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El Cid

1961

El Cid: People of Valencia! I bring you bread!

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El Cortez

2005

Manny: What goes around, comes around. I believe in that.

Arnie: Junkie fever. Just think of it like you do Theda. Can't get enough, even when you got her. Theda's in your blood. Dreamland, Manny... You know where that is? You can think things, see things that are real. But they're not real... like a waking nightmare.

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Eleanor and Franklin

1976 (TV)

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, age 20-50: (he is going swimming in the lake with his wife and children) Come on! Last one in is a rotten Kaiser!

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Electra Woman and Dyna Girl

1976

The Sorcerer: Your attention, my kilowatt cuties!

Ali Baba: A special fragrance, designed especially for you! Metamorphosis Formula No. 9!

Dyna-Girl: Electra-close! But not close enough!

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Electric Dragon 80.000 V

2001

Narrator: The dragon. A mythological creature? No. It exists -- inside us.

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Eliminators

1986

(Harry is reading the name of Ray's boat) Harry Fontana: "Quo Vadis"? Ray: That's Italian. It means "We kick ass."

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Elle cause plus, elle flingue

1972

Rosemonde du Bois de la Faisanderie: Justice and injustice are two abstract, subjective notions justice doesn't give a shit about, which manifested itself more than once!

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Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show

2003

(repeated line) Ellen: Kaaaaa!

(repeated line) Ellen: Oh... mama!

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Ellery Queen

1975

Inspector Richard Queen: Why don't we cut all the banana oil...

Lorelei Farnsworth: But I don't understand why Roger killed him. Inspector Richard Queen: (Roger has a pushy wife) Must have been something he married.

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Ellie Parker

2005

(after sex) Chris: I was thinking of Johnny Depp.

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Eloise at Christmastime

2003 (TV)

Eloise: I absolutely love Christmas!

Eloise: (talking about nanny always saying things three times) I asked her once why she always did that... then she told me not to be so rude, rude, rude!

Nanny: Oh knickers!

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Eloise at the Plaza

2003 (TV)

(Eloise has just thrown Leon's jacket, which she doesn't like, into the washer) Leon: Somebody might take it! Eloise: If we're lucky.

Eloise: I absolutely love the plaza!

Philip: If you ever need me, find my star. If you listen closely, you can hear me laughing.

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Elvis Meets Nixon

1997 (TV)

Elvis Presley: You know there are no coincidences in this universe, man. Everything happens for a reason.

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Elvis

2005 (mini)

Sam Phillips: Are you wearin' mascara, son?

Elvis Presley: You can move, Baby. Ann-Margret: You can sing, Baby.

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Emanuelle nera No. 2

1976

Susan: Is doing it with your patients considered part of the cure? Paul: Heh, no, I'm sorry to say it isn't. You know that it's symptomatic of this kind of neurosis to want to go to bed with your analyst. You can find it in the works of Freud, for example. Susan: I can? Up your fat fanny with you and your Freud!

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Emeril Live

1997

Emeril Lagasse: Now, maybe you got all day to pound your meat. Okay. Some of us don't!

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Emma

1932

Emma: Stop calling me beautiful!

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Emmanuelle V

1987

Emmanuelle: What's the matter? Why are you so shy? Have you never seen a naked woman before? Eric: No, I mean yes. I have seen a lot of naked women before.

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Emperor of the Bronx

1988

Fitz: Get out of my car, you Punk! Tony: But I have no idea where we are. Fitz: Get your ass out of here! Tony: I'm sorry. Fitz: Get out!

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Enchanted April

1935

Henry Arbuthnot: (after explosion) I am convinced that a bath in Italy is somewhere between a public function and an eruption of Vesuvius.

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End of the Spear

2006

(from trailer) Young Steve Saint: Are we going to run?

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Endgame by Samuel Beckett

1989 (TV)

Hamm: Accursed fornicator! Why did you engender me? Nagg: I didn't know. Hamm: What didn't you know? Nagg: That it'd be you.

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Endless Love

1981

Keith: Just because you're fucking my sister doean't mean you're part of the family.

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Enemy

1996

Laura: Is it real if nobody sees it?

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Enfant secret, L'

1982

lie: His father is an actor. I went to see him on the set of a film shortly after giving birth, and he said he would recognize the child, but he never did, and I never saw him again.

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Enfants du sicle, Les

1999

George Sand: Love does exist, it's not an illusion. One merely has to recognise it, and be humble before it.

Alfred de Musset: You imitate passion, but you feel nothing.

Alfred de Musset: We were born into a world in ruins, with no glory or wars to die for. Despair was our only religion.

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English for All

2001

Dr Sean Pacheco: Not even to the new Medical Clinic?

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Englishman Abroad, An

1983 (TV)

Coral: I wouldn't care, but it's only the interval. If you want to come round and be sick you might at least save it for the end of the performance.

Coral: You steal my soap, you steal my cigarettes, you even stole my face powder. Guy Burgess: I know. One should have asked. One is such a coward.

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Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

2005

Gray Davis: (upon being asked whether the rumors that he was responsible for the black outs in California are just a plot by the Republican party to get him recalled) (shouts) Hello!

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Enta omry

2004

Shams: (they are preparing to go out while the weather is stormy and rainy out there. She's talking to Youssef while he's in the bathroom) Youssef, don't take a bath or you'll catch a bad cold. Youssef: So what? I'll die? Shams: Do you want to waste your life? Youssef: Where is that life? Give me a life and I'll live the hell out of it!

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Enter Laughing

1967

(repeated line) Mr Foreman: It's up to you to do the Hah-cha-cha!

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Enter the Ninja

1981

Dollars: So who are you going to kill next, Mr Ninja? Cole: My friend, a ninja doesn't kill. He eliminates and only for defensive purposes.

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Entertaining Mr Sloane

1970

Sloane: (to Ed having just murdered Ed's father) You wouldn't put me away, would you? ... I'm impressionable. Think what the nick would do to me. I'd pick up criminal connections.

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Entre ses mains

2005

Valrie: Gee, at times I feel like I'm in a cult!

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Epidemic

1987

Cabbie: What the hell. All a nigger needs are loose shoes, tight pussies, and a warm place to shit.

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Equinox

1970

Jim Hudson: I wouldn't know a catatonic comma if it bit me!

David Fielding: That's a whole lifetime of nightmares.

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Ercole alla conquista di Atlantide

1961

Ismene: Today is dedicated to Uranus!

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Ercole l'invincibile

1963

Ella, Queen of the Demulus: (to Ercole) Tomorrow, in the arena, you will be torn into pieces by my elephants.

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Eric Clapton: Unplugged

1992 (TV)

(before performing "Layla Unplugged") Eric Clapton: See if you can spot this one.

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Ernest Goes to the Window

2003

Ernest: Hey, Vern. Hey, Vern. Hey, Vern. Hey, Vern. Hey, Vern. Hey, Vern. Hey (pause) pardon, Vern.

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Ernest's Greatest Hits Volume 2

1992 (V)

Ernest P. Worrell: (Vern, drunk, is trying to unlock is car door) Here, Vern, let me drive you home. This ain't even your car.

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Erotic Survivor

2001

(on being stuck with a band of male losers) Mary Whitehead: They all bring me down in their own way.

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Err On the Side of Caution

1997

Clay Palmer: Lewis, stop dancin' with me!

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Erykah Badu Live

2001

Erykah Badu: "People say 'I'm on my path, my path... you can't be on your path, you gotta be on THE path."

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Escopeta nacional, La

1978

Father Calvo: Lo que yo he unido en la Tierra no lo separa ni Dios en el cielo.

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Eternal Arcadia

2000 (VG)

Vyse: Impossible is a word that people use so they don't feel bad when they quit.

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Eternally Yours

1939

Anita Halstead: What if the parachute didn't open? Tony Halstead: Darling, all parachutes are guaranteed to open. If it doesn't, they give you a new one.

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Eugenie Sandler P.I.

2000

Eugenie Sandler: I have a name for people who do that. Warwick Bedford: And I have a name for people who waste money.

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Eureeka's Castle

1989

(repeated line) Batly: (always said after crash-landing when he flies) I meant to do that!

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Europa Europa

1990

Inna: (while having sex with Solly) Mein Fhrer!

Leni: Nobody hits a German woman.

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Eve and the Handyman

1961

The Woman: My mind raced like a hot rod along the drag strip of inspiration.

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Eve of Destruction

1991

Colonel Jim McQuade: Looks like you found the fucking "Off" switch.

Colonel Jim McQuade: What da' ya' mean she's activated?!

Colonel Jim McQuade: Well this is quite some toy you have yourselves here gentlemen. I suppose you want me to put it back in its box.

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Evening Shade

1990

Dr Harlan Elldridge: He had a splinter, in his butt, the size of a Louisville Slugger.

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Evening with Sir William Martin, An

1981 (V)

Sir William Martin: (answering the telephone, in a deep, slow, put-on voice) You *really can* cut down the cost of your Directory Assistance calls, simply by *looking up* the son of a bitch, instead of calling ME by mistake!

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Eventual Wife

2000

Jim: A threesome? And you said "No?" Dave: Yeah, I think that would be too much pressure for me. I mean, I can only disappoint one woman at a time.

Dave: I'm just not sexually attracted to men and apparently that's a really important part of the whole gay bit.

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Everlasting Piece, An

2000

Scalper: The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch!

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Eversmile, New Jersey

1989

Dr Fergus O'Connell: Happy teeth!

Fergus O'Connell: The world is collapsing outside. And I have an erection.

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Every Afternoon

1972

Margaretha: Nobody but a pimp would marry a professional whore.

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Every Night at Eight

1935

Susan Moore: Let's go to bed like good little girls. Dixie Dean: Who says we're little? Daphne O'Connor: Who says we're good?

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Every Night the Same Thing

2002

Mr B: Hell is repitition, repitition is hell...

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Everybody Hates Chris

2005

Himself - Narrator: Like wars, most fights are started by people who won't get hit.

Joey Caruso: This isn't over, nigger. Himself - Narrator: Oh, he got away with callin' me nigger that day, but later in life he said it at a DMX concert and almost got stomped to death.

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Everybody Says I'm Fine!

2001

Xen: Well, actually my name is Sikander. But then my friends started to call me Alexander which is the English version of it. Then Alexander became Xander and now it is Xen.

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Everything Goes

2004

Brianie: (nuzzling into Ray's neck) Jack thinks you're a desperado... But I like you, Ray.

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Everything

2004/II

Naomi: It ain't because I don't think you're the twat from hell, it just so happens I like monopoly, that's all.

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Evil Altar

1989

(To the Sheriff.) Reed Weller: I gave you this badge. You belong to me like this city, too. Nobody can ever get out from a contract with Reed Weller. Don't ever forget this!

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Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain

2003

Gary: Tell the kids to stick to the path. Bad things happen when you stray from the path!

Paul: (upon hearing that Gary is a clairvoyant) "So, Gary, what do you see for us: Fortune? Great careers? Marriage, maybe? Gary: DEATH!

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Evil Ed

1997

Bondage Face: Don't you fucking look at me!

Eddie: Where the fuck's my chainsaw?

Sam Campbell: Where's my beaver-rape scene?

Eddie: Daddy's gonna cuuut, Daddy's gonna cuuut...

Sam Campbell: And remember like we say here at the Splatter & Gore department... "You keep them heads rolling", hear...

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Evolution

2002 (mini)

Erasmus Darwin: (after hearing Charles's remarks about how delicious some of the South American game is) So, now we know why they became extinct - eaten by Charlie Darwin!

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Ewige Jude, Der

1940

Adolf Hitler: If the international finance - Jewry inside and outside Europe - should succeed in plunging the nations into a world war yet again, then the outcome will not be the victory of Jewry, but rather the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!

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Ex-Lady

1933

Nick Malvyn: I won't marry you. Helen Bauer: Is that a promise?

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Execution of Justice

1999 (TV)

Harvey Milk: If a bullet should enter my brain, let it destroy every closet door in America.

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Exercise in Discipline - Peel, An

1982

(first lines) Sister/aunt: You don't want other opinions, don't ask for them.

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Existo

1999

Maxine: Spin the Bishop!

Maxine: "She is... excruciatingly... white, isn't she? Somebody help me out here, am I missing the point? Is she communicating *anything* beyond 'fuck me please, my brain is missing?'"

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Exit

2005/I

Blanche: Life's funny Frank. But not half as funny as you look trying to keep it from happening.

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Expecting Mercy

2000

Edward Slayter: (Jackie is holding Edward at gunpoint) What do you want from me? Jackie: You should have asked me that years ago.

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Experience Preferred... But Not Essential

1982 (TV)

Doreen: (regarding her roommates late-night antics with her boyfriend) It's like a Swedish film in there! I feel sea-sick.

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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

2003

Ty Pennington: Ripping down someone's house is fantastic fun!

Ty Pennington: Bus driver, move that bus!

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Extremism Breaks My Balls

2000

Scarlett Anderson: Without balls, I don't have any use for you anymore.

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Eye for an Eye

2003/II

Judge Extreme Akim: Today, justice is a baseball bat.

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Eye of the Beholder

1999

Alex: Why me? Joanna: Because you can't see who I really am.

Stephen: The last time I blinked I lost you.

(Knocking on door) Gary: No milk today, Thanks. (Knocking continues) Gary: Thank you. Now piss off and mind your own FUCKING business!

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Eye of the Dictator

1988

Reichminister Joseph Goebbels: The people must never so much as suspect that mistakes have been made. Otherwise, they lose faith in the cause. And it is they who must die for it.

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Eye of the Needle

1981

Faber: The war has come down to the two of us.

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Eye of the Storm

1991

Father: You got what you wanted. Why don't you just get out of here? Killer Girl: Well, that's just not our style.

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Eyeball Eddie

2000

Coach Cook: Now, I know that eye of yours is a handicap and that's O.K., I'm not here to take away your blue parking space.

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Eyes Down

2003

Ray: (greeting Kitty, Kay and Kathline) Ah, the Three Musty-Dears!

Ray: (on being told Kitty, Kay and Kathleen will be late for bingo) And you all said voodoo was a long-shot.

Ray: (on Sandy's lack of intelligence) The wheel's going round but the hamster's dead!

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Eyes in the Night

1942

(talking to Duncan Maclain's dog) Alistar: I'm off to the Harlem Squash and Tennis Club to meet my dream girl. (Alistar opens the door and the dog flattens him to pursue a female canine in the street) Alistar: Why, you wolf!

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Eyes of Fire

1983

Will Smythe: Please let's us take the generious town's providings, but the Lord giveth that he take it away. This is a good town, I only hope that all you good people could come with me... to the promised land.

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Eyes

2005

Meg Bardo: Hi. You were here last week, right? Melody: I'm here every week. Meg Bardo: I'm Meg. Melody: I'm Melody. (looks her up and down) You need to talk to Sheri. I don't do girls. Meg Bardo: What? Uh, me neither. But I have $1000 chip that's yours if you can tell me the story on the player who got ripped off last week.

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Eyewitness

1981

Lt Jacobs: When he was a kid, Aldo must have wanted to be a suspect when he grew up.

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EZ Streets

1996 (TV)

Quinn's father: You can only be betrayed by the people you trust.

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F. Scott Fitzgerald and 'The Last of the Belles'

1974 (TV)

(last lines) Zelda Fitzgerald: Seems like no matter who you start out writin' about, it always turns out to be about us. Poor good fellow. I reckon you think that if you write the story often enough maybe some time, some way, it will have a happy ending.

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Fabled

2002

Narrator: There once was a wolf named Lupold, who was black as coal... As thick as a tree trunk... And feared like death. He had teeth the size of carving knives, powerful claws of stone, and eyes that glowed like fat fire flies. He could smell your sweat before the first bead broke from your skin, he could hear your heart beat from miles away and he could see you even in the blackest of pitch.

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Fbodjntan

1978

Britt: Please Monika, don't blow... in the horn.

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Facade

2000

Frederic Colbert: If you fuck with the French, you fuck with history!

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Facas e Anjos

2000 (TV)

Catita: A vida no tem graa.

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Face of Terror

2003

Nick Harper: I go where the fight takes me!

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Factotum

2005

Henry Chinaski: Jan was an excellent fuck. She had a tight pussy. And she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.

Henry Chinaski: I decided to clean up the apartment. I thought I must be turning into a fag.

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Fail Safe

2000 (TV)

Tommy Grady, Col Grady's Son: Dad! How long is this one gonna be? Col Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6: Shouldn't be too late. Tommy Grady, Col Grady's Son: Are you sure? Col Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6: I'm positive. Tommy Grady, Col Grady's Son: Only fools are positive. Col Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6: Are you sure? Tommy Grady, Col Grady's Son: I'm positive.

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Fainaru fantaj

1987 (VG)

Several characters: WARRIORS, revive the power of the ORBS!

Fountain: See your face in the water! How dirty! Come, wash your face!

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FairyTale: A True Story

1997

Harry Houdini: Anything can be faked by anyone.

Harry Houdini: Never try to fool children. They expect nothing and therefore see everything.

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