Film Dialogue 58

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'G' Men

1935

Jeff McCord: They're in that circle somewhere. James 'Brick' Davis: Only six states. We've got them cornered.

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G: MT Greenwich Mean Time

1999

Charlie: Look.. shut up.. be still and focus on the glass pyramid across the wharf. You're in the lift, now your going up, in front of you is a big red stop button, what do you do? Do you continue you to your way to the top? Or live out your life in total ignorance?

Charlie: Death is an absolute, their ain't nothing absolute about life. Anytime you want out the door is always open.

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G-Sale

2003

Angela Cocci: It was like a massive panic attack. But in a good way.

Clayton Fenwick: ... now everybody will think we're dead! Xavier Fenwick: That's not necessarily a bad thing, Pops.

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G

2002

Summer G: Don't let nobody take nothin' from you; handle your business...

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Gaam yuk fung wan

1987

41671: Be tolerant - you gain peace and calm. Be humble - you reach new horizon.

41671: I always talk so loud. I talk loud. Doesn't mean I'm rude. Sir!

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Gacy

2003

John Wayne Gacy, Jr: Fuck off, douchebag!

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Gaia gensouki

1994 (VG)

Freedan: Will, I've been waiting a long time for you to come. I am Freedan. I am eternal.

Kara: (about her pet pig, Hamlet) He's got some sort of pig power...

Kara: (about Neil) This person stinks...

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Gaily, Gaily

1969

Francis X. Sullivan: Ahh, he's stone cold dead.

Ben Harvey: It all sex and money! Sex and money!

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Galaxy of Terror

1981

Alluma: Aren't you afraid? Cabren: Too scared to be.

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Gallagher: Overboard

1987 (TV)

Audience: Go overboard, Gallagher! Gallagher: (grins) No.

Gallagher: Sometimes I think TWA means "Traveling With Arabs". So I fly Delta, which means "Don't Even Let Them Aboard"!

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Galloping Galaxies!

1985

SID: (after a member of the crew has merged with a can of cola) The poor chap doesn't know whether he's a human being or a fizzy drink!

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Galloping Thunder

1946

Smiley Burnette: I'm your huckleberry.

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Gambit

1966

Nicole Chang: I'm sorry, Émile. It's for the best. I'm sure you can find something honest to do with all that old Mongolian clay.

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Gambling Lady

1934

Detective: C'mon, girly. Put on your hairnet. We're going places.

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Game On

1995

Matthew Malone: I'm on the streets, I'm in the gutter, Its years since I've had, bread and butter.

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Gamebrain

1997 (V)

Tim: What the hell is that and how do I kill it?

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Gamera 2: Region shurai

1996

Hanatani: (watching Gamera being attacked by a swarm of the Symbiotic Legion creatures) "And He asked him, 'What is thy name?' And he answered, saying, 'My name is Legion, for we are many." Colonel Watarase: The Bible? Hanatani: Mark 5: 9. Colonel Watarase: "Legion".

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Gamera tai Shinkai kaijû Jigura

1971

Kenny: Ah, Gamera! Helen: I don't like monsters. Kenny: Gamera is the friend of all children! Helen: Is he really?

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Gamesmaster

1992

Dominik Diamond: If Uri Geller was a spoon, would he be bent?

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GameSpot TV

2003

(Analyzing "The Lord of the Rings" video game characters) Himself: And you know what? Hobbits suck at fighting.

(Describing video game characters) Herself: Well, he's wearing pants now. Himself: Or is he?

(Bad English from video game Zero Wing) Computer voice: All your base are belong to us.

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Gamezville

2003

Darren & Jamie: Where do you come for the best in hardcore gaming action? Everybody: GAMEZVILLE!

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Gamle mænd i nye biler

2002

Ludvig: Well, I lived with my mother till I was twelve. Mille: I thought you said she died when you were nine. Ludvig: Yes, she did. (pause) Mille: Oh you're so sweet...

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Gandahar

1988

Sylvain: My quest began with a riddle. 'In a thousand years, Ganhadar will be destroyed. A thousand years ago, Ganhadar will be saved and what can't be avoided will be.

Blaminhoe: We have lived in peace so long, we've neglected the possiblity of evil and we may have forgotten how to fight it.

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Gankutsuou

2004

Albert: It's just a game, right... Count?

Count of Monte Cristo: My solitude has ceased to be solitude. I am surrounded by the goddesses of revenge.

Count of Monte Cristo: Another one down.

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Garam Masala

2005

Mambo: He called me a "sala"! ("Sala" in Hindi means "bastard") Mac: You're from a different region - here, "sala" has a different meaning! Mambo: Really? What does it mean here then? Mac: It means... it means... the wife's brother!

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Garden of Evil

1954

Luke Daly: What is she trying to prove? Fiske: That one of us is a hero or a fool. Luke Daly: Well, anyway, it's her funeral. I don't go to any but my own.

Hooker: A cross isn't a bad thing to see... it can be beautiful. And everybody has one.

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Garden

1971/I

Amy Michelle Smith: It seems to me if you really cared for me, you would just say so instead of playing hard-to-get. Oh, look, you cut yourself. Poor baby. Well, now that my compassion is set forth out of the way, I expect to get paid.

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Garfield's Thanksgiving

1989 (TV)

Jon Arbuckle: (it's Thanksgiving morning and the second day of Garfield's diet) (cheerful) Good morning, Garfield. Sleep well? (Garfield hisses with claws drawn)

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Gargoyle

2004 (V)

Ty "Griff" Griffin: (to Wells) I wounded it. But, I want that thing dead. Now (turns and points to someone off camera) get me the goddamned flame thrower!

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Gargoyles: The Goliath Chronicles

1996

Goliath: 1000 Years ago, we lived in a world that understood our purpose. It was the age of Gargoyles. 10 Centuries later, we awoke to a world bent on our destruction. Somehow, we never lost hope. And today, we come full circle. A new age has begun. And we live, again.

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Garô Densetsu 3: Haruka-naru tatakai

1995 (VG)

Jin Chonshu: Call me Jin Chon Shu. Why? 'Cause that's my name, fool!

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Gas, Food Lodging

1992

Darius: Well it's like Adam and Eve. He was fine grooving in paradise, but Eve wanted something scary. She wanted the fucking edge. She wanted to jump off cliffs just so she could see what it was like to fall.

Trudi: I'd kick you in the balls if you had any.

Shade: In his arms I knew who I was. Shade. Just Shade. I was more than enough.

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Gate Keepers

2001

Miu Manazuru: Excuse me, but did you say something about a pickle?

(repeated line) Shun Ukiya: Vacuum missile! (repeated line) Various characters: Gate Open!

Reiji: What's wrong with toying with you? What's wrong with killing you? Well, you maggots trampled my feelings when I was a child. I'LL CRUSH YOU ALL TO DEATH!

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Gatti rossi in un labirinto di vetro

1975

Paulette Stone: I was like you... before this friend of mine ripped out my eye playing doctor with me... leaving an empty socket.

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Gatto a nove code, Il

1971

Carlo Giordani: Do you know how many people are together right now making love this very second? Anna Terzi: No. Carlo Giordani: 780 on the average. Really. (pause) I don't know if you're aware of it or not, but that was an invitation.

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Gatto nero, Il

1981

(Sergeant Wilson sees Jill coming out of an underground crypt) Sergeant Wilson: Miss, let me give you some advice, don't go down there anymore. Jill Trevers: Why not? Sergeant Wilson: My Grandad used to tell me that the dead like to be left alone. There're not very hospitable.

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Geek Maggot Bingo

1983

Dr Frankenberry: From these raw materials shall emerge the first great specimen of genius: A Homo Superior! Geeko: A homo!

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Gei ba ba de xin

1995

(In front of 3 agressive bad boys) Kung Wei: You'd better go, Johnny. Johnny Kung: I wanna stay with you, pa'. Kung Wei: You're sure? Johnny Kung: You bet!

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Gekijô-ban poketto monsutâ: Maboroshi no pokemon: Rugia bakutan

1999

Ash Ketchum: It's times like these that I wish I had been named Bob.

Slowking (shivering) : I could use some pants.

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Gene Autry and The Mounties

1951

Gene Autry: Say, you're not as dumb as you look! Scat Russell: I couldn't be and live!

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General von Döbeln

1942

General von Döbeln: I am a soldier, not a murderer! Marianne Skjöldebrand: What is the difference?

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Generation Jets

2003

Jessica: Sweet! Check out that top. I wonder if they got it in "jet" green.

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Gensô suikoden II

1998 (VG)

Viktor: Even if it's to save your life, there are some things you just don't do.

Nina: Omigosh he was *so* cool! It's as if he was, like, fighting just for me!

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Gensô suikoden III

2002 (VG)

(Having listened to Ace blather on for the umpteenth time.) Joker: You really are annoying to listen to all day.

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Gensô suikoden

1996 (VG)

Maas: A fine collection of tools you have here.

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Gentleman Jim

1942

Victoria Ware: (after being kissed by Corbett) Fine way for a gentleman to behave. James J. Corbett aka Gentleman Jim: Oh, darling, that gentleman stuff never fooled you, did it? I'm no gentleman. Victoria Ware: In that case, I'm no lady. (they kiss again)

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Gentleman's Agreement

1947

Phil Green: You want the moon! John Minify: yeah!... with parsley.

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A Gentleman's Game

2001

Timmy Price: : Well maybe I could hit some balls up here and you could give me some tips. Foster Pearse: : Who do I look like, Mr Miyagi? Wax on, wax off, oh yes Timmy-sun I could give you some pointers.

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Gentlemen Marry Brunettes

1955

Connie Jones: Dreams?! I'm having nightmares in Cinemascope!

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Gents Without Cents

1944

(After Curly says Niagara Falls) Moe: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch...

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George and Martha

1999

George: Hello? Martha: George, there you are! George: How did you find me? Martha: I'm your best friend, George. I always know where to find you

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George of the Jungle

1967

George: Look! White man set up camp in jungle! Ape Named Ape: (deep sigh) Well, there goes the neighborhood!

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George Shrinks

2000

Elevator Operator: Bonjour. Floor? Harold Shrinks: (looking down at the floor of the elevator) Ooooooh, yes. Very nice... tile-y!

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Georgia

1995

Georgia: What are you drinking? Sadie: You know me. Whatever is cheap or free.

Sadie: In the dark we're all scared. We're all scared, and there are more of us all the time.

Georgia: I want to know what you do locked away in that bathroom for half an hour.

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Georgy Girl

1966

Meredith: I'll tell you what this pregnancy's taught me: It's taught me to look like the back end of a bus and sit around every night with nothing to do!

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Geschichte vom weinenden Kamel, Die

2003

Ikchee: The last baby camel still hasn't come today. Odgoo: Perhaps tomorrow then.

Ugna: Mama, if the baby doesn't get its milk from its mother will it die ? Odgoo: Don't say such a thing, my son.

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Get a Life

1990

Chris Peterson: (to a rival in his male modeling class) What's that? You had a *butt* lift?

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Get Christie Love

1974

Christie Love: You under arrest, Sugar.

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Get Fresh

1986

Gilbert the Alien: If music be the food of love, put that piano in batter!

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Get Up, Stand Up

2003 (mini)

Bob Geldof: Bono as we all know, is in love with the world, he's enamoured by it. I'm enraged by it. He wants to give the world a great big hug, I want to punch its lights out.

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Getting It Right

1989

Joan: Gavin ... don't worry so much about being loved. Worry about loving. It's ever so much more important.

Gavin: My mum says she's worth her weight in gold. Jenny: Ooh, in that case, she must be very valuable indeed.

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Ghost of Hidden Valley

1946

Fuzzy Q. Jones: Hey, why didn't you wait until I got back? You know I enjoy a good fight. Billy Carson: Sorry, Fuzzy, but our friend wanted immediate service.

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Ghost Stories

1997/I

Narrator: Come with me to a place of wondrous contradictions. A place that is silent and unstirring yet is restless and alive. A place of untold peace and boundless dread. Come with me into the very cradle of darkness where those who dwell, dwell alone!

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Ghost Story

1981

Eva: I will take you places you've never been. I will show you things that you have never seen and I will see the life run out of you.

Eva: Dance with me, you little toad.

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Ghost Town

1988

Dealer: Time is all we got in Cruz Del Diablo. Your future will wait 'til you get there. It's the past you can't do anything about.

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Ghostbusters

1986

(repeated line) Jake Kong, Eddie Spencer: Let's go go, Ghostbusters! (slaps each other five high on the ceiling and then run into the Skelevator)

Jeepie: Hey, w-w-what do I look like? A t-trampoline!

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Ghostkeeper

1981

Marty: Some authentic country rustic. When's the whittlin' start?

Marty: I'm a lawyer. I'm in control.

Marty: I never could defend a man who made less than 75 grand.

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Ghosts... of the Civil Dead

1988

Maynard: Officer, come here. I wanna spit in your fucking eye!

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Ghosts on the Loose

1943

Glimpy: Hey, why can't I sing in da quartet? I used to sing in a quartet wit' six members!

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Ghosts

1997/I

Maestro: Did I scare you?

Mayor: You're weird. You're strange. I don't like you.

Maestro: But did we have a good time here? Hello?!

Maestro: Are we going somewhere? Hello?! It's too late. You're my guests.

Maestro: I tell you what. We'll play a game. Anybody here like games? Hello?! Game time!

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Ghoulies

1985

Dick: They call me Dick, but you can call me... Dick.

(Mike falls over while trying to breakdance) Mike: I think I broke my head. Eddie: (standing over Mike) Oh, thank God. I thought that you actually hurt yourself.

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G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise!

1986 (TV)

Serpentor: There can be no negotiation, you insignificant microbe!

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G.I. Joe: The Revenge of Cobra

1984 (TV)

Flint: Remember, Cobra's a snake, and "snake" is "sneak" spelled sideways.

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G.I. Joe

1990

Cobra Commander: (after Metal-Head screws up one time too many; he's good at that) ... That's it, Metal-Head! You're fired, you hear me? FIRED! Metal-Head: How can you FIRE me when you never PAY me?

Cobra Commander: What am I paying you for, anyhow? Destro: You're NOT paying me! I haven't seen a DIME from you in MONTHS! Cobra Commander: ... Minor detail.

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Giant Monster Trashes City

2004

Biochemist: A lizard this massive would have to eat a country the size of New Zealand just to get started in the morning!

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Giants: Citizen Kabuto

2000 (VG)

Timmy: My name is Ahmed, but you can call me Timmy.

Reg: (after Baz get's licked by Delphi/Kabuto) That's gotta be the sickest thing I've ever seen. (points at Samurai Smartie) Except for that poncy git there.

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Gidget

1965

Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Well, look at all these wiggy birds around here.

Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Wait just a dingy minute.

Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry, and your mascara runs.

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Gigantic

A Tale of Two Johns (2002)

John Linnell: We ARE the shitty Beatles.

Ira Glass: How sad for them that they're actually in the band. And so for them to hear that sound they actually have to make it themselves.

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G.I.Joe: Spy Troops the Movie

2003 (TV)

Polly: (imitating Cobra Commander) And bring me crackers, you fools! Cobra troops: Yes, sir!

Beachhead: Hey Scarlett, you drive that jeep like a girl! Scarlett: That good, huh, meathead?

Destro: Trust me, Commander... Cobra Commander: Destro, I never trust anyone!

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Gildersleeve's Bad Day

1943

Gildersleeve: If I don't run away, my dear, they'll put me in jail for a hundred and twenty-five years. Leroy: Well, then you've got nothing to worry about. You can't live that long.

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Gimme an 'F'

1984

Demon Janna: Remember, the longer you look, the better it gets. And the better you look, the longer it gets.

Bucky Berkshire: It's a nasty world out there, kid. Everybody's not as nice as I am. (shouts) You stupid shit!

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Giorno prima, Il

1987

Rose Bloch: Filet mignon! With sauce béarnaise!

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Girl Crazy

1932

Slick Foster: You were elected 800 to 1. Jimmy Deagan: How did that one get in there? Slick Foster: I don't know, but I have demanded a recount.

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Girl Fever

2002

Holden: I overdosed on hardcore and now I can't get a hard-on!

Holden: Why do you think they call it masturbate? Cause it allows you to be the master of your own fate!

Holden: What you need is a date with my two-dimensional friend. Not only does she pull out, she puts out. What do you think Sam? It's the mass of the ass directly proportional to the beauty of the cutie!

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Girl Happy

1965

Andy: The King is dead!

Doc: What happened? (as they walk into the Kit Kat Club after the fight) Andy: Mice?

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Girl Missing

1933

Kay Curtis: It's for us all right. It says "for the g.d. sisters." I don't know if he means gold diggers or another well-known word.

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A Girl Named Sooner

1975 (TV)

Old Mam Hawes: Well, ain't you the uppity one!

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A Girl Thing

2001 (mini)

Lauren Travis: Let me ask you something, do you think that lesbianism and alcoholism are directly related? Casey Montgomery: Maybe.

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A Girl, Three Guys, and a Gun

2001

Dave: You took me hostage with a BB gun?

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Girlfriend from Hell

1990

Maggie: Well, I suppose I should go hunt them down one by one and kill them - God, this is getting so boring!

Chaser: She's the *devil* - it doesn't count.

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Girls Beware

1961

Norma: The most difficult part of my job is bringing bad news to parents. You can never find the right words to tell a mother her daughter had been murdered.

Norma: In itself, there'd been no wrong about advertising for a job, but it led her to trust a person she knew nothing about, a mentally sick person who used her innocent ad as an introduction to his act of violence.

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Girls Club

2002

Marcia Holden: Lynne, if I can be older and wiser for a moment . . . Lynne Camden: You can be older.

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Girls in Prison

1994 (TV)

Jennifer: I sell direct... to high-school girls.

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Girls Town

1996

Angela's mom: This is your life Angela. Angela: Exactly. My life.

Emma: It's not what you say, it's what you think.

Angela: What you see is what you get. It ain't cheap. It ain't free, but it's undeniably me.

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Give Out, Sisters

1942

(After Gracie explains her aunts won't let her perform in the nightclub) Gribble: You've got aunts in your what?

(Professor Woof is masquerading as a doctor) Prof. Woof: Ah-ha, your tongue is coated. Agnes Waverly: What's it look like? Prof. Woof: Imitation mink.

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Gladiators

1992

(repeated line) Fashanu, John: Awooga.

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Gladiators

1995

Gladiator 'Rebel': Ouch! I broke a nail! Gotta stop punching those brick walls.

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Glenville 2

2000 (V)

Wesley: Look, I want you to leave. I want you to get as far away from here as possible. Allison: Excuse me? You don't even have a police uniform on. Wesley: Listen, bitch! I'm on vacation right now ok?

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Glenville: Hell's Homecoming

2005 (V)

Will: I'm gonna call the police on you! Ken Walsh: Please! I own the police!

Warren Sinclair: Will, did you kill him? Will: No. I'm not Tommy and I never will be.

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Global Heresy

2002

Lord Foxley: Is misogynist even a word? Lady Foxley: It is now. You've given it life.