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A Taste of Better Days

2003

Max: Walnuts! Why do they always make them with walnuts?

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Taste the Blood of Dracula

1970

Dracula: They have destroyed my servant. They will be destroyed...

Jonathon Secker: You can and will. Now!

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Tattoo, a Love Story

2002

Virgil: (explaining why he gets tattoos) It's for different reasons. Sometimes it's a person I've met, or a place I've been. Sometimes it's just some cool thing I saw on the wall. Sara: So... nouns, basically.

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Tattoo

1981

Karl Kinsky: A tattoo isn't something you put on or take off just like sunglasses. It's a very important decision.

Karl Kinsky: Have to understand soemthing, Maddy. I've committed my life to you.

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Tausend Augen des Dr Mabuse, Die

1960

Hieronymus Balthasar Mistelzweig: Hieronymus B. Mistelzweig - B steht fr Bauch

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Taxi 2

2000

(repeated line) Daniel Morales: Ninja!

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Taxi!

1932

Ruby: Say, where did you go last night? I stood in front of that cigar store so long they took me for an Indian!

Matt Nolan: You dirty rat, I'm going to get rid of you just like you gave it to my brother!

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Taxi Orange

2000

Max Schmiedl: One night with Max and then I can die.

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Taxi-Turvy

1954

Bluto: Oh no! You ain't eatin' no spinach in this picture.

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Tea and Sympathy

1956

Laura Reynolds: Manliness is not all swagger and mountain climbing. It's also tenderness.

Tom Lee: Ever since then, I've been a sucker for girls in polo coats. Laura Reynolds: I think I have one... Tom Lee: Yes, I know.

Laura Reynolds: Years from now when you talk about this - and you will - be kind.

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Tea for Two Hundred

1948

Ant: Hongola Bongola!

Donald Duck: (Donald has accidentally lit up a fuse that leads to his car's gas tank) Heh, heh... bye-bye.

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Tea with Mussolini

1999

Lady Hester: The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.

Lady Hester: Americans just simply don't understand picnics!

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Teach Me

1998

Janine: Keith, I knew it was you!

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Ted Bundy

2002

Ted: This is the court of Ted!

Ted: Ok, that was a mistake, bitch!

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Teen-Age Crime Wave

1955

Jane Koberly: You're dirt, Terry. He'd never touch you!

Jane Koberly: Turn it off!

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Teen Vid I

1991 (V)

(holds up ugly, polka dotted boxer shorts) Carol-Ann Plante: I've got to have this!

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Teenage Caveman

2002 (TV)

Judith: How did the song go? Looking forward to a little "afternoon delight?" Vincent: I want some delight! Neil: They don't know what you're talking about, Judith. That's one good thing about the end of the world. No more easy listening.

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Teenage Doll

1957

Pre-credits titles: This is not a pretty picture... It could not be pretty and still be true. What happens to the girl is unimportant... What happens to the others is more than important; it is the most vital issue of our time. This story is about a sickness, a spreading epidemic that threatens to destroy our very way of life. We are not doctors... We can offer no cure... But we know that a cure must be found...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2003 (VG)

(repeated line) Michelangelo: Eat feet!

Michelangelo: Mikey's in the hiz-ouse.

Michelangelo: Mikeasaurus Rex!

Michelangelo: Cowabunga!

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Teenage Space Vampires

1998

Hank: (about the ship) This thing is FLOATING!

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Teenage Superhero Pregnancy Scare

2005

Robin the Boy Wonder: Holy nine months of trouble, Batman!

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Teenage Zombie House Massacre

2000 (V)

Axl: Welcome to my jungle, motherfucker!

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Tejing xinrenlei 2

2000

Ian: Roseanne Barr Arnold will be President of the United States before you two punks see the light of day.

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Tekken 5

2005 (VG)

Raven: Heihachi Mishima... ... is dead.

Paul Phoenix: (shouts) Bring it on, ya aliens!

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TekWar

1994 (TV)

Beth Kittridge: I'm an android. A Level 10. Jake Cardigan: At least.

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Telecompring

2002

Reverend Larry Bimbotle: Behind you there is not one else but you.

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Telefon

1977

Grigori Borzov: Being paranoid doesn't mean we're not being followed.

Nicolai Dalchimsky: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. Remember. Miles to go before I sleep.

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Telephone

2002

Man: "Our own place, I know. Not that I don't love your parents. Yes, your dad's very sweet ... for a mountain gorilla. Well, we agree on that much, anyway."

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Teletubbies

1997

Laa-Laa, Tinky-Winky, Po, Dipsy: Big hug!

Voice Trumpet: Time for Tubby bye-bye! Time for Tubby bye-bye!

Narrator: Teletubbies love each other very much.

Additional Voices: Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play.

Additional Voices: I'm the bear, I'm the bear, with brown fuzzy hair. I'm hiding from the lion, but he doesn't know where!

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Television

2005

John: I don't take drugs that still have government code names.

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Temperatures Rising

1972

Dr Vincent Campanelli: (to Dr Noland) What's next, Doctor? A wheelchair slalom on the ambulance ramp?

Dr Paul Mercy: (Hearing that Dr Nolan's mother wants to be cryogenically frozen) You mean you want to turn her into a Fudgesicle?

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Tempest

1982

Kalibanos: I want to touch... I want to kiss... I want to balanga you with my bonny Johnny!

Phillip Dimitrius: Come on, show me the magic.

Kalibanos: My Bonny Johnny dance in my pants!

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Temptation

1946

Ruby: Men are just begging to be lied to... so I lie. They don't fall in love with me; they never trouble to know me; they just fall in love. And they're cheated by their own imaginations. Isaacson: Interesting viewpoint. Ruby: It's the truth! If I can have everything I want, money, pleasure, admiration, just by a little harmless lying, I'd be a fool not to lie, wouldn't I?

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Temptation

2005

Host: Frank, I believe that Rob was one of the students that you taught at your school? Frank Bieshar: That's right. I still remember him, spikey hair and scrawny.

Frank Bieshar: It's going to be the master versus the grasshopper.

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Ten Little Indians

1965

Hugh Lombard: Drop dead! Det. William Henry Blore: That's not funny.

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Ten Minute Cooking School: Puerco Pibil

2004 (V)

Robert Rodriguez: I've got a lot of friends who don't know how to cook, which I could never understand because not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck.

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Ten to Chi to

1990

Usami: Even brothers are subject to fate - you were born to be a ruler - war is your destiny!

Usami: His spirit is weak! How can he think that way and survive?

Kagetora: Is everyone's future preordained?

Kagetora: A fair fight is not always practical.

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Ten

2002

Prostitute: (to a Married woman) You are wholesailers. We are retailers.

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Tenchi Muy! In Love

1996

Achika: I've had enough. I will not allow this! I will pay you back; because forgiveness, for one like you, could never be an option.

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Tenchi Muy! Manatsu no Eve

1998

Tenchi: You and grandfather... Yazuha: Imagine, the darkness in love with the light.

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Tenchu san

2003 (VG)

Rikimaru: I am Rikimaru. I am a shadow.

Rikimaru: Move or die. Your choice.

Guard: I love guard duty

Tajima: Looks like you chose the wrong party to crash!

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Tender Comrade

1943

Jo Jones: We're running this house like a democracy! Manya Lodge: Once, in Germany, we had a democracy. But... Helen Stacey: But you lost it? Manya Lodge: No, we didn't lose it. We let it be murdered - like a little child.

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Tender Mercies

1983

Mac Sledge: I don't trust happiness. Never did, never will.

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Tension at Table Rock

1956

Wes Tancred: I was just telling Cathy I'm pulling out. Sam Murdock: Oh? Well, any particular reason, Wes? Wes Tancred: What happened to Ard out there? Sam Murdock: Oh, well, they'd have strung him up anyway, so I did him a favor. Wes Tancred: Well, I'm pulling out before you do me any favors.

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Tentacoli

1977

(Tilly Turner says that she'd like to join her two boys in a sailboat race) Little boy: Then we'd need a tornado to move the boat!

Ned Turner: Will, I've herad the suckers on a tentacles are like the claws on a tiger. Will Gleason: Compared to suckers on a tentacle, claws are nothing Mr Turner.

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Tere Naam

2003

Radhe Mohan: Those who understand what I am saying will sit down and listen to the poem quitely, and those who don't understand what I am saying will also sit down and listen to the poem quitely.

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Terkel i knibe

2004

Stewart: It's a joke. You can take it.

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Terminal Invasion

2002 (TV)

Jack: You don't have to worry about who I've killed before. Just worry about who I'm going to kill next.

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Terminal USA

1993

Marvin: I'm the freak in the back bedroom. I'm on drugs.

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Terror at Tate Manor

2002

Scott: (in limerick verse) Dinner was served for three, at Dracula's House by the sea. The hors d'oeuvres were fine, but I choked on my wine, when I found out the main course was me!

Candice: I can't believe that someone decapitated Brad! Marie: And his little car, too.

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Terror in the Wax Museum

1973

(after Harry shows up to work with a hangover) Julia Hawthorn: You're late and you look a disgrace! Harry Flexner: I feel splendid!

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Terrore dei barbari, Il

1959

Igor: (to Emiliano a.k.a. Goliath) Dog of a peasant! You dare to threaten me? I'll have you flogged!

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Terry Moore: Paradise Found

2004 (V)

Terry Moore: I grew up wanting to be either a rock-playing god or a cartoonist.

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Tesis

1996

Bosco Herranz: What color are my eyes?

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Testament: The Bible in Animation

1996

(repeated lines) Moses: Let my people go. Meneptah II: No. Let them stay and suffer.

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Tetsuo

1988

Metals Fetishist: Together, we can turn this fucking world to rust!

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Texans Never Cry

1951

Mrs Carter: Which one of you is a good hand at bees? You know, I got some startin' to swarm and I gotta get them in the hive. Gene Autry: There's your man. (Points to Pecos Bates) That's all he did before he joined the Rangers. Pecos Bates: Bees? I don't even know my A's!

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A Texas Funeral

1999

Zach Whit: A man spends the first half of his life trying to figure women out, and the second half trying to forget what he's learned.

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Texas Jack

1935

Dan Corey: There may be some promiscuous shooting.

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Thank You, Good Night

2001

Big Frank: This sucks! No one knows who the Handy Outfits are! Club Owner: Nobody knows who the hell the Handy Kaufmans are either! Big Frank: Well, this band is very big in New Brunswick!

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Thank You, Mr Moto

1937

Mr Moto: Please don't be alarmed. I am only attempting to break into the safe.

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Thank Your Lucky Stars

1943

Eddie Cantor: Dinah, Please tell them that I'm Cantor and I'll double your salary. Dinah Shore: I don't know who you are, but if you'll double my salary, you're certainly not Cantor!

Humphrey Bogart: (after an effort at being tough has no effect whatsoever) Hey, I must be losing my touch!

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Thanksgiving Family Reunion

2003 (TV)

Mitch Snider: Nothing here makes any sense.

Mitch Snider: I'm looking for Woodrow Snider. Woodrow Snider: You've found him!

Woodrow Snider: This chip-off-the-old-bong is our son Harley. (covers Harley's ears) If he had an Indian name, it would be "Busted Condom".

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That Certain Summer

1972 (TV)

Gary McClain: You think this would all be different if I were a woman, don't you? Janet Salter: Yes. Because if you were a woman, I'd know how to deal with you.

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That Certain Woman

1937

Mary Donnell: I'm warning you, lay off--or you'll wake up one morning and find your hat floating in the lake, and who do you think will be under the hat?

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That Hamilton Woman

1941

(Emma has just recounted her story to her cellmate, ending with her learning of Nelson's death) : The Streetgirl: And then? Emma: Then what? The Streetgirl: What happened after? Emma: There is no "then". There is no "after".

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That Lucky Touch

1975

(On the fallacy of NATO.) Lieutenant General Henry Steedman: In NATO, you have to have unanimous approval from all the member nations. It's like getting a troop of horses to piss at the same time.

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That Sinking Feeling

1980

Ronnie: I tried to kill myself today. Just after you left, Wal. I took a mouthful of corn flakes and milk and held my mouth shut.

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That's Entertainment! III

1994

(last lines) Gene Kelly: MGM's dream factory created a rich, romantic, compelling world of illusion. And although we may not see anything like it again, we're blessed with memories and miles and miles of film. In the words of Irving Berlin, "The song has ended, but the melody lingers on."

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That's Life

2000

Lydia Denise DeLucca: I want to be self-actualised!! . . . And I want to know what that means!

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The $10,000 Pyramid

1973

Announcer: Keep your eye on this spot. You are about to see one celebrity and one contestant step into this circle, with a chance to win $10,000 in less than a minute. Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS IS "THE $10,000 PYRAMID"!!

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The 27th Day

1957

(a running Ivan Godofsky is illuminated by a spotlight) Russian Officer: Going somewhere, Private Godofsky?

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The 39th Annual Grammy Awards

1997 (TV)

(performing the opening number for the awards ceremony.) Bonnie Raitt, Me'Shell Ndeg Ocello, Shawn Colvin, Shelia E., Chaka Khan: (singing) This is Ellen's Grammy song!

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The 43rd Annual Academy Awards

1971 (TV)

Bob Hope: Tonight we set aside petty differences, forget old feuds, and start new ones.

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The 44th Annual Academy Awards

1972 (TV)

Himself - Co-host: Tonight, the academy is honoring two films about my people, Shaft and Fiddler on the Roof.

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The 50th Annual Tony Awards

1996 (TV)

Nathan Lane: (introducing "RENT") The brand-new 1996 version of "La Boheme", complete with sex, drugs, and transvestites, all things we know Puccini adored.

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The 53rd Annual Academy Awards

1981 (TV)

Mary Steenburgen: Well, I'm gonna have to figure out something new to dream about, that's for sure!

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The 54th Annual Academy Awards

1982 (TV)

Johnny Carson: This is the night that Hollywood puts aside its petty jealousies, and brings out its major jealousies.

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The 58th Annual Academy Awards

1986 (TV)

Herself - Presenter: Best Actor in a Supporting Role: (wearing her infamous Mohawk witch" outfit) As you can see I did receive my Academy booklet on how to dress like a serious actress.

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The 59th Annual Golden Globe Awards

2002 (TV)

Jennifer Garner: I'm really glad I had the first glass of wine; I'm really regretting the second... I know I was good in "Dude, Where's My Car?" but seriously, I can't thank you enough for believing in me.

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The 5th Quadrant

2002

(repeated line) Garland Freewin: We may never know, but if there is an answer, it lies somewhere in the heart of... the 5th Quadrant.

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The 60th Annual Golden Globe Awards

2003 (TV)

Jack Nicholson: I don't know whether to be happy or ashamed, because I thought we'd made a comedy.

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The 64th Annual Academy Awards

1992 (TV)

(earlier in the evening, Jack Palance won a Supporting Actor Oscar for _City Slickers 1991) _ (qv) and did one-handed push-ups on the stage Billy Crystal: Jack Palance just bungee-jumped off the Hollywood Sign.

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The 65th Annual Academy Awards

1993 (TV)

Himself - Host: I promise you that tonight, I will *not* reveal the secret of the movie, "The Crying Game". But I *will* say this. When I watched that movie, I discovered something: White men *can* jump!

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The 67th Annual Academy Awards

1995 (TV)

David Letterman: Oprah, Uma! Uma, Oprah!

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The 69th Annual Academy Awards

1997 (TV)

Frances McDormand: What am I doing here? Especially considering the extraordinary group of women with whom I was nominated.

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The 7th Voyage of Sinbad

1958

(about to land on Collosa) Sinbad: May Allah grant we find food and water. Harufa: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.

Sokurah the Magician: Kill! Kill him!

Sokurah the Magician: From the land beyond beyond... from the world past hope and fear... I bid you, Genie, now appear.

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The Abductors

1972

Ginger: You've got another case for me? Jason Varone: Well, you said you'd like to try again sometime just for fun, and besides you know what they say... Ginger: All play and no work makes Ginger a swinging chick.

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The Absent Minded Professor

1961

Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!

Prof. Ned Brainard: Corners beautifully, doesn't it?

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The Absent-Minded Waiter

1977

Steven, The Waiter: All right, here's your drink order. One-two-three-four-five-six martinis, and your lard omelet.

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The Accident: A Moment of Truth Movie

1997 (TV)

Val Williams: You could have been arrested and gone to jail for five years! Lizzie Williams: Then why don't you call the police and put us all out of our misery? Val Williams: If you ever drink and drive again, I will. Lizzie Williams: Good!

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The Accidental Tourist

1988

Macon: I'm beginning to think that maybe it's not just how much you love someone. Maybe what matters is who you are when you're with them.

Macon: I don't really care for movies; they make everything seem so close up.

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The Accused

1949

(Wilma is dressed for a date.) Warren Ford: It's remarkable! Your brains don't show a bit.

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The Addams Family

1992

Mr Normanmeyer: Oh, come on! The boy's obviously got elastic in his blood!

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The Adjuster

1991

Hera: When I say something which deserves consideration and you respond without thinking, how do you feel? Noah: I feel fine. Hera: I thought you might feel stupid.

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The Admirable Crichton

1957

Lady Brocklehurst: George... Listen when anyone begins to answer with "The fact is... " Brocklehurst: But why, mother? Lady Brocklehurst: Because that is, usually, the beginning of a lie.

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The Admiral Was a Lady

1950

Jimmy Stevens: She keeps putting ideas about work in the minds of my men. She's... a labor agitator!

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The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer Space

1995 (TV)

Lord Vox of Vestron: You're the high priestess of our people, it would be like making love to my mother. And I never enjoyed that.

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The Adventures of Gulliver

1968

Glum: It'll never work!

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The Adventures of Quentin Durward

1955

Quentin Durward: Tell me, gypsy. Do you know this castle? Hayraddin: Of course. Like the palm of your hand.

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