Film Dialogue 30
Terra: (to Gavial, for making improper advances toward her) Get out, you creature of filth!
Soldaat van Oranje
(English officer gives Gus a cyanide pill) English officer: Should anything go wrong, cyanide. Gus: What flavor? Orange or lemon?
Franky Mattina: Joe, tell me you were wearing gloves, and that you just now took them off. Joe Gazzo: Motherfucker. Franky Mattina: Talk to me, Joe. Joe Gazzo: Mingya, I've touched every drawer and door in the house. I must be fucking retarded. I don't know what's going on with me.
Soldier in the Rain
Slaughter: The machine prefers cash.
Clay: Stay off my mattresses.
Slaughter: Let me tell you something, my friend: being a fat narcissist isn't easy.
Slaughter: Until that time Eustice, until that time.
Brian Richardson: Don't take it so hard on yourself. Think about the dress you bought. They didn't charge you for it. Denise Watson: Yes, they did. It's those damn computers. They made a mistake. But sooner or later, they'll find you.
Karla Davis: You cannot stop it, and anyone who stands in its way, or finds out, or even remotely suspects it, they will be delt with.
Barry: She's a good girl, the most beautiful girl in the world.
Stacey: You really have to go? Derek Cordell: Of course! Stacey: Is it dangerous? Derek Cordell: No job without a risk! Stacey: Please, don't go! Derek Cordell: We've talked about it. If that job is over we will never have to worry again in our life! Stacey: I'm always in worry about you!
Linda: It's strange what people do. At least when you look at it from the outside.
Solomon and Gaenor
Crad: Don't ask me to write it down for you because I can't.
Some Came Running
(In reference to Dave Hirsh's Brother, Frank) Hotel Clerk: You don't look like him. Dave Hirsh: Thanks
(Sex scene is ending.) April: God, that hit the spot! (She starts dressing.) Neal: Uh, April, I didn't finish. April: That's all right. We'll get to you next time.
(After the telephone interrupts Michael and Gabriella's foreplay, Michael starts talking to his penis) Michael: I don't believe this. Do you believe this?
Some More of Samoa
Larry: I lost the end of my shoe! Moe: The end of a shoe ain't important! Larry: Well this one is! I think it had my toes in it!
Some Mother's Son
Farnsworth: We want to make the prisons an asset, not a liability. It is in the prisons that we will break the backs of the IRA.
Laura: Squeeze the breath out of me. It makes me feel safe.
Somebody Killed Her Husband
Jerry Green: I can offer you instant poverty plus an employees' discount at Macy's. Jenny Moore: I accept. Jerry Green: Did I - did I just ask you to marry me and you said yes? Jenny Moore: Yes!
Someone Else's America
Bayo: Did I ever tell you the story of my people? We no surrender.
Alonso: This is USA of America. This is the place where if you work hard, and you worry, you can be anything you want.
Alonso: I got no luck in America. I never gonna get married.
Someone to Die For
Alex Donaldson: Jack, she tried to seduce you in the middle of the night in a mental hospital. I mean, didn't you find that just a little bit odd?
Somersize Part 2, Suzanne Somers: Think Great, Look Great
Suzanne Somers: Even when plants die they still have purpose.
Something So Right
Nicole Farrell: (has burst in on her father and stepmother to complain about her stepbrother bursting in on her) Do you have any idea how that feels? Jack Farrell: No, what's that like?
Mary Ann Robinson: Why do you want me to stay? Mike: You're my last chance. Mary Ann Robinson: I'm what? Mike: I said, you're my last chance.
Sometimes They Come Back... Again
Tony Reno: (to Steve as he is held underground) Hey, Steve, we haven't really talked. I'm not such a bad guy once you get to know me. Here's a riddle for you, if a gardener with a big mouth is being tortured in a field with no-one to hear him scream, does it still hurt?
Somewhere in Camp
Sgt. Korris: (Randle is riding a donkey on parade) Randle! What do you think you're doing? Pvt. Randle: Sitting on me ass!
Son of Flubber
Defense Secretary: Remember, you're in Washington. Stop worrying about money.
Professor Ned Brainard: Anyone who falls flat on their face is at least moving in the right direction -- forward.
Alonzo Hawk: Why, if you weren't deductible, I'd disown you.
Son of Lassie
Village Padre: I don't think you will find a poor dog in this village. He wouldn't stop here. No refuse bins. German Soldier: Why not? Village Padre: Because there is no refuse.
Son of the Beach
Notch Johnson: How come I can't see your reflection in this mirror? Oh, I see... "Made in Taiwan".
Chip Rommel: It is easy as attacking Russia at winter.
Song of the Islands
Jeff Harper Jr.: If you see me in the moonlight, you better yell aloha and start running.
A Song to Remember
George Sand: (to Chopin) Discontinue that so-called Polonaise jumble you've been playing for days.
Sonic: I'm outta here!
Knuckles The Echidna: Dreams don't betray us. When we lose ourselves, that's when we lose our dreams. It's not that dreams don't come true. We just give up on them.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Void... he was probably part of the Precioustone. He was part of a feeling that's necessary for dreams to come true!
Sons of the Pioneers
Gabby Whitaker: Women. There oughta be a law agin' 'em.
Sooner or Later
Michael Skye: Put a finish on it, Jess
Sophie: I see you are wearing your cocksucker. Stingo: That's my "seersucker."
Krona: I did not train you men in my arts so that you would hunt down and butcher women. Traigon: You never *could* understand the greater values!
Amelia Reynolds: Howard, pull off the road right now!
Erica Barnes: You'll never be rid of me! Never!
Maria: You know, the best way to get rid of ghosts is to clean house.
Carol: I'm telling you right now, I'm not into group sex or women.
Once Over Sam: He makes a monkey out of me? Well I'll make an omelet outta him!
Sorry, Wrong Number
Henry Stevenson: You can't live on dreams forever. Waiting only weakens you and your dream. My motto is: "If you want something, get it now!"
Henry Stevenson: Besides, what does a dame like you want with a guy like me?
Sydney Lumsden: Language Timothy! Timothy Lumsden: Oh shut up father! Sydney Lumsden: Fair enough!
Dr Haverston: There are no grades... in this kind of test!
Cassie: I'M NOT CRAZY!
Annabel: Welcome to the party, Cass.
Brad Deville: Led Zeppelin was wrong, man. There is no stairway to heaven.
Angel of Death: You must restore the balance or pay the penalty.
The Man: You can't kill a man who's already dead.
Baez, Joan: (singing) ... 'Cuz I need some of that vagueness now / it's all come back too clearly / I once loved you dearly / And if you're offering me diamonds and rust... I'll take the Grammy.
Soup or Sonic
Wile E. Coyote (holding up a sign) : Okay wise guys you've always wanted me to catch him.Now what do I do?
Sous le sable
Marie Drillon: I am his wife, and I'm telling you, this is *not* him!
South of Heaven, West of Hell
Valentine Casey: I don't know if I'm certain of my existence, Taylor. Only my intentions.
South of Nowhere
Madison Duarte: Bite me, "queer eye". Ashley Davies: Not if you were the last Barbie on earth.
Ashley Davies: Triple word score... H-E-R-P-E-S.
South Park Rally
Eric Cartman: Hey! You do that again, I'm gonna chop off your wee-wee... aaaaand put it on some bread... aaaand feed it to KITTY!
Jerome 'Chef' McElroy: Winning is like makin' love. Oh, fudge, what am I saying?
Stan Marsh: You all fucking suck!
South Sea Sinner
Jake Davis: While you were singing he couldn't keep his eyes off your voice.
Coral: I'm no thinker, Mr Davis. It's the poorest paying profession.
Herself: Nature delights in diversity. Why don't human beings?
Space Channel 5
(always says it when part of the stage is cleared) Ulala: Stay tuned!
(Brogan has just crashed his patrol cruiser into the front of a streetside cafe) Shackleford, Ted@Lieutenant Patrick Brogan : Er, table for two, please!
Sergei Korolev: Without a rocket as powerful as the Saturn, we will *lose*
(being stared at for eating the leg of the creature that tried to kill the crew) Zylyn: Get your own.
Jojo Thorson: There's one thing I can't stand: it's a guy who can't hold his ammunition!
Cindy: Did you hear something back there that sounds like there's something back there?
Macanudo: I rebuilt my mind! Cindy: So, you have a homemade brain.
Spaced Out Bunny
Bugs Bunny: Well whatta you know.I'm a flying object lesson.
Hugo: Not a robot George?I will have to punish you good.
Jack: I like lying. It makes me feel all tingly inside.
Max: There's so many people I want to kill right now.
Sparky Peterson: It was the best blackout ever.
Spartacus: Live Draba - that is what life is for.
Spawn of the North
Jackson: Yeah, here's to the salmon. She lays two million eggs and nobody ever calls her mother.
Frank Marnikov: We are immortal till our work is done.
Reporter: What is your greatest influence? Neville: Abraham Zapruder. Reporter: Who? Neville: Honest Abe never lies. Reporter: How do you spell that? Neville: J-F-K.
Specter of the Rose
Andre Sanine: Hug me with your eyes. Haidi: I am. Andre Sanine: Harder.
Dr Hamilton: It's impossible for something to feel evil to the touch. Am I imagining it?
Speech: Stage Fright and What to Do About It
Narrator: For Fred is on his way to all the terror, all the worry, all the pain of an aliment commonly known as... stage fright.
Speech: The Function of Gestures
Narrator: Sure, everyone knows George Johnston and it's certainly true that George is known far and wide for his after-dinner talks because George bores everyone stiff, has for years.
Jedi Knight: Yeah, didn't work for me either.
Police Officer: How you doin'? Need to see your license and insurance card, please. Speeder: This is not the license you're looking for. Police Officer: No, I need to see your license and your insurance card. Speeder: I may go about my business.
Eric: Why can't you just reject me like everyone else?
Eric: Why can't you just act like a normal person and reject me?
Eric: Have you ever given a woman an orgasm? Johnny: I don't know... it was dark.
Miss Parker: The world stands aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going.
Clay Spencer: I learned to cuss before I could walk.
Spend Spend Spend
Vivian Nicholson: (voiceover) I was born in 1936 in Castleford, Yorkshire. You'll find it on the map - I'm the bugger that put it there. Where we lived, all the fellers were coal-miners. Except me dad - he was a full-time, fully-paid-up, fully-fledged bastard.
Spenser: A Savage Place
Spenser: What do you know about credit cards? Hawk: I know once you get one, you're in debt for the rest of your life. Spenser: What about fake ones? Hawk: They are all based in illusion.
Spenser: How old do you think she is, anyway? Hawk: Middle aged, babe. She'll be dead by the time she's thirty.
April: He has a gun... Spenser: ... but is he pure of heart?
Spenser: Pale Kings and Princes
Felipe Esteva: Do you know who I am? Spenser: Ricardo Montalban? I loved you in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
Raven: I'm Raven, your hostess with the mostess.
Reporter: What are the chances of one of these plants biting an amateur photographer?
Announcer: And this is Jessica Drew, who was a child while visiting her father's laboratory, was bitten by a poisonous spider. Forced to try an untested spider serum, Dr Drew not only saved his daughter's life, but unknowingly gave her incredible spider-like powers. Dedicated to fighting evil, while weaving her web of justice, it's Spider-Woman!
Terrence: Clothes maketh the man; and the less there is of the man, the more the need of the clothes.
Mrs Wilkinson: What've you done? What have you done?
Jake: This is creepy... like a bad science fiction movie.
Poppy: One punch and you're lunch.
Wigsey: You can't deflate me.
Spin the Bottle
Rachel: Alex tells me you're gay. Milk?
Spina dorsale del diavolo, La
Tattinger: What's that dog doing? Captain Viktor Kaleb: Get away from there! Tattinger: Why, he was fixin' to eat that (dead) Indian! Captain Viktor Kaleb: One tried to eat him once.
Yati: Naming your son after Lee Kwan Yew is like naming your daughter after Margaret Thatcher.
John Stafford: You trust me, don't you? Trigger Hicks: Don't trust no man farther than a shotgun can hit. John Stafford: Oh, you never loved a man, then, did you? Trigger Hicks: Sure, I've loved a heap of 'em. The more I love 'em, the less I trust 'em.
Goat: Where's the dipstick? Steve: I'm lookin' at it.
Jenny: You fancy me.
Goat: Why is this the night of unbridled pain?
Jenny: Do you know what I fancy? Nigel: I can only begin to imagine...
Goat: Should we synchronise watches as well?
Split Wide Open
Guest at show: Sex at day, sex at night. I was happy and they were happy.
Billy: (Looking at the Drifter) I have plans, big plans. Drifter: Sure kid, every one has big plans.
Flip: I don't like dark meat.
Boss: Tough Kazookies.
O.T.: Beer's like... fuckin' great, ya know?
Stu: We got el shafto grande, we got no place to stay.
nm0868957Clyde: (to Adina) I ain't Harry and you definitely ain't Sally.
The Contessa: Why look! I have the sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles! Agent #1: Say that ten times fast! Bunny von Schnickle: The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles! The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles... The Contessa: What is this, a Mel Brooks movie? Shut up Schnickle!
Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
Spyro: What do you want this time, Ripto? Gulp: Yeah, what do we want this time, boss? Ripto: You're not hired for your brains, you dinosaurian landmass. Keep quiet or I'll put you back where I found you, unemployed in Molten Crater, begging for work from Gnasty Gnorc.
Square Dance Jubilee
Don Blake: We were looking for the old west... we've found it. An old town, a beautiful blonde, changing brands, rustlers, dry gulching. Reminds me of a Don 'Red' Barry western. Sam Jenks: Don 'Red' Barry? He's my favorite actor. Did you see the picture where... Don Blake: (interrupting) I never liked him!
Jennifer DeNuccio: Like, who ARE Devo? Are they guys, 'cause I only go and see guy bands. LaDonna: They're guys... they're WEIRD guys... but they're guys!
Roger Grimes: You gonna be da' worm face!
Sheriff: (making love to his girl in an empty jail cell) How do you like the accomodations? The Sheriff's Girl: Just fine, honey!
Francois: Beauty is only skin deep. Jacques St. Ives: That's it. Our friendship is over. I cannot love a man who loves a cliche.
St. Louis Blues
Gogo Germaine: That's right, Reverend. Stick to your guns. You stick to them because, after all, prejudice is a time saver. Rev. Charles Handy: I... I beg your pardon? Gogo Germaine: Well, a busy man like you: You can form an opinion without wasting time bothering about facts.
Luke: You trying to tell me it wasn't FANTASTIC for you too? Sammi: Hmmph Luke: Just tell me you didn't enjoy it. (silence) Luke: It was like you imagined sex to be when you were a kid. Wasn't it?
Stage Door Cartoon
Bugs Bunny, Southern Sheriff: I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!
Elmer Fudd: Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Graham: Women. Can't live with them, but it's anatomically impossible to get a blowjob by any other means.
Harry Leeds, Owner of Chez Harry: Charlie, look! Charlie, look! They're making love, they're making love!
(repeated line) Charles Dyer: I beg yours, I beg yours, rub-a-dub.
Kamenev: We were promised our lives. Beria: Comrade Stalin has revoked his promise.
Stalin: You think I don't know? Stalin knows. I know what you say, what you do, who you screw. I know everything about you.
Molotov: Our history required Stalin.