Film Dialogue 7

Camelot

1982 (TV)

King Arthur: The adage "blood is thicker than water" was invented by undeserving relatives.

Camera

2000/I

The Actor: When you record the moment, you record the death of the moment. Children and death are a bad combination.

Camp Lazlo

2005

Raj the Elephant: What are we made of? Clam: Stuff. Raj the Elephant: Stuff? What kind of stuff? Clam: Stuff, stuff.

Campfire Tales

1991

Ralph: You boys know I ain't gonna hurt you.

Larry: This has all natural ingredients, so just shut up and smoke!

Steve: Now that I'm grown up, I *still* want everything!

The Pirate: I curse you! I'll be there on the other side, waiting for you!

Campus Man

1987

Cactus Jack: Let's just say that when the tough get together, they call me boss.

Can-Can

1960

François Durnais: You look like a broken umbrella.

Cancel My Reservation

1972

(Riding on the back of a motorcycle.) Dan Bartlett: We can pick up my stomach on the way back!

Canceled Sitcoms

2000 (V)

Walter: This isn't the fucking 'Brady Bunch,' I'm trying to make my script well written.

Candleshoe

1977

Casey Brown: I'm not deprived; I'm delinquent. There's a difference, you know.

(last lines) Casey Brown: What if your real granddaughter comes back? Lady St. Edmund: Perhaps she has.

Candy Von Dewd and the Girls from Latexploitia

2002

Candy Von Dewd: He's really fucking that plant!

Canned Feud

1951

Sylvester: They forgot to put out the cat! Ha, ha, ha! The cat? *I'm* the cat!

Cannon Movie Tales: Puss in Boots

1988

Puss: These boots will change our lives, Master.

Puss: Two feet... They're not as easy as I thought they'd be, Master.

Puss: A gift from my most noble lord, the Marquis of Carabas!

Capital Punishment

1991

James Thayer: (after beating up a goon with coins) Keep the change.

James Thayer: You're one punch away from death.

Capone

1975

Capone: There should be a law against women drinking. Crawford: Well, I think there is.

Captain America II: Death Too Soon

1979 (TV)

Captain America: The old people in this town are my friends!

Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys

1996

(repeated line, usually referring to the Orbitron) Captain Simian: I've *got* to get that thing fixed.

Captain Sindbad

1963

Galgo: There are three men before whome a woman need have no shame: her husband, her doctor and her magician.

Captive Wild Woman

1943

(first lines) Dockworker: Clear the dock! Clear the dock!

(last lines) End Narrator: So, behind these gates is buried the legend of a mortal who went beyond the realm of human powers and tampered with things no man should ever touch.

Captives

1994

Sue: What do you really know about him? Rachel Clifford: I know that he doesn't wear dentures.

Car 54, Where Are You?

1994

Officer Gunther Toody: Tell Don Marty, Detroit Dan is here.

Captain Dave Anderson: (over radio) Car 54, where the fuck are you?

Caramuru - A Invenção do Brasil

2001

Father: That´s a great deal. You gain all the money, then he does all the work, and I do absolutely nothing. I like that.

Carbon Copy

1981

Roger Porter: You can show me how to build model airplanes, I'll show you how to pick a lock.

Career

1959

Sharon Kensington: Oh, what a lovely name. I love that name. You know, the first man I ever completely destroyed was named Sam. He's a hairdresser now.

Carefree

1938

Aunt Cora: Hattie, have you ever been married? Hattie: No Ma'am, but I been engaged. Aunt Cora: Oh, just as good. Hattie: No Ma'am... it's a lot better.

Amanda Cooper: (under hypnosis) Dr Flagg is a horrible monster! Men like him should be shot down like dogs! Shot down like dogs! Shot down like dogs!

Carjack

1993

Bobby: (slowly) No one is ever going to hurt me again.

Carmen, Baby

1967

Magistrate's wife: Why don't you join us? Any friend of my husband is a friend of mine.

Carmilla

1990

Carmilla: That was another lifetime. I'm much happier now.

Carnal Highways

1980

(When Fernandos and John are driving on the highway at the end of the movie) Fernando: You know John, I like this trucking-fucking job

Carnosaur 3: Primal Species

1996

Polchek: Nice shootin there. You just shot yourself a dead man! Sanders: I shot the shit out of him!

Carried Away

1996

Doctor Evans: Looking back you never regret the ones you did, only the ones you didn't.

(On being a spurned middle aged lover) Rosalee Henson: I'm not going to get another chance.

Joseph Svenden: What can I say. I'm a bad man. But sometimes it is fun to be bad.

Carrosse d'or, Le

1953

Camilla: At the end of the second act, when Colombine goes, driven away by her masters, there is a tradition you seem not to know. The comedians bow to her.

Carrotblanca

1995

Penelope: Sam, play it for me please. (Sam sighs) (Plays one note to start the song) (Bugs comes running over) Bugs: I told you never to play that song again!

Carry On Christmas

1969 (TV)

(Robert Browning has arrived to take Elizabeth Barrett to Venice) Robert Browning: We can leave by the fire escape. Elizabeth Barrett: There *is* no fire escape! Robert Browning: Now, she remembers!

Carry On Jack

1963

Albert Poop-Decker: If you've got a heart of oak, it's got a worm in it.

Carry On Laughing!

1975

Sir Gay: If that's the flower of English Knighthood, I'd hate to see the weed!

Carry On Loving

1970

Bertrum Muffet: I want a wife, like that (indicating to Hattie Jaques) Sidney Bliss: I think we can do a bit better than that...

Carry On Regardless

1961

Landlord: Do you provide substitutes? Miss Cooling: (shocked) Certainly not! We aren't that kind of establishment!

Carry On Teacher

1959

Felicity Wheeler: Are you satisfied with your equipment, Miss Allcock? Sarah Allcock: Well, I've had no complaints so far!

Carter Country

1977

Mayor Teddy Burnside: I'm Mayor Teddy Burnside. Your mayor by a landslide.

Mayor Teddy Burnside: Handle it.

Chief Roy Mobey: (the Chief is showing off a batch of fried chicken he cooked) Doesn't that make your mouth water? Sergeant Curtis Baker: No, my eyes.

Carter's Wish

2003

The Genie: Wishes are coming true at random... everybody's except yours!

Cartoon Cartoon Fridays

2000

Chicken: Is that it?!? Dexter: No... that is not it!!!

Casa sfuggita, La

2003 (V)

Rita: The only word I know in French is "merde"!

Luigi Montella: Who are you? Why are you talking to me? Estelle: For the answers. Luigi Montella: I can't give you any. Estelle: You're such a fool, Signor Montella. I'm giving them to you.

Casa sperduta nel parco, La

1980

Lisa: I've never been to confession, and for curious people, who have a knife in their hand, I feel only pitty!

Alex: I know what it's like, friend. It's a bitch when your car breaks down, Especially if you're in a hurry.

Ricky: I made a real royal straight!

Ricky: And you, Howard?

Casanova

2005/I

Judge: You are charged with heresy, with a novice. Casanova: She was hardly a novice.

A Case of Murder

2004

Jack Norkem: Why'd the old timer have to eat so much? Colleen Norkem: Sheez, he's a big man! Eric Norkem: Maybe that's the way they make them in Holland.

Cash McCall

1960

Winston Conway: I'm not a moralist, I'm a lawyer.

Casper the Friendly Ghost

1945

Casper: It's no use... I'm just a scary ol' ghost...

Casper: I'll never be nothin' but a scary ol' ghost without any friends...

Casshern

2004

(before a fight) Barashin: My name is Barashin! Casshern: And mine is... Casshern!

Burai: We are the Neo-Sapiens. Bow down before us.

Castlevania

2003 (VG)

Leon Belmont: I'll kill you AND the night!

Leon Belmont: From this day on, the Belmont Clan will hunt the night.

Cat People

1942

Woman at pet shop: You can fool everybody, but landie dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right.

Irena Dubrovna: There are some things a woman doesn't want other women to understand.

Cat-Women of the Moon

1953

Helen Salinger: (on being told that she can't come on the trip to the moon) Someone's got to cook your meals for you!

Catalina Caper

1967

Don: I've never seen so many trying to cover so much with so little.

Catchfire

1990

Milo: There's something going on here that I really don't understand, but I like it.

Catching Trouble

1950

Narrator: So this is where my boyfriend knows his stuff.

Catchphrase

1986

Roy Walker: It's good, but it's not right.

Roy Walker: It's fast and furious in the Ready Money Round.

Roy Walker: Say what you see.

Catharsis

2003

Subaru: Jerk. Naoki: What'd you call me? Subaru: Deaf too.

Catherine the Great

1995 (TV)

Catherine: I'm about to seize the throne of Russia. Whatever shall I wear?

Cat's Eye

1985

(Hugh and Sally Ann believe a cat killed their pet canary when it was actually the handiwork of an evil troll) Sally Ann: Polly got in one good peck before the cat killed her. Hugh: I certainly didn't realize Polly had such a big pecker.

Catty Cornered

1953

Foghorn Leghorn: I need, I say, I need a pointer, and that dog's got just the head for it. Pointed, that is. Nick: Hey boss, I tawt I taw a putty-tat. Rocky: You did, you did tee a putty-tat.

Catwalk

1996

Hal Rubenstein: You can't always tell at a good collection what a model does, but you sure can at a bad one. You put a gunnysack or galoshes on Naomi, and you understand why a model gets paid.

Andre Leon Talley: He's not making clothes for women who work. He is making clothes for women who want to be women.

Carla Bruni: We have plenty of empty time to think. That is why we are so smart.

Catweazle

1970

Catweazle: Salmay, Dalmay, Adonay !

Catweazle: Nothing works!

Catweazle: Sator, Arepo, Tenet, Opera, Rotas!

Catweazle: Buzz quoth the blue fly, hum quoth the bee. Buzz and hum they cry, and so do we!

Caught in the Draft

1941

Don Bolton: (ogling Toni) Mmmm, that's a bundle! She looks like Dorothy Lamour with clothes on.

Bert: I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake... When I got back, she was gone.

Steve: I had an uncle who was a hero in the last war. Broke up a gas attack singlehanded. Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?

Caught

2000

William: Could you live with your conscience? Jamie: I live alone.

Causality

2004

Josh: She may still have a chance! Katie: She may still have company.

Cavegirl

1985

Eba: Eba have big boobs. What Rex have big?

Celebridade

2003

Marcos Rangel: This is my day of bad luck. Renato Mendes: When it is that you will learn that suckers doesn't have good day.

Celebrity Fit Club

2005

Ralphie May: I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.

Harvey Walden: So what's your claim to fame? Phil Margera: My son picks on me.

Gary Busey: (Gary's last Buseyism) S.O.B.E.R and that stands for " Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real".

Celebrity Naked Ambition

2003 (TV)

Ken Russell: (on famous male nude wrestling scene from Women In Love) Of course Oliver cheated a bit - between each take before we did it he went behind a screen and had a quick J. Arthur.

Celeste in the City

2004 (TV)

Celeste: I have this moto that I live by: "Don't mix business with pleasure." Not that you were much of a pleasure.

Mitch: I wasn't thinking. Celeste: Oh, you were thinking, just not with the right part of your anatomy.

Céline et Julie vont en bateau

1974

Julie: It doesn't hurt to fall off the moon.

Olivier: There is a homosexual pancreas in the closet.

Center of the Web

1992

John Phillips: If I was that good of an actor, I wouldn't be teaching to make a living.

Centipede

1999 (VG)

Narrator: When somebody asks you to save the world, you don't ask questions. You just make it happen.

Central Park West

1995

Carrie Fairchild: Mark, you've turned a hot affair into an asphyxiating obsession. How annoying!

(Caught cheating with another woman.) Mark Merrill: I am a narcissistic and self-destructive person. The only one I wanted to hurt with this was myself. Stephanie Wells: Oh, please!

Century City

2004

Marty: Cherries without pits, the worlds greatest invention. Lukas: Cherries had pits?

(while watching a commercial for cosmetic penile implants for women in preparation for a case Lukas has taken) Marty: A guy in my building got one of these. Lukas: You mean he wasn't "packing?" Marty: A second!

C'est arrivé près de chez vous

1992

Ben: You can tan while you make love. When you're through you've got a brown ass.

Ben: *Bingo*!

Ben: Granny Snuff, ever been snuffed out?

Cet obscur objet du désir

1977

Mathieu: My Conchita...

Chachi 420

1998

(about the new mute chef) Manra: Can he cook whatever we write to him? Laxmi: Why would you want to write it to him? Manra: Because he is mute.

Manra: Everybody was following chachi so I thought I also would follow chachi.

Chacun cherche son chat

1996

Madame Renee: Men have let me down, but animals, never. Never!

Chagrin et la pitié, Le

1969

Georges Bidault: Some people are resistants by nature. In other words, some people are naturally headstrong. Others on the contrary, try to adapt to the circumstances, and get what they can out of it. If you are a resistant over everything and nothing, you're exaggerating. But if you accept everything, you're lying.

Chain Camera

2001

Manuel Ramirez: Here's my one basic truth: the majority of people in this world are stupid.

Chaindance

1990

Johnny: I think I'm in love J.T. Blake: You're in lust. Johnny: I'll call it what I want.

Chained Heat II

1993

Rosa Schmidt: I *hate* junkies, especially the innocent ones.

Stefan Lotsky: (Stefan swears vengence on the people who sold his sister into porno-slavery) She turned up on a slab at the morgue, raped and tortured.

Magda Kassar: Dance for me, bitch!

Chained Heat

1983

Dutchess: Don't you walk away from me, you chalk-faced whore!

Chairman of the Board

1998

McMillan Gate Guard: Alright, pull over... wait, no, that's not right...

Ms Krubavitch: (showing Edison's house to potential buyers) Looked better when it was a crack house...

Champagne

1928

(first lines) Man in lifeboat: You'd better hurry, Miss, before she sinks.

(last lines) The Boy: I'll arrange for the captain to marry us. Betty: *You'll* arrange!

Championship Ballroom Dancing

1997

(observing the dancers) Barbara Eden: What a beautiful dress! Ron Montez: Yes, it is. Very elegant.

Chance at Heaven

1933

Blacky Gorman: Funny how a good kick in the pants will make a guy's head work.

A Change of Seasons

1980

Pete Lachapelle: We enter this world and leave this world alone. Everything else is a gift.

Changing Habits

1997

Theo Teagarden: I wish I could paint something for you so beautiful that you'd never feel an ounce of pain ever again.

Susan "Soosh" Teague: I'd like to shoplift this please.

Chantilly Lace

1993 (TV)

Hannah: Can you really have an orgasm with god?

Maggie: Seven women in this house, and we all have our period.

Chao ji xue xiao ba wang

1993

(Learning that Lung is staying behind.) Ti Man: Kidding? Broom Man: Kidding? Ah Sing: Kidding? All three: How come he gets to stay behind? Police Captain: Because he is my wife's brother.

Chapter Two

1979

Jennie MacLaine: I am wonderful, I'm nuts about me, and if you're stupid enough to throw someone sensational like me aside, you don't deserve as good as you've got.