Film Dialogue 60

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Gungrave

2002 (VG)

(after Beyond the Grave defeats Big Daddy) Harry McDowell: Is it over? Go for it, Brandon, it's your turn now. Do it. (Beyond the Grave shoots and kills Harry)

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Gunman in the Streets

1950

Eddy Roback: Tell you what we do. I got a gun and you got a pretty good idea. We compromise. Frank Clinton: How's that? Eddy Roback: We do it my way.

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Gunman's Code

1946

Jack Douglas: I thought I told you to stay outside! Roscoe O'Toole: You did, but it was so noisy out there, I couldn't hear through the door.

(Lee has ordered Donny and Trigger to kill the women witnesses and Donny refuses to participate) Henchman Trigger: He's right, Lee. I don't want no part in killin' women. I had a mother once.

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Gunpoint

1966

Ode: We'll be taking Bull up to the wild horse country. He'd want to be planted where he could hear the sound of them mustang feet just a drummin' on his grave.

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Guns at Batasi

1964

RSM Lauderdale: I have seen Calcutta. I have eaten camel dung. My knees are brown, my navel is central, my conscience is clear, and my will is with my solicitors, Short and Curly.

RSM Lauderdale: Will you stick a boomerang in that great Aussie cakehole of yours until I've finished?

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Guns of the Pecos

1937

Aunt Carrie: Do you believe in love at first sight? Jeff Carter: Yeah, I reckon I do, but I don't see very well.

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Guns

1990

Cash: Let ME kill for you.

(after her daughter blows away a bad guy with a rocket) Kathryn Hamilton: How did you learn to shoot like that?

(after destroying the bad guys with her arsenal of weaponry) Donna Hamilton: That's it for me! I'm hitting the shower!

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Gunslinger

1956

Cane Miro: I'll make you a deal. I won't try to make you a bad woman, if you stop trying to make me a good man. Marshal Rose Hood: You're not bad, you're just no good.

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Gunsmith Cats

1995 (V)

(Minnie May is talking in her sleep) 'Minnie' May Hopkins: Oh, Kenny... Yes, again.

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Gunsmoke Ranch

1937

Judge Jonathan Warren: Let us be humbly thankful to Providence, for leading us from the turbulent waters of despair, into this land of promise.

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GWF In Your Eye

1998

The Bean: If ya sniff what The Bean is brewing!

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Gyeoul yeonga

2002

Yoo-Jin: Jun-Sang. It's really Jun-Sang, right? It's you, isn't it?

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Gym Short

2001

Steve: The only thing we can control in this life is not the event itself but our own perception of it.

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H-E Double Hockey Sticks

1999

Ms Beezlebub: I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning.

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H2O

2004 (TV)

Thomas David McLaughlin: I'm the Prime Minister of Canada! You're just businessmen!

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Habit

1997

Anna: I suspect that the less you know about me, the longer you'll stay interested.

Anna: Men fall in love. They don't stay in love.

Anna: Two tickets for the ride of your life.

Anna: You're very compulsive. Sam: Actually, I'm committing suicide on the installment plan.

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Habitat

1997

Hank Symes: I swim with the plants and frolic with the sperm.

Coach Marlowe: You ever heard of hygiene? Even animals lick themselves clean! I spend a lot of time with my boys in the shower, and I teach them that even body odour isn't just smell: it's bacteria, it's germs.

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Hable con ella

2002

(last lines) Katerina Bilova: Nothing is simple. I'm a ballet mistress, and nothing is simple.

Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.

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Hachi-gatsu no kyôshikyoku

1991

Kane: I got old and so did this organ.

Kane: People do anything just to win war. Sooner or later it will destroy us all.

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.hack//Shinshoku osen vol. 3

2002 (VG)

(you chose "Talk" to Balmung after you started a conversation with him) Balmung: Be on guard. Even against weak enemies.

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.hack Tasogare no udewa densetsu

2003

Shugo: (every time he uses Data Drain) Data Drain!

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.hack//Zettai houi vol. 4

2003 (VG)

(if you remove Tsukasa from your party and then add him again to your party) Tsukasa: You're a pest...

(you begin a conversation with Sora) Sora: You'll gain from me!

(you remove Sora from your party) Sora: Wait for the next call, okay? Bye-bye!

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Hafið

2002

Kata: Anyone who doesn't eat whale, doesn't deserve to live.

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Hainan ji fan

2004

Leo: Life first. Things second.

Sabine: Live your life and don't stop for anything.

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Häktet

2005 (mini)

Halmarssons Advokat: Well, Björgvin. Let's go through your case again. Let's go through all details. Intagen Björgvin Hallmarsson: I've told you before! You don't believe me? Halmarssons Advokat: Well, you have to refresh my memory. Intagen Björgvin Hallmarsson: OK. But then you believe me!

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Half-Fare Hare

1956

Bugs Bunny: (Bugs is looking at the local newspaper which says that the carrot crop freeze is making rabbits flee in droves) In droves? But I don't even have a drove.

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Half Moon Street

1986

Dr Lauren Slaughter: Am I supposed to say "Your place or mine?" Karim Hatami: No. These days, you say "Betamax or VHS?"

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Halfway Point

2005

Sean: Beer me!

Andy: It's not a date!

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Halifax f.p: My Lovely Girl

1995 (TV)

Reporter: I only quote what I hear. Dr Jane Halifax: Quote this, you're a mindless prick!

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Halloween Is Grinch Night

1977 (TV)

Grinch: It's a wonderful night for eyebrows.

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Halloween with the New Addams Family

1977 (TV)

Gomez Addams: To be, or not to be? NOT to be... THAT is the ANSWER!

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Halloweentown High

2004 (TV)

Marnie Piper: Cody, I'm a witch. Cody: (like he doesn't believe her) Marnie... (looks down, realizes they're flying) AHHH!

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Hallow's End

2003 (V)

Dan: Go fuck yourself, Heidi. Heidi: No, Dan, fuck you!

Pumpkin Jack: Best damn pumpkin you'll ever see!

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Hamlet

1990/I

Hamlet: To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them.

Hamlet: The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

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Hamos sto aigaio

1985

Mick: (talking about Greece) Les, you do know how they separate the men from the boys here, don't you? Lee: How? Mick: With a crowbar.

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Hana-bi

1997

Horibe: Work is all I've ever known.

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Hana no ko Lun Lun

1979

(Last words of the Opening song) Lun Lun: Someday I may visit your town.

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Hancock's Half Hour

1956

Tony Hancock: I wish I was a chestnut tree, nourished by the sun, with leaves and twigs and branches, and conkers by the ton.

Tony Hancock: What about Magna Carta? Did she die in vain?

Tony Hancock: (to doctor at blood donating clinic) A *pint*? That's very nearly an armful.

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Handicap

2004

Mike: Shut your fingers!

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Hangin' with the Homeboys

1991

Tom McNeal: I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!

Tom McNeal: Fuck fun. I want some pussy.

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Hanover Street

1979

Sarah Sellinger: (looking at a mannequin in a shop window) Mummy... when am I going to get breasts? Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?

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Hansel & Gretel

2002

Hansel: My rock collection, remember? Wood Farie: That's the oldest trick in the book!

Sandman: Off like a light, into the night!

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Hanussen

1988

Prosecutor: Ah, you are saying you can read people's thoughts. Klaus Schneider: Yes. Prosecutor: And you can tell them their future? Klaus Schneider: Yes. Prosecutor: May I ask my own future? Klaus Schneider: You are going to lose this case.

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Hanya kawan

1997

ELLA: Sayang tak? HANS: Sayang. ELLA: Habis tu, kenapa tak cakap... ?

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Happy Birthdaze

1943

(Shorty pulls out a gun to commit suicide) Popeye: Hey, what's eatin' you? Shorty: Gee, I never get no letters! Nobody loves me! Popeye: That's funny; I likes ya. Yer cute, an' good lookin'! Why, ya looks like Bob Hope! (Shorty pulls out an even BIGGER gun to commit suicide) Popeye: Er, I mean, uh, Bing Crosby!

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Happy Christmas, Miss King

1998 (TV)

Aunt Hetty: Head high, shoulders back, purpose firm, and never slack.

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Happy Go Lucky

1943

Pete Hamilton: With your charm and my conniving, there's nothing to worry about.

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Happy Hour

2003

Levine: I don't suppose she has a sister. Tulley: Three brothers. Levine: I can't catch a break. What's her mother like?

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Happy Hour

2000

Jack Dee: It's not happy, and it doesn't last an hour.

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Hard Country

1981

Caroline: A woman who needs space for herself gets out of Texas. It's a great place to be from and a great place to come home to but you've gotta leave it first, before it smothers you.

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Hard Hunted

1992

Kane: So our little hummingbird becomes a whore.

Nicole Justin: Looks like we've got company.

Edy Stark: Even James Bond takes time out for sex.

(to a sleazy double-agent) Donna Hamilton: We were never lovers! I faked an orgasm!

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Hard Rock Zombies

1985

Chuck: You guys ready for the show? The loud show? Loud music show? ROCK AND ROLL?

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

1987

Seth Romero: If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.

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Hard Time on Planet Earth

1989

(repeated line) Control: Negative outcome. Not good.

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Hard Time

1998/I (TV)

Martin: Are you an aficionado of flamenco dancing? McQueen: I was until I found out Jose Greco was born in Broklyn!

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Hardball

1994

Mike Widmer: I love that guy - but not in the way you're thinking. I want to have sex with him!

Frank Valente: Psycho chicks are the best!

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Hardware

1990

Angry Bob: (on radio) Kill! Kill! Kill! Today's death count is 578.

Jill: It's stupid, sadistic and suicidal to have children right now.

Shades: It's my heart - it feels like an alligator.

Chief: Machines don't understand sacrifice - neither do morons.

Lincoln Wineberg Jr.: Smells like apple pie...

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Hare Brush

1955

Bugs Bunny: I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Elmer J. Fudd: (disguised as Bugs Bunny) I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I'm not going to Alcatwaz!

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Hare Do

1949

Bugs Bunny: (after escaping the woods in a taxi) Hee hee hee! Whatta knucklehead. You gotta get up early in the morning to outsmart this rabbit. Elmer Fudd: (Elmer is driving) I got up at quarter to five. Bugs Bunny: B-O-I-N-GGGG!

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A Hare Grows in Manhattan

1947

Bugs Bunny: (as Spike is hanging by his fingers on the clothesline, Bugs proceeds to loosen each finger) Let me see... this wittle piggy stayed home... this wittle piggy had roast beef... this wittle piggy had none. Well, what do you know, ran out of piggies! Gee, ain't I a stinker?

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Hare-Less Wolf

1958

Charles M Wolf: Now why was I trying to catch a train?

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Harold Robbins' 79 Park Avenue

1977 (mini)

Marianne: You're the boss.

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Harriet Craig

1950

Harriet Craig: No man's born ready for marriage; he has to be trained.

Walter Craig: Wives may be a little extra trouble now and then, but they're mighty handy gadgets to have around the house.

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Harry and Walter Go to New York

1976

Chatsworth: Adam, where'd you find those two oafs? Adam Worth: Oh, they're not oafs, Jack. They would require practice to become oafs.

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Harry Hill Live

1995 (V)

Harry Hill: Get away from the flats.

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Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace

2004 (V)

Johnny Vega: (referring to Santos's wrestling style) How did he get this way? Stomping puppies?

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Harry + Max

2004

Harry: Do to me what you did to Max.

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Harry, un ami qui vous veut du bien

2000

(on how to deal with difficult parents) Harry Ballestero: You have to overreact.

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Hart to Hart

1980

(opening narration) Max: This is my boss, Jonathan Hart - a self-made millionaire. He's quite a guy. This is Mrs H. She's gorgeous. She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of *both* of them, which ain't easy; 'cause when they met... it was *murder*!

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Harvester

1996 (VG)

Various townspeople: You always were a kidder, Steve!

Steve: You killed your family? Vietnam Veteran: What of it?

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Has Anybody Seen My Gal?

1952

Samuel Fulton: You've a lovely family, Millicent. It could have been my family if you hadn't been so darn obstinate!

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Hästens öga

1987 (TV)

Valle: Toaster. Märta: Toaster?

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Haunt

2005 (V)

Jory: Ha! Real funny!!

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Haunted House

1929

Grim Reaper: Play! Mickey: I c-c-can't play! Grim Reaper: PLAY! Mickey: Y-y-yes, man!

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Haunted Junction

1997

Haruto: (Repeated Line.) Oh my God!

Red Mantle: (Accompanying a special wipe cut effect between scenes.) Red Mantle Wipe!

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Haunted Lighthouse

2003

Captain Van Legge: Great Scott!

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A Haunting in Connecticut

2002 (TV)

Paul Parker: Now that I'm out of the house, they'll be after you!

Karen Parker: (in response to Paul and Bobby's claims of seeing a man in the basement) Well, I'm going to start charging rent if he hangs around

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Hav Plenty

1997

Lee Plenty: Remember folks that, as outrageous as this all seems, this is a true story.

Lee Plenty: You know what they say, "No women; no cry."

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Havana

1990

Bobby Duran: How many times have you lost everything Jack?

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Have Gun - Will Travel

1957

Paladin: I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?

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Have You Got Any Castles?

1938

Rip Van Winkle: Old King Cole is a noisy old soul.

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Having Wonderful Crime

1945

Helene: Not so fast, my skirt's too tight! Jake: Oh, I told you you didn't know how to dress for a murder.

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Havoc

2005

Hector: (to Allison) I know everything about you. Yeah, I can see right through you. Everything to you is a fucking game. You ain't real. There's nothing real about you. Your talk ain't real, Your walk ain't real, the way you dress ain't real. You don't even copy it from the real thing, you fucking get it from the TV.

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Hawaii Five-O: Cocoon

1968 (TV)

Miller: Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God - and occassionally even they have trouble.

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Hawaii Five-O

1968

(repeated line) Det. Steve McGarrett: Book him, Danno. Murder one.

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Hawaii

2004

Christopher Gains: Wow, Benny, you are a powerhouse of deduction!

Christopher Gains: (to choking criminal) What is it, Lassie?

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Hawaiian Eye

1959

Iris Landon: You're poking your nose in where it doesn't belong.

Tracy Steele: I come from a long line of nose-pokers. Oh, by the way, where's Mr Lewis?

Iris Landon: You're gonna have to scratch for him!

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Hawking

2004 (TV)

Stephen Hawking: We are very very small. But we are profoundly capable of very very big things.

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Hawmps!

1976

(Sgt. Tucker laughs about the camels and Sgt. Tibbs' men) Howard Clemmons: Sgt. Tucker, do you wish to be on the record? Naman Tucker: No, sir. Howard Clemmons: Do you wish to be on a camel? Naman Tucker: Well, er, nothing personal, but, no, sir. Howard Clemmons: Then change your attitude towards these men or I'll throw you on both!

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A Hazard of Hearts

1987 (TV)

Lady Harriet Vulcan: The devil take you Harry! Lord Harry Wrotham: Oh I do hope so Harriet, I couldn't bear to be parted from you.

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HBO Comedy Half-Hour

1997

Laura Kightlinger: So, what? You don't wanna pee on me now?

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He & She

1967

Andrew Hummell: (to Murray Mouse) Mouse.? Mouse.? That's a Disney name, isn't it?

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He Married His Wife

1940

Bill Carter: If you never saw him before, why'd you let him kiss you? Ethel Hillary: Well, after all, Bill, there is such a thing as hospitality.

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He Said, She Said

1991

Uncle Olaf: Happiness is easy if you just take off your overcoat.

Dan Hanson: There are no small jobs here. A newspaper is a daily miracle.

Lou the Florist: That's why God made other women. Because no matter how good a woman is, just around the corner may be a better one.

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Head Start

2001

Kyle Richter: Yeah, yeah, whatever. So long as it makes me ride faster and makes us both millionaires when we sell the patent.

Seth: Centrifugal force is the force that appears to cause a body circulating a centure to fly off its circular path. Of course, that depends on your frame of reference. Physicists say centrifugal force doesn't exist.

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Headhunter

2002/II (VG)

Esteban Ramirez: My friends, they call me the "Cyber Cowboy". Jack Wade: The rest of us call you asshole. Esteban Ramirez: That's good. Now I'll enjoy watching you die.

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HeadJam

2004

Edith Bowman: (during the Who's beard? round) That's not a beard, that's a half eaten doughnut!

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Headland

2005

Sasha Forbes: Everyone's carrying on because I slept with Will, but I'm not the married one, Heath, *he* is. Why should I get all the blame?

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Heads or Tails

2005

(from trailer) Blaze: Christ could raise the dead, how is it that I can too?

(from trailer) Anise: Don't go in there Dad, he's already dead. (from trailer)

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HealtH

1980

Bobby Hammer: The breast that feeds the baby rules the world.