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Back to Bataan

1945

Maj. Hasko: I send out 100 men, they find nothing. I send out ten men, they don't come back.

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Back to God's Country

1919

Captain Rydal: (titlecard) After a night of evil dreams Rydal's smoldering desire leaps into flame.

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Back to God's Country

1953

Frank Hudson: A bullet hole can be explained in various ways.

Paul Blake: Don't go away, Frank. I might need you. Frank Hudson: Well, you better get your gun. It will help you more than I will.

Frank Hudson: What did you try to do? Make love to her while telling her she just became a widow?

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Back to the Future... The Ride

1991

Doc Brown: We've been swallowed!

Biff Tannen: What are you lookin' at, butthead?

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Back Trail

1948

'Goofy': I'd catch those crooks in no time at all. Casoose: Listen, Goofy, you couldn't even catch your breath!

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BackBerner

1999

Dexter Pinion: That's Right, Tree Huggers!

Dexter Pinion: Dexter Pinion, keeping things communist free at my AB friggin C.

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Backfield in Motion

1991 (TV)

Women of Deerville: Welcome to Deerville! Nancy: Wow. And all this came from a can of tuna?

Boy: Your mom's weird. Joe: And yours isn't?

Woman: You are dead fish! Boy: Meat, mom. Woman: Meat, fish, I don't care what it is!

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Backstreet Justice

1994

Keri Finnegan: Mort's a defendant waiting to happen.

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Bad Attitudes

1991/II (TV)

Katyana: Show me how to use this... radio. Cosmo: Well, you pick up the radio and you talk.

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Bad Boy

2002

Angel: I hope you fuck as good as you sound.

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Bad Dreams

1988

Dr Alex Karmen: Mm, you know, I thought you might need some company tonight. It's safest here, really. The police are here, I'm here. We're going to have a nice, boring evening tonight. I even brought provisions: pure, unadulterated junk food. At this point who cares about chemicals?

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Bad Girls from Mars

1991

Terry: We need healthy young earth studs to repopulate our world - we need your love rocket!

Myra: I can't find the right person to kill to get into the movies.

Emanuelle: The smell of garbage turns me into a wild woman!

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Bad Habits

1999

(Tonie wants to shoot their hostage, but Johnny intercedes) Johnny: She's praying - she's connected to God - it would be like shooting God.

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Bad

1987 (V)

Ski: Hey, up in Duxbury, they wear them turtle shell glasses? Darryl: That's *tortoise* shell... Ski: Excuse me, brotha...

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Badge of the Assassin

1985 (TV)

Detective Cliff Fenton: It doesn't make sense! Herman Bell: It does not have to! It just has to get noticed! They have to learn---oppressing people COSTS! Detective Cliff Fenton: Now I know what you are. You're not a man; you're not a leader; you're a black thug!

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Baja Oklahoma

1988 (TV)

Doris Steadman: I don't get involved, I get laid! It's fun, dammit! Anybody who says it's not is either a liar or doin' it wrong!

(a construction worker whistles at Juanita) Juanita Hutchens: Thank you! Thank you very much!

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Baja

1995

Burns: You're not a writer. You're a spider.

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Balkan baroque

2000

Marina Abramovic: Sprinkle the fresh morning urine over your nightmare dreams.

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Ball in the House

2001

Bobby: I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. About your life.

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Ballad of a Gunfighter

1964

Marty Robbins: You talk about an empire. This whole country is my empire. I don't have my brand on anything or anybody. I don't need it. I don't have a brand on my horse, but you let some man try to ride him!

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Balloon Land

1935

Pincushion Man: Folks all hate me, how they hate me. Tickles me the way they rate me.

Doorman: What are you going to give me? Pincushion Man: This! (pulls out a pin) Doorman: Oh n - (is stabbed by the Pincushion Man)

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Ballot Box Bunny

1951

Bugs Bunny: I speak softly, but I carry a big stick! Yosemite Sam: Oh yeah? Well I speak loouuud, and I carry a biiigger stick! And I use it too!

Bugs Bunny: Dark horse? Yosemite Sam: Mare? Bugs Bunny: Well, anyone for a Russian Roulette?

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Ballyhooey

1960

TV Host: And now, it's time for your show of shows, "Hi Ho Eskimo!" but first a word from our sponsor. TV Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, this picture has been temporarily interrupted.

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Bananaman

1983

Narrator: This is 29 Acacia Road. And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action!

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Band of Pirates

2005 (V)

Captain Black: What do we have here? Two lovely ladies and a little nipper, too! Lydia: It's us or them!

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Bandits of the Badlands

1945

Duke Lee: This town ain't big enough to hold the both of us!

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Bang the Drum Slowly

1973

Bruce Pearson: Everybody'd be nice to you if they knew you were dying. Henry Wiggen: Everybody knows everybody is dying; that's why people are as good as they are.

Dutch Schnell: Skip the facts, just gimme the details.

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Banshee

2003

Girl: I haven't seen anyone for a while.

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Banzai

2003

(Repeated line, between segments.) Announcer: Quick! What else we got?

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Barabbas

1962

(After being released from jail, Barabbas enters a tavern.) Barabbas: Here's a fine sight. Six weeks and nobody's moved!

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Barbagia

1969

Graziano Cassita: They say a shepard uses his bed only 3 times in his life... when he's born... on his wedding night... and when he dies.

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Barbara Broadcast

1977

Curley: Hey, Hi ya, Barbara, is it still a business doing pleasure with you?

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Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters

1980

Dolly Parton: (Barbara is dressed as Dolly Parton when the real Dolly enters) What have you got in there... your sisters?

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Barbarian Queen

1985

Amethea: I'll be no man's slave and no man's whore, and if I can't kill them all, by the gods they'll know I've tried.

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Barbary-Coast Bunny

1956

Bugs Bunny: (on seeing a slot machine) Well if it isn't one of those new-fangled, er, telephones.

Bugs Bunny: The moral of the story is, don't take no 14 carats from no rabbit.

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Barbary Coast

1935

Chamalis: I'm running this town and there's only one way to run it: my way!

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Barbary Coast

1975 (TV)

(Talking about Cash Conover) Jeff Cable: No one knows if that's his name or his religion.

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Barbershop

2005

Dana Kang: You fucking blinded me! David Kang: You should have said something after the first eye... you could still see half the world, bitch!

Eddie: I had sex with a man. Calvin: Good luck with that.

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Baretta

1975

Baretta: Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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Bargain Counter Attack

1946

Lulu: It's not what I want, Mister.

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Barón del terror, El

1962

Detective inspector: A maniac with a lot of knowledge is a threat.

Baron Vitelius: It so happens liquor does me damage. I once had a very strange disease.

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Bartleby

2001

Rocky: Let me tell you something: It's the sensitive guy that gets the needy woman. Ernie: Yeah, well it's the worm that gets the hooker.

Bartleby: I would prefer not to.

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Basket Case 3: The Progeny

1992

(Duane has reattached his mutant Siamese Twin brother) Granny Ruth: Sewing him back on like that wasn't the answer, Duane.

Opal: You're an animal, Duane, but I'm an animal, too, and I know how to handle animals like you.

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Batfink: This Is Your Life

1967 (TV)

Batfink: Your bullets cannot harm me! My wings are like a shield of steel!

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Bathing Beauty

1944

George Adams: But he doesn't like pools! Chester Klazenfrantz: Wait till you see what's in it! George Adams: Don't tell me it's a woman - he'd never fall for a bathing suit. Chester Klazenfrantz: Wait till you see what's in it!

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Batman & Mr Freeze: SubZero

1998 (V)

Richard 'Dick' Grayson: Thank you, Alfred. I don't know what we would do without you. Alfred Pennyworth: Frankly, neither do I.

Commissioner James 'Jim' Gordon: Come on, people! A guy in a wierd suit with two polar bears can't be too hard to spot!

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Batman Begins

2005/II (VG)

Criminal: (Batman catches a terrified enemy off guard) Please don't eat my soul! Batman: That's a new one.

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Batman Featurette

2001 (V)

Burt Ward: (post-credits, in Robin voice) Holy DVD, Batman!

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BattleBots

2000

Technical Expert: (explaining the pulverizer) It's like a car being dropped on your robot, over and over until nothing is left

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BattleQueen 2020

2001

Spencer: I don't think we're gonna make it into the future.

Gayle: Oh baby, I love it when you get all Neandertahl on me like that.

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Battletoads

1991 (VG)

Professor T. Bird: Did the nasty Queen not play fair? Ah shame... now get back in there and bust some pork!

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Bazgasht be khane

2000

Golnar: This loneliness is better than that loneliness, ha!

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Be Big!

1931

Introductory Card: Mr Hardy is a man on great care, caution, and discretion - Mr Laurel is married too.

Cookie: No man is bigger than the excuses he makes to his wife. So... BE BIG.

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Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool!

1984 (V)

Mr T: Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt don't wear clothes with your name on it, so why should you wear their name?

Mr T: Anger - use it, but don't lose it!

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Beach Babes from Beyond

1993

Sally: This is a swimsuit catalog shoot! Not Hustler!

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Beakman's World

1993

Lester: You rub me the wrong way, Josie. Josie: Remind me to do it someday with a power sander!

Beakman: Bada bing, bada bang, bada blast off!

Beakman: Oh, my! Do you know what that music means? Lester: Ooh, we're stuck in an elevator?

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Bear Feat

1949

Pa Bear: What did I do to deserve such a family?

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A Bear's Tail

2005

Jimmy Carr: (Jimmy is getting blushed with make-up and sees he's on television. He pushes crew out the way from the screen) Er, fuck off! Hello. I think you'll find, I'm Jimmy Carr and welcome to 100 Greatest... Condiments. And at 100, one of my favourites, Piccalilly. Fucking Piccalilly?..

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Beast

2000

Nick: If music be the food of love, then this must be a vomit sandwich.

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Beastmaster: The Eye of Braxus

1996 (TV)

Lord Agon: The shroud of agony will rip the answer from your brain!

Dar: Your aim is poor for one with three eyes.

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Beat Girl

1960

Paul Linden: Why can't you sit up properly? Jennifer: I like floors!

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Beat Seekers

2002

Hilarie Burton: Is Snoop Dogg's 'shizzle talk' hot or not? Dorian Davis: It's hot. My nizzle used to dribble for shizzle, and I didn't have a way to express it til now.

Hilarie Burton: Do we spend too much time on Lil' Kim's fashion? Dorian Davis: Yeah, I'm wearing a crotchless teddy right now and no one said a thing.

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Beat Street

1984

Lee: (Lee explains about how he got arrested for dancing) Hey Mom, these fools busted us for dancing, can you believe that? Cora: I believe you better shut your damn mouth before I decide to leave you down here.

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Beat the Band

1947

(Everyone's downstairs listening to Gene Krupa.) Harold: (to himself) And I still say this music will NEVER be popular.

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Beat the Clock

2002

Gary: Make sure you're on time, every time, Julielinh: It's time... Gary, Julielinh: To BEAT THE CLOCK!

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Beat the Geeks

2001

Blaine: First you have to survive the toss up round, hands over your buzzers, the first one to buzz in with the correct answer will get 10 points and the chance to go up against a geek. Now here's how the follow up works. If you beat the geek you get ten points. If he beats you, you get knocked back 5.

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Beautiful But Broke

1944

Radio Announcer: This is the beginning of duck season... (An artillery shell blasts through the shack's window) Sally Richards: What kind of ducks have they *got* around here?

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Beautiful People

2005

Paisley Bishop: Ah, Lynn Kerr... the one that got away. Lynn Kerr: Yeah, except I didn't go anywhere.

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Beautiful

2000

Lorna Larkin: I'm Lorna Larkin, Miss Texas. I'm a magna cum laude graduate from the University of Texas with a double degree in genetic engineering and cosmetology.

Mona Hibbard: I don't know if I want to be a pretend role model to thousands of little girls... or a real role model to one.

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Beauty Shop

2005

Jorge: You are going to fall flat on your ass. Gina Norris: Well, I've got some cushion. Wanna kiss it?

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Beck - Monstret

1998 (TV)

Martin Beck: He was a little... broken... so I took him to the psychiatric clinic. Gunvald Larsson: Well, good! Each man where they belong! One in the cell and one at the hospital. And I, I'm heading for the bar!

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Beck - Pojken i glaskulan

2002 (TV)

Gunvald Larsson: Every bloody murderer in this country seems to have our working schedule!

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Bed of Roses

1933

Lorry Evans: Save your wind, save your wind, you might want to go sailing sometime.

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Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me

1971

Gnossos 'Paps' Pappadopoulis: Why are you so dressed up? Fitzgore: It's Rush Week. Gnossos 'Paps' Pappadopoulis: You gonna kill the fatted calf? Fitzgore: No, we're having steak. (Gnossos rolls his eyes)

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Beer Special

2005

Yag Man: Dude, it's not what you think! Bartender: Trey, God!

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Before and After

1996

Jacob Ryan: That's juts a bunch of sentimental bullshit. Carolyn Ryan: Wait, sentimental bullshit Jacob Ryan: Yeah everyone's parents say that. Carolyn Ryan: Oh really, and do everyone's parent destroy evidence and lie... to the police?

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Beg

1970

White Army Colonel: What are we fighting for? White Army Captain: Russia! White Army Colonel: Russia is against us and you know it!

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Beginning of the End

1957

Col Tom Sturgeon: Where do I get off asking the Regular Army for help with a bunch of oversize grasshoppers?

Gen John T. Short: Dr Wainright, you're a scientist, you know what grasshoppers can do. I'm a soldier, I know what guns can do.

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Behind Enemy Lines

1998

Mike Weston: I'm gonna rip out your fucking heart. General Nguy: I have no heart.

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Behind Green Lights

1946

Johnny Williams: Gosh. I hope I don't pull any boners.

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Behind Locked Doors

1968

Terry: Ann, this is very strange! There are iron bars on the window!

Terry: It's a funny thing. Mrs Bradley's niece wears dresses of four different sizes!

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Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Three's Company'

2003 (TV)

Jay Bernstein: You wanna smoke me, give it your best shot.

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Behind the Legend: Timon

2004 (V)

(about Timon as a baby) Uncle Max: He had a face like a hyena's... Peter Graves: But...

(home movie of Timon's one-man show) Timon: Uh, is this thing on? Hello? Is this thing on? Hey, I know you're out there swallowing a lower life form!

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Behind the Mask

1932

Mr X: The pain whilst I am cutting through the outer layers of skin will not be unendurable. It is only when I commence to carve on your vital organs that you will know you are having... an experience.

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Being Bobby Brown

2005

Whitney Houston: Hell to the no.

(Bobby Brown explains why his daughter Bobbi Kristina has trouble finding clothes that fit her) Bobby Brown: She's a *Brown*! She's got body!

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Believe in Me

1971

Remy: You're hungry? How dare you! How dare you! All right, all right. You're hungry! Let's see. Let's see. Ah-ha! Chocolate syrup. Here! Here! Drink it. Drink it. Drink it all. Don't leave anything left. Down the hatch. C'mon. Drink the chocolate syrup, bitch!

Pamela: I steal. I shoot dope. I fuck.

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Belizaire the Cajun

1986

Priest: ... and for your penance say the Rosary five times. Now make a good Act of Contrition. Belizaire: FIVE Rosaries? Father, I have never in my life had to say so much as three Rosaries, let alone five. One, two at the most ... Priest: Belizaire, the penance comes from God. It's not something that you negotiate.

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Bella Bettien

2002

Rico Morales: There's no such thing as coincidence. Everything is meant to be. One thing leads to another. Always...

Alberto Morientes: There's always a boss...

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Bella Martha

2001

Mario: (to Frida, about chef Martha) It's your restaurant, but her kitchen. Without her, it's just a pile of metal. It's for her to decide.

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Belle of the Nineties

1934

Wardrobe lady to Ruby Carter: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Ruby Carter: Ah, funny too, 'cause I can't cook.

Ace Lamont: Great town, St. Louis. You were born here? Ruby Carter: Yes. Ace Lamont: What part? Ruby Carter: Why, all of me.

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Belle Starr

1941

Maj. Thomas Grail: I'll hang him from the highest tree... and his friends with thim. Belle Shirley, later Belle Starr: Wouldn't that require a great deal of rope? Maj. Thomas Grail: Fortunately, we have an ample supply.

Jasper Tench: Stealin' what's yours, ain't stealin'.

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Bells Are Ringing

1960

Ella: I'm in love with a man-- Plaza Oh- Double four- Double Three. What a perfect relationship-- I can't see him, he can't see me!

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Bells of Rosarita

1945

(Maxwell shoots the chimney off a cabin) Maxwell: I did that once in a picture.

(Bad guys Ripley and Maxwell are astonished that their car has been stolen) Maxwell: There must be some crooks around here!

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Belly of the Beast

2003

Jake Hopper: I liked you a lot better as a bitch.

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Beloe solntse pustyni

1970

Sukhov: East is a delicate matter...

(Abdulla shoots a full clip from his Mauser into a wall of a steel tank where Sukhov is hiding. None of bhe bullets penetrates the tank) Sukhov: Abdulla, save your ammo! Otherwise you might not have any to commit suicide with!

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Belonging

2004 (TV)

(to a policeman who has arrived unannounced) May: If you want my advice... If you're looking for criminals, go down to the Town Hall and arrest the Council. Lock them up and throw the key in the river. Or better still, keep the key and throw the *Council* in the river.

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Ben Casey

1961

(Opening narration.) Narrator: Man... woman... birth... death... infinity.

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Beonjijeompeureul hada

2001

In-woo's wife: Are you really gay? Seo, In-woo: No. In-woo's wife: Then what? Seo, In-woo: I only love one person. In-woo's wife: If you're going to love that one person, does it have to be a 17 year-old boy?

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Bergère et le ramoneur, La

1953

Sheperdess, Le ramoneur: Mr Bird! Mr Bird!

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Berserk!

1968

Monica Rivers: We're running a circus, not a charm school.

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