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Berth Marks

1929

Oliver: (To Stan) I wish I'd checked you with the baggage.

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Berzerk

1980 (VG)

Robot 1: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Robot 2: Stop the intruder!

Robot: Chicken! Fight like a robot!

(in "attract mode":) Robot: Coin detected in pocket.

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Beskarna

1988

(Allan sets up a sinister-looking laser machine in the living room) Frank: Uh, are you sure you know what you're doing? Allan: Of course! Hell, I built this thing myself!

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Best Boy

1979

(Himself) : I'm hungry. (Herself) : So eat. (Himself) : I'm eating.

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Best Chest in the West

1984 (V)

Pat McCormick: (being "bronskied" by Candy Samples) I would like to accept the Nobel Prize for culture!

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Best Laid Plans

1999

Nick: I love you. Lissa: Why do you think I'm doing this?

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Best of Faces of Gore

2000 (V)

Narrator: The police, responding to a complaint of a strange smell coming from the girl's apartment, discovered upon entry that the stench was not because the girl had stopped BATHING, but because she had stopped BREATHING!

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Best of the Best 2

1993

Weldon: The winner and new owner of the Coliseum, Mr Tommy Lee! Say a few words, champ. Tommy Lee: The Coliseum is closed.

Sick Humor: (Tommy Lee's house explodes with Gus inside) I always told Gus smoking would kill him. (breaks into laughter)

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Best of the Best: Without Warning

1998

(Boris shoots the truck-driver, and then moves his dead body to the passenger-seat when he gets in the truck) Boris: You can ride shotgun!

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Bet Your Life

2004 (TV)

Joseph: I love the smell of Cleveland in the morning... it smells like... Cleveland.

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BET's Comicview

1992

Rickey Smiley: We miss Robert. We miss Robert. We miss Robert. We miss Robert. We miss Robert. We miss Robert. We miss Robert. We miss Robert. I met this girl the other day. I met this girl the other day. I said, "What's your name? What's your motherfucking name?

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Better Late Than Never

1979 (TV)

(repeated line) Ms Davis: Damn you, Harry Landers!

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A Better Place

1997

Ryan: Where did you come from? The happy world of bunnies?

(last lines) Barret: Where does that leave me? No bullets

Ryan: (with gun in hand) You should have killed me, motherfucker!

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Betty Boop's Bamboo Isle

1932

Betty boop: (as Bibbo falls into her boat) Holy smack!

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Betty Boop's Trial

1934

Traffic cop: What's your name? Betty Boop: Betty Boop. Traffic cop: What do you do? Betty Boop: Boop-boop-e-doop (squeak) !

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Between Midnight and Dawn

1950

Rocky Barnes: Miss Mallory... Do you mind if I call you Kate? Katharine Mallory: You might as well. I've a feeling you'll get around to it in a minute anyway.

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Between the Lines

1977

Harry Lucas: (after Max passes gas while they're driving in Harry's car) Did something just die in here?

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Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

1997

(repeated line) Jonathan Frakes: What happened next...

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Beyond Dream's Door

1989

Ben Dobbs: Beyond dream's door is where horror lies.

Professor Noxx: Be good to your minds and they'll be good to you.

Witch: You're not the first, you're not the last - you're simply next.

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Beyond Good & Evil

2003 (VG)

Announcer: The weak, the wimps and the woosies still have three seconds to get the hell outta here, and get back to their knitting!

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Beyond Justice

1992

Emir: Your weapons are indeed beautiful.

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Beyond Re-Animator

2003

Howard Phillips: God damn you! Herbert West: Religion has nothing to do with this.

Sgt. Moncho: Is... is that a rat? Herbert West: Why Moncho, are you hungry?

Herbert West: She's not getting any fresher.

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Beyond the Call of Duty

1992

Lt Sam Henderson: Well, now it's you and me and the barrel.

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Beyond the Mind's Eye

1992 (V)

Lotta: (to Arturo) I don't want your sculptures. I love YOU.

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Beyond the Poseidon Adventure

1979

Celeste Whitman: That prayer you did up there... what religion would that be? Captain Stefan Svevo: Greek Orthodox. Celeste Whitman: No kidding? I'm Greek Orthodox... suddenly!

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Beyond the Purple Hills

1950

Gene Autry: Wanted anyplace? Mike Rawley: No, but there's plenty of places I ain't wanted.

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Beyond Vanilla

2001

Mark Masterson: Open your mind and your ass will follow.

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Bhowani Junction

1956

Col Rodney Savage: You want me to tell you something? The only people to face reality are the ones too dumb to duck when they see it coming.

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Big Apple

2001/I

Terry Maddock: Ricky, thanks for being so bad at that thing you call your life.

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Big Bad John

1990

Lester: You have to find the sheep before you shear him.

Cletus Morgan: If you want the keys, Billy, you're gonna have to shoot me to get 'em.

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Big Bad Mama II

1987

Wilma McClatchie: Honey, your Mama may not always be right, but Mama will always be Mama.

Daryl Pearson: You know, your little girls have grown up. Wilma McClatchie: No, my little girls have grown out; it's not the same thing.

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Big Bad Mama

1974

Jane Kingston: (Jane is tied up and Fred proceeds to grope her) Jane Kingston: What are you doing? Fred Diller: I just, uh, never felt the titties of a millionaire before.

Reverend Johnson: (yelling) That's Goddamn blasphemy!

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Big Bucks: The Press Your Luck Scandal

2003 (TV)

Peter Tomarken: On May 19, 1984, a dubious kind of history was made. An unemployed ice cream truck driver took a major television network on a ride no one watching would EVER forget.

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Big Business Girl

1931

Claire 'Mac' McIntyre: Honestly, Johnny, you're only good for two things: making music and making love.

Robert Clayton: How do you feel? Claire 'Mac' McIntyre: Good and low. Low enough to put on a plug hat and walk right under a duck.

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Big Business

1929

Ollie: Merry Christmas Mama / Merry Christmas Ma / Hello Mama Mama / and a fa cha cha!

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Big House Bunny

1950

Yosemite Sam Schultz: I'd like to know what dirty stool pigeon squealed on me!

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Big House, U.S.A.

1955

Rollo Lamar: Any of you geniuses know what "apparently" means? Leonard M. 'Alamo' Smith: "Apparently?" Rollo Lamar: Yeah. Benny Kelly: Yeah, it means that something that ain't, looks like it is.

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Big Impression

1999

McGowan as Kilroy: And How's make you feel?

McGowan as Louis Theroux: Hi, I'm Louis, Louis Theroux from the BBC. McGowan as Louis Theroux: And maybe I could do that with you?

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Big Shots

1987

Johnnie Red: I can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit ice cream!

Scam: So, what's your name? Obie: Obie. Obediah. It's in the bible. What's yours? Scam: Scam. It's in the bible too.

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Big Top Bunny

1951

Bugs Bunny: Innocent as a newborn baby - baby rat, that is.

Bruno the Bear: Am I not magnificent?

(Bruno promises to catch Bugs during the trapeze act) Bugs Bunny: (to audience) Don't you beelieve it!

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Bigfoot

1970

Joi Landis: They're practically sub-human, except that they still live like animals!

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Bijo to Ekitainingen

1958

Dr Maki: (voice-over) If man perishes from the face of the Earth, due to the effects of hydrogen bombing, it is possible that the next ruler of our planet may be The H-Man.

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Bikini Drive-In

1995

Kim Taylor: How can you do this to me? I gave you the best three months of my life!

J.B. Winston: Strong-arm her if you have to!

Dyanne Lynn: James, I'm in the mood for a massage.

Sheriff Bloodstone: Hell has come to Copperfield County!

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Bikini Island

1991

Leon Delodge: I want those girls in the magazine, not in your bed!

Jack Denton: You probably don't believe this, but this is my first time with a model.

Jack Denton: I don't know what's going on here, but we are losing models left and right!

Ursula: I guess I'm just a sore loser!

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Bl pan

1965

Pupenec, castle guide: But... there is no bridge! Pupencov: You and your truth..! Shut up and swim!

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Billion Dollar Limited

1942

Narrator: Possessing remarkable physical strength, Superman fights a neverending battle for truth and justice, disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.

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Billy Bathgate

1991

Drew Preston: I'm not his girl, he's my gangster.

Billy Bathgate: You think Mr Shultz is an ordinary man, Mrs Preston, but you're wrong! He's a maniac!

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Billy Connolly World Tour of Ireland, Wales and England

2002 (TV)

Billy Connolly: He was an interesting character, Hadrian was. He had a husband and a wife. And he built this enormous wall. I'd never thought of him as a gay bricklayer before.

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Billy Jack Goes to Washington

1977

Jean Roberts: You did it... no matter what anybody says about you now, you did it. And you didn't have to even once take off your boots!

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Billy the Kid Trapped

1942

(reading a wanted poster which accuses Billy, Fuzzy and Jeff of crimes they didn't commit) Billy 'The Kid' Bonney: They'll be accusing us of starting the Civil War next.

Fuzzy Jones: Keep your hand away from that gun. Make one move and you'll wake up playin' a harp.

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Billy Ze Kick

1985

(The police are interrogating some witnesses) Witness: He looked very North-African and he had something oriental in his face; actually, he looked more like a Turk, like a Germanic Turk, with blue eyes...

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Bimbo's Express

1931

Betty Boop: I can't open the door now, I'm in my nightie. Bimbo: All right, I'll wait 'til you take it off.

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Biohazard Outbreak: File #2

2005 (VG)

Alyssa Ashcroft: (blocking a door) Hell of a day I'm having here!

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Biological Maintenance Department

1997

Tony: I can't move. Jon Christian: That's because I broke your arms and legs.

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A Bird in the Head

1946

Moe: Say, are you scared? Curly: No. Its silly to be scared. Larry: It sure is! Curly: Boy, am I silly...

Moe: A bird in the head is worth two in a bush.

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Bird

1988

Chan Parker: Dizzy sent you a birthday card. Seems he's back in town. Do you owe him a phone call? Charlie Parker: I owe Dizzy everything... except a phone call.

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Birdman and the Galaxy Trio

1967

(repeated line) Birdman: Must replenish my strength, my powers, with rays of the sun.

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Birds of Passage

2001/I

Miss Brown: Drink your coffee. Maybe it will warm your heart.

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Birdy and the Beast

1944

Tweety: Aw, the poor puddy tat! He fall down and go... BOOM!

Tweety: I taught I taw a putty tat.

(last lines) Tweety: You know, I lose more putty tats dat way!

Putty Tat: (holding a grenade, thinking it's Tweety) I got it! I got it! Tweety: He got it, and he can have it. (off-screen explosion)

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Birdy

1984

(reaction to Al extolling the female breast) Birdy: They're just like on a cow, but in a more stupid place.

(about his psychiatrist) Sergeant Al Columbato: I don't trust the guy. Everything's too interesting to him.

Birdy: You ever wondered what our lives down here must look like to a bird?

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Birth of a Notion

1947

Daffy Duck, Leopold, Joe Besser Duck: I'm Leopold, remember? Some part I got in this picture! Fooey!

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Birth Rite

2003 (V)

Rebecca: I said *die*, bitch!

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Birthday Blues

1932

(first lines) Spanky: I don't like mush. John: You'll eat that mush and like it! Spanky: I'll hate it, but I don't like it.

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Bis ans Ende der Welt

1991

Eugene Fitzpatrick: 1999 was the year that the Indian nuclear satellite went out of control.

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Bishjo senshi Sailor Moon S

1994

Haruka Tenoh: Don't be too sympathetic. It'll lead our world into ruin.

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Bitter Harvest

1993

Jolene: I took my birth control pill with vodka and went to bed.

Jolene: I hold my hands so tightly together that they begin to sweat. The skin cracks and peels at the centre of my palms. Two, tiny baby chickens crawl out from the opening and stand, still wet, in my hands. One of them is true love and the other is a big fancy car. Amen.

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Bitter Sweet

2002

Step-Father: But why steal from your own home? Jack: Seemed like a good idea at the time

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Black and White

1998

Ernie Pitts: You know what they say about broads in uniform, don't you? They are either nymphos, lesbos or psychos!

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Black and White

1999

Will King: These pants is just big, yo!

Wren: When you're an adult, you have to kind of know who you are.

Kim: Sometimes you just don't wanna be what your race is supposed to be.

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Black Cat Run

1998 (TV)

Bill Grissom: You don't buy beer, you only borrow it for a while.

Bill Grissom: That boy is dumber than a barrel of hair!

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Black Dawn

1997

Jake Killian: (commenting on Canstance's dyed-blonde hair) Nice hair. Why do you dye the roots black?

Jake Killian: (pointing out a strip bar called Bimbo Heaven to Constance) Oh look, it's ladies' night.

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Black Dragons

1942

Alice Saunders: You sound like a man of destiny. Monsieur Colomb: One must not flirt with one's destiny. Alice Saunders: But the world in the condition it is today, aren't we all flirting with destiny? Monsieur Colomb: I suppose I finish my book upstairs. Alice Saunders: Oh no, please, I didn't mean to disturb you. Excuse me.

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Black Eye

1974

Dole: California... huh... you're all freaks here.

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Black Fox: The Price of Peace

1995 (TV)

Britt Johnson: A man can't live worrying about dyin', brother.

Running Dog: A Kiowa and a Texan will never be friends. I walk the path of peace now, but I'll keep my war horse and arrows ready.

Mary Johnson: If he's a follower of Jesus, I'm a horse's behind.

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Black Magic Woman

1991

Dr Yantos: I cannot accept money against such a powerful witch!

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Black Widow

1987

Catherine Peterson: Mr Shin, I'll tell you two things about me: I'm very rich. And I'm very wealthy.

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Blackboard Jungle

1955

Richard Dadier: Yeah, I've been beaten up, but I'm not beaten. I'm not beaten, and I'm not quittin'.

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BlackMale

2000

Heather: Bill, can I ask you a personal question? Is it hard being so smart? Jimmy Best: It used to be a hell of a lot easier to fucking rip somebody off!

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Blackout

1988

Alan Boyle: Regret is so quiet.

Eleanor Carpenter: I'd give my soul to plant a kiss on his grave.

Esther Boyle: If you want, I'll give you the name of a good gynecologist in Oxnard.

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Bldrar - om krleken till ett fotbollslag

1998

Egon Jnsson: Can't see Denmark today. It's foggy.

Lasse Nilsson: Just participating is worthless. Teams like Degerfors, Trelleborg, AIK, they participate. Malm FF wins.

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Blankety Blank

1977

(repeated line) Les Dawson: (at the start of the Super Match game) Please reveal the legend.

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Blankety Blanks

1977

Graham Kennedy: (addressing "Peter the Phantom Puller" prior to revealing an answer on the Super Match board) Pull it, Peter.

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Blastfighter

1984

Jake 'Tiger' Sharp: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM? I'M A SON OF A BITCH... who wants to be left alone.

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Blaue Engel, Der

1930

Kiepert: You must drink. I'm not paying for your art.

Lola Lola: They call me Lola.

(to stuffy Professor Immanuel Rath, who is dressed in a clown suit) Lola Lola: Your boys should see you now.

(singing) Lola Lola: Falling in love again/ Never wanted to/ What am I to do?/ I can't help it.

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Blaze

1989

Earl Long: Would you still love me as much if I wasn't the fine governor of the great state of Louisiana? Blaze Starr: Would you still love *me* if I had little tits and worked in a fish house?

Earl Long: I want you to meet the finest yes-men in Lousiana and their lovely wives.

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Blazing Dragons

1992

King Allfire: Blazing dragons! (pauses) I have GOT to think of a new expletive.

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Bleak Future

1997

Slangman: Run, woman! Run if you value your pathetic little simian mind!

Dr Obvious: Milady, thou art the very fart of a rose.

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Bleak House

2005

Krook: (about Nemo) They say he sold his soul to the Devil. If he did, I don't know what he did with the money.

(repeated line, to his grand-daughter) Smallweed: Shake me up, Judy!

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Bless This House

1972

Mike: (pointing to the car) Bought it. Sid: I thought I had, too!

Ronald Baines: (watching Sid fill the petrol tank on the lawnmower with a chamber pot) Such confidence!

Removal Van Driver: Has his steering gone? Ronald Baines: I don't know whether it's his steering, or him!

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Blind Horizon

2003

Frank Kavanaugh: There is a conspiracy to kill the President of the United States and I know something but I don't know how and it's happening in your town sheriff.

Liz Culpepper: Can you hear me? (whispers) Can you hear me? (whispers)

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Blind Rage

1978

Agent: It's all going down right now at The International House of Pancakes!

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Blink of an Eye

1999

(Kissing on street) Street Kid: Yummy! (runs off on bike)

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Blink

1994

Emma Brody: I can't see things that are right in front of me, and I can see things that couldn't be there.

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Blinkende lygter

2000

Carl: Beers should be cold as earth.

Hanne: What happened? Peter: (cleaning up blood from the floor after Arne killed a robber) Yes, it's a mess, isn't it? Stefan: Whose blood is it? Peter: Oh, just some customers'.

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Block Party

2005

Dave Chappelle: This is the concert I always wanted to see!

Dave Chappelle: (regarding music and comedy) I'm mediocre at both and yet have managed to talk my way into a fortune.

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Blockade

1938

(last lines) Marco: Where is the conscience of the world?

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Blockbusters

1980

(opening spiel) Bob Hilton: This is the battlefield for our game of speed and strategy! These are the letters which lead to victory on... Blockbusters! And here's the star of Blockbusters, Bill Cullen!

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Blonde Crazy

1931

Bert Harris: Now, you play ball with me... and your worrying days will be over. Ann Roberts: Yeah? How about the nights? Bert Harris: (smirks) Well, I'll see what I can do about those too, honey!

Bert Harris: Mmm, that dirty, double-crossin' rat!

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Blonde Fever

1944

Sally Murfin: Mr.Donay there are two kinds of girls, good girls and the other kind. I hope you don't think I'm the other kind.

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Blonde Ice

1948

Les Burns: What day is it? June Taylor: Wednesday. Les Burns: What happened to Monday and Tuesday? June Taylor: I took care of them for you.

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