Film Dialogue 49

Python

2000 (TV)

Kristie: I thought it would be bigger!

John Cooper: Let's just say there's this little... Kristin, Greg Larsen, Theresa: LITTLE? John Cooper: Well, BIG thing after us

Tommy: (last words) You got me out of bed for a snake?

Q

1982

Jimmy Quinn: Eat 'em! Eat 'em! Crunch crunch!

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak

1988

Rashmi: When Raj and Rashmi were going back to Dehli, Rashmi says "Tum Dilli Mein Hum Se Milo Ge Naa! Agar Na Milna Ho To Milne Ka Vaada Hi Kar Do, Kam Se Kam Hamein Tuhara Intezar To Rahega" And two tears come out of her eyes.

QB VII

1974 (mini)

Abe Cady: This is one Jew you're not gonna castrate, Kelno.

Qian zuo guai

1977

Grandma: How dare you fart in front of the goddess, she'll send you straight to hell.

Jo Jo: A butterfly is pretty. But when it farts, it farts the same as as you or I. Ricky: How philosophical!

Qing cheng zhi lian

1984

Fan Liu-Yuan: When looking at Hsu's green raincoat when picking her up from the port: Your raincoat looks like a medicine jar. Fan Liu-Yuan: After a short pause: You are my medicine.

Quacker Tracker

1967

Daffy: Forget about that lifetime membership buster. With Speedy Gonzales around, life would be to short to enjoy it anyway.

Quand la mer monte...

2004

Irène: You shouldn't introduced me to your parents as your wife.

Dries: Well, they're not my parents either !

Quante volte... quella notte

1972

Duccio: ... and the girls were left in the living room. They were both magnificent, believe me! Either one could shorten your life by 10 years.

Quarterback Princess

1983 (TV)

Scott Massey: Bad enough I gotta lose, but then I have to be carried off the field by our lady quarterback. Tami Maida: What bothers you? That I'm a lady or that I'm a quarterback? Scott Massey: I wouldn't mind either if you weren't both.

¿Qué he hecho yo para merecer esto!!

1984

Miguel: (back home after being given in adoption to a pedophiliac dentist) At first it was fun, but I am too young to be tied down.

Que la lumière soit

1998

La voix de Dieu l'invisible: I wrote the Bible - the best selling book of all time! Where do they get off editing my script?

Queer Duck

1999

Oscar Wildecat: If I came out, it would kill mother. (slurp) I'll do it tonight.

Openly Gator: Christ, how did I forget the hippo?

Quella villa accanto al cimitero

1981

Bob Boyle: Ann? Mommy says you're not dead. Is that true?

(last lines) Mary Freudstein: Mae, time to go home and remember your manners. Now that Bob is staying with us, be sure to treat him like a Freudstein. For other guests are surely destined to drop in.

Quenton

Queerbait (1998)

Snob: Please don't make any babies! Quenton: I'm not smart, I just dress this way.

Querelle

1982

Narrator: And humility can only be born of humiliation, otherwise it is nothing but vanity.

Quest for Saddam

2003 (VG)

(Tom Brokaw Impersonator) : And the five day forcast for Baghdad is... two days.

Quest of the Delta Knights

1993

Thena: My two knights in shining armor. Leonardo: Not so shining.

Tee: Wisdom, composed of knowledge, judgment, and compassion.

A Question of Sport

1970

Ally McCoist: Who's that? Thomas Castainaide: It's you!

Quicksand: No Escape

1992 (TV)

Murdoch: Why is it always me?

Quicksand

1950

Bar customer: Hey how does he rate all that dough?

Landlady: Serves you right, you hussy!

Daniel 'Dan' Brady: I had the right girl all along and I didn't know it.

Quiet Fire

1991

Frank: I'm a political consultant, not an assasin! J. William Whelan: What's the difference?

Jesse Palmer: We need a room for the night. Heather: You freakin' or sleepin'?

Quints

2000 (TV)

Jim Grover: It's quints.

Nancy Grover: Zoe, have you ever changed a baby's diaper? Zoe: Does a doll count?

Nancy Grover: Let's start you off with a girl. Jamie: Boys tend to pee on you. Zoe: Um, ew.

Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith

2005

Stephen A. Smith: (at the end of each show) It's my house, but you're welcome anytime.

Rabbit-Proof Fence

2002

Moodoo: This girl is clever. She wants to go home.

Rabbit Romeo

1957

Millicent: Give to me large kiss.

Bugs Bunny: Oh, well. When in Slobovia, do as the other Slobs do.

Rabbit Test

1978

The Minister: She's a truck. She'll need a forklift to get into heaven.

Rabbit's Feat

1960

Bugs Bunny: Daddy! You're back from Peru! And we thought you had been run over by an elevator!

Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

Rabid

1977

Murray Cypher: Potato man loves ketchup man.

Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

1977

Charlie Brown: Why can't I have a normal dog like everybody else?

Schroeder: Musicians don't dance.

Race You to the Bottom

2005

(Last Lines) Maggie: Race you to the bottom!

Rachel, Rachel

1968

Rachel Cameron: Back to our respective cages.

Nurse: The operation was a success. You're out of danger. Rachel Cameron: How can I be out of danger if I'm not dead?

Racing with the Moon

1984

Henry 'Hopper' Nash/Lou: Tyrone Power never said fuck 'em.

Racket Girls

1951

Joe the Jockey: And don't forget about me. I'm Joe. Peaches Page: Hi, Joe. You're cute. Joe the Jockey: I get it - anything that is small is cute. Well, that's me. Peaches Page: Don't you know? Good things come in small packages. Joe the Jockey: (openly staring at Peaches' breasts) Not to my way of thinking.

Radio City Revels

1938

Billie Shaw: Oh, I'm sorry, but when anyone sings or plays, well, my feet won't stay still.

Harry Miller: We're gonna have yachts, motorcars, penthouses... Teddy Jordan: Oh boy, don't forget a ham sandwich!

Lester Robin: Honestly, you're as purty as the picture of a seed catalogue tomato.

Radio Stars on Parade

1945

Jerry: Oh, Junior would you accompain this young lady? Tony Romano: Anytime, anyplace and anywhere! Mike: Just a second, he means on the guitar! Tony Romano: Oh, well. It will still be a pleasure.

Radio

2003

Radio: Whe' mah pie!

Waitress: You want strawberry pie or apple pie? Radio: I wan' both!

(repeated line) Radio: That's a goo' one!

Radio: (holding pants up to the phone for approval) How dese ones, Co' Jones?

Ragazzo dal kimono d'oro 6, Il

1993

Elena: There's a boy named Mustafa who wins every year. He likes me very much, and I can't stand him. You can teach a lesson to that bully. Let's go!

Raging Hormones

1999

Peter Broadhurst: If this is the road to hell, then give me a Porsche and eat my dust.

Earl Broadhurst: I didn't go to college, look how good I done!

Randy: When you have your first Big O, you'll know.

Frank Johnson: I'm the man! I'm the king!

Ragtime

1981

(to Willie Conklin) Rheinlander Waldo: That library over there is worth millions and people keep telling me you're a piece of slime.

RahXephon

2002

Quon: Dress me, please.

Quon: The world, suffused in sound.

Raiders of the South

1947

Prologue: 1865 brought to a close the Civil War, but the wounds of battle were still unhealed. Carpetbaggers and renegades roamed the land, leaving in their wake hatred and distrust. The situation became so critical that the Secret Service was called in to prevent martial law in many of the states.

Rain

1932

Alfred Davidson: From now on you will be strong. There is to be no more fear. Radiant... beautiful... you will be one of the daughters of the kingdom. That's what you are now, Sadie, one of the daughters of the kingdom... radiant... beautiful.

Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield

2003 (VG)

John Clark: You're the best of the best. Remember that.

A Rainy Day

1978

Barbara: Miss Carter, what's it like to be a celebrity? Stephanie: You have to smile when you don't feel like it.

Raising Dead

2002

Paula: Those creatures certainly picked the wrong house to buzz.

Police Chief Ted Arbogast: Your friend was found with all his limbs. He was totally there as a shell... but that's it. He was gutted. I hate to term it that way but there is no other way around it. The bizarre thing is his heart was still intact and beating. He WAS alive, but dead. God, it just doesn't make sense.

Raising Victor Vargas

2002

Judy: Okay, you're my new man... but I'm warning you, don't fuck with me!

Vicki: (to Victor) You'll always be known as Fat Donna's man. And that shit *will*... be funny.

Rak Beyisrael

1998

(Limor returns for a fourth season) Limor: Limor is back in town and is here for steak! Shim'on: "to steak". Limor: to steak.

Ramona

1988

Ramona Quimby: Why is Beezus so unhappy? Dorie Quimby: Because, honey, she's an eleven-year-old girl with eighty-year-old hair!

(Uncle Hobart starts singing Ramona) Ramona Quimby: Why does he have to sing that every time he sees me?

UNCLE HOBART: (singing) Ramona, I hear the mission bells above. Ramona, they're ringing out our song of love...

Ramrod

1947

Connie Dickason: From now on, I'm going to make a life of my own. And, being a woman, I won't have to use guns.

Rancho Notorious

1952

Altar Keane: Go away and come back ten years ago.

Rancid

2004

Monica Klein: How's life? James Hayson: Rancid.

Random Acts of Violence

1999

Neil: Chris, the world needs heroes.

Jonathan: Let me tell you, I'm really proud of my smut peddler Dad.

Random Harvest

1942

Paula: Oh Smithy, You're ruining my makeup.

Paula: Smithy, do I always have to take the initiative? You're supposed to kiss me.

Random Shooting in L.A.

2002

Steve: Why does a man do anything? To get laid. For pussy. Am I right? I'm right. Pussy is power. Control the pussy and rule. Don't... and you become one.

Lori: Pain is to pleasure as disco is to punk. You need to live through one to fully appreciate the other.

Rank

2001

Lalaine: (about Josh Hartnett) He has great eyes.

Ransom

1975

Nils Tahlvik: National security becomes a farce if we throw away the rule of law.

Rappresaglia

1973

Father Pietro Antonelli: I would prefer a world that didn't need protecting. Lieutenant Colonel Herbert Kappler: And I would prefer a religion that didn't need priests.

Rasputin: The Mad Monk

1966

Grigori Rasputin: When I go to confession I don't offer God small sins, petty squabbles, jealousies... I offer him sins worth forgiving!

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo

1966

Rat Pfink: Remember, Boo Boo, we only have one weakness. Boo Boo: What's that, Rat Pfink? Rat Pfink: Bullets!

Rat Pfink: This looks like a job for You-Know and Who!

Rat Pfink: Ape! Drop that girl!

Ratcatcher

1999

Kenny: Goodbye, Snowball!

Ration Fer the Duration

1943

Nephews: Bring us back a giant. We want a giant, we want a giant! Popeye: There ain't no giant up there, an' I'll proves it by not bringin' him back!

Rats and Rabbits

2000

Jim Smith: You need a psychiatrist. Rocco: There's no psychiatrist in the world that can cope with me. I'm the absence of God.

Olga: My the Chief Inspector's in a hurry. Jim Smith: Miserable little Fascist. Olga: Oh, you don't like fascists?

Rats - Notte di terrore

1984

Video: Stupid machine needs a kick in the balls!

Raw Nerve

1991

Jimmy Clayton: See, I'm her brother - and her father.

Blake Garrett: Well, Bubba, now the whole city thinks you're a fruitcake.

Capt Gavin: You turn that lunatic over to me, and I guarantee he'll never see the light of day again.

Gloria Freedman: I slept with you because I wanted to!

Gina Clayton: You look hot!

Raw Wind in Eden

1958

Wally Drucker: I mean to say, this is the first time I've been torn between loyalty and honesty. Laura: Don't torture yourself, Mr Drucker.

Urbano Varno: I have a remedy for what ails you. One raw sardine swallowed whole with goat's milk. Laura: (with hangover) Iiiish! Thanks, I'll skip breakfast.

Rawhide

1951

Zimmerman: Tevis has no respect for the dead. Vinnie Holt: And he just loves the living?

Rayon vert, Le

1986

Delphine: I'm not very operational in life.

Razor Blade Smile

1998

Lilith Silver: I bet you think you know all about vampires. Believe me, you know fuck all.

Ariauna: Bram Stoker says - (Lilith interrupts her) Lilith Silver: Fuck Bram Stoker.

(last lines) Lilith Silver: Don't you just hate loose ends?

Reaching for the Moon

1930

Roger: I beg pardon, sir. Do you ever dream of girls? Larry Day: (laughs) No, when I dream, it's usually about horses. Roger: Technically, much safer, sir.

Roger: There's a vast difference, sir, between the art of making money and the art of making... a lady.

Read or Die

2001 (V)

Drake Anderson: Don't blame me if you die. Nancy Makuhari aka 'Miss Deep': I already do.

Reading Rainbow

1983

(Closing phrase) LeVar Burton: I'll see you next time.

LeVar Burton: Of course, you don't have to take my word for it.

A Real American Hero

1978 (TV)

(opening narration) Buford Pusser: The wrong kind of people have had their say for too long and I want to remind them that somewhere in this world there is a little law and order left - to let them know in the only way their kind understands, that they can't bribe or threaten their way and they will damn well pay pay dearly for every crime they commit.

Real Women Have Curves

2002

(Rosali has just said she looked like a cow) Ana: If you're a cow, then I'm a hippo. Estela: And I'm an elephant. Pancha: (laughing) And I'm Orca.

Carmen: Don't eat the flan.

Reality Check

2005

Jack: You're acting like you want to have your cake and eat it... twice! It's like a double feature starring Ben... and Ben!

2 G's & a Key

2000

(After watching _Titanic 1997) _ (qv) Andre: 200 million to sink a fuckin' model of a ship.

2by4

1998

Johnnie Maher: Did you not think, that one day, I'd remember what you did to me... You're a rat's ass, Trump.

2gether: The Series

2000

Chad Linus: That retainer fit my mouth perfectly; like it was made for me. Doug Linus: It WAS made for you. Chad Linus: Well, actually, it was made for my friend Chris, but he never used it, so I was like "Hey, free retainer".

Jason "QT" McKnight: I just majorly scored. Jerry O'Keefe: With her mom right there?

2LDK

2002

(Lana and Nazomi have knives in each others throats) Lana: That feels nice. Nozomi: We'll regret this. Lana: What a relief... Good luck. Nozomi: ... You too. (both pull their knives out)

3 A.M.

2001

Bass: (watching Salgado) Damn, she lookin' fine. Is she lookin' fine? DAMN, she lookin' fine to you? Hook: She looks so fine, I'd suck her daddy's dick.

3 Deewarein

3 Walls (2003)

Chandrika: Just because you can't get it up...

... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... morte

1967

Thora: (to Perry Rhodan) Your eyes are very quick... just like your hands.

4th Annual BET Awards

2004 (TV)

Rick James: And for that girl backstage, never mind who you thought I was. I'm Rick James, (shouts) bitch!

5 bambole per la luna d'agosto

1970

Nick Chaney: So what was I telling you? Marie Chaney: That I'm a dirty whore. That's why I'm taking a shower... at least now I'll be a clean whore.

5th World

2005

Ernest, James: (holding up a wooden paddle from a boarding school) You see, this is the reason why Indians have flat butts!

Coast to Coast

1987 (TV)

Ritchie: They'll send out an ABP. John: You mean an APB: "All Points Bulletin." Ritchie: No, ABP: "A Big Policeman."

Code of the Prairie

1944

(last lines) (Frog turns and speaks to the audience) Frog Millhouse: You kids go home now. You been in here all day.

Code of the Silver Sage

1950

Nugget Clark: Cut your suspenders and come down to earth.

Coed Fever

1980

Chilton: Boy, this sex business is more complicated than I thought. The possibilities are endless.

Cold and Dark

2005

John Dark: It takes forty minutes to bury a body... longer, if's it's still alive... tougher, if it's your best friend.

Cold Comfort

1989

Paul Gross: This is the very latest in ersatz Italian leather!

Cold Dog Soup

1990

Sarah Hughes: I wanna be your suck oven.

Mrs Hughes: Love, brain malfunction, what's the difference?

Cold Hearts

1999

John Luke: On a scale of one to ten, you know negative shit, buddy.

John Luke: What these guys like to do is get high and kill people.

Male Lifeguard: Eff the stairs, I'm taking the slide.

Alicia: How do you feel? Viktoria: Ugh, like eight pounds of ass.

Cold Steel

1987

Mick: I feel bigger with a trigger.

Cold Turkey

1971

Wren: Big clocks are never wrong!

Odie Turman: It's all a big bull...

Edgar Stopworth: The booze bone is connected to the smoke bone and the smoke bone is connected to the head bone. and that's the word of the Lord!

Cold War

1951

Boss: Now Geef, a cold is nothing to be sneezed at. NOW GET HOME!

Narrator: The common cold is caused by a tiny virus easily identified by its red nose. Although the virus wins few friends, he influenzes many people.

Collision Course

1989

Costas: I'm gonna bust your ass. Natsuo: Ah-ah. Bust my ass no good.

Scully: You forgot the prototype - now you're gonna die.

Natsuo: Now I tell you whole story.

Natsuo: You good cop and honorable man.

Derek Jarryd: You were supposed to negotiate with him, not kill him.

Color Me Blood Red

1965

Rolf: Listen, pal, you'd be rude, too, if you saw your girl tied up, and a man with an axe in one hand and a bloody mess in the other. And a corpse outside there on the beach.

Gigi: Adam, if we ever get married, the first thing I'll do is... get a divorce.

Colpo di stato

1988

Bob Norton: John, what are these guys going to do to us? John Teller: Anything they want.

Columbo: A Stitch in Crime

1973 (TV)

Dr Barry Mayfield: Maybe Marcia knows more than she's telling. Lt Columbo: Oh, actually I think she knows less than she's telling.