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Blonde Inspiration

1941

Regina Mason: Father, why don't you stand up for yourself; are you a man or a mouse? Reginald Mason: I must be a man; your mother is afraid of mice.

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Blonde

2001 (mini)

Norma Jean Baker: I'm the President's personal wind-up sex toy.

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Blondes Have More Guns

1995

Harry Bates: We were heating up like two poodles in a microwave!

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Blondie for Victory

1942

(Blondie has observer duty at the local dam) J.C. Dithers: A wife's place is in the home... and not by a dam site!

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Blondie Goes to College

1942

Blondie: I know more stuff than I can understand.

J.C. Dithers: (to Blondie) Dagwood will probably come back from college smart as a whip. (closes door) J.C. Dithers: ... but I doubt it.

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Blondie's Holiday

1947

Paul Madison: I went to school with Bumstead. They let him graduate so they could have his desk.

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Blood Alley

1955

Capt Tom Wilder: (spoken through voice tube to engine room) If you want a last look at home, you'd better take it now. Tack: (heavy with sorrow) I looked.

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Blood & Donuts

1995

Stephen: Am I employing retards? I have nothing against retards in general, I just can't afford to employ them.

Earl: What's, like, your take on heaven.

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Blood and Wine

1996

Victor: There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth.

Alex Gates: I've got an idea. Why don't you sit down at your desk and write down all your complaints, and when I come back, we can have one of those long arguments you like so much.

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Blood Beach

1981

Pearson: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it.

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Blood for Dracula

1974

Count Dracula: The blood of these whores is killing me.

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Blood from the Mummy's Tomb

1971

Corbeck: The meek shall NOT inherit the earth. They can't be trusted with it.

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Blood Games

1990

Mino Collins: There is no such thing as pain.

Donna: I have been pushed around my whole life by men, and I'm sick of it!

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Blood: The Last Vampire

2000

David: You ASSHOLE! Don't ever piss her off again! As far as we know, she's the only remaining original!

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Bloodlust

1992

Tad: I say fuckin' A! Frank: You always say "fuckin' A."

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Bloodlust

2004 (V)

The Stalker: I'm going to crush your skull, open it up and spread your brains on crackers like pate!

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Bloodmatch

1991

Brick Bardo: Ain't life a bitch? Ain't it just one great big goddamn son of a whore?

Brick Bardo: Sorry to interrupt you - should have known what a cheap slut you are.

Connie Angel: I think of it as money - I kiss his money - I sleep with his money.

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Bloodsport 2

1996

Alex Cardo: Police, John. John: You set me up? Alex Cardo: Ha ha, payback's a bitch, yah.

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Bloody Birthday

1981

Joyce Russel: This is Debbie's chart. It's really weird. Because there was an eclipse the day she was born, both the sun and the moon were blocking Saturn. There should be something missing from her personality.

Curtis Taylor: (about to spy on Beverly) But what if she catches us? Debbie Brody: No way. All her brains are in her bra!

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Bloody Roar 4

2003 (VG)

Jenny: You're sexy when you're in pain.

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Bloody Sunday

2002

Ivan Cooper: I just want to say this to the British Government... You know what you've just done, don't you? You've destroyed the civil rights movement, and you've given the IRA the biggest victory it will ever have. All over this city tonight, young men... boys will be joining the IRA, and you will reap a whirlwind.

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Bloom

2003/I

Stephen Dedalus: History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake

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Blossom

1990 (TV)

Six: Oh my God, it's Joey!

Joey Russo: Whoa!

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Blossoms In the Dust

1941

Edna: Do I look like a hussy?

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Blotto

1930

Mrs Laurel: How much does that gun cost? Shopkeeper: Oh, you mean the one with the double barrel? Mrs Laurel: Yes! Shopkeeper: Oh, step inside please. Step inside. Mrs Laurel: (follows him inside shop) And I'd like to buy a box bullets too.

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Blow Out

1981

Sally: Ya know, the only trouble I ever got into was when I was TOO careful!

Jack Terry: No one wants to know about conspiracy any more!

Jack Terry: I'm trying to save our asses! Sally: I'll look after my OWN ass, thank you!

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Blown Away

1994

Ryan Gaerity: I've come to create a new country called chaos, and a new government called anarchy.

Kate Dove: (helping Lizzie turn on the stove) Which hand do you pledge allegiance with?

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Blue Girl

1999

Punan: I got myself into a hole. But there were no bunny rabbits there. It wasn't that kind of hole... No. There were only rats in this hole.

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Blue Hill Avenue

2001

Benny: Your ghetto card has been pulled.

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Blue Ice

1992

Harry Anders: Schoenberg always struck me as being a bit of a wanker.

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Blue Montana Skies

1939

(first lines) Bob Causer: Well, that half-breed sure knows what he's talkin' about. This trading post has got half of the white fox in Canada.

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Blue Murder

2003

(DCI Lewis has just disciplined DI Mayne for inaproriate behaviour, and is walking along the corridor) DI Richard Mayne: I'm holding two fingers up at you. Is that allowed? DCI Janine Lewis: Fine. DI Richard Mayne: You're off your head. DCI Janine Lewis: And you're an arrogant winker.

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Blue Remembered Hills

1979 (TV)

Donald Duck: (playing house) I should bloody damn and bloody blast and bugger and bloody flaming bloody well think so and all. Give us a kiss!

Donald Duck: (pretending that he's cut his thumb off at the sawmill) Nine or ten pints of scrumpy, that's what I want; I've lost a lot of blood!

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Blue Steel

1990

Eugene Hunt: Death is the best kick of all. That's why they save it for last.

Nick Mann: Y'know what I love about this city? You can throw a stick up in the air and it'll land on a taxi or an ambulance.

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Blue Thunder

1984

PVC: Well what's that bird Chaney? You look like you're flying my Grandmother's old wringle washer!

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Bluebeard's Eighth Wife

1938

Nicole de Loiselle: I wish someone would tell you what I really think of you.

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Bluebirds

1989

Mabel Fletcher: (singing) There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover... Irish Lady: *Not* your singing, Mabel!

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Blunder Boys

1955

Moe: I'm Halliday. Larry: I'm Terriday. Shemp: I'm St. Patricks Day!

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BMX XXX

2002 (VG)

Sheep Hills shopper: That's what you get for being Spawn-of-Satan!

Syracuse cop: There's nothing like the smell of urine in the morning... to wake you up.

Syracuse woman: Man, my nipples can cut glass.

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Bo hao

1991

Ho: You are just interested in her tits, right? Well, I can get you a girl with tits bigger than your head!

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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

1969

Ted Henderson: First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.

Alice Henderson: Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part? Ted Henderson: Yeah.

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Bob Marley and the Wailers: The Bob Marley Story

1984

Bunny Wailer: "That is like when the Children of Israel gathered around the Ark of the Covenant. Doesn't happen every day. When it happens, it's something to write about."

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Bob the Builder

1999

Bob: Can we fix it? Scoop: Yes we can! Lofty: Um... yeah, I think so.

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Bob

1999

Bob Joe: Life is like a box of crap. It smells funny and looks like crap in a box.

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Bobby Loves Mangos

1998

April Harris: I wish all of Maine was as exciting as Cabot Cove.

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Boca

1994

Boca: We are all whores, because everyone has a price.

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Body and Soul

1947

Charley Davis: What are you gonna do? Kill me? Everybody dies.

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Body and Soul

1981

Julie Winters: I just wish your were double jointed so you could turn around and kiss your own ass.

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Body Bags

1993 (TV)

Pete: I forgot my credit card.

The Coroner: (looking at bodies) Natural causes... Natural causes... Natural causes... I hate natural causes! Give me a big stab wound to poke at and then I'm happy.

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Body Count

1998

Pike: The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow.

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Body Double

1984

Holly: I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.

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Body Fever

1969

Charlie Smith: My whole life has been a movie, but I keep getting the reels mixed up.

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Body Shots

1999

Trent: A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuckin' earthquake, right? I was doing this one Bertha once, I swear to God it was like a 7.5. It's like, I'm lookin' at my dick, going, "Jesus Christ, why can't you do that?"

Michael Penorisi: Things are going to get U-G-L-Y.

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Bodywork

1999

Billy Hunch: (questioning a murder suspect's girlfriend) Do you remember Mr Guppy saying anything strange that night? Fiona Money: 'I'm a green oblong with rounded edges.'

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Bogo

2005

Sam: I just eat the whole perch, bones and all!

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Bogus

1996

Harriet: This isn't going to work. I haven't had a conversation with a child since I was a child.

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Boksuneun naui geot

2002

Park Dong-jin: I know you're a good guy... but you know why I have to kill you...

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Boku no Marie

1996 (V)

Hiroshi: (loudly, in a noodle bar) I can have ladies' undies delivered to my home!

Hibiki: If you don't do it with me now you're gonna spend the rest of your life with severely backed-up hormones!

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Bollywood

1994

(translated to english, Abulah says to Pak Daddy) Abulah: You dirty rat, you killed my wife, now I'm going to kill you! Pak Daddy: Why? I didn't think you would care!

Kahndeep, Surban: Ouromov me wax. Daddy, Pak: I kill you! Kahndeep, Surban: Oh please kind sir no don't! Daddy, Pak: Okay. Kahndeep, Surban: (makes a sound clicking his lips in thanks)

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A Bomba

2001

Police Officer #1: Goddamnit, this guy won't talk! Police Officer #2: (Surprised) Of course he won't talk, you cutted out his throat. Police Officer #1: I did? Police Officer #2: Yeah, and you forced them to eat it next. Police Officer #1: Shit! I thought I had done it with the other guy.

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Bombardier

1943

Burton Hughes: You're quite an entomologist. Sgt. Archie Dixon: Nope! But I know all about bugs.

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Bombay Boys

1998

Dolly: You know the Bible? My story is longer than that.

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Bomber Harris

1989 (TV)

Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris: War. The only thing that matters is you *win*. You bloody well *win*!... And then to Hell with it.

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Bon Voyage

1944

(first title card) Title Card: London, 1943. After escaping from Germany, RAF Sergeant John Dougall is questioned about his journey by a French Intelligence officer.

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Bon Voyage!

1962

(on the beach at Cannes, Harry and Skipper are watching Elliott chat up a pretty French girl, as the girl's mother looks on disapprovingly) Skipper Willard: How do you like Elliott's new moustache, Dad? Harry Willard: I think I like the one on the girl's mother better.

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Bonanno: A Godfather's Story

1999 (TV)

Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: You can't make money with a gun in your hand.

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Bonanza: The Return

1993 (TV)

Benjamin 'Benj' Cartwright: Maybe we should try a new approach. Bronc Evans: I only know one way - and that's head on!

Benjamin 'Benj' Cartwright: It's a new country... a new world. Everything's changing. Bronc Evans: Change, just for the sake of it, ain't always good.

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Bone Daddy

1998

William H. Palmer: I don't like your defensive attitude. It doesn't mean you are offended, it means you are insecure.

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Bongwater

1997

Tony: David, guess who stopped smoking? David: Who? Tony: Your house!

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Bonjour tristesse

1958

Anne Larson: You know, I spent my honeymoon by the sea 12 years ago. Cecile: Did you like it? I mean, the place? Anne Larson: Yes, I liked both it and the place.

Cecile: It's getting out of control. I just wish I were a lot older or a lot younger.

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Bonnie Scotland

1935

Ollie: We would like for you to give us a room and a bath. Mrs Bickerdike: I can give you the room, but you'll have to take the bath yourself.

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Booby Dupes

1945

Moe: We'll have to bail out! (the stooges boat has a hole in it) Larry: I ain't got a parachute!

Larry: (after selling the Stooges' car) I'd like to see him start our car. (the stooges start laughing) Boat Man: I'd like to see you start that boat.

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Bookies

2003

Toby: I wonder all the time, is there any significance to the people we meet in our lives? Does our life follow fate, or chance?

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Boomerang!

1947

Harry O'Shea: It's been a pleasure meeting you, Mr Wade. T. M. Wade: I know.

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Bor lei jun

1999

Bu: Who would give you a sense of security? You should give yourself the sense of security.

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Border Incident

1949

Zopilote: What is cheaper than time, senor? Everybody has the same amount.

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Border Patrol

2000 (TV)

villain (unknown) : You don't bring a gun to a fight like this. You bring God, or the Devil Himself.

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Border

1997

Major Kuldeep Singh: (laughs madly) Dharamvir: May I ask you a question, Sir? There must be some difference between madness and patriotism? Major Kuldeep Singh: Dharamvir, what you call madness comes from faith. And I have full faith that God is with me, not with the enemy.

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Bordertown

1995 (mini)

Kenneth Pearson: Behold! The finger painted egg! My... GOD... the artistry! the vision! The universality of human experience! (crushes egg in hand) try engaging the mind Mr.Pearson, you'll find it will vastly increase your job satisfaction. I don't remember being this 'satisfied' since I last opened my veins in the bath.

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Born in Flames

1983

Woman at Induction: Why we call it army? I thought army was for the men.

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Born Rich

2003

Luke Weil: Did you ever have an encounter that rubs you the wrong way? It's whoever pisses you off. And I'm up at boarding school. And this kid's from like some shit town in Connecticut. You know, I don't know. I can just say, fuck you, I'm from New York. I can buy your family, piss off. And this is petty, and this is weak. And this is very underhanded, but it's so easy, you know.

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Born Romantic

2000

Jimmy: Are you alright? Jocelyn: My boyfriend just tried to mug me! Jimmy: You can't trust anyone these days.

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Born to Win

1971

(first lines) J: They same I'm a charmer... that I charm the people I hustle. Well, that comes after dealing with women, after hairdressing. I love to dress hair! But being that I know what to do, being that I'm hip enough to know, I do it!

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B.O.R.N.

1988

Dr Farley: You ARE a greedy bitch, Liz! Liz: YOUR greed feeds mine, Dr.!

(Planning an escape.) Liz: I'll meet you in the ambulance in five minutes, and if not, then Hong Kong!

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Borrowed Trouble

1948

(Hopalong Cassidy's former school teacher calls him "William") California Carlson: William? Who's William? Lucky Jenkins: I guess she means Hoppy. California Carlson: But that ain't his right name... it's Bill!

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Bosko's Picture Show

1933

Bosko: That dirty fox!

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Bossen i byen

1988 (TV)

Female concertgoer: This is the best night. Second only to my births. Yes, he's just as good, at least.

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Bossu, Le

1997

Lagardre: Si tu ne viens pas Lagardre, Lagardre ira a toi!!

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Boundin'

2003

Narrator: Now in this world of ups and downs, so nice to know there are Jackalopes around.

Narrator: Pink? Pink? Well, what's wrong with pink? I think you have a big kink in your think.

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Bowery Bugs

1949

Bugs Bunny: Enter, oh seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead!

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Bowling Balls

2004 (V)

Shaggy: Gimme the ball! (talking about severed head) J: You ain't getting this ball. (grabs crotch) Get these balls, faggot!

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Box of Moon Light

1996

Luvven Coddle: I sense a - a yearning in you - a - a searching - almost - as if you're lost. You've been lost for a long, long time. Am I right?... You found Jesus, Al. Al Fountain: Why? Is he missing?

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Boxing Gloves

1929

Joe: Dog gonnit! Dog gonnit! Don't you ever do that again! If there's one thing that makes me mad, it's to get my hair mussed!

Mary Ann: I want a ticket and a half. Pete ain't twelve yet.

Farina: Boy, I think my brain just laid an idea!

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Boxing Helena

1993

Ray O'Malley: Hasta whatever!

Russell: (watching Helena bathe in the fountain) Who is she? Doctor Nick Cavanaugh: (mesmerized) She's... Helena.

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Boys from the Blackstuff

1982 (mini)

(recurring line) Yosser Hughes: Gizza job! I can do that!

Yosser Hughes: You're Ian Rush... you look like me.

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Boys, Les

1997

Stan: I don't deserve friends like you

Roger: Did I score guys?

Guy: If it's a boy, I want to call him Saku

Opposing players: Hey real estate agent? that hurt? You like walls? you just hit one!

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Boys Town

1938

Father Edward J. Flanagan: Eternity begins in 45 minutes.

Father Edward J. Flanagan: I know that a mother can take a whip to the toughest boy in the world, and he forgets it because he knows that she loves him.

Father Edward J. Flanagan: There is no such thing as a bad boy.

Whitey Marsh: He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

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Boys

1996

Baker: God, are you always like this? Patty: Ya, I'm always like this.

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Boys

2003

Mendicant: Inphramason ees wealth!

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Brain Dead

1990

Dr Halsey: We can't all do good, but at least do no harm.

Dr Rex Martin: My brains are individuals - they're special - they're unique.

Jim Reston: (Reston proposes a chain of brain surgery boutiques with an unique advertising campaign) Had a bad childhood? We can fix it!

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