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Mr James and the Plug of Mystery

2004

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

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Mr Jones

1993

Mr Jones: Why do only children have flying dreams?

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Mr Magoo

1997

(A monkey is seen in front of Mister Magoo) Mr Quincy Magoo: Ugliest child I've ever seen!

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Mr Moto in Danger Island

1939

Twister McGurk: It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

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Mr Nanny

1993

Sean Armstrong: I hate kids!

Alex Mason, Jr: (Armstrong has just fallen into a swimming pool of red dye) Wow! now all he needs is a pitch-fork and a pointy tail. Sean Armstrong: That is it!

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Mr Reliable

1996

Beryl Muddle: Mum says that if she was married to you she would poison your coffee. Wally Mellish: If I was married to her, I'd drink it.

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Mr Show and the Incredible, Fantastical News Report

1998 (TV)

Newscaster: Well, that was some story. Thank you ladies, you girls crack me up. Here, watch a man at work.

Newscaster: Coming up next, the Chinese invent a new way to pee in coke.

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Mr Stitch

1996 (TV)

Lazarus: Where are my sexual organs? Doctor Rue Wakeman: You have none.

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Mr Terrific

1967

(Repeated line) Barton J. Reed: Now is the time for action! A-C-T-I-O-N, action!

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Mr Wong, Detective

1938

(first lines) Anton Mohl, aka Baron Von Krantz: You're going to get killed doing that, one of these days, Lescardi!

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Mr Wrong

1996

Inga Gunther: Bob cut the couch! Martha: Don't cut the couch HEY.. Inga Gunther: HEY IS FOR HORSES!

Jack Tramonte: Ok whitmans records. Lived with his mother until about six months ago. Had one serious relationship with an Inga... Gunther who once tried to assassinate the rock temptress.. STEVIE NICKS!

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Mrs Dalloway

1997

(When a guest at her party starts to laugh.) Mrs Dalloway: (thinking) Oh, it's not a failure after all.

Peter Walsh: Oh what snobs the English are. How they love dressing up.

Mrs Dalloway: What a lark! What a plunge!

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MTV Backstage Pass: Summer Sanitarium Tailgate Party

2003 (TV)

Lars Ulrich: You win the toaster!

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Much Ado About Nothing

2005 (TV)

Beatrice: (to Benedick) You really do put the "w" into "anchorman".

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Mugen no rivaiasu

1999

(the Liebe Delta station starts shaking unexpectedly) Koji Aiba: An earthquake? Ikumi Oze: We're in *space*, remember?

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Mulberry

1992

Miss Rose Farnaby: Why did I employ you? Mulberry: Well, I can only put it down to some streak of perversity in your nature.

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Mule Skinner Blues

2001

Beanie Andrew: If you fall in the mud, you might come back as a gorilla.

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Multiple Maniacs

1970

Lady Divine: (in church, trying to pray, notices Mink) She coughs, as if to attract my attention towards her, and gave me a lewdly religious glare!

Lady Divine: (to mirror) And you're still the most beautiful woman in the world! Nothing can change that!

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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!

2001 (V)

Gag Reflex: I don't have a gag reflex... hehe

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Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and Girly

1969

Girly: Nasty Nanny is no good! Chop her up for fire wood! When she's dead, boil her head, make it into gingerbread!

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Munchies

1987

Cecil/Simon: You don't know what L.A.'s like! It's like New Jersey with earthquakes.

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Munich

2005

(from trailer) Golda Meir: Every civilization finds it necessary to negotiate compromises with its own values.

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Munje!

2001

Pop: Wait there, I' ll be right back! Deda Mraz: I'm going too. I'm going too! I'm going too!!!

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Munster, Go Home

1966

Herman: "Car 54, Where Are You?" - when finally discovering the secret of Munster Hall.

Herman: I want to go to the party and put on funny hats and be obnoxious and talk too loud and get stoned- uphold the American image abroad.

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Muppet Monster Adventure

2000 (VG)

Robin: I Will Survive, and down right thrive, if I was only old enough to drive.

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Muppet Race Mania

2000 (VG)

Pepe: This is so bad, okay! Should I get out and push? Come on, come on.

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Muppet Video: Rock Music with the Muppets

1985 (V)

Dr teeth: (after Beaker accidently causes an explosion) Beaker! I want you to promise me you'll never do that again! Beaker: Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee, me mever moo mat magain. (accidently causes another explosion)

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Murder Ahoy!

1964

Miss Marple: Are you implying that I am unhinged? Det. Insp. Craddock: No. No, of course not! Miss Marple: Then what are you implying, pray? Det. Insp. Craddock: Well, just that you are temporarily not yourself. Miss Marple: Chief Inspector, I am *always* myself!

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Murder at the Gallop

1963

Inspector Craddock: There have been stupid murderers, you know. Miss Jane Marple: She's a timid woman, not a stupid one.

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Murder at the Presidio

2005 (TV)

Mafia Suit: What've you got? Private Dwyer: You know, the usual, good stuff. Mafia Suit: Heh heh, man you always say that. Come on, open it up.

James Chandler: (a gun is put to his head) Go for it! If you're in cuffs or a bodybag, it makes no damn difference to me!

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Murder by Decree

1979

Sherlock Holmes: We've unmasked madmen, Watson, wielding scepters. Reason run riot. Justice howling at the moon.

Sherlock Holmes: You create allegiance above your sworn allegiance to protect humanity. You shall not care for them, or acknowledge their pain. There lies the madness.

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Murder by Invitation

1941

Bob White: (regarding the invitation's instructions to arrive precisely at midnight) Midnight? Now why should she insist on midnight? Nora O'Brien: She probably saw "The Cat and the Canary".

(last lines) Eddie, the Photographer: The Hays Office ain't gonna like that long kiss!

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Murder by Phone

1982

(last lines) Nat Bridger: I'll call ya!

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Murder by Television

1935

Ah Ling, the Butler: (while being questioned about the murder) He was a friend, and Chinese do not repay friendship with murder

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Murder City

2004

(Stone has found a witness who saw a killer enter the building where the killing took place; a homeless man who was under a tree by the entrance) D. I. Susan Alembic: (Pointing to the witness) Him as your key witness? You'll be laughed out of court! D. S. Luke Stone: This from a senior investigating officer who employs a psychic!

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Murder, Inc.

1960

Abe "Kid Twist" Reles: I'm gonna tell you something about women. I never met one that didn't need a rap in the head, and often.

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Murder on a Honeymoon

1935

Oscar Piper: I suggest using your head a little. Hildegarde Withers: That'd be nice work for you, Oscar, if you could get it.

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Murder-Set-Pieces

2004

The Photographer: I've got to shoot some girls tonight

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Murder!

1930

Handel Fane: I assure you, Inspector, I'm not the other woman in this case.

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Murphy's Law

1986

Joan Freeman: Go to Hell! Jack Murphy: Ladies first.

Arabella McGee: Suck a doorknob, you homo!

Arabella McGee: You're welcome, dildo-nose.

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Musashi

2003 (mini)

Otsu: You have never killed anyone out of hate. And I hope you never do.

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Muscle Up a Little Closer

1957

Moe: This is a man's job. Larry: Where will we find one?

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Music Box

1989

Mack Jones: What do we know about our parents?

Jack Burke: You trust your heart, you gonna get it broken.

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Music

2000 (V) SUSPENDED

Madonna: Music makes the people come together.

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Must Love Dogs

2005

Carol: Where are your boob shirts? (holds up Sarah's sweaters) Sarah: What? Carol: Your *boob* shirts! Christine: Don't worry, I brought some of mine!

(repeated line) Jake: I have a theory about this...

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Mutant Aliens

2001

President: Ah, poop in a handbag!

Preacher: You can't drag race with Jesus.

Earl Jensen: Goodnight, and God peed.

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Mutiny on the Bunny

1950

Traumatized Sailor: I was a human being once.

Shanghai Sam: I'm captain and I say your captain, captain.

Mouse on dock: (after Bugs is saying goodbye on the first part of the voyage) (waving, in foreign accent) Is not long for this world.

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Mutters Maske

1988

Martin: Man kann Andenken in einen Koffer packen, aber bestimmt kein Leben!

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My American Cousin

1985

Mother: Men are like busses: If you miss one, you can be sure there'll be soon another one...

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My Architect

2003

Louis Kahn: How accidental our existences are, really, and how full of influence by circumstance.

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My Baby's Daddy

2004

(from trailer) (after G's baby throws up on him) Dominic: Haha - you got the Exorcist baby.

G: Who's taking care of your kids? Lonnie: Jesus.

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My Beautiful Son

2001 (TV)

Jerry Lipman: Toxteth, mother. Tox-teth. Yeah, sort of a combination of the words "toxic" and "death". Esther Lipman: So it's a slum? Jerry Lipman: It aspires to be a slum.

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My Best Friend Is a Vampire

1988

Darla Blake: No problem! I'm carrying a can of invisible hair spray.

Jeremy Capello: This blood's for you.

Jeremy Capello: So how much is the blood?

Modoc: The best way to defeat an enemy is to make him an ally.

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My Best Friend's Birthday

1987

Clifford: Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower.

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My Big Fat Independent Movie

2005

Lanky Man: You know what they say. Lesbians: better than e-mail.

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My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss

2004

Mr N. Paul Todd: Get the hell out of my office!

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My Bloody Valentine

1981

Happy: Beware of what you make fun of, you little asshole!

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My Brother's Keeper

2004

Eric: We're not partners anymore Twin double: What did you say? Eric: Things change Twin double: No, no Eric man, you've changed Eric: Yeah, that's right I've changed. So should you

Twin double: You ok? Eric: No. I'll grow old and die of flipping burgers

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My Date with the President's Daughter

1998 (TV)

Hallie: Come on, I want you to meet Daddy. Duncan: You mean the President?... Of our country?

Duncan: I really hate my life.

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My Dear Secretary

1949

Ronnie Hastings: Is it informal, or shall I bathe?

Ronnie Hastings: I made a wedding breakfast... spaghetti and meatballs.

Mrs Reeves: I guess I'll run along. Ronnie Hastings: Must you go? I was just poisoning the tea.

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My Favorite Duck

1942

Porky Pig: G-g-gosh, what a cra-cr-screwy duck. Daffy Duck: That, my little cherub, is strictly a matter of opinion.

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My Femme Lady

2002

Doris: Mom! You'd shoot me? Mom: Let's just call it a late term abortion.

Jason: You can either kick balls, or collect 'em like snow globes.

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My Geisha

1962

(last lines) Paul Robaix: Keep bowing, you little ham.

Sam Lewis: I'm not a philosopher; I'm a film producer!

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My Life

1993/I

Gail: I don't understand how you can open your heart to a camera and I'm, I am flesh and blood! I feel like I have already lost you!

Mr Ho: It's not enough to marry goodness, you have to find it in yourself.

Bob Jones: Dying's a really hard way to learn about life.

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My Little Pony and Friends

1986

(Danny has just dived into the pool, getting everybody else wet) Megan: Sorry, Danny's feeling a little rambunctious today. Gusty: (sarcastically) TODAY?

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My Name Is Buttons

2002

Dr Lamb Williams: When did medicine become just a big machine to prevent death?

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My Pal Gus

1952

Gus: Please, Daddy, I'm not somebody big. Don't do a trick on me.

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My Pal Wolf

1944

Mrs Blevin: You can get yourself a passable husband around here, if you work at it.

(Gretchen asks to keep Wolf) Mrs Blevin: Of couse you can. Anybody who says you can't, send 'em to Mrs Blevins. I'll give 'em a run for their money. Twice around the whiskey jug, with a head's start!

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My Sweet Satan

1994

(burning a man's underwear in the fire) Ricky Kasslin: How does it feel to have something taken off you?

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My Teacher's Wife

1995

(Having sex for the second time on the couch) Vicky Mueller: Don't you need a condom? Todd Boomer: Screw it

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My Therapist

1984

(Kelly tries to stop Rip Rider snorting drugs in her therapy session) Rip Rider: Hey, lady. You go to your church, and I'll go to mine!

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My Uncle Silas

2000

(repeated line) Uncle Silas: Pipe down, you old tit!

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My World Dies Screaming

1958

Sheila Wayne: All I know is that death in its most hideous form waits for me at the top of those stairs.

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Myst

1993 (VG)

Atrus: I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.

Atrus: Who the devil are you?

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Mysterious Island

1961

Neb Nugent: Captain... what language is this? Captain Cyrus Harding: It's Latin. "Mihi libertas necessest." Lady Mary Fairchild: "I must have liberty."

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Mystery in Mexico

1948

Steve Hastings: Thank you very much. You speak very good English. And you're very beautiful. Girl: Thank you, Signor. You're very pretty too.

Dolores Fernandez: I'm just going to change these (looks down at her clothes) and find a good corner to sulk in. Would you like to sulk with me?

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Mystery Street

1950

Vivian Heldon: What you need is fresh air. Henry Shanway: Yeah. Yeah, open the window, huh? Vivian Heldon: No, not here. Fresh air I couldn't get in here with a permit.

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MythBusters: Jaws Special

2005 (TV)

Host: (talking about the actual "barrels" that they borrowed from the movie Jaws.) We're allowed to use them so long as we don't burn them, blow them up, or lose them. Corey: Has he not seen the show?

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Nabonga

1944

Marie: Oh, wait! I'm afraid of that gorilla! Ray Gorman: He won't hurt you - not after she's told him not to. Marie: And suppose she tells him different... what then? Ray Gorman: He'd tear you to pieces.

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Nadine

1987

Buford Pope: I swear you two are living testimony to the fact that it's better to be lucky than smart!

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Nadiya Ke Paar

1982

Gunja: Kaun disha mein leke chala re bathuria... In what direction are you taking us...

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Nadja

1994

Dr Van Helsing: Face it, Jim. She's a zombie.

Dr Van Helsing: Blood is like chewing gum to these creatures!

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Nailed

2004

The Driver: Hey, you've got a nail in your head.

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N'ajustez pas votre sécheuse

2001

Himself: Bon piratage, tout le monde.

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Naked Alibi

1954

Chief Joe Conroy: Are you in the habit of hauling in cut-up strangers? Marianna: Yeah. It's a hobby with me.

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Naked City

1958

Narrator: (regular sign off) There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

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Naked in New York

1993

(On marriage) Jake Briggs: I've been trying to fit it into the context of my life, you know what I mean? And life, life is... curious.

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Naked Obsession

1991

Saundra Carlyle: You don't wanna stay a city councilman *forever*, do you?

Sam Silver: Nothing wrong with the dark - you spend half your life in it - trouble is, most people keep their eyes closed.

Franklyn Carlysle: I've gotta prove to myself I'm not afraid of the dark.

Lynne Hauser: I trust you - I know you'll be careful.

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Naked Tango

1991

Cholo: The REAL you belongs to me.

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Naked Video

1986

Announcer: (after one sketch, we suddenly see the 1980s BBC1 logo on screen) Announcer: We interrupt this programme for an important newsflash. Hostilities have broken out between East and West after the breakdown of talks, a full scale nuclear attack is on it's way to Britain, and the Four-Minute Warning has been sounded... that's except for viewers in Scotland.

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Nam's Angels

1970

Link Thomas: If only one of us wants to break out of his life you make a criminal out of him! Limpy: Come on, Link. Forget it! We will not get alive out of here! Chet Davis: No! They will kill us all and nobody will care!

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Nan yang tang ren jie

1977

Pau-Bo: Well now. You dare to come here, dare to oppose us. You forget the girl. You're gonna get hurt, ah, you got that? Chu-San: Guess so. But still, I have to check with my friend, see what he thinks. Chan Sung: Hm, and where's this friend? Chu-San: (raises his fist) He's here. He says no! Chan Sung: Get him! (They fight)

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Nanny McPhee

2005

Nanny McPhee: When you need me, but do not want me, then I will stay. When you want me, but do not need me, then I have to go.

Eliza Brown: (regarding the rattle that she has just taken from the baby) It was our mother's rattle. Give it back! Mrs Quickly: I'm your mother now (snaps it in half)

Great Aunt Adelaide: Incest!

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Napoléon

1955

Bonaparte: I've just been born Joseph! Good bye! Good bye you English!

Bonaparte: Joseph, I've just been born! Goodbye you British! Goodbye!

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Narrow Margin

1990

(Flying through Canadian mountains) Deputy District Attorney: How come we're flying so low? Cop: We're not low, it's the ground that's high.

Caulfield: I feel like Phil Donahue.

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Nastik

1983

Shankar: I steal, I don't ask. Asking is what beggars do.

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Nathalie...

2003

Catherine: Jealousy, for men, it's a reflex!

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Nattevagten

1994

Martin: You know what Hans Christian Andersen did? Every time he had masturbated he wrote a little X in his diary Jens: If I had written down an X every time I had masturbated, there wouldn't be any pencils left in the whole wide world

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Navajo Trail Raiders

1949

Nugget Clark: Tom is as square as the day is long.

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Neapolitan Mouse

1954

Dog #1: (re: the local mouse) Che mouse fortissimo!

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