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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

2005

Kathy Griffin: Damn you, Zellwegger. Damn you to hell!

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Kathy O'

1958

Ben Melnick: There's a law against hitting actresses. Legally, they're considered women.

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Katy

1984

Sapo: Buscas algo en especial? Katy: S, mi vocacin. Sapa: Vocacin? Mh... No, no tengo nada de eso. Pero, no te intereara comprar un botn?

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Keane

2004

Kira Bedik: Are you going to be my mommy's new boyfriend?

Kira Bedik: I miss my daddy. Why did he have to go?

William Keane: My Name is William Keane, K E A N E.

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Kedamono no ken

1965

Minister: Wait! We're not connected at all. Why kill me? Yuuki Gennosuke: No, we *are* connected because I'll see you in hell.

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Keep 'Em Flying

1941

Blackie Benson: No, you don't want to drink. Remember, every time you go into a barroom, the Devil goes in with you. Heathcliff: If he does, he buys his own drink.

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Kelly Kelly

1998

Doug: Will you marry me? Kelly: Yes. I will become Kelly Kelly.

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Kelly Simon: Bed and Bondage

1996 (V)

Dylan: I'd be happy to have sex with you if you think it would help. Kelly: Well, it certainly couldn't make things worse.

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Kelsey Grammer Presents: The Sketch Show

2005

Kelsey Grammer: (recording "California Dreamin''") All the leaves are brown... Various, Various, Various, Various, Various: All the leaves are brown... Kelsey Grammer: ... and the sky is gray! Various, Various, Various, Various, Various: ... all the leaves are brown!

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Kenneth Copeland

1985

Host: And remember, "Jesus Is Lord!"

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Khal Nayak

1993

Ballu: I want to be the biggest villain.

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Khamoshi: The Musical

1996

Raj: (to Annie about her parents) They will not be able to hear you, but they will be able to feel you.

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Khoobsurat

1999

Sanju, Shivani: Mera bhi ek sapna hai ke dekhu tujhey sapnon mein... I have a dream to see you in my dreams...

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Kick of Death

1997

Hauser: Why'd you kill Vinnie? Shane: He was trying to kill me. Hauser: That sounds like Vinnie.

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Kid Galahad

1937

Ward Guisenberry: Excuse me. Someone wanted me? The Redhead: (looks him over) Mmm, I'll bet plenty of 'em do, honey.

Louise 'Fluff' Phillips: It seems I'm always ringside at the first fight... and the last.

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Kid butden G Gundam

1994

Domon: This hand of mine is burning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting... God... FINGER!

Domon: The School of the Undefeated of the East! Ultimate Secret Technique! SEKIHA TENKYOUKEN!

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Kid senshi Z Gundam

1985

Bask Ohm: We are not thugs. We want peace too, but we are impatient.

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Kidzu ritan

1996

Shinji: Masaru, do you think we're already finished? Masaru: Hell no. We haven't even started.

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Kij shinseiki Zoid

2001

Bit Cloud: Go... Liger!

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Kiler

1997

(Answering a phone.) Siara: Siara speaking. And that's all you need to know. (Hangs up.)

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Kill and Kill Again

1981

Kandy Kane: My father has been working for several years on a project to extract fuel from potatoes.

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Kill Zone

1993

Sheriff: It's payback time!

Waranya: We are peaceful people, but we want the NVA out of our country.

ARVN Capt Tan Sau Thuy: You think you are God!

Col Horace Wiggins: These people aren't even human!

Col Horace Wiggins: Send a message to Charley - the beast is in the bush... and he's hungry!

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Killdozer

1974 (TV)

Dennis Holvig: Too heavy to hang. Won't fit in a gas chamber.

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Killer: A Journal of Murder

1996

Carl Panzram: I don't want to be alive. I want out of these clothes. I want out of this body. I want out of this world.

Carl Panzram: Naturally, I now love Jesus very much. Yes, I love him so damn much that I would like to crucify him all over again!

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Killer Image

1992

John Kane: If I ever started thinking with my cerebral mechanism, instead of my dick, I could run the world.

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Killer Instinct: From the Files of Agent Candice DeLong

2003 (TV)

Mark Crouse: Pig! Candice DeLong: That's MISS FEDERAL pig to you!

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Killer Party

1986

Veronica: OK, slime-buckets, listen up! The phrase for today is: 'I myself prefer a big, fat cucumber.' Let's hear it.

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Killer Tomatoes Strike Back!

1990

Detective Lance Boyle: (Seeing the first murder victim, a guy dressed in full hockey outfit:) Boy, hockey is a tough sport!

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A Killer Upstairs

2005 (TV)

Lyle Banner: Ante up, Bitch!

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A Killer Within

2004

Becky Terrill: Careful honey, mommie's wearing Prada

Vargas: Fuck you, Terrill. I don't owe you shit, and shit is all I got.

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Killer!

1989

Serial killer: You see, I'm going to slice off bite-sized pieces of your body, and I'm going to eat them - sometimes raw, sometimes cooked - until you're completely consumed.

Uncle Walt: Young and in love... makes me wanna throw up.

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Killers from Space

1954

Dr Douglas Martin: This is RIDICULOUS!

Dr Doug Martin: Well haven't you heard? I'm a mental case! Can't even be trusted with my own work! AHH!

Doug Martin: Those eyes! Those HORRIBLE eyes!

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Killer's Mind

1999

Flex the Doorman: Sorry, uh, we can't allow any cameras inside. Andrew Bale: That's just a local film crew. They're doing a documentary on my life. Flex the Doorman: And you are? Andrew Bale: My name is, Andrew. H-he's new guys. H-he's new.

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Killer's Moon

1978

Mr Jones: Mr psychiatrist, are you there? Pete: Go to hell you bastard you're mad! Mr Jones: What sort of reply is that from a National Health psychiatrist? I should have gone private.

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Killing Blue

1988

Inspector Alex Glass: I want this report in 23 hours - because *everybody* says "24 hours"!

Inspector Alex Glass: Praise God, bare bones!

Karstens: I have to kill her - she's pregnant.

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Killing the Badge

1999

Joe Joiner: Let me finish my sandwich first, then I will face my only fear.

Killer: As I walk through the valley where there are shadows of death, I will fear no evil, because I am the most evil motherfucker in the valley.

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Kin-Dza-Dza

1986

Uef: Either you're giving us this KETSE right now, or we won't lay you on Earth for less than 8 matchboxes!!!

Dyadya Vova: Let's go, Skripach, to outer space.

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A King in New York

1957

(After being called for questioning by the government on suspicions of Communist affiliations.) Rupert Macabee: I'm so sick and tired of people asking me if I'm this, if I'm that!

(After being told that the political turmoil in America is just a "passing phase.") King Shahdov: Quite so. In the meantime, I'll sit it out in Europe.

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King Kong

1976

Jack Prescott: There is a girl out there who might be running for her life from some gigantic turned-on ape.

Fred: Lights! Camera! Kong!

Jack Prescott: Even an environmental rapist like you wouldn't be asshole enough to destroy a unique new species of animal. Fred Wilson: Bet me.

Dwan: (to Kong) You Goddamn chauvinist pig ape!

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King Leonardo and His Short Subjects

1960

(repeated line) King Leonardo: Confound it!

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King of the Hill

1993

Mrs Kurlander: Must you wear that filthy thing on your head? Aaron: Ma, it's a hat. You wear it on your head.

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King of the Moon

2004

Buzz Aldrin: Second sucks!

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King of the Ring

1996 (V)

Stone Cold Steve Austin: You sit there, and you thump your bible and say your prayers and didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3: 16. Austin 3: 16 says I just whipped your ass!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: You talk about your psalms, you talk about John 3: 16. Well, Austin 3: 16 just says I whipped your ass!

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King Richard the Second

1978 (TV)

John of Gaunt: This royal throne of Kings, this scepter'd isle, this precious stone set in a silver sea; this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England!

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King Solomon's Mines

1985

Dogati: We must cross rivers, we must climb mountains. Must we listen to this, too?

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Kingdom of Hope: The Making of 'Kingdom of Heaven'

2005 (TV)

Liam Neeson: Be without fear in the face of your enemies. / Be brave and upright that god may love you. / Speak the truth even if it leads to your death. / Safeguard the helpless.

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Kings Quest V

1992 (VG)

Cedric: Graham, look out - a poisonous snake!

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King's Quest VIII: Mask of Eternity

1998 (VG)

Ferryman: Judge the skulls on the left. Down creation. The one complete stands out. Down creation plus completion equals all things.

(repeated line) Connor: 'Tis beyond my reach.

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King's Ransom

1991 (V)

Cameron King: Katharine Tracey. Spencer Hepburn. That's very clever.

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Kings Row

1942

Drake McHugh: Randy, Randy - Where's the rest of me... ?

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A King's Story

1965

Duke of Windsor: I have changed my name seven times in my life: I was born Prince Edward of York, I then became Prince Edward of Cornwall and York, I then became Prince Edward of Wales, I then became The Duke of Cornwall, I then became Prince of Wales, I then became King Edward VIII, and now I'm The Duke of Windsor.

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Kingukongu no gyakushu

1967

Madame Piranha: You're a failure. Dr Who: Not a chance of that!

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Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

1989

Rita Crowe: That man just touched my holiest of holies!

Lt Crowe: I'd like to shove this up your ass, but I don't want to dirty my hands.

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Kinky Boots

2005

Lola: There's a little... chill in the air... isn't there?

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Kiru

1968

Genta: A sword isn't a sickle.

Ayuzama: A vagrant couldn't do all this.

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Kiss Me Goodbye

1982

Woman: And I suppose you're a dancer too? Rupert Baines: No, I'm just effeminate, thank you.

Kay Villano: Oh well pardon me, having a conversation with my DEAD HUSBAND happens to upset me a little bit!

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Kiss Me, Guido

1997

Terry: You remind me of an infection I once had.

Frankie Zito: My brother washes out used condoms, you're not getting no money from him.

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Kiss Me Kate

1953

Lilli Vanessi: Do you really think *I* could play the shrew? Fred Graham: You'd make a perfect shrew!

Bianca: I'm a maid who wouldst marry. Hortensio: Any Tom? Lucentio: Dick? Gremio: Or Harry? Bianca: Any Harry, Tom, or Dick!

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Kiss Me, Stupid

1964

Polly the Pistol: Get out of here, I've got a job to do.

Orville J. Spooner: If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us...

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Kiss My Act

2001 (TV)

Comedian: I can't believe they're making another Friday the 13th sequel. These kids are so easy to kill you could strangle one with a cordless phone.

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Kiss of Death

1947

Tommy Udo: I'm askin' ya, where's that squealin' son of yours? (weird laugh) You think a squealer can get away from me? Huh? (crazy laugh) You know what I do to squealers? I let 'em have it in the belly, so they can roll around for a long time thinkin' it over. You're worse than him, tellin' me he's comin' back? Ya lyin' old hag! (maniacal laugh)

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Kiss or Kill

1997

Detective Hummer: It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

Nikki: Ah, look, K.F.C. Alan: What? Nikki: Ka-Fucking-Ching!

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Kissing the Muse

1995

Muse: Not only are you pretty - you're pretty smart too.

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Kit Carson

1940

Kit Carson: There's more in them graves than just people.

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Kit for Cat

1948

Elmer Fudd: That does it! I've made up my mind who's leaving these qwenices! Sylvester, Kitten, Melvin, Landlord: Oh no you haven't! I've made up MY MIND! Read! (hands eviction notice to Elmer)

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Kitrina gantia, Ta

1960

Brilis: Portokalada apo portokali? Orestis Kaligaridis: Ohi apo mousmoula

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Kitty

1945

Dobson: Here, take this tea up to her ladyship. Kitty: How'll I find 'er? Dobson: Drunk as usual.

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Kjre Maren

1976

Hkaren: Hvorfor roter du i skuffene mine? Kan du ikke vente til jeg blir kald?

Doktor: Jeg er redd jeg tok feil sist. Deres bror har nok ikke lenge igjen.

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Klondike Annie

1936

The Frisco Doll: Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried.

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Knight-Mare Hare

1955

Bugs Bunny: (to Sir O of K) Ehhhhhhh, what's up, duke?

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Knights of the Range

1940

Renn Frayne: A reputation like yours carries an odor all the way back to Texas. The only thing you lack is black fur and white stripes.

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Knighty Knight Bugs

1958

Sam: Don't sneeze ya stupid dragon, or you'll blow us to the moon! (Dragon sneezes and the tower "blasts off", headed for the moon.) Sam: Dragons is so stupid.

Bugs Bunny: (as jester) Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! Only a fool would try to get the Singing Sword! King Arthur: A good idea, *fool*.

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Knocking on Death's Door

1999

Brad Gallagher: I will tear your soul apart!

Brad Gallagher: Honey, I'm home! Professor Ballard: In here, sweetheart.

Brad Gallagher: You know, it seems like everyone in this town has been laid in this house.

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Kojak

1973

Kojak: You can't corrupt it. And you know why? Because to corrupt it, you've got to show how corrupt you really are.

Kojak: Who loves ya, baby?

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KOM

2003

Old woman: Mysterious how time flies sometimes. Johan: In solitude I cherish, and cry without tears.

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Komodo

1999

Oates: I think these things are getting smarter. Denby: Either that, or we're getting dumber.

Victoria: Is there anything these things won't eat? Denby: Yea, anything faster than they are, I guess. And raisins. They don't eat raisins.

Oates: Drilling poisoned the environment. They got nothing to eat. Well, until you people showed up.

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Kondom des Grauens

1996

Luigi Mackeroni: What can a man do in New York if he's lonely and hasn't a dick?

Luigi Mackeroni: Every morning when I wake up, it all seems like a bad nightmare. But then I reach for my groin and face the absurd facts once more.

Billy: You're pretty cool, aren't you? Luigi Mackeroni: I've been through too much shit. I'm sorry.

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Konga

1961

Dr Charles Decker: Konga! Put me down! Konga! Put me down! (line repeats several more times)

Bob Kenton: Fantastic. There is a huge, monster gorilla, that's constantly growing to outlandish proportions, loose in the streets!

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Konrad

1985 (TV)

Intercom Woman: (over intercom) Attention, intruders: You are probably lost by now. Please, stand still so we can find you.

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Korn: Untouchables Tour 2002

2003 (V)

Interviewer: You ready to rock? Jonathan Davis: Yeah, I'm ready to rock and I'm ready to get fucked up!

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Korn: Who Then Now?

1997 (V)

Fieldy: Put my tag on my bag, bitch!

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Kotch

1971

Peter Stiel: (offended by Mr Kotcher calling him "Peter Herzenstiel") Just "Stiel". S - T - I - E - L.

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Kottentail

2004

Buffy: Do you wanna have a threesome?

Dr Pez: Find that damn bunny. Scarlet Salenger: How am I supposed to find him? Dr Pez: You're a scientist. Use deductive reasoning. If you were a rabbit, where would you be?

Security Guard Raul: Raul would like to see your boobs.

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Koyla

1997

Raja Saab: Bloody fool!

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Kozure kami: Sanzu no kawa no ubaguruma

1972

Ogami Itto: You Yagyu's tactics are despicable!

Traveller 1: So you were squeezed real tight? Traveller 2: Yes, I guess you could say she had a magic cunt Traveller 1, Traveller 2: Laughter

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Kraa! The Sea Monster

1998

Alma James: What are you, some kind of big brain or something? Bobby Machek: Yeah. Big brain, big hair, big gut... big everything.

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Kritzi: The Little Goat

2003

Rob: With 0800 Friend.com you'll get a good friend at reasonable rates. And don't friends always cost a little money?

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Kronprinsen

1979

Redaktr i Svolvr: Tar du fotballaget fra folk, tar du lokalpatriotismen fra dem ogs, og abonnentene fra avisen.

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Kroon, De

2004 (mini)

Maxima Zorreguieta: (to her father) I am going to be queen... (as an afterthought) ... with Alexander.

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Kruisverhoor, Het

2000

Helen: Deal with it, OK?

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Kung Fu Kenobi's Big Adventure

1999

(Anakin Skywalker is dying) Anakin Skywalker: Rosebud...

Mace Windu: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... Yoda: Anger leads to hate! Mace Windu: And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee! (he shoots Yoda)

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Kung Fu Rascals

1992

Lao Ze: I can't believe you just spit on my new kung-fu shoes.

Ninja: Learn to count imbecile, but first prepare to die.

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Kung Fu Wonder Child

1989

Uncle Crazy: Shut up! I am your master! I will urinate wherever I want!

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Kurier der Kaiserin, Der

1970

Kaiserin: Leutnant von Rottek, ich hab' einen Auftrag fr Ihn!

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Kutumb

2000

Pratham: Welcome to Hell.

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Kwoon

2004 (V)

Todd Gar: I demand medical attention for my nipples.

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Kyketsuki Miyu

1988 (V)

Miyu: (Tasting it.) Holy water? How nice.

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Kyun... ! Ho Gaya Na

2004

Raj Chauhan 'Uncle': C'Mon Charlie!

Arjun Khanna: Love and defeat does not exist in my dictionary.

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L.A. Bounty

1989

(forces a victim into a crate at gunpoint) Cavanaugh: Hard to breathe? (shoots the crate full of holes)

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L.A. Twister

2004

(on meeting a movie producer's wife) Lenny: You know that old saying, "Whose cock do you have to suck to get your cock sucked?" This is the cock. Ethan: Actually, it's his wife.

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