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Bedrooms and Hallways

1998

Darren: (describing Jeremy) Seething animal passions about to erupt through the pie crust of decorum.

Leo: Who is it? Darren: I'm not sure, but his voice washed over me like a dark, powerful river.

Darren: Rub some compost in your face, straight boys love it.

Darren: All relationships end. You either split up or you die.

Angie: Leo, you are a strawberry blond. You can't go out with an ash blonde. It's not right!

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Oratotis miden

1970

Angelos Kreouzis: No more charcoaaaaaal!

Horst Richter: (after the accident in the shipyard and the workers' uprising) What did you do? You told them that those responsible for the accident will be punished Angelos Kreouzis: I said, "If we find them." Horst Richter: And you said that we will take safety measures. Angelos Kreouzis: I said, "In the future." Horst Richter: You said they will have raises. Angelos Kreouzis: That goes "In the future" as well. "In the future" is very close to "never".

Angelos Kreouzis: (on the secluded beach where Christina Richter sunbathes and three hooligans with a portable radio harass her saying "Dance with us, baby". Angelos Kreouzis appears out from complete nowhere on his bike) I heard voices. What's up?

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Orca

1977

Rachel: The killer whale. He is a mammal with warm blood, found in every sea.

Rachel: I'd insisted on leaving South Harbor with them. I told myself that somehow I was responsible for Nolan's state of mind. That I had filled his head with romantic notions about a whale capable not only of profound grief, which I believed, but also of calculated and vindictive actions, which I found hard to be believe, despite all that had happened.

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Orchestra Wives

1942

Bill Abbott: Now listen cutie-pie. I'm a big, bad trumpet player, and never in my life have I seen anything so gorgeous coming off a dance floor. I've seen thousands. I've kissed some of them, but not like I'm going to kiss you.

Mrs Beck: How about you, Sinjin, when are you getting married? Sinjin: What for? I got a lot of girls that are just pulling their hair waiting for me to call them. Ben Beck: Why don't you call 'em? Sinjin: Are you kidding? I'm sick of running around with bald dames.

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Othello

1995

Iago: Pleasure and action make the hours seem short.

Othello: Arise black vengeance from thy hollow cell. Yield up, O love, thy crown and hearted throne to tyrannous hate. Now by yond marble heaven, in the due reverence of a sacred vow, I here engage my words.

Iago: We cannot all be masters, nor all masters cannot truly be followers.

Iago: Oh Beware, my lord, of jealousy. 'Tis the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.

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Our America

2002 (TV)

LeAlan Jones: I live in the ghetto. I'm supposed to be a loser. I'm supposed to be snatching a purse and shooting your head off. I'm a person that doesn't vote. I'm the motherfucker that's supposed to fill your jails. I'm not supposed to be intelligent; I'm not supposed to know what I know, but I do. I've got an uncle and a cousin that are career criminals, no father, a mother who was pronounced mentally ill and a grandmother that raised him and twenty kids, but I'll still make it. I know you don't want to hear about the pain and suffering in that part of the city, but that part of the city is part of your city too. I believe in my heart that we must find a way to help one another. Not me by myself, or you by yourself; I'm talking about all of us, living together, in our city, in our America.

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Out of Rosenheim

1987

Brenda: Now why would you want to leave? Debby: Too much harmony.

Brenda: Don't tell me that was it, Arnie! I mean, you gotta be kidding! That what I had you come up here for? I don't believe it! I mean she, she shows up outta nowhere without a car, without a map. She ain't got nothing but a suitcase filled with men's clothing. How come? How come she act so funny like she was gonna stay here forever? And with no clothes?! No! I don't like it! It don't make no sense at all! No, no, no, no, no! It don't make no sense!

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Overland Stage Raiders

1938

(first lines) (reading a reward poster) First Bandit: One thousand dollars. I guess we ain't worth much to the Oro Grande Company. Second Bandit: That ain't no decent reward for a self-respecting bandit. What do you say we send Harmon a donation to boost the ante? First Bandit: Maybe I will - after we polish off the three o'clock stage!

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Oxygen

1999

Madeline Foster: My father only liked to see me when I was perfect. Jessie: Who the hell is perfect? Madeline Foster: Exactly.

Harry: We could put a little show on for the feds. Right here on the table. I got cigarettes. Madeline Foster: F*ck you.

Harry: You and I like a little pleasure with our pain. Madeline Foster: I am NOT like you. Harry: Really.

Harry: Madeline... Madeline Foster: Yes? Harry: You're... You're free now.

Harry: Could you do me a favor? Would y'get in the car? Frances Hannon: What? Harry: Car. Get in the car. Francis... look at this. (gestures toward gun) Now will you get in the car? Get in the car!

Harry: Shut the hell up, Francis, or I won't tell anyone where you are, and that would SUCK for you.

Harry: You wanna play? Huh?

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Ozzy & Drix

2002

(Hector has eaten too much sugar and all the white blood cells, accept The Mole are tired) The Mole: Whoever found out about my secret adrenaline supply... Drix: You have a secret adrenaline supply? The Mole: What? How did you find out who told you this they will suffer! Drix: You told me. The Mole: Oh, yes, well maybe I could let myself off with a warning... NO! No one crosses The Mole, not even, The Mole! (The Mole hits himself) The Mole: Let that be a lesson to me!

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Pack Up Your Troubles

1932

Oliver: This is your son's baby. Eddie "Steamboat": Oh, blackmailers, huh? (punches Ollie in the face)

Oliver: What do we do with this stuff? Cook: What do you think you do with it? Take it to the General.

Oliver: Hey, how much would you charge me to haunt a house?

Oliver: Well, looks like we're in it. Gee, I wish I could go. Stan: Go where? Oliver: Why to war! Stan: Why can't ya go? Oliver: There you are, I knew you'd take that selfish attitude. I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet!

Oliver: Why didn't you tell me it was you? Stan: It was so dark, I didn't think you would hear me.

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Pajama Party

1964

Fleegle: What are we looking for? J. Sinister Hulk: Look for anything suspicious! Chief Rotten Eagle: The only thing suspicious is us!

Big Bang The Martian: (Talking about Go-Go the Martian to Slocum) It's not that I don't like him, it's just I can't stand him!

Connie: (Talking about Go-Go the Martian) This kid is a kook! Aunt Wendy: No, dear not a kook - a Martian. Connie: A Martian! Aunt Wendy: From Mars. Connie: Both you birds belong in a clock.

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Panther

1995

Bobby Seale: We not anti-white, we anti-oppression! You can't fight racism with racism.

Tyrone: Uh, Alma is it? We don't... Alma: What? I'm black ain't I, I wanna help my community right or do you think oppression ends with that thing dangling between your legs? Tyrone: But... Alma: But nothing! We want full-fledged membership in the Black Panther Party and none of that alright sugar as long as you play the background, rubbing my feet, getting my drink bullshit, you dig?

Bobby Seale: Brother Malcolm said we should stop sangin' and start swangin'.

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Paparazzi

2004

Rex Harper: I am going to destroy your life and eat your soul. And I can't wait to do that.

Rex Harper: Hey. I'll be out in a week. Just another great story for Rex Harper. Detective Burton: In a week you'll be somebody's wife.

Rex Harper: The public wants raw and real and that's what we give 'em. Let me tell you something, my friends, we're the last of the real hunters.

Wendell Stokes: He's coming for us!

Paparazzi Guy: (planting a hidden micro-camera and talking to it) Now that's it. Just do your stuff.

Zach Laramie: Why is Daddy on a magazine with a black thing covering his peepee?

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Paperhouse

1988

Marc: You see, there was this little boy, and he had this red bicycle. It was new, in perfect nick. And everyday he would just sit and look at it, and he knew that he would never be able to ride it, but he thought that one day he might be able to. That made all the difference.

Anna Madden: Is anybody there?

Anna Madden: What's snogging like? Sharon: Like kissing a vaccum cleaner.

Marc: Snog on this.

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Party of Five

1994

Bailey Salinger: At least I'm still in school. I'm not the one dropping out here. What are you gonna do, huh? Take a year off so you can get pregnant again?

Claudia Salinger: Jamie invited me to his PROM! (screams) Claudia Salinger: I could just scream. Charlie Salinger: You just did.

Sarah Reeves: (to Bailey) I'm in love with you, you jerk!

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Peace, Propaganda & the Promised Land

2004 (V)

Noam Chomsky: When Israelis in the occupied territories now claim that they have to defend themselves, they are defending themselves in the sense that any military occupier has to defend itself against the population they are crushing... You can't defend yourself when you're militarily occupying someone else's land. That's not defense. Call it what you like, it's not defense.

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Perfect

1985

Jessie: What's wrong with wanting to be the best you can be? What's wrong with wanting to be perfect? What's wrong with wanting to be loved?

Kenny: She's the most used piece of equipment in the gym.

Adam Lawrence: Somebody's editing with their elbows!

Adam Lawrence: Always treat a famous person as if they're not. And a person who's not as if they were.

Linda: It's a lot more fun looking for Mr Goodbody than Mr Goodbar.

Linda: He knows a guy who knows a make-up artist on the Dukes of Hazzard, who's gonna redesign my face.

Linda: That's what I wanna be: the most perfect "Me" possible.

Linda: I guess I'll go see if I can scare up a gang-bang.

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Perversion for Profit

1965

Himself - Host: Hello there. I'm George Putnam. I'd like to begin with a fact, a simple yet shocking fact. It is this - a floodtide of filth is engulfing our country in the form of newsstand obscenity and is threatening to pervert an entire generation of our American children.

Himself - Host: We know that once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regards sex.

Himself - Host: Through this material, today's youth can be stimulated to sexual activity to which he has no legitimate outlet. He is even enticed to enter the world of homosexuals, lesbians, sadists, machinists and other sex deviants.

Himself - Host: Think then of the consequences to the inexperienced youth who, in purchasing and studying this material, becomes a pawn for these misfits, these homosexuals.

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Pet Sematary II

1992

Gus Gilbert: No Brain, no pain... think about it.

Jeff Matthews: Drew, I know your dog died, but get a grip, man, you're freaking me out!

Clyde Parker: What are you doing, man? Gus Gilbert: I'm just fuckin' with ya'!

(zipping up Clyde's corpse in a body bag) Gus Gilbert: Takin' you up the hill, Clyde-buddy. That's the way the Indians did it.

Gus Gilbert: You bury your own.

Chase Matthews: (after he has shot Zowie the dog) What are you doing? Gus Gilbert: Well, I WAS building a doggy door.

Clyde Parker: (holding Jeff's cat) You ever seen a kitten run before? Jeff Matthews: Yeah. Clyde Parker: No, I mean REALLY run. Like this! (takes off)

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Phil the Alien

2004

Madame Madame: You mean you lied to me? Sammy the Alien: Many, many times.

Jimmy: Tell them what you told me. Phil the Alien: I like whiskey. Jimmy: No, after that. Phil the Alien: On my planet, there is no violence. Ginger: That's so inspiring. Phil the Alien: Except for twice a year when the weather changes, and then there is a brief period of ultra-violence.

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Picking Up the Pieces

2000

Tex Cowley: She had a boyfriend before me who was in with the mob, and she testified against him and, you know, he didn't take it too kindly... So we came out to Texas, eh, primarily for the air... Actually, we, eh, we wanted to keep breathing it...

Father Leo: I'm sure the Virgin was wearing turquoise nail polish.

Father Leo: Senora, please, please. This is the house of God, there is no screaming or jumping for joy here.

Tex: What's the matter with you? Am I gonna have to start slippin' Prozac in to your Alpo?

Tex: Have you ever operated heavy machinery while taking anit-histamines?

Bobo: Women... you can't live with 'em... and you can't shoot 'em.

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Picnic at Hanging Rock

1975

Miranda: What we see and what we seem are but a dream, a dream within a dream.

Marion: A surprising number of human beings are without purpose, though it is probable that they are performing some function unknown to themselves.

Miranda: Everything begins and ends at the exactly right time and place.

Irma: Waiting a million years, just for us.

Irma: Sara reminds me of a little deer Papa brought home once. I looked after it, but it died. Mama always said it was doomed.

Mr Whitehead: There's some questions got answers and some haven't.

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Pink Cadillac

1989

Tommy Nowak: You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you. Lou Ann McGuinn: I'm still feminine. I'm a Cosmo fighter. Tommy Nowak: Obviously a hardened criminal. I can tell by your kewpie-doll lips.

Flasher: Whadda think? Lou Ann McGuinn: Looks like a penis to me - only smaller.

(Lou Ann borrows a tight-fitting dress) Tommy Nowak: Sweetheart, if there's any justice on this planet, they'll never make you give back that red dress.

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Pink Five Strikes Back

2004 (V)

Yoda: Dark times to the galaxy have come. Many years have I waited for you. A Jedi you will be. Save the Galaxy you will. Stacey: (trying to work the lightsaber) Yeah, whatever, but I think you're hairdryer is broken.

Stacey: (Ignites her lightsaber) Eww... Red? (hits a button and changes the colour to pink) Yoda: And now: attack me! Stacey: You're kidding, right? No offence, little guy, but I can totally take you. Yoda: Take me you cannot, for my ally is the force. Stacey: OK, but you know you're like a ga-billion years old. Yoda: (yells) When my age you reach, look as goo you will not. Stacey: (Stacy deactivates her lightsaber and throws it a Yoda's head) When my age you were look as good you didn't!

Yoda: (about Stacy) Much anger in this one. Obi-Wan: Boyfriend trouble.

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Piranha, Piranha!

1972

(After their race, that Caribe won) Art Greene: Congratulations, Caribe. Caribe: Another try? Jim Pendrake: No, thanks. Caribe: So, who wants to see the diamonds now? Art Greene: Terry, do you wanna see diamonds? Terry: Not only see them, I want to make pictures of them, my Dear! Caribe: I'll meet you in half an hour!

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Planet of the Apes

1974

Urko: These humans are dangerous, don't you understand that? They think that they're as good as we are!

Pete Burke: (coming around after crash landing on Earth) It's like a hangover without the pleasure of booze.

Man: (Galen is threatening a human the trio's trying to help) It is the will of the gods. Galen: It is the will of Galen.

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Plymouth Adventure

1952

Offscreen chorus in opening titles: (singing) Confess Jehovah thankfully for He is good, for his Mercie continueth forever. To God of gods confesse do ye because His bountiful mercie continueth forever. Unto the Lord of lords confesse because His merciful kindness continueth forever. To Him that doth, Himself only, things wondrous great, for His Mercie continueth forever; continueth forever.

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Pocket Money

1972

Jim Kane: You just can't buy back a bad impression.

Leonard: You got to fight these people tooth and nail.

(In anger, a television was just thrown out a hotel window) Bill Garrett: That's hotel property, I just sittin' here waiting for the house dicks to come. Leonard: But you gotta pay. Bill Garrett: Who the hell is he?

Jim Kane: We don't wait for anybody Leonard.

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Point Last Seen

1998 (TV)

Rachel Harrison: The process of getting lost seems lenghty and complex on the surface but is quite often nothing of the sort. Two steps off the trail, and then two more. A wash that looks like a trail, a trail that looks like a creek bed, and you can be just as lost as if somebody had dumped you on the moon. The tracker's job is to find those first two steps. That first mistake. That first disastrous detour. That's the place the finding begins, but tracking one's life? I suppose it's the same. I suppose you have to go back to the very beginning. Before you were lost. We call that the "point last seen."

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Point of No Return

1993

Bob: You can't just pout and decide you don't want to play anymore.

Maggie: I never did mind about the little things.

Maggie: Oh, I think she's saying, "Stick it in me twice a day, and I'll do anything for you. I'll lick the ground you walk on."

Maggie: How about you kiss my ass right in the crack?

Victor: I'm Victor. I'm the cleaner.

Bob: He mentioned the word "bullet," and he mentioned the word "brain."

(in disguise as Angela) Maggie: For Christ's sake, give me a fucking break and open ze stupid gate!

Angela: Enough vis ze fucking tea already!

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Pokmon 3: The Movie

2001

James: I haven't seen this many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad.

James: I haven't seen this many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad

(refering to the Unown) Meowth: Its like alphabet soup without the soup.

James: Do you think will have a bigger roll in the next movie.

Entei: You are... mama!

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Pokmon Heroes

2003

Oakley: There it is. Annie: It's so nice, and peaceful. Oakley: Not for long.

Ash Ketchum: It's all gone! Lorenzo: But I'm afraid it's coming back. Brock: Huh? Misty: What do you mean?

Misty: The Earth is so pretty, so blue...

Meowth: I said I had nothin' to do with it! James: MAMA! Jessie: It was their idea!

Ash Ketchum: Hey! What do you think you're doing ? Annie: We're just trying to prevent a fashion statement. Ash Ketchum: Well, this is no way to do it!

Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops. James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast! Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost TASTE it! Are you ready ? James: YEAH!

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Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

1989

Ox: Knock, knock! Sergeant Moses Hightower: Who's there? Ox: Buu! Sergeant Moses Hightower: Buu, who? Ox: Quit crying! This will be over in a moment! (Hightower lets go of Ox) Sergeant Moses Hightower: Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line! (Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out)

Sergeant Moses Hightower: (Rapping) We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word!

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Police Academy: Mission to Moscow

1994

Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it? Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors. Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here! Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!

Callahan: Everything about me... is real

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Poor White Trash

2000

Ron Lake: You boys ever been in love with a woman? Other than Pamela Anderson? You want to know what it feels like to be in love with someone, and have that someone be fucking someone else? It's like having a rat in your stomach, chewing and crawling its way through all your organs, stopping only long enough to shit, piss and laugh at ya. And that rat gets up into your heart, and stays there sometimes for years. Sometimes forever.

Judge Pike: Linda Nelson Bronco, I have a hard-on for you.

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Porn 'n Chicken

2002 (TV)

Roger Stone: You violated my daughter with vegetables! Polly: Oh, I liked it, Daddy.

(when asked why create a porn'n'Chicken club) Quinton: Well, because fried chicken tastes good, and porn is videos of people having sex.

Jenna Jameson: And remember, when doing anal, don't use lube. Use lots of spit.

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Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy

2001

Ron Jeremy: I'd like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do "Macbeth", memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.

Al Lewis: That is the worst act in show business! He has no material, he has no presentation, he has no timing - forget it.

Ron Jeremy: My goal in life is to be an actor.

Ron Jeremy: Sex is simple - love is painful.

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Porterhouse Blue

1987 (TV)

Dean: You know my view. If a little learning is a dangerous thing, just think what harm a lot of it can do.

(Referring to the College Feast) Sir Godber Evans: Don't you find this a little indulgent? Particularly in the present economic circumstances. Dean: Oh, we never bother with "present economic circumstances". Senior Tutor: We find that they tend to go away after fifty years or so.

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Portrait d'un assassin

1949

Fabius: I expected my shooting mishap to be followed by a legal mishap. Well, what do we do now? Shall we have a drink? Make love? Throw things at each other?

Fabius: I couldn't exactly strangle my motorcycle.

Martha: You don't think people are going to come to see you smoke a cigarette, do you?

Fabius: I never once got on that bike, not even one night, for the last two years without thinking it would be the last time. Martha: So you wanted to kill me because you were afraid something would happen to you?

Eric: It's not the motorcycle that's dangerous; it's the fear.

Lucienne de Rinck: And a little advice: Don't try to kill me off before dessert. The cook makes a remarkable omlette souffl.

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Possessed

1931

Marian Martin, aka Mrs Moreland: You don't own me. Nobody does. My life belongs to me. Al Manning: You'll make one fine mess of it. Marian Martin, aka Mrs Moreland: It'll still belong to me. Marian's mother: Don't, Marian, you frighten me when you talk like that. Marian Martin, aka Mrs Moreland: If I were a man it wouldn't frighten you! You'd think it was right for me to go out and get anything I could out of life, and use anything I had to get it. Why should men be so different? All they've got are their brains and they're not afraid to use them. Well neither am I!

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Power Rangers Turbo

1997

Tommy: Shift Into Turbo!

Alpha 6: Yo yo yo, whatcha talkin' about?

Blue Senturion: The Blue Senturion always gets his man. Or, in this case, monster.

Divatox: Viva la Diva!

Dimitria: Where there is evil, beware. Where there is destruction, be warned. This new team of mighty warriors will know no rest. Power Rangers, the legacy continues!

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Pray for Death

1985

Limehouse: I'm going to burn your kid like a roman candle.

Aiko: They were watching the black ninja again. Akira: Why do you watch it boys, when your mother tells you not to?

Limehouse: (after killing Sam Green) Shall we give the old fucker a Viking funeral?

Akira: (holding a knife to Limehouse's neck) Stay away from the Saito family. They don't know anything about the Van Atta neckalace. If you don't, I promise you, you will pray for death.

Limehouse: I'm going to rip your stinking guts out.

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Prefontaine

1997

(Referring to the Nike "swoosh.") Steve Prefontaine: Looks like needless air resistance to me.

Steve Prefontaine: All my life people have said to me, "You're too small, Pre. You're not fast enough, Pre. Give up your foolish dreams, Steve!" They forgot something: I have to win. No fallback here, no great stride, no long legs--nothing!

Bill Bowerman: Nobody can coach desire, Pre.

Mac Wilkins: I live and breathe the discus, Pre. I mean, I hate Christmas and Thanksgiving and Easter and anything that disrupts my routine.

Mac Wilkins: I live for the discus. I hate Christmas and Thanksgiving and Easter - anything that breaks my routine.

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Prehysteria! 2

1994 (V)

Mr Hiro: (sings) I chopped the chicken, but I didn't chop the broccoli.

Mr Hiro: (he has just taken down the two exterminators and is chanting his name in victory) Hiro! Hiro! Hiro! Hiro! Hiro! Miss Winters: Mr Hiro, you are fired! Mr Hiro: (stops for a second, then continues) Hiro! Hiro! Hiro! Hiro!

Killam: (he has spotted a small, brown thing on the floor) Hey! Is that a weasel dropping? Ketchum: (brash) I don't know; *you're* the expert! Killam: (he eats it) Hey, it's a raisin!

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Prehysteria! 3

1995 (V)

Ella: I don't know, Madonna. It's getting harder and harder to keep a happy thought in my head when I putt.

Ella: Now, that's what I call a bloomin' good shot. This is more fun than a Sean Connery film festival. I never knew I could have such a bonny time playing Putt Putt. Me father and uncle always told me it was a bunch of fiddle-faddle.

Thomas: Ah, how about a round of Putt Putt? Ella: Smashing, that sounds like a bonny time. Heath: "Don't tell me you're gonna start rapping bogus again, B Girl. Ella: Look whose talking.

Thomas: Hey, they're sellin' like hot cakes. Whatta you putting in those burgers? Ella: Haggis Helper. Michelle: Business is going great. A few more days like this and we'll be able to make the bank payment. Thomas: Y'know, you're right. Hey, let me try one of those Dino Burgers.

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Prelude to a Kiss

1992

Rita Boyle: You want a Molson? Peter Hoskins: You drink Molson? Rita Boyle: Uh-huh. Peter Hoskins: In your own home? Rita Boyle: I've been known to.

Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea? Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten. Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something? Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation. Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order? Rita Boyle: Peter, you're doing it again. You take a perfect situation and you pee all over it.

Rita: "... life's a busman's holiday with you!"

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Primal Force

1999 (TV)

Frank Brodie: (the team has just encountered the first mutant baboon) Bet you won't see that in National Geographic.

Frank Brodie: (Kelsey is dragging a heavy suitcase alongside her) We leave everything here. (throws it away) Kelsey Cunningham: That is like a $1000 suitcase. Frank Brodie: (shoots the suitcase into small pieces) Not any more.

Tara Matthews: (about the baboons) They're developing at an incredible rate, they're nearly Neanderthal. Frank Brodie: I'd like to get out of here before they get cable.

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Primal

2003 (VG)

Raum: I'm dying... quickly. Damn you, Hybrid! I was hoping I'd really suffer at the end.

Jen: NOPE! Goin' back to the beach!

Scree: I know you mortals think you're at the heart of everything, but believe me, you're not.

(in underwater realm) Scree: My companion is ill-equipped for life in your world. I had to leave her on the surface. Aino: One of the dry ones? Scree: Yes, a mortal. You know how fussy they are about breathing.

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Private Lessons: Another Story

1994

Lauren: I want something real, provocative - not glossy, but raw!

Lauren: You taught me how to just let myself be.

Raul: You had an itch, you scratched it, and now it's over.

Stephen: I did what I did because of my own insecurities.

Marissa: Whatever I want, my heart needs, that's what I go for.

Jennifer: That may be the kind of line you use on your wife!

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Pumpkinhead

1989

Ed Harley: God damn you woman! God damn you! Old hill woman: He already did, son. He already did.

Maggie: Don't worry, God will help us. (Loads shotgun.) Tracy: Then what's that for? Maggie: In case God doesn't show up.

Maggie: Can't you stop this? Can't you call it off? Ed Harley: Nothin' can call it off... (retracts shotgun) ... but I'm gonna send it back to whatever the Hell it come from!

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Punch Drunks

1934

Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma. Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself. Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . . Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say. Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud. Moe: Uh, yeah.

(KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes) KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out! Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.

Curley: What'll ya have? Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg. Curley: Why do you want that? Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.

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Punky Brewster

1984

Theme Song: Maybe the world is blind / Or just a little unkind. Don't know / Seems you can't be sure, of anything any more / Although, you may be lonely and then / One day you're smiling again / Every time I turn around, I see the girl that turns my world around / Standing there / Every time I turn around / Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground / What's gonna be? / Guess we'll just wait and see.

(repeated line) Penelope 'Punky' Brewster: Punky Power!

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Purple Gas

2003

Spazz Derek: I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you ain't got the right to go near my vehicle all right; never mind parking yours in the middle of the fucking road! Hey listen man, I got fucking stuff to do!

Cole Peters: God damn, it', I actually had a little bit of pee come out! Paulie: Really? Cole Peters: Just a little, pre-pee.

The Regulator: You sure stink pretty, like purple gas. Deke Ravenwood: Oh, purple gas is pretty stinky, not stinky pretty. The Regulator: What?

The Regulator: Road Fever. Paulie: What? The Regulator: That's the name of a Foghat hit.

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Pushover

1954

Paul Sheridan: Your place or mine? Lona McLane: Surprise me.

Paul Sheridan: You just don't like women, Rick. Rick McAllister: What keeps you single? Paul Sheridan: Maybe I like 'em too much.

Paul Sheridan: If you'd known where his dough came from, would you still have taken it? Lona McLane: Money isn't dirty. Just people.

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Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx

1970

Quackser Fortune: You learnin' a lot at Trinity? Zazel: Well, Dublin has a very rich history. For instance, did you know that Jonathan Swift wrote "Gulliver's Travels" here and that Handel's Messiah had its first premiere here. Quackser Fortune: How much did they charge you for that?

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Quai des brumes, Le

1938

Le peintre: I painted flowers, women and children. It's like I painted the crime right into them. I'd see crime in a rose.

Quart Vittel: What could be simpler than a tree? Le peintre: A tree. But when I paint one, it sets everyone on edge. It's because there's someone or something hidden behind that tree. I can't help painting what's hidden behind things. To me a swimmer is already a drowned man.

Le peintre: You have to be an idiot to go on living with such discontent, such anxiety.

Le peintre: Some people go fishing or hunting or go to war. Others commit crimes of passion. Some commit suicide. You have to kill someone. Quart Vittel: That's life.

Zabel: Funny how blood stains clothes but washes off hands so easily. Ever notice how doctors and surgeons have such clean, white hands? Even though their pretty hands wallow in blood the whole blessed day.

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Rabbit Every Monday

1951

(singing, as he cooks carrots) Bugs Bunny: Oh carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's magic. They fry, a song begins; they roast and I hear violins, it's magic. Why do I kid myself? Other loves that I have are all really few. When in my heart I know, the magic's my love for you.

Yosemite Sam: I smell carrots a-cooking, and where there's carrots, there's rabbits.

Bugs Bunny: I don't ask questions. I just have fun.

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Racketeer Rabbit

1946

Rocky: Why, it's Mugsy! Don't look at me like that, Mugsy! I'm your pal, see, your buddy pal! Bugs Bunny (as Mugsy) It's coitains for ya, Rocky! Coitains! Rocky: No! Not that! Bugs Bunny: Coitains, do ya understand, coitains! Here! (Bugs places a pair of curtains on Rocky's head) Rocky: Aw, they're adorable.

Bugs Bunny: Does Hugo have a cottontail like this? Of course this one's 50% wool.

Rocky: Say, Hugo, what do you think of that screwy rabbit? Hugo: I like him. He makes me laugh. (laughs weakly)

(as Hugo is driving them out to the country) Bugs Bunny: What a glorious night! Say, why don't we stop somewhere for a hamburger?

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Rad

1986

Bob: Late again Cru? Cru: Oh, excuse me blob, I don't have a watch. Bob: Bob, the name is Bob, not Blob. Smart-ass. Bob: They're getting a boy to do a man's job.

Wesley: Now that we're official, you think we have room for one more on the Rad team?

Luke: There's your fantasy, studly. Cru: Me and Katie are like... special.

Announcer: And Hollywood Mike Miranda makes his second dramatic exit of the day.

Cru: *This*... is ass-sliding.

Cru Jones: Me, I ride for me.

Burton Timmer: (after being hit by a newspaper thrown by Cru and spilling his coffee) This world would be a lot better off without kids!

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