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Poko

2003

The Narrator: Sometimes, when you're upset, it helps to hug-a-monkey.

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Police Rescue

1991

Brian Morley: You're the real hero, aren't you? Georgia Rattray: Rescue doesn't work that way. If you want to be a hero, join Special Operationa and shoot somebody.

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Polymorph

1996

Carlos: The problem is that you know what we look like.

(making conversation around a campfire) Donna: So, how's your weiner?

(watching green slime hop from place to place in the swamp) Bill: Probably just a fish or something.

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Pony

2002

Pony: You know that feeling when you're falling asleep and ya jump awake 'cause you dreamt you slipped on a stair? Well, it's like if you stayed in the slip - if ya dove right down into it and held your breath till you came out the other end.

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Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie

2005 (V)

Lumpy: I want to go home. Roo: What if we leave now... Roo: You will miss out how great Halloween is.

Tigger: We've gotta catch the Gabloon!

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Popetown

2005

Father Nicholas: Knickers bum knickers.

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Popeye for President

1956

Bluto: Now get in there and vote for... Popeye?! Popeye: Yeah!

Popeye: What we need is bigger elephinks in all our zoos!

Popeye: Here's me past record, folks, which speaks for itself.

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Popples

1986

PC: Party! Get your hand out of my pouch.

Penny: Did you bring an extra apple for school? Bonnie: I sure did Penny I hope you brought an extra sandwich.

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Poppy

1936

Professor Eustace McGargle: Ah, what a charming little lean-to!

Professor Eustace McGargle: And if we should ever separate, my little plum, I want to give you one little piece of fatherly advice. Poppy: Yes Pop. Professor Eustace McGargle: Never give a sucker an even break.

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Porcile

1969

Young cannibal: I killed my father, I ate human flesh, and I quiver with joy.

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Porklips Now

1980

Mertz: I was sad because I had no shoes. Until I met a man... who had no socks.

Dullard: Words... can't describe how close he was.

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Porky in Wackyland

1938

Porky Pig: Oh b-b-boy! I caught the l-last D-D-Do-Do! The Do-Do: Yes, I'm really the last of the Do-Dos. Ain't I, fellas? (hundreds of Do-Dos surround Porky) Other Do-Dos: Yeah, man! Woooooooooo!

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Porky Pig's Feat

1943

Daffy Duck: (after the manager falls down an almost endless flight of stairs) I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip. Broken Arms Hotel Manager: (Appears wearing bandages) WHAT? Daffy Duck: Yipe. Porky Pig: M-m-me too. Yipe.

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Possessed

1947

Louise: "I love you" is such an inadequate way of saying I love you. It doesn't quite describe how much it hurts sometimes.

David Sutton: The mathematical chances of you killing me are very slim.

Louise: I can be very objectionable.

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Postal

1996 (VG)

The postal dude: Oh, did that hurt?

The postal dude: Only my weapons understand me.

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Pote tin Kyriaki

1960

Homer: It's extraordinary! Where do you learn all those languages? Illya: In bed.

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Potter

1979

(repeated line) Redvers Potter: Potter mints the hotter mints.

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Potty Time

1973

Prof. Bentine: Hello and a very warm welcome to... (points off camera) Clarence: (runs on panting with a clapperboard) Michael Bentine's Potty Time! Take One! Cor! Prof. Bentine: Thank you Clarence. Beautifully done, as always.

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Poupes russes, Les

2005

Xavier: Mr Everyman is seldom met in... everyday life.

Xavier: If I were you I would call me.

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Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue

2000

Carter: Why do you always have to be the center of attention? Joel Rawlings: Well, I don't have to be; it's just that I usually am.

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Power Rangers Time Force - Quantum Ranger: Clash for Control

2001 (V)

Eric Myers: Listen and learn Brickneck. I'm not just any Power Ranger. Not by a long shot. I am the Quantum Ranger. Brickneck: I don't care what you call yourself. But I call you destroyed!

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Power

1986

Arnold Billings: (about Pete and Ellen, slamming phone down) They are now in his room fucking.

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Powers

2004

Mary Holland: MARK! Mark: Is that a mad scientist? Mary Holland: No, but I'll be a grumpy one if we're late!

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Preaching to the Perverted

1997

Tanya Cheex: Eugenie, stop electrocuting Peter!

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Prehysteria!

1993

Frank: You like threatening women? Rico Sarno: A little bit.

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Pressing the Flesh

2001

Jessica: Death is one of life's occupationall hazards. Your mother was well aware of the consequences when she hired me. Aidan: Susan has a fantastic sense of humour, a great ass and she hasn't eaten meat in 14 years.

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Pressurecooker

1997

Receptionist: Goodbye, Mr Richards! And keep that chin up!

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Pretear

2001

Kei: Children are so innocent.

Himeno: (yelling at Hayate) I called you stupid because you're stupid, *stupid*!

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Pretty Poison

1968

(on sex) Sue Ann Stepanek: You know, when grown-ups do it, it's kind of dirty. That's because there's no one to punish them.

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Pretty Smart

1987

Torch: And the party grinds to an ugly halt... Yuko: We can still play Twister! Torch: Exactly what drugs are you on?

Mr Twill: And this?... Miss Von Hooten? Miss Von Hooten: Salad fork? Mr Twill: Salad fork?!? Does this look like a salad fork? You silly cow.

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Preview Tonight

1966

(first lines of the series' initial episode "Roaring Camp") Narrator: Each year many of the new shows developed for television fail to make the network grade even though they are entertaining and well-produced. Tonight's pilot film is one of these. We invite you behind the scenes to see what you think of "Roaring Camp" on "Preview Tonight."

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Pride and Prejudice

1980 (mini)

Mary Bennet: It's been my experience, that an event looked forward to with much impatient desire, does not always brings its promised satisfaction.

Elizabeth Bennet: We all love to instruct, though we teach only what is not worth knowing.

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Priklyucheniya Elektronika

1980 (TV)

(Friends are making plans how to avoid a music lesson.) Gusev: Let's break the piano. Syroezhkin: No, they'll get a new one.

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Primary Suspect

2000

Old Timer: How 'bout this: if you hear the siren, there ain't a fire.

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Prime Risk

1985

Dr Lasser: Now I know your'e not a stupid boy.

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Primorskiy bulvar

1988 (TV)

Writer: He will pay me with his life !

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Prince of the City

1981

Internal Affairs Agent: Are you threatening me? Daniel Ciello: Absolutely

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Prince Valiant

1954

Sir Gawain: You were a young fool. But I was an old fool, which is worse.

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Prince William

2002 (TV)

Prince Harry: Abso-bloody-lutely

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Princess Ida

1982 (TV)

King Gama: Oh, don't the days seem lank and long / When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, / And isn't your life extremely flat / With nothing whatever to grumble at.

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Princess Nine kisaragi joshi kou yakuu-bu

1998

Nene Mori: In comic books, this is where the helper hits an unexpected home run.

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Private Benjamin

1981

Capt Doreen Lewis: (singing) Happy days are here again! No more Private Ben-jamin...

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Private Detective

1939

Myrna "Jinx" Winslow: Jack, when are you going to use your head for something besides a place to put your hat?

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Private Dicks: Men Exposed

1999

Jonah: I'm nine-and-a-half inches soft, LEGITIMATELY.

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Private Eye

1984

Hiwayne Suggs: Did I ever show you a picture of my sweet thing, Mr Wilder? There she is, that's her. Webb Wilder: (narrating) I didn't think even Mars needed women *that* bad. Pristine Suggs was un-volumptuous.

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Private Eye Popeye

1954

Popeye: Just as I thought! It's the bukler!

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Private Eye

1987

Jack Cleary: Do you love her? Johnny Betts: To the extent it hurts.

Dottie: (after being asked if she was getting any decent work) You mean something a human being can do without being housed down afterwards?

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Private Eyes

2004

Female: Did you find him? Jonesy: Well, you could say that.

Jonesy: You crazy kid.

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Private Obsession

1995

Emanuelle Griffith: Men will tell you anything they want you to hear.

Richard Tate: When you deal with Richard, you're dealing with style, class and elegance.

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Private Schulz

1981 (mini)

(About the German plan to destroy the British economy by flooding the country with forged 5 notes) Major Neuheim: This could revolutionize the whole concept of war finance. It could become possible to fight a war entirely at the expense of the enemy.

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Pro Wrestling

1986 (VG)

Displayed after a match is won: A winner is you!

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Professional Foul

1977 (TV)

(About the victory of the Czech football team.) Grayson: There'll be Czechs bouncing in the streets of Prague tonight.

Anderson: I wouldn't be nervous about flying if the wings didn't wag. Solid steel. Thick as a bank safe. Flexing like tree branches. It's not natural.

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Professional Sweetheart

1933

Glory Eden: I wanna sin and suffer, and now I'm only sufferin'.

Glory Eden: I want a playboy. Samuel Ipswich: A what? Glory Eden: An international playboy. All the girls got 'em. I think they're cute.

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Professione: reporter

1975

The Girl: Who are you? David Locke: I used to be someone else but I traded him in.

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Profundo carmes

1996

Nicols Estrella: I don't need your pity. I need my hairpiece!

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Progeny

1998

(About his wife's abduction by aliens) Dr Craig Burton: Why would they do this? Dr Bert Clavell: I don't know. Who can know? What do you figure animals think about when we experiment on them?

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Project A-Ko 3: Cinderella Rhapsody

1988 (V)

(C-ko's plan for spring break.) C-ko: I'm gonna wear my yellow bunny undies!

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Project G.e.e.K.e.R.

1996

Geeker: An enemy is only a friend that wants to kill you.

Geeker: I've got an idea for a story about a guy in a yellow jumpsuit who's allergic to floors.

GeeKeR: "Becky, can I have a chocolate monkey?"

Noah: This can't possibly be good...

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Project X

1987

(last lines) Teri: You're free. Go on. Go on.

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Prom Night

1980

Kim Hammond: You seem a little anxious, Wendy. By the way, who are going with tonight? Wendy Richards: It's not who you go with, honey. It's who takes you home.

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Prom Queen: The Marc Hall Story

2004 (TV)

Marc Hall: I like other guys... men... Emily Hall: Yes, I know, I know. Marc Hall: You... You know? Emily Hall: Marc. Your hair. It's blue. And you have a poster of Celine Dion on your wall. We know.

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Protection

2001

Sal: Open Your Eyes. I want you to look at me before I kill you.

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Protek the Weakerist

1937

Popeye: Peekingneeses is weak in the knees and I don't like these, you sees?

Popeye: You're an anemic dog and I likes bloodhounds, you see.

(Popeye has been slammed into a brick wall) Popeye: Oh, I'm mortarfied!

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Provoked

1989

(after shooting an old lady on the stairs) Slick: Next time take the elevator.

(interviewing a hostage's wife) TV reporter: When do you think they'll kill your husband?

Machine Gun Joe: They don't call me Machine Gun Joe for nothing.

Terrorism expert: I'm afraid we Americans don't know how to be good hostages.

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P.S.

2004

Sammy Silverstein: (to Louise) Eat my butt.

Louise Harrington: (after her ex-husband has confessed his sexual addiction to her) You're on "Step 9," aren't you? You're making amends? I fucking *hate* "Step 9" with a passion!

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PSI Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal

1996

Matt Praeger: Between doing her hair in ponytails and swooning over the Backstreet Boys, it seems my daughter's been dabbling in witchcraft. But apparently it's okay, see, because it's the good kind.

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Psy Show

1999

Le patient: I'm afraid my anus will crack and make star-shaped excrement. It's part of my fear of America.

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Psych-Out

1968

Dave: It's all just one big plastic hassle.

Stoney: C'mon, man! Warren's freakin' out at the gallery!

Dave: Reality is a deadly place. I hope this trip is a good one.

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Psyched by the 4D Witch

A Tale of Demonology (1972)

The Witch: Let's fantasy fuck now!

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Psycho Cop

1988

Vickers: "You should have listened to Doug!"

Vickers: "Looking for a cop?" Caretaker: "It can't be!" Vickers: " But it is!!!"

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Psycho Diver

1995 (V)

Bosujima: If you want me to take the job, don't break into my room, don't write "Fuck Off" on my walls in blood, and do not kill my dog.

Sawada: Why don't you just stay down?

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Psycho from Texas

1982

(first lines) Phillips: Boy, I'll pick you up about same time tomorrow, little before daybreak. Boy: Yes, sir, I'll be ready. Phillips: All right, maybe we'll catch some fish this time and we'll have better luck. Boy: Yes sir.

(last lines) Wheeler: Momma? Momma, please don't hurt me momma!

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Psycho Scarecrow

2000 (V)

Sheila: The cornfield protects those who protect it.

Hammond: Save the speeches for the cadets at the academy, Jones.

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Psycho

1998

Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother.

Norman Bates: We all go a little crazy sometimes.

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Psychos in Love

1987

Joe: I hate grapes! I can't stand grapes! I loathe grapes! All kinds of grapes! I hate purple grapes! I hate green grapes! I hate grapes with seeds! I hate grapes without seeds! I hate them peeled and non-peeled! I hate grapes in bunches, one at a time, or in groups of twos and threes! I fucking hate grapes!

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Pterodactyl

2005

Tezo: I don't do forests.

Angie: (teasing) Professor Lovecraft...

Captain Bergin: Now, keep your mouth shut, or your teeth won't make the rest of the trip!

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Public Enemies

1996

Kate "Ma" Barker: You said, "Dead by Christmas." Is that the kind of chance you're talking about? Melvin Purvis: You can't believe everything you read in the papers. I'm the F.B.I., not a bounty hunter. Herman Barker: No difference.

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Public Wedding

1937

Tony Burke: Good, sound, honest work will be appreciated in the end! Flip Lane: Well, who the heck wants to wait 'til the end?

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Puerto Rican Mambo

Not a Musical (1993)

Luis: You see, because the only thing you think about when you see us is "squeegies, buckets and suds".

Gmt ctr boss, cashier commercial: Attention shoppers, there is a Puerto Rican browsing in aisle 7. Gmt ctr boss, cashier commercial: If you see the Puerto Rican browsing, do not be alarmed. Please remain calm.

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Pullet Surprise

1997

Foghorn Leghorn: You don't want a chicken, son. Pete Puma: I don't? Foghorn Leghorn: No, you want a *chicken*!

Foghorn Leghorn: That boy's as thick as a whale sandwich.

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Pulp Friction

1994 (V)

Hitman: I gotta kah!

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Pulp

1972

Mickey King: (voice-over) I am famous for such books as "My Gun is Long". I have many aliases. I am authors Susan Eager and Paul S. Coming. I am those and others. I am Paul Strong, Gary Rough and Les B. Han.

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Pulse

1988

Old man: I heard a man on TV one time say that paranoia, is just another word for heightened awareness

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Pumpkin

2002

Carolyn McDuffy: I'm feeling pain, Pumpkin, for the first time in my life. And now I know how it feels. It feels like everything inside me is shattered, like a broken mirror.

Pumpkin Romanoff: I'm not special, and I'm not retarded.

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Punk Rock Holocaust

2004 (V)

Belial: Remember, infected piercings give you credibility.

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Puppet Master 4

1993

Toulon: I am with you, Puppet Master!

Toulon: And the timeless secrets of Osiris will once again animate the lifeless!

Andre Toulon: The magic that gives my puppets life was stolen from a tribe of ancient, Egyptian sorcerers, who pledged their legiance to the demon lord, Zutek.

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Puppet Playhouse

1947

(final episode. Clarabell speaks for the only time in the show's history) Clarabell the Clown: Goodbye, kids.

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Purasuchikku ritoru

1994 (V)

Roger: I'm going to waste away right here. Nichol: Yeah, right. Even you can't starve THAT fast.

Tiita: (speaking to Elysse, who so far hasn't said a word) By the way, what's your name? I can't keep calling you "hey you!" all the time!

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Pure Luck

1991

Eugene Proctor: Fish what I wanted

Eugene Proctor: I am trained in martial arts. Judo, aikido, karate. The first thing they teach you is self-control. If someone calls you a jerk, you don't him them. You just walk away. Large Man: Jerk. Eugene Proctor: ... Ah! See? Complete control. Large Man: Moron! (Eugene walks into a door)

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Puritan

2005

Simon Puritan: Have you heard about the 4th dimension?

Jonathan Grey: I'll see myself out.

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Pursuit

1989 (TV)

Wehrmacht Lieutenant: They never told me you were S.S. Helmut von Schraeder: It puts me above suspicion.

SS-Oberfuhrer Mittendorf: Colonel, I'm not impressed by your family pedigree or your Knight's Cross! I lost my eye in a battle that really counted. Fighting in the streets to establish the Nazi Party! Helmut von Schraeder: Most... admirable.

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Push, Nevada

2002

James A. Prufrock: Grace, how far away is Push, Nevada?

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Pusher 3

2005

Milo: (about Little Mohammed) King Kong of Copenhagen!

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Pusselbitar

2001 (mini)

Bjrn: You're quite insatiable, you're like Imelda Marcos and her shoes, but with sex!

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Putting It Together

2000 (TV)

The Wife: Why watch me die like Eliza on the ice?... Take back the cake, burn the shoes, and boil the rice!

The Wife: Marriage, what's a marriage? It's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever which is maybe the most terrifying word I've ever heard.

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Puzzle of a Downfall Child

1970

Lou Andreas Sand: I like your hair like that. All the men nowadays are growing their hair long. It's fabulous... *but*, you all look like Jesus! So how will we know him when he arrives?

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Puzzle

1974/II

Marc: Human beings are such pitiable creatures. They cry at birth, they cry at death, and they cry while chopping onions.

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Pyaasa

1957

Vijay: Apne shauk ke liye pyaar karti hai aur apne aaram ke liye pyar bechti hai. (Love, for her, is a hobby that she can barter for material pleasures)

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Pyrates

1991

Ari: Would you like... Sam: To fuck? Ari: No, a drink.

Ari: Think pure thoughts. Sam: I'm not wearing any undies.

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A Pyromaniac's Love Story

1995

Garet: I belong in a maximum security prison for men! Augh!

Garet: When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.

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