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Serial Killer, O

2004

Aluna1: Three months without shagging no one? ... it must be a disease..

Jorge Guimaraes: What distinguishes a man from an animal is not reason, for everything has a reason to be, it's passion...

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Seriously Weird

2002

Harris Pembleton: Okay... we're going to need a ball of string, a fishing hook, a small series of pulleys, some petroleum jelly, and a small pony. Fenella Day: Or you could just kiss and run... Harris Pembleton: ... that'll work too!

Harris Pembleton: I have my own laminator! I keep it clean!

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Sette pistole per i MacGregor

1966

Santillana: (to Gregor MacGregor) So, you want to play games, do you? Do you know the one we've got called whip-the-truth-out-of-a-prisoner?

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Sev Trek: Pus in Boots

2002 (V)

Willing Piker: Captain, can I ask you to stop calling me number one? Jet Lag Pinchhard: Oh, why is that? Willing Piker: The other day, I overheard an ensign say he was going to the bathroom to do a Piker!

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Seven Chances

1925

Jimmie Shannon: (looking at a list of possible brides) Who bats next?

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Seven Days to Live

2000

Ellen Shaw: I'm willing to do anything you want to make this relationship work, but first please - if it's okay please - untie me.

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Seven Sinners

1940

District Officer: There've been a half a dozen complaints since you came to that cafe. Bijou: A half-dozen! Why not fifty? I'm surprised.

Lt Dan Brent: Imagine finding you here. Bijou: I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.

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Seven Up!

1964 (TV)

Herself: What would you do if you had lots of money, about, um, two pound?

Nicholas Hitchon: If I could change the world, I'd turn it into a diamond.

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Seven Waves Away

1957

Alec: We can't take any weather, she'll sink right under us. Kelly: Well, that leaves just one thing... You've gotta evict some of the tenants.

Edith Middleton: Why are the wicked always so strong?

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Seven Ways from Sundown

1960

Jim Flood: You know, you'd make a fair to middling bad man if you ever gave yourself half a chance.

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Sex & the Single Mom

2003 (TV)

Jess Gradwell: My heart is broken, but I'm alive, and he did that. And when you're alive, you feel pain. Those are the rules.

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Sex Is Comedy

2002

Jeanne: Words are lies, bodies are truth - I have to show the truth.

Jeanne: Words are the best chastity belt there is.

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Sex Kittens Go to College

1960

Dr West: ... which confirms the theory of relativity.

Dr West: I'm so far out already, I'm on another planet.

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Sex 'n' Death

1999 (TV)

Ben Black: I had a nervous breakdown when I was thirteen. Thought I was possessed by the Devil. I'd just seen 'The Exorcist', so there was a lot of vomiting and speaking in tongues.

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Sexbomb

1989

Candy Faraday: Oh, it's so *nice* to have a rich dead husband.

Gersch Stephan Steingullan: I *hate* when I have to act like a stereotypical mobster.

Rake Webber: Are those tearaway nipples ready yet?

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Sexo, pudor y lágrimas

1999

María: Men look for a woman that is a lady at he table and a slut in bed. Ana: Well, I've always been a lady in bed and a slut at the table.

Ana: (to Carlitos') Okay homo sapiens, just don't forget that once you were a homo erectus.

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Sexual Outlaws

1994

Rita: You're my sweet baby girl, I want to take care of you.

Rita: Don't you *ever* say no to me!

John Bauer: Some things are better left in your head.

Lisa Bauer: Sometimes when you lose one of your senses, the others get better.

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SF Shinseiki Lensman

1984

Buzz: Look, it's not that I don't like you. It's just that I don't like you.

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Sha sha ren, tiao tiao miu

1998

Cat Lee: No one is innocent.

Contractor: Will you miss me? Cat Lee: I never miss.

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Shade

2003/I

Marlo: Excuse me, I'm vibrating.

Charlie Miller: (watching Vernon practice) Christ... I can see the brief from here... Vernon: I'm not even dealing deuces, asshole. Charlie Miller: Well, then, they're lousy-lookin' tops.

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Shadow Builder

1998

Maggie: What is a priest doing with two nine millimeter cannons?

Chris Hatcher: Listen, the sheriff's dating my aunt Jen, so that practically makes me the deputy. Jazz: Little Deputy Dickless.

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Shadow Conspiracy

1997

Bobby Bishop: He who gets the first sound bite wins.

Jacob Conrad: I'm the authority here!

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Shadow Fury

2001

Sasha: I'm gonna get some water after our long night Takeru you animal. (walks off) Takeru: (to himself) I'm an animal?

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Shadow Hours

2000

Stuart Chappelle: I've seen things in this city that make Dante's Inferno read like Winnie The Pooh.

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Shadow of a Doubt

1991 (TV)

Charles: It's not good to know too much about someone.

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Shadow of Chinatown

1936/I

Willy Fu: I exceed to honorable request of thugs.

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Shadow of Doubt

1998

Jack Campioni: I acted like an asshole. Kitt Devereux: Come on, Jack, you weren't acting.

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Shadow of Fear

2004

Detective Scofield: You are going to be late because you are being questioned for murder!

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Shadow of Rome

2005 (VG)

Julius Caesar: Et tu, Brute... ? (Caesar dies from his wounds)

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Shadow of the Wolf

1992

Kroomak: Cut him in five pieces and bury him in five directions.

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Shadow the Hedgehog

2005 (VG)

Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm going to blow up the whole damn planet!

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Shadows in the Storm

1988

Thelonius: Lightning makes shadows in the storm. Nightmare and bliss tell the silent truth.

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Shadows of the Mind

2005

Jeff: Sweet dreams, Rick.

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Shadows

1922

Intertitle: To every people, in every age, there comes a measure of God to man - through man.

Nate Snow: Pray, or get out! We are all believers in Urkey. We want no hethens.

Yen Sin,'The Heathen': If you forgive, then Yen Sin believe.

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Shadows

1959

Tony: I need the key for 042! David: You can't get it, Elaine's not in. Rupert: Where is she? David: She's dealing with the raccoons, man.

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Shadrach

1998

(Paul has learned curse words from the Dabneys and is yelling them into the closet.) Paul: Son of a bitch, whorehouse, Jesus Christ, pisspot, asshole! Mrs Whitehurst: Come on, Paul, it's time to go to church!

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Shaft's Big Score!

1972

Shaft: (Carrying a semi-automatic shotgun) Once this baby starts kicking, it ain't gonna stop, so nobody get cute!

Shaft: What are you buzzards doing here? Bumpy Jonas: Well, well. Ha. We go to a lot of funerals, Shaft, Willy and me. One day, we'll drop in on yours. Willy: Real soon. Shaft: You're not invited.

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Shahenshah

1988

Shahenshah: I am greater than you, my name is Shahenshah.

Shahenshah: You can regard me as your father/ superior - I am the Emperor.

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Shakedown

2002 (V)

Christopher 'St. Joy' Bellows: God has sent us this quake as the holy prophecies fortold. Shake up the earth, wake up the sinners!

Christopher 'St. Joy' Bellows: I'm dying today, one way or another.

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Shakma

1990

Tracy: You are soooooo male!

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Shaky Ground

1992

Bob Moody: Carter, what we're about to do is extremely wrong and deceitful. And I can't believe we're going to get away with it!

Bob Moody: They kicked me out of the cable store! Now I feel like Sinead O'Connor at the Vatican.

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Shall we dansu?

1996

Mai Kishikawa: This may sound rude, but I hope you don't join the class with me as your goal.

Mai Kishikawa: A weak first step transmits nothing.

Tamako Tamura: Dance is more than the steps. Feel the music and dance for sheer joy.

Shohei Sugiyama: At my age, it's embarrassing to say so, but every day I feel so alive.

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Shalom Sesame

1987

Sarah Jessica Parker: Can you tell me why do we eat matzah on Passover? Oscar the Grouch: Well, if you must know, nosey, its because its flat like the way I sing.

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Shanghai Express

1932

Shanghai Lily: It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.

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Shao Lin men

1976

Yun Fei: Men who beg are not heroes. They're cowards.

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Shao Lin ta peng hsiao tzu

1980

Boss Wang: What style of Kung Fu is this? Chao Yen-Cheh: Roof-top Kung Fu!

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Shao Lin yu Wu Dang

1981

The Lord: A game of chess, is like a sword fight. You must think first, before you move.

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Shark Attack 2

2001

Roy Bishop: What do you call an indiscriminate thing that kills? A murderer!

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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

2002

Cataline Stone: (sigh) I'm exhausted. Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

Ben Carpenter: Megalo-who?

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Sharpe's Company

1994 (TV)

Teresa: All men should have daughters. It puts honey on their tongues.

Wellington: I think you're a rogue, Sharpe. But you're one of my rogues and you're on my side. I don't want you dead.

(Hakeswill tries to rape Teresa) Hakeswill: Now open your legs ever so wide, and lie still as a dead'un!

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Sharpe's Gold

1995 (TV)

Patrick Harper: I had an uncle who thought the Faeries were after him. Richard Sharpe: What happened to him? Patrick Harper: Well, sir, they took him away.

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Sharpe's Revenge

1997 (TV)

Ducos: The war is over, Sharpe. But apparently not for you.

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Sharpe's Siege

1996 (TV)

(Anticipating battle, Harper hands Sharpe a cup of tea) Sharpe: Thanks, Pat. Harper: I was thinking. Things could be an awful lot worse, you know. Sharpe: How the bloody hell could things get worse, Pat? Harper: We could be without the cup of tea.

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Shaved and Dangerous

1992

Man: What are you doing? Woman: I wanted to give him a blowjob!

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She-Devils on Wheels

1968

(sprays bug spray into Joe-Boy's face) Whitey: Go fumigate yourself, crap-head!

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She Hate Me

2004

Fatima Goodrich: (to Jack) You are a money-making chicken.

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She

1935

(Talking about She) Tanya: She's wicked I tell you. Leo: Aw, don't be too hard on her. She's strange - and wonderful.

Horace: Who are you? She, Queen Hash-A-Mo-Tep of Kor: I am yesterday, today, and tomorrow. I am sorrow and longing an hope unfulfilled. I am She Who Must Be Obeyed!

She, Queen Hash-A-Mo-Tep of Kor: I am she . . . she, who must be obeyed!

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Sheer Passion

1998

Paolo: Beauty is a fragile thing. One frown, one dark shadow, and it's gone.

Paolo: I know she was a bitch before 10 AM, but did I know her? No.

Cassandra: You must get tired of making love to women all day long. Paolo: It's exhausting, but someone's gotta do it.

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Shen mue II

2001 (VG)

Wuying Ren: (after Ryo beats up the guys that spotted him while he and Ren were intruding in the Yellow Head Building) That's right. Always clean up the messes you make. Ryo Hazuki: Shut up!

Ryo Hazuki: Remember that pain! Next time it will be worse!

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She's Out of Control

1989

Timothy: You teasing little bitch! Katie Simpson: Thank you Timothy, that was beautiful and special.

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Shijie

2004

Taisheng: Are we dead? Tao: No, we have only just begun.

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Shin chôjin densetsu Urotsukidôji: Mataiden

1993 (V)

Myuni Hausen II: Kindness is nothing but hypocracy in disguise. It is a human deception. Man enjoys the suffering of others - it gives him something to be thankful for, something to feel good about, something to feel superior.

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Shishkabugs

1962

Bugs Bunny: It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king.

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Shivers

1975

Forsythe: He tells me that even old flesh is erotic flesh, that disease is the love of two alien kinds of creatures for each other, that even dying is an act of eroticism.

Bearded man: Have you met my daughter, Erica? She's a very beautiful girl. Come here, Erica. I just know you'll like my daughter, Erica.

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Shminiya, Ha-

2005

Dganit: Daddy, you talk about them (Aya and Nini) all the time. It seems like you live with them or something. (Daddy whispers) Dganit: You are their father?

Aya: (to Adam) I want to tell you... that I am Maya.

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Shogo: Mobile Armor Division

1998 (VG)

Kathryn: They know you're coming. Sanjuro: Great! Then they'll know who killed them.

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Shogun

1980/I (TV)

Father Alvito: You are a heretic Dutchman pirate! You're going to die.

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Shogun

1980/II (mini)

Vasco Rodrigues: Listen to me, you whore-gutted, pock-marked, motherless scum... I need a favor.

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Shoot to Kill

1947

George 'Mitch' Mitchell: I was having a little chat - with Dixie Logan Lawrence Dale: What? But how could you? George 'Mitch' Mitchell: Oh, it was easy. First he'd say something then I'd say something.

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Shooters

2002

J: Foreplay's over, Justin. Time to fuck.

J: Do I ever disappoint? Fuckin' no. Why? I deliver. Why? I'm your man.

Eddie: Jackie Junior. Now he was the sort of guy who couldn't pass a shop window without having a quick look to check he was still gorgeous.

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Shootie Hill

2001 (V)

(Singing to the tune of 'Portabello Road') Champagna: Diaphragms for sale. Diaphragms for sale. Fresh from St. John Paul Second's head, Diaphrams for sale!

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Shooting 'Panic Room'

2004 (V)

(in reference to the hardships that may happen on set) David Fincher: Oh, I'm gonna be drunk every fucking day.

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Shooting Stars

1993

(repeated line) Vic Reeves: Iranu!

(repeated line) Bob Mortimer: Ulrika-ka-ka-ka.

(repeated line) Vic Reeves: Uvavu!

Bob Mortimer: She's football crazy! She's football mad! I can't think of a footballer Ulrika hasn't had!

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Shooting Stars

2004

Christoffer: I am a very disgusting serial killer.

Frank Hvam: Ovavu.

Frank Hvam: Evalu.

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Shopping

1994

Billy: I know my rights. I watch L.A.Law. Police Inspector: Is that supposed to be funny? Billy: No, more like comedy-drama.

Billy: (to Jo) Oh shit, the police brought a fucking transit van to a car chase.

Billy: (to Jo) This is the 90s. Sex isn't safe any more.

Conwat: What has prison taught you, Billy?

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Short Cut to Hell

1957

(Kyle just told Glory that he's a professional killer) Glory Hamilton: Is there anything you like about yourself? Kyle: Yeah. I never miss.

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Short Cuts

1993

Tess Trainer: I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.

Marian Wyman: Are you cheating Ralph? Dr Raplh Wyman: No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?

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Short

1999

Marty: The problem with me is that my flaw is right in front of you. So people never look any further.

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Shortland Street

1992

Burton, Carrie: You're not in Guatemala now, Dr Ropata

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Shouf shouf habibi!

2004

Ap: What are the five differences between E.T. and a Moroccan? 1: E.T. had a bike of his own. 2: E.T. looked good. 3: E.T. came alone. 4: E.T. wanted to learn the language. 5: E.T. wanted to go back where he came from.

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Shout

1991

Alan: What's your name? Rebecca: Rebecca. Alan: My name is Alan, and I love you. (They kiss)

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Show Business

1944

Cleopatra: Do-eth thou-eth loveth me-eth? Marc Anthony: Yeth!

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Show Me Your Tattoo

1999

Angela: Hungry? Hungry? You can't make this small sacrifice to your loving wife?

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Show

2002/I

Saddam Hussen: Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends!

Jesus Chriesto: (Speaking Gibberish) Saddam Hussen: What the hell are you saying?

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Showbiz Today

1984

Host: Anchorman hairspray never fails.

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Showdown

1942

Narrator: Faster than a streak of lightning! More powerful than the pounding surf! Mightier than a roaring hurricane, this amazing stranger from the planet Krypton, the Man of Steel, Superman!

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Shrek 4-D

2003

Donkey: We got a donkey driving a carriage made from an onion, it's dark, and our horses are wearing sunglasses. Hit it, boys!

Donkey: (after farquad grabs his tail) Uhhh, Shrek, I feel dead people. Shrek: (trying to scare him) Don't tell me you have the willies, the shakes, the trembles, the heeeeeeeebie jeeeeeeebies.

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Shut Up and Kiss Me!

2004

Ryan Ballister: We were born on the same day, something wild was bound to happen.

Pete Waddle: So you like sweet things? Tiara Benedette: Oh yes, they make my mouth wet.

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Si wang ta

1981

Tower Of Death guard: Hey! Who are you? Bobby Lo: Me? Jack the Ripper.

Lewis: Kung-fu fighters should be fierce like a lion and swift like a peacock so I study their styles.

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Sibling Rivalry

1990

Marjorie Turner: It wasn't sex. It was good!

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Sid the Sexist

1992 (V)

Sidney Smutt: If the lady wants a baby I'm the cock of the North!

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Sidekicks

1974 (TV)

Jason O'Rourke: The life we lead! In and out of jail... in and out of trouble. On the verge of being killed all the time. Quince Drew: Yeah. Well, when you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad, does it?

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Sideline Secrets

2004 (V)

Jenna: ... and how come you never get to see the guy's dick?

Devon Tyler: Are you sure you don't want to stay in tonight? There's an erotic movie on Skin-a-max!

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Sidewalk Soldiers

2002

Unknown Christian Supporter: My name? I'm not going to give you my name. Janet Reno and her sisters have spies everywhere!

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Siebtelbauern, Die

1998

Lukas: Nobody can beat me up anymore, right?

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Sigaw

2004

The Caretaker: Don't mind them and they will not mind you. Convince yourself that you are not hearing the noises.

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Sightlines

2002 (V)

(David is blind. Sonny waves a condom under his nose.) Sonny: Breathe in. David: Smells like cherries. Sonny: Cherry eruption. David: Very nice. LifeSavers? Sonny: You could say that.

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Sigmund and the Sea Monsters

1973

Sigmund Ooze: Oh, I love you Fluffy!

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Signs of Life

1989

Joey Monahan: Why does everyone keep punching me in the face?

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Silent Amy

2004

Jack: How curious.

Yoy: So hungry... (bursts through floor)

Maven: I'm lost. Jack: I know.

Yoy: It's not just a dream.

Salesman: Foreigners!

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