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Falcone

2000

Jimmy Suits: The only way you leave here is rolled up in a rug.

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Fall of a Saga

2003

Letter to Lucas: My children have been entertained by your movies for years. Had it not been for your work, I'm sure that my husband and I would never have had sex again.

Vito: We're making magic, baby!

Vito: That's another thing. Anakin. He's too moody! He's a downer. George: He's a *slave*!

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Fallout 2: A Post-Nuclear Role-Playing Game

1998 (VG)

Marcus: Been there. Seen that. Got the scars.

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False Alarms

1936

Fire Chief: If this were the army I'd have you shot at sunrise! Curly: But you couldn't do that, cap, we don't get up that early!

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Falsehood

2001

Little Bo Peep: ... so you were fooled by a wolf in drag, who you claim swallowed your grandma whole - is that your story?

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Fame

1982

Lydia Grant: You've got big dreams? You want fame? Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying. With sweat.

Elizabeth Sherwood: Use metamorphosis in a sentence. Garcy: I never metamorphosis I didn't like.

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Familie Backeljau

1993

Franois "Cois" Backeljau: Onnozel manneke!

Maria Backeljau: Hier zijn we met de mosselen!

Sabrina Backeljau: Ik zen gebuisd! Maria Backeljau: Op wat had ge het meeste punten kinneke? Sabrina Backeljau: Klasgemiddelde.

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Familien Gregersen

2004

Maj Gregersen: Are you feeling guilty? Rune: I don't know. Maj Gregersen: I never feel guilty.

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Family Business

1989

Jessie: Hey, you bald-headed prick! Don't you ever get caught on the take. Because if you wind up in any joint I'm in, you'll leave feet first.

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Family Plan

1998

Harry Haber: Alec, shut these windows. Alec Mackenzie: Alright Mr Haber, just as soon as I shut these windows!

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Family Plots

2004

Office Manager: You know what, you're an asshole, Dad!

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A Family Torn Apart

1993 (TV)

Operator: hello. 911. what is your emergency? hello? I'm sorry I can't hear you Brian: I think my parents are dead.

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Fanalysis

2002

Bruce Campbell: I wouldn't know a Hugo Boss suit if it jumped up and bit me on the ass.

Passing fan: SHOP SMART SHOP S MART!

Bruce Campbell: (reading a letter from a fan) "Not only are you a great actor but god damn sexy, I hope you not offended by these comments from another guy and if you are, I couldn't give a shit."

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FanClub

2000 Kid Rock (2001) SUSPENDED

Kid Rock: "Chicks ain't all hos... there are some"

Kid Rock: "What do I care about Napster? I'm Rich!"

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Fancy Dress

2001

Monkey: Chill the pill and have a wee snout!

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Fanny och Alexander

1982

Ekdahlska huset - Alexander Ekdahl: If there is a god, then he's a shit, and I'd like to kick him in the butt. Jacobis hus - Aron: Your theory is very interesting and appears to be justified.

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Fantaghir 3

1993 (TV)

(Bolt and Lightning restore the Dark Witch's head while her body is still just a bunch of stones) Dark Witch: My bosom! Where is my bosom?

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Fantaghir 4

1994 (TV)

Tarabas: You taught me the meaning of love but the rules are just too painful.

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Fantaghir

1991 (TV)

Romualdo: Why are you smiling? Fantaghiro: I've never kissed a knight before. Romualdo: Well, neither have I.

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Fantasma dell'opera, Il

1998

Christine Daae: I HATE you, and I HATE this place!!!

The Phantom: Dear, Christine! Life goes on!

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Fantastic Four

2005/II (VG)

Blastaar: (after being freed) Free! At last!

Ben Grimm: (smells the fire) What's that smell? Johnny Storm: Uh, burning museum?

Ben Grimm: Ever see a rock pick up a rock before?

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Fantastic Max

1988

Max Fifelton: Dirty Diapers FX: Rocket and Roll

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Fantasy Island

1978

(repeated line) Tattoo: Da plane. Da plane.

Mr Roarke: Smiles, everyone... smiles!

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Fantasy: Mariah Carey at Madison Square Garden

1995 (TV)

Mariah Carey: This is for all of you out there tonight, reaching for a dream, don't ever give up. Never, never listen to anybody, when they try to discourage you; 'cause they do that, believe me!

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Farscape: The Game

2002 (VG)

John Robert Crichton, Jr: (finds a pulse pistol) What do we have here? A pulse pistol. What are you doing here on your own? You're going to come in handy. You need a name... Winona. I'm gonna call you Winona.

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Farscape Undressed

2001 (TV)

Host: D'Argo: big guy, movie-trailer voice.

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Fast Company

1979

Elder: What are you gonna do now? Lonnie 'Lucky Man' Johnson: We will enjoy our life. Sammy: Yes, at least for one week.

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Fast Getaway

1991

Sam: We're in this for the money, honey, not so you can show off your damn black belt.

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Fat Man and Little Boy

1989

Richard Schoenfield: Hey Oppenheimer! Oppenheimer! You oughta stop playing God, 'cause you're no good at it, and the position's taken!

Gen Leslie R. Groves: Gotta come down out of the clouds gentlemen, and get into the business... of winning the war.

Gen Leslie R. Groves: Ass. Either you kiss it or you kick it.

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Fatal Beauty

1987

Leo Nova: (after being shot by Rita Rizzoli in the chest) Bulletproof vest, bitch! Rita Rizzoli: (shoots him again in the head) Smith & Wesson, asshole!

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Fatal Fury 3

1998 (V)

Andy Bogart: Just who WAS that man in the mask, anyway? Master: One thing's for sure... he's not the Lone Ranger!

Terry Bogard: Power Geyser!

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Fatal Justice

1993 (V)

Training Camp Soldier: I want to kill people.

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Father and Scout

1994 (TV)

Spencer Paley: Jeez, that guys got 14 extra headlights on top of that thing where's he going to Jupiter?

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Fathom

1967

Peter Merriwether: (joking with Fathom) I believe you're kidding on the square.

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Fear and Loathing in Gonzovision

1978 (TV)

Himself: Probably my life will be easier, and yours too, if I smoke a joint.

Hunter S. Thompson: Right now I think its in my interest and ours perhaps and maybe in the interest of the greater good for me to smoke a joint and calm down.

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Fear Effect

2000 (VG)

Yim Lau Wong: You ruined everything. You meddling bitch. Until you met me, you were just a whore.

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Fear in the Dark

1991 (TV)

(first lines) John Carpenter: Fear is the most powerful emotion in the human race and fear of the unknown is probably the most ancient, so you're dealing with stuff that everybody's felt from being little babies: we're frightened of the dark, we're frightened of what we don't know about; and if you're making a horror film you get to play with the audience's feelings.

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Fear in the Night

1947

Vince Grayson: I've got an honest man's conscience... in a murderer's body.

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Fear of Clowns

2004 (V)

Detective Peters: That is the biggest fucking clown I've ever seen.

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Fear of the Dark

2001

Dr Fisher: "It's all in your mind Alice." Michael: "There's no link between you and the killer. Save that sh*t for the Psychic Network." Detective Joey Bagadonis: "Hey, that was my Bavarian!" Sgt. Harris: "So what do you think happened? Coroner: "I don't know. Maybe he pissed off a florist."

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Fear

2000

Lauren: Are you scared? Derek: No. Lauren: Then can you make me not scared?

Christina: Tell me where the hell I'm going... or the heaven.

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Fearless Fighters

1973

Lei Pong's Master: I shall replace your useless arm and leg with invincible weapons!

To Pa: Great! Just great! Great Kung-Fu! Your technique is matchless! The Loner, AKA One Man Army: My skills are not worthy of such praise. To Pa: Indeed they are!

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A Feather in His Hare

1948

Bugs Bunny: Who does dis character think he is anyway? Indian: Me? Me the Last of the Mohicans. Bugs Bunny: Oh, da "last of da Mohicans", eh? Well, look up, Geronimo. (many storks carry baby Indians and the Indian faints - Bugs laughs, then he looks up and sees many baby rabbits carried by storks) Baby Rabbits: Ehh, what's up, Pop?

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Fei ying gai wak

1991

Jackie: African vampires don't like Chinese blood.

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Felicity

1979

Andrew: I want you bare assed on the leather!

Felicity: C'mon Jenny, let's get wet!

(pointing to Felicity's nipples) Jenny: Look! They stand up!

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Female Perversions

1996

Madelyn Stevens: I steal to stop me from killing myself.

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Feng yu shuang liu xing

1976

Wa Wu-Bin: The Rich man likes to think he's poor, the sick man likes to think he's immortal - that's how men are.

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Fernwood 2Nite

1977

Jerry: (in a Boris Karloff voice) Walk this way. Barth: Jerry! Vincent Price: What does he mean "walk this way?"

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Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell

1990

Devil-master: You irreverent bitch! You pious slut!

(examining a huge pentagram) Sandy: It's a satanic sign of evil.

Devil-master: Take her to the sacrificial pentagram!

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Festen

1998

Christian Klingenfeldt: Cheers to my dad; a rapist and a murderer.

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Field Day

2004

Chris: They're deciding... and we're dying.

Joey: If people knew what was going on, they wouldn't support it.

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Field of Fire

1991

Sgt. Duncan: It's your life. I can't teach you the bush over night.

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Fiend Without a Face

1958

Prof. R. E. Walgate: What have I unleashed?

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Fifi Blows Her Top

1958

Moe Howard: (Joe bumps into Larry spilling cocktail onto Fifi's dress) (to Larry) Look what you have done. Larry Fine: (pointing to Joe) He made me do it. Joe Besser: (to Larry) You're a snitch!

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Fifteen and Pregnant

1998 (TV)

Evie: He's sixteen, what he's gonna do, take her away on his skateboard?

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Fight for Justice: The Nancy Conn Story

1995 (TV)

Nancy Conn: You're a little goofball. Charlotte Parks: And you're my cousin, so what does that make you?

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Fighting the Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story

2005 (TV)

Marilyn Gambrell: They have the power to persevere, and so do you!

Cody: Don't you *ever* talk about my mother! (shouts) Ever!

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Filarakia, Ta

2002

Nikitas: The morning poor, the evening Ploutarchos!

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Film Club

2000

Jack: I'm stopping this! Tyler Vinterberg: You can't stop it. It's already in the can!

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Film d'amore e d'anarchia, ovvero 'stamattina alle 10 in via dei Fiori nella nota casa di tolleranza... '

1973

Spattoletti: Nice day, we ate, we drank, we laughed, we belched, we fucked, and we farted. And we shat. What more do you want? A perfect Sunday!"

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Film Geek

2005

Scotty Pelk: I love movies more than anything. Movies let you be other people.

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Final Chapter: Walking Tall

1977

(first lines) Buford Pusser: I had to stand up for myself alone, and you saw what they did to me... Until all men can stand up for what they believe in, THE SAME DAMN THING CAN HAPPEN TO ANY ONE OF YOU!

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Final Judgement

1992

(Nicole, a stripper, talks to Father Tyrone.) Nicole: Stripping is a lot like preaching - it's to keep them off the streets.

Lt.Herb Jefferson: A pistol-packing priest? Father Tyrone: Fastest gun in the pulpit.

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Finders Keepers

1984

Michael Rangeloff: That's an expensive watch! Pawnbroker: So take off the clothes and put on the watch. See how many restaurants you get into.

Lane Biddlecoff: I wouldn't have deserted if you had kept me out of the draft. Frizzoli: What draft? YOU ENLISTED!

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Finding Graceland

1998

Elvis: Sometimes you have to give what you have the dearest to find peace

Elvis: It's never too late for a comeback.

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A Fine Mess

1986

Dennis: We're gonna die, Spence! We're gonna die! Spence: No we're not... Dennis: I still have orders!!

Ellen: Do I smell like onions? Dennis: No. Do I?

Dennis: Why's she called The Hummer? Spence: She can't whistle while she works so she hums.

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Fingersmith

2005 (TV)

Sue Trinder: If I'd have said I love you, she'd have said it back. And then everything would have been different. I might have saved her... I might have found a way to keep her from her fate.

Sue Trinder: Country! I never knew there was so much of it. Mile after bleedin' mile.

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Fire and Rain

1989 (TV)

First Officer Price: We're gonna get our airplane washed!

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Fire Down Below

1997

Jack Taggert: If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.

Hanner JR: Hes trouble do you want me to take him out Hanner SR: You couldnt take a cheeseburger from a drive through

Earl Kellogg: Someone once asked my daddy how far down Hell was and he said, "Just a quarter mile."

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Fire in the Sky

1993

Mike Rogers: You think I'm gonna let a flake like you marry my sister? You're a *dreamer*.

David Whitlock: Forgive us, Father, for what we've done.

Allan Dallis: I told you chuckleheads that story was never gonna work.

Mike Rogers: They took him.

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Fireball XL5

1962

(about a mad scientist who developed rapidly growing vines to take over the galaxy) Prof. Matt Matic: He used to be such a nice fellow at Universe University. I guess he took the Ivy League too seriously.

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Firepower

1994

Braniff: I'm going into The Zone to get Drexal.

Drexal: Lovely Lisa will be the stakes.

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Firesign Theatre: Weirdly Cool

2001 (TV)

Narrator: He walks into a deconstructed architectural makeover. Nick Danger: Ow, my nose!... Frank Gehry ruined my building.

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Firestorm

1998

Packer: You ignorant son of a bitch! Why the hell were you shooting at him for! He was holding me up! You shot in the arm, you psycho motherfucker! Cut me down, you selfish asshole, right now! Randall Alexander Shaye: With pleasure! (shoots Packer)

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First Man Into Space

1959

Doctor Paul von Essen: The conquest of new worlds always makes demands of human life. And there will always be men who will accept the risk.

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First Men in the Moon

1964

(Kate thinks a gun is a good thing to have along) Joseph Cavor: Madam, the chances of bagging an elephant on the Moon are remote.

Arnold Bedford: Poor Cavor! He did have such a terrible cold.

Selenite: It's... absolutely... imperial.

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First Monday in October

1981

Mason Woods: Would you like tea or whiskey? Justice Dan Snow: Both. No, skip the tea, I don't want to overdo it.

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Fishing with Gandhi

1998

Roy: In the end the Earth just keeps on turning every day, and no one knows when it's going to stop, or why it's heading for the Sun.

Gil: Roy had a Vietnam flashback, even though he'd never actually been to Vietnam.

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Fist of Fun

1995

Simon Quinlank: (what you will need for this week's hobby) A flask of weak lemon drink.

(repeated line) Richard Herring: You want the moon on a stick!

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Fist of Honor

1993

Detective Johnson: You broke the truce in the worst way - I need a body.

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Fit to Kill

1993

Donna Hamilton: Kane! That bastard tried to have us killed!

Blu Steele: Captain Burke, you naughty nautical boy!

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Five Aces

1999

(On whether it is better to be a man or a woman.) Ray Vanowen: Women can change their minds anytime they want with no justification and no explanation. Just... (snaps his fingers) Ash Gray: Oh yeah, point taken. That's gotta be cool.

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Five Came Back

1939

Vasquez: Hanging is such an unpleasant death. Besides, a hanged man always dies alone. I much prefer dying in the company of decent citizens like you... always provided I'm the last to die.

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Five Corners

1987

Melanie: (after sniffing glue) I'm flyin', man! I'm flyin'!

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Five Feet High and Rising

2000

Victor: Probably, out of 10 guys that you know, two percent might not be dogs.

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Five Guns West

1955

Govern Sturges: The Yankees came a long way to be buried.

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FIX: The Story of an Addicted City

2002

media reporter: Why not put all these people in treatment? Ann Livingston: Can you describe what you mean by treatment? media reporter: ... get them off the drugs, put them in detox centres and uh... Ann Livingston: Do you have ANY idea what you are talking about?

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Flash Forward

1996

Tucker: What are the odds?

(last linjes) Rebecca 'Becca: (after she and Tucker kiss) What are the odds?

Rebecca 'Becca: (about her first kiss) You know when pudding gets that skin...

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Flash Gordon

1936/II

Dr Zarkoff: I'll soon be leaving for the planet Mongo, in a rocket-ship of my own design.

Dr Zarkoff: Okay, Flash, I'm game. I'll help you save the world.

Dale Arden: Flash... Flash... Flash. Vultan: She calls for Flash! I'll give her a flash!

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Flash!

2002

All: To our deep abiding shallowness!

Amelia: Fernanda, are you never satisfied? Fernanda: Constantly!

Fernanda: I hate to admit it darling, but I do think he was looking at you.

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Flat

2005

Randolph: Good girl! That's a good girl. You want it? Yea you want it? You want it? Go get it!

Randolph: Chelsea? Chelsea! Come on... Chelsea!

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Flesh and Fury

1952

Sonya Bartow: I love you too, Paul... in my own funny way.

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Flesh Eating Mothers

1989

Rinaldi Vivaldo: What are we supposed to do? Stay here and have our asses chewed out by our mothers?

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Flesh for the Beast

2003

John Stoker: I should warn you folks, this house makes Amityville look like a spinning tea cup ride.

Pauline: Well, how does it feel now to be the the weak one? The victim? Flesh for the beast? You've had a taste. And now, I want a taste!

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Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

1989

Flesh: Don't worry Dale, I'll only stick it in halfway.

Emperor Wang: You thought you'd killed me Gordon, but my drive for lust and power is relentless! Your penis -- and MY brain -- will be a marriage, made in Hell!

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Flick

2000/I

Randy S. Drayer: What can a newcomer do in a town like this? Simon Thomas: Uh... what do you like? Randy S. Drayer: Well, I like hardcore porn. Simon Thomas: Really? So do I! Randy S. Drayer: I was kidding. Simon Thomas: Oh, I was... also... kidding.

Monica Frasier: Fuck you! Fuck you and the whore you rode in on, you incestuous sideways fuck!

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Flicka

2002

Carl: Can't you get a normal girl, they asked me. Flicka came from Sweden. Made in Sweden, I sometimes said to tease her. I could have had somebody else, but I chose her.

Flicka: They bring something unto the market and when everybody has it, they launch something new. Game over!

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Flight from Ashiya

1964

Sergeant Mike Takashima: Mike Takashima... father Japanese, mother Polish.

Sergeant Mike Takashima: My father was a Buddhist, my mother a Seventh-day Adventist.

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Flight of Black Angel

1991 (TV)

Col Bill Douglas: What makes you think he's heading for Las Vegas? Col Matt Ryan, Callsign Ringleader: Are you willing to gamble he isn't?

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Flight to Tangier

1953

Susan: Who are Danzer and Goro, anyway? Col Wier: Haven't you heard? They're the kind of people who can start a war, if the price is right.

Nicki: What kind of woman are you? Susan: As of now, your kind.

Hank: I hate to ask favors of anyone I like, but now I've got to.

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