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Nowhere to Run

1993

Clydie: Where'd you learn to fight like that? Sam Gillen: Law school!

Franklin Hale: Do you know who I am? Sam Gillen: I know what you are.

Bree Anderson: (after having seen Sam Gillen bathing naked in a pond) He's got a big penis.

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Nuclear Strike

1997 (VG)

General Earle: He fought hard. He died.

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Nude Tai Chi

1996 (V)

Narrator: Before beginning, you will want to dress in loose, comfortable clothes that are non-binding, and will allow the body to move freely. Or, you may choose, as our models have, to exercise in a natural state, wearing nothing at all.

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Nudity Required

1988

Isabella: And what about me? Aren't I a woman, too? Donna Holiday: No, you're just a thing with evil tits. Big ones.

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Nuevos extraterrestres, Los

1983

Tommy: Trumpy, you can do magic things!

Studio engineer: (after recording a song; gives thumbs-up) Well? Rick: (gives OK sign) It stinks!

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Nuit d'argent

2002

Monsieur de T.: Vous verrez monsieur, l'amour d'une femme n'est jamais totalement dsintress... Monsieur de T.: N'ayez de principes que ceux qui vous servent, mais n'ayez jamais de scrupules ne les respecter point.

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Nuit de Varennes, La

1982

Casanova: Place au Chevalier de Seingalt et Monsieur de la Bretonne! Place au gnie!

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Nuit et brouillard

1955

Rcitant/Narrator: Those of us who pretend to believe that all this happened at a certain time and in a certain place, and those who refuse to see, who do not hear the cry to the end of time.

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Nunzio's Second Cousin

1994

Sgt. Tony Randozza: I wish they wouldn't say that.

Sgt. Tony Randozza: Bashing fags doesn't stop you from becoming one.

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Nut Guilty

1936

Charlie: Young lady, I fine you 90 dollars. Miss O'Grady: Hah! That's a cinch. I got the 90 dollars right here in my stocking. Charlie: Uh-huh. Well, now reach down in the other stocking and get the 90 days that goes with it.

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Nutcracker

2001

Carlton Fairfax II: That... that... that's... John Gard: ... that's like ME being the doctor and YOU being the patient.

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A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

1991

Lea: Sometimes my juices start to flow and I feel like a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell.

Clon: The hell with you - you're lizard meat!

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Oasis: Familiar to Millions

2000 (V)

Gallagher, Noel: And who are you ya cunt? Right then, I'm gonna sing you a song now. Any of you cockney cunts got a problem with that?

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Obchod na korze

1965

Antonin Brtko: I'm your Aryan and you're my Jewess . . . understand?

Antonin Brtko: What can I do? What? I'm nobody. A zero.

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Obliging Young Lady

1942

'Red' Reddy, aka Professor Stanley: (started to the rhythm of the train in motion - soon picked up by everyone on the train) Hiney-minoosh, hiney-minoosh... hiney-minoosh, hiney-minoosh...

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Obyknovennoye chudo

1978 (TV)

Minister Administrator: You are attractive. I am devilishly attractive. Why should we waste our time?

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Occhio nel labirinto, L'

1972

(first title card) Title Card: "... a labyrinth is built to bewilder the mind of man. Its architecture, however rich in symmetries it might be, is subordinate to this end" - J.L. Borges

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Odd Man Out

1977

Wilf: How's your rock, cock?

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Odd Noggins

2000

Convenience store clerk: So when do you take it all off?

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dishon

1999

Asami Yamazaki: Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.

Asami Yamazaki: Kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri!

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Odyssey 5

2002

Chuck Taggart: You are sittin' in my son's room, in front of my son's computer, in my house, and you're in Texas, boy. I'd be well within my rights to shoot you where you sit.

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Of All the Luck

2003

Julie: Look at THAT GIRL! She's so unusual! Samantha: Just who does she think she is anyways?

Samantha: I really like this car, where'd you get it? Stolen Car Date: I just picked it up as a matter of fact!

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Of Rice and Hen

1953

Foghorn Leghorn: She remi-- I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.

Foghorn Leghorn: Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.

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Off Season

2001 (TV)

Patty Winslow: What do you say? Jackson Mayhew: He's lying! Patty Winslow: I was thinking more along the lines of 'I'm sorry'! Jackson Mayhew: (to Richard Frangello) "I'm sorry you're lying!"

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Office Space

1991

Milton: I'm gonna... burn the building down.

Bill: Milton, can you just spray this can of pesticide in here? There's a bit of a cockroach problem.

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Officer Duck

1939

Donald Duck: (to Tiny Tom) I beg your pardon, sir, but you're under arrest.

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Oh, God! Book II

1980

Tracy Richards: God, how old are you? God: That's a good question. I really don't know that myself. I stopped counting after 200.

Louanne: Think God.

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Oh Grow Up

1999

Suzanne Vandermeer: This is Chlo, my gay husband's roomate's illegitimate child. Chloe Sheffield: Actually, I prefer the term "bastard."

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Oh Heavenly Dog

1980

Browning: Are you in organized crime? Bart: I'm in Parliament. Browning: Six of one.

Higgins: This is not a wedding ceremony, Mr Browning. You are not obligated to repeat everything I say.

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Oh Mummy: Sutekh's Story

2004 (V)

Sutekh: (Sutekh has a rabbit in his lap) His name is Neil. Neil! Neil! Neil before the might of Sutekh the Destroyer!

Sutekh: I bring Sutekh's gift of milk to all humankind.

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Oh My God

2004

Retard: Oh, my God!

Retard: How did this happen?

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Oh No, It's Selwyn Froggitt

1974

(Accompanied by a double thumbs-up gesture) Selwyn Froggitt: Magic!

Selwyn Froggitt: A pint of cooking and a bag of nuts.

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Ohay

1959

Isamu: A mess, isn't it? Minoru: Fun, isn't it?

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Oil for the Lamps of China

1935

Hester Adams Chase: Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.

Young Chinese Soldier: We're in a time of social changes, and social changes cost money.

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Old Acquaintance

1943

Katherine "Kitty" Marlowe: There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

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Old Sequoia

1945

(Donald answers the phone) Donald's boss: How is old Sequoia coming? (Donald looks around to see the big tree falling towards him) Donald Duck: (nervously) Heh-heh... coming fine.

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Olden Days, Ye

1933

King: She acts like a fanatic! Lock her in the attic!

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Oleanna

1994

(last lines) John: Oh, my God. Carol: Yes, that's right.

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Olive Oyl and Water Don't Mix

1942

Popeye: (to Olive Oyl) You know you're awful pretty! Olive Oyl: (to Popeye) You're pretty awful yourself! Popeye: Oh, thank you!

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Oliver Twist

1997 (TV)

Oliver: And you Dodger, you're my friend. The Artful Dodger: Huh! A friend's just an enemy in disguse. You can't trust nobody.

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Olivia Down Under

1988 (V)

Olivia Newton-John: A guitar player I'm not, but the sheep didn't think I was too baaaaaad!

Olivia Newton-John: (To Sir James Hardy) Now, standing in your vineyard, it's kind of a strange question, but do you drink a lot?

Man in Bar: Get them off!

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Olsen-banden gr i krig

1978

Egon: ... 700-800 people work there. Benny: 700-800! That's a lot! Egon: Yes, that's because it's fully automated.

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Olsen-banden overgiver sig aldrig

1979

(last lines) Egon Olsen: This country is too small for me; do with it what you wish to...

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Olsen-bandens sidste stik

1998

Bang-Johansen: Den ny mand i Kirkeministeriet er en svindler og en bedrager! Hans opfrsel ved hul nummer tretten var en skandale!

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Omaha

The Movie (1995)

Simon: The farthest place on Earth from here is Nepal. ... I'll be gone for a while.

Sheriff Rich Roth: Roving gangs of kickboxers from Des Moines, Iowa. They've been making their way along the interstate for years. It was just a matter of time before they crossed the river. But we're ready for them.

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Ombre du doute, L'

1993

Charlie Oakley: The whole world is a joke to me.

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On Any Sunday

1971

Narrator: (after a desert racer move a turtle out of the trail) Desert racers are nice people.

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On Approval

1944

George: She's not crying because I said she was forty-one. She's crying because she is forty-one.

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On Borrowed Time

1939

John 'Pud' Northrup: Aunt Demetria is a pismire!

Julian Northrup: Live and let live, that's my motto. Mr Brink: Yes. You can hardle expect me to second that.

Julian Northrup: I'm going away... where the woodbine twineth.

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On Golden Pond

2001 (TV)

Charlie: Holy Mackinoley!

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On_Line

2002

Moe Curley: (Moe is congratulating John for having an intense online session with Jordan) She is going to fuck you in half!

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On Safari

1982

Himself - Presenter: Safari... Audience: So goody!

Himself - Presenter: You must use it or carry it.

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On the Air

1992

Lester Guy: Yes, well, what do they know in South Dakota? Buddy Budwaller: They know what they like. Lester Guy: If they knew what they liked, they wouldn't be in South Dakota.

Buddy Budwaller: Betty Hudson is a mistake. She's not an actress. She's not the star of the show. She's a receptionist waiting to happen.

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On the Beach

2000 (TV)

Moira Davidson: Hey, I'm not blaming you. If it was one of your politicians or your military with their bloody warrior mentality, I would be. "We're protecting your freedom!" (sarcastically) It really worked...

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On the Buses

1969

(Jack walks into the Butler's kitchen) Jack Harper: Why is Olive crawling about on the floor? Olive Rudge: I thought you were the milkman! Jack Harper: Does Olive always crawl about on the floor when the milkman calls? Stan Butler: We wish she did! If she did, we wouldn't owe him 6.10!

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On the Double

1961

Pfc. Ernie Williams: I'm on a salt-free, fat-free, high protein, low calorie, low cholesterol diet.

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On the Downlow

2004

Angel: No use living in hell when you know where the door to Heaven is.

Priest: One is not forced into being bad my son, one decides for himself what he will or will not do.

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On the Set of Sightlines

2003 (V)

Nick Searcy: Ha! I don't work. I'm an actor.

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On the Set with 'Secondhand Lions'

2004 (V)

Michael Caine: That's no CGI lion.

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Once in a Lifetime

1932

Herman Gloguaer: What did they have to go and make pictures talk for? Things were going along fine. You couldn't stop making money - even if you turned out a good picture you made money.

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Once More, My Darling

1949

Collier Laing: Mr Burke, you've got thirty-two teeth. Would you like to try for none?

Mr Grant: I saw you the other day in a... a motion picture. Collier Laing: Did you, sir? How was I? Mr Grant: Tall. Very tall.

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Once Upon a Horse...

1958

Narrator: They were men of daring, of bold action and brute strength. This picture is not about any of those men. It's about... well... uh... it's about an hour and a half.

Miss Amity Babb: Love is so insidious. It's constantly interfering with the pursuit of... (fingers money) true happiness.

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Once Upon a Texas Train

1988 (TV)

Cotton: If you're trying to get on my good side, forget it. I haven't got one.

Jason Fitch: Lead's gonna fly. I can feel it in my bones. If I should catch one, boys, promise me you'll bury me where I fall.

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Once We Were Strangers

1997

Antonio: Beautiful women are for men with no imagination.

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One Bad Day

1999

Argen Boyd: I just came here to clean. Now if you wanna let go of my neck, I can get started.

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One by One

1984

(riding a horse with Lady Anne Pendle: unintentional double-entendre) Ben Bishop: It's a wonderful feeling to have this magnificent beast between my legs.

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One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

1970

(Ivan is told the Communist Party has decreed the sun reaches zenith one hour after noon.) Ivan Denisovich: Can they even tell the sun what to do?

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One Down, Two to Go

1982

J: I may not know kung fu, but I'm an expert in gun fu.

J: I don't like violence either, Mr White Boy.

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One False Move

1992

Cheryl Ann: He don't know no better, he watches television. I read non-fiction.

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One Last Dance

2003

(to Chrissa) Max Delano: What is wrong with you? And when are you going to fix it?

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One Man Army

1994

Pat Boze: I would love to have you in my jail.

Eddie Taylor: He died the way he lived - a hero.

Jerry Pelt: I'm not for sale.

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One Night In Paris

2002 (V)

(screaming on the top of his lungs) Dave Gahan: Good evening Paris!

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One Night, Stan

2001

Stan: A.D.D. my ass. If you ask me A.D.D. stands for Ain't Denyin' Dysfunction!

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One On One

2000

Brianna: Welcome to my rave!

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One Perfect Day

2004

Trig: Your gonna be hot girl. Hot like wasabi!

Tommy: Coooooeeeee! Trig: Wasssaaaabi!

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One Step Ahead

2005

Kevin Radner: So what, let's kill all the lawyers? Danny Wilson: No, lets just make sure we punish all the criminals.

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One Teacher

2002

Mentor: You can do anything you want to do. As long as you apply yourself, you work hard, and you study. There are no limitations.

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One Touch of Venus

1948

Whitfield Savory: She reminds me of someone. Molly Grant: I wish she reminded me of me.

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One Tough Cop

1998

Dietl: Being a cop gave me a chance to make a difference.

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One True Thing

1998

(to Ellen) George Gulden: Your mother needs you, Ellen! Jesus Christ, you got a Harvard education, but where is your heart?

Kate Gulden: (dressed as Dorothy) Welcome! There's no place like home! Ellen Gulden: (silently, to herself) Thank God.

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Onegai Teacher

2002

(repeated line) Mizuho Kazami: This is a priority one!

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Onegai Twins

2003

Karen Onodera: (always says it when she is about to faint) Nyu, nyu, nyu... (faints)

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Ong-bak

2003

Big Bear, a Fighter: Come on! Fuck Muay Thai!

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Onimusha

2001 (VG)

Samanosuke Akechi: (to demon scientist) Face me, demon!

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Only One New York

1964

Narrator: How beautiful these shining towers are. Architecture expresses an attitude. It reveals the psychology of the builder. It occurs to me that people who expect a bomb to fall don't build their walls of glass. A city of glass is like a declaration of peace.

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Only When I Laugh

1981

Georgia: Let me sleep on the sofa. I love sleeping on the sofa. Beds are too big when you're alone.

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Ooru naito rongu 3: Saishuu-sh

1996 (V)

Kawasaki: Men are born half-dead, and it takes a lifetime for them to become completely dead. Humans, they're living garbage!

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Open All Night

1924

Lea: You look like a gentleman, but when I've been drinking I'm always wrong.

Lea: Are you serious, or is this just your method? Edmund Duverne: Both, as usual.

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Open House

1987

Adrienne Barbeau: When's the last time that you so much as read the ingredients on a can of deodorant?

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Open House

2004/II (V)

Chuck Baker: (preparing what he will say to potential clients) Hey, smart idea. Hey, that's a smart outfit. Hey, smart ass. Fuck you.

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Open Season

2006

(from trailer) Squirrel: Stay Away or I'll be kickin' Your Hairless, Pink Ba-Hookie! Other Squirrels: Oy!

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Opera

1987

Betty: I am nothing like my mother. Nothing like her!

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Operation Good Guys

1997

(with more concern over a Christmas variety show than serious police matters) Det. Insp. Beach: I'm not remotely interested in your drugs bust. What I want to know is... how long have we got until the full dress rehersal?

Det. Insp. Beach: Get me a midget!

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Original Schtick

1999

Robert Fischer: What I think about this documentary? Why don't you ask me that at later time...

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Orphe

1950

Heurtebise: I am letting you into the secret of all secrets, mirrors are gates through which death comes and goes. Moreover if you see your whole life in a mirror you will see death at work as you see bees behind the glass in a hive.

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'Orrible

2001

Sean: You handsome man. You great big big beautiful, handsome man! A bit of driving he says, he's only done a fucking blag, with Mervin Reese!

Paul Clarke: There's only one word for that, Shiv: naive!

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Oscar and Lucinda

1997

(In his letter to Lucinda) Oscar: I dare not hope, and yet I must that through this deed I gain your trust.

(On seeing the glass model) Oscar: It is like a kennel for God's angels.

(On how Christians are by nature gamblers) Oscar: We bet that there is a God.

Lucinda: You will preach what you do not believe to men who do not care.

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Osynliga muren, Den

1944

Marie de Troy: Who asks for permission in war?

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Otto - Der Film

1985

Shark: You shouldn't read the small print! Otto: But, why not? Shark: It's bad for your eyesight.

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Ou Nou!

2001

Reino Kurkela: Siis mik t on t.. noh!.. (Vierikko, Vesa@Jorma Hrml) : Ou nou!

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