Film Dialogue 63
Intertitle: There are three brands of brothers-in-law - The "Gimmies," the "Let Me Haves", and, the "Do Me A Favor" kind.
students.: Free the Avalon 5! Free the Avalon 5! Professor Toone: 5? There's 6. Maybe we need a little less dancing and a bit more on the maths.
I Know My First Name Is Steven
Del Stayner: How'd you forget to come home?
Steven Gregory Stayner: I know my first name is Steven. I think my last name is Stayner.
Timmy White: Good night Dennis. Steven Gregory Stayner: Stevie.
I Like to Hurt People
Terry Funk: I'm only going to say this once. And because I know you're Polish, I'm going to say it real slow.
I Love the '80s
Michael Ian Black: Give me short skirts, give me roller skates, give me "Xanadu." I'm a happy man.
(on "Child's Play") Dee Snider: It's a doll! Step on it! It's over!
I Love the '90s: Part Deux
(regarding two "Rugrats" dolls) Hal Sparks: ... These things are butt-ugly.
I Love You Again
Kay Wilson: Where did you learn to dance like this? George Carey: By mail.
Duke Sheldon: Listen, Lady. I generally never sock a dame. But I'm inclined to make an exception of you.
I Married a Monster from Outer Space
(first lines) Woman in Bar: Those guys ain't even giving us a hard look.
Bill Farrell: I've just begun to learn.
Marge Bradley Farrell: Bill - oh, Bill!
I Married a Strange Person!
Col Ferguson: When's the last time you tried to tell two fifty-ton tanks to stop having sex!?
Dr Charles Marlowe: The face of evil is ugly to look upon. And as the pleasures increase, the face becomes uglier.
I Never Sang for My Father
Margaret Garrison: Look how he walks. Like a brigadier general. He may not always remember where he is going, but he always goes there with a firm step.
Nick Peterson: We forgot about the flowers.
Nick Peterson: You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.
Johnny: What she wants is a wet me-shirt contest.
Malta: Some of my men were killed tonight, and I'm hurting here.
Det. Little: It's illegal to steal, no matter who you're doing it for.
Ich und Er
Janet Anderson: (to Bert) Oh God! I wish I could be attracted to you.
Him (voice) : What is happening to you? These are the fantasies of a eunuch.
Bert Uttanzi: (drunkenly hitting on his wife and her sister) Why don't you just admit it? You're both crazy about me.
Janet Anderson: I'm drunk Bert Ufonzi. Bert Uttanzi: ... tanzi
Jason Monk: How many children have to die because of your greed?
I'd Rather Be... Gone
April: Why are you so illegitimate?
Rocky: There's nothing like a good delousing.
Rocky: Do you have anything stronger? Andrew: I don't wear deodorant.
A Idade da Terra
Brahms Wife (Danuza Leo) : Tyrants are always good at bed.
Mick: I've got a poem for ya. "You are an idiot, You are a bitch, You shit me to tears, ... I'm goin' down the pub."
Mick: I didn't call you an idiot, I asked if you were an idiot, ya fuckin' idiot!
Kev: We're not gonna shoot anyone, we're just gonna have some fun.
If I Should Fall From Grace: The Shane MacGowan Story
Philip Chevron: If you had issues with alcohol there was no better - trust me - there was no better place in the world to bury them and hide them in than in The Pogues.
If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
Fred Ferguson: (angrily frustrated, to a clueless Italian cobbler) Tan! Y'understand tan?
If Tomorrow Comes
(After knocking over some bottles of champagne) Tracy Whitney: This stuff costs three hundred dollars a bottle! Jeff Stevens: Two-fifty. Rich people never pay retail.
(first English lines) Dizzy: Say "Kiss me." Reiko #1: Kiss me.
Il ne faut jurer... de rien!
(from trailer) Van Buck: This is a great lesson in seduction. Valentin: Shut it, you.
(from trailer) Ccile: One day when you're older you'll find out that at the top of a woman's body is a head.
(repeated line) Baronne de Mantes: Cciiiiile!
I'll Do Anything
Burt: Wanna have a little sex? Nan: You know, I've never hung up on anyone in my life. Because what if the next thing they said solved everything? But I feel I must end this conversation. Burt: That's "no"? Hello... ?
Nan Mulhanney: I couldn't help overhearing because I was intentionally eavesdropping.
I'll Fly Away
(Francie and John Morgan are fighting in the back seat) D.A. Forrest Bedford: If I have to stop this car somebody's going to regret it!
I'll Take Sweden
(Upon seeing Erik's Volkswagen) Holcomb: Maybe we had better put the car in our luggage.
Marco: Do you think masturbation is a sin? Dominique: Depends on where the other hand is.
Bevalaqua: He was so young and so untalented.
I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Larry: Wake up and go to sleep! Moe: Why you pussy-willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me!
Im toten Winkel - Hitlers Sekretrin
Traudl Junge: And I think it's also the case that if you value and respect someone you don't really want to destroy the image of that person... you don't want to know, in fact if disaster lies beyond the facade.
I'm Watching You
Warren: Someone told me if I wear red suspenders I might get lucky tonight.
I'm with Her
Molly: (inviting Alex and Patrick to a party) Shall I call you with the directions? Alex Young: Yes, you shall, or else we shan't... be able to find it.
I'm Your Man
Jack: I'm her man. Richard: Her dead man. (Pulls out a gun.) Jack: Oh, her man, uh, I misunderstood. My name is Herman. Cheeseball? (Holds up some cheeseballs.) Richard: Yes, you are.
Sonya Weiler: Never has a man less equipped for parenthood tried so hard.
(When Sonya's teacher encourages her to go to college.) Sonya Weiler: You don't know my father. Mr Webster: Well, in a way, I do.
Quinn: When I close my eyes all men are the same.
John Keller: There is no jurisdiction when it comes to a killer, Captain.
Karen Keeler: In the future, I'd appreciate you staying out of my business.
Jiro 'J.J.' Jinkline: I love you, but I am a warrior.
Walter Williams: In this world, you turn the other cheek, and you get hit with a lug wrench.
Conrad Christian: A hold up here, holds up there. There don't like that too much
In Defense of Lemmings
Lloyd, the President of Troma: (in high voice) Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?... (in low voice) Shut up and flush it!
Lloyd, the President of Troma: I'm giving you gifts, I'm giving you gold. Not fool's gold, but real gold.
451: Unity of people can bring down any establishment. Their power was gone.
In Like Flint
(On hearing that the president has been replaced by an impostor.) Flint: An actor? As president?
In Old Chicago
Dion O'Leary: Nothing can lick Chicago!
In Pursuit of Honor
Sgt. Thomas Mulcahey: Indians riding Cavalry mounts? My grandaddy'd never forgive me! Sgt. James Shattuck: Well, when you get to hell... don't tell him.
In Sickness and in Health
(repeated line) Alf Garnett: That's bloody marvellous, innit!
Albert Mansfield: Lady, he ain't dead, he's hiding!
Clovis: She's got legs from her ass to the floor.
Cashier: Oh my God, I've died and gone to a redneck hell!
Sheriff: Let's get the ass-whuppin' started!
Sidekick with beer gut: A guy walkin' around here with an attitude, just because he's a midget!
Inch High, Private Eye
Inch High: The world's biggest little detective. Inch High, Private Eye.
Lori: Inch High, Private Eye. Oh, hi, Uncle Inch.
Income Tax Sappy
Shemp: (after Moe had crunched Larry's nose with scissors) Looks like a V8!
General Grey: It concerns honor. Do you know what that is? We're a bunch. We don't mistreat each other, or sell out. We don't steal from each other. We don't throw each other off trains... especially when they're moving. It also concerns right and wrong. The Creeds did me wrong, and I need to set it right.
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine
Indiana Jones: My trusted law firm: Smith and Wesson.
Indiana Jones: Now where'd that Commie rat scurry off to?
Yvette: The truth is nobody here likes you. Even the trees wouldn't grow if they had a choice!
Inferno in diretta
Colonel Brian Horne: There are no answers... ... only actions.
Tyler: Have you ever killed anyone? Panic: What kind of a question is that? Tyler: A pretty direct one. Panic: I've killed about as many people as you've boned. Tyler: That many? Wow!
Panic: They call me "Panic" 'cause I never do.
Panic: They call me "Panic" 'cause I never do.
Mel Feynman: How old are you? Richard Feynman: Six. Mel Feynman: Well then, act your age.
Richard Feynman: Mathematics is a language. It's very difficult. It's subtle. You couldn't say those things any other way - and I can talk to dead people with it. I talk to Copernicus every day.
Mrs Lillian Baker: I tried being dead. Didn't much care for it.
Mrs Lillian Baker: Your life? I don't want your life. I want your body.
Dr Derek Bright: Okay, the gloves are off and the claws are on!
Eddie "Auger" Augutter: If, by some weird freak of nature, we should ever want your opinion, we'll take a crowbar and beat it out of you!
Initial D: Second Stage
(As he passes the leader of the Emperors) Ryosuke Takahashi: In short, you suck at right-handers.
Initial D: Third Stage
(While standing amidst a crowded street of people, lights and decorations) Takumi Fujiwara: (sighs) Christmas is so boring.
Injeong sajeong bol geot eobtda
Detective Woo: I'm not a minister or a preacher, right? Those guys say nice things, but I start and end with a fuck.
Detective Woo: You have the right to have a lawyer and the right to remain silent. And I can't remember the rest, fuck.
Inner Sanctum II
Sharon Reed: I don't FEEL like being pleasant!
Jennifer Reed: They're not like dreams - they're more like horror movies.
Detective Hooper: If being broke was a crime, this guy would be doing life.
Innocent Love, An
Molly: I'm a Libra. What about you? Harry: Aries. Molly: Are they close together in the sky? Harry: They're on opposite sides of the universe. When one rises, the other sets.
Insel der tausend Freuden
Richard: (to Sylvia) Do you think I will let that Pang bang you while I do nothing?
Inside Look: Down from the Mountain
George Clooney: I can carry a tune, but I'm not a very good singer.
Terry: No part of me's a woman!
Husband: You can touch her - she won't mind.
The Psychiatrist: I wanted every man to want me.
Terri: I can't believe I'm doing this.
Gene Schwartz: Sorry, I didn't know you were entertaining a lady friend.
Breckin Meyer: I think my dad has my sex tape.
Colonel Kruger: We are phasing out apartheid, but these things take time.
Colonel Kruger: Apartheid was not about race. It was about culture. The Stone Age can't coexist with the Twentieth Century.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.
Inspector Gadget 2
(at the science convention) Inspector Gadget: Now I need you to keep an sharp eye out, Gadgetmobile, if you see anything suspicious you let me know! Gadgetmobile: You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?