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The Bonnie Hunt Show

1995

Bonnie Kelly: Whoa, you came up the fire escape in those heels? Holly Jankofsky: Oh, I can do anything in high heels.

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The Book and the Rose

2001

Sarah Parker: Tell me who you love, and I will tell you who you are.

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The Book of Swords

2002

X Man: Power is a piece of cake that has to be eaten; the big question is, how much do you take?

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The Border

1982

Charlie Smith: No more, Marcy. No more's no more. No more does not mean more, and more, and more! No more means no more!

Charlie Smith: I can't afford a fucking dream house!

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The Borrowers

1992 (TV)

Arietty: I said I was sorry what more do you want?

Arietty: Human beans are for borrowers like bread is for butter.

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The Boston Strangler

1968

Capt Ed Willis: Everybody's banging everybody. It's a horny world.

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The Bots Master

1993

Ziv Zulander: It's LASER TIME, boys!

Lewis Leon Paradim: There's nothing so beautiful as the setting sun. Think what it means. The end of one day, the promise of a new one to come. The end of Ziv Ziulander. The beginning... of the day of the Corp!

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The Box of Delights

1984

The Old Lady: Herne The Hunter, keep your lions away from my unicorns!

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The Boys in Brazil

2003 (V)

Charlene Lifeson: (Alex and Charlene are laying in bed together, while Alex is trying to talk on the phone) I need my makeup. Alex Lifeson: You need more then that honey. (she starts slapping him on the arm) Ow! Lady? Stop with the hitting lady!

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The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

1998 (V)

Military Toaster: We're ready to pop. The Supreme Commander will be very pleased.

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The Brave

1997

McCarthy: The final measure of bravery is to stand up to death.

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The Bread, My Sweet

2001

(Dominic is waking Massimo after Bella has died) Dominic: (in Italian) I'm sorry, Massimo. But Bella is not in this world this morning. She's sleeping with God.

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The Bridal Path

1959

Police Sergeant Bruce: This looks like the biggest job we've had in years, Alec. Better get the bicycles out.

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The Bride Walks Out

1936

(When given a stick to use as a riding crop.) Paul Dodson: I like this. Brings out the wife-beater in me.

Paul Dodson: Without my wife, I'm comparatively alone in the world. Even with my wife, I'm comparatively alone in the world.

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Zvezda plenitelnogo schastya

1975

Annenkova: How could my rake of a son find such a jewel of a woman? Even if she is French!

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I Saw What You Did

1965

Libby: I know who you are and I saw what you did.

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I Take This Woman

1940

Dr Karl Decker: Everything that happens is fair.

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I Walk Alone

1948

Nick Palestro: For a buck, you'd double-cross your own mother. Skinner: Why not? She'd do the same to me.

Charles: What about that girl who sings? Alix Richardson: Every man has a girl who sings someplace in his life.

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I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown

2003 (TV)

Rerun: Sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Rerun: (singing) Over hill, over dale (stops) ... poor Dale

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I Want to Live!

1958

Barbara Graham: I never even knew the dame. Police lieutenant: You know she's been murdered, don't you? Barbara Graham: Yeah. So was Julius Caesar. I didn't know him either.

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I Want You

1951

Martin Greer: In about ten years he's going to ask me a question: What were you doing, Daddy, when the world was shaking?

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I Was a Teenage Frankenstein

1957

Frankenstein: Speak. I know you have a civil tongue in your head because I sewed it back myself.

Frankenstein: In this laboratory there is no death until I declare it so.

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I Was Monty's Double

1958

(A civilian has just bumped into Clifton-James outside a cinema) Civilian: Who do you think you are? (Storms off) Maj. Harvey: Yes, who do you think you are? Monty?

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I Went Down

1997

Bunny Kelly: What ever happens over the coming years, you be ready to forgive your man, because sometimes the benefit of the doubt can even save your life, I been learning that. So many men think so highly of you, it might be hard for you to see which one is the one that's gonna light up just from hearing your name... But I've met him... And so have you.

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I Will Fight No More Forever

1975 (TV)

General Oliver O. Howard: Your civilian has started a war. A war, Captain!

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I Will Go and Do

2003 (V)

Nephi: (in song) My brothers, Laman, Lemuel and Sam / Well, they're the best / They always try so hard to make things fun! Laman: I hate you! Nephi: I love that one!

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I Yabba-Dabba Do!

1993 (TV)

Wilma Flintstone: Oh Fred, quit living in the Stone Age!

Pebbles Flintstone: Daddy, how could you?

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In the Best Interest of the Children

1992 (TV)

Julie: They're So Nice. Jessica: They get paid to be nice. They don't really mean it.

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In the Good Old Summertime

1949

(last lines) Veronica Fisher: Psychologically, I'm very confused, but personally I feel just wonderful.

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In the Heat of Passion

1992

Lee Adams: Don't you know that shrinks are the craziest people?

Lee Adams: Show me what a BAD girl I've been.

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In the Mood

1987

Sonny: What kind of champagne do you have? Waitress: Schlitz.

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In the Sweet Pie and Pie

1941

Curly: No! I'm too young to die. Too young and too handsome! (looks in the mirror) Curly: Well, I'm too young.

Mrs Gottrocks: I hear you have done much traveling. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China? Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago!

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In the Year 2889

1967 (TV)

Granger: I need meat, raw meat. I don't know, but I think it will do me good.

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In Too Deep

1999

God: Love it! Love it!!

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Insurance

1930

Sidney B. Zwieback: I can't sleep. Doctor: Oh, insomnia. Sidney B. Zwieback: No, I can't sleep. Doctor: Why can't you sleep? Sidney B. Zwieback: I can't find a place.

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Intensity

1997 (TV)

Edgler Vess: Now THAT was intense!

(repeated line) Chyna Shepherd: Chyna Shepherd, untouched and still alive.

Ethan Trevaine: Tell me again why I became a cop? Carmen Trevaine: Because Daddy wouldn't let me marry you unless you held a steady job for three months.

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Intent to Kill

1993 (V)

Al: We live together, we work together - we gotta die together?

Captain Jackson: And what was YOUR intent? To kill?

(immediately before 'he' kills her) Mia: I'm gonna tell him how you treat me!

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Interceptor

1989

The Interceptor: I don't like these people driving their boats up and down this part of the river here. Mikie: I'll get it mined for you, Guv'nor.

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Interference

2005/I

Sam: My life is a pointless experiment in pain.

Sam: I'm not sure that too many people feel that way about cardboard, Jeff.

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Intermedio

2005

(Gen notices the cast on Barbie's right foot) Gen: What happened to you? Barbie: I fell. Gen: How many times?

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Intermezzo: A Love Story

1939

Anita Hoffman: I have been an intermezzo in his life.

Friend: I wonder if anyone has built happiness on the unhappiness of others.

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Internes Can't Take Money

1937

Bookie: Maybe it's the cops. "Chief" Hanlon: Cops don't knock, they break in.

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Interrupted Melody

1955

Marjorie Lawrence: (drinking champagne) Tonight I love the whole world and I want them to know it. Dr Thomas King: And tomorrow you'll have a monumental hangover. Marjorie Lawrence: That's the advantage of going out with doctors.

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Intersection

1994

Olivia Marshak: My uncle used to say going on a boat was like being in jail with a chance of drowning.

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Interstate '76

1997 (VG)

Skeeter: I fixed 'er up real good like you wanted. Groove Champion: Thanks, Skeeter. Skeeter: Jade, she built a good car. Groove Champion: Yeah. Skeeter: But she got out. Groove Champion: What? Skeeter: Never get out of the car.

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Interstate '82

1999 (VG)

Groove Champion: Two minutes, man! Two! I don't wanna die here! Taurus: Yo, chill out. Man, when did you become such a spaz? Groove Champion: I dunno.

Reagan: Where would this country be without this great land of ours?

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Interventsiya

1969

Michel Voronov aka Brodsky: Tomorrow we'll put on wooden suits and go into the ground.

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Interview with the Assassin

2002

Walter Ohlinger: I was in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963. That mean anything to you?

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Interzone

1987

Swan: I'm gonna hit you so hard your dog's gonna die.

Mantis: Looks like this is the final chapter. Swan: Depends on what book you're reading.

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Intimacy

2001

Ian: You know when you're with someone there's only a very short time when you can really give each other things for free... with neither of you having to ask. Because later on all you do is make demands of each other. Perhaps the only difference between her and all the rest is that she's asking you for nothing.

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Intimate Relations

1996

Harold Guppy: Don't worry about me. I was just a bit of a rapscallion when I was 10.

Harold Guppy: I like being told what to do. I'm used to it.

Marjorie Beasley: A lady's reputation is all she has.

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Into the Fire

1988

Liette: (looking into Wade's eyes) Bass player, huh? I'll bet you have a *great big* amplifier.

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Into the Sun

2005

Travis Hunter: (Travis pulls out a sword and says in Japanese) This one is so sharp. I'll use it tonight. This kills very well.

Travis Hunter: I'm going right through the front door!

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Into the West

2005 (mini)

Jedediah Smith: The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom and take hold of my boot!

Young Margaret Light Shines: The ways of our people must change.

Chow-Ping Yen: You have a village? Abe Wheeler: Americans don't belong to any one place. As soon as they get settled, they get restless for something more.

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Intruder

1989

Mr Abernathy: Hold hands, you lovebirds!

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Inuyasha: Jso no kamen

2004 (VG)

Miroku: Our prayers have been answered! Inuyasha: I bet you weren't really praying.

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Invaders from Mars

1986

Gen Climet Wilson: Don't worry, Son! We Marines have no qualms about killing Martians!

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Invasion of the Saucer Men

(1957)

Joan: I expected to be frightened on my wedding night, but nothing like this.

Colonel: Our job is to prevent a possible nation-wide panic by keeping the information from the public.

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Invasion of the Space Preachers

1990

Nova: Now will you teach me?

Rick Lowery: This is our week away from our weenie world.

Vic 20: Real artists use black velvet.

Walter Bennet: Oh no, there's mouse doo-doo in the cereal!

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Invasion

1997 (TV)

Pitt Henderson: It's not what are we going to do with it, question is what's it planning to do with us.

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Invasions barbares, Les

2003

Hospital Patient Assistant: Good morning, guys. Welcome to America. Rmy: Praise the Lord. Sbastien: Hallelujah.

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Inventing: Music

2003

Maggie Tanner: Look, that coffee tasted like crap, and unless you've got a magic decrappifying wand, just go away.

Maggie Tanner: This song is called "Life is Crap".

Bill Henderson: I went to the laundry-mat and the old lady said she hadn't seen my baby.

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Inventing: Stephen

2003

Stephen: It's like harmony in a glass.

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Invincible

2001/I (TV)

Slate: You can't win os!

Os: Gotta split!

Slate: The white warrior? You saw the white warrior! Os: Yes! Look Slate, look!

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Invincible

2001/II

Hanussen: No jew should be as strong as you are.

Zishe Breitbart: (after outlifting and defeating a circus strongman in hand-to-hand) I can do more! I can do more!

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Invitation

1952

Ellen: There is something much more important than keeping alive, and that is knowing that you have lived.

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Inyan Shel Zman

1992

Gabay: Do you want a hint, Vaitzman and Alon? I'm talking about the program named after the then American Secretary of the Treasury... Starts with an M... Mor-gen-thau! Aviv: "Morgen" is German for "morning". Gabay: Hssst, Aviv, it's irrelevant.

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Irene

1940

Donald 'Don' Marshall: I understand discretion is your middle name. Bretherton, the Butler: Mr Marshall, if butlers told all they knew, society would be a shambles.

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Iron Man

1951

Rose Warren: (on the men in her life) Yes, I'm thinking about Speed and I'm thinking about Coke.

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Iron Warrior

1987

Phaedra: Life is an illusion. Death is real.

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Ironiya sudby, ili S lyogkim parom!

1975 (TV)

(Zhenya has just come back from chasing Ippolit) Zhenya: I tried to chase him down, but he drove away... He drives faster than I run.

Ippolit: Such muck, such vile muck, this fish galatine of yours!

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Ironweed

1987

Helen: What if I did drink too much wine? Whose business is that anyway? Who knows how much I didn't drink, huh?

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Is-slottet

1987

Unn: Siss! Let's undress! Siss: Undress? Unn: Yes, only undress. That's fun, isn't it?

Unn: There's something I've never told anyone before. Siss: Would you have told your mother? Unn: No. Siss: Would you like to tell me? Unn: I don't know if I'll go to Heaven.

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Iskushenie Don Zhuana

1985

Don Juan: I'm too heavy for dance: I'm a warrior not a dancer.

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Island of Doomed Men

1940

Stephen Danel: (to Capt Cort who's about to flog Mark Sheldon, a.k.a. Mr Smith) Don't overdo it, Captain. There's a lot Mr Smith ought to tell me and he may want to tell me before you finish. Oh, and be sure that he's able to work tomorrow.

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It Ain't Hay

1943

Grover Mockridge: Go answer the door. It might be Warner. Wilbur Hoolihan: It won't do no good. We're all signed up with Universal.

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It Could Happen to You

1994

Muriel Lang: You should be locked up in that looney bin on Staten Island that Geraldo Rivera is always exposing!

Charlie Lang: Meatball! That's what I want!

Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?

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It Grows on Trees

1952

Polly Baxter: Well, for your information, in case you're interested, I have more brains in my head than most people have in their little fingers!

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It Happened Here

1966

Doctor Richard Fletcher: The appalling thing about fascism is that you've got to use fascist methods to get rid of it.

(Pauline is registering) Pauline: I've decided to join. Clerk: We don't accept your decisions. You accept ours.

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It Must Be Love

2004 (TV)

George: I hear the voice.

George: I hate it when you whine. Clem: And I hate it when you breathe.

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It Runs in the Family

1994

The Old Man: Women! You can't live with 'em - and you can't live with 'em!

Ralph as an Adult: The Old Man was having the time of his life being miserable. It was what he did best.

Ralph 'Ralphie' Parker: (over a badly distorted P.A) ... This is J. Edgar Hoover... Junior!

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It Runs in the Family

2003

Mitchell Gromberg: Alex, you're a much better father than I was. Alex Gromberg: Thank you. But you didn't exactly set the bar all that high.

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It Should Happen to You

1954

Gladys Glover: I haven't changed. I'm the same as I was before - only in a different way.

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It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog

1946

Joe Parelli: What's the matter, mister? Married? Henry Barton: No... too much plutonium. Joe Pirelli: Plu... ton... ? Myself, I never use it.

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It Started in Naples

1960

Mario Vitale: A man can be a pig and a lawyer at the same time.

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It Takes a Thief

1968

Noah Bain: We're not asking you to spy. We're just asking you to steal. Alexander Mundy: Let me get this straight: you WANT me to steal?

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Italiensk for begyndere

2000

Olympia's Father: That sounds disgusting.

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It's a Great Life

1943

Dagwood: Sometimes I think that horse understands everything I say. Blondie: Then he's smarter than I am.

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It's a Mystery, Charlie Brown

1974 (TV)

Linus: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When there is a mystery, in Snoopy we trust.

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It's Alive

1974/I

Lieutenant Perkins: Hunting and killing babies doesn't seem to be my specialty.

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It's Black Entertainment

2002 (TV)

Ice-T: Brothers will talk down on Michael Jackson and whatever, but he'll have the hardest gangsta from the 'hood in the front row screaming like a bitch.

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It's Hummer Time

1950

Cat: No, no! Not the THINKER! (Cat is forced through a conveyor machine which petrifies him into the classic "Thinker" statue)

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It's in the Bag!

1945

Eve Floogle: You mean last year's diamonds? Oh no, we don't bother with them. You see, we just throw them out. They get so shabby, you know.

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It's Not Easy Being Green

1994 (V)

Kermit The Frog: "It's Not Easy Being Green"

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It's Only a Movie: The Making of 'Last House on the Left'

2002 (V)

(while on the subject of the filming of the movie) Himself: I was stoned most of the time, I remember.

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It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

1974 (TV)

Peppermint Patty: Marcie, you made egg soup!

Sally Brown: You were right, Linus. There really is an Easter Beagle. Lucy van Pelt: Some Easter Beagle! He gave me my own egg!

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It's Your Move

1984

Norman Lamb: You're gonna laugh.

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Ivanhoe

1952

Wamba: A cow jumped the moon, but a fool he jumps higher, from Wamba the serf, to Wamba the squire.

Wamba: A gentleman at last, and my first task is to steal a horse!

Rebecca: My heart is breaking, Father. Isaac of York: My heart broke long ago. But it serves me still.

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Ivanhoe

1997 (mini)

Brian de Bois-Guilbert: (lying defeated on the ground, whispering to Ivanhoe) In Austria, I was not brave enough to die for Richard... but for her. (turning his face to look at Rebecca) (to Ivanhoe) Do it!

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Ivans xtc.

2000

(Upon hearing of Ivan Beckman's death) Don West: What, did he freebase his face off?

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