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I Do

1921

Intertitle: There are three brands of brothers-in-law - The "Gimmies," the "Let Me Haves", and, the "Do Me A Favor" kind.

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I Dream

2004

students.: Free the Avalon 5! Free the Avalon 5! Professor Toone: 5? There's 6. Maybe we need a little less dancing and a bit more on the maths.

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I Know My First Name Is Steven

1989 (TV)

Del Stayner: How'd you forget to come home?

Steven Gregory Stayner: I know my first name is Steven. I think my last name is Stayner.

Timmy White: Good night Dennis. Steven Gregory Stayner: Stevie.

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I Like to Hurt People

1985

Terry Funk: I'm only going to say this once. And because I know you're Polish, I'm going to say it real slow.

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I Love the '80s

2002 (mini)

Michael Ian Black: Give me short skirts, give me roller skates, give me "Xanadu." I'm a happy man.

(on "Child's Play") Dee Snider: It's a doll! Step on it! It's over!

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I Love the '90s: Part Deux

2005 (mini)

(regarding two "Rugrats" dolls) Hal Sparks: ... These things are butt-ugly.

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I Love You Again

1940

Kay Wilson: Where did you learn to dance like this? George Carey: By mail.

Duke Sheldon: Listen, Lady. I generally never sock a dame. But I'm inclined to make an exception of you.

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I Married a Monster from Outer Space

1958

(first lines) Woman in Bar: Those guys ain't even giving us a hard look.

Bill Farrell: I've just begun to learn.

Marge Bradley Farrell: Bill - oh, Bill!

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I Married a Strange Person!

1997

Col Ferguson: When's the last time you tried to tell two fifty-ton tanks to stop having sex!?

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I, Monster

1971

Dr Charles Marlowe: The face of evil is ugly to look upon. And as the pleasures increase, the face becomes uglier.

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I Never Sang for My Father

1970

Margaret Garrison: Look how he walks. Like a brigadier general. He may not always remember where he is going, but he always goes there with a firm step.

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Ice Castles

1978

Nick Peterson: We forgot about the flowers.

Nick Peterson: You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.

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Ice Queen

2005 (V)

Johnny: What she wants is a wet me-shirt contest.

Johnny: Chill-ax.

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Ice

1994

Malta: Some of my men were killed tonight, and I'm hurting here.

Det. Little: It's illegal to steal, no matter who you're doing it for.

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Ich und Er

1988

Janet Anderson: (to Bert) Oh God! I wish I could be attracted to you.

Him (voice) : What is happening to you? These are the fantasies of a eunuch.

Bert Uttanzi: (drunkenly hitting on his wife and her sister) Why don't you just admit it? You're both crazy about me.

Janet Anderson: I'm drunk Bert Ufonzi. Bert Uttanzi: ... tanzi

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Icon

2005 (TV)

Jason Monk: How many children have to die because of your greed?

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I'd Rather Be... Gone

2001

April: Why are you so illegitimate?

Rocky: There's nothing like a good delousing.

Rocky: Do you have anything stronger? Andrew: I don't wear deodorant.

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A Idade da Terra

1980

Brahms Wife (Danuza Leo) : Tyrants are always good at bed.

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Idiot Box

1996

Mick: I've got a poem for ya. "You are an idiot, You are a bitch, You shit me to tears, ... I'm goin' down the pub."

Mick: I didn't call you an idiot, I asked if you were an idiot, ya fuckin' idiot!

Kev: We're not gonna shoot anyone, we're just gonna have some fun.

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If I Should Fall From Grace: The Shane MacGowan Story

2001

Philip Chevron: If you had issues with alcohol there was no better - trust me - there was no better place in the world to bury them and hide them in than in The Pogues.

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If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium

1969

Fred Ferguson: (angrily frustrated, to a clueless Italian cobbler) Tan! Y'understand tan?

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If Tomorrow Comes

1986 (mini)

(After knocking over some bottles of champagne) Tracy Whitney: This stuff costs three hundred dollars a bottle! Jeff Stevens: Two-fifty. Rich people never pay retail.

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I.K.U.

2000

(first English lines) Dizzy: Say "Kiss me." Reiko #1: Kiss me.

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Il ne faut jurer... de rien!

2005

(from trailer) Van Buck: This is a great lesson in seduction. Valentin: Shut it, you.

(from trailer) Ccile: One day when you're older you'll find out that at the top of a woman's body is a head.

(repeated line) Baronne de Mantes: Cciiiiile!

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I'll Do Anything

1994

Burt: Wanna have a little sex? Nan: You know, I've never hung up on anyone in my life. Because what if the next thing they said solved everything? But I feel I must end this conversation. Burt: That's "no"? Hello... ?

Nan Mulhanney: I couldn't help overhearing because I was intentionally eavesdropping.

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I'll Fly Away

1991

(Francie and John Morgan are fighting in the back seat) D.A. Forrest Bedford: If I have to stop this car somebody's going to regret it!

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I'll Take Sweden

1965

(Upon seeing Erik's Volkswagen) Holcomb: Maybe we had better put the car in our luggage.

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Illuminata

1998

Marco: Do you think masturbation is a sin? Dominique: Depends on where the other hand is.

Bevalaqua: He was so young and so untalented.

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I'm a Monkey's Uncle

1948

Larry: Wake up and go to sleep! Moe: Why you pussy-willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me!

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Im toten Winkel - Hitlers Sekretrin

2002

Traudl Junge: And I think it's also the case that if you value and respect someone you don't really want to destroy the image of that person... you don't want to know, in fact if disaster lies beyond the facade.

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I'm Watching You

1997

Warren: Someone told me if I wear red suspenders I might get lucky tonight.

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I'm with Her

2003

Molly: (inviting Alex and Patrick to a party) Shall I call you with the directions? Alex Young: Yes, you shall, or else we shan't... be able to find it.

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I'm Your Man

1996

Jack: I'm her man. Richard: Her dead man. (Pulls out a gun.) Jack: Oh, her man, uh, I misunderstood. My name is Herman. Cheeseball? (Holds up some cheeseballs.) Richard: Yes, you are.

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Imaginary Crimes

1994

Sonya Weiler: Never has a man less equipped for parenthood tried so hard.

(When Sonya's teacher encourages her to go to college.) Sonya Weiler: You don't know my father. Mr Webster: Well, in a way, I do.

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Immortal Combat

1994

Quinn: When I close my eyes all men are the same.

John Keller: There is no jurisdiction when it comes to a killer, Captain.

Karen Keeler: In the future, I'd appreciate you staying out of my business.

Jiro 'J.J.' Jinkline: I love you, but I am a warrior.

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Impact

1949

Walter Williams: In this world, you turn the other cheek, and you get hit with a lug wrench.

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In Camera

2001

Conrad Christian: A hold up here, holds up there. There don't like that too much

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In Defense of Lemmings

2004 (V)

Lloyd, the President of Troma: (in high voice) Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?... (in low voice) Shut up and flush it!

Lloyd, the President of Troma: I'm giving you gifts, I'm giving you gold. Not fool's gold, but real gold.

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In Hell

2003

451: Unity of people can bring down any establishment. Their power was gone.

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In Like Flint

1967

(On hearing that the president has been replaced by an impostor.) Flint: An actor? As president?

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In Old Chicago

1937

Dion O'Leary: Nothing can lick Chicago!

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In Pursuit of Honor

1995 (TV)

Sgt. Thomas Mulcahey: Indians riding Cavalry mounts? My grandaddy'd never forgive me! Sgt. James Shattuck: Well, when you get to hell... don't tell him.

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In Sickness and in Health

1985

(repeated line) Alf Garnett: That's bloody marvellous, innit!

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In Society

1944

Albert Mansfield: Lady, he ain't dead, he's hiding!

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Inbred Rednecks

2001

Clovis: She's got legs from her ass to the floor.

Cashier: Oh my God, I've died and gone to a redneck hell!

Sheriff: Let's get the ass-whuppin' started!

Sidekick with beer gut: A guy walkin' around here with an attitude, just because he's a midget!

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Inch High, Private Eye

1973

Inch High: The world's biggest little detective. Inch High, Private Eye.

Lori: Inch High, Private Eye. Oh, hi, Uncle Inch.

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Income Tax Sappy

1954

Shemp: (after Moe had crunched Larry's nose with scissors) Looks like a V8!

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Independence (1987)

TV

General Grey: It concerns honor. Do you know what that is? We're a bunch. We don't mistreat each other, or sell out. We don't steal from each other. We don't throw each other off trains... especially when they're moving. It also concerns right and wrong. The Creeds did me wrong, and I need to set it right.

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Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine

1999 (VG)

Indiana Jones: My trusted law firm: Smith and Wesson.

Indiana Jones: Now where'd that Commie rat scurry off to?

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Indochine

1992

Yvette: The truth is nobody here likes you. Even the trees wouldn't grow if they had a choice!

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Inferno in diretta

1985

Colonel Brian Horne: There are no answers... ... only actions.

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Infested

1993 (V)

Tyler: Have you ever killed anyone? Panic: What kind of a question is that? Tyler: A pretty direct one. Panic: I've killed about as many people as you've boned. Tyler: That many? Wow!

Panic: They call me "Panic" 'cause I never do.

Panic: They call me "Panic" 'cause I never do.

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Infinity

1996

Mel Feynman: How old are you? Richard Feynman: Six. Mel Feynman: Well then, act your age.

Richard Feynman: Mathematics is a language. It's very difficult. It's subtle. You couldn't say those things any other way - and I can talk to dead people with it. I talk to Copernicus every day.

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Inheritance

2004/I

Mrs Lillian Baker: I tried being dead. Didn't much care for it.

Mrs Lillian Baker: Your life? I don't want your life. I want your body.

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InHumanoids

1986

Dr Derek Bright: Okay, the gloves are off and the claws are on!

Eddie "Auger" Augutter: If, by some weird freak of nature, we should ever want your opinion, we'll take a crowbar and beat it out of you!

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Initial D: Second Stage

1999

(As he passes the leader of the Emperors) Ryosuke Takahashi: In short, you suck at right-handers.

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Initial D: Third Stage

2001

(While standing amidst a crowded street of people, lights and decorations) Takumi Fujiwara: (sighs) Christmas is so boring.

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Injeong sajeong bol geot eobtda

1999

Detective Woo: I'm not a minister or a preacher, right? Those guys say nice things, but I start and end with a fuck.

Detective Woo: You have the right to have a lawyer and the right to remain silent. And I can't remember the rest, fuck.

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Inner Sanctum II

1994

Sharon Reed: I don't FEEL like being pleasant!

Jennifer Reed: They're not like dreams - they're more like horror movies.

Detective Hooper: If being broke was a crime, this guy would be doing life.

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Innocent Love, An

1982 (TV)

Molly: I'm a Libra. What about you? Harry: Aries. Molly: Are they close together in the sky? Harry: They're on opposite sides of the universe. When one rises, the other sets.

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Insel der tausend Freuden

1978

Richard: (to Sylvia) Do you think I will let that Pang bang you while I do nothing?

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Inside Look: Down from the Mountain

2000 (TV)

George Clooney: I can carry a tune, but I'm not a very good singer.

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Inside Out

1992 (V)

Terry: No part of me's a woman!

Husband: You can touch her - she won't mind.

The Psychiatrist: I wanted every man to want me.

Terri: I can't believe I'm doing this.

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Inside Schwartz

2001

Gene Schwartz: Sorry, I didn't know you were entertaining a lady friend.

Breckin Meyer: I think my dad has my sex tape.

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Inside

1996 (TV)

Colonel Kruger: We are phasing out apartheid, but these things take time.

Colonel Kruger: Apartheid was not about race. It was about culture. The Stone Age can't coexist with the Twentieth Century.

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Inspector Clouseau

1968

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.

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Inspector Gadget 2

2003 (V)

(at the science convention) Inspector Gadget: Now I need you to keep an sharp eye out, Gadgetmobile, if you see anything suspicious you let me know! Gadgetmobile: You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?

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