Film Dialogue 47

Perfect Assassins

1998 (TV)

Samuel Greeley: Release the level two's - and arm them!

A Perfect Candidate

1996

Minority voter: You gotta decide what you wanta vote for, the flu or the measles.

Perfect Day

1929

Uncle Edgar: Oh, shit!

(Oliver is trying to start the car) Stan: Step on it, Ollie. Oliver: I'll step on you in a minute. And don't call me 'Ollie'!

Perfect Hair Forever

2004

Action Hot Dog: Do the ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra... !

Inappropriate Comedy Tree: I have sex with dogs! What's up with that?

Perfume

1991

Linda: George, I want our baby to see a psychiatrist as soon as its born. Yeah. We'll take it from the hospital to the psychiatrist office because you know an ounce of cure is worth a pound of prevention or something like that.

Perla, La

1947

Narrator: This is a story that old men tell to children. They aren't sure where it happened or when.

A Perry Mason Mystery: The Case of the Wicked Wives

1993 (TV)

Ken Malansky: Of all the courtrooms in all the world, she had to walk into mine.

Perry Mason: The Case of the Fatal Fashion

1991 (TV)

Julia Collier: Because I hate her. I hated her when I was five, I hated her when I was twenty-five, and I hate her now.

Perry Mason

1957

Della Street: (a simple question) What do you know about art? Paul Drake: (astonished) Me? I don't even know what I like!

Persistence

1999

John Strickland: I'm sorry David, but this story doesn't have a happy ending.

Personal Best

1982

Tory: (to Chris) We may be best friends, but every once in a while we fuck each other.

Personal Property

1937

Crystal Wetherby: And while we're asking so many questions, why were YOU sent to jail? Raymond Dabney: Murder. Crystal Wetherby: I wish it had been suicide!

Personal Velocity: Three Portraits

2002

Paula: I used to write. Then I used to paint. I think I'm going to be one of those people with a lot of potential who never really takes off. Norwegian Man Who Dies with Paula: Those are always the best kind of people

Peter and Paul

1981 (TV)

Paul of Tarsus: (shouting at Simon Peter) You're like a straw, blown in the wind!

Peter Fonda

2002 (TV)

Jane Fonda: I think that both Peter and I are grateful that are parents, rather than kinda house us in the usual Hollywood splendor, got us out in the country.

Jane Fonda: We are so different, Peter and I, that jealousy was not an option.

Peter Kay Live at the Bolton Albert Halls

2003 (V)

Peter Kay: Garlic Bread? Garlic... bread? Garlic? And bread? Am I hearing you right? Garlic bread?

Peter Kay: Bullseye wasn't like any other programme I watched, as it were crap and it were good at the same time.

Peter Potamus and His Magic Flying Balloon

1964

Yippee: For king. Yappee: For country. Yahooey: And, most of all, for ten cents an hour.

Petersen

1974

Hotel Manager: You're making more noise than a Chinese brothel!

Tony Petersen: If you tried your best, and you still fail, it can only mean one thing... you are a dumb prick.

Petey Wheatstraw

1977

Petey: I'm gonna get them silly son of a bitches. Let's make it.

Petit soldat, Le

1963

Bruno Forestier: "Photography is truth. And cinema is truth 24 frames a second"

Bruno Forestier: Photography is truth... and cinema is truth 24 times a second.

Bruno Forestier: ""The time for action has past, the time for reflection has come."

Petite vie, La

1993

Réjean Pinard: J'me sens inutile. Pôpa (Ti-Mé Paré) : Mais tu l'es aussi, voyons!

Petticoat Planet

1996

Delia Westwood: I have nothing against men. I think every woman should own one.

Sheriff Sarah Parker: You don't wanna spend the rest of your life with Delia Westwood - she smells like a horse.

Steve Rogers: As much as I'd like to live out this beer commercial, I've got responsibilities.

Lily: You're treating him like a side of potatoes!

Petulia

1968

Cashier: It's almost 5 o'clock! Petulia: I'm sorry. Cashier: I want to go to bed. Petulia: So do we!

Petulia: I turned those gentle hands into fists. You were the gentlest man I ever knew.

Peuple migrateur, Le

2001

(first lines) Narrator: The story of bird migration is the story of promise - a promise to return.

Phaedra

1962

Phaedra: Don't come to Greece.

Phantasm II

1988

The Tall Man: You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us!

Phantom Lady

1944

Mac: Yes, Miss? Carol Richman: Pinch-bottle and water.

Phantom of Chinatown

1940

James Lee Wong: Greetings. Only the eyebrows of youth would have the temerity to call the beard of age at such an hour.

Phantom Soldiers

1987

Daniel Custer: (pointing a gun at a drug lord) Hold it right there, Castro, I'll cut you in half!

Daniel Custer: If I gotta run through hell in gasoline-soaked trousers, I will.

Daniel Custer: You know what follows 'testicle' in the dictionary? 'Testify!'

Daniel Custer: Nobody's above the law... nobody.

Phantom Town

1999 (V)

Arnie: It's Funny, I guess Sometimes Something that you think is dead, turns out to be alive, And Sometimes Something that you think is alive turns out to be dead, And Sometimes you think you gotten away from the dark. Trouble is, you never really do. It's always there, Everytime you close your eyes... Inside.

Phase IV

2001

Senator Karnes: "Phase IV" is the state of mind we all live in this world. We buy everything that's advertised to us, and we believe exactly what the media tells us.

Phat Beach

1996

Durrel Jackson: Stop being such a butt pirate!

Benny King: I like you cause you're a future freak!

Coolio: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Phill Jupitus Live: Quadrophobia

2000 (V)

Phill Jupitus: I had this remote, right, and it had a big red button on it: "Cinema Sound". So I clicked the 'Cinema Sound' and this voice behind me went, "Put your head down you fat twat!"

Phill Jupitus: Hi, hi I'm Phill Jupitus. 20 stone - I know you were wondering.

Philosoma

1995 (VG)

D3: This is... all of the data that was recorded on my mission disk. An eternal symbol of fear. Philosoma. I dedicate this record, to all the living organisms destroyed by him, wishing the deepest condolences, from the bottom of my heart. Code name: D3. I am a fighter pilot, for UNF-Galant.

Phir Milenge

2004

Tamanna Sahani: After long consideration we have come to the conclusion that the matriculation examination is a botheration to the Indian population whose major occupation is cultivation.

Photon: The Idiot Adventures

1997

Pochi: Papacha is buck naked! Buck naked!

Keyne Aqua: What do you call this planet? Photon: Sandy Planet.

Phua Chu Kang

1996

Phua Chu Kang: PCK Private Ltd! Best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam!

Physical Pinball

2002

Penelope: Hey, Daddy? I'm not your little boy any more. Skillman: No, man, you're not. I don't know what you are right now.

Skillman: (to daughter, Penelope) That's my boy!

Penelope: (to her father, Skillman) You eatin my jelly beans again? That means I get to smoke one of your see-gars.

Pianeta degli uomini spenti, Il

1961

Cmdr. Robert Cole: Poor Benson. If they opened up his chest, they'd find a formula... where his heart should have been.

Pib and Pog

1994

Narrator: What's that Pib? You can't breathe? Oh, you are a silly billy, aren't you!

Picassos äventyr

1978

Gertrude Stein: (to Alice B. Toklas) Alice, Be Talkless!

Picture Perfect

1995/I (TV)

Ernie Barrett: Matilda, tell me about these drapes...

J.J. Thomas, Alan Walters, Deila Thomas: Poor Rusty!

Marco, the FBI photographer: Remember, I am only an "eye," not an "I."

PicturePages

1984

theme tune: Picture Pages, Picture Pages / Time to get you Picture Pages / Time to get your crayons / And your Pencils! / Picture Pages, Picture Pages / Open up your Picture Pages / Time to let Bill Cosby do a Picture Page with you!

Pictures of Baby Jane Doe

1995

Jane: Who do I have to fuck to get a cream soda in this joint?

Pieces

1982

Dean: Professor Brown... you see... is a homosexual.

Pige og 39 sømænd, Een

1965

Peter Eberhardt: Jeg vil aldrig kunne blive forelsket i dig, du er ikke min type. Else: Og hvilken type er jeg så? Peter: Den forkerte!

Piglet's Big Movie

2003

Eeyore: (deadpan) Oh, joy.

Tigger: Brilliant deduction there, Pooh boy.

Tigger: I tried to stop, but it's "snow" use!

Pillow to Post

1945

Jean Howard: Love is a beautiful thing. Lieut. Don Mallory: I get two hours of it every Saturday night at a movie. That's enough for me.

'Pimpernel' Smith

1941

Professor Horatio Smith: (having just dodged the Nazis again) Well I'm almost ashamed to use that old trick. But it nearly always works.

A Pinky & the Brain Christmas Special

1995 (TV)

(Departing for the North Pole) Pinky: Right, that would be... (Beat) Brain: North. Pinky: NORTH! Right.

Brain: Love, Pinky. PS-Do you by any chance have in that great big bag of yours... the world?

Pioneers in Petticoats

1969

(Parley just humiliated Abigail at the church social dance) Abigail: I'd be better alone than with such a clumsy ox! Parley: But Abigail! Abigail: Never call me again, ever! Parley: Let me walk you home. Abigail: Don't bother!

Piranha

1995 (TV)

Gina Green: I'm kind of like a promotion. You have to earn me.

Whitney: They're eating the guests, sir.

Dr Leticia Baines: Razorteeth! They breed! There's no way to stop them!

Paul Grogan: The fish were bred for intelligence and endurance and God knows what else.

Paul Grogan: The piranha are coming! You've got to believe me!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

2006

(from trailer) Jack Sparrow: I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

Pistol: The Birth of a Legend

1991

Sandy: Watching you makes me want to dream.

Pit and the Pendulum

1961

Don Nicholas Medina: Do you know where you are Bartolome? You are about to enter hell.

Catherine: No one will ever enter this room again.

Pit Fighter

2005

Jack: I'll beat him with dignity.

Manolo: Well, you ever wanna know what God thinks about money, you look at those to whom he gives it too.

Pitch 'n' Putt with Beckett 'n' Joyce

2001

James Joyce: This is never an eight iron. It's a fucking FIVE! (to shop girl) Do you think I'm fecking blind? Giving me a five, and I the cock of the land! You are no more than nothing. And give us a pencil as well... and a couple of those tees... and a Topic. No, not a Milky Way you arse, a Topic! All fecund in its nuttiness.

Pizza King

1999

Bobby: Are you stupid?

Pizza Runners

1996

Lou: The way to solve life's problems is to attack! Attack!

Pizza

2000

(repeated line) Tulah: Oh, my Gawd!

A Place in the Sun

1951

Angela: Tell mama... tell mama all.

Angela: Goodbye, George. (half-turns away and then looks back) Seems like we always spend the best part of our time just saying goodbye.

George Eastman: I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you.

A Place of One's Own

1945

Mr Smedhurst: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's mystery.

Plain Clothes

1988

Kyle: And do you know what we do with shit around here, Nick? Nick: From your breath, I'd say you eat it.

Plan 10 from Outer Space

1994

Lucinda: What's that? Guy: A Joseph Smith Sphinx. Lucinda: I know, but what is it? Guy: A Joseph Smith Sphinx.

Plane Daffy

1944

(Reading Daffy Duck's secret message.) Hitler: "Hitler is a stinker." That's no military secret! Goering, Goebels: Ja, everybody knows dat!

Daffy Duck: (jumping out of refrigerator) Well! Whata ya know? The little light. She stays on!

Planet of Dinosaurs

1978

Charlotte: I don't think a chicken laid these eggs... Harvey: Well it wasn't a streetcar, baby.

Planet of the Pitts

2004

Toto: I'm not the Hulk, Mark, I'm an angry giant man.

Planète sauvage, La

1973

Narrator: After a while, I lost my intimacy with Tiwa. As she grew up, she gave up her playthings. Narrator: Deprived of lessons, I decided to run away.

Plastic Utopia

1997

James: You can all suck eggs for all I care!

Platinum Blonde

2001

Angela: I like to get down and dirty, if you know what I mean.

(after entering a pool hall) Stella Crenshaw: Nice stick, Jake.

Play Girl

1941

Josie: Why, she's said goodbye to more men than most women have said hello to.

Play It to the Bone

1999

Vince Boudreau: You don't have to hate a man to completely destroy him.

Vince Boudreau: If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

Cesar Dominguez: I am an atheist, thank God!

Play of the Week

1959

Narrator: The deed is done. The lover rushes from the place of assignation. Was it touch, or deep, thrusting consummation? The answer awaits, covered by the webbed hand of night. Yet, in this full-chested singing, surely there is triumph, exultation, mastery of she who nightly beckoned in pale mockery across space no longer endless?

Playboy: Voluptuous Vixens

1997 (V)

Russ Meyer: I'm Russ Meyer. I like big breasts.

Playgirl Killer

1968

Nikki: (when being massaged) Ooh Bill, you have such soft hands. It makes me tingle all over. Bill: A cold shower would do that too.

(repeated line) Bill: They... always... move!

Playground Girls

2001

Beth: I wanted to do something that wasn't like me - that would make my mother worry about me - something that would make him worry about me.

Playhouse

2003 (V)

Detective Eustas Black: Clean your puke off that corpse.

Playing Mona Lisa

2000

Arthur: No, I only work at the video store part time, and at night I'm working on my first novel, called "I Hate People".

Bennett: I once heard someone say: "When you dim yourself so that someone else can shine, the whole world gets darker."

Playing with Fire

1983

Virginia Marshall: ... ,but he's your little brother. April Marshall: Little? You should see the size of his thing.

Playmakers

2003

Luther Hawkins: I like a man who brings his game face to the strip club.

Playroom

1990

Daniel: I've always loved hide-and-shriek!

Marcy: Is he going to pound all day? I'm trying to meditate.

Roman Hart: Last stop - Hell!

Roman Hart: I've always wondered - can you sever somebody's neck with three shots?

Please Don't Eat the Daisies

1960

Alfred North: For a critic that first step is the first printed joke. It gets a laugh and a whole new world opens up. He makes another joke, and another. And then one day along comes a joke that shouldn't be made because the show he's reviewing is a good show. But, as it so happens, it's a good joke. And you know what? The joke wins.

Pledge Night

1988

Rex: That's Danny - it looks like he's got himself a brain tumor.

(as the pledge leader whips him) Richard Goodman: Thank you, sir, may I have another, sir?

Larry Bonner: Nobody else's mother visits him during Hell Week.

Plenty Below Zero

1943

Crow: Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to witness the biggest hot foot since Nero put the heat on Rome.

Plenty

1985

Susan Traherne: You don't understand the figures in my mind!

A Plumbing We Will Go

1940

Curly: Say why don't you call your stops? Moe: This is far enough I guess. Larry: Where are we? Curly: What do you care as long as we're not in jail.

Po Mo To Hu

2005

Man #2: I hate you. Man #1: I know.

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

1998 (V)

Mrs Jenkins: Oh! I'll put on lots and lots of tea.

Pocahontas: (comes out of her room wearing a corset and petticoat) How do I look? John Rolfe: (looks down) Lovely... in your underwear.

Pocahontas: The Legend

1995

John Smith: The new world!

Poetic Justice

1993

Justice: Alone, all alone. Nobody, but nobody. Can make it out here alone.

Justice: They still gonna fuck you up. Chicago: Get your ass in the truck. Iesha: Shut up Chicago. Lucky: Well frankly my dear i don't give a damn.

Poetry in Motion

1998

Christo Garcia: ... I had two heroes, Bruce Lee and Fred Astaire. I wanted to be like them.

Pogo for President: 'I Go Pogo'

1980

Miz Beaver: Issue sure is the issue with birth control!

Point Blank

1967

Brewster: You're a very bad man, Walker, a very destructive man.

Chris: What's my last name? Walker: What's my first name?

Point of Terror

1971

Andrea: Who's your decorator? Bela Lugosi?

Tony: Where's Sally? Andrea: She left, had a scout meeting.

Andrea: Tony Trelos. Trelos, T-R-E-L-O-S. S as in... sex.

Poirot

1989 Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan (1993) SUSPENDED

Hercule Poirot: "NO NO NO Hastings! It is no use! Not to take this case is for Poirot more hard work than to take it! (Poirot unable to resist a mystery)

Poirot: The Hollow

2004 (TV)

Henrietta Savernake: What happens if you meet a criminal who is cleverer than you are yourself? Hercule Poirot: This is not the highest probability, mademoiselle.

Poirot

1989 One, Two, Buckle My Shoe (1992) SUSPENDED

Julia Olivera: It would never happen in America. Doctors are too damn rich to kill themselves!

Poison Ivy

1985 (TV)

Timmy Mezzy: Brave guys don't rat. Ever.

Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns

2000 (V)

James: Go electricity absorbing wire!

(after seeing the other Team Rocket members blimps) Meowth: Where are all the Meowth-Head Baloons

James: This is like like a sequal to a movie i've never seen

Poketto monsutâ

1997

Pikachû: Pi, ka, chu. Kasumi: Fine, fine, too.

Officer Junsâ: (shouting) I can tell by your criminal record that you've been in jail! Satoshi: I never have been in jail. Takeshi: Me neither.