Film Dialogue 6

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Brain Smasher... A Love Story

1993 (V)

Ed Malloy: Like me? You said before you love me! Sam Crain: I'd say anything to save the world.

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BrainWaves

1983

(last lines) Dr Schroder: The new arrivals: heart... liver... brain.

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Brand of Fear

1949

(To Tom Slade) Jimmy Wakely: I've collected a lot of useless information in my time, but up to now no news of you has reached me.

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B.R.A.T.S. of the Lost Nebula

1998

(Lavana hums) Lavana: So much pain and suffering. Zadam: Lavana what are you talking about? Lavana: The Shock. They're here. Zadam: Lavana! Get out of the way! (Lavana screams) Zadam: Is everyone okay? Mother: Yes we fine. Zadam: Lavana! Your wings... They're gone.

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Brave Fencer Musashiden

1998 (VG)

Musashi: Who did you say was puny? And why are you guys wearing such stupid costumes? Princess Fillet: Stupid costumes? Take that back! You... You little turd!

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Brave Little Tailor

1938

Peasant: Say, did you ever kill a giant? Mickey Mouse: I killed seven with one blow! Peasants: Seven?

Mickey Mouse: Whoopee! I'll cut him down to my size!

Mickey Mouse: Well, so long! I'll be seeing ya! I hope!

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Bravo

1998

Carlos Bravo: I don't gamble unless I am prepared to win.

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Bread and Roses

2000

Sam: We want bread. But we want roses too.

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Break Up

1998

Jimmy Dale: Momma, he tried to kill me! Mom: Well... that's none of my business.

County Sheriff #2: (talking to Ramsey about their hard investigation) Yeah... I could never go through what you guys go through, too much boulshit on top of boulshit.

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Breaker High

1997

(Sean impersonates Jimmy, by licking the plate) Jimmy Farrell: Wait a minute, that is HORRIBLY out of proportion. Everyone knows that I lick a plate counter-clockwise.

Sean Hanlon: You know, under these clothes I have the body of a Calvin Klein model. Girl: Yeah, Kate Moss.

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Breakfast Time

1983

Nicholas Parsons: (promoting his book "Egg On the Face") I've collected a whole lot of other broadcasting clangers and hiccups that have happened to other people, as well. And, of course, they usually happen on live shows and this is a live show so we'll find out what's going to happen today! Herself - Presenter: You're not seeing any of my boobs on television this morning.

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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

1984

Ozone: Girls are whack, man!

Rhonda: I want you to stay away from that girl!

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Breakin'

1984

Ozone: FOOL!

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Breaking the Code

1996 (TV)

Alan Turing: It's not breaking the code that matters--it's where you go from there.

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Breaking the Rules

1992

Gene Michaels: Hey man, I've got a rule: never question the intentions of anything over eight feet, okay?

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Breaking the Silence: The Making of 'Hannibal'

2001 (V)

Anthony Hopkins: Wherever we went, people were shouting 'Hannibal! Hannibal!' I Felt like Mick Jagger a bit, or Sting even. I never experienced that before.

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Breaking Up

1997

Monica: Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time space good evil the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things but maybe we don't maybe they're all relative.

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Breathing Lessons: The Life and Work of Mark O'Brien

1996

Mark O'Brien: Everybody becomes disabled unless they die first.

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Breathless

1983

Detective: "Don't F-U-C-K with the L.A.P.D."

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Brewster's Millions

1985

Monty Brewster: Gentlemen, do you think I'm a lowlife? Tailor: Oh no, Mr Brewster. Not with these clothes.

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Briar Patch

2003

Flowers: Please don't do that, Brer Fox. Edgar MacBeth: It ain't no fun to get your husband angry, if you ain't around to see it.

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Brides

2004

Norman Harris: Where are you from? Niki Douka: I am from a place I will never see again.

Niki Douka: (in Greek) You have such beautiful eyes. Norman Harris: What did you say? Niki Douka: It's smells like it's going to rain.

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Bridge of Dragons

1999

Warchyld: All men are killers. He just made me a good one.

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A Brief History of Time

1991

Stephen Hawking: I wanted to understand how the universe began.

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A Bright Shining Lie

1998 (TV)

John: It is not true that we are here to solve problems, sir. WE are the problem.

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Bring Me the Head of Geraldo Rivera

1989

Secretary: Can I help you, little miss nose ring?

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Bringing Rain

2003

Dakota Cunningham: So stop playing hero right fucking now!

Ori Swords: If I'm back here at a reunion in 20 years talking about how wonderful high school was, just shoot me.

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Britannic

2000 (TV)

Vera Campbell: I hate you for what you've done, but I cant let you die!

Sara Lewis: If that's his limb, where is the rest of him? William Lewis: Under your bed, all rotten and smelly!

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Brittle Glory

1997

Jack Steele: You're three minutes late you scheming pygmy!

Jack Steele: Sorry lies between shit and sympathy in the dictionary.

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Broadcast Bombshells

1995

Neil Rostentoski, Kendall's Old Friend: Yep, that's me, an artist, living in a town where they think culture is what you find at the bottom of a yogurt cup.

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Broadway Bill

1934

Dan Brooks: Doesn't anything ever change in this mausoleum? Alice Higgins: Yes. Bedspreads and underwear.

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Broadway Damage

1997

Cynthia: This place is FABULOUS! And I don't use the "F" word loosely.

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Broadway Melody of 1938

1937

Alice Clayton: Is he deaf? Jerry Jason: Well, he was the last time when I asked him for a raise.

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A Broadway Romeo

1931

Jack Benny: Come on, now. I never get fresh... at first.

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Broadway Serenade

1939

James: Lambchop, do you remember that wonderful, romantic honeymoon we never had? Mary: I remember it as though it were tomorrow.

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Brobot

2005

Roscoe: That robot came and menaced us, robotically!

Brobot: Hypothesis confirmed, you are a bitch!

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Brødre

2004

Michael: I will always love you. That is the only truth that remains. Life is neither right nor wrong, good or bad. But I love you. That's all I know.

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Broken Allegiance

2002

Calis: (to Korbain Thor) Vader must be really desperate hiring the likes of you. What's the matter? Couldn't he afford Boba Fett?

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Broken Blossoms or The Yellow Man and the Girl

1919

Narrator: Above all, Battling hates those not born in the same great country as himself.

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Broken English

1996

(Her thoughts on walking stoned and drunk among exploding bombs) Nina: I wanted to do what I wanted to do, no matter what. It was my moment of freedom.

(On the desire to have a baby) Clara: We want to make a little kiwi.

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Broken Vessels

1998

Jimmy: I like coke... you like coke? Yeah, things go better with coke.

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Broken

2003/I

Alexo: I don't believe in God, I'm not a religious man. But nature is nature. Even animals know who is male and who is female. But my son, he doesn't know... and that's stupidity.

Lubica: They own a house and spend the rest of their money on their lifestyle. They're living it up! If you ask me, I don't even know where restaurants or cafes are!

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Brooklyn Bound

2004

Danny: Jesus Christ Rob, all I'm doing here is trying to help you out. you, you know the only problem is I'm the only one trying. I been there for you like 6, 7 times? I go out of my way to let you know when things are getting out of hand? But you, no. not with Rob, Rob's got it all under control right Rob? Truth is you don't got dick under control Rob...

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Brookside: The Lost Weekend

1997 (V)

Callum Finnegan: Tell him to have the money by 6... no wait... the Simpsons are on then, make it 7.

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Brookside

1982

Beverly 'Bev' McLoughlin Gonzales Dixon: (making fun of Lindsey) She's gone from stealing pesetas to peeling potatoes.

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Brother Orchid

1940

Flo Addams: Johnny, Wait a minute. I want you to carry this with you. Little Johnny Sarto: What is it? Flo Addams: It's a rabbit's foot. A lucky charm. My uncle wore it for 32 years. Little Johnny Sarto: A lucky charm, eh? Where'd you get it? Flo Addams: From my mother. With her own hand she took it off of my uncle after they hung him.

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Brother

2000

Aniki Yamamoto: I understand "fucking Jap," asshole!

Denny: I love you Aniki! Wherever you at, man!

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Brothers in Arms

2005

Driscoll: Excuses are a dime a dozen... and not worth a plugged nickel.

Driscoll: No-one , I mean no-one crosses a Driscoll and lives to tell about it.

Zane: Everyone's gotta pay.

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Brothers in Law

1957

Foreword: If all the characters in this film were not fictitious - it would be alarming!

Clerk: "You start with a blue robing bag, sir. Then if you do good work for counsel, he'll give you a red one. If at the end of seven years you haven't been given a red bag - use a suitcase."

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Brothers in the Saddle

1949

Chito Rafferty: Drop the pistol or this one will start leaking lead!

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Brothers of the Frontier

1996 (TV)

Chewlynndit: The medicine man will help him. He's trying to restore harmony to his body.

Chewlynndit: I believe what my grandfather used to tell me: that eyes that meet the way ours did, and hold tightly, are meant to meet again... many times.

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Brothers

1984

Donald Maulpey: You big wet spot!

Joe Waters: Take your hands off your hips. You look like a faggot. Cliff Waters: I AM a faggot.

Donald Maulpey: (to Lou Waters) "Archibald Leach is Cary Grant's real name, you big dumb brown thing!"

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Brubaker

1980

Lillian Gray: You can't reform the system if you're not in it.

Henry Brubaker: I don't see playing politics with the truth.

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Bu san

2003

Japanese tourist: I'm Japanese. The man: Sayounara.

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Bucket of Blood

1995 (TV)

Art: You don't even remember your own poems - that's so... Goethe

Maxwell: Life is nothing but a homeless traveler on the RTD of art.

Older Woman: Darling, you reek of bohemia.

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Buddy

1997

Emma: It's enough to drive you to the nut house. Of course this place probably already is the nut house.

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Buena onda

1999

Yanet: You look like mom and dad: Black and white is bad... But gray is worse.

Yanet: Give me a signal.

Yanet: Sometimes my brain itches.

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Buffalo Dreams

2005 (TV)

Thomas Blackhorse: I need a job - a money job. John Blackhorse: I could teach you to be the next survivor.

Josh Townsend: You can get every channel if you have one of those.

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Buffalo Soldiers

1997 (TV)

Gen Pike: Keep your troops back, Captain Calhoun. Parade regulations - colored companies fifteen yards behind whites.

Sgt. Wyatt: When an enemy praises an enemy, the smart man listens.

(to a Buffalo Soldier) Victorio: Why do you murder my people for those who made you less than cattle.

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Buffy Down Under

1996 (V)

Gary: There was a girl in here lookin' for you before. That bloody dick of yours'll get ya' into big trouble one day, mate!

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Bug Buster

1998

(Three separate groups meet up in a mine) General George S. Merlin: For an abandoned mine, it sure is crowded.

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Bug Juice

1998

Wazi: You really can't do anything without friends to back you up.

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Bug

2002/I

Norman: Fuck you! I'm tolerant!

Dwight: (on fortune in fortune cookie) Norman is an ass.

Dwight: (holds up a wad of cash) Would a doomed man have a wad this thick?

Ernie: In... sensite! You're an insensite!

Johnston: *Relent* goddammit, you smug son of a bitch!

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Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips

1944

Japanese Soldier: Eh, what's up, honorable doc?

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Bugs Bunny's Christmas Carol

1979 (TV)

(Bugs kisses Sam) Yosemite Sam: I hates a-kissing. Bah humbug.

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Bugsy and Mugsy

1957

Rocky: That'll teach ya to get any ideers.

Rocky: I don't know how yas done it but I know yas done it!!!!!

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Bugsy Malone

1976

Tallulah: I like my men at my feet.

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Bull

2000

Alison Jeffers: There're two kinds of men on Wall Street: standard and poor.

Corey Granville: Money is like manure, it's worthless unless you spread it around.

Robert "Ditto" Roberts III: I may be crazy, but I'm not nuts.

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Bulldog Drummond's Peril

1938

Phyllis Clavering: And this was supposed to be our wedding day. Capt Hugh 'Bulldog' Drummond: Oh, I'm sorry, darling, but if there's a registery office still open. Col Neilson: And if there isn't, you'll probably break into one!

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Bulldog Drummond's Secret Police

1939

'Tenny' Tennison: (as spikes descend upon them) Pardon me, sir, but we're in for a spot of trouble.

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A Bullet in the Arse

2003

Curly: The only thing about killing you I don't like is I can only do it once.

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Bullet to Beijing

1995

Alexei: I'm not being overly dramatic, Mr Palmer, when I say the fate of the world is in your hands.

(Toasting his host at the strip club) Harry Palmer: Here's to capitalism and big tits.

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Bullseye!

1990

(Lipton knocks his door and the entire front of the house collapses around him; the hole where the door was saves him from certain death. He wanders away dazed. Willie pulls up in her car) Willie: What's wrong? Lipton: I come from a broken home.

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Bulmyeolui Lee Soon-shin

2004

(repeated line) Won Kyun: (threat to subordinates) Do you wish to die?

Toyotomi Hideyoshi: (to Tokugawa Ieyasu, among many others) Do you have a death wish?

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Bunker Hill Bunny

1950

Yosemite Sam: I'm a Hessian without no aggression.

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Bunty Aur Babli

2005

DCP Dashrath Singh: Tell me joke... Non-veg.

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Burden of Dreams

1982

Werner Herzog: Without dreams we would be cows in a field, and I don't want to live like that. I live my life or I end my life with this project.

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Burganim, Ha-

2000

Nina: Nafal li ha'internet al harosh (The internet fell on my head)

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Burglar

1987

Dr Cynthia Sheldrake: There is a DISTINCT difference between killing someone and fucking them!

(To the man who just tried to kill her by drowning) Bernice Bernie Rhodenbarr: You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!

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Buried Alive II

1997 (TV)

Randy Riskin: It could be raining brains and you wouldn't get wet.

(as the boat is sinking) Randy Riskin: Whaddya want me to do? Call 911?

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Buried Alive

1990/II (TV)

Cortland 'Cort' van Owen: Oh great, we've got Jason upstairs and Cujo in the front yard.

Clint Goodman: Honey, I'm home!

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Burl's

2003

(last lines) Narrator: As for my Father... Well, let's just say... His worst fears came true.

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Burning Secret

1988

Baron: Perhaps we may go exploring instead. Edmond: Where to? Baron: That's the fun of exploring. One never knows where to.

Mrs Tuchman: It seems the deepest love affairs are those left unfulfilled. Baron: Therein lies a tragedy. Mrs Tuchman: Not at all. To consummate love is to make it mortal.

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Burnside

2000

Dealer: Where's your warrent? Burnside: In the post.

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Bushmen

2004

Medianto: They know everything! Chief Bushman: What "everything" are you referending to?

Chief Bushman: Don't worry, Rummage. I'll handle my own strategery.

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Butter

1998

Rick Damon: Never too big... 8-Ball: To say hello.

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BUtterfield 8

1960

Gloria Wandrous: Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time.

Mrs Jescott: Vulgarity has its uses.

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Butterflies Are Free

1972

Jill: I could love you if you'd let me.

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Butterfly Kiss

1995

Eunice: I know I'm a bad person Miriam: Don't be daft. There's no such thing as a bad person.

Eunice: Killing people is nothing. I've done much worse than kill people.

Miriam's Mom: If you never go out, you'll never do no evil.

Eunice: Evil is in your heart, if you don't go out, you'll never get away from it.

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Buud Yam

1997

Female Tuareg: What is he? A prince, or a horsethief? Male Tuareg: What does it matter? He is alive.

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Buzz

2000

Mista Mo: Good, better, best, never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better best.

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Byron Bay

2000

Lj: WHO STOLE MY F***IN VODKA

LJ: Who stole my f***in Vodka?!

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Byron

2003 (TV)

Annabella Milbanke: What did you mean when you said you've done evil? Lord Byron: Nothing, I was bored.

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Cab Waiting

1931

Jack Benny: You know, I got a black eye once for kissing the bride. Miss Mills: Why, I thought it was customary to kiss the bride after the ceremony. Jack Benny: Yeah, well, this was two years after.

Jack Benny: Say, your mother likes you, doesn't she, Gonky? Algonquin Jones: Oh, yes, sir. Jack Benny: Oh, so she's the one!

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Cactus Makes Perfect

1942

Ma Stooge: (sobbing) Goodbye boys, here's five dollars. Curly: Thanks! Ma Stooge: (angrily) You would take it! (Ma smacks Curly)

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Cage

2005

Lumpy: I like you telling me stories, Carrie.

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Caged Fury

1989

Kathie Collins: I've never been this close to a violent person.

Warden Sybil Thorn: This Spanish-speaking gentleman will question you privately, to see if you're eligible for early release.

Spyder: Welcome to the Quiet Room.

Dirk Ramsey: Gotta see a man about a war.

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Caged Hearts

1995

George Delvin: Get rid of your pity and compassion for the guilty!

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Caged Heat 3000

1995

Ruggs: Cut her up real slow.

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Caged Heat II: Stripped of Freedom

1994

Amanda: I never get personally involved.

Paula: I am not your bluebird in a cage.