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Beverly Hills Vamp

1988

(Kristina approaches Kyle) Kristina: Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? (Kyle pulles out a wooden stake) Kyle Carpenter: Ha, ha! It's a stake! Die, bitch! (Kyle then runs through Kristina with the stake) Kristina: Ooooh, that's a big one! (She then dies and disintegrates)

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Fled

1996

(as Rico explains the Chinese death procedure) Dodge: You're Chinese? Rico: I'm Cuban. But I have an affinity for all cultures. Part of my Mongol upbringing on the streets of New York. Dodge: New York. That explains the hostility.

(discussing how to split the money) Piper: I want half. Dodge: Half. Fuck you, this isn't divorce.

Dodge: Haven't you ever seen "What's Love Got To Do With It"?

Det. Matthew 'Gib' Gibson: Dodge! Dodge: Gibson! Det. Matthew 'Gib' Gibson: It's a setup! Piper: Move!

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Fleetwood Mac: The Dance

1997 (TV)

(talking about bleed to love her) Lindsey Buckingham: This reconvening of these five people was kind of an organic... thing uhh.. I had asked Mick to play drums on a solo album i was working on... still working on actually. It was one thing led to another and suddenly there we were in the studio saying gee this feels pretty good. (in a weird voice) isn't that weird? Christine McVie: (sarcastically) That is pretty weird. Lindsey Buckingham: Ha ha! It was weird actually and that brought us to this point so uhh... we thought we would do a song that we had been working on together at that time and it's called bleed to love her

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Flesh & Blood

1985

Martin: From now on, we'll eat like this. And anyone can bet that he the stupid asshole he is.

Cardinal: Why are you so scared? Everything here is predestined. Life runs it's own course. Look at this little angel! Saint Martin has sent us a little angel to play with!

Steven: My Father's half-dead. My bride has been captured. And you're babbling on about seedlings?

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Flinch

1994

(first lines) Daphne James: That is your eighth sneeze today. Harry Mirapolsky: Yeah? Daphne James: You can't sneeze, you're not allowed to move! Harry Mirapolsky: Sorry. Daphne James: Why don't you just quit and get it over with? Harry Mirapolsky: And lose the pleasure of your company?

(last lines) Daphne James: So, how'd it go? Harry Mirapolsky: It went... I've got a feeling things are going to go OK this time. Daphne James: Hmm, funny, I was thinking the same thing. Harry Mirapolsky: C'mon. Daphne James: (laughs)

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A Flintstones Christmas Carol

1994 (TV)

(Pebbles cries) Wilma Flintstone: Well, Scrooge, it sounds like your daughter needs her diaper changed. Fred Flintstone: Er, sorry, Wilma. I have to rehearse. "Christmas, bah humbug!" Wilma Flintstone: There's such a thing as being too well rehearsed.

Bamm-Bamm: God bless us, everyone. Wilma Flintstone: That's right, Bamm Bamm. Everyone but Fred!

Fred Flintstone: (rehearsing for play) "Christmas, bah humbug!" "Christmas, BAH humbug!" Wilma Flintstone: (Pebbles groans) Pebbles, don't be so hard on Daddy. He's trying. (To the camera) Very trying.

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Flower Drum Song

1961

Policeman: So where are you folks from? Mei Li: The East. Policeman: Oh, New York, huh? Dr Li: Further east.

Mei Li: You smell good. You wear incense to scare away evil spirits? Linda: Oh no, to attract them!

Wang: You've been going to U.S. citizenship classes for five years, and the only thing you can tell me is "this is not China!".

Madame 'Auntie' Liang: Who robbed you? What did he look like? Wang: I don't know. All white men look alike.

Wang: (as Wang San runs from his brother's bedroom) Wait! Why aren't you in school? Wang San: It's Saturday! Wang: Always excuses!

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Folies Bergre de Paris

1935

Perishot: Please, Monsieur Charlier. You know that kissing is not hygienic. Doctors claim that millions die each year from kissing. Eugene Charlier: (kissing Mimi) Oh, yes? But what a pleasant way to die! Darling, kill me quick!

Baroness Genevieve Cassini: Rene, why don't you marry, get yourself a wife of your own, and leave me alone? Marquis Rene de Lac: If I can't be happy with another man's wife, how can I be happy with one of my own?

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Follow Me, Boys!

1966

Whitey: (Whitey is saying goodbye to his friends) Well Leo, (shakes his hand) see'ya. Leo: See'ya. Whitey: Hoodoo... (shakes his hand) Hoodoo Henderson: Yeah. (sniffles) Whitey: Now don't you go bawling! Hoodoo Henderson: Bawling? Why would I go bawling? I'm 13 years old!

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Follow the Boys

1963

Liz Bradville: (on Bonnie's interrupted honeymoon) And all was lost save honor.

Toni Denham: (to Lt Langley, who like her is heir to a business fortune) I'm cans, you're beef. Together we're canned beef.

Italian Barman: I am an alcoholic artist, I mean, an artist with alcohol!

Lt Peter Langley: (to Michele, after dinner in his hotel suite) Shall we adjourn to the scene of operations?

Lt Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: (he has brought her a rose) It's one of those artificial ones. Toni Denham: It's still very nice. Lt Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: I didn't know it was artificial when I stole it from the hotel lobby.

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Following

1998

Bill: When I started to follow people, specific people, when I selected a person to follow, that's when the trouble started.

Bill: And when it's stopped being random, that's when it started to go wrong.

Bill: That's it, unless you have any questions.

The Blonde: They rifled through my underwear.

Cobb: You're developing a taste for it - the violating, the voyeurism... it's definitely you.

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Footprints in the Snow

2005 (TV)

(in the hospital shortly after Julie's car crash) Julie Hill: How's Kev? Is he coping? Julie's Mum: Well, it's not easy. I'm trying to keep the load off him. Julie Hill: A lot of marriages don't last, apparently. And quite a few top themselves. Julie's Mum: You're not thinking... ? Julie Hill: I *have* asked my social worker if she wouldn't mind pushing me over a cliff. But it's OK - they're not allowed to unless they get permission from the ministry, mum! Julie's Mum: Oh! You! (they laugh)

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Footsteps in the Dark

1941

Police Insp. Charles M. Mason: Say, listen, doctor. This is very important. I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked. Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Why not? Because the body was cremated yesterday. Police Insp. Charles M. Mason: All right. Then don't do it.

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Frbannelsen

2004

Cabdriver: (badmouthing Margit when she's coming out of the store) Hurry up! Come on! Did you shop slow like this to.

Margit: (after the cabdriver drops her of) You should be more careful with what you say. Life is full of terrible surprises. (Margit give the cabdriver a chocolate egg)

Doctor #1: (standing besides the cabdriver when he is covered with chocolate) What a surprise! Doctor #2: And chocolate. (tasting the chocolate)

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Forbidden Bodies

1986

Jack: Bartender! (snaps twice) for me and my sponge, here! Bumpy: And now I'm going to tell you about the time that April Showers - Jack: Now, now wait a minute. Hold on, Bumpy. April Showers? Now are you talkin' about a stripper or some kinda pee-freak?! Bumpy: Though she was a stunner, she was way past her prime. And love. Love was a forgotten joke that she never got.

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Forever Young

1992

(Teasing Daniel) Claire Cooper: Stop following me!

Daniel: Are you Nat Cooper? Nat Cooper: It's the dead guy! (Felix runs in to the hallway, and also sees Daniel) Felix: It's the dead guy!

Claire Cooper: You're holding my heart.

Daniel: Do you ever feel lost? Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.

Nat Cooper: (outside Alice's window, singing) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. Alice's Father: Is this some kind of prank? Nat Cooper: No, sir. No, sir this is very serious. My name is Nat Cooper and I'm in love with your daughter. Alice's Father: Nat... go home.

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Forgive Me Father

2001

Father Virgil Garrett: I want you to repeat after me. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

Tony Ransom: (referring to the Nigerians) Fuck em', they're just niggers from another country!

Father Virgil Garrett: Mrs Marshall, I want to know where your husband is, and it is important you understand that if you don't tell me, I will kill you, I will kill your dog, I will kill your children.

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Four Friends

1981

Georgia: Why does everything take so long?

Georgia: I love you like the Pilgrim loves the Holy Land, like the wayfarer loves his wayward ways, like the immigrant that I am loves America, and the blind man the memory of his sighted days.

Georgia: Do you know what we've never done? Danilo: A lot of things. Georgia: You got it, kiddo!

Georgia: Shouldn't you be at work? Tom: I called in sick. Georgia: Then you should be at a doctor. Tom: I'm not sick. Georgia: Then you should be at work.

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Framed

2002 (TV)

(about wearing transponders) Eddie: I just hope they didn't make you swallow one or... stick it up your arse. Mike: They're not *that* small.

Mike: This isn't the way to the Manhattan Bank of Commerce. Eddie: I wouldn't *begin* to trust a bank that engages in money-laundring.

Mike: You're giving me fashion tips at gunpoint? Eddie: Someone has to.

Eddie: It's a small price to pay for an elegant life.

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Frankenweenie

1984

Mr Chambers: (putting his cat out for the night) I hope you run into a ten-foot mouse.

Susan Frankenstein: Did you ever figure out what this thing is supposed to be? Ben Frankenstein: I think it's either a piece of fine art or a paperweight. Susan Frankenstein: I don't even remember who gave it to us. Ben Frankenstein: My sister gave it to us. Susan Frankenstein: Oh. Well, then it must be a paperweight.

Ben Frankenstein: I guess we can't punish Victor for bringing Sparky back from the dead.

Victor Frankenstein: People are weird.

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Freaked

1993

Eye: Dat sock fulla holes, mon.

Ortiz the Dog Boy: Twelve milkmen on the same route IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there's one milkman too many, Rick!

Ricky Coogan: I wonder if I they're still casting "Gremlins 3"...

Elijah C. Skuggs: (the EES board has turned into a giant shoe; imitating Ed Sullivan) That's a really big shoe...

The Bearded Lady: I came to Elijah's freak show a manly man, confused about myself. Elijah C. Skuggs: You'd look better without a dick. The Bearded Lady: (grunts angrily) Elijah C. Skuggs: But you can keep the beard. The Bearded Lady: (hugs Elijah)

Elijah C. Skuggs: So many milk men. No wonder they fight.

Worm: You could wipe my ass.

Ricky Coogan: (on Zygrot 24) I herd that shit's lethal!

Elijah C. Skuggs: Styrofoam cup!

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Fred: The Movie

2000

(repeated line) Fred Phelps: God hates fags!

Fred Phelps: No intelligent, patriotic American will fly the flag any way but upside down. Bunch of heathens that are making an incestuous, idolatrous orgy of so called phony patriotism. Needs to be denounced. Needs to be squarely and roundly denounced from the scriptures as a great sin. God hates America: have a nice day! (laughs)

Fred Phelps: Nobody is gonna be able to say on Judgment Day, "I didn't know." Phelps told ya!

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Freddy's Nightmares

1988

(Freddy has possessed Mara's body) Mara Ruleen: Help, Harry! Harry! Harry! (in the real world, in Mara's body, using his real voice) Freddy Krueger: Shut up, bitch! He can't hear you. Harry Lee: I beg your pardon? (using Mara's voice) Freddy Krueger: Nothing. I was talking to myself.

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French Rarebit

1951

Bugs Bunny: Something tells me this grey hare is in the middle again.

Bugs Bunny: Of course, if you really want to make something good, nothing beats a good old Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Antoine. Francois: A la Antoine? This Antoine of New Orleans? Bugs Bunny: I don't mean Antoine of Flatbush.

Bugs Bunny: And now, for Antoine's recipe. First, immerse the rabbit thoroughly in wine. (he dips Francois in wine) Then pickle. Francois: Already I am ze - Hiccup! - pickled.

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Fresh Hare

1942

Bugs Bunny: (to Mountie snowman) So, you call yourself a Mountie! Ha! You couldn't catch me! Why, you couldn't even catch a cold! (Elmer sneaks up behind Bugs) You know what I'm gonna do to you? I'm gonna punch you right square in the nose! (Whips round and clocks Elmer)

Elmer Fudd: (trapped in handcuff bomb) OHHHH! My keys! Where are my keys? My keys! Hurry up! Gimme the keys! Oh! Bugs Bunny: (they're in his hand) Eh, what's up, Doc? Elmer Fudd: Quick, get me outta this predicament, undo these cuffs! Bugs Bunny: All right, Doc, keep yer shoit on, take it easy! Gee, he's an excitable type. Bugs Bunny: Let's see now, the garage, the car, for the front door... (wolf whistles) ... and the back door... Ah, here it is! (bomb explodes) Bugs Bunny: Oh, well.

Bugs Bunny: (luring Elmer into a tree) Last one in's a rotten egg!

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Fresh Horses

1988

Jewel: I went through it and it's over, it's done with and I wanna forget about it. I passed out, I musta passed out 'cause I woke up this morning with my clothes every which way and I just straightened myself up and I come right here.

Jewel: Yeah, I'm going alright, but I'm going by myself! Don't talk about me, don't even think about me, just do me that favour. You don't want me, I'm used, I'm worn out, I'm bad goods, you can't trust me. Why don't I just go to hell?

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Friday the 13th

1987

Ryan: So much for the official story. Now what really happened? Micki: It was scarecrow come to life! It had a leather mask on and was holding a handle with a blade... what do you calle them? A scythe! He must have just cut her head off.

Jack Marshak: (to Uncle Lewis, who is attempting to reanimate a corpse) Lewis, you've had your time. You've made your choice. God help you. And now you must abide by that choice.

Uncle Lewis: (to Jack) I'll send you straight to hell!

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From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

1999 (V)

C.W.: Hey, baby. El fucko?

Bobby Ray: "El Coyote"? What's that mean in American? Jesus: The Coyote.

Bucky: Awww... You gotta be freaking kiddin' me.

Bucky: Would you mind takin' that knife outa my leg?

(the men are watching a pornography film) Jesus: This movie is very low quality. Ray Bob: Don't look that bad to me. Jesus: There's no story. Bucky: It's a fuck movie. I don't watch a fuck movie for the story. I watch a fuck movie to see fuckin'. C.W.: I got to side with Jesus on this one. I personally appreciate an attempt at telling a story. When I care more about the characters, I care more about the fuckin'.

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From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter

2000 (V)

The Hangman: You have no idea what you have unleashed.

Ambrose Bierce: When Gabriel blows his trumpet, I shall be playing the tuba.

Ambrose Bierce: This is a preservative, I'm pickling myself.

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From Hell It Came

1957

Dr Arnold: Terry, will you stop being a doctor first and a woman second?!

(After drinking) Dr Arnold: You better lay off that stuff, Professor. You'll wake up in the morning with a hangover, but the drums will still be here. Prof. Clark: The drums don't bother me, Doc. As a matter of fact, they have a nice anthropological beat. Dr Arnold: Well, maybe we ought to record it, get it on the hit parade!

(Talking about a witch doctor) Prof. Clark: He's afraid of losing his patients to modern medicine. He wants to keep them steeped in their centuries-old superstitions. They worship him like some kind of high priest! Dr Arnold: Back in the States they don't regard doctors that way. Sometimes they don't even pay their bills!

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From Star Wars to Jedi: The Making of a Saga

1985 (V)

George Lucas: Special effects without a story is a pretty boring thing.

(in his narration, Mark Hamill states that the filming moved to England) Salacious B Crumb: We're going to England! Hey, Edger, get your suitcase!

(Crumb is climbing into his packing case) Salacious B Crumb: Anyone know what the in-flight movie is? Gee, I hope it's Raiders!

(alone in an empty room, looking around) Salacious B Crumb: Hello? Hello? (looks at camera and adopts a creepy voice) Hello in TV land.

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Full Spectrum Warrior

2004 (VG)

Silverman: The AH-64 Apache, it's the shizzy my nizzy! Devereux: Hey Philly, you ain't now, nor will you ever be, black all right. Silverman: Hey man, Black-ness is a state of mind my brother Mendez: Lock it up guys, there is only one color in this army... green Picoli: ahhh, Brown Mendez: What? Brown? Picoli: Not that I'm contradicting you but the army is usually all brown!

Platoon Leader: Al-Afad is hunkered down in his palace like a virgin on prom night, and guess who gets to go and pop that cherry!

Picoli: (when being under enemy gunfire) If this bastard kills me, I'll kick his fucking ass!

Williams: (after observing two Zekistan rebels attempting to fight a tank while standing in the open) That's not balls, that's stupidity

Picoli: (after successfully killing an enemy) I'm a lot hotter than your fucking sister today!

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Fully Loaded

2000 (V)

Jim Ross: (Rikishi was about to jump onto Val Venis from the top of the cage) Oh, my God, don't do it, Rikishi! You'll regret it for the rest of your life! Jerry Lawler: Is he going to... Woo hoo!

Bradshaw: (after Edge and Christian trashed Bradshaw's home state of Texas) I want you two boys to hear this, because in just a second my boot's going to be in your ears and you won't be able to hear a damn thing!

The Undertaker: (after Michael Cole said what was Taker's opinion on Kurt Angle) I'll tell you what my medical opinion is, Kurt Angle is going to need a doctor to resurgically remove my foot from his ass!

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Fury

1955

(first lines of first season's episodes) Narrator: This is the range country where the pounding hooves of untamed horses still thunder in mountains, meadows and canyons. Every herd has its own leader, but there is only one Fury - Fury, King of the Wild Stallions. And here in the wild west of today, hard-riding men still battle the open range for a living - men like Jim Newton, owner of the Broken Wheel Ranch and Pete, his top hand, who says he cut his teeth on a branding iron.

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Futurama

2003 (VG)

Professor Farnsworth: ... that's why you have to find us some dark matter, Leela. Leela: But I'm no playable character! Professor Farnsworth: Now you are! Leela: In your face, non-playable characters!

Philip J. Fry: Oh, Professor! Here's the hammer I died getting for you. Professor Farnsworth: Er, Wha? Oh, you can keep that piece of junk! I only made you look for it to get you out of my metaphorical hair!

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Gallagher: The Maddest

1983 (TV)

Gallagher: You don't want this child's earliest memory to be of you, shouting through a fog-filled car window, "Don't cry! Conserve your air! Daddy's sorry!"

Gallagher: (rolls up his pants to untie his skates) I wanna show you another thing that lacks style. And it ain't my leg.

Gallagher: It's hard to go through life looking like a bowling ball in a hula skirt.

Gallagher: I see a switch on the wall; it has 'on' and 'off' on it. If it's on you can see it's on; if it's off you can't see to read.

Gallagher: A bag of Fritos that I saw... it said, 'You may have won ten thousand dollars... no purchase necessary, details inside!'

Gallagher: What'd I see the other day that lacks style... 'My wife ran off with Bigfoot'. You're gonna tell everyone in the world you're such a shit to live with that she ran off with a beast?

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Garfield's Babes and Bullets

1989 (TV)

(Garfield, A.K.A. Spayed, arrives at the morgue to find Lt Washington waiting at the door) Lt Washington: Checking up on a client, Spayed? Garfield: Yeah, he's the one your blue boys shot in the back for jaywalking! Lt Washington: Watch it, Spayed! I still have your license under investigation! Garfield: Good! That means it's safe for a while!

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Gaucho Serenade

1940

(Patsy doesn't understand why the police are pursuing them after Joyce left her fiancee at the altar) Joyce Halloway: Darling, you forget that we borrowed the bridegroom's car without his permission and that's, well, that's... Patsy Halloway: I know - that's arson!

Patsy Halloway: I wonder if we'll have to walk all the way to the ranch. Joyce Halloway: Oh, it's only two or three thousand miles. Patsy Halloway: Two or three thousand miles! You got me into this... Joyce Halloway: Listen, Rebecca of Sunstroke Farm, coming along was your idea.

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Gayniggers from Outer Space

1992

Sgt. Shaved Balls: (seeing a man and a woman kissing) Holy Phallus! What are they DOING down there?

Capt B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger. Capt B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- and can truly call yourself a GayNigger. Capt B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School. ArmInAss: You really think so sir?

Capt B. Dick: Kneel down, and prepare to receive the holy gay nigger seed!

The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body? Capt B. Dick: Yes, very attractive. ArmInAss: (shouts) You look like a.dream!

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George Carlin: What Am I Doing In New Jersey?

1988 (TV)

George Carlin: I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photograph of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

George Carlin: Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

(about all the tollbooths New Jersey has) George Carlin: You've got no gas mileage in New Jersey; you're in a constant state of slowing down! By the time I get to Pennsylvania, I need a fucking brake job!

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George Lucas in Love

1999

Aaron: My script is now complete. Soon I will rule the industry, and you'll still be writing line one of whatever it's called. George: 3XR-259.7 Aaron: Exactly.

Professor: No. Search not. Inspiration will you not find. It will find you. George: Could you talk forward?

George: I'm just beginning to think that space oats isn't the answer. Marion: Well, maybe you weren't meant to write agricultural space tragedies.

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Germinal

1993

Etienne Lantier: Capitalist tyranny is destroying us.

Coal mine owner: A strike is a disaster for everyone. Within a week you'll all starve. Then what will you do?

Deneulin: Before you make a living I must make a living first. The smallest increase will bankrupt me.

Maheu: Take good care of it. For a miner a lamp is his sun.

Etienne Lantier: Who needs God and Heaven? We can change this lousy world.

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Geronimo: An American Legend

1993

Al Sieber, Chief of Scouts: There's two dead women there... and two little kids. They scalped them all, all four of 'em. Bounty hunters. The government down here pays 200 pesos a head for women, 100 for women and 50 for those kids. They kill any Indian and then claim they are Apache. I don't see how any man can sink so low. Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

Al Sieber, Chief of Scouts: I just think you're a real sad case. You don't love who you're fighting for, and you don't hate who you're fighting against. 1st Lieutenant Charles B. Gatewood: Perhaps I could learn to hate with the proper vigor from you, Al.

Geronimo: With all this land, why is there no room for the Apache? Why does the White-Eye want all land?

1st Lieutenant Charles B. Gatewood: The Apache go where the best fight is. It's a moral value once you understand it.

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Get Rich or Die Tryin'

2005

(from trailer) Marcus: I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward.

Marcus: Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed.

Marcus: I don't even remember my name. They callin' me "Handsome!"

Marcus: Show no love. Love will get you killed.

Marcus: My voice sounds different. Charlene: It's better. It's got more pain in it.

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Getting Away with Murder

1996

Gail: And I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said, "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says, "My hair - makes me closer to Jesus." And I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done! Three scoops!

Psychiatrist: I want to see you six days a week. (looks at his appointment book) I can't. How about every other Thursday?

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Ghosts Can't Do It

1990

Katie O'Dare Scott: My dead husband wants to possess your body.

Angel: There's no way out of eternity. You're stuck with it.

Katie O'Dare Scott: I'm your girl all right. But you're not my man, you're my ghost!

Katie O'Dare Scott: You mean you'd take another body, and witht hat body you'd make love to me? Scott: You bet I would! I mean... if it's possible. Katie O'Dare Scott: I don't know, Scott. That's kinky stuff. We've never been kinky.

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Ghosts of Mars

2001

James Williams: That's the second time I've saved your life. Melanie Ballard: Yeah, run a tab.

Melanie Ballard: Let's put it this way... maybe I'll sleep with you if you're the last man on earth. But we're not on earth.

James Williams: Tide's up. Time to stay alive.

Jericho Butler: Eutopia, the ass end of the universe. A penal camp for thieving cutthroats. Melanie Ballard: Sounds nasty. But you seem to be holding up pretty well. Jericho Butler: Yeah, well, I have many hidden talents.

Commander Helena Braddock: So, where is everybody? Melanie Ballard: Yeah, Friday night, the whole place should be packed. A whole twelve hours before sun up and there's money to burn, whores to fuck and drugs to take.

James Williams: Damn girl! I like you already!

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Gideon

1999

Mrs Willows: We don't eat meat, because beef is bad for you. Harland: Yeah, well, if God didn't want us to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

Addison Sinclair: You have a modest humor, Gideon. I appreciate that. So many men today are filled with their own self-importance. They wear their success and intellect for the world to see. But they are merely shields. A true man is not afraid to show himself... his inner self. He relies on who he is, rather than what he is. I have always thought that one should move through life accumulating silent victories. I believe that you are such a man, Gideon. One who walks the quiet road.

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Gideon's Trumpet

1980 (TV)

Abe Fortas: (discussing a person's right to have an adequate defense during a trial) What I'd like to say to the Court is: "Let's not talk; let's go down there and watch one of these fellows try to defend themselves".

Abe Fortas: (summarizing his argument before the Supreme Court) I think Betts vs. Brady was wrong when it was decided. I think time has made that clear. And I think that the time has come that the correct rule, the civilized rule, the rule of individualism, the rule of due process must be stated by this Court.

James Fitzpatrick: (referring to Jacob, who is about to argue against the Supreme Court for the very first time) Don't go feeling sorry for the poor son-of-a-bitch until we've won.

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Ging chaat goo si

1985

Kevin Chan Ka Kui: (after being assigned to protect her from Koo's men, Kevin tries to persuade Selina to go home after she's been released from jail) Miss Fong, it's much too dangerous out here. Please go home. Selina Fong: I'll do what I want. Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Miss Fong, it's for your own safety. Selina Fong: (annoyed) Look, I don't need your protection, so get lost! Leave me alone! Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Are you sure? Do you know what happened to four other witnesses who said that? Selina Fong: (sarcastically) What? Somebody shot em? Don't try to scare me. So go on... what happened? Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Uh... nothing happened to them. They're all doing fine. But something could happen. Selina Fong: I hate you. Ya big jerk.

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Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning

2004

Brigitte: (lying in Ginger's lap) Ginger, I'm cold. Ginger: I'm not.

Ginger: (after Hunter whistles at them) Did he just whistle at us? Brigitte: I'm sure he meant the dog.

Ginger: The air is bloody...

Ginger: Come closer... it's a secret.

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Give 'em Hell, Harry!

1975

Harry S Truman: Say, Rose, there's a story going around about me these days. It says that some old party hen is supposed to have cornered Bess at some party, and said, "Mrs Truman, isn't there anything you can do to get the President to stop using the word `manure'?" And Bess is supposed to have replied, "It took me forty years to get him to use that word!"

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Gladiator

1992

Pappy Jack: Don't give me this bullshit about Murphy's Law. If I run into Murphy, I'm gonna kick him right in the balls.

Pappy Jack: Come on, kid. Money's talking! Tommy Riley: Well, maybe it's not talking to me.

Tommy Riley: I'm not too proud.

Tommy Riley: Top of the head, hardest part of the body.

Jimmy Horn: You don't say no to me boy! Lincoln: No.

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God's Army

2000

Dalton: So, what did you think of the sisters? Allen: Monson's nice, I don't know about the other one. Dalton: Yeah, Sister Fronk. Allen: Yeah, her. Dalton: She's a very smart girl. Allen: Well, she thinks so.

Allen: Should we take the bus? Dalton: I don't want to take the bus. Allen: You're not tired? Dalton: I'm exhausted, and if I sit down I'll fall asleep. If I fall asleep I'll probably lapse into a coma. If I lapse into a coma, I'll probably die, so I don't want to take the bus.

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Godsend

2004

Adam: Dad, did I die?

Richard Wells: You think you can just open Pandora's box and close it again?

Richard Wells: Everything you value in this world I gave to you, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Jessie Duncan: You weren't supposed to see those. Adam, let me explain. Adam?... Zachary? Adam Duncan: WHAT!

Jessie Duncan: What took you so long? Paul Duncan: I ran into an old student, I got held up.

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Goin' to Town

1935

Young Fellow: What excuse has a gal like you for runnin' around single? Cleo Borden: Mmm, I was born that way.

Buck Gonzales: With any other dame, I wouldn't give a hoot. When it comes to you, I'm dynamite! Cleo Borden: Yes, and I'm your match.

Buck Gonzales: You ain't scared of me 'cause they say I'm a bad man? Cleo Borden: I'm a good woman for a bad man.

Cleo Borden: Cigarette me, Cossack.

Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life. Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I'll kiss you twice.

(Cleo sings last lines) Cleo Borden: But now I'm a lady / Come up and see me some time.

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Going All the Way

1997

Religious Man: Son, you're at a turning point in your life. Sonny: Then let me take the fucking turn myself!

Sonny Burns: I don't believe in God. I don't even like the guy.

Sonny Burns: I guess even art leads to pussy.

Sonny Burns: I would like to... go to... bed with you. Gail: To... take a nap? Sonny Burns: To... to make love. Gail: Alright...

Sonny Burns: So this is where you go into the church and ask for directions to the whore house. Casselman Gunner: No, this is where you go into the church and ask for directions to the whore house.

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Going Berserk

1983

Grandmother Reese: You're fat! My husband was fat. He's dead now. You must eat like a pig! John Bourgignon: A pig. Yeah, yeah. Grandmother Reese: Cigarettes'll kill you. My husband smoked, you know. He died from smoking too much. John Bourgignon: I thought you said he died 'cause he was fat! Grandmother Reese: He was fat, with bad lungs.

Ed Reese: How much money do you make in a year? John Bourgignon: Oh, in a year, I would say anywhere from thirty to eleven thousand a year, sir.

Wallace Jefferson: Hey man, you remember Maurice Walker, the car thief? He dead. Yeah, his old lady threw him down the elevator shaft. That must have happened 3 or 4 years ago, man.

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Gojira

1984

(US version) Steve Martin: Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offspring's of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake, or a Godzilla. The reckless ambitions of Man are often dwarfed by their dangerous consequences. For now, Godzilla - that strangely innocent and tragic monster - has gone to earth. Whether he returns or not, or is never again seen by human eyes, the things he has taught us remain...

(US version) Bum: Run for your lives! Let's do lunch sometime!

Dr Hayashida: When mankind falls into conflict with nature, monsters are born.

(Japanese version) (to Godzilla, who's outside the window of the building) Bum: What are you doing here? You have the rest of Shinjuku to play with!

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Good Morning Australia

1993

Bert Newton: Well he really can't be well like he wants to be here again, because Belvedere loves doing the show. But the back problem is just a pain the keeps happening. Apart from being our floor manager he also plays the role of Fosdyke and it's not an easy role to play, Fosdyke. (Fosdyke walks past) Thanks, Rove.

Bert Newton: (a man in a star suit walks past the stage) Get out! I'm the only star on this show.

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