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Solarbabies

1986

Terra: (to Gavial, for making improper advances toward her) Get out, you creature of filth!

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Soldaat van Oranje

1977

(English officer gives Gus a cyanide pill) English officer: Should anything go wrong, cyanide. Gus: What flavor? Orange or lemon?

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Soldati, I

2002

Franky Mattina: Joe, tell me you were wearing gloves, and that you just now took them off. Joe Gazzo: Motherfucker. Franky Mattina: Talk to me, Joe. Joe Gazzo: Mingya, I've touched every drawer and door in the house. I must be fucking retarded. I don't know what's going on with me.

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Soldier in the Rain

1963

Slaughter: The machine prefers cash.

Clay: Stay off my mattresses.

Slaughter: Let me tell you something, my friend: being a fat narcissist isn't easy.

Slaughter: Until that time Eustice, until that time.

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Sole Survivor

1983

Brian Richardson: Don't take it so hard on yourself. Think about the dress you bought. They didn't charge you for it. Denise Watson: Yes, they did. It's those damn computers. They made a mistake. But sooner or later, they'll find you.

Karla Davis: You cannot stop it, and anyone who stands in its way, or finds out, or even remotely suspects it, they will be delt with.

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Soliloquy

2003

Barry: She's a good girl, the most beautiful girl in the world.

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Solitaire

1996

Stacey: You really have to go? Derek Cordell: Of course! Stacey: Is it dangerous? Derek Cordell: No job without a risk! Stacey: Please, don't go! Derek Cordell: We've talked about it. If that job is over we will never have to worry again in our life! Stacey: I'm always in worry about you!

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Solitude

2001/I

Linda: It's strange what people do. At least when you look at it from the outside.

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Solomon and Gaenor

1999

Crad: Don't ask me to write it down for you because I can't.

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Some Came Running

1958

(In reference to Dave Hirsh's Brother, Frank) Hotel Clerk: You don't look like him. Dave Hirsh: Thanks

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Some Girl

1998

(Sex scene is ending.) April: God, that hit the spot! (She starts dressing.) Neal: Uh, April, I didn't finish. April: That's all right. We'll get to you next time.

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Some Girls

1988

(After the telephone interrupts Michael and Gabriella's foreplay, Michael starts talking to his penis) Michael: I don't believe this. Do you believe this?

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Some More of Samoa

1941

Larry: I lost the end of my shoe! Moe: The end of a shoe ain't important! Larry: Well this one is! I think it had my toes in it!

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Some Mother's Son

1996

Farnsworth: We want to make the prisons an asset, not a liability. It is in the prisons that we will break the backs of the IRA.

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Some Voices

2000

Laura: Squeeze the breath out of me. It makes me feel safe.

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Somebody Killed Her Husband

1978

Jerry Green: I can offer you instant poverty plus an employees' discount at Macy's. Jenny Moore: I accept. Jerry Green: Did I - did I just ask you to marry me and you said yes? Jenny Moore: Yes!

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Someone Else's America

1995

Bayo: Did I ever tell you the story of my people? We no surrender.

Alonso: This is USA of America. This is the place where if you work hard, and you worry, you can be anything you want.

Alonso: I got no luck in America. I never gonna get married.

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Someone to Die For

1995

Alex Donaldson: Jack, she tried to seduce you in the middle of the night in a mental hospital. I mean, didn't you find that just a little bit odd?

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Somersize Part 2, Suzanne Somers: Think Great, Look Great

1996 (V)

Suzanne Somers: Even when plants die they still have purpose.

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Something So Right

1996

Nicole Farrell: (has burst in on her father and stepmother to complain about her stepbrother bursting in on her) Do you have any idea how that feels? Jack Farrell: No, what's that like?

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Something Wild

1961

Mary Ann Robinson: Why do you want me to stay? Mike: You're my last chance. Mary Ann Robinson: I'm what? Mike: I said, you're my last chance.

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Sometimes They Come Back... Again

1996

Tony Reno: (to Steve as he is held underground) Hey, Steve, we haven't really talked. I'm not such a bad guy once you get to know me. Here's a riddle for you, if a gardener with a big mouth is being tortured in a field with no-one to hear him scream, does it still hurt?

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Somewhere in Camp

1942

Sgt. Korris: (Randle is riding a donkey on parade) Randle! What do you think you're doing? Pvt. Randle: Sitting on me ass!

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Son of Flubber

1963

Defense Secretary: Remember, you're in Washington. Stop worrying about money.

Professor Ned Brainard: Anyone who falls flat on their face is at least moving in the right direction -- forward.

Alonzo Hawk: Why, if you weren't deductible, I'd disown you.

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Son of Lassie

1945

Village Padre: I don't think you will find a poor dog in this village. He wouldn't stop here. No refuse bins. German Soldier: Why not? Village Padre: Because there is no refuse.

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Son of the Beach

2000

Notch Johnson: How come I can't see your reflection in this mirror? Oh, I see... "Made in Taiwan".

Chip Rommel: It is easy as attacking Russia at winter.

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Song of the Islands

1942

Jeff Harper Jr.: If you see me in the moonlight, you better yell aloha and start running.

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A Song to Remember

1945

George Sand: (to Chopin) Discontinue that so-called Polonaise jumble you've been playing for days.

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Sonic CD

1993 (VG)

Sonic: I'm outta here!

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Sonic Shuffle

2000 (VG)

Knuckles The Echidna: Dreams don't betray us. When we lose ourselves, that's when we lose our dreams. It's not that dreams don't come true. We just give up on them.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Void... he was probably part of the Precioustone. He was part of a feeling that's necessary for dreams to come true!

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Sons of the Pioneers

1942

Gabby Whitaker: Women. There oughta be a law agin' 'em.

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Sooner or Later

1979 (TV)

Michael Skye: Put a finish on it, Jess

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Sophie's Choice

1982

Sophie: I see you are wearing your cocksucker. Stingo: That's my "seersucker."

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Sorceress

1982

Krona: I did not train you men in my arts so that you would hunt down and butcher women. Traigon: You never *could* understand the greater values!

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Sorceress

1995

Amelia Reynolds: Howard, pull off the road right now!

Erica Barnes: You'll never be rid of me! Never!

Maria: You know, the best way to get rid of ghosts is to clean house.

Carol: I'm telling you right now, I'm not into group sex or women.

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Sorrowful Jones

1949

Once Over Sam: He makes a monkey out of me? Well I'll make an omelet outta him!

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Sorry, Wrong Number

1948

Henry Stevenson: You can't live on dreams forever. Waiting only weakens you and your dream. My motto is: "If you want something, get it now!"

Henry Stevenson: Besides, what does a dame like you want with a guy like me?

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Sorry!

1981

Sydney Lumsden: Language Timothy! Timothy Lumsden: Oh shut up father! Sydney Lumsden: Fair enough!

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Soul Survivors

2001

Dr Haverston: There are no grades... in this kind of test!

Cassie: I'M NOT CRAZY!

Annabel: Welcome to the party, Cass.

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Soultaker

1990

Brad Deville: Led Zeppelin was wrong, man. There is no stairway to heaven.

Angel of Death: You must restore the balance or pay the penalty.

The Man: You can't kill a man who's already dead.

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Soundstage

2003

Baez, Joan: (singing) ... 'Cuz I need some of that vagueness now / it's all come back too clearly / I once loved you dearly / And if you're offering me diamonds and rust... I'll take the Grammy.

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Soup or Sonic

1980 (TV)

Wile E. Coyote (holding up a sign) : Okay wise guys you've always wanted me to catch him.Now what do I do?

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Sous le sable

2000

Marie Drillon: I am his wife, and I'm telling you, this is *not* him!

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South of Heaven, West of Hell

2000

Valentine Casey: I don't know if I'm certain of my existence, Taylor. Only my intentions.

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South of Nowhere

2005

Madison Duarte: Bite me, "queer eye". Ashley Davies: Not if you were the last Barbie on earth.

Ashley Davies: Triple word score... H-E-R-P-E-S.

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South Park Rally

1999 (VG)

Eric Cartman: Hey! You do that again, I'm gonna chop off your wee-wee... aaaaand put it on some bread... aaaand feed it to KITTY!

Jerome 'Chef' McElroy: Winning is like makin' love. Oh, fudge, what am I saying?

Stan Marsh: You all fucking suck!

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South Sea Sinner

1950

Jake Davis: While you were singing he couldn't keep his eyes off your voice.

Coral: I'm no thinker, Mr Davis. It's the poorest paying profession.

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Southern Comfort

2001

Herself: Nature delights in diversity. Why don't human beings?

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Space Channel 5

1999 (VG)

(always says it when part of the stage is cleared) Ulala: Stay tuned!

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Space Precinct

1994

(Brogan has just crashed his patrol cruiser into the front of a streetside cafe) Shackleford, Ted@Lieutenant Patrick Brogan : Er, table for two, please!

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Space Race

2005 (mini)

Sergei Korolev: Without a rocket as powerful as the Saturn, we will *lose*

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Space Rangers

1993/I

(being stared at for eating the leg of the creature that tried to kill the crew) Zylyn: Get your own.

Jojo Thorson: There's one thing I can't stand: it's a guy who can't hold his ammunition!

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Space Truckers

1996

Cindy: Did you hear something back there that sounds like there's something back there?

Macanudo: I rebuilt my mind! Cindy: So, you have a homemade brain.

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Spaced Out Bunny

1980 (TV)

Bugs Bunny: Well whatta you know.I'm a flying object lesson.

Hugo: Not a robot George?I will have to punish you good.

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Spanish Judges

1999

Jack: I like lying. It makes me feel all tingly inside.

Max: There's so many people I want to kill right now.

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Sparky

2003

Sparky Peterson: It was the best blackout ever.

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Spartacus

2004 (TV)

Spartacus: Live Draba - that is what life is for.

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Spawn of the North

1938

Jackson: Yeah, here's to the salmon. She lays two million eggs and nobody ever calls her mother.

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Speakeasy

2002

Frank Marnikov: We are immortal till our work is done.

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Special Effects

1984

Reporter: What is your greatest influence? Neville: Abraham Zapruder. Reporter: Who? Neville: Honest Abe never lies. Reporter: How do you spell that? Neville: J-F-K.

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Specter of the Rose

1946

Andre Sanine: Hug me with your eyes. Haidi: I am. Andre Sanine: Harder.

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Spectre

1977 (TV)

Dr Hamilton: It's impossible for something to feel evil to the touch. Am I imagining it?

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Speech: Stage Fright and What to Do About It

1949

Narrator: For Fred is on his way to all the terror, all the worry, all the pain of an aliment commonly known as... stage fright.

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Speech: The Function of Gestures

1949

Narrator: Sure, everyone knows George Johnston and it's certainly true that George is known far and wide for his after-dinner talks because George bores everyone stiff, has for years.

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Speeder

2005

Jedi Knight: Yeah, didn't work for me either.

Police Officer: How you doin'? Need to see your license and insurance card, please. Speeder: This is not the license you're looking for. Police Officer: No, I need to see your license and your insurance card. Speeder: I may go about my business.

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Speedway Junky

1999

Eric: Why can't you just reject me like everyone else?

Eric: Why can't you just act like a normal person and reject me?

Eric: Have you ever given a woman an orgasm? Johnny: I don't know... it was dark.

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Spencer's Mountain

1963

Miss Parker: The world stands aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going.

Clay Spencer: I learned to cuss before I could walk.

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Spend Spend Spend

1977 (TV)

Vivian Nicholson: (voiceover) I was born in 1936 in Castleford, Yorkshire. You'll find it on the map - I'm the bugger that put it there. Where we lived, all the fellers were coal-miners. Except me dad - he was a full-time, fully-paid-up, fully-fledged bastard.

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Spenser: A Savage Place

1995 (TV)

Spenser: What do you know about credit cards? Hawk: I know once you get one, you're in debt for the rest of your life. Spenser: What about fake ones? Hawk: They are all based in illusion.

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Spenser: Ceremony

1993 (TV)

Spenser: How old do you think she is, anyway? Hawk: Middle aged, babe. She'll be dead by the time she's thirty.

April: He has a gun... Spenser: ... but is he pure of heart?

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Spenser: Pale Kings and Princes

1994 (TV)

Felipe Esteva: Do you know who I am? Spenser: Ricardo Montalban? I loved you in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

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Spicy City

1997

Raven: I'm Raven, your hostess with the mostess.

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Spider-Plant Man

2005 (TV)

Reporter: What are the chances of one of these plants biting an amateur photographer?

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Spider-Woman

1979

Announcer: And this is Jessica Drew, who was a child while visiting her father's laboratory, was bitten by a poisonous spider. Forced to try an untested spider serum, Dr Drew not only saved his daughter's life, but unknowingly gave her incredible spider-like powers. Dedicated to fighting evil, while weaving her web of justice, it's Spider-Woman!

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Spider

2002

Terrence: Clothes maketh the man; and the less there is of the man, the more the need of the clothes.

Mrs Wilkinson: What've you done? What have you done?

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Spiders

2000

Jake: This is creepy... like a bad science fiction movie.

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Spin Jam

2000 (VG)

Poppy: One punch and you're lunch.

Wigsey: You can't deflate me.

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Spin the Bottle

2000

Rachel: Alex tells me you're gay. Milk?

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Spina dorsale del diavolo, La

1971

Tattinger: What's that dog doing? Captain Viktor Kaleb: Get away from there! Tattinger: Why, he was fixin' to eat that (dead) Indian! Captain Viktor Kaleb: One tried to eat him once.

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Spinning Gasing

2000

Yati: Naming your son after Lee Kwan Yew is like naming your daughter after Margaret Thatcher.

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Spitfire

1934

John Stafford: You trust me, don't you? Trigger Hicks: Don't trust no man farther than a shotgun can hit. John Stafford: Oh, you never loved a man, then, did you? Trigger Hicks: Sure, I've loved a heap of 'em. The more I love 'em, the less I trust 'em.

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Spivs

2004

Goat: Where's the dipstick? Steve: I'm lookin' at it.

Jenny: You fancy me.

Goat: Why is this the night of unbridled pain?

Jenny: Do you know what I fancy? Nigel: I can only begin to imagine...

Goat: Should we synchronise watches as well?

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Split Wide Open

1999

Guest at show: Sex at day, sex at night. I was happy and they were happy.

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Spookies

1987

Billy: (Looking at the Drifter) I have plans, big plans. Drifter: Sure kid, every one has big plans.

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Spooks

1931

Flip: I don't like dark meat.

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Spooky House

2000

Boss: Tough Kazookies.

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Spring Break

1983

O.T.: Beer's like... fuckin' great, ya know?

Stu: We got el shafto grande, we got no place to stay.

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Sprung

1997

nm0868957Clyde: (to Adina) I ain't Harry and you definitely ain't Sally.

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Spy Groove

2000 (TV)

The Contessa: Why look! I have the sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles! Agent #1: Say that ten times fast! Bunny von Schnickle: The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles! The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles... The Contessa: What is this, a Mel Brooks movie? Shut up Schnickle!

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Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly

2002 (VG)

Spyro: What do you want this time, Ripto? Gulp: Yeah, what do we want this time, boss? Ripto: You're not hired for your brains, you dinosaurian landmass. Keep quiet or I'll put you back where I found you, unemployed in Molten Crater, begging for work from Gnasty Gnorc.

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Square Dance Jubilee

1949

Don Blake: We were looking for the old west... we've found it. An old town, a beautiful blonde, changing brands, rustlers, dry gulching. Reminds me of a Don 'Red' Barry western. Sam Jenks: Don 'Red' Barry? He's my favorite actor. Did you see the picture where... Don Blake: (interrupting) I never liked him!

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Square Pegs

1982

Jennifer DeNuccio: Like, who ARE Devo? Are they guys, 'cause I only go and see guy bands. LaDonna: They're guys... they're WEIRD guys... but they're guys!

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Squirm

1976

Roger Grimes: You gonna be da' worm face!

Sheriff: (making love to his girl in an empty jail cell) How do you like the accomodations? The Sheriff's Girl: Just fine, honey!

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St. Ives

1998

Francois: Beauty is only skin deep. Jacques St. Ives: That's it. Our friendship is over. I cannot love a man who loves a cliche.

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St. Louis Blues

1958

Gogo Germaine: That's right, Reverend. Stick to your guns. You stick to them because, after all, prejudice is a time saver. Rev. Charles Handy: I... I beg your pardon? Gogo Germaine: Well, a busy man like you: You can form an opinion without wasting time bothering about facts.

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Stag

2001

Luke: You trying to tell me it wasn't FANTASTIC for you too? Sammi: Hmmph Luke: Just tell me you didn't enjoy it. (silence) Luke: It was like you imagined sex to be when you were a kid. Wasn't it?

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Stage Door Cartoon

1944

Bugs Bunny, Southern Sheriff: I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!

Elmer Fudd: Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

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Staggered

1994

Graham: Women. Can't live with them, but it's anatomically impossible to get a blowjob by any other means.

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Staircase

1969

Harry Leeds, Owner of Chez Harry: Charlie, look! Charlie, look! They're making love, they're making love!

(repeated line) Charles Dyer: I beg yours, I beg yours, rub-a-dub.

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Stalin

1992 (TV)

Kamenev: We were promised our lives. Beria: Comrade Stalin has revoked his promise.

Stalin: You think I don't know? Stalin knows. I know what you say, what you do, who you screw. I know everything about you.

Molotov: Our history required Stalin.

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