polished little speech for a... barbarian.

Dennis Carson: All right. If that makes you feel any better.

Vantine: What you been eatin', cement?

Barbara Willis: Don't you think I could be happy? Dennis Morgan: Would you mind if I made it my job to see that you are?

Red Dwarf

1992 (TV)

Rimmer: Hey. What's that streaky blue missile thing that's heading towards us? Holly: Hang on, I'll just check my data bank. Apparently it's a streaky blue missile thing and it's heading towards us. AWOOGA! AWOOGA!

Kryten: He evolved from cats, sir, just as your distant ancestors once swung from trees. Rimmer: Ancestors? His grandparents swung from trees.

Dave Lister: How long have I been in stasis, Holly? Holly: Well I couldn't let you our until the radiation died down to a safe level. Really, you're gonna laugh. Dave Lister: (exasperated) How long? Holly: Just under three million years. Dave Lister: (in shock then pauses contemplatively) My baseball cards must be worth a fortune!

Dave Lister: What's it feel like? Arnold Rimmer: Death? Dave Lister: Yeah. Arnold Rimmer: It's like being at an Amish bachelor party.

Red Riding Hoodwinked

1955

Granny: Oooh, one of these days... POW! Right in the kisser!

Big Bad Wolf: Now, where was I going? Oh, yeah. Grandma's house!

Big Bad Wolf: Where you going with the cage miss... uh? Miss... uh? Sylvester: (whispers) Red Riding Hood. Big Bad Wolf: Yeah, where you going with the cage... uh... Red Riding Hood?

Red Sun Rising

1993

Buntoro Iga: First you must tame the anger that lives in your belly.

Buntoro Iga: When day meets night, only one can survive.

Det. Karen Ryder: Men think they own women after sex - nobody owns me.

(after blowing up a guy's car with a bazooka) Jaho: So much for sales resistance.

Decklin: Believe me, prejudice pays.

Thomas Hoshino: When he thinks like the mountains, fight like the sea.

Relic Hunter

1999

Ophelia: "Snogging"? Is that the same thing as "shagging"? Nigel Bailey: No, not at all. If one were to continue to snog, it could lead to shagging. But in and of itself, it's somewhere above "smooching", but not quite "groping." But in any event, it's a long way from "bonking". Which, of course, is very similar to "shagging".

Zale: I can pay you well. Sydney Fox: I know, but I'm priceless.

biker: You're a sweet little thing, aren'tcha? Nigel Bailey: That's no way to talk to a lady. biker: (to Nigel) I was talking to you.

Kurt Reiner: I need you like a need another does of yellow fever. Sydney Fox: Yellow, the perfect colour for a coward. Kurt Reiner: That's not what you said in Katmandu. Sydney Fox: Forget Katmandu. Nigel Bailey: Oh, what happened in Katmandu? Sydney Fox: Nothing happened in Katmandu!

Rescue Me

1993

Ginny Grafton: My father will pay a lot for me - he owns the bank.

Fraser Sweeney: I know exactly who I am! I'm the geek who's gotten straight A's since the third grade who still can't get a girl to kiss him!

Daniel 'Mac' MacDonald: Now you kissed a girl, kid - the rest is all downhill

(explaining why he is carrying an unconscious woman over his shoulder) Rowdy: She just got Rolfed.

Cindy: I like watching a man eat good.

Return of the Aliens: The Deadly Spawn

1983

(after being attacked by an enormous alien mouth) Kathy: What... the FUCK was THAT?

Aunt Millie: (looking at Bunny's ceramic animals) I never saw this giraffe before. Bunny: Don't you just love him? Aunt Millie: To pieces. Bunny: You know what I've always wanted? A really handsome gorilla. Aunt Millie: A what? Bunny: A gorilla! But they don't seem to make fine ceramics of the great apes. They're our nearest relation, you know. But they never left the proverbial Garden of Eden like we did. Aunt Millie: You don't say. Bunny: He's a vegetarian, you know. Aunt Millie: Who is? Bunny: The gorilla! No eating of the flesh for him, no. He's peace loving, and adorable. Aunt Millie: Good Lord! Mother, you're crazy.

Return of the Roller Blade Seven

1993

Hawk: So O'ffender, what do you do with all of these women when I'm not around?

Father Donaldo: Go forth now, and skate the path of righteousness!

Saint O'ffender: On the dark side, pleasure and paaaain are all what you make of it.

Saint O'ffender: When you don't know what to do, don't do anything.

Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love

1994 (TV)

(Lewis stops Trevor from mooning people) Lewis Skolnick: Trevor, it isn't nice to moon. Trevor Gulf: Oh, it isn't? Lewis Skolnick: No, it isn't. Trevor Gulf: Mr Ogre mooned. Lewis Skolnick: Well, you see Trevor, Mr Ogre is a converted nerd, ok? He used to be a jock so he's still a little rough around the edges. Trevor Gulf: Jacques, is he from France?

Revenge of the Red Baron

1994

Red Baron: (to Carol) You shoot like a fralein!

Red Baron: (setting fire to a gas station) The price of gas in this country really burns me up!

Red Baron: (various members of the Spencer family shoot at his plane with shot guns) Don't you people have gun control in this country?

Rex regi rebellis

2003 (V)

Knarkaren: Give me your money! Klark Klarhagen: I don't have any money! Knarkaren: (pause) Give me your hotdog then.

Tor Condrup: (Klark gets fired by his boss Tor Condrup) Se it like a good kick in the right direction. (Tor smiles)

Klark Klarhagen: (Knarkaren has just robbed ldre man 2 when Klark walks towards ldre man 2) Excuse me, but what did he say? ldre man 2: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU IDIOT? (ldre man 2 hits Klark with his cane)

Full man 2: (Klark tries to rob two drunk guys) Thats not even a real gun. (Full man 2 points at Klarks gun) Klark Klarhagen: Yes it is, you fuck. Full man 1: Okey then! Shoot Brre in the ass. (Klark pull the trigger and the gun doesn't work. The two drunken guys laughs and walks away)

Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip

1982

Richard Pryor: I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally, but me and Gene went there for a movie. "Arizona State Penitentiary" Population: 90 percent black people. But there are no black people in Arizona, they have to bus motherfuckers in!

Richard Pryor: When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up *quick*! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like *fire*!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

Richard Pryor: When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."

Right on Track

2003 (TV)

Erica Enders: (during a photo shoot) Stop trying to look cool. Courtney Enders: I don't have to try.

(last lines) Erica Enders: (standing on the pedestal, holding her trophy) Get used to it, Courtney! You're next! Courtney Enders: I'm so gonna beat your time!

Erica Enders: (tossing a box of tissues to Mr Knowles) For Jordy in case he starts crying after I whip him in the finals.

Ripper

2001

Molly Keller: For a time there I wasn't thinking clearly. I was confused. In limbo. I mean, this is 1888, right? I knew I was Jack. Cunning Jack. Quiet Jack. Jack's my name. Jack whose sword never sleeps. Not the good shepherd. Not the prince of peace. I'm right Jack. Spring out Jack. Saucy Jack. Jack from Hell. Trade name: Jack the Ripper.

Marshall Kane: What if I told you I was going to murder one of you today. What if everything I have accomplished in my field thus far was a vicurious way to experience what I'm really drawn to. And what if the truth is that I've studied serial killers all my life because subconciously I wanted to be one... but was too scared to admit it. And what if I had medicated myself for years, seen psychoanalysts to repress this desire and finally, two weeks ago, stopped taking the mediaction and decided to step into the abyss...

Riri Shushu no subete

2001

Yichi Hasumi: For me, only Lily is real.

Yuichi's friend: That's so lame!

Teacher: You've been caught shoplifting, was it fun?

Izumi Hoshino: You're adorable Yuichi, can we adopt you? (Yuichi looks at Izumi and smiles) Izumi Hoshino: (laughs) Guess not!

Yuichi's friend: Tsuda. Tsuda Shiori. She's from our school. Of course you know her, she's your classmate.

Frog: (subtitle) People can't fight.

Shiori Tsuda: (grabs Yuichi's discman) What's this? Yichi Hasumi: Lily chou-chou.

Palstela: (subtitle) Maybe I'm writing here because I wanna shout, "I'm here"!

Robin and the 7 Hoods

1964

Little John: Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles.

Little John: When your opponent's sittin' there holding all aces, there's only one thing left to do: Kick over the table.

Guy Gisborne: I like what you're sayin', keep talkin'.

Robbo: You look like the day they fixed the electricity at the death house.

Robin Hood

1991/I (TV)

Maid Marian: So what are you going to do to me? Tie me up? Robin Hood: Could be a lashing. Maid Marian: How many strokes? Robin Hood: As many as are necessary. Maid Marian: And then it's finished? Robin Hood: That depends. Have you ever been lashed before? Maid Marian: I've never had someone make me beg them to stop. Robin Hood: Then you've never had a proper lashing.

Will Scarlett: Give me back my country.

Rock School

2005

Paul Green: Do you love Dio? Do you love Satan?

Paul Green: If you see an old lady / Crossing the street / Give her a hand! / Don't be rude! Paul Green: Saturday night / We feed the poor! / Sunday night / We feed 'em some more!

Paul Green: Don't look at your fingers! Do you want to know why? Because girl guitar players look at their fingers. Do you want to be a girl guitar player? C.J. Tywoniak: No. Paul Green: Do you want to be in The Bangles? C.J. Tywoniak: No.

Rocky and His Friends

1959

Edgar: Now there's something you don't see, Chance. Chance: What's that, Edgar?

Narrator: Well, today we find our heroes flying along smoothly... Rocket J. Squirrel: Flying along smoothly? Bullwinkle J. Moose: You're just looking at the picture sideways! Rocket J. Squirrel: Actually it's like this! Narrator: Oh... OH GOOD HEAVENS! Today we find our heroes plunging straight down toward disaster at supersonic speed! Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's better.

Rollercoaster

1999

Darrin: Mr Security Fuck!

Chloe: We came here to die together, Justin.

Chloe: (imitating Fairweather) Sanj, you stole and trashed my car, an extremely angry gesture. I'm going to have to address your motives.

Darrin: I'm tired of looking in the mirror and pretending not to see my eyes.

Darrin: I use to have one of those things, but it caught virtual rabies and I had to shoot it in the head.

Rollin' Plains

1938

Tex Lawrence: What's the matter with you? A dead man can't hurt you. Ananias: It's the man who made him dead that scares me.

Pee Wee: Do you hear what I do? Ananias: Yeah - feetsteps!

John 'Gospel' Moody: Why are you saddlin', Tex? Tex Lawrence: I just got an idea. Now it's a cinch that nobody knows where to find you, so I'm goin' into town to see if I can find the fellow that stole that pardon. John 'Gospel' Moody: Are you sure it's going to be safe? Tex Lawrence: Well, I'll tell you more about that the next time I see you.

Tex Lawrence: I want you to go down to the sheepherders' camp and tell Cain that she's changed her mind. Ananias: That don't sound like a good idea to me. Tex Lawrence: I know... that's why I'm sending you.

Roman Scandals

1933

(first lines) Mayor of West Rome: As mayor of West Rome, it gives me great pleasure to welcome you and to introduce our first citizen, Warren Fenwick Cooper! Warren F. Cooper: Thank you, mayor. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Heh, heh, you see I know my Roman history.

(last lines) Old Woman in West Rome: Yes, sir. We'd still be living in the streets if it wasn't for Eddie.

Romero

1989

Archbishop Oscar Romero: I'd like to make an appeal in a special way to the men in the army. Brothers, each one of you is one of us. We are the same People. The farmers and peasants that you kill are your own brothers and sisters. When you hear the words of a man telling you to kill, think instead in the words of God, "Thou shalt not kill!" No soldier is obliged to obey an order contrary to the Law of God. In His name and in the name of our tormented people who have suffered so much, and whose laments cry out to heaven: I implore you! I beg you! I *order* you! (shouts) Stop the repressions!

Rowan Atkinson Live

1992 (TV)

(Welcoming people to Hell) The Devil: The French, are you here? If you'd just like to come down here with the Germans, I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.

Headmaster: Quite frankly, Tommy is in trouble. Recently, his behavior has left a great deal to be desired. Tommy's Father: Oh dear. Headmaster: He seems to take no interest in school life whatsoever, he refuses to "muck in" on the sports field, and it's weeks since any master has received any written work from him. Quite frankly, if he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled. Tommy's Father: I beg your pardon? Headmaster: Yes, EXPELLED.

The Devil: I am the Devil, but you can call me Toby. We try to keep things informal around here. And infernal. (chuckles) That's uh, a little joke. I tell it every time.

The Devil: Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits.

Royal Canadian Air Farce

1993

Jean Chretien: Pierre, what is it like not being so alive? Pierre Trudeau: It's not so bad; sort of like, uh, spending a weekend in New Brunswick.

Pierre Trudeau: Jean, you really stirred things up when you said that Mr Day could be responsible for the destruction of Canada. Jean Chretien: I know. Lucien Bouchard was livid; he says if anyone is out to destroy Canada, it should be him.

The Confused Philosopher: When you completely forget something, how do you know you ever knew it?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys

2001 (V)

King Moonracer: Don't tell me I need a root canal. Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: You need a root canal. King Moonracer: I asked you not to tell me that.

Ruggles of Red Gap

1935

Marmaduke 'Bill' Ruggles: I'm putting out your light grey, my Lord. There's something in the air this morning that calls for light grey, I think.

Egbert Floud: I have about as much use for one of them as a pig has for side pockets.

Egbert Floud: (pouring champagne) What you want is... is... is... some more of this imprisoned laughter of the pleasant maids of France.

Earl of Burnstead, aka George: I say, do you believe in love at first sight? Nell Kenner: No. Do you? Earl of Burnstead, aka George: No. That's why I'd like to stay for a while, if I may.

Rumpelstiltskin

1987

Katie: When you're good and smart and kind of heart, there's nothing you can't win. And it never hurts to remember a name like... Emily: Rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin: It's tragic; there's no magic!

Katie: (Crying) I'm afraid to tell. Rumpelstiltskin: Stop it, stop it, stop it, I say. If you don't stop this crying, I'll just go away! Crow: Let's go.

Rumpelstiltskin: I am an elf, and I live in this wood. I play nasty tricks, some evil, some good.

Rumpelstiltskin: The Devil told you that!

Prince Henry: I promise to protect you from any injustices in the future.

Running on Empty

1982

Rebel: Ay? Sounds like she's got a wobble in the bottom end.

Rebel: (sitting in the garage with Mike's trashed Falcon) Gimme a go, Mike... let me fix your car for you. Mike: (knowing he can't afford to pay Rebel) Mmm, couldn't do that, mate. Rebel: No, I mean really fix it... make her fly! She's a 351, right? I've got some nitrous oxide injection 'round that's a sweet sensation.

Rebel: (Mike's trying to drive the '57 Chev, but not very well) You're puttin' on the agony, mate, but you're missin' all the style!

Running on Empty

1988

Lorna: ... So, now that we've determined that I belong here, let's talk about you.

Lorna: You're strange. I cut. I didn't feel like having my picture taken with those sub-humans.

Lorna: You're certifiable. You're welcome!

Lorna: You are certifiable! What is this? Some sort of smart-ass joke? You're taking cooking? Michael: I want to learn how to cook. Lorna: Yeah, right. You have some burning desire to learn how to make apple brown betty... Michael: What are you doing here if you think so highly of it? Lorna: Well, they wouldn't let me take auto mechanics, and I didn't have time to take the issue to the Supreme Court.

Michael: So, what are you doing over the summer? Lorna: I have a job pumping gas. Michael: You finally got the Supreme Court to hear your case, huh? Lorna: Yeah.

Rupan sansei: Majutsu-ou no isan

2002 (VG)

Inspector Koichi Zenigata: (every time Lupin is caught by the guards, the screen is in black and Inspector Zenigata dashes towards the screen with a handcuff) Lupin! You're under arrest!

Arsene Lupin the 3rd: I've got my own magic stick, I've got no need for hand-me-downs!

Rusted Pieces

1991 (V)

Dave Mustaine: The great thing about this song (Anarchy In The UK) was we had a living, breathing Sex Pistols with us. Sitting on his guitar case, he said he wanted $100 and some suction. I said "It's gonna cost you more than $100 to get suction out of us!". We gave him $1,000 and a phonebook and told him to get it himself.

Dave Mustaine: (about the content of a music video compilation) There were these ugly pig women, who were saying that they had sex more than twice a day. They were so hideous that the only place that I could think of them getting laid more than once was a kennel or a prison. Dave Ellefson: (laughs) And what about the skunk dude? With this, what was it, black hair on one side (of his head) and white on the other?! Nice hair, you homo!

Ryko no ken 2

1994 (VG)

(Takuma vs. Takuma) Takuma Sakazaki: Kyoku Gen karate isn't for every Tom, Dick, or Harry! Takuma Sakazaki: No, it's for every Hiro, Shin, and Taro! Ha ha ha...

Sands of Iwo Jima

1949

Officer giving the preinvasion briefing: Now, nobody knows exactly what they've got on this island, but they've had forty years to put it there

Pfc. Al Thomas: That's war. Pfc. Charlie Bass: What's war? Pfc. Al Thomas: Trading real estate for men.

(During live fire training a Marine recruit accidently lets a grenade slip out of his hand and it rolls toward an unsuspecting platoon waiting their turn) Sgt. Stryker: Grenade. Hit the deck. (The platoon runs, except for Conway, who is reading a love letter and has to be tackled to safety by Stryker when the grenade goes off) Sgt. Stryker: You idiot. When are you gonna wake up? You wanna see that dame again, keep your mind on your work. Al Thomas: You may not know this, boy, but you just got your life saved.

Sergeant Stryker: SADDLE UP.

Snger frn andra vningen

2000

Business Man: We have already sacrificed our youth. Can we do more?

(repeated line) Stefan: Blessed be the one who sits down.

(about his son) Kalle: He wrote poetry till he went nuts!

(throwing away Christ crucifixes he couldn't sell) Business Man: I am so embarrassed, my face is red. I staked everything on a loser.

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers

1998 (V)

Dieter: Would you like to touch my monkey? Guest: I would be honored to. Dieter: Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abschmenkee! (Guest shakes hands with Dieter's pet monkey) Dieter: Now I am as happy as a little girl.

Savage Frontier

1953

(first lines) (a gang of outlaws sets an ambush for a youthful lawman) Tulsa Tom: Kind of young for a deputy marshal. Buck Madsen: They don't get old ridin' alone. Cherokee Kid: (pointing to his pistol) I got six votes that'll get him elected off our trail.

(threatening Nugget, the town dentist) Cherokee Kid: Don't try to pull anything - except my tooth! 'Nugget' Clark: No, sir. I don't like goin' to funerals - especially my own.

Scarface

1932

Tony Camonte: I'm going to run the whole works. There's only one law - do it first, do it yourself, and keep doing it.

Insp. Ben Guarino: I told you you'd show up this way. Get you in a jam without a gun and you squeal like a yellow rat. Come on, climb into this (handcuffs)

Tony Camonte: (smashes the window) Just changing the name on the door.

Title Card: (opening message) This picture is an indictment of gang rule in America and of the callous indifference of the government to this constantly increasing menace to our safety and our liberty. Every incident in this picture is the reproduction of an actual occurrence, and the purpose of this picture is to demand of the government: 'What are you going to do about it?' The government is your government. What are YOU going to do about it?

Scarlet Diva

2000

Anna Battista: I have an oblique personality, direct proportion of my surroundings.

Anna Battista: I am the loneliest girl in the world. Kirk: How sad. Anna Battista: It's not sad, it's just how it is.

Anna Battista: I'm sorry. It's the first time I've ever made love. Kirk: Don't tell me you're a virgin. Anna Battista: No. I'm a whore.

Scary Tales: The Return of Mr Longfellow

2003 (V)

Mr Longfellow: It's a magic Trans Am!

Don Leifert: Red... I love red. Mr Longfellow: Oooh, that's my favorite color as well. It's just dripping with... flavour!

Sarah: But Dennis, she wasn't a zombie. Dennis Frye: I know that, you know that, but the cops don't...

Scene Smoking: Cigarettes, Cinema & the Myth of Cool

2001

Ted Danson: Smoking is a great prop. It's a great prop in life. Sean Penn: Make no mistake; as it relates to a conversation on film, this is strictly a censorship conversation. No question, this film is about censorship. Chrsity Turlington: There is a strange sort of rebelliosness that is associated with smoking, and the thing is, it's such a false rebelliousness. There's nothing cool about it. It's conformity in the worst way.

Scener ur ett ktenskap

1973

Marianne: Sometimes it's like husband and wife are talking on telephones that are out of order.

Johan: You need to put a lot of effort into not caring.

Marianne: We're pitiful, self-indulgent cowards that can't connect with reality and are ashamed of ourselves.

Johan: Affection shouldn't be kept just for vacations.

Johan: We're emotinal illiterates. We've been taught about anatomy and farming methods in Africa. We've learned mathematical formulas by heart. But we haven't been taught a thing about our souls. We're tremendously ignorant about what makes people tick.

Marianne: Sometimes it grieves me that I have never loved anyone. I don't think I've ever been loved either. It really distresses me.

School for Scoundrels or How to Win Without Actually Cheating!

1960

Mr Potter: Just remember, if you're not one up on the other fellow, then he's one up on you.

(last line. Mr S. Potter to the camera) Mr S. Potter: I do apologize ladies and gentlemen, events do seem to have taken a most unfortunate turn. This sort of calamity we cannot always guard against, even amongst our best students. You see once, once sincerity rears its ugly head, well lifemanship is powerless... (an orchestra starts to play) stop that music... orchestra!... orchestra... stop that infernal din. Please, no, I... look at me, I must get back to Yeovil.

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

1998 (V)

Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: (as two female zombies approach him and Scooby-Doo) Like... we're not looking for any ghoul-friends, are we, Scooby?

Velma Dinkley: (trying to find Shaggy and Scooby) I think we should split up. Fred Jones: Good Idea! Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau. Fred Jones: (frowning) Bad idea!

Scum of the Earth

1963

Lang: It's time for straight talk, Kim. It's not my fault you posed for Harmon. It's not my fault you posed for Larry in the nude. You did it, its your problem, its pretty late to act prissy and prim. All you kids make me sick! You act like little Miss Muffet and down inside your dirty, do you hear me? Dirty! Your greedy and self centered and think you can get away with anything. Your no better than the girl who sells herself to a man, your worse because your a hypocrite. And now little Miss Muffet is in trouble and she's all outraged virtue. Well you listen and you listen well, your damaged merchandise and this is a fire sale. You walk outta here and your reputation won't be worth fifteen cents. You'll do as I tell you! Do you hear me? You'll do as I tell you!!

Second Chance

1953

Russ: Which do you suppose came first, the hotel or all this atmosphere?

Russ: Who needs music?

Russ: Spilato is something we used to step on in Chicago when it came crawling out of the woodwork.

Clare: He'll manage to get another gun in San Cristobal. Russ: Who's going to wheel him to the store to buy it?

(last lines) Cable Car Conductor: What a beautiful disaster!

See China and Die

1981 (TV)

(Momma Sykes suspects a tenant in the building killed her boss) Momma Sykes: I need you to search all the apartments while you're cleaning up. 1st Maid: I can't conduct a search and do my job, both! Momma Sykes: Woman, if you can clean and watch daytime TV, you can clean and search!

(Mama Sykes and her son are talking at the police station) Sgt. Alvin Sykes: I'm worried about you, mama. Momma Sykes: NOBODY'S gonna kill ME! Your father tried that a couple times and even he couldn't do it.

See Jane Date

2003 (TV)

(Amanda and Jane are shopping for gifts for Jane's cousin Dana and her husband-to-be.) Amanda: Did you find anything for Dana and Larry? Jane: Oh, hardly. I mean, what do you get a guy that's funny but serious, athletic but poetic, masculine but feminine... ? Amanda: Boyfriend? Jane: Of course. The one thing they don't have here.

Send Me No Flowers

1964

George Kimball: When a man's wife thinks he's having an affair, how can he convince her he's not? Arnold Nash: He can't. George Kimball: But I'm not having one! Arnold Nash: Doesn't make any difference. George Kimball: Isn't a man innocent until proven guilty? Arnold Nash: Look, you're dealing with your wife. You can forget the Constitution.

Sergeant Matlovich Vs. the U.S. Air Force

1978 (TV)

(last lines) Narrator: A complaint for injunctive, declaratory and mandatory relief was filed in the U.S. District Court of the District of Columbia. On July 16th 1976 the presiding judge ruled against Sgt. Matlovich but added... The time has arrived when the Armed Forces need to reappraise the problem which homosexuality presents in the military context. Public attitudes are clearly changing. The Armed Forces have shown thay can lead the way on matters of discrimination and I suggest that this is an area that deserves its more intense and immediate study.

(first lines) David Addlestone: What do you think of Benton? Susan Hewman: He strikes me as a typical career officer. Seems like a hard nose, but with decent instincts.

Serving in Silence: The Margarethe Cammermeyer Story

1995 (TV)

Col Margarethe Cammermeyer: People ask, "Who are you?" We are their daughters, their sisters, their sons, their nurses, their mechanics, their athletes, their police. We're your doctors, your fathers, your politicians, your solidiers, your mothers, your friends. We live with you, we care for you, protect you, teach you, love you and need you. All we ask is that you let us.

Vet: Do you know what the most important thing is to an infantryman? Col Margarethe Cammermeyer: His weapon. Vet: His Buddy. You can be my buddy and share my foxhole any time, Colonel.

Sesame Street: 20 and Still Counting

1989 (TV)

Kermit The Frog: The question of the day is, "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?" Grover: Yes, I can answer that question. Kermit The Frog: Oh, good. We have an answer. And the answer is? Grover: No. Kermit The Frog: No? Grover: No, I cannot tell you how to get to Sesame Street. I do not know.

Host: You are some bird. How old are you? Big Bird: I'm six. Host: You've been around 20 years. How come you're still six? Big Bird: Just lucky, I guess.

Seventeen Again

2000

(after Sydney finishes doing routine) Sydney Donovan: So, how'd I do? Ashley: Well, you've certainly got a lot of potential. Maybe with a little more practice. Posse girl: Practice. Ashley: Who knows? Posse girl: I don't. Ashley: Guess I'll see you around school. Next. Kim Anderson. Next (Sydney leaves) (Ashley and Posse girl giggle)

(talking about Ashley) Julie: Just like a M.P.G.I.S. chick. Sydney Donovan: What the heck does that mean? Julie: Most Popular Girl In School.

S.F.W.

1994

Cliff Spab: Morrow, what's the deal? Morrow Streeter: "What's the deal?" You mean, what am I sure of? The only thing I'm sure of is that everything's unsure.

Barbara 'Babs' Wyler: (shouts) Everything matters! (fires bullets at Spab and Wendy)

Cliff Spab: Wendy Wendy Pfister: Spab Cliff Spab: Wendy Wendy Pfister: Spab Cliff Spab: Wendy Wendy Pfister: Spab Cliff Spab: So are we gettin' married or what? Wendy Pfister: Hey, guy. You fucking know it.

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