Film Dialogue 46

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Oud geld

1998

Cathrien: Er is niets zo eenzaam als obligate seks.

Erik: EO, AA, WW, dat is mijn leven is zes letters.

Guusje: (over Mauds suïcide neigingen) Dat zit tussen je oren en daar kun je best bij lopen.

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Our Betters

1933

(last lines) Minnie, Duchess of Sourae: You know, you're very naughty sometimes, Pearl, but you have a good heart and I can't help being fond of you. Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston: Minnie! Minnie, Duchess of Sourae: Pearl! (they embrace) Ernest: Ah! What an exquisite spectacle! Two ladies of title, kissing one another!

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Our Daily Bread

1934

John Sims: Don't worry Mary. I know things are hard now but we'll make it in the end. Mary Sims: But how, John? Who's going to save us? John Sims: Not who, Mary, what. The bread will save us, the bread.

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Our Friends in the North

1996 (mini)

Benny Barratt: Women are rubbish, Geordie. Most people are rubbish, but all women are.

Nicky Hutchinson: Tomorrow is too late.

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Our Guys: Outrage at Glen Ridge

1999 (TV)

Kelly Brooks: What are these people trying to protect? Robert Laurino: Some fantasy. Nobody wants to see what's crawling under the rock of the American Dream.

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Our Lips Are Sealed

2000

Mac: That is *so* eighties!

Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia? Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn. Pete: Really? From who? Maddie: Oh, some dead guy. Pete: Some dead guy?

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Our Miss Brooks

1952

Daisy Enright: When I was in my teens, there weren't very many stars on television. Connie Brooks: When you were in your teens, there weren't many stars on the flag.

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Our Sons

1991 (TV)

(about why his lover won't tell his mother that he's dying of AIDS) James: He'd rather not tell her than risk her not caring.

Audrey Grant: He's gonna die, you stupid bitch!

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Our Town

1940

Mrs Julia Hersey Gibbs: It seems to me, once in your life, before you die, you ought to see a country where they don't speak any English and they don't even want to.

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Our Town

2003 (TV)

Emily: Does anybody realize what life is while they're living it? Stage Manager: No. Saints and poets, maybe. They do some.

Stage Manager: Everybody knows in their bones that something is eternal, and that something has to do with human beings.

Stage Manager: The day's winding down like a tired clock.

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Our Very Own

2005

Joan Whitfield: Thanks for the bread, Sally!

Millie Jo: (as Amy Landers' Rhonda goes to hug her) Honey, watch the back of my hair. I just had it done for the horse show.

Skillet: Would you like a piece of pie?

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Ours, L'

1988

(first lines) Bill: (examining bear tracks) That's a huge male; bet he's more'n fifteen hundred pounds.

Bill: You see, I don't like to ask folks questions; everyone has a secret side. By God, that's the way it should be.

(last lines) Tom: (shooing the bear cub away) Good luck, little fella.

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Out for a Kill

2003

Prof. Robert Burns: Stay out of my life. Stay out of my way!

Ed Grey: If he's innocent, the Pope wears panties.

Prof. Robert Burns: Do you think I'm crazy? Harry 'Crash' Kupper: No, absolutely not! Prof. Robert Burns: Wrong answer! I *am* crazy!

Prof. Robert Burns: I have to go to the bathroom.

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Out-Foxed

1949

Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for my safety. After all, I am smart as a fox, you know.

Droopy: Hello, Mr Fox. Now can I catch you? Fox: As they say in America... Are you kiddin'?

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Out of Bounds

2004

Louise Thompson: Apparently you saved my life. Veronica Van Huet: Well, it was either that or cancel the school play.

Detective Inspector Amer: Good evening, Mrs Van Huet. I see you've got another dead woman in your hall.

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Out of Control

1984

Dave: Cut... it... out!

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Out of Courage 2: Out for Vengeance

1999

Garrison O'Malley: I'm gonna' see that university up in flames with me own eyes!

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Out of Practice

2005

Dr Lydia Barnes: I see Ben's not the only one having lunch with a cupcake.

Dr Regina Barnes: Trust me, if I were between girlfriends I would not be bored.

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Out of the Black

2001

Cole Malby: From now on, leave the killing to the killers.

Cole Malby: From now on leave the killing, to the killers.

Seth: Anything buried this long, bound to be rotten all the way through.

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Out of This World

1987

Donna: Oh, Charles, I loved you in "The Ghost & Mrs Muir"! Charles Nelson Reilly: So did I!

Donna: Dreams come from one of two things. Either fears or . . . something else. Evie: Sex. Donna: Yes. I'm assuming yours are about fears, or we'll both be having nightmares.

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Out West

1947

The Arizona Kid: Colonel, please don't be late! Colonel: Son, never in the history of motion pictures has the U.S. Cavalry ever been late.

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Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism

2004

Bill O'Reilly: I'm not a right-winger, I believe in global warming!

Bill O'Reilly: Shut up!

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Outlaw of Gor

1989

Queen Lara: Get out of here, you disgusting *worm*!

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Outlaw Tennis

2005 (VG)

Announcer: Summer prepares to serve the ball. Care to guess what she'd do for another fifty bucks?

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Outlaws

1986

(While gearing up for battle, every episode.) John Grail: Let's do it. Wolf: Amen! Ice: Slow and easy... Harland: ... but all the way. Billy: To the hilt.

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Outrageous Fortune

2005

'Grandpa' Ted West: (stands in the doorway trouserless) Has anyone seen my pants?

Loretta West: (to Pascalle) Rejected by your own stalker... how tragic.

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Outrageous!

1977

Liza Connors: We sleep in different worlds.

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Over My Dead Body

1990

Nikki Page: (leading a drunken Beckett out of a bar, while being followed) How do you lose a tail? Maxwell Beckett: (tries to focus) Evolve?

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Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars

1989

Vernon: I don't care what you say, I'm in love with Dusty.

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Over the Hedge

2006

(from trailer) Verne: (about the hedge) It needs a name... Sammy the Squirrel: I know! How about Steve?

(from trailer) Sammy the Squirrel: I can burp my ABC's! (burps) A... B... C... RJ: We've got a lot of work to do... Sammy the Squirrel: (still burping) X... Y... Z...

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Over the Moon

2003

Agent Diddle: That's one hundred percent Grade A, corn-fed, free-range, supersonic roboheifer. Pretty cool, huh?

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Overhaulin

2004

(Chris pulls a knife out of the car) Co-Host: I think we found some evidence.

Co-Host: You see, Mark, when you put the Club on your car, it usually helps to LOCK it.

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Overkill

1996

Catherine Howard: The locals believe that spirits protect the jungle.

Lloyd Wheeler: We got ourselves a player out there.

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Overnight

2003

Troy Duffy: (about his band's royalties) You deserve it, but you won't get it.

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Owen's Obsession

2002 (V)

(last lines) (to the woman lying bound and gagged on the floor) Owen: This is just a minor setback. Everything will be all right soon. Everything will be all right.

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Pacific Heights

1990

(initiating sex with Drake) Patty Palmer: I wish I had spurs.

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Paddle to the Sea

1966

Padde To The Sea: I am Paddle-to-the-Sea. Please put me back in the water.

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Padrino, El

2004

Sebeva: I may be a whore, but I'm a loyal bitch.

Lars: You are a wasted species. You don't belong here.

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Page 3

2005

Madhvi Sharma: I don't know what has happened to journalism. Vinayak Mane: Who told you that you are a journalist? This is what you write in the page 3 column isn't it? Who went in whose party, with whom who went... And with whom who came back... What one wore, ate and drank what... And what one didn't wear. Miss Madhavi Sharma, this is called entertainment, not journalism.

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Paging Emma

1999

Emma: (looking at the sky) Hi moon.

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Paheli

2005

The Shepherd: (narrating) A folktale... a love story about a woman named Lachchi. Like a rainbow, Lachchi's love was many-splendoured. But there was one obstacle in this love story - Lachchi's lover was a ghost...

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Paid in Full

2002

Calvin: I just made enough money to bake biscuits for the projects.

Ice: Even Ray Charles can see he's got money.

Pip: Whooooo, that's a big ass bill.

Ace: I got shot in the head, baby!

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Painted Lady

1997 (mini)

Maggie: Thank you for having me... twice!

Oliver: I'll set fire to myself!

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Palabras encadenadas

2003

Ramón: If you lose, I'll scoop out your eyes with a spoon. Pop!

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Palmetto

1998

Harry Barber: I tried writing but nothing comes out. There's nothing worse than a writer who has nothing to say.

Harry Barber: I was in it right up to my ears, and no idea how I was going to get myself out.

Rhea Malroux: I'm just a girl with a little ambition.

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Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon

1998 (V)

Pamela Anderson: Where are we?

(Frequently) Tommy Lee: Rockin'!

Pamela Anderson: Tommy, there could totally be mountain lions here 'cause it's so flat.

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Pam Fi Duw?

1997

Dad: (in Welsh. He says "rhyw" rather than "rhew") What about "sex"? Nain: (irritated) Have you realised what you said just now? Dad: I only meant "ice"!

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Pandora

2002/I

Phil Newfield: What's crack-a-lackalin'?

Tech Support: Reality is subjective.

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Pane e tulipani

2000

Fernando: I felt my phoenix rise from the ashes.

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Panic in the Streets

1950

Nancy Reed: If there's a plague here, you're the most important guy in this town.

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Paper Dolls

1982/I (TV)

Racine: Be careful whose pool you swim in today - you never know whose been in it yesterday!

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Paper Lion

1968

Vincent Lombardi: You try the AFL?

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Pappa ante Portas

1991

Renate Lohse: Uh, what are you doing here? Heinrich Lohse, Opa Hoppenstedt, Lothar Frohwein, Geigenspieler: I'm living here! Renate Lohse: But not at this time!

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Paradise Grove

2003

Izzie Goldberg: A schwartzer who wants to be a Jew. Have you got problems!

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Paradise Hotel

2003

Zack: I have lawyer in me.

Toni Ferrari: Yahtzee! Game on.

Keith Cuda: (after being asked how he feels about the fact Zack can't be voted back on the show after threatening him) I kicked him off again.

Zack: I see you in Arizona with about 50 guys.

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Paradise

2000

Jake: This is the City of Angles, baby. We're in Paradise. We are Paradise! Diane: We live in the valley and you're in sane.

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Parajanov: The Last Spring

1992

Parajanov: My life in art is an easy one.

Parajanov: And Vardanov, I am making for your son Martin a Tutankhamun doll.

Mikhail Vartanov: They imprisoned him at the height of his artistic powers

Mikhail Vartanov: We wrote each other in those frightful years...

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Paramedics

1988

Savannah: Farley! You're drooling all over my Reeboks!

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Parasite Eve II

1999 (VG)

Rupert: (when Aya's about to be attacked by a monster) Aya! Get down!

Aya Brea: What are you? No.9: Q&A time, huh? I'm a hunter just like you. My turn! Guess what this is. Aya Brea: A warrent for your arrest? No.9: Ha! It's your life little girl! (lights his sword on fire) Here, come and take it, if you can.

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Parent Trap II

1986 (TV)

Nikki Ferris: "Passionately yours". That's the way Rob Lowe signs all his letters in Sixteen Magazine.

Nikki Ferris: If their date is half as good as these cookies, we'll be sisters in no time!

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Parfait amour!

1996

Frédérique: I like sex, but I hate myself.

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Paris, France

1993

Lucy: I've got one foot on the accelerator and one foot on the brake. If I took my foot off the brake I'd burn rubber halfway across this country. Don't believe all that romance about writers block. Everybody has it: butchers, bakers, writers; it just means you've got one foot on the brake.

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Paris Holiday

1958

(Looking around Paris) Robert Leslie Hunter: I ought to buy a lot here. This could catch on.

(In broken English) Fernydel: He is a cool cat.

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Park Row

1952

Phineas Mitchell: The press is good or evil according to the character of those who direct it.

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Paroxismus

1969

Jimmy Logan: She was beautiful, even though she was dead.

Jimmy Logan: How can you run from a dead person unless you're dead yourself?

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Partners

1982

Kerwin: Have you got anything you can change into? Benson: Why? Kerwin: So you look sexy! Well, I mean, you're all we've got!

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Party Animalz

2004 (V)

Enrique: This party better be the shit!

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Party Foul

2003

Gossipy Woman #1: Party Foul. Gossipy Woman #2: *Total* Party Foul.

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Pasadena

2001

Henry Bellows: Your family's like the WASP Corleones.

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A Passage to India

1984

Mrs Moore: My dear, life rarely gives us what we want at the moment we consider appropriate. Adventures do occur, but not punctually.

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A Passage to Ottawa

2001

Roland: So, you're Indian? Safia: Do I look Indian? Roland: Well, the shop... Safia: Oh, yeah. Well, my father is Indian and my mother is from here. So I'm mixed up.

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Passion Fish

1992

Nina: (Discussing a line of dialogue she gave in an earlier movie) I didn't ask for the anal probe.

May-Alice Culhane: Did they tell you I was a bitch? Chantelle: On wheels.

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Password

2000

Harvard student: What if the password is a trap? You spend your life trying to get it and *bam*, you find out it's this board ripping through the galaxy into some alien torture chamber...

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Password Plus

1979

(opening announcement) Announcer: It's more than "Password." It's "Password Plus."

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Password

1961

(The final ABC telecast on June 13, 1975) Allen Ludden: Some time, somewhere, some day there will be another game show, but never one with the class of this one.

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Pastor Hall

1940

Pastor Frederick Hall: Oh you're a stormtrooper now, are you? Heinrich Degan: Well, it's a job, Herr Pastor. I've been out of work so long.

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Paternity

1981

Buddy Evans: My father always told me, "You can do anything you want in life, so long as you go to law school."

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Pather Panchali

1955

Harihar Ray: Whatever God does is for the best.

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Paths to Freedom

2000

Jeremy Fitzgerald: What's your golf handicap? Rats Doyle: Nothin, just had a couple of scoops. (alcoholic drinks)

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Patsy, mi amor

1969

Patsy: What? Is that all there is to it? Claudio: Yeah. Patsy: Wow. You really are something, bragging about what a great stud you are and you can't even get it up right.

Daniel: Patsy, marry me. Patsy: And make your life miserable ever after? No thanks.

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Patty Hearst

1988

Yolanda: It's just like pigs to glorify a mouse.

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Paul Simon's Concert in the Park

1991 (V)

Paul Simon: The sun came out. It was a cloudy day. We though there was going to be a thunderstorm. And it's a perfect night, in New York City.

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Pauline à la plage

1983

Sylvain: Big assholes like you don't keep me awake at night. Pierre: Then go to sleep!

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Pauly Shore Is Dead

2003

Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?

Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore? Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen. Pauly Shore: What's the difference? Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.

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Pauly

1997

Sumi: Downloading smut again? Hey, not so fast! Print me off another naked Brad Pitt!

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Pavement

2002

Samuel Brown: Sometimes the search itself is the answer.

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Pay As You Exit

1936

Porky: O-tay! (first occurrence of this line)

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Payday

1972

(To Rosamond.) Mayleen: If I was a man, I'd ball you, too. God knows you're easy enough.

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Pearl of the South Pacific

1955

Rita Delaine: You know, it's a funny thing. Even when I hated you, I loved you.

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Pearl

1996

Professor Stephen Pynchon: An intellectual is a person who can listen to "The William Tell Overture" and not think of The Lone Ranger.

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Pecan Pie

2003

Gas station employee: ... and then I said to Jessica: "Jessica, look at me."

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Pecos River

1951

(first lines) Smiley Burnette: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ringeye, whoa! Howdy, gentlemen. I'm Smiley Burnette, the eyeglass king, internationally known for Burnette's Better Bifocals. I'm a spec specialist, an eyeball mechanic and a sight doc. What can I do for you gentlemen? Pop Rockland: You can hand over your money. Smiley Burnette: I can hand over m... money? Money? Say, you do need eyeglasses.

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Pee Shy

2000

Announcer Jim: With a little plastic divider, and a lot of love, we can beat this thing!

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Peeps

2005/II

Sleuth: A great human revolution in just a single individual will help achieve a change in the destiny of a nation and further, will enable a change in the destiny of all humankind.

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Peking Express

2004

Reinier: Drive, you... klootzak!

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Pelswick

2000

Pelswick: You should bring your act to the road! Preferably a busy one...

Quentin: Someone stole the answers to the essays! That would mean... Gram Gram: that stupid people would succeed in areas other then politics?

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Pembalasan ratu pantai selatan

1988

Lady Terminator: I am not a lady. I am an anthropologist!

Max McNeil: We've seen more dead bodies than you've eaten hot dogs, so shut up and eat.

Lady Terminator: You speak of myths and legends in this day in age? I'm an anthropologist, huh?

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Penitentiary III

1987

Joshua: You can flush your manhood down the toilet.

Warden: You know what your trouble is, Serenghetti? You've seen too many bad prison movies.

Too Sweet: Now they made me do something I didn't wanna do.

Serenghetti: Use the shocker on him. I want humble. I want broken.

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Pentathlon

1994

Creese: Sometimes trying to make a living is like climbing a mountain with a pogo stick.

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People I Know

2002

Eli Wurman: (Eli walks into Jilli Hopper's gaudy hotel room) This is not a hotel room... it's a vagina.

Eli Wurman: I've got a starlet in here with more drugs than I've ever seen. We could start a cartel.