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'Neath the Arizona Skies

1934

Chris Morrell: Snakes like you usually die of their own poison.

Chris Morrell: Some men are like books written in a strange language, and that makes it awfully hard to read them.

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Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love

1971

Shirley: You nearly made me wet my nightgown, old boy. It's new, too.

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Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit

1998 (VG)

Supercop, Announcer: 3, 2, 1, go!

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Needle Anus

2005

Dr Wadkins: You sure? We got that good mac n' cheese here tonight.

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Neighbors

1920

His Father: He's my son and I'll break his neck any way I please!

The Boy: Her father's abused her long enough. I want to marry her and take her home to MY father!

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Neil Young: Human Highway

1982

(Devo is loading nuclear barrels to deliver to Linear Valley) Bob 1: Time to fortify the ol' water supply!

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Neil's Party

2003

Matt: The day I take sex advice from you is the day that I chop my knob off and sell it on e-bay.

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Nero Wolfe

1979 (TV)

Mrs Rachael Bruner: I'd heard that Nero Wolfe wasn't afraid of anything. Nero Wolfe: One can retreat from folly without backing into fear.

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Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose: The Forgotten Hero

2005

Subhas Bose: Give me blood and I will give you freedom!

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NetForce

1999 (TV)

Jay Gridley: Good morning Vietnam!

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Nevada Smith

1966

Nevada Smith: (to Fitch) You're just not worth killing.

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Never a Tender Moment

1979

Marilyn Chambers: People say, "Are you just acting?" Well, you can't act when you've got a fist up your butt.

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Never Again

2001

Grace: You're the one who told me to have sex! Elaine: Sex like a normal person! Not like a porn star!

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Never Talk to Strangers

1995

Dr Sarah Taylor: Mr Ramirez, my mother taught me never to talk to strangers. Tony Ramirez: If you never talk to strangers, you'll never meet anyone new.

Serial Killer: The Buddhist have a saying, "If you meet your master on the road, kill him."

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New Best Friend

2002

Hadley Ashton: I'm warning you, back off Trevor or you'll be sorry! Alicia Campbell: (sarcastic tone) Ooooo, I'm shaking.

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New Guy

2003

Ted: You know how they always say the grass is greener on the other side? Well, that's the other side.

Jim: Nice to meet you, Gregg. Is that with one G or two G's? Gregg: Three G's, actually. Jim: Three G's? You mean, like, Greggg?

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New Rose Hotel

1998

Fox: This is your ticket outta the bone yard. You're dead, in case you didn't know it. You just don't have the sense to lie down.

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New Wave Hookers

1985 (V)

Jamal: (on the phone) You want a Devil? Well, I guarantee she's gonna be hotter than Hell!

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New World Disorder

1999

David Marx: I bet you're a wiz at Space Invaders. Kris Paddock: Next time, say Doom. David Marx: What? Kris Paddock: Next time, say Doom! You'll sound younger.

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New York Socialite

2000

Louise: I'm French God dammit! French... Not a socialite!

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New York Stories

1989

Lionel Dobie: It's art. You give it up, you were never an artist in the first place.

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New York Undercover

1994

Moreno: Do you sleep with her? Eddie Torres: I don't think you would call what we did sleeping.

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News - Bericht ber eine Reise in eine strahlende Zukunft

1986 (TV)

Steve: "Always sharp at the right time... The 'Watch' word of the press photographer."

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Next Door

1994 (TV)

Marci Benedetti: You know why I think he's doing this to you? Because you keep telling him not to.

Matt Coler: I don't believe in cramming for a test, or pulling an all-nighter, unless it's with a pretty girl.

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Next Stop, Greenwich Village

1976

Mom: Who are you? Bernstein: I'm Bernstein. Mom: You're Jewish? Bernstein: No, Darling. I'm Gay. Mom: I don't care how you feel. You're a great dancer.

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Next Time I Marry

1938

Anthony Joseph 'Tony' Anthony: I guess ham just brings out the poetry in me. In some people poetry brings out the ham.

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Next

2005

Contestant: I damn sure better not be outsmarted by Cookies

Contestant: I'm Yosef, and if this girl likes Morgan Freeman, she'll be tasting my (bleep) .

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Ngo si sui

1998

Who Am I?: My father also told me to be kind to nature. (destroys the disk containing the formula of the meteorite info)

Who Am I?: I may have amnesia, but I'm not stupid!

(repeated line) Morgan: Trust no-one!

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Nibelungen, Teil 2: Kriemhilds Rache, Die

1967

(While throwing gold from the Hort into the masses) Kriemhild: Dies schenkt euch Siegfried, den Hagen erschlug!

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Nick Knight

1989 (TV)

Nick: You have no idea what it's like to live all these years, and watch those you love grow old and die, one by one.

Nick: I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires.

Nick: What are you on anyway, man?

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Nick of Time

1995

Gene Watson: Kisses to you. Lynn Watson: No, kisses to you!

Gene Watson: You're out of your mind. Mr Smith: What's your point?

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Nickelodeon

1976

Franklin Frank: Any jerk can direct.

H.H. Cobb: I like the way you announce it.

Alice Forsyte: (at a movie premiere) I hear they're gonna change the title to "The Birth of a Nation".

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Nico Icon

1995

Nico: Regrets? I've got no regrets... except that I was born a woman instead of a man.

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NieA under 7

2000

Chiaki Komatsu: The secret of a great homepage is real-time updates!

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Nietzsche

2003 (V)

(first lines) Ezekiel: God is dead.

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Night After Night

1932

Hatcheck girl: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds! Maudie: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

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Night and Day

1946

Cole Porter: Thanks for all the flowers. Monty Woolley: Yes, one can only send them to a man when he's flat on his back.

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Night Angel

1990

Kirstie: I'm sorry - I think the wine is getting to me.

Craig: The world needs beauty, desperately.

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Night Monster

1942

Sarah Judd: (trapped in burning room) Unlock that door you fool! Do you want to die? Margaret Ingston: Yes! You and Kurt don't deserve to live, and I don't want to!

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Night Must Fall

1937/I

Danny: That's the kind of fella I am. I make my mind up about something and then I do it.

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Night 'n Gales

1937

Arthur Hood, Darla's Father: (sharing a bed with the gang) This is the end! I'd rather sleep with a bunch of wild porcupines! Alfalfa: Where you gonna find a porcupine this hour of the night?

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Night of the Chihuahuas

2004 (V)

Officer Samantha Branch: Does everyone here live in a trailer? Johnny Tanner: Hey! I'll have you know that this here is a mobile home!

Johnny Tanner: Damn! This is taking longer than an Alabama Wifeswap!

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Night of the Dog

2005

Doug D: Hell of a night... hell of a night

Steve: I don't know, it sounds a little crazy. Bob: It sounds fucking awesome!

Vincent: She did... bitch did!

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Night of the Lepus

1972

Officer Lopez: Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!

Husband in Car: Picking up no strangers, Susan. I said that when we left Denver, and I'm sticking with it. Especially a man carrying a gun!

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Night of the Running Man

1994

Mugger: You cut my eyes! I can't see! David Eckhart: Get a dog.

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Night of the Snakehead Fish

2003

Park Ranger: And remember... if you see one of those things: Shoot to Kill!

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Night of the Twisters

1996 (TV)

Arthur Jones: (The words "TORNADO WARNING" are flashing on the TV screen) What does that thing mean? Dan Hatch: It basically means we're in deep trouble.

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Night Orchid

1997

Clay Doyle: Places talk to me. They show me things.

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Night People

2005

Blind Man: Do you know this wee lassie reeks of pharmaceutical grade cocaine? (to Jane, about her young daughter Alison, who is asleep in the back of her taxi)

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Night Riders of Montana

1951

(to henchman Brink Stiles) Roger Brandon: I pay you to act not think, and right now you're being overpaid.

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Night Trap

1993

Bishop: Whose body would you like to hold next to you in bed, while the other lies rotting in a grave?

Miss Sadie: The devil gone kill her for sure.

Mike Turner: Burn in hell, you son of a bitch!

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Nightfall

2000 (V)

Kopton: Lay waste this temple of sin. BRING BACK THE LIGHT!

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Nightingales

1990

Sarge: Is anybody there? Bell, Carter: There's nobody here but us chickens.

Carter: Look at that time we tried to teach a goat to ride a bicycle... Because it couldn't change gear properly we lost heart, didn't we?

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Nightmare Cafe

1992

Telephone recording: (when Fay tries to use the payphone in the cafe) We're sorry. The number you are calling from is not serviced by the telephone company.

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Night's Necromantic Rose

2003

Annie: I'm not looking for the moon, just someone with astronaut potential.

Annie: I sometimes wish there was a 12-step program for people who get too drunk on moonlight.

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Nightshade

1995

Detective Swanson: You mess with me, Nightshade... Primus... I'll haul you both in... Primus: But we haven't broken the law... haven't broken the law YET.

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Nightstalker

2002

Nightstalker: But I'm not gonna be gone, EVER

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Nightwalk

2005

(first lines) Narrator: (voiceover) Walking in the night is just like life. You pass by lights not noticing they are there, while at the same time you invite their mellow glow to hold you.

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Nine Lives Are Not Enough

1941

'Snappy' Saunders: Oh, some day I'm gonna get even with you. I'm gonna dance on your grave. I'm gonna lock you in a burning building and record your screams on a phonograph record.

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Ninja Academy

1990

Addleman: If you think this is over, you are crazy. I'm tired of this grasshopper-shit anyway.

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Ninja Bachelor Party

1991

Master: Come on, let's do it! Let's be Ninjas!

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Ninja Death

1987

Tiger: I'm so cold master. Can't we start a fire? Master: No. If we made a fire the cold air would go directly into your body and kill you.

Guardian #1: Brother! Brother! Princess! Brother!

Tiger: Who did this? Who did this, motherfuckers?

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Ninja gaiden

2004 (VG)

Doku: Must I kill you again? Failed protector of the dark dragon blade.

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Ninth Street

1999

Bebo: That's one thing the white man don't like: y'all messin' with his women. He don't want nobody abusin' them but him.

Tippytoe: Nothing lasts forever; even iron wears out.

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No. 73

1982

Ethel Davis: So... the daring, dazzling, death-defyingly dull, devastatingly dangerous, delectable, delicatessenable, divinely decadent... Sandwich Quiz. Everyone: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Ethel!

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No Doubt: Live in the Tragic Kingdom

1997 (V)

Gwen Stefani: Where are the old skool No Doubters? (audience cheers) Who saw us play at the Inn at the Park hotel in Anaheim? (barely anyone cheers) OK... thought so (laughs)

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No Highway

1951

Dennis Scott: I see: the scientists do the thinking for the world, and the rest of us just live in it, is that it? Elspeth Honey: Yes.

Monica Teasdale: My gift to posterity is a few cans of celluloid on a junk heap someday.

Monica Teasdale: I would have stopped working a long time ago if I could have figured out what to do with myself.

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No Looking Back

1998

Kid: Hey, nice car. Michael: Yeah, keep your hands off of it you scumbags.

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No Man of Her Own

1932

Connie: You'd be lovely to have around, just to sprinkle the flowers with your personality.

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No Man's Land

1987

(Explaining why he keeps a gun.) Ted Varrick: It's like an ICBM. You're never gonna use the fucker, but you sleep better at night knowing that you have one.

(The car phone in the Porsche rings) Benjy Taylor: Hello? No, Rick is not here. Who am I? The guy stealing Rick's car...

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No Man's Range

1935

(about Jim Hale's shooting prowess) Fuzz: Why don't you tell her the truth. He's the first man who shot a hole in a doughnut at 60 yards.

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No Money, No Funey

1990

Norm: Don't ever forget, it was HAM radio that put the bread and butter on this table!

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No One Can Hear You

2001

Henley: There is nothing to fear... but the fear of fear itself...

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No Parking Hare

1954

Bugs Bunny: Okay Mac, start pounding.

Bugs Bunny: Happy freeway (walks into his hole. A second passes. Then emerges quickly, horrified) (shouts) Freeway?

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No se lo digas a nadie

1998

Luis Felipe Camino: A gay son! I would've prefered him mongoloid. Fuck!

Gonzalo: It's like a vegetarian meal, nice and soft, but after you are done you just want to have a piece of meat!

Luis Felipe Camino: You are drunk! Joaqun Camino: I'm drunk AND high, that doesn't make me any less gay.

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No te equivoques

2001

Kristoff: Hola, soy Kristoff y esto es No te Equivoques Tony Dalton: Hola, soy Tony Dalton y esto es No te Equivoques

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No Time to Die

1958

Sgt. David H. Thatcher: He's not worth saving, not even for THAT!

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Noah's Ark

1928

Al: This war is more than just a fight. It's more like a funeral. And everybody ought to be in the procession or the hearse.

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Nobody

1998

Mother: It's always the same! Same damn broken record, full of scratches and everything!

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Nobody's Perfect

2002

Karen (Michelle Damato) : He's a dick! Teo (Leonardo Nam) : No shit! Karen: Sweetie, if it looks like a dick, and it walks like a dick, and it quacks like a dick, it's a dick!

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Nocturne

1946

Susan: He was a ladykiller. But don't get any ideas. I ain't no lady.

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None But the Lonely Heart

1944

Ernie Mott: I'm so broke I'm in two halves.

Ernie Mott: They say money talks... all it's ever said to me is goodbye.

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Nonstop Pyramid Action

1995

Nick: Look at that couch. Go ahead. Leather. Cups your ass real good, don't it?

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Noorie

1979

Noorie Nabi: What have you decided about yourself? What is your life's choice? Yusuf Fakir Mohammed: Noorie is my answer...

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Nora inu

1949

Det. Sato: A stray dog becomes a mad dog.

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Nora

2000

(After the climax of their first date) Nora: Do you have a hankie, Mr Joyce?

James Joyce: You are my only love.

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Nordkraft

2005

Steso: I am a drug addict. I am definitely a drug addict. I'm hooked. I'll gladly confess to the fact, that I am an addict. Addict of Valium, LSD, coke, heroin, methadone, opium, Rohypnol, crystal meth, morphine, mescaline, amphetamine, C vitamins, D, vitamins, hashish, pot, hash-oil, skunk.

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Noriko no shokutaku

2005

Noriko Shimabara: Dad looked at me. His eyes were moist. I felt bad. I was his daughter. He was a lonely, stubborn man.

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Normal, Ohio

2000

Robert 'Robbie' Miller: What is the point of having a great tree if the outside of the house looks like... like... Pamela Theresa Gamble-Miller: Our house? Robert 'Robbie' Miller: Yes.

Joan Gamble: You will never ever guess what happened! It's something wonderful! William 'Butch' Gamble: Don't be jerkin' my chain about a Menudo reunion!

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Normal

2003 (TV)

Patty Ann: Mom, Dad and I have the same breast size now!

(last lines) Irma: Sweet Roy. Sweet soul. What we do for love.

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Norte, El

1983

Enrique's friend: You have to learn to talk like a Mexican. Tell me it's a hot day. Enrique Xuncax: It's a hot day. Enrique's friend: No! You won't make it two miles past the border. "It's a fucking hot day." Mexicans are always saying fuck. Fuck this, fuck that. Now try it again.

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Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht

1979

Warden: The patient that came in yesterday is having a fit. Van Helsing: Which one? Warden: The one that bit the cow.

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Not for Publication

1984

Cy Katz: Hey, what my girls do after the show is their own business. Lois: Yeah, but I hear you take fifty percent. Cy Katz: Fair's fair.

(In a pilotless plane) Barry Denver: It takes years to get your pilot's license. Lois: You're taking a crash course!

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Not So Dumb

1930

Bill: I've come to the conclusion that Dulcy must have been adopted by the family.

Dulcy: By power of reduction and by a process of illumination, I know the necklace is in that shoe.

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Not Without My Handbag

1993

The Girl: My aunt is a zombie, from Hell!

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Nothing to Lose

1994

Joe: He's not a kid anymore - he's a vampire - I wanna drive a stake through his heart.

Ramon: Look, it would be as easy for me to live in your world as for you to believe in mine!

Natasha: What about Maria!

Elliot: You let this happen!

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Notre musique

2004

Olga Brodsky: If you can understand what I'm saying, you're not paying attention.

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Novios blgaros, Los

2003

Daniel: I'd give my life for you. Kyril: I'd give your life for me too.

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Now That I Have You

2004

Michael's dad: Not knowing the greatest mystery in loving another person, and how much you can love is the greatest discovery you can have of yourself...

Michael's dad: Not knowing is the greatest mystery in loving another person, and how much you can love is the greatest discovery you can have of yourself...

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Nowhere in Sight

2000

Lewis Gills: I thought we were through with this! Carly Bauer: I don't give a damn what you thought!

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