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Gloria Estefan: The Evolution Tour

1996 (TV)

Gloria Estefan: And whatever it is your heart desires, please go for it, it's yours to have.

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Gloria Estefan's Caribbean Soul: The Atlantis Concert

2000 (TV)

Performer: Welcome to the biggest Caribbean party.

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Gloria

1999

Kevin: Sean, if you were any dumber, I'd have to water you.

Nicholas 'Nicky' Nuñez: I like sleeping with you. Gloria: You're not the first guy to tell me that.

Gloria: You know, women got the greatest gift in the world. All they got to do is fall in love, and some guy just takes care of them.

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Glykia symmoria

1983

Marina: Are you nuts? What have you done? Sofia: I killed him a bit.

Argiris: And this motherfucking sun never sets.

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A Gnome Named Gnorm

1992

Gnorm: Make her toes curl...

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Go Further

2003

Woody Harrelson: Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. In fact, it's the only thing that ever has.

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Go Into Your Dance

1935

Molly Howard, aka Lucille Thompson: What happened? Dorothy Wayne: Well, man meets girl, girl meets husband, husband meets man, man meets sidewalk.

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Go West

1925

Friendless: Do you need any cowboys today?

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Goat on Fire and Smiling Fish

1999

Clive Winter: Slow it down. I said, slow... it... down. I mean, slow it way, way down. Aw, 'cause the trip is real quick.

Chris Remi: Come on by, I'll do your taxes.

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Gobble

1997 (TV)

Mr George Henderson, Colin's boss: Nice theory. There's only one thing wrong with it. It's bollocks.

Geoffrey Lester, Agriculture Minister: Right. Now let's get this anarchy organized.

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God Is in the T.V.

1999 (V)

Marilyn: I like drugs--Give me a hug! Now, that's poetry!

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God Rot Tunbridge Wells

1985 (TV)

Georg Friedrich Handel: I do not think that I have been truly corruptible. I may have, yes, have been... pagan ... in spirit, but I have always known there is more sincerity in religion than politics. More truth also.

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God Squad!

2002

Greg: I'll have you know I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I've been trained in all aspects of hand-to-hand combat. I can break both of your necks inside of eight seconds... you ready to meet Jesus, boys?

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Goddess of Love

1988 (TV)

Venus: I am not here for your cold roast chicken. I am here for your love.

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Goede tijden, slechte tijden

1990

Wendy Hafkamp: Oh, Nina, this is the new owner of Scala. Nina Sanders: Well, you can do something about the menu card, there's nothing on it. Jack Woods: That's because you look at the wrong side, the child's menu is on the back side.

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Gog

1954

Dr Zeitman: Science is never frightening, Miss Merritt.

David Sheppard: (to Joanna who is in a hospital bed) The doctor says it isn't serious, just too much radiation.

Dr Van Ness: Can you hold off the robots until we get there?

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Goin' Down to South Park

1999 (TV)

Trey Parker: (after the hot tub went on by itself) Everyone says, "It's always good for Trey and Matt" but then our hot tub just goes on by itself.

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Going Down

2003/I

Travis: Smoke that train.

Travis: I'll kiss yours if you kiss mine.

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Going for Gold

1987

Presenter: Olaf, you're playing catch up.

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Going in Style

1979

Joe: No tinhorn joint like this could ever hold me.

Willie: Joe... What if we get shot? (silence) Joe: What's the difference?

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Going My Way

1944

Father Fitzgibbons: A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.

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Going Overboard

1989

General Noriega: ... you left over worthless kangaroo vomit!

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Going Postal

1999

Christian: If you're a dork, and you don't do anything, you're still just a dork. But if you're a dork, and you do some weird wacky shit -- like buy a postal jeep, you can transcend dorkiness, you become something more... you become... eccentric.

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Going to Kansas City

1998

Carly: Can I get you something? Mikko: Sure, anything.

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Going Under

1990

Tour Guide: Here's where our nation's leaders take mommy and daddy's tax dollars and turn them into machines of global destruction

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Gojira tai Biorante

1989

(on creating Biollante) Dr Shiragami: I think now I might have made a mistake.

Col Gondo: All that intravenous stuff's no good for you. Stick to smoking.

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Gojira VS Desutoroia

1995

(after Godzilla Junior dies) Miki Saegusa: I think this is going to be Godzilla's last fight.

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Gokiburi-tachi no tasogare

1987

Ochiro: So it's come down to this... total war. But you know what? I'm going to survive it. I feel certain about that. Hans: Maybe so. I hope so. Then when it's all over you and I can settle things between us.

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Gokudô kyôfu dai-gekijô: Gozu

2003

Innkeeper: Ooh... (Minami hides his privates between his legs) There's no need to hide something as fine and dandy as that!

Ozaki: Your wiener looks like Frankenstein's.

Ozaki: Die, motherfucker!

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Gol Maal

1979

Deven Varma: First I thought I could direct your movie myself but now I think we have to get some big director from some hit movie; because their is no logic in your story anymore.

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Gold Dust Gertie

1931

Gertrude 'Gertie' Dale: There's no use in trying to horse little Gertie around. I was born in Arizona and I know my ponies.

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Gold Mine In the Sky

1938

Mugsy Malone, Jailbird: Whatcha in for, sister? Cody Langham: Moider. What's your rap? Spud Grogan, Jailbird: Tryin' to snatch the quintuplets. Cody Langham: Oh, in the wholesale business, huh?

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Golden Boy

1939

Eddie Fuseli: This your girl? Lorna Moon: I'm my mother's girl.

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GoldenEye: Rogue Agent

2004 (VG)

HK Triad Boss: Goldfinger pays me well... but Dr No pays me better.

Dr Julius No: (to troops) Bring me the *omen*!

Dr Julius No: I could have been easily more then your eye!

Pussy Galore: (about to have sex with Goldeneye) I *love* autopilot!

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Golf Punks

1998

Jack: (looks at the written figure of the fees for joining a sports club) Oh another digit and it could almost be a telephone number.

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Gone Are the Days!

1963

Charlie Cotchipee: Idella, sometimes I think I oughta run away from home. Idella Landy: I know, but you already tried that, honey.

Ol' Cap'n Cotchipee: Now Gitlow would cut off his right arm for you if you were to ask him. Wouldn't ya, Git? Gitlow Judson: Uh, you the boss, Boss.

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Gone in 60 Seconds

1974

Hawkins: You know something, Vicinski, I bet five more cars have been stolen in just the time I've been here. Maindrian Pace: No, I don't think so, Hawkins. Good night.

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Gone in the Night

1996 (TV)

Cindi Dowaliby: Don't tell us what we can't do, Andy. Tell us what we can.

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Gong fu xiao zi

1977

Hoi: You said give to the poor. Let's go find some more of them.

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Good Day for a Hanging

1959

Ruth Granger: Eddie is just a boy. Tom was killed by a hardened criminal. Ben Cutler: Do you think this kid is any less hardened? Since when is a young rattlesnake any less poisonous than an old one?

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Good Luck

1996

Tony 'Ole' Olezniak: She wants to do things to me they don't even do in CUBA!

Tony 'Ole' Olezniak: I dunno... maybe I need a balls check, myself.

Tony 'Ole' Olezniak: Do you remember the Donner Party? I'm not going to starve to death in the freakin' woods!"

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A Good Man in Africa

1994

Kojo: You're a good man, Mr Leafy. Morgan Leafy: You think so? Well, better late than never.

Dr Alex Murray: Show me the man who is completely content, and I'll show you the lobotomy scar.

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Good Morning, World

1967

DeWolfe: I ran this station like I ran my ship. DJs: AGROUND

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Good News

1930

Beef: I'll knock you so flat, they could play you on a Victrola.

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Good Scouts

1938

Huey: Goodnight... Dewey: ... Unca... Louie: ... Donald.

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Goodbye Gemini

1970

David Curry: You and I should feel like two old tombstones, my dear. If we're not careful, someone might come up and inscribe us.

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Goodbye, Mr Chips

2002 (TV)

Mr Chipping: (to new headmaster) Must all your movements be towards lower standards?

Mr Chipping: ... individuals are not nations...

Max Staefel: Distance lends enchantment to the view.

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Goodbye to You

2001

Mike DeCarlo: Kyle, you're twenty one! Go get a license! Kyle: I got, like, five... they just ain't mine.

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Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland

1996 (VG)

The Man: Ya know, Horrorland may seem like a dark, scary, and frightning place BECAUSE IT IS!

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Gordy

1995

Cousin Jake: Pigs are intelligent animals, and this one is real smart. Boy, I bet his I.Q. is as high as mine! Luke MacAllister: Oh, poor thing!

Gilbert Sipes: Go play your banjo, Goober! Luke MacAllister: Banjo... Gooober?

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GoreGoyles: First Cut

2003 (V)

Uncle Dodo: You won't get out of this one with every piece of your mind!

Uncle Dodo: Where's the clitoris?

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Gorf

1981 (VG)

Game Voice: You will meet a Gorfian doom.

Game Voice: All hail the supreme Gorfian empire.

Game Voice: Long live Gorf.

(In "attract" mode) Game Voice: I devour coins.

Game Voice: Some galactic defender you are.

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Gorilla at Large

1954

Sgt. Garrison: You've always been this alert, Shaughnessy? Shaughnessy: Always on my toes! Sgt. Garrison: Well, get off 'em. You're a cop, not a ballet dancer.

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Gorotica

1993

Carrie: Death is a funny thing, but nobody's ever laughing.

Carrie: I've never had one this fresh before.

Neil: Look, he's my friend, and I say we cut him up.

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Gostya iz budushchego

1985 (mini)

Alisa: You've probably never been in love. Yulya: How about you? Alisa: I forgot.

Fima Korolyov: All grandmothers like me because I have good appetite.

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Göta kanal

1981

Janne: Now, Good damned it! Now it's war! Janne: Now they have put shit into the blue cupboard!

Björn H: son Larsson: Hey, you bloody Turk! Greek Boatbuyer: Turk? I'm Greek!

Janne: Hey, have you seen? He has bought old wine!

Gustav: What do they do here?

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Goth

2003 (V)

Goth: (Goth explains the "rules" of being a Goth) Rule number one; embrace the darkness. Rule number two; kill your fear. And rule number three; live for death.

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A Gothic Romance

2004

Alice: Perry, tell me that bizarre female hierarchy of yours again. Perry: Um, well... women, women with accents, and goths. But I'm not picky.

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Gothic

1986

Byron: And here I thought you that contradiction in terms: an intelligent woman!

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Grace

2005

Gabby: Sometimes it's easier to blame others than to just accept the randomness of this.

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Graffiti Rock

1984 (TV)

Host: Don't try this on your dad's stereo - only under hip hop supervision.

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Grand Canyonscope

1954

Ranger Woodlore: Spread out a little, folks. This is Cinemascope

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A Grand Day Out with Wallace and Gromit

1989

Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house!

Wallace: Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese! (Looks at "Cheese Holidays" magazine, then out window) Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese...

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Grand serpent du monde, Le

1999

Tom: You've never seen the Mississippi. You've never seen it. You've never crossed the desert. Space. When you're driving towards Mexico, when you're driving through space, God is sitting beside you. You are God.

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Grand Slam

1978 (TV)

Glyn Lloyd-Evans: (referring to the bidet) So, what's this then, Maldwyn? Maldwyn Pugh: Well, it's em... er... well... Glyn Lloyd-Evans: Well? Maldwyn Pugh: It's where you... wash your... small things and... stuff!

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Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

2005 (VG)

Toshiko Kasen: Do you think I'm a bad person, Mister Toni? Toni Cipriani: Well, princess, I ain't exactly a saint.

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Grand Theft Auto

1977

(last lines) Paula Powers: So, what do you think, where are we on our 50th anniversary? Sam Freeman: Right here. I will never leave the car! Paula Powers: Whoa! (kisses him)

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Grande illusion, La

1937

Lieutenant Maréchal: The theater's too deep for me. I prefer bicycling.

Lieutenant Rosenthal: Frontiers are an invention of men. Nature doesn't give a hoot.

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Grandma's House

1989

Boy at Pool: If I had a sister like that, I'd boff her!

David: This is her underwear, I could make you eat them!

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Gräset sjunger

1981

(Muller and the police discover Mary's bloody body) Charlie Muller: What do you know about this? Tony Marston: Well, it's kind of hard to say. But I've got sort of an idea... Charlie Muller: An idea? In this country, we don't like ideas. We like facts.

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Grass Roots

2000

Col Dunkley: (his response to any complaint) Leave it with me, I'll make it my top priority.

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Gravedale High

1990

Max Schneider: (Mr.Schneider has everyone in his class outside the school sing the Gravedale High during the opening theme) Please take a seat now we're dying to meet.

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Graveyard Shift

1990

(Tucker reports on the huge rat holes he's seen) Tucker Cleveland: I don't mind telling you, this place is infested.

Nordello: This'll teach you to FIRE ME!

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Great Pretenders

1999

Host: (to the audience, at the start of almost every episode) ... Let me hear you SCREAM!

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Greed

1999

Host: Are you greedy enough?

Host: We'll be back in two n' two.

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Green Card

1990

Brontë Mitchell Faure: We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married.

(trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges) Brontë Mitchell Faure: You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you know what trouble you've gotten me into? Do you?

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Green Day: Bullet in a Bible

2005 (V)

Billie Joe Armstrong: My name is George W. Bush. Actually, my name is Asshole.

Tre Cool: Orange mocha frappucino!

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Green Eyes

1934

Roger Hall: After all, death isn't so terrible to the one it strikes. It's those of us who live on, safe and protected in body and spirit who suffer. Don't you think?

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Greener

2004

Richard Kahn: Honey, if we ingore our problems, they'll go away... You know that.

Heather Wegman: Everybody chases something.

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Greenfingers

2000/I

Georgina: That's what I like about plants - they don't answer back.

Colin: Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm about to f*** up. So what else is new?

Fergus Wilks: (Waking up and seeing the flower on the nightstand, then seeing Colin) What's that old thing doing back here? Colin: It wasn't ready for the outside world.

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Greetings

1968

Jon Rubin: You've heard of 'Pop Art' right? Well this is 'Peep Art'.

Jon Rubin: Like the fisherman who keeps a list of areas where fishing is especially good, the peeper has in mind a number of particularly livley places to which he returns... hmmm

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Grim

2004

War: Well, how 'bout it? Famine: Ok. Let's see... I'm young. I'm Jewish. And my parents are dead.

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Grips, Grunts and Groans

1937

Moe: What's a matter, kid, ya nervous? Curly: Nooo, I'm scared.

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Gross Misconduct

1993/II (TV)

Roy Spencer: You can live here, and be buried here. Or you can play hockey.

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Grotten van Han van Vloten, De

2003

(Naked Han is stopped by the cleaning lady) Werkster: I warn you! I'll vacuum clean him right off.

(Van Vloten fails at buck-vaulting) Gymleraar: Are we going to experience it yet Van Vloten, or did you take root there?

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Growing Pains: Return of the Seavers

2004 (TV)

(Mike's phone rings with the first six notes of the theme song) Carol Seaver: Ugh, that is *so* annoying!

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GTO: Great Teacher Onizuka

1999

Thug: You're Yakuza, aren't you? What "family" are you with? Eikichi Onizuka: Class 2-C, idiot.

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Guantanamera

1995

Adolfo: There are always problems. And there are always solutions.

Candido: Loneliness is the worst sort of hungry.

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Guerra del ferro - Ironmaster, La

1983

Vuud: You won, Ala, but one day there will be another Vuud.

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Guerrieri dell'anno 2072, I

1984

Commentator: Take a good look at these contestants, because for these men violent death is just seconds away.

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Guilty as Sin

1993

David Greenhill: See, people like us Miriam, we're - we're warm. But she's a - she's an attorney.

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Guilty by Suspicion

1991

David Merrill: (to the Blacklist Committee) Fuck them!

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Gulag

1985 (TV)

Matvei: So, are you ready to sign the papers today? Mickey Almon: If you blow me.

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Gummi-Tarzan

1981

The crane driver: There is always something you're good at. You just have to figure out what it is.

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Gump Fiction

1995 (V)

Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know you're dead meat!

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Shoot, Forrest, shoot!! Forrest Gump: I gotta pee!

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Did ya get'im, Forrest? Forrest Gump: I wounded him in the buttocks.

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A Gun, a Car, a Blonde

1997

Jade: How can I hold anything against you when you hold me against you?

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Gun Belt

1953

Billy Ringo: Anyone who doesn't want to hang can step out and get shot!

Hoke: Anybody can die in bed.

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Gun for a Coward

1957

The Preacher: The Good Book speaks a lot of words at a time like this. But I don't think Harry Keough knew too many of them. He wasn't old enough... or calmed enough.

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A Gunfight

1971

Abe Cross: You stay the hell away from me, ya hear?

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Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

1957

Wyatt Earp: There's always a man faster on the draw than you are, and the more you use a gun, the sooner you're gonna run into that man.

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