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Stalker

1979

Writer: My conscience wants vegetarianism to win over the world. And my subconscious is yearning for a piece of juicy meat. But what do I want?

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Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters & Marvels

2002 (V)

Stan Lee: Spider-Man was Spidey, Captain America was Wing Head, Thor was Goldilocks. I loved calling Iron Man Shell-Head and Daredevil was Horn-Head.

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Stand by All Networks

1942

Radio Announcer: Did you see the submarine that torpedoed your ship?

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Stand by Me

1995

Pumbaa: Timon? Timon: Yes? Pumbaa: Can I sing the next song? Timon: Sure! As long as you stand by me. Pumbaa: (Pumbaa is struck by lightning) Fair enough.

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Stand-In

1937

Atterbury Dodd: Hasn't anyone an answer for stupidity besides "that's the picture business"? Studio Employee: I'm sorry Mr Dodd, but that's the only answer.

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Stand Up, Nigel Barton

1965 (TV)

Nigel Barton: (watching his father go to the mine) There but for the grace of God - and the 11-plus exam - go I.

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Stander

2003

Andre Stander: I'm tried for robbing banks. But, I have killed unarmed people. Judge: That is not the business of the court.

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Stanley & Iris

1990

Iris: A girl's best friend is her mama. At least that's what it says on the greeting cards.

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Stanley and Livingstone

1939

Henry M. Stanley: Dr Livingstone, I presume? Dr David Livingstone: Yes! Henry M. Stanley: Thank God, Doctor, I have been permitted to see you.

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Star Blazers

1979

Gamilon Leader Desslok: I can't stand a man who laughs at his own jokes.

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Star Force: Fugitive Alien II

1986 (TV)

Rocky: It's not going to be easy, getting into this place. Ken: How will we do it? Rocky: Easy!

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Star in the Dust

1956

Sam Hall: You annoy me, sheriff. When I leave your hotel I'm gonna squash you like I'd squash a bug.

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A Star Is Bored

1956

(Daffy is dressed as Bugs Bunny) Daffy Duck: Oh, boy! I could be sent to prison for the scenes I'm going to steal!

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Star Is Born, A

1954

Esther Blodgett: (seeing Norman drunk) Mr Maine is feeling no pain!

Esther Blodgett: This is Mrs Norman Maine.

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Star Spangled Rhythm

1942

(In front of Old Glory and a plaster Mt. Rushmore) Bing Crosby: (singing) Germans, Italians, and Japs / Can't kick us off our Rand-McNally maps.

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Star Struck

1994/I (TV)

Robyn: I didn't forget... I just didn't remember right away!

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Star Trek: A Captain's Log

1994 (TV)

Captain Kirk: Risk is our business. That is what a starship is all about.

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Star Trek: Borg

1996/I (VG)

Q: Why do I do this? Because I can!

Q: Hello! There's a Borg on the bridge! He's not going to sit around and let you scan him (hits character on head with the tricorder) while he's assimilating the ship!

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Star Wars: Demolition

2000 (VG)

Boba Fett: There's a price on your head and I've come to collect.

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Star Wars: Force Commander

2000 (VG)

Brenn Tantor: Sir, Tulon taught me long ago to act like a soldier, not a murderer.

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Star Wars: Starfighter

2001 (VG)

Essara Till: I trust you've read the combat manual. Rhys Dallows: (hesitantly) Uh, yeah, cover to cover.

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Starchaser: The Legend of Orin

1985

Smuggler: You have ze crystal? Dagg: (changing his voice) You have "ze" money?

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Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation

2004 (V)

Pvt. Lei Sahara: There're too many of them, Dax! You stay here, you'll die! Captain Dax: Murderers don't go home.

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Starved

2005

Group Leader: If you were a dog, I'd kick you in the face

Group Leader: It's not okay.

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State buoni... se potete

1983

Filippo Neri: Behave yourselves, if you can. Everything else is vanity.

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State of Emergency

1994 (TV)

Dehlia Johnson: What was that all about? Dr John Novelli: (lying) Nothing. Dehlia Johnson: Uh-huh. That was a whole lot of nothing. Dr John Novelli: Sometimes I hate them. Just because they're here.

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State of Nature

1998

Jack: I'm sorry. I was scared. She trapped me. Angel: You trapped yourself. Jack: I know.

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Station Jim

2001 (TV)

(talking about Harriet Collins) Bob Gregson: What does she look like? Henry: Well, she reminds me of an Armstrong Class 592 (steam locomotive) . Bob Gregson: So she's attractive, then?

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Stay Away, Joe

1968

Joe Lightcloud: She can chew on my mocassin anytime.

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Steal Big Steal Little

1995

Bonnie Martin: I am broke. We don't even have any money for food. Tell your father what you had to eat last night. Bonnie's children: Nothing. Bonnie Martin: Hear that? Nothing!

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Stealaway

2005

'Uncle' Paddy: Oh, deh do dat ya know! Sen Murphy: Who do that? 'Uncle' Paddy: Dey do, so dey do! Steve Murphy: They do? 'Uncle' Paddy: Dey do! Sen Murphy: Do they!

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Stealing Beauty

1996

Miranda: I decided I had to get rid of it one summer before school. I ended up doing it with the same guy my best friend did it with. He was the local... deflowerer... Christopher: I remember that guy! Oh Miranda, he was repulsive!

Lucy: Why are you crying? Osvaldo Donati: Because I want to kiss you.

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Stealing Home: The Case of Contemporary Cuban Baseball

2001 (TV)

Joe Kehoskie: Fidel Castro essentially forced these guys to leave Cuba. It wasn't really even a choice. It was either stay at home, be handed a broom and told 'have a nice life' or they could leave Cuba and continue playing baseball.

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Stealth Fighter

1999

Owen Turner: How's your girl, by the way, that sexy thing? She still yelling out my name when you do it? Ryan Mitchell: Only when I do it wrong.

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Steel

1980

Pignose Moran: Isn't there a law against these guys all being in the same state?

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Steve Martin: A Wild and Crazy Guy

1978 (TV)

Steve Martin: (as Scoutmaster) This is fun, isn't it, kids? Sitting outdoors, roasting a watermelon over an open fire.

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Steven Spielberg's Movie

2001

Columbus: (referring to his screenplay) It's pretty tight, isn't it? Milo: Well... I felt your main character was a bit unnecessary.

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Stevie

1978

Stevie Smith: Agatha Christie is so deadly serious in English... but in French, she's so delightfully funny! Je m'apelle Hercule Poirot, un detective. Her murders are so polite!

(repeated line) Aunt: Stuff and nonsense!

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Stickmen

2001

Holden: Geez Caller, how do you piss with that thing?

Jack: There are two types of women, Sluts and Bitches. A Slut sleeps with everyone. A Bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

(on Wayne losing a game by missing the black) Thomas: Now he likes the rules.

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Sticky Fingers

1988

Hattie: Can you believe it Lolly? 9,000,000 dollars. CASH.

Hattie: I HATE being poor. I HATE IT.

Lolly: You wanna hear something even more depressing? They don't want musicians anymore, they want people who can make a thousand noises with the push of one button.

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Stiff Upper Lips

1998

Emily Ivory: I'm a beautiful, young virgin in Italy. I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!

Emily Ivory: Who are you? George: My name's George. Emily Ivory: Oh, George, you have such ripping... unmentionables!

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Still Not Quite Human

1992 (TV)

Bonus: Those men are pointing explosive projectiles at us.

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Still of the Night

1982

Doctor Sam Rice: Now listen to me! On account of you, I'm an accessory to something. I don't know what! I'm withholding evidence. I'm obstructing justice. I'm gonna get my license revoked if I'm not thrown into jail first. And on top of that, I've just spent fifteen thousand dollars for a painting I don't even like!

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Still We Believe: The Boston Red Sox Movie

2004

Martinez, Pedro: (answering phone) Hello, this is Kentucky Fried Chicken, how may I help you?

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A Stitch in Time

1963

Mr Grimsdale: How long will the ambulance be? Norman Pitkin: Oh, about 18 feet, Mr Grimsdale.

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Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator

2002

Mark 'Gator' Rogowski,: I am a skater. I live it, breathe it, I sleep with it.

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Stolen Babies

1993 (TV)

Georgia Tann: Don't be shy, come and get your baby!

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Stolen Harmony

1935

Lil Davis: If he doesn't show up, I'll break his neck. And if he does show up, I'll kill him!

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Stolen Hearts

1997 (V)

Sherrie: As always. Much work, less fame. Tess: Stop complaining! (yawning) Sherrie: You'd better wake up. It will last a few hours untill we close. Tess: I can't hardly sleep. I always have this strange dream. Sherrie: Tess, what's the matter with you? Tess: Nothing, it's just that dream!

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Stolen Summer

2002

Joe O'Malley: Baseball should be the only thing on an eight year old boy's mind.

Rabbi Jacobsen: If you ask people to think, that's when they start complaining.

Margaret O'Malley: Lord's name in vain! Come here! Come here! (smacks son on head) Don't talk like that, you little son of a bitch. We're on our way to church, for Christ's sake!

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Stomp! Shout! Scream!

2005

Deputy Bob: I don't like baloney. Now, fried baloney is OK. Sheriff Doug Brag: Uh-huh. Deputy Bob: Hey, that looks like a skunk ape.

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Stone Cold

2005 (TV)

Chief Jesse Stone: Is It Offical? No. It's Personal.

Chief Jesse Stone: "Plink vermin?" Who talks like that anymore?

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Stone Pillow

1985 (TV)

Florabelle: New York City water... the best water in the country... what'd you think?

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Stone

1974

(Walking into a bar.) Stone: D'ya sell beer here?

(at the funeral of Go Down) Undertaker: OK, Go Down, you got it; but believe me, whoever got you is goin' ta get got to; and that's a promise.

Undertaker: We'll do what we fuckin like. We're not going to hang round getting knocked off one by one while you smartarse bastards do your investigation routine.

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Stop! Look! and Laugh!

1960

Paul Winchell: (after noticing Jerry has got back in bed) Jerry! Jerry: Don't holler! Don't holler! Paul Winchell: How'd you get back in bed?

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Stop Making Sense

1984

David Byrne: Thanks! Does anybody have any questions?

David Byrne: We'd like to thank our crew... goodnight.

David Byrne: I've got a tape I want to play.

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Stories of the Century

1954

Matt Clark: I don't care how right a man is. As soon as he picks up a gun, he's wrong from the start!

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Storm Trooper

1998

Kreigal: I can hear a fly shit in the woods from a mile away.

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Stormswept

1995

Lorne: Do you wanna fry in the electric chair? Then help me pack!

Damon: Very filmic!

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Stormy Sun

1973

Hung Ching: It's a long story. The villain killed my whole family and I have to avenge their deaths. Girl: You must, I know, avenge their deaths, but must you do it right away? Come on, you have to eat.

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Strste helte, De

1996

Karsten: Hello Sweden! Here we come to fuck you!

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A Story

1987

Narrator: This is a story about a little boy named Melvin. Now, Melvin was like all storybook children: he had no friends and his parents totally ignored him.

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A Story of David

1960 (TV)

Nabal: Virtue, they say, is its own reward.

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A Story to Frighten the Children

1976 (TV)

Langton: I remember a bloke once. Saw a girl getting attacked. Pulled the bloke off. Stayed on, raped the girl himself.

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Story

2003

Story Musgrave: My soul soaring to the sun...

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Storyville

1992

Cray: The past isn't dead. In fact, it isn't even past.

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Strada principale

2001 (TV)

Domenico: Son of a bitch!

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Straight Out of Brooklyn

1991

Ray Brown: If I find out you've been doing anything in the street, I am going to kick your ass.

Ray Brown: What you been doing? Fucking Shirley? Dennis: Yes.

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Straight Plan for the Gay Man

2004

Fashion Guy: Here's a tip: no straight man knows how to tie a bow tie. That's why they make these R.S.V.P. cards. Simply check "no, I will not be able to attend your stupid fancy-dress party" on the card, and all of your bow tie problems are solved. After all, it's not like it's the only time your sister will be getting married.

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Straight to Hell

1987

Norwood: Synchronize your watches. Ten o'clock. Willy: Ten-thirty. Simms: One minute to nine. Norwood: Close enough.

Amos Dade: (before getting shot) Watch the suit, Norwood.

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Stranded

1987

Vernon Burdett: It weren't like nothing I ever seen before! I'm gonna blow that thing's head off!

Deirdre Clark: They aren't people, Sheriff.

Grace Clark: I need a drink.

Sheriff McMahon: Well, anything's possible.

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Strange Cargo

1940

Julie: Don't go tapping on your heart, you'll break your fingers.

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Strange Frequency

2001 (TV)

Bob Henry: My generation created a heightened sense of morality and free love. Todd: Free love doubled the divorce rate.

Bob Henry: 36 kills in 16 states. Todd: 16 kills in 12 states. Bob Henry: Your best years are ahead of you.

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A Stranger Among Us

1992

Emily Eden: With due respect, sir, inside every honest man, there's a thief trying to get out...

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Stranger at My Door

1956

Clay Anderson: For me, salvation is a clean pistol and a good horse.

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A Stranger in My Arms

1959

Pike Yarnell: You, uh, you aren't under age, are you? Pat Beasley: If I am... you're worth growing up for.

Pat Beasley: If you ever meet her, don't look in her eyes. Your blood'll turn blue.

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Stranger on Horseback

1955

(After water's thrown in his face.) Thorne: Thanks, it's a hot day. Baddie: I don't like what you said. Thorne: I said it was a hot day. Baddie: Well, I don't like the way you said it.

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Stranger Than Fiction

2000

Emma Scarlett: What was that? Jared Roth: It's coming from the trunk! Violet Madison: Everything in the trunk is supposed to be dead!

Violet Madison: Really, what's one more body amongst friends?

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Strangers May Kiss

1931

Steve: Ooh, what I heard about you in Paris, ooh. Lisbeth Corbin: And of course, like a true knight, you refused to believe it. Steve: Well, the first six or seven hundred times I did.

Lisbeth Corbin: I'm in an orgy, wallowing, and I love it.

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Strangled Eggs

1961

Foghorn Leghorn: I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

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Strapless

1989

Amy: They're not meant to stay up, though somehow they do.

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Strapped

1993 (TV)

Matthew McRea: Diquan, you don't have to do this. Diquan Mitchell: Man, what do you know about it? You don't live in my world. My grandma cleans your apartment.

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Strategic Air Command

1955

Lt Col Robert 'Dutch' Holland: You got any kids? Sgt. Bible: Yep, two. One on the ramp, one in the hanger!

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Stratosphere Girl

2004

Businessman 2: Is it true, you're just sixteen? Angela: No, I'm fifteen.

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Street Asylum

1990

Capt Bill Quinton: He *had* to kill himself - he shot an innocent person - how could he go on living?

(after beating up entire gang) Arliss Ryder: All of a sudden I went animal.

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Street Cents

1989

Anna: KEN! Ken Pompador: Yes? Anna: Did you tell Tanya and Demore that there was only one position and that they'd be fighting over the position? Ken Pompador: Yes. Anna: Did you also tell Tanya and Demore that Rachael left the show to finish high school?

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Street Crimes

1992

Tony: She is quite a woman. How come you didn't introduce her to me before? Brian: Because she is quite a woman!

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Street Fighter EX3

2000 (VG)

Zangief: (As a joke when he wins) Shoryuken!

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Street Fighter III: New Generation

1997 (VG)

Sean: (at basketball bonus round) Let's Blocking!

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Street of a Thousand Pleasures

1970

The Sheik: As long as men desire women, and women can be taken, there will be slavery.

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Streets of Laredo

1949

Jim Dawkins: I figure that a man's friendship for another man is about as honest as anything that comes along.

Rannie Carter: He wasn't much of a hand at nothing but a jug. But he was decent enough to me. I sure hope there's plenty of filled-up jugs wherever he's gone.

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Streets

1990

Dawn: By the way, you can forget it - I don't do sex with friends.

Dawn: I don't do that much heroin - only enough to get straight.

(after stealing a drug addict's car and finding a cell phone) Lumley: I love L.A.

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Strictly Come Dancing

2004

Brucie: If you did become a boxer, who would you fight first, apart from Craig? Julian: Dale Winton! Brucie: I'll fix it!

Julian: (to the viewers) If you have a dog, I suggest you muzzle it!

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Strictly Dynamite

1934

(Moxie is introduced to a child actor of the "legitimate" stage) Moxie Slaight: Well I'm glad he was legitimate once.

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Strike Commando

1987

Michael Ransom: Russian dentists make pretty good dentures.

Olga: AMERICANSKI!

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Strike Up the Band

1940

Paul Whiteman: Take that boy on the street. Teach him to blow a horn and he'll never blow a safe.

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Strip Search

1997

Robby: If bullshit were poetry, you'd be Shakespeare.

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Stripteaser

1995

Neil: I'm directing this piece - *you* can direct the Pinter play next semester.

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Stroker and Hoop

2004

Hoop: I'm Hoop and this is my partner, Stroker. Stroker: Detectives... not gay.

Hoop: (while being shot at by a topless woman) What did we ever do to you, topless woman?

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Stroszek

1977

(last lines) Deputy Sheriff: (on phone after Stroszek has gone nuts) There's a lorry on fire, a man going up and down the lift, and we can't stop the dancing chicken!

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