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Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

1979

The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: (The Man From Small Town U.S.A. comes home to find his son Rhett and wife SuperSoul having sex in the bar.) You know my 14-year-old son, Rhett, but I don't believe you've met my Austrian-born wife, SuperSoul. Say "howdy" to folks out there in Movieland, family. Rhett: Howdy. SuperSoul: Die get. The Man From Small Town U.S.A.: (undressing) Now, son, if you plan on being around for your fifteenth birthday, I suggest you take out that thing you call a dick and let your old man show you how it's done.

Lord Love a Duck

1966

Alan: Dear sweet simple minded Barbara Ann. Barbara Ann whose deepest and most heartfelt yearnings express with a kind of touching lyricism the total vulgarity of our time.

Barbara Ann: Everybody has got to love me. Everybody. This is my year. My horoscope says I am going to be famous. I am a Capricorn and I can't miss. I deserve it, too. I've been good. I haven't done bad things with boys. Well, a little. But not really bad. And only if I liked a boy.

Stella Bernard: You lied to me, Miss Greene. You permitted me to believe your father was dead. Barbara Ann: Well, they're divorced. Stella Bernard: In our family we don't divorce our men; we *bury* 'em!

Lorenzo's Oil

1992

Augusto Odone: Dr Nikolias, what about the other boys, what results are you seeing in them? Professor Nikolias: As with Lorenzo it's too early to tell. We need this study to run for the full six months. Augusto Odone: And that would tell you what is obvious right now? That avoiding apple skins and pizza has no effect on this brutal disease?

Prof. Nikolais: Do you know how many children die every year from choking on french fries? Many more than from Adrenoleukodistrophy. You see, ours is what is known as an orphan disease, too small to be noticed, too small to be funded, especially with the iron hand of "Reganomics".

Lorna Doone

2000 (TV)

Carver Doone: If you're so wise, Father, why didn't Ensor choose you to be his successor? You are his oldest living son. Counselor Doone: Some men inspire loyalty and devotion, while others, like me, merely respect.

John Ridd: Lorna you don't know how dangerous it is here now.

Lorna Doone: For the first time in my life, I am truly happy. I am loved for who I am, not for selfish reasons.

Carver Doone: What does offense have to do with it? What do I care about your sly ways of tormenting a man?

Judge Jeffreys: Well, the King is well pleased with you. All charges have been dropped. We're still going to hang you of course, but I'll spare the drawing and quartering. (stunned silence) Judge Jeffreys: That was a joke.

John Ridd: You break me heart, and then accuse me of cruelty?

Lost for Words

1999 (TV)

Deric Longden: Do you want to be buried Mum, or shall we have you cremated? Annie Longden: Oh, I don't know Luv. Surprise me.

Annie Longden: Oh, Derek, I've left the key for you. Deric Longden: Thanks Luv, Where abouts? Annie Longden: I've stuck it in the lock so you can find it.

Woman in wheelchair: (groans in pain) Aagh! Renal colic. Annie Longden: (shakes woman's hand) Annie Longden. Pleased to meet you. (to Deric) She must be French with a name like that.

A Lot Like Love

2005

Emily Friehl: Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.

Oliver Martin: I know I'm probably six years to late... but will you give me strike one back?

Graham Martin: You should get one. Oliver Martin: That was the plan, but I'm unemployed, and living with mom and dad. Graham Martin: Oliver, this is your life. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.

Graham Martin: Oliver, this is your life. You can't wait for it to just to get you up on your feet.

Oliver Martin: (annoyed) Gabe the babe.

Oliver Martin: The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?

Ellen Martin: God, Oliver! You are such a dick! C'mon, let's just start without him!

Oliver Martin: You know, it's not love but it's an awful lot like it.

Oliver Martin: My brother's deaf, Em. I can go days without talking.

Love and Other Catastrophes

1996

Mia: Don't ask because I'll be forced to bore you to death with the details of my tortured existence.

Ari: My motto is you should make a point of trying everything once, except incest... and folkdancing.

Alice: Now that I realize I've just been suffering from a simple psychotic depression, I feel strangely empowered.

Mia: I just wish you'd tell me when you're planning to be more independent.

Michael: Love is always dangerous.

Alice: I'm in the midst of doing my thesis. Ari: What on? Alice: Doris Day as feminist warrior.

Alice: Intuition and romantic fatalism shouldn't be taken lightly.

Ari: I used to think love is the delusion that one woman differs from the other, but maybe that was the delusion.

Love Soup

2005

Sally: I think I see what you're saying here. If Alan Bennett had written it, basically it would be from a cozy middle class male perspective whereas this is too dangerous and challenging and feminist for you. Gil Raymond: No, I'm saying if Alan Bennett had written it, it would be funny.

Alice Chenery: You should never try and achieve ecstasy on top of Horlicks.

Alice Chenery: I don't know, what is it with you people? The only topic of conversation is men, how to get them, what happens when you've got them and then how to get rid of them. God, it's all I ever hear, is men! Cleo Martin: She needs a man!

Loving You

1957

Jimmy Tompkins: Well, I usually get paid for singin' as a rule, and I figured you oughta do whatever you do for me. So how about steppin' outside and puttin' a new set of seatcovers on my car, huh?

Wayne: Why sure, sideburns, what color do you want? I figure his color's yellow, don't you? (a fight begins and Deke/Jimmy Tomkins wins the fight agains Wayne by a knockout)

Made in Heaven

1987

Mike: Annie... I'd like to marry you. Annie: According to heaven, we already are.

Annie: You know what we've never done. We've never... danced. I'm going arent I? Mike: Yes. Annie: Don't be sad. Don't get sad mike. Mike: Why does it have to be you? Annie: It's not sad. I'm going to be somebody's baby.

Emmett: I was in love too. My wife wanted to spend the rest of our lives together. She wanted to get married, we did. She wanted to have kids, we did. She wanted to spend the rest of our lives together and did in each other arms, we did. We can't.

Emmett: Remember Heaven, Elmo? All you have to do is think about where you want to be and you're there.

Magnificent Obsession

1954

(first lines) Valerie: Bob! Bob, take it easy! Dr Bob Merrick: Easy? Where's that get ya?

(last lines) Edward Randolph: Once you find the way, you'll be bound. It will obsess you. but believe me, it will be a magnificent obsession.

Dr Bob Merrick: (of a plan to do anonymous good works) Well, if it's as simple as all that, why, I'll certainly give it a chance. Edward Randolph: Now wait, Merrick! Don't try to use this unless you're ready for it! You can't just try this out for a week like a new car, you know! And if you think you can feather your own nest with it, just forget it. Besides, this is dangerous stuff. One of the first men who used it went to the Cross at the age of thirty-three ...

Dr Bob Merrick: All art is to me is a name.

Maid Marian and Her Merry Men

1989

Marian: What do you mean you ran out of wood? What's this? Robin: Um... a forest.

The Sheriff: You're as mindlessly sentimental as an Australian soap opera.

The Sheriff: For goodness sake, Guy, we are trying to raise money for the Royal Arsenal. Guy of Gisborne: Well I'm not helping! I hate football!

(After having her personality altered) Marian: Oh don't ask me, I'm just a girlie - has anyone seen my blusher?

Makaitoshi Shinjuku

1988 (V)

Mephisto: Men have always fought each other, always creating chaos. That's familiar and safe. They know where they are in those circumstances, but to hazard a step into the unknown and actually love on another is far too risky for them. So if the demons do invade the world, bringing terror and misery with them, don't you think that men might welcome them as bearers of what they desire? Kyoya: Are you one of them? Are you, Mephisto? Mephisto: I have been called demonic, unjustly. I only ask if this world is worth giving your life for, do you know what you are doing?

Mephisto: Men anger the gods with their pride, and in order to punish them, the gods looked on as Pandora opened her box letting chaos loose. And now here in Monster City, mythology will become reality.

Mephisto: Remember this, Pandora's box released chaos. The gods saw the dispair her actions caused so they released one last item with the others so mankind could bear to go on, the gift of hope. 'Til next time.

Making Mr Right

1987

Frankie Stone: For reasons I can't go into and you don't wanna know about, I have to go to this wedding, and I need a date, and you'd be the exact, perfect guy. Now, this isn't a proposition; I just wanna know if you might think about maybe going with me. Jeff Peters: A wedding? I don't know; I'm not very good with people. Frankie Stone: Oh, they're not people, they're just my family.

Jeff Peters: That woman is turning you into a hooker!

Ulysses: If I were human, Frankie, it would be simple: I would fall in love with you.

Over intercom at Chemtec: Paging Dr Nebitol. Dr Nebitol, your pizza is here.

Ulysses: It takes a man this sensitive to know your needs!

Mannequin: On the Move

1991

Jason: You were in the marines? Hollywood: Yes they were looking for a few good men and... so was I.

Jason's mom: Oh my god, he's in love with a... dummy. (faints) Hollywood: Wait a minute honey now I was gonna do that.

Hollywood: Oh, get down, honey, get down! Customer: Get doooooooooown!

Man's Best Friend

1993

DR. JARRET: We're not talking *man's best friend* here!".

Doctor Jarret: When you think of guard dogs. You first think of German Shepherds, they are smart lethal. But not good enough. Now we developed the new Emax3000. They are totally obsolete.

Doctor Jarret: You see Max is a clone, he's not you typical dog. He's a genetic cross breed. Detective Kovacs: A mutt. Doctor Jarret: No, I do not mean a mutt, sir. Look around you. Each animal has a pacific desirable trait. Which is dedicated to their survival. If You took the D.N.A. from each, and genetically splice it into a breed of a dog. You would have a magnificent creature.

Lori Tanner: (Reffering to dog food) This stuff is so disgusting. Annie: Wait till he goes to the bathroom. (Lori laughs)

Mar adentro

2004/I

Padre Francisco: Freedom without a life is not freedom. Ramn Sampedro: A life without freedom is not a life.

Joaqun: There's only one thing worse than having your son die on you... him wanting to.

Ramn Sampedro: (in monologue) Only time and the evolution of consciences will decide one day if my request was reasonable or not.

Ramn Sampedro: When you can't escape, and you constantly rely on everyone else, you learn to cry by smiling, you know?

Ramn Sampedro: Out to sea. Out to sea, and in the weightlessness of the deep where dreams come true, two souls unite to fulfill a single wish. Your gaze and mine, over and over like an echo, repeating silently: "Deeper, and deeper," beyond everything that is flesh and blood. But I always awaken and I always wish for death, my lips forever entangled in your hair.

Rosa: Love is an impulse. You can't rationalize it.

Julia: Ramn, why to die?

Marat/Sade

1967

Marquis de Sade: And what's the point of a revolution without general copulation?

Marquis de Sade: To me, the only reality is imagination; the world inside myself. The revolution no longer interests me.

Mental Patients: (simultaneously) Marat, we're poor. And the poor stay poor.

Four Singers: Now, your enemies fall / We're beheading them all / Duperret and Corday executed in the same old way.

Herald: Crucifiction, all good Christians know, is the most sympathetic way to go.

Mario & Luigi RPG

2003 (VG)

(repeated line) Fawful: I have fury!

Fawful: I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!

Mark Twain

2001 (TV)

Mark Twain: I am not AN American. I am THE American.

Mark Twain: I was made merely in the image of God, but not resembling Him enough to be mistaken for Him by anyone except a very near-sighted person. I believe our Heavenly Father created man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Arthur Miller: I'm sure there are artists that are good businessmen, but I've never met any.

Marple: The Body in the Library

2004 (TV)

Miss Jane Marple: (a body has been found in the library of Arthur and Dolly Bantry) Oh, Dolly, what a terrible thing! Dolly Bantry: I know. Rather thrilling, isn't it?

Basil Blake: (introducing his wife to Colonel Melchett) Dinah Lee, minor actress, major slut!

Martians Go Home

1990

(after discovering that the Martians read minds and then blab your innermost secrets to your friends and neighbors) Mark Devereaux: It was like being invaded by people in your fourth-grade ethics textbook.

Dr Jane Buchanan: What do they want? Sara Brody: I think what they want is for everybody to be really honest, and say what they feel. Dr Jane Buchanan: God, I hate people like that.

Dr Jane Buchanan: A meatloaf in the shape of a tree is surprisingly festive.

Mark Devereaux: Invaders can be dealt with - these guys are tourists.

Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat

2002

Martin Lawrence: No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.

(an audience member yells "Hurry up!" while Martin pauses to have a sip of water) Martin Lawrence: Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper's stuck.

(an audience member tries to dis Martin) Martin Lawrence: Don't forget who the original "Def Jam" host was, motha fucka!

Martin Lawrence: Here goes all these rumors writin' about me. I see on the paper, one of'em says "Martin tries to jump out of a plane using his jacket as a parachute." Now ain't that some bullshit! As I'm trying to get my life together, they're gonna write that bullshit. I know damn well you can't jump out no plane using your jacket as a parachute. Shit, I know you got to use your pants.

Martin Lawrence: You used to look good from afar. Now you just *far* from looking *good*!

Marty

1955

Aunt Catherine: College girls are one step from the street, I tell you. My son Joseph wife, she type on the typewriter - one step from the street!

Angie: What do you wanna do tonight? Marty Pilletti: I dunno, Angie. What do you wanna do?

Mrs Pilletti: Where you go, rain go. Someday you gonna smile, we gonna have a big holiday.

Marty: I've been looking for a girl every Saturday night of my life.

Marty Pilletti: All my brothers and brothers-in-laws tell me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain.

Marusa no onna

1987

Hideki Gondo: To save money, you don't spend it. It's as simple as that. You give maybe $100 at a funeral, $200 at a wedding. That's not good. A million is nothing if you spend it. But even $100 is yours if you save it. Say you're trying to fill a glass with dripping water. When it's half-full, you're thirsty, so you drink. But that's stupid. Wait until it's full. But still don't drink. Wait 'til it brims over and lick it. That way you save the water and drink.

Marvel vs Capcom: Clash of the Super Heroes

1998 (VG)

Morrigan: I don't think there is anyone good enough... (Ryu jumps in) Ryu: Morrigan wait! I have come to challenge you! Morrigan: Hee, hee, hee. It will be my pleasure... Ryu: Then let's do it! Shoryu-ken! Announcer: Ready... (shouts) Fight! (the two engage in a round of Super Puzzle Fighter II)

Onslaught: Know my name and fear it... (shouts) I am onslaught!

Captain Commando: (win quote) Thank you for playing this game!

Onslaught: Behold my mighty hand!

Mary of Scotland

1936

Mary, Queen of Scots: (to Queen Elizabeth I) I might have known you'd come to gloat like this - stealthily, under cover of night.

Queen Elizabeth I: You were born too close to my throne.

Mary, Queen of Scots: I have loved as a woman loves, lost as a woman loses... My son shall sit on the throne! My son shall rule England! Still, still, I win!

Mary Reilly

1996

Mary Reilly: He said you had an ailment. What sort of ailment is it? Dr Henry Jekyll: You might call it a fraction of my soul. Something that left me with a taste for oblivion.

Mr Edward Hyde: Would you like to stay for awhile, or has my sense of smell betrayed me?

Mr Edward Hyde: I am the bandit. He is merely the cave in which I shelter.

Mr Edward Hyde: I always knew you'd be the death of us.

Dr Henry Jekyll: I have become what I always wanted to be. I am the knife as well as the wound.

Mary Reilly: I don't believe there's such a thing as actions without consequences.

Mary Reilly: Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde would like some tea.

Masculin, fminin: 15 faits prcis

1966

Paul: We control our thoughts which mean nothing, and not our emotions which mean everything.

Paul: Kill a man and you're a murderer. Kill thousands and you're a conqueror. Kill everyone and you're a god. Elisabeth: I don't think God exists. Paul: We shall see.

Catherine-Isabelle: Give us a TV and a car, but deliver us from liberty.

Robert: Ever notice there's the word "mask" in masculine? And also "ass"? Paul: And in feminine? Robert: Nothing.

Paul: We'd often go to the movies. We'd shiver as the screen lit up. But more often, Madeline and I would be disappointed. More often we'd be disappointed. The images flickered. Marilyn Monroe looked terribly old. It saddened us. It wasn't the film we had dreamed, the film we all carried in our hearts, the film we wanted to make... and secretly wanted to live.

Mathnet

1987

(opening narration) Narrator: The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real.

Narrator: (closing line of Morris Norris's mugshot sequence) He spent the next 20 years in rock 'n roll... he piles rocks and he eats rolls.

Narrator: (closing line of I. M. Peeved's mugshot sequence) He went to prison, where he learned to like math, teaches it to others, and has become an advisor to a show called Square One TV.

Matriarca, La

1969

Mimi: What do you do? Mr X: My life is incredibly boring. Mimi: Oh, how interesting!

(The nude Mimi is peeling off her false eyelashes) Sandro Maldini: What are you doing? Mimi: I'm undressing.

Fabrizio: I can admire you, can't I? Like a father, hmm? A brother? Or an uncle? Mimi: All right, but no incest, though.

Mattimeo: A Tale of Redwall

2000

Mangiz the Seer: I will not stand here and be insulted by the likes of you, hedgepig! Ambrose Spike: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!

Foremole: Now, don't whack him too hard, Matthias. (Mattimeo enters and Foremole leaves) Foremole: Mind you, give him a durn good whacking now!

Slagar the Cruel: I am Slagar the Cruel, and you are my slaves. Now listen closely - when I say you walk, you walk. When I say you run, you run. If I decide that you live, you live. (pulls out bolas and starts twirling) If I take it into my hands that you may not live... then you will die. (smashes bench) Now, move!

Mattimeo: You should have killed me back there!

McHale's Navy

1962

(repeated line) Capt Binghamton: I could just scream!

(repeated line) Capt Binghamton: Why me? Why is it always me?

Nurse Molly Turner: I thought you were the 'tiger of the pacific.' Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: No, I'm a "chicken-livered sissy. Quinton McHale"

(repeated line) Capt Binghamton: What is it McHale, what do you want what, what, what?

Capt Binghamton: Commander, how would you and your men like two weeks with nothing to do but play gin rummy, go surfing, have luaus with steel drum bands, dancing girls, hmm? Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Two whole weeks? Woo hooo, oh that'd be a wonderful change sir. Yes sir. Capt Binghamton: Knock it off McHale. That's what you do every week.

Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Stall em! I don't care how you do it but stall 'em!

Ens. Charles Parker: Gee I love that kind of talk.

Me and the Big Guy

1999

Big Brother: Let me explain something here. Big Brother is a name we use to suggest an omniscient totalitarian presence. It's not supposed to be taken literally. I'm your oppressor, not your friend. Citizen 43275-B: But is says in the re-education manual that Big Brother is our friend. Big Brother: That's just empty political propaganda. It doesn't mean... It doesn't mean I wanna hear your stupid knock knock jokes.

(last lines) Citizen 43275-B: A Guide to Revolution by Citizen 43275-B. In 1943 Jean-Paul Sartre wrote that so long as a man can look into the eyes of his oppressor, he is free.

Me Musical Nephews

1942

Popeye's nephews: Once upon a time... Popeye: There was a big red hooding ride who sat on a muffet and said, "Oh grandma, what big feet you got" So he chopped off his head with a giant beanstalk and they lived happy ever after. Come on, you gotta go to bed now.

Pipeye, Poopeye, Peepeye, Pupeye: (Saying their prayers) Olive Oyl, and Bluto, and Swee' Pea, and Wimpy, AND POPEYE! And to all the people who come to see our pictures.

Mean Guns

1997

Ricky: Hey, I happen to have a healthy respect for profanity. They're just not happy words and they don't make me happy to hear them. To use something over and over until it has no meaning. Hell hell hell hell hell.

Hoss: That's twisted. Crow: Twisted but fun.

Lou: Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.

Moon: YOU like Mambo? Lou: Yeah. Makes you want to dance...

Moon's Associate: What if we don't want to play? (Moon shoots the guy asking the question) Moon: Then don't! ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

Meet Me After the Show

1951

Jeff Ames: I whipped her into shape with my bare hands! Tim Wayne: You did? *Nice* job!

Tilly: Mrs Ames, if you sit around here much longer, moss will be growing on your north side.

Delilah Lee: (singing) Men are nothin' but trouble, trouble, trouble. A horse is a good clean animal.

Delilah Lee: Take your fingers out of your mouth, buster, and speak up. I wouldn't bite you... even if you appealed to me.

Meet the Barkers

2005

(Travis wakes up Shanna) Shanna: I dreamed about Justin Timberlake. And Usher. It was so weird... Travis: Yeah? What were they doing? Shanna: I don't know, I had to pick between them. Travis: So who did you pick? Shanna: I didn't, you woke me up. Travis: I woke you up? Aaww... I would have picked Usher.

MegaRace

1993 (VG)

Announcer: (television turns on) And now, VWBT is proud to present the show that squashes reality like a bug. That's right! You better be ready to MegaRace! (MegaRace logo is shown on screen) And here's your mega-host, Lance Boyle! (applause) Lance Boyle: Hey! Welcome to MegaRace: the action show where violence only happens once every few seconds!

Lance Boyle: Hi, I'm Lance Boyle, and people often wonder if I'm real.

Lance Boyle: Wait till you hear this! Every time you kill a pack-leader - and when I say "kill", I'm talking virtually, not reality, okay? In MegaRace, nobody actually dies - it just looks and feels like it, and that makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself, now doesn't it? Every time you kill a leader, you not only score big time, you also win some major bonus prizes. His personal music CD and his customized car are both yours!

Megiddo: The Omega Code 2

2001

David Alexander: As long as the Chinese and Latins are with us, you don't have a chance in hell of getting what you want. Stone Alexander: Oh, I'll always have a chance in hell, David.

President Richard Benson: Well, there you go. See what you can accomplish if you don't have to answer to Congress?

Stone Alexander: Pray to your God! *My* will be done.

Men Cry Bullets

1997

Lydia: I'm too pretty to die! Gloria: She makes me want to stick a knife in my head.

Gloria: Why do I have to turn 33? Billy: Don't worry, I'll help you. Gloria: Why would you want to help me? I just raped you.

Jimbo: Why can't you look like a supermodel? Gloria: 'Cause I'm not really a girl.

Lydia: You look so different from your pictures in the magazines. Gloria: It's called airbrushing; it's designed to make you look happy.

Gloria's mother: Gloria, I want you back here tonight by six o'clock. I don't want any of these all-night things going on while your cousin is here. We don't want her thinking you're a slut. Gloria: But I am a slut, mother.

Billy: You make me feel like... like I'm in the third grade again, you know? Like, like when everything I ever wanted seemed possible.

Men in Black: The Series

1997

Kay: Arquillians are peaceful by nature, Slick. They may have powerful technology, but they would never use it for violence. Some of history's most prominent peaceful figures were Arquillians: Martin Luther King, Jr, John Lennon... Jay: Whoah! John Lennon was an alien?! Kay: Yep Jay: So, what was Ringo? Kay: A drummer.

K: Real good there Sparky J: Sparky? What happened to Slick? K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.

Merrily We Live

1938

Mrs Emily Kilbourne: Do you drive a car? Wade Rawlins: Well, I did. Mrs Emily Kilbourne: Oh, but that's wonderful! Ambrose was such a poor driver, they tell me. Marian Kilbourne: Mother, if you're thinking of asking this... this... ! Mrs Emily Kilbourne: My mother always told me that children should be seen and not heard. Marian Kilbourne: Yes, but your mother was smarter than my mother.

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

1983

Captain Yunoi: To be or not to be, that is the question.

Colonel Lawrence: God, I wish they'd stop hitting me.

Colonel John Lawrence: There are times when victory is very hard to take.

Group Capt Hicksley: You know you don't have to obey this man, Lawrence. Colonel Lawrence: Well, I'm the liaison officer, so I'm liaising.

Michael Moore Hates America

2004

(from trailer) Michael Wilson: (from trailer) The juxtaposition is now I'm the little guy and he's the big guy who won't return my calls.

(from trailer) Michael Wilson: It's one thing to say, "Okay, we're gonna go out and make a documentary." It's another thing to push the truth so far just to promote your political agenda.

(from trailer) Michael Moore: I'm not in anyone's movies other than my own. (a list of other people's movies he's been in scrolls up)

(last lines) Penn Jillette: If you cut this footage so that I'm more negative about Michael Moore than I really am, or that I make points I didn't really make, I'll hunt you down and fucking kill you.

J.C. Watts: America holds great promise, but you have to fight for that promise.

Andrew Breitbart: Michael Moore is like a Culinary Pinocchio because every time he lies, he gains a pound.

Midnight Offerings

1981 (TV)

Robin Prentiss: Why don't you tell the police? David Sterling: Tell the police? They'll put me in a basket-weaving class for sure! Robin Prentiss: The police have other things to worry about than your extracurricular activities, dear.

Vivian Sotherland: I'm warning you Robin. You have one day to leave town peacefully, if not, you can leave in a box.

Midsommer

2003

Christian: What the hell is happening?

Linn: It is Malin!

(arriving in car looking at Trine and Anja sunbathing) Persson: Am I interrupting anything? Trine: No, no. Persson: I brought some mushrooms... I've got my own spot full of mushrooms out in the forest. Trine: OK. (later on) (Mark looking at the mushrooms) Mark: Were not actually gonna eat those, are we?

Mark: (behind the wheel) Let's taste the goodies... (Kristian hands Mark a beer - Mark studies the label) bro Original... (tastes the beer and makes a face) Fy Fan! Christian: Is it bad? Mark: I've eaten pussy that tasted better.

Mark: A ghost? Yeah, yeah we heard it too. It was like: Yeah - yeah... ohhhh... yeah, Christian. Ohh. Yeah, Christian!

Mikal

1924

(first lines) Motto (titlecard) : Motto: Now I can die in peace for I have known a great love.

Adelsskjold: I cannot think of a more beautiful end than dying for the man you love most.

Switt: For me death is simply the last bite of life.

Claude Zoret: Youth has to be spent and youth costs money!

Claude Zoret: No man knows how lonely I am! And no man has a right to make me still more lonely.

Mike's Murder

1984

(Betty is on the phone with Mike) Mike: So you don't feel like coming up and swimming with me? Betty: How about tomorrow night? Mike: You know I can't plan that far in advance.

Philip: You want to know everything? Well, believe me you don't. This was an enforcement killing. I mean they were making a statement. Betty: What statement? Philip: Are you the girl with the, uh, C scale out of tune?

Millennium

1989

Louise: You're the best thing in a thousand years, Bill.

Coventry: You're talking about changing the past, and I know damn well we can't change the past! It catches up to us, and changes us! Louise: Well, we haven't changed much. We're all still dying, this place still stinks, and you are still as ugly as ever!

Louise: Your mother was a cash register! Sherman: And she turned a tidy profit.

(last lines) Sherman the Robot: It is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. It is the end of the beginning.

Bill Smith: (Louise and Bill have gotten into Louise's sports car; Louise rockets out of the parking space) Tower clear you for that take-off?

Milton the Monster

1965

(Theme song) Professor Weirdo: Six drops of Essence of Terror, Five drops of Sinister Sauce; Count Kook: When the stirring's done, can I lick the spoon? Professor Weirdo: Of course! A-ha! Of course! Now for a pinch of tenderness But I must use only a touch, For without a touch of tenderness He might destroy me! (Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm) Professor Weirdo: OOPS! Too much! (with stethoscope) Professor Weirdo: Better hold your breath; it's starting to tick! Count Kook: Better hold my hand; I'm feeling sick! (The monster arises) Milton The Monster: Hello, Daddy! Professor Weirdo: Good heavens! What have I done? Milton The Monster: I'm Milton, your brand new son!

Milton The Monster: Over my dead body! Professor Weirdo: (smirks) That's the most *intelligent* suggestion you've ever made!

Mimi wo sumaseba

1995

Shiho: Tidy up quickly and take that lunch box to Dad. Shizuku: What? Shiho: What do you mean by that tone? You're going to the library, right? Or shall I go instead? Then you can clean the toilet, the bathroom, and the entryway too, and go to the co-op for me. And take in the futons, do the shopping, and prepare dinner. Shizuku: Goodbye!

Mimic: Sentinel

2003 (V)

(first lines) Rosy: Marvin, you've gotta come see this shit. Marvin: Did you get my pictures? Rosy: Yeah. Um, but you've got to come outside. Me and Des found something. Marvin: What is it? Rosy: You'll see.

(last lines) Marvin: Is Carmen alive? paramedic accompanying stretcher: He's trying to talk.

M.K. 22

2004

The Ramatcal: I am the Ramatcal of the state of Israel. Adiso: Hello, sir. The Ramatcal: I came to strengthen and came out strengthened. Adiso: What?

Gili Laha Nachmani: Michal, can I call you "Michali"? Michal Levinstein: Yes. Gili Laha Nachmani: And "Michali the cripple"?

The Ramatcal: (parodying Memento) Mom, makes great cuscus. Don't believe her lies.

Yair Lapid: You live in Cuba now? Sherry Arisson: The dictator is a very nice man.

Mobsters and Mormons

2005

Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: I have to go grab my scriptures... I left them... uh... in my other church.

Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: It's rap music these days. Have you heard the names? Puff Daddy... Vincent Pasquale: He changed it to P. Diddy for short. Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: Oh, yeah, like it takes all day to say "Puff".

Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: Leave the gun. Take the granola.

Mockingbird Don't Sing

2001

Dr Judy Bingham: Do you actually think you're qualified to teach this child how to talk? Sandra Tannen: I'm not here to teach her how to talk; I'm here to document the way she goes about acquiring language. There's a - huge difference. Dr Judy Bingham: Well, you're certainly gonna have a lot to document. This girl... this girl's gonna make me famous. I'm gonna be the next Annie Sullivan.

Modern Romance

1981

Robert Cole: (selecting a prop for the space film he's working on) How much would you say this weighs? Head Mixer: I don't know. Maybe it doesn't weigh anything - did you ever think of that? Maybe it's on one of those planets that doesn't have any gravity.

Robert Cole: (stretching before his first jog after breaking up) One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three! One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three... !

Monster House

2003

Narrator: In the living room, Drew demonstrates his trick for finding hidden electrical wiring. (We see Drew cutting into a wall with a power saw. Suddenly, the lights go out)

(A worker tries to figure out what a thickly-accented Irish worker is saying) Worker: He's saying he needs a drink.

(Two workers carry in a heavy blackjack table) Worker: It comes with it's own dealer.

Host: (referring to the monster dog house) This is a complete disaster.

Host: After measuring once, and cutting twice, it worked out fine.

Host: This build has failed.

More American Graffiti

1979

John Milner: Hey, look, I want you to keep this, take that with you (Hands Toad a twisted bolt) That's from when my flywheel broke remember? Terry 'The Toad' Fields: That's great, man, that's really great. Hey, you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to capture you a VC flag. John Milner: Naw, don't so that man, just come back alive.

Moth

2003

Malinda: It really is a magical evening. Zig: Hun, I thought I said lay off the poetic crap in front of the guests...

Norm: F-F-Frank? Frank: Yeah? Norm: Ha-Have you seen the movie, "Gremlins"? Frank: Yeah. Norm: Me too... Frank: ... Good movie... (Norm hunches over, and creeps away)

Zig: (Frank is about to approach Geneva, who he has been admiring) (Zig grips Frank's shoulder, and turns him around, and grins) Frank! Ho

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