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Strul

1988

Pege: Soldiers! It's like a fucking cowboy film. God damn, how cool.

(repeated line) Hjelm: Shut up!

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Stuart Bliss

1998

(Installing surveillance camera in coffee room at work.) Tom: Businesses like ours lose a lot of money because of inefficiency.

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Student Bodies

1997

Chris Shepphard: I've got a vision! Grace Vasquez: Which means? Cody Miller: We're in trouble.

Cody Miller : Your a dead man Sheppard!:

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Studio 666

2005

Dr Meso: From my tender testicles, to my gentle heart, do I welcome you into Doctor Meso's world!

Madison: Look Rex, I'm a good Christian girl. I own a bible and everything!

Dr Meso: The weatherman forecasts the rain. He does not create it!

Cassidy: If this is the afterlife, then death must be retail paradise!

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Studio Stoops

1950

Larry: Gee, that Shemp was a swell guy. Moe: I'll never forgive myself for pushing him around.

Moe: Keep a stiff upper plate, kid!

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A Study in Scarlet

1933

Sherlock Holmes: You came to see me professionally. Inspector Lestrade: Well, er, unofficially. Sherlock Holmes: I see. Heads you win, tails I lose.

Sherlock Holmes: Come, Watson; the game is afoot.

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Stunts

1977

(last lines) B.J. Parswell: A very impressive ending. Glen Wilson: Just like in the movies.

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Subway

1985

Commissioner Gesberg: (handcuffing the Roller to a bar inside the train just after he finished eating his sandwich) "Police... menottes... prison"

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Suchmubi

2004

Dr Loyd Steam: An invention with no philosophy behind it is a curse.

Jason: You! Brat! James Ray Steam: You could hurt someone like that, and my name is not brat!

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Suckers

1999/I

Everett: We want the combination! Pumpkin seed? Bobby: No. What combination? Everett: Don't Fuck with me when I'm thirsty!!

Eddie: (On the loudspeaker) Randall to the men's room, Randall to the men's room, customer waiting!

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Sudan

1945

Nebka: One meets such nice people in one's dreams.

Nebka: An unruly horse and a dangerous woman - only evil can come of this!

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Sudbina mi nije dala da odem

2002 (V)

Narrator: Her Voice, like Anne Frank's voice, will be heard for generations.

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Sugar Valentine

2004

Sugar Valentine: Even pimps have a heart.

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Sugarfoot

1951

Jacob Stint: I knew this town wasn't big enough to hold the two of us.

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Sui woo juen ji ying hung boon sik

1992

Ru Chi-shen: Get yourself a coffin!

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Summer Heat

1987

Jack Ruffin: I love you, Roxy, you're prettier than any Eva.

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Summer Holiday

1948

Richard Miller: Mankind was better off when lived in the Dark Ages. When everybody went around naked! Uncle Sid: Well, maybe so. But today it might interfere with your social life.

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Summer Job

1989

Tom: Sorry I'm late, but my car broke down and I had to hijack a bus.

Karen: I can tell you're a man, and a friendly one at that, or that's a pickle in your pocket.

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Summer Lovers

1982

Lina: Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows how insecure you are.

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A Summer Place

1959

Molly Jorgenson: Have you been bad, Johnny? Have you been bad with other girls?

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Summer's Gone

1999

Todd Atman: I felt every vein in my body. I was never so glad to just BE. Not dying, but so close

Costen: Things just pick up a momentum of their own - life does. I don't know why we drifted apart any more than I know why we were so close for so long.

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Suna no onna

1964

Man: It's like building a house in the water when ships exist. Why insist on a house? Woman: You want to go home too.

Man: It's useless. The sand can swallow up cities and countries, if it wants to.

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Sunday

1997

Madeleine Vesey: I don't really know you except in a Biblical sense.

Madeleine Vesey: You can really fall a long way in this country.

Oliver: No work, no hope for work, like every day's Sunday.

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Sunny Side Up

1929

Bee Nichols: Well, now that John Gilbert's married, who is your suppressed desire? Molly Carr: Rin Tin Tin.

Molly Carr: Hey, Eric, how old is this beer? Eric Swenson: As old as it's gonna get.

Molly Carr: They think I'm bad. Do you understand? Bad!

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Sunset Grill

1993

Ryder Hart: (pointing pellet gun at the assailant's eye) You're gut-shot buddy, you're gonna die anyway... but you're gonna die blind.

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Sunset Park

1996

(Shorty sees his girlfriend, Cheryl, talking to another man) Shorty: Cheryl!... Cheryl!... CHERYL! . . . Cheryl: Don't be callin' my name out all loud like that!

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Sunset Strip

1993

Veronica: I'd sleep with him, if I thought it would help.

Eva: You have the wings - the question is, do you want to fly?

Tony: Come on, make him squeal like a pig.

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Super Bowl XXXVIII

2004 (TV)

Himself - Halftime Performer: (just before Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction") I want to see you naked.

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Super Force

1990

(from the intro at the beginning of every episode) Narrator: The year is twenty-twenty, and the times are tough... but this man is tougher.

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Super Hero Dads

2004

Narrator: The Super Hero Dads took their protest to London, speaking from the heart to the heart of government, the message was clear, two parents are better that one.

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Super Mario Bros.

1985 (VG)

Toad: Thank you, Mario (or 'Luigi, depending on what character the user is playing) but our princess is in another castle.

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Supercross

2005

(first lines) Trip Carlyle: (narrating) My name's Trip Carlyle. This is my brother, K.C. We're tight, but that doesn't mean we don't compete.

K.C. Carlyle: Oh, this is awful. I'm going to bed.

(last lines) Trip Carlyle: We did it together.

Trip Carlyle: So what are you gonna do? K.C. Carlyle: I'm goin to Papa John's.

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Superfights

1995

Kid In Crowd: You're my favourite, Jack, are you really a hero?

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Supergirl: The Making of the Movie

1984 (TV)

Helen Slater: Until I read the part for Supergirl I had no idea Linda Lee was Supergirl... No one told me, can you imagine? I had to guess!

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Superintelligence

1997

Super Intelligence Agency S.I.A.: Once we have linked all of the leaders, we are left with only followers.

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Superstar: The Life and Times of Andy Warhol

1990

Ultra Violet: We wasted a lot of time, I'm embarrassed to say. That's my only regret about the '60s - the time wasted.

Ultra Violet: We wanted attention. Fame was the cosmic glue of The Factory.

Fran Lebowitz: Andy made fame more famous.

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Superstition

1999/I

(first lines) (opening title card) Title Card: "It's either them or us" - Genghiz Khan

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Supervixens

1975

SuperCherry: You know, I came in the shower this morning without touching myself?

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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

1970

Shannon Gambroni: Machines are like broads, built to be had.

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Sur la plage de Belfast

2000

Himself: I had got used to watching the little film very often ; one day I understood that I wanted to try to find these people.

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Surf Nazis Must Die

1987

Eleanor "Mama" Washington: I wanna buy a gun... one that's take the head off a honky at 20 paces!

Eva: Slime-sucking Neanderthal! How dare you question my loyalty?!

Eleanor "Mama" Washington: Have some of Mama's home cookin', Adolf!

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Surface to Air

1997

Lt Dylan 'Raven' Massin: I got myself a souvenir, a nice hunk of metal. Gunnery Sergeant Zach Massin: Clink!

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Surrender

1987

Sean Stein: Your honor, is this justice? Judge: You're asking the wrong guy.

Daisy: Look, I don't make love BEFORE the first date.

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Survenant, Le

2005

Le Survenant: Nevermind!

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Survive Style 5+

2004

Hitman: What is your function in life?

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Survive This

2005

Mike: Why don't we just take the money and bounce, man?

Mike: Relax. It's happy hour.

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Survivor Series

1987 (V)

Howard Finkel: (Hulk Hogan has been counted out) Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of a count out, Hulk Hogan has been eliminated. The Referees have instructed that if Hulk Hogan does not leave the ring and go back to the dressing room, he will award the bout to Andre The Giants team.

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Survivor Series

1990 (V)

Ted DiBiase: Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man. So without further adieu, I will introduce to you now my mystery partner. Led to the ring by his manager, Brother Love, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Death Valley, I give you the Undertaker!

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Susan and God

1940

Barrie Trexel: If Susan's lying in a ditch, you can be sure it's a perfectly good ditch, with hot and cold running water.

Susan Trexel: If you're not going to be pretty, the least we can do is make you interesting.

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Susan's Plan

1998

Betty Johnson: You're my only truly sick friend, Susan.

Betty Johnson: If it's a choice between me ending up a cocktail waitress or Paul being dead, there's just no contest.

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Suspect

1987

Kathleen Riley: I spend all of my day with murders and rapists, and what's really crazy, I like them.

Kathleen Riley: I was her friend.

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Suspended Alibi

1956

Mrs Beamster: It would be a Christian thing if someone would tell her and put a stop to it! Mr Beamster: It would be a Christian thing if someone would mind her own business.

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Suzie Superstar

1982

Priscilla: I'll buy the drinks.

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Swamp Thing

1990

Swamp Thing: Do not bring your evil into my swamp.

Dr Anton Arcane: Torture... slow... pain beyond belief.

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Swarm of the Snakehead

2004

Gunner: There's something out there. Something... unnatural.

Mimi Mansfield: Is this stuff legal? Darrel Delhey: Sure. In Somalia.

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Sweeney 2

1978

Regan: No DOGS. The Last time we had dogs they bit every man present but the villains (pause) I think they train them to bite squad officers. Soames: That's not true sir. Regan: Will you belt up, Soames. Who fuckin' asked you?

Barman: No music in this bar, no dancing please!

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Sweet Angel Mine

1996

Paul Davis: (Paul and Megan are fighting on the beach and Megan threw his keys into the ocean) Fuck you! Megan: In your nightmares, boy! You're not man enough for me!

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Sweet Bird of Youth

1962

Heavenly Finley: You have an illusion of power, poppa! Boss Finley: I have power and that's no illusion.

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Sweet Charity

1969

Vittorio: Without love, life would have no purpose.

Helene: There ain't no use flappin' your wings, 'cause we are stuck in the flypaper of life!

Charity Hope Valentine: Wow, this place is sure full of celebrities. I'm the only one in here I've never heard of.

Charity Hope Valentine: Fickle Finger of Fate!

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Swimming Upstream

2002/I

Morris Bird III: Have you ever loved anyone, Teddy? Teddy Benevides: Yeah, my parents until I was 12. Morris Bird III: I was being serious. Teddy Benevides: So was I.

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Swimsuit

1989 (TV)

nm0005289 Jade: Don't worry, men love abuse. Don't you read Cosmo?

nm0005289 Jade: That's the trouble with these places, you can't tell the sharks from the sharks.

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Swiss Toni

(2003)

Paul: Help help, Geoff. A little girl has fallen in the Penguin Plaza and I'm scared the penguins will eat her! Geoff: Penguins Don't eat kids, it's the other way around!

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Switch

1991

Fur Protestor: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat? Margo Brofman: Know how many rich animals I had to fuck to get this coat?

Walter Stone: Hey, you're not gay, are you? Amanda Brooks: Hey, if I'm gay, then Clint Eastwood's a transvestite.

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Switch

1975

Miss Lydell: I don't know much about your background. Frank MacBride: Well, I was a cop and... Peterson T. 'Pete' Ryan: I wasn't.

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Switchback

1997

Sheriff Buck Olmstead: He told the truth, and once you tell the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey.

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Switching Channels

1988

Blaine Bingham: Oh, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Christy Colleran: (after John tells her not to use profanity in the news broadcasts) When have I EVER used foul language, you rotten son-of-a-BITCH?

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Sword in the Desert

1949

David Vogel: You haven't much faith in mankind, have you? Mike Dillon: Why should I have? What's it ever done for me?

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Sylver Linings

2000

Account Handler: Get on the ball, Dean. Or GET OUT.

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Symbiosis

1982

Narrator: Nothing in the universe exists alone. Every drop of water, every human being, all creatures in the web of life, and all ideas in the web of knowledge are part of an immense, evolving, dynamic whole as old, and as young, as the universe itself.

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Syngenor

1990

Carter Brown: Hold me, please hold me.

Carter Brown: Somebody wants me to fry - I can feel it.

Carter Brown: It's *so* lonely at the top.

Susan Valentine: The pod! He wanted me to destroy the pod!

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Synthetic Pleasures

1995

Orlan: I gave my body to art.

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Syskonsalt

2000 (TV)

Vanja: You are my perfect half and the mistake is that I was born as your sister.

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System Crash

1999

Nathan Burnbaum: My name is Burnbaum. I help people

Nathan Burnbaum: My name is Burnbaum, I help people.

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T-Force

1995

Cain: Jack. Did you steal my brain?

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Tabitha

1977

Marvin Decker: Who loves ya, baby? Tabitha Stephens: Hmm. Terrific. Just what the world needs - a black Telly Savalas.

Tabitha Stephens: Just a little trick I learned from my mom.

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Tacones lejanos

1991

Becky del Pramo: My daughter, Do you hate me? Rebeca: No , I love you very much mother. Becky del Pramo: I was afraid you hated me. Rebeca: I hated you sometimes, but even on those times I never stop loving you.

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Taggart

1983

DS Jackie Reid: Michael Jardine died as he had lived - a brave and honest man. He was the best friend I ever had, and the worst boss.

(repeated line) DCI Jim Taggart: There's been a Murder.

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Tail Gunner Joe

1977 (TV)

JOSEPH WELCH: Until this moment, Senator, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. Fred Fisher is a young man who is starting what looks to be a brilliant career with us. Little did I dream that you could be so reckless, and so cruel, as to do an injury to that lad. Have you no sense of decency, sir; at long last, have you left no sense of decency?

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Tais-toi!

2003

Quentin: Hello, I am Quentin from Montargis.

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Taiyo no oji: Horusu no daiboken

1968

Hilda: (sings) In the twilight red sky / a lonely star shines / Someone calls me, / "Come away, voiceless lark / Come away, wingless lark / From where did you come? And where will you go, now?"

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Take the High Ground!

1953

Sgt. Thorne Ryan: This is your rifle, and not your gun; it's made for shooting, and not for fun!

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Tale of a Dog

1944

"Smallpox"/"Spotty" the Dog: My, oh my! That shol' is good news! (final line in final Our Gang comedy)

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Tale of Cinderella

1998 (TV)

Prince: A glass slipper... and fortune is made of glass, as godpapa always says... I can't lose her!

Moltovoce: "Mother! We have company! And it is the P.R.I.N... T.S."

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Tales from the Crypt

1972

Crypt Keeper: Who's next? (looks at camera) Perhaps... you?

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Tales of Manhattan

1942

George: I know my own tailcoat! Diane: Well, you didn't last night!

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Tales of the Unexpected

1979

Martha: A husband who only eats soft-boiled eggs is never going to satisfy me.

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Talkin' Dirty After Dark

1991

Rudy Ray: It oughta be a law against two ugly people fucking, 'cause they bringing another ugly person in the world. And if you don't believe, me follow a ugly person home. Somebody ugly gonna answer the door, or won't nobody answer the door 'cause don't nobody wanna live with an ugly motherfucker.

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Tall in the Saddle

1944

Miss Elizabeth Martin: I saw you hit that poor man! Rocklin: Yes, ma'am, just as hard as I could.

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Tammy and the Millionaire

1967

Tammy Tarleton: Looks is a heap more important than brains because most men can see a lot better than they can think.

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Tango Octogenario

2003

Eva: Do you always have to have the last word? Adamo: Have I ever?

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Tangoed Lives

2002

Big Head Ian: What am I going to do ... with all ... of this ... cheese?!?

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Tanin no kao

1966

Psychiatrist: You're not the only lonely man. Being free always involves being lonely. Just there is a mask you can peel off and another you can not.

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Tao fan

1991

Pong Fai-Long: Sky is the lid of the coffin. Earth is the coffin. All happiness and sorrow are found inside it.

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Tart

2001

Eloise Logan: What is that? (Delilah is holding coke in her hand) Delilah Milford: Nose candy? Want some? Fine. Full of calcium good for you too.

Pete Storm: What's a lesbo? Cat Storm: Two ho's doing it.

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Tarzan & Jane

2002 (V)

Tarzan: I never knew them. Jane's friends: Oh. Tarzan: They were killed by Sabor, the leopard... Jane's friends: Oh. Tarzan: In this room... Jane's friends: Oh! Tarzan: Right over there. Jane: Tarzan!

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Tarzan and the Green Goddess

1938

George: They attacked me - thousands upon thousands! Tarzan: Thousands of what? George: Turtles!

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Tarzan and the Lost City

1998

Nigel Ravens: Welcome to the 20th century!

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Tarzan and the Valley of Gold

1966

Tarzan: I'll need a good rope, a hunting knife, and a soft piece of leather.

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Tarzan II

2005 (V)

Karla: Be strong, be true, be forever *who you are*.

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Tarzan

2003

Jane Porter: We have to get you home. Tarzan: No. Jane Porter: Everybody thinks you're dead. This is your chance. Tarzan: No. I don't belong there. Jane Porter: What do you mean? Tarzan: I belong with you.

Jane Porter: I wish I could see the world in black and white the way you do. John Clayton/Tarzan: So do I.

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