Film Dialogue 62
Moe: Gentlemen, this is the punishment we get for being among the hoi polloi.
Prof. Richmond: Spell "cat". Curly: Cat, K-I-T-T-Y, pussy!
Moe: (reading) "See the deer. Has the deer any doe?" Curly: Yeah, two bucks!
Larry: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!
Hokuto no Ken
(Kenshir's trademark phrase) Kenshir: You are already dead.
Hold That Lion
Larry: I smell somethin' awful. Moe: You telling me? Why don'tcha use cologne?
Moe: Say, what's another word for "scrutiny"? Shemp: Scrutiny.
Hold Your Man
Gypsy: Just two weeks ago, he (Eddie) sent me ten bucks for Christmas. I bet that's a bit of news to certain somebody. Ruby: He was tossin' ten-dollar bills to ALL the tramps at Christmas! Gypsy: Did you get yours?
Ruby: You wouldn't be a bad looking dame, if it wasn't for you're face.
Gary Rickey: I like you, Bridget. I think we can do business. Do you do the business?
Gary Rickey: I'm Gary Rickey!
A Hole in the Head
Fred: Life is just a bowl of cherries Tony Manetta: Why Fred: I don't know. I ain't a philosopher!
(Evelyn kisses Muller by mistake) Evelyn Hahn: What can I do for you? John Muller: What more could any reasonable man ask?
Hollywood Boulevard II
Murray: Battle maidens to the set, please!
Jane Wyman: I've been Reagan-ized!
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Jack Chandler: I'd stumbled into the middle of an evil, insidious cult of chainsaw worshipping maniacs. I had to wonder if we'd let our religious freedom go too far in this country, or maybe our immigration laws were just too lax.
Hollywood on Parade No. 8
Dracula: Betty... you have booped your last boop!
Hollywood Unscripted: A Chaos Theory
Max: Here is Marco, a true legend in Hollywood. Half Cherokee, half Aztec. He wonders, here in LA, who the aliens actually are.
(cheerful smile) Archie: Yes, ma'am. I'll balance your soil.
Lucy: He's crazy... Katherine: He's lonely.
Archie: I won't be there for you... because I hate you.
Hombre llamado Noon, Un
Noon: Are you coming? Rimes: Yeah, I figure you might need me... if only to put a marker on your grave.
Hombre mirando al sudeste
Dr Julio Denis: We don't cure anybody here.
Home Alone 4
(floor covered in water) Kevin McCallister: House, clean yourself up. (nothing happens) Well, it was worth a try.
(last lines) Kevin McCallister: I knew this was gonna be the best Christmas ever.
Home Beyond the Sun
Colonel Khan: Around here we have a saying. Don't preach what you practice.
Ta-Tanisha's Mom: My self-esteem was dookie then!
Sarge: I love the fat woman too much.
Home of the Brave
T.J.: Yeah, I'll never forget the first letter I got from my wife. It started, "My darling, darling, darling, I'll never again use the word `love' without thinking only of you." And I remember the last one I got from her. It started, "Dear T.J., this is the hardest letter I've ever had to write."
T.J.: Divided we fall, united we stand, coward take my coward's hand.
Home, Tweet Home
Nanny: You coward, you bully, you shmo!
(last lines) (calling a pet shop to order another cat) Tweety: I'm fwesh out!
(dressed as the nanny's charge) Sylvester: Baby wants a pretty birdie!
Homeboys in Outer Space
Pippen: I saved that ship twenty-two times a year, but would they ever let me wear the blue shirt?
Pippen: So I said to him "You wiggle them pointy ears at me one more time, and I'll beam you up where the sun don't shine!"
Garnet McBride: Out there on the plains, it was just people against the elements... people against the dirt.
Garnet McBride: The father never wanted to talk about (the homestead) He felt that it was something that he never finished and you know, that sort of eats at you over the years.
Emily: If you do not leave this house in the next minute, I will kill you!
Homme qui aimait les femmes, L'
Bertrand Morane: Women's legs are like compass points, circling the globe
Hondo and the Apaches
Silva: Your dying will be slow and hard. (looks at Hondo's dog, Sam) Today two white dogs will die. Hondo Lane: Beat it, Sam! Silva: (after the dog runs off) Then you will die two times as slow.
Hondo: That dog don't take to pettin', son.
Hondo Lane: A man oughta do what he thinks is right.
(Lily is on her first tour with Buck's band) Bo: Anybody on this bus got a college education? Lily Ramsey: I do; just graduated in June. Bo: Good. Then you can get up and get us a beer.
Stymie: Come on, Algebra. This is no place for you.
Dutch Schultz: I remember the days when you could get a guy hit for 40 bucks. Mike Salke: We live in inflationary times
Hookers In a Haunted House
Bag Job: Back in my day the women were *born* old, ugly and scary.
Alex: Beam me up, Scotty! There's no life on Planet Impotent!
Nerdy John: You've stirred up some vile, hideous, ill-tempered, and excessively butch creatures from beyond the grave... who, by the way, clearly have no comprehension of the term "cinematic continuity".
William Gates: People always say to me, "when you get to the NBA, don't forget about me." Well, I should've said back, "if I don't make it to the NBA, don't you forget about me."
Hooray for Love
Pat: Oh, I hate the country. I'm afraid of the wildflowers.
Hop, Look and Listen
Sylvester: A king-sized mouse! A muscle-bound mastodon!
Fillmore: Lets turn out here and fool him! Hoppity Hooper: I Wouldn't If I Were You! Fillmore: How Come? Hoppity Hooper: Look at That Sign! Fillmore: Oh Yeah! Uh... What does it say?
A Hora da Estrela
Macabea: I am a typist and a virgin, and I like Coca-Cola.
Olimpico: Look, I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Macabea: With milk? Olimpico: What? Macabea: With milk. Olimpico: OK. But if it costs more you pay the difference.
Hornblower: The Even Chance
Captain Sir Edward Pellew: Damn your impudence, sir!
Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Fish for it!
Horripilante bestia humana, La
Dr Arturo Martinez: Prepare the gorilla.
Webb Wilder: (rating Briley's art film SLUG TRAIL) I gave it a thumb up; Travis only offered a finger.
Uncle Ghoulie: Hey there fright fans!
Carbuncle: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Uncle Ghoulie: Gordon... Gordon old man... what do ya say hop on up to the projection booth and spool this baby on up!
Horrors of the Black Museum
Bancroft: No woman can hold her tongue. They're a suspicious, unreliable breed!
Shrewish wife: You told me you were going to kill her and get the money!
Michael Woods: You wouldn't happen to have any... turkey... bacon, would you? Twister: Bacon comes from pigs, son, not turkey.
George Samsa: Why should I knock myself out over you?
Randi: I'm beginning to feel like your whore.
Bud Cowan: I play the horses, and that's my only vice.
Randi: Sex is not a vice.
Matthew: If you don't come to dinner you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Horton Hears a Who!
Narrator, Horton and Dr Hoovey: A person's a person, no matter how small.
(first lines) Josh: Did we come all the way to Europe to get stoned? Oli: Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.
(last lines) Natalya: (after all the credits have roled) I paid alot of money for you, and then make you my bitch.
Detective Davenport: Someone's gonna get their neck barbecued.
Nick Dunn: She is like a hardtop convertible.
Hubert de la Canelle: B-B-but you'll never get away with this! I'm a Count! For God's sake! An aristocrat! Dd: You're right, but don't you remember what we did to the aristocrats during the Revolution, huh?
Hot Lead and Cold Feet
Roxanne: He's always looking at the good side of people. Marcus: Yeah, but while he's looking at their good side, their bad side is gonna finish him.
Patty: A woman's place is in the home... making money!
(about computers) Caesar: I don't think they get as much fun out of life as we do!
Marcus Pendleton: 'Ere! You watch your tongue! Any idiot can steal. *I* been em-*bezz*-lin'!
Doug: Ernie, you want a doughnut? Ernie: I'd rather have the money instead!
Hot Summer in the City
Duke: Forgot somethin'...
Hot Tamales Live: Spicy, Hot and Hilarious
Nicole Gomez Fisher: Yeah, so I'm allergic to Latex. So you know what that means. basically, safe sex can kill me.
Hot to Trot
Don the Horse: Whoa, padded elevators! Fred, you've really made it!
Fred P. Chaney: (about the atrium in his new apartment) What is this a little yard?
Hotaru no haka
(first lines) Seita: September 21, 1945... that was the night I died.
(Setsuko's final words) Setsuko: Seita. Thank you.
(last lines) Seita: (to Setsuko) Time for bed.
Setsuko: Why must fireflies die so young?
Htel du Nord
Raymonde: Atmosphere, atmosphere, est-ce que j'ai une gueule d'atmosphere?
Peter McDermott: A sure way to empty a hotel fast: drop an elevator.
Jay: Why are you here? You said you'd be home at 600 hours. You're like 500 hours early.
Dara Jensen: Are you ready for my tongue?
House of Cards
Ruth Matthews: We all go a little crazy sometimes, Doctor. Jake Beerlander: Yes, Ms Matthews, but most of us come back.
House of D
(from trailer) Pappass: I'm not retarded anymore. Tom Warshaw: Oh really? Pappass: Really. I went from retarded to challenged.
House of the Long Shadows
Stationmaster: It is a cursed place. Kenneth Magee: I'm sure it's drenched in evil. Stationmaster: A cursed place. Kenneth Magee: Filled with things best not spoken of. Yes, I saw the movie. You do know how to get there?
House of Usher
Roderick Usher: I suggest you leave, Mr Winthrop. No? Then perish with us.
Philip Winthrop: You have murdered your sister, Mr Usher, and I intend to see that you hang for it. Roderick Usher: Arrange it quickly then. The old house crumbles.
Roderick Usher: See to the crypt, will you?
House on Bare Mountain
Granny Good: She come from a broken home, it fell from the top of a cliff.
Justice of the Peace: That's you Sir. Tom: Who Sir? Me Sir? Justice of the Peace: Yes Sir, you Sir.
Vincenzo: Man deals and God stacks the deck.
How Awful About Allan
(after rescuing his sister from a house fire) Allan: I'm blind.
How High Is Up?
Moe: (sarcastically) Three of the best riveters who ever riveted. Why didn't you tell them you were a groundhog? Curly: Listen, you laugh when you say that! Moe: HA, HA, HA. (slaps Curly)
How I Saved the World
Catfish: Round is not a round unless it goes all the way around.
How I Won the War
Gripweed: And I'm not a thief, really. I've never found anything worth keeping.
How to Be a Detective
Goofy: Looks like I'm gettin' to the bottom of this case!
Mortician: Beat it! And don't come back till you're ready!
How to Get the Man's Foot Outta Your Ass
Melvin Van Peebles: Is this something negative, Priscilla? Because if it's negative, I can't even deal with it right now. I'm a broke, pissed off nigger from Chicago, and I'm down to my last cigar.
How to Make an American Quilt
Finn: Sometimes love simply dies.
Em Reed: To hell if I know where love resides.
How to Save a Marriage
And Ruin Your Life (1968)
Mr Slotkin: A bachelor's conscience is a woman's best friend.
Howard Zinn: You Can't Be Neutral on a Moving Train
Zinn, Howard: I had a modest goal when I became a teacher. I wanted to change the World.
Witchiepoo: With friends like you two, who needs enemies?
(Witchiepoo has been frozen by the North Wind) H.R. Pufnstuf: I've seen Popsicles in my day, but this is the first time that I've ever seen a WITCH-sicle!
Hubert Selby Jr: It/ll Be Better Tomorrow
Hubert Selby Jr.: The writer has no right to be there in the work. I don't have any right to impose myself between the people I'm creating on the page and the reader... and that, the responsibility of the artist is to transcend the human ego.
Hue and Cry
Felix H. Wilkinson: Oh, how I loathe adventurous-minded boys.
Huey Long: I have the pleasure to undertake to describe to you-- (A photographer's flashbulb explodes with a loud bang and a flash. A long pause and laughter from all.) Huey Long: Now you see there? That bomb didn't explode until tonight.
Franz Mazur: (Franz Mazur has just set fire to his house) De shmoke ish aroushing me!
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
Vanraj: Can I say something? Nandini: What? Vanraj: I cannot live without you
Sameer: I only ask Nandini from you, but still you cannot grant it!
Ellen Simmons: What would you men do if there were no women around to sew your buttons on ? Alec Simmons: Without women we wouldn't need any buttons !
Tom Rice: (before raping Ida) You're going to feel something now, old maid. You're going to know what you've been missing.
Tom Rice: You doddamn stuck-up bitch. You think you're too good for me. "Don't touch, keep away." The virgin goddamn princess! (slaps Ida)
Hunter: Back in Force
Hunter: Works for me.
Hunter Goes to Hollywood
(car honks) Hunter S. Thompson: Ahhh! Fuck you!
Hunter: The Reckoning
(the Hunters have killed a giant demonic teddy bear) Carpenter: That's right. Don't take no shit from anybody's stuffed animal.
Rick Hunter: Works for me!
Hunting for Herschell
Herschell Gordon Lewis: Am I my brother's keeper? Hell no!
Bird Watcher: Well, I didn't call you stupid! I said you were a fucking moron. If you didn't act like one I wouldn't have to say it!
Harpo: I'm a organ grinder.
Gus Demetri: Don't believe truth. Archie, just don't believe truth.
Hussard sur le toit, Le
Pauline: They don't fear men since they have started to eat them.
Angelo: Cholera avoids me like the plague.
Angelo: My mother is a duchess who talks only of revolution.
Angelo: Mother, you always wanted me to be more reckless. Today, you would have been proud of me.
Hvite bussene, De
Little boy: Mamma... mamma
HWY: An American Pastoral
The Hitchhiker: Is this T.J. or L.A.? I get mixed up sometime.
Hyde and Hare
Bugs Bunny: Well, here we go again with the timid little rabbit routine. It's shameful but, eh, it's a living.
Beth: Play anything by Zeppelin, you can't go wrong.
mile Zola: This Esterhazy is one of the most glorious liars that ever drew breath. Why, the authority of it, the poise; the man's a genius!
I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
Pete: I'm hungry. What would you say to a hamburger? James Allen: What would I say to a hamburger? Boy. I'd take Mr Hamburger by the hand and say, "Pal, I haven't seen you for a long, long time."
(last lines) Helen: How do you live? James Allen: I steal.
I Am Stamos
Andy Shrub: Fuck you, Stamos, it's my face now!
I Am the Cheese
Whipper: What's in the bag? Adam Farmer: Nothing. Whipper: C'mon, what is it? What is it, a bomb? What are you going to do, blow up Marshfield?! Adam Farmer: No, it's a present for my father!
Otto Keller: I have abused your kindness. You who gave my wife and me a home - even friendship, so wonderful a thing for a refugee, a German, a man without a home.
Fr. Michael William Logan: I never thought of the priesthood as offering a hiding place.