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Doorstep Delivery

2003

Dave Kelsey: Now we've got all the evidence we need to go public. It's like the bloody X-files this! I've got to get these photos off my system now, but the copies are safe. I've got to go. Just make sure the spooks can't trace them to me.

Alison Campbell: We can find anyone we want.

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Dorf's Golf Bible

1987 (V)

(Waldo has just given Dorf a putter at the very beginning of the first hole. Dorf looks at him sarcastically.) Dorf: Five-hundred-yard putt?

Waldo: Sorry I'm late! Dorf: Late? Ten or twenty minutes is being late! According to my watch, you're missing!

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Double Agent 73

1974

Chesty: Flowers are pretty, aren't they?

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Double Dare

1976/II

(Opening announcement) Announcer: Take a risk! Take a chance! Take a dare! Play the game of "DOUBLE DARE"! With the host of "Double Dare," ALEX TREBEK!

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Double Dragon

1994

Guisman: You are weak like your father. Billy Lee: Your ugly like your mother.

Guisman: Huey, Lewis, any news?

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Double Dragon

1993/I

Jimmy Lee: For Fight! Billy Lee: For Might! Billy Lee, Jimmy Lee: We are Double Dragon!

Billy Lee: (after someone discovered their identities because he recoginized the back seat of his car) I told you to clean up the back of the car! Jimmy Lee: Hey, man, I was busy!

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Double jeu

1997

Rosa: So, our weekend gets ruined for... Virtual Killer II. Ben: Take it easy, if Part II is as bad as Part I, it won't take long to trash.

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A Double Life

1947

Anthony John: How's the chicken cacciatore? Pat Kroll: It's your stomach.

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Double Threat

1993

Monica Martel: This is Hollywood, Eric. No one loves anyone. They just pretend to.

Monica Martel: I never had to do a nude scene in any of my films - I'm not starting now.

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Dough for the Do-Do

1949

Porky Pig: I've got the last dodo! I've got the last dodo! (runs with the dodo in the horizon.) Dodo: (hundreds of dodos appear.) Yep! He's got the last dodo! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!

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Dough Ray Me-ow

1948

Heathcliff: Well, if I can't take it with me, then I'm not going!

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Douze travaux d'Astrix, Les

1976

Julius Caesar: Brutus, stop playing with that knife. You'll end up hurting someone.

Oblix: Oh, Asterix! He called me "Fatty!"

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Down Among the Big Boys

1993 (TV)

Jean Donnelly: I never planned for my life to be shite.

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Down Argentine Way

1940

Glenda Crawford, aka Glenda Cunningham: Excuse me, I've got to go see a man about a horse.

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Down the P.C.H.

2005

Noah O'Hara: That's tight. Tiggle bitties!

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Down

2001

Mitchell: We live in a vertical world. If you can't trust the elevators, what the fuck *can* you trust?

Jennifer Evans: I'll pee on them.

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Downhill

1927

(first title card) Title Card: Here is a tale of two school-boys who made a pact of loyalty. One of them kept it - at a price.

(first lines) Dr Dawson: I wish you had more boys like Roddy to send us, Sir Thomas.

(last lines) Sir Thomas Berwick: Roddy, can you ever forgive me?

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Downtime

1995 (V)

Brigadier: Go back to Hell. You're not wanted here!

Travers: Tell me, Brigadier, which part of my great plan do you admire the most? Brigadier: None of it. For a so-called Intelligence it's pretty damned stupid.

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Downtown

1990

Henry Coleman: A fuck-up. Another goddamn, four-star, class-A fuck-up! Every backward candy-ass shit-for-brains fuck-up in the city, I get 'em. Not Wynnefield, not South Philly, not Germantown, me!

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Downtown

1999

Jen: Look, Alex! It's a window *and* a metaphor of your life!

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Dr Alien

1989

Wesley: You stay away from me. You are not of this earth! Xenobia: Wesley, you say that as if it were a negative thing.

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Dr Caligari

1989

Gus Pratt: Juice me, I'm a shiver boy.

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Dr Cyclops

1940

Dr Alexander Thorkel: Now you can call me "cyclops", because I have one good eye.

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Dr Gillespie's Criminal Case

1943

Dr Lee Wong How: I'm small, but I'm from Brooklyn!

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Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

1965

Craig Gamble: What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

Donald J. Penney, SIC man: Sometimes I suspect that you forget you're a member of Secret Intelligence Command. You're a SIC man.

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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

1968 (TV)

Devlin: My God, Henry, what you've done... it's satanic!

Mr Hyde: If you kill me, you'll be killing Henry Jekyll! Devlin: You don't understand, do you? Jekyll deserves to die--he's the one who's responsible, not you.

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Dr Ruth's House

1990 (TV)

Dr Ruth: There is no such thing as a true aphrodisiac.

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Dr Terror's House of Horrors

1965

Dawson: Schreck? That's a German word isn't it? Means fear or horror. Dr Schreck: A more exact translation would be terror. An unfortunate misnomer for I am the mildest of men.

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Dracula: Prince of Darkness

1966

Alan Kent: You forget about all of this in the morning, you'll see. Helen Kent: There'll be no morning for us.

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Drcula

1931/II

Eva: (English subtitle) The next morning, I felt very weak as if I had lost my virginity.

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Dracula

1958

Count Dracula: I am Dracula and I welcome you to my house. I must apologize for not being here to greet you personally, but I trust you've found everything you needed.

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Drago da Maldade contra o Santo Guerreiro, O

1969

Antonio das Mortes: God made the Land. Satan the fences.

Laura: Now, I do not know which is worse: killing, or not being brave enough to.

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Dragon Ball Z: Budokai

2002 (VG)

Vegeta: Big Bang Attack!

Trunks: Burning Attack!

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Dragon Ball Z: The Movie - Dead Zone

2000 (TV)

Piccolo: Goku... this time I'm gonna finish you off for good!

Piccolo: You are just a coward! You and the other two won't take me by surprise this time. (Picollo defeats one of Garlic Jr's henchmen) Piccolo: You were so easy to beat one on one.

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Dragon Tales

1999

Wheezie: Love It!

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Dragonard

1987

Captain Shanks: (after seeing Richard Abdee rendered unconscious by 100 blows with a whip) Give 'im another hundred!

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Dragonball Z 5: Tobikkiri no saiky tai saiky

1991

Coola: Die, Sayian!

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Dragon's Lair II: Timewarp

1991 (VG)

Giant Serpent: Thief! Mother in law: (smacks him) Oh, shut up!

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A Dream Called Walt Disney World

1981 (V)

Narrator: If you ever had a dream, and had that dream come true, then you know a little something about the magic of Walt Disney World.

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Dream Kitchen

1999

Da: Shall I die of old age before I learn what animates you so? Speak swiftly son. Lest you consign your poor father to the grave for curiosity. Son: Father, I'm gay! Da: Nay. 'Tis not true. I am not deserving of such good fortune. A son of mine gay?

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Dream Lover

1994

Ray: Can I come up, I mean just for five minutes? Lena: It wouldn't take five minutes.

Ray: What's the problem? Lena: I like you, that's the problem... I really like you.

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Dream On

1990

Claire: I'm sorry, is the smoke bothering you? Martin: Actually, yes. Claire: Then don't inhale.

Gibby: How's the operation? Martin: What operation? Gibby: Since you handed in your son's book to your mistress, I assume you got a new pair of balls.

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Dream with the Fishes

1997

Aunt Elise: Guys, you've got to use the coasters, else we're no better than the animals.

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Dreamboat

1952

(Reading aloud.) Denham: Ham. To be or not to be.

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Drei fr Robin Hood

2003 (V)

Bernd das Brot: Mist!

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Drenched in Melancholy

2004

Confused Guy at fountain: WHOAREYOU?

Glenda Bernstein: Doesn't she have a... PHOBIA?

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Drengene fra Angora

2004

Man: I might not be good-looking, but I am bloody fast.

Kaare: That's not a problem.

Kaare: Where is Kaare?

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Dressed to Kill

1946

Sherlock Holmes: The truth can only be found by the painstaking elimination of the untrue

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Drifting

1999

Peter: Explain your mother. Explain a brownie, or a cookie, or linen sheets, or anything you love so much that just keeps you going. If you are truly empty, then you are nothing, and something that exists in nothing is nothing. But you're not nothing. You're Matthew. Matthew: I'm Matthew? Peter: You are Matthew, and that's all you know. That's everything.

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Drive

2002

Arai Jyoun: Live in faith, you bastards! Wake up to wisdom and compassion, you motherfuckers!

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Driver

1999 (VG)

Tanner: What do you know about a guy named Rudy? Mojo: Rudy? I don't know no Rudy. (Tanner gives him money.) Mojo: Oh, that Rudy! He don't like you at all, man. If your brakes ain't workin', he's the cat who knows why.

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Dropping Out

2000

Henry: (singing restaurant jingle) Domo Arigato, Taco Gato! (beat) Domo!

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Drugs

2003 (V)

Ashley: I swear to God and the Virgin Mary, even though shes really good in bed, that I will never take a meat beat again.

Emily: You're the most fucked virgin I know.

Deep-Voiced Interrogator: So where does this fascination with Natalie Portman come in? Didn't you say you wanted to have real sex with her? Ashley: (pause) Doesn't Everybody?

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Du rififi chez les hommes

1955

Ida Farrati: You're not the only one that had an unhappy childhood, there are millions like you (who have remained honest) and, in my eyes, *they* are the tough ones, not you!

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Duck Soup to Nuts

1944

Daffy Duck: I'm not just your ordinary, meat-on-the-table duck. I'm gifted. I'm just slopping over with talent.

Daffy Duck: You can't catch me, fatso, because I can hold my breath underwater practically indefinitely.

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Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

2000 (V)

Alcoholic dad: Not my good guns!

Derwick: I don't hate you, mom, but I'm gonna kill myself at school today.

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Ducking the Devil

1957

Daffy Duck: I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a *greedy* craven little coward. I just gotta have that five Gs!

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DuckTales

1987

Scrooge McDuck: A sea monster ate my ice cream!

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Duct Tape Forever

2002

Harold Green: I know this isn't a dream because I'm dressed.

Red Green: (over phone to kidnapper) Mr Stiles, I understand you have something from the shallow end of my gene pool.

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Dudley Do-Right

1999

Snidley Whiplash: That's no fair! They've got rocks and all we've got is machine guns!

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Due notti con Cleopatra

1953

Cleopatra: What would you do if you were in my place? Handmaiden: If I had a husband like Marc Antony I would be faithful to him. Cleopatra: A dog is faithful, a woman never.

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Duel at Diablo

1966

Ellen Grange: You're going to kill me. Chata: No. You will be alive when I bury you in the grave of my son.

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Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

2002 (VG)

Duke: It's time to deliver max pain on the a-train.

Duke: Say hello to my little friend.

Duke: (after trying to open a locked door via a control panel) Mother fucking keycards!

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Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

1998 (VG)

Duke Nukem: I HATE bacon!

Duke Nukem: Squeal piggy, SQUEAL!

Duke Nukem: Is it true that you Roman girls have Roman hands? Heh heh heh heh.

Duke Nukem: Friends, Romans, countrymen... lend me your chicks.

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Duma

2005

Ripkuna: Your cheetah is a great hunter. I'm very impressed... he caught an egg!

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Dumy amerikanskie

2004 (V)

Irina: It is six thousand miles to America. It shouldn't be six thousand years.

Irina: Look at all these statues! Nikolai: You should never need this many Lenins to run a country.

Zhanna: I do not think my teacher would let me out of class to begin a revolution.

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Dung fong saam hap

1993

Tung: So you're a woman. Chat: So you're a bitch.

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Dunked in the Deep

1949

Larry: Pre-war? Moe: Next war!

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Dust Devil

1992

Joe Niemand: There's a whole lot of power in fingers and knots and knuckles and such. If you want to win a war, you gotta have a whole fistful of knuckles! Ben Mukurob: You smoke too much, Joe.

Dust Devil: There is no good or evil, only spirit and matter. Only movement toward the light - and away from it.

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Dutiful But Dumb

1941

Curly Cluck: Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for three photographers... they ain't in here!

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Dvrgen

1973

The Dwarf: There's more toys... upstairs!

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DVD Discoveries

2003 (V)

David Britten Prior: DVD has not gotten me laid once. Charles de Lauzirika Charles: Not even with Fight Club? My God!

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Dweller

2002 (V)

Jake: Don't worry about it, your brother is like V.D., he'll be back!

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Dylan Moran: Monster

2004 (V)

Dylan Moran: What a lovely day. The trees are singing, the birds are swaying.

Dylan Moran: To me religion seems like a bunch of people talking to their imaginary friend.

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Dyo xenoi

1997

Deni Markora: Now, let's not make overgeneralisations... Not all men are nasty, some of them are dead.

Party Guest: I am so glad I meet you, Miss Markora! I have heard *so* many things about you. Deni Markora: Yeah, but you can't prove anything.

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Dypets ensomhet

1995

(first lines) (English voiceover) Narrator: A good job - as I always say - for a man, a good job is the key to a life in balance.

(last lines) (English voiceover) Narrator: She's been by my side ever since. And I'm happy, so happy that I can hardly breathe. It bothers me.

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E-Ring

2005

Colonel McNulty: Sunday mornings at the Pentagon. Can't you just feel the love?

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tornato Sabata... hai chiuso un'altra volta

1971

Friend: I give you my word. Sabata: It's pretty difficult to cash that.

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Early Days

1981 (TV)

Sir Richard Kitchen: I became a pain in the arse. In the arse of this world I deployed my talents.

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Early to Bed

1941

Donald Duck: I may be a duck, but I'm human.

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Earthly Possessions

1999 (TV)

Jake: You're gonna move over, and you're gonna steer the fuckin' car! Charlotte: Okay.

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East of Sumatra

1953

Cowboy: Just think, within slingin' distance of a dead cat, there's millions o' unborn beer cans! Nature sure is wonderful.

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Easter Fever

1980 (TV)

Jack: Hopsha-hopsha, quick-like-a-bunny!

Jack: A egg... another egg... eggs benedict... EGGS BENEDICT?

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Eastwood After Hours: Live at Carnegie Hall

1997 (TV)

Eastwood, Clint: (on learning jazz pieces) I found out it was a good way to get along in society if you could sit down and play a number or two. I worked at it for a while, but I didn't really work at it as rigorously, and I got sidetracked and became an actor, so it kind of ruined my whole career.

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Easy Virtue

1928

(first title card) Title Card: Virtue is its own reward they say - but 'easy virtue' is society's reward for a slandered reputation.

(first lines) Prosecutor: Mrs Filton do you wish the Jury to believe the co-respondent never kissed you?

(last lines) Larita Filton: (to news photographers) Shoot! There's nothing left to kill.

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Eat the Rich

1987

Banquet Guest: (being thrown out of the dining room) I'm with the group!

Alex: It's amazing how a few minutes with a gun can change your life.

Alex: (Alex and his troupe have crossbows drawn on the diners at "Bastards") *Die*, meat-eaters!

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Eaten Alive

1977

Buck: My name is Buck and i'm ready to fuck!

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Ebenezer

1997 (TV)

Ebenezer Scrooge: I'll give you some good advice, be selfish, be greedy and trust no one.

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Echo Park

1986

Commercial Director: The smoke is supposed to be coming out of the nose holes, not the asshole, it's so simple!

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Echte Kerle

1996

Edgar: The best love stories have sad endings.

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Echter Hausfrauenfreund, Ein

1975

Peter Hamm as Albert Hoover: I'm sorry, I've had it. Why don't you check with Dial-A-Rape, Miss Piggy?

The Lord: I feel just as horny as a Brahms symphony!

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cole de la chair, L'

1998

Quentin: You can still see me. Dominique: But you're getting married. Quentin: I'm going to be a husband, not a monk.

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ECW Barely Legal

1997 (TV)

"Ravishing" Rick Rude: It's Howdy Doody Time, Shane Douglas! A deal's a deal. I'll take the mask off, but you better get rid of the girl, or I'll give you the ass-kicking of a lifetime!

Shane Douglas: You don't have to like me and I don't give a shit if you do!

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Ed and His Dead Mother

1993

Ed's Mother: I'm sorry, we don't have any tea, WANT SOME OF THIS? (Raises chainsaw)

Ed Chilton: My mother was a hardware man, and she taught me it was better to be a hammer than a nail.

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Ed

1996

Jack "Duece" Cooper: I am going to spank that monkey!

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Eddie and the Cruisers

1983

Frank Ridgeway: Can I help you guys? Sal Amato: Yeah, tell Tony Eddie and the Cruisers are here.

Eddie Wilson: I want something great. I want something that's never been done before! Sal Amato: Why? We ain't great. We're just some guys from Jersey.

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Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off

2003 (TV)

Eddie: They're carrots, whatever you do to them, they're going to taste like carrots!

Frankie: I'd rather pull out my nose hairs. DB: I'm with him. I'd rather pull out his nose hairs.

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Edgemont

2000

Laurel Yeung: Any other deeply personal questions you'd like to ask? Mark Deosdade: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Laurel Yeung: Yes, but it was dark. Mark Deosdade: Seriously? Laurel Yeung: No! (laughter)

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Education for Death

1943

Adolf Hitler: Heute gehrt uns Deutschland - morgen, die ganze Welt! Narrator: Today, we own Germany - tomorrow, the whole world!

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Einsamkeit der Krokodile, Die

2000

(As Elias is freeing pigs from their pens) Elias: 'Wir sind leise Schweine... Shhh!' Elias: 'We are quite pigs... Shhh!'

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