Film Dialogue 57

top

Flipper

1995

Jackie: I hate bubbles! I hate bubblebath and bubblegum and bubble everything!

(Mike is in bed.) Maya: Mike, do you wear pajamas? Mike: Why? Maya: 'Cause I'm not going to get in there if you don't wear pajamas!

top

Flirting with Myself

2001

Roxie: Issues like this can't be resolved in a month... or without the budget for a full-length feature film.

Roxie: Shelly's inner child is mildly reminiscent of Rosemary's Baby.

Roxie: And Jimmy Two-Times, who got that name because he said everything twice. Jimmy Two-Times: Hey, ladies! Buy ya a drink? Buy ya a drink?

top

Flores del vicio, Las

1979

Chicken: Okay nigger. You start singing now. You start singing now. (sings) Mammy's little baby loves shortnin' shortnin', Mammy's little baby loves shortnin' bread.

Chicken: Nothing is real. Everything is permitted.

Chicken: I said "I wanna rape you!" (pours drink over his own head)

top

Flossin

2001

Principal Jones: Didn't you have that same shirt on yesterday? Go to class.

top

Floundering

1994

John: V.D.? Who the fuck wants V.D.?

top

Fluffy

1995

Fluffy: Bark. Bark, bark!

top

Flying Disc Man from Mars

1950

(Earth pilot Trent inspects a Martian Flying Disc for the first time) Trent: You know, I've never flown one of these things before.

top

Flying Virus

2001

Martin Bauer: (salutes) Mr Idiot at your service.

Ann Bauer: Flying a helicopter is just like riding a bike. Savior: I hope not, I alway's crashed my bike.

top

Focus

2001/I

Finkelstein: They are a gang of devils and they want this country!

Lawrence 'Larry' Newman: Really, Gertrude, I never stop thinking about you. It's like I've been thinking about you for years. That's why you struck me so the first time I saw you.

top

Follow Me!

1972

Dinner Guest: No thank you, darling. If I eat one TEENY little anchovy, I'll be coiled like a hoop all night long.

top

Fong Sai-Yuk

1993

Fong Sai-Yuk: (assaults "intruder") Who are you? Mother Fong: (removes disguise) I'm your mother. Fong Sai-Yuk: Wow. Mom! You look just like a man! Mother Fong: Yeah, and I just won Tiger Lu's daughter's hand in marriage. Fong Sai-Yuk: Does Dad know? Mother Fong: Nooo!

top

Food of the Gods II

1989

Joshua: This is the food of the gods! We're talking the end of world hunger here!

Lt Wetzel: All I see is a dead kid without a face.

Alex Reed: Who asked you to play God with those animals?

Dean White: This is just a car accident. Neil Hamilton: Since when do cars eat your liver?

top

Food That Can Kill

1987

Stan: Food doesn't scare me... ONE BIT!

top

A Fool There Was

1915

Reginal Parmalee: You have ruined me, you devil, and now you discard me!

Second Victim: (as a panhandler) See what you made of me, and still you prosper, you hell cat!

The Vampire: Kiss me, my Fool!

Second Victim: (to Parmalee) Look what she as done to me. Look what she's doing to you!

top

Foolproof

2003

Leo Gillette: I believe this is yours. (holds up Sam's diary containing a record of their planned heists) It's an impressive read: bold, yet meticulous strategies. I love the one where you tried to figure out how to pinch the Stanley Cup. It's very... Canadian.

top

Fools' Parade

1971

Mattie Appleyard: God uses the good ones. The bad ones use God.

top

Footlight Glamour

1943

(Dagwood is on stage when a dove flies out of his rented costume) Alexander: Where did that come from? Alvin: I don't know. But, someone was sure to give him the bird.

top

Footlight Serenade

1942

Bruce McKay: She's closed up more nightclubs than the chief of police!

Tommy Lundy: Will you come into my dressing room? Said the spider to the fly. Pat Lambert: Oh, thank you, Mr Spider, but I'm very, very shy.

top

For Better and for Worse

1993 (TV)

Philippe Faldo: He has just arrived! Robert Faldo: What? Who? Philippe Faldo: The Pope, you dope!

top

For harde livet

1989

Lena: "Jeg liker ikke paprika".

top

For Health and Happiness

1941

Narration: Do you really see your child when you look at him?

top

For Me and My Gal

1942

Harry Palmer: Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?

Jo Hayden: You'll never be big time because you're small time in your heart.

Eve Minard: Chicago, Boston, Detroit, they're all the same, except New York... that is a city!

top

For Pete's Sake!

1934

(repeated line - after the older boys' schemes fail miserably) Scotty Beckett: They'll never learn.

(last lines) (to Spanky) Scotty Beckett: Well, we showed 'em!

top

For Whom the Bell Tolls

1943

Maria: I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

Robert Jordan: A man fights for what he believes in, Fernando!

top

Forbrydelsens element

1984

Fisher: Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink

Fisher: (speaking in voice-over on his investigations about Harry, whom he has never met:) We fuck; Kim's pills work. I use the effect of the pills to try and enter the mind of Harry Grey...

Fisher: I'm gonna fuck you back to the stoneage

top

Force of Arms

1951

Sgt. Joe Peterson: You mean you were a civilian once? Lt Eleanor MacKay: Oh, if you consider schoolteachers civilians. Sgt. Joe Peterson: You, honest? Lt Eleanor MacKay: Mm-hmm. Sgt. Joe Peterson: Well, and me without an apple!

top

Forced Vengeance

1982

Josh Randall: Why do they always pick on my hat?

Kam: I hope you live long enough to tell Randall what I did to his girl.

Inspector Chen: I love to watch a good fight. And you're pretty good.

Josh Randall: My best hat. Shit.

top

Forever After

1999 (V)

Kathy: Here piggy piggy. Bob: Onik, Onik baby!

Bob: Death is just a state of mind.

top

Forever Amber

1947

King Charles II: (to his spaniels) Children, children, what distressing behavior.

top

Forever Evil

1987

Marc: Get the gas. Reggie: But I hit it with the fucking car! Marc: I got hit with the car once, I am still alive! Get the gas!

top

Forever Fever

1998

Ah Hock: Hey! Don't call me John Travolta!

Ah Hock: Don't think. Feel.

top

Forgotten Warrior

1986

Steve Parrish: Look! A rainbow! That means good luck! Maila: No! Bad luck! Bad luck!

top

Fort Defiance

1951

(Speaking over Hankey's grave) Johnny Tallon: Hankey was a good man. He didn't have any feelings about anything. All he had was loyalty.

top

Fortress 2

1999

Marcus: Girl, you better recognize my skills. I could build a radio station out of a milk carton and two condom wrappers.

top

Fortress

1986 (TV)

Father Christmas: Get in the Van!

Sid: Shit, Miss. I thought you snuffed it! Sally Jones: Language, Sid.

top

Fortunes of War

1987 (mini)

Toby Lush: Guy, you know what Harriet reminds me of? Those lines of Tennyson; "She walks in beauty like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies." Guy Pringle: Byron.

top

Forward March Hare

1953

Bugs Bunny: I'm Bugs Bunny. General: (sarcastically) Oh, you're Bugs Bunny. Well, I am General Porky Pig. Seargent: (also sarcastically) And *I* am Sergeant Putty Tat. Major Tweety Pie has told me about you.

top

Fot i graven, En

2001 (mini)

Viktor Melldrov: (After reading the bill for repairing the rear-view mirror on his SAAB) Why didn't they just take the old mirror and screw on a new car instead?

top

Fox Hunt

1996

Alan: I'm gonna kill you! Jack Fremont: I'm so scared.

top

Fox-Terror

1957

Foghorn Leghorn: I need, I say, I need a pointer, and that dog's got just the head for it. Pointed, that is.

top

Foxbusters

1999

Fox: Where is a fox going to get hot water? I can only heat it by passing it through me.

top

Foxy by Proxy

1952

Bugs Bunny: Those dogs may get a fox's tail but they'll never get a rabbit's tail. (The stupid dog sneaks up with a pair of scissors and snips off Bugs' tail) Bugs Bunny: Okay, just call me "Stubby".

top

France Five

2000

Cancrelax: Gozo Bozo Bos! Evil is here, evil is great!

top

Francis Bacon

1988

Bragg: You didn't go to art school, did you? Bacon: No, thank god. I would have been taught all those techniques (that) I don't want to know.

top

Francis Joins the WACS

1954

Francis the Talking Mule: What trick is there to talking? Any fool can do it.

top

Franco Ve'Spector

2003

Noam Naor: I'm a freelancer - in Hebrew, a whore.

top

Frank and Jesse

1994

Frank James: What's your plan? Jesse James: I'm going to find that painted horse and kill that son of a bitch sitting on its backside. That's my plan.

Frank James: Hell of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

Frank James: Grab a horse dingus.

top

Frank Nitti: The Enforcer

1988 (TV)

Anna: My husband left me because I couldn't give him any children. And if we marry, I can't give you any children either, Frank. Frank Nitti: (pulls her even closer to him) Then we won't have children.

top

Frankenfish

2004

(Fisherman has hand buried in catfish's mouth) Mary: I that thing biting you? Fisherman: Some strange fella stick his hand in your hole, wouldn't you bite him?

Mary: (noticing a bamboo steamer on an abandoned boat) This boat had a Chinese crew.

top

Frankenhooker

1990

Jeffrey Franken: Medical schools upset me, mother - I'm anti-social - I'm becoming dangerously amoral.

Zorro: My women just blew up on me.

top

Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed

1969

Professor Richter: I fancy that I am the spider and you are the fly, Frankenstein.

top

Frankenstein Reborn

2005

Wendy: But I don't wanna call 911. Susie: Do it, you little bitch or we're gonna die!

top

Frankenstein Unbound

1990

The Monster: You think that you have killed me. But I will be with you forever. I am unbound.

Buchanan: Meet... My monster!

Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin: Percy and Byron preach free love. I practice it.

top

Frantic

1988

Michelle: What kind of music do you like? Richard Walker: What? Oldies, I like oldies. Michelle: Oldies? Yeah, me too. You like this? ("I've seen this face before" by Grace Jones playing on the radio.) Richard Walker: This? This is not old. Michelle: Well, three, four years.

top

Frauengefängnis

1975

(Maria finds a dead mouse under the food on her plate) Maria da Guerra: Ah! A mouse! Guard: What's wrong? Maria da Guerra: I found a mouse here on my plate. Look at it! Guard: So what? It adds protein to your diet. (Guard pushes Maria's face onto the plate)

top

Freak Out

2004

Merv Doody: Yess! This is my Birthday, Christmas and... err... Yom Kippur all rolled into one. Those two are one hundred percent chainsaw fodder!

Onkey: So I told her; it's like waving a stick in the Grand Canyon!

top

Freaks

1932

(Referring to a "half-man/half-woman" who has given Hercules an alluring look.) Roscoe: I think she likes you -- but he don't.

Freaks: We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!

Hercules: They're going to make you one of them, my peacock!

top

Freaky Stories

1997

Narrator of any story: This is a true story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine.

top

Freedom Downtime

2001

Goldstein, Emmanuel: ... We knew it wouldn't work. We always knew it wouldn't work. But that's what hacking has always been about since the beginning - doing things you knew wouldn't just because you had to.

Phiber Optik: Sure, I may have hacked NASA. But I mean... Who hasn't?

top

Freefall

1994

Grant Orion: Ever parachute naked into a volcano?

top

Freelancer

2003 (VG)

(thousands of people in the game world say this) Various: We don't run this base, but we have an "arrangement" with the people who do.

Marcus Walker: Goodbye, Jun'ko. Win this one for me!

top

Freeze Me

2000

Chihiro: I'll be forgiven for all of this... Isn't that right, God?

top

Friday Foster

1975

Ford Mollet (to Friday) : Take my advice stay out of it. Get laid have a baby or something.

top

Friend of the Family II

1996

Linda: Don't you want somebody else to touch it besides you?

Alex Madison: You are one sick, twisted bitch. This is going to stop right now. Linda: Fuck you!

top

Friend or Foe

2002

Kennedy: I'm Kennedy . . . your game show hussy!

top

Friendland

2003

Henry: Man you shoulda been there. There's no way she wants to leave Friendland. Jim: (disgusted) She wants to stay in Friendland and ride the rides.

Jim: Mother! You have no idea what the magnitude of this project is. Exodus my room immediately!

top

Friendly Persuasion

1956

Jess Birdwell: I'm just his father, Eliza, not his conscience. A man's life ain't worth a hill of beans except he lives up to his own conscience.

Prof. Waldo Quigley: I want you to know, sir, I honor your prejudices---um, uh, convictions.

top

Friends Like These

2005

Nurse: What's he doing? Doctor: I don't know...

Shadow on Orange Wall: Psssst! Hey... Mack... Kill her.

Shadow on Orange Wall: You wouldn't have her if you weren't gonna do it, right? So do it!

top

Friends 'Til the End

1997 (TV)

Suzanne Boxer: You can't win! Heather Rumley: YOU can't stop me!

Heather Rumley: You're ruining my life!

top

Fright House

1988 (V)

Dr Victoria Sedgewick: Intruders! They have defiled the ceremony!

Detective Les Morane: You? You're the head of all this? This murderous pack of scumbags?

top

Fright Night Part 2

1988

Regine Dandrige: Let's talk about blood, Mr Vincent, its very precious to me.

top

Fright Night

1947

Shemp: They can't do that to us we'll call the army, we'll call the police, we'll call the marines we'll... Moe: (to Shemp) Shaddup! Shemp: That's what I mean I'll shaddup.

top

Fright

1971

Inspector: How do you spell that word, "psychotic"? Dr Cordell: You may have to spell it M-U-R-D-E-R, murder, if you don't get someone over there quickly!

top

Frisco Jenny

1932

Frisco Jenny Sandoval: Cellars of Chinatown. Yeah, I was there. So was he. It was there I gave him life. He gives me death.

Miss Tessie: Business was very gratifying this month. Frisco Jenny Sandoval: Conventions always help.

top

From Here

2005

Anthony: So, where does it go from here?

top

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler

1973

Claudia: I wanted to be different. I wanted to be different. Mrs Frankweiler: And did running away from home made you different? Claudia: No.

top

Fromage 2003

2003 (TV)

Ed the Sock: Here come Britney, driving up in her shiny new product placement... oooh, she's parking in a "No Parking" zone! Just a hint of the wild rebel girl she's become!

top

Front Page Woman

1935

Ellen Garfield: You make me so mad I could... well, I could spit!

(Devlin demands to see a possible witness) Desk Clerk: She died seven months ago. Curt Devlin: Ah, the perfect alibi. Toots O'Grady: We don't want to see her then.

top

Frontier Gambler

1956

Roger 'Duke' Chadwick: To a real gambler, the only thrill comparable to the thrill of winning is the thrill of losing.

top

Frontier Pony Express

1939

Ann Langhorne: Who are those tough looking men? Brett Langhorne: The big one leaning against the post is Luke Johnson. They say he is an outlaw. Ann Langhorne: Well, why isn't he in prison? Brett Langhorne: This isn't Maryland, honey. This is the frontier. The last two marshals that went after Johnson are dead.

top

Frontline

1994

Brooke Vandenberg: Would you be able to cry again?"

Brian Thompson: Mike has the network's one hundred percent support right up to the day we sack him.

Mike Moore: They won't dare sack me for this. Brian Thompson: No, they'll think of something else.

top

Frusna leoparden, Den

1986

Bess: are you sure that you don't wanna fuck?

top

Fuego

1969

Laura: I love you but I'm being consumed by this sexual fire inside... I need men! I NEED MEN!

top

Fugitive Hunter

2005

Quick: The very moment you fear... is the very moment you should act.

top

Fukkatsu no hi

1980

(last lines) Yoshizumi: Life is wonderful.

top

Full Circle

1977

Julia Lofting: What is this? Magnus Lofting: A release on your interest. You must sign it. Julia Lofting: Oh, my autograph! Magnus Lofting: It's just a signature. Julia Lofting: Nice to be in demand.

top

Full Court Miracle

2003 (TV)

Lamont Carr: Don't do that. Don't put yourselves in a box... ever.

top

Full Disclosure

2005

Everett: When you buy a house or a car, they have to tell you everything that's wrong with it up front. Why not a relationship?

top

Full Eclipse

1993 (TV)

Adam Garou: (as Dire threatens him with a gun) Go ahead, make your day!

Adam Garou: Wanna see something really scary?

top

Full Frontal

1993

Various: I am Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos!

top

Fun with Dick and Jane

2005

(from trailer) Dick Harper: Are these non-fat muffins? (shouts) Dick Harper: Are these non-fat muffins? Coffee Shop Guy: (stutters) I-I-I think so... Dick Harper: (talking to wife) Honey, you should get some!

top

Funeral de los dedos, El

2000

Tía: Todo va a estar bien, ya verás...

top

Funky Cops

2003

(Jack and Ace are pulling up against a car and Ace pulls out his badge) Ace Anderson: Stop police! Pull over! (the car gains speed and drives off) Jack Kowalski: That line never works!

top

Funny Games

1997

(dog starts barking) Anna: He only wants to have a game. Peter: Funny game.

Paul: We're not up to feature film length yet. You want a real ending with plausible plot development

Paul: You're on their side so who will you bet with?

top

Funny Money

2003

Budd Friedman: (announcing consulation prize) You've won a love seat... cover!

Budd Friedman: (announcing consulation prize) You've won keys to a new car! These will look great on any key ring and will make you wish you owned the car they belong to.

top

Funny

1989

Frank Zappa: What do you call a person from New Zealand with more than two girlfriends? A shepherd.

top

Future Kick

1991

Nancy: I hate it when you go to Earth.

Howard: The lower I go the more exciting it gets.

Walker: The only thing you get from feelings is dead.

(after strapping a woman to a table) Hynes: There are only two things I'm gonna take - your body and your soul.

top

Future Shock

1993/I

Welles: You can't choose your own death - death chooses you.

Lou Forest: Death is just another part of life.

Jenny Porter: My mind turned Sparky into a pack of wolves?

top

Fylakes anilikon

1982

Prisoner: One day you will pay for this! God: In another world you scumbag!

top

G-Men from Hell

2000

Dalton: Well you know it's uh, kinda common knowledge that you are a, uh, gay, that is to say homosexual man and I just want to say up front that I have absolutely no problem with it Lt Langdon: (grabs Dalton and slams him against the wall) I am a sadistic leather master homosexual and I will tease you sensibilities!