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Ro.Go.Pa.G.

1963

Alexandra: I ex-love you.

Narrator: The city hadn't changed, but Alessandra had. And I didn't know it yet.

Narrator: Little by little, I became jealous. Only now do I see how that stopped me from reasoning clearly. I ought to have understood that all this was only the consequence of the end of the world.

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Rogues' Regiment

1948

Whit Corbett: Ah, you're much too smart for a beautiful girl. Don't you have any fun at all? Lili Maubert: Perhaps. In a quiet way. Whit Corbett: I can be very quiet. Lili Maubert: Good. (hands him his hat) Then you won't make any noise on the way out.

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Rois et reine

2004

Nora Cotterelle: There are four men I loved. I killed two of them.

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Roll Bounce

2005

Sweetness: I'm the king of this here flo', ya dig?

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Rollerball

1975

Crowd of spectators: JON-A-THAN! JON-A-THAN! JON-A-THAN! JON-A-THAN! JON...

Jonathan E.: Ears. Now, they're important, too.

Bartholomew: The game was created to demonstrate the futility of individual effort.

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Rolling Thunder

1977

Prostitute: What the fuck are you doing? Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

Automatic Slim: (Last stand) Get your ass down here, flyboy!

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Romance on the Range

1942

Roy Rogers: Keep an eye on him, Gabby. Gabby: Get over there, you sidewinder, or I'll let daylight through your hide!

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Romasanta

2004

Antonio: He is not a man. He is a wolf who becomes human so that he can seduce and murder his victims.

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Rome Adventure

1962

Daisy: The first time a good-looking Italian man pinched my bottom, I said, "This is for me!"

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Rome Express

1932

Tom Bishop: Discretion is the better part of Wagons Lits.

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Romeo & Juliet Revisited

2002

Romeo: I am the worlds most luckiest man. My life knows naught but joy. If ever one sat in fortune's eye, 'tis I. My wife is clever, beautiful Bold, wise and true - Fate smiled it's broadest smil yet The day I said, "I do".

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Rookies in Burma

1943

Jerry Miles: (after jumping into a foxhole to take cover from a Japanese machine gunner during a raging battle) Boy, what a scrap! Mike Strager: Yeah, it's just like when Brooklyn plays the Giants.

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Rooster Cogburn

1975

Eula Goodnight: I do not fear a skunk. I simply do not care for its odor.

Rooster Cogburn: It's payday, boys, come and get it!

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Ros na Rn

1996

Michel Seoighe: Frig off you bastard! Tadhg Direin: AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!

Daniel McLoughlin: Mastard!

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Rosalie

1937

(at the football game) Brenda: Why are cheering so loud? Rosalie: We're in America. We have to act like the Americans do. Besides, I like it. Come on, NAVY!

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Rosas blancas para mi hermana negra

1970

Laura: But he is colored! Alicia: It's impossible than you... it's inconceivable! You was accustomed me to treat they as equal people!

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Roseanna's Grave

1997

Roseanna: Is the Mayor of New York still Italian? Marcello: Why would anybody want to stop being Italian?

Marcello: It has too much garlic... Roseanna: There is no such things as too much garlic!

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Roseaux sauvages, Les

1994

Serge Bartolo: The death of a brother is tough. I thought I'd die. But there is something even tougher, tougher than war. It's that life goes on.

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Rosemary & Thyme

2003

Laura Thyme: (when watching a police officer who is also a bit of a gardener) Look at that, a gardening detective. Rosemary Boxer: That's the silliest thing I've seen in all my life.

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Rosewood

1997

Aunt Sarah: Nigger is just another word for guilty.

Mann: There ain't enough bullets in the world for all them crackers.

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Rough Cut

1980

(first lines) Sheila: Oh Jack, let's dance, shall we dance? And let's have some more champagne.

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Rough Magic

1995

Alec Ross: I'm your guardian angel. Myra: You don't look so angelic to me. Alec Ross: Well, you know, standards are down all over.

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Rough Night in Jericho

1967

Alex Flood: You killed him,you bury him!

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Rough Riders of Cheyenne

1945

(last lines) Sheriff: Maybe now Paradise Valley's gonna have a chance to live up to its name.

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Rough Riders' Round-up

1939

Rose: He feels sure his men will catch Arizona Jack this time. George Lanning: Oh, he couldn't catch flies!

Roy Rogers: If you can find anything that will shoot, grab it!

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Roundhouse

1992

Dad: This is my beat, my house, I carry a mortgage. Someone has been refilling the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom so that the toilet paper comes out UNDER the roll... I hate that! Someone has been leaving the utility room light on.

Dorothy: I'm homesick for Oreos and Yoda.

Ivan: If only I had some judicial recourse in this... my darkest hour!

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Rounding First

2004

Rascal: Now doesn't matter when you're twelve.

Joe: Just because he's back, it doesn't mean we still can't be best friends.

Chris: My mom's gonna kill me!

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Routes du sud, Les

1978

Jean Larra: We lost our certainties... but kept our illusions.

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Rove Live

2000

Rove McManus: What the... ?

Rove McManus: Say Hi to your Mum for me

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Royal Flash

1975

Harry Flashman: Never kick a man when he's down, he may get back up again.

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Royal Rumble

1997 (V)

Jerry Lawler: (Rocky Maivia is trying to eliminate Bret Hart) Look at Bret Hart! Rocky's going to eliminate him! Whoo Hoo! A rookie!

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Royal Rumble

1990 (V)

Bobby Heenan: It's every family for himself.

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Royal Rumble

1995 (V)

Jerry Lawler: Is Dink in there? Vince McMahon: What? Jerry Lawler: Is Dink in there? Vince McMahon: Of course not! You would see him in there! Jerry Lawler: Heh, you wouldn't be able too...

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Royal Rumble

2000 (V)

Michael Cole: So, Rock, do you have any worries about any participants in the Rumble tonight? The Rock: One - Crash Holly, Two - Headbanger Mosh!

Jerry Lawler: (when Mae Young was about to take off her bra in the swim suit contest) No, Mae, not the puppies!

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Royal Wedding

1951

Ellen Bowen: Didn't your mother never teach you no manners? Tom Bowen: I never had no mother. We was too poor.

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R.P.M.

1970

Prof. F.W.J. 'Paco' Perez: "Lickety split"? Where do you get your vocabulary?

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Rubber Carpet

1997

Ansel: When I was in grade ten I had to write a report about the importance of wheat to Manitoba. Well I put it off, and I put it off, until the day it was due, and then I got inspired: I took a cereal box, stapled it to a piece of paper, and handed it in. Well it was Corn Flakes, and I failed, but this is exactly like what's happening now... No it isn't. I can't even think up a metaphor, I'm so fucked.

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Ruby Gentry

1952

Ruby Gentry: Turn off the pumps.

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Ruby Jean and Joe

1996 (TV)

Harris Johnson: You do drink, don't you Mr Wade? Ruby Jean: You don't have to answer right away, Joe. You can give it some thought.

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Ruby

2002

Ruby Wax: I wanted to call this show Oprah but they wouldn't let me.

Ruby Wax: I'm not usually up at this hour, but you are so I'm here.

Ruby Wax: Don't start me or I'll have to call my psychiatrist.

Ruby Wax: You are never too famous to need love, show me you like me.

Ruby Wax: I think barking is a perfectly wonderful way to express yourself.

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Ruckus

1981

Kyle Hanson: Gimme a hamburger... raw. Counter Girl: Excuse me, sir... did you say "Rare"? Kyle Hanson: RAW!

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Rude Awakening

1998

Billie Frank: Irish Coffee, easy on the coffee!

Billie Frank: Last night, I think I slept with a woman.

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A Rugrats Vacation

1997 (V)

Lil: It's like being inside a Kissmus tree. Phil: Nah, that was just sticky.

Angelica: A "bacation" is when you can do "ezzactly" what you want all the time. Chuckie: I guess that means Angelica is *always* on bacation.

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Rugi manshon

2001 (VG)

King Boo: I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario right where he is!

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Rumba

1935

Diana Harrison: Thank you very much. It's so easy for a woman to make a fool of herself; I'm surprised I haven't never done it before.

Diana Harrison: Thank you very much. It's so easy for a woman to make a fool of herself; I'm surprised I haven't done it before.

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Rumpole of the Bailey

1978

"Soapy" Sam Ballard: Rumpole as a client! God give me strength! Hilda Rumpole: Oh, don't worry, Sam. If God doesn't, I certainly will.

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Run for the Sun

1956

Katie: Was she very pretty? Latimore: Who? Katie: Your wife. Latimore: I don't know Katie, I forgot.

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Run Leia Run

2003

Darth Vader: You underestimate the power of the dark side of spoofing subtitles of German dialogue.

Darth Vader: Bring me my shuttle. Stormtrooper: Sir, that line's been changed to "Alert the Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival. Darth Vader: Don't make me destroy you.

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Run of the Arrow

1957

Walking Coyote: I coulda been a chief. Pvt. O'Meara, 6th Virginia Volunteers Sharpshooter: Oh yeah? How come you're not a chief now? Walking Coyote: Eh, I got no stomach for politics.

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Run Silent Run Deep

1958

Commander Richardson: A fleet boat of the Navy, with most of her fighting capability intact! And you'd take her back to Pearl, I don't believe it!

Yeoman 1st Class Mueller: Ensign Cartwright, with all due respect to your rank, may I say I think you're an ass?

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Runaway Brain

1995

(Mickey is completely strapped into a chair.) Mickey Mouse: Talk about your iron clad contract.

Dr Frankenollie: Julius, Julius, baby, Daddy's found you a brand new brain. Mickey Mouse: Wait! You're not r-r-really gonna -- Dr Frankenollie: Put your brain in his body? (Buzz!) That's right!

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Runaway

1984

Ramsay: Congratulations, guys, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper.

Luther: Drop it, sucker!

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Runaways

2004/I

Andy: You wanna be my friend? Help me score some fuckin crack!

Tony Perez: One step at a time.

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Runnin' at Midnite

2001

Officer Izzy: "Carlos, listen to me. I know about Roman and all. There isn't anything you can do about that, you hear me? He died of a disease, Carlos. A disease called gangbanging. Ever hear of it?"

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Running Cool

1993

Bear: I feel like a turd in a punchbowl...

Bear: What YOU'RE gonna do to THEM with THAT, ain't SHIT compared to what I'M gonna do to YOU with THIS .

Bubba: Look! It's a couple of them Hell's Angels!

Bear: How would you like to have this pig up your ass? Sheriff: Pig up the ass... Two Hundred Fifty dollars !

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Rupan sansei: Fma ichizoku no inb

1987

Inspector Zenigata: Well, go ahead! Dig to your hearts content! This is government land and any gold you find will be turned over to the treasury department and used to reduce my taxes!

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Rupert's Land

1998

(as the two get to train tracks after a long walk in the jungle) Rupert: How far? Dale: In what hours or miles. Rupert: Calories.

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Rush Limbaugh

1992

Rush Limbaugh: This is Rush Limbaugh, coming to you with talent on loan from God!

Rush Limbaugh: I'm your host, Rush Limbaugh, with half my brain tied behind my back - just to make it fair.

Rush Limbaugh: I'm your host, a harmless little fuzz-ball.

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Rush

1991

Kristen: It's a fine, Dodd.

Gaines: You came real close this time, Sancho.

Willie Red: Either she fix, or she don't walk out of here.

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Russell Simmons Presents Def Poetry

2002

(repeated Line) Mos Def: Oh, shit, it's Russell Simmons.

(repeated line) Mos Def: Are you ready for some poetry, motherfuckers?

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Russian Terminator

1989

Russian Ninja: You are my enemy. You have seen my face, then you must die. But I don't like to kill a woman.

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Rutland Weekend Television

1975

Johnny Cash: (Singing to the tune of 'Folsom Prison Blues') I hear the teacups rattle, hear the mighty hoover roar, I'm always washing dishes, or polishing the floor, I'm stuck in Mrs Fletcher's...

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Ryan

2004

(first lines) Chris: Hi, my name is Chris and I'm here to explain some things.

(last lines) Ryan: Spare change? Thank you, sir, you're very kind.

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S Club 7 in Hollywood

2001

Dean Strickland: Bust a move, raise a roof. Jon Lee: It's bust a shape. Dean Strickland: Oh.

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S Club Seeing Double

2003

Bradley: (Badly clone has lifted Tins shirt slightly to reveal her belly button) Look at that, a built-in M&M holder!

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S*P*Y*S

1974

Griff, Bruland: Oh, we don't know what's comin' tomorrow... Maybe it's trouble and sorrow... But we'll travel the road... Sharin' our load... Side by side... You take it, brother... Through all kinds of weatherrrrr... Did You hear that, Lord? Whether the sky should fall... Whether the skyyyyy should fallllll... Just as long as we're together... It doesn't matter at all...

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Saathiya

2002

Chandraprakash Sharma: Boy, if you hadn't come in the marriage party I would have kneaded you like dough.

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Sabrina's Secret Life

2003

Salem: I'm not your pet. I just live here.

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Sacrifice

2000/I (TV)

Tyler Pierce: So what's the bad news? Agent Gottfried: You're the bad news.

Agent Hildebrandt: Don't tell me you memorize tire tread patterns? Agent Gottfried: What else am I going to do on a Saturday night?

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Saenghwalui balgyeon

2002

Seon-young: Even though it's difficult to be a human being, let's not turn into monsters.

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Safe at Home!

1962

Hutch Lawton: (repeated) Mickey Mantle! Roger Maris! Gosh! Gee!

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Safe House

1998/I

Mace: What sort of name is 'Andi' for a girl? Andi: It's short for Andrea. What sort of name is 'Mace'? Mace: It's short for 'in your face'!

Andi: Here's the deal: no clothes, no mail. Mace: No, here's the deal. I'll get my own mail, you go fuck yourself!

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A Safe Place

1971

Magician: Last night... in my sleep... I dreamed that I was sleeping. And in this sleep, I dreamed that I had awaken to find the world asleep.

Mitch: Do you know why I like you, Noah? Because you're simple-minded.

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Sahara Hare

1955

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up Doc? You with the sideshow around here? Yosemite Sam: I'm no Doc, ya flea-bitten varmint! I'm Riff-Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raft! Bugs Bunny: Your slip is showing.

Bugs Bunny: Yoo hoo! Mr A-rab!

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Sailor Beware

1952

Melvin Jones: Why, I was fighting Gene Tierney once, and... Al Crowthers: Wait a minute! Don't you mean Gene Tunney? Melvin Jones: (shouts) You fight who you want, I'll fight who I want!

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Sailor Beware

1956

Henry Hornett: (hearing Emma sob from behind the door) Has she been listining! Let me get out of here while I'm still alive!

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Saint Sinner

2002 (TV)

Priest: God has chosen you. Tomas: Then he has chosen wrong.

Nakir: Your satisfaction is guaranteed!

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Saints and Sinners

1994

Big Boy: She ain't no angel.

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Saiyu-ki

1960

DeeDee: Take me with you! Alakazam: It's no place for women. Besides, magicians don't like girls. They saw them in half!

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Saiyki

1978

Monkey: (after finding out that Buddha was female) I always thought Buddha was a fella!

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Sakura Killers

1987

Knife-Wielding Thug: Well, you guys are dead...

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Sale of the Century

1971

(intro to show) John Benson: And now, from Norwich... (drum roll) John Benson: It's the Quiz of the Week!

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Sale of the Century

1983

Jim Perry: Going once... Going twice!

(John Harlan's description of a watch on the last show) Announcer: It also tells time...

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Sally and Angela

2001

Angela: Who goes to a hit in a bright green car?

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Salome

1953

Commander Claudius: Why waste a slave? Pontius Pilate: Why not? The world's full of them.

Queen Herodias: The desperate can only survive by taking desperate measures.

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Sam Whiskey

1969

Narrator: General Sherman said, "War is hell." "Worse than that," Sam said, "The pay's bad."

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Samantha Fox: Making Music

1987 (V)

Samantha Fox: I want people to know that I am human.

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Samantha Mumba and Aaron Carter In Concert

2001 (TV)

Aaron Carter: I'm nervous. I don't know why.

Nick: You know I respect you? Aaron: I don't respect you. Nick: I'm just joking.

Aaron Carter: We can't do no 'Gettin' Jiggy With It'!

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Sammy's Dilemma

2003

Raleigh: Why don't ya just skiddadle. I got some porn I could loan ya for awhile. Might help get your mind off the dame. Sammy: No thanks, I got all the porn I need. Raleigh: You must be in love. A real man can never get enough porn.

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Sampo

1959

Troll: (Ilmarinen hammers a viking ship out of molten iron, greatly distressing Louhi's trolls) What is to become of us?

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Sam's Song

1969

Vito: It's been twelve years since I had a mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwich. Now that's what I call cruel and unusual punishment.

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Samson and Delilah

1949

Samson: The oldest trick in the world. Silk trap, baited with a woman. Delilah: You know a better bait, Samson? Men *always* respond.

Saran of Gaza: He was not captured by force of arms, but by their softness.

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Samurai Spirits

1993 (VG)

(ending quote) Hattori Hanzo: My life is a desert, my mind a void. Happy thoughts, huh?

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Samy y yo

2002

La madre de Samy: Con l siempre fue as, tiene problemas. En segundo grado del shule, tena que hacer de abeja, y no saba cmo mover las alitas... Abeja reina! La ms importante de todas! Oportunidades tuvo en la vida, no las supo aprovechar... ^

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San daikaij: Chikyu saidai no kessen

1964

Shobijin: Oh Godzilla, such terrible language!

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San Francisco International

1970 (TV)

Jim Conrad: My job, my way.

Ross Edwards: I said the wheel felt mushy!

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San Giovanni - L'apocalisse

2002 (TV)

St. John/Teophilus: Do not be afraid of the truth, if you don't want to be a slave. Valerius: The truth will kill you! St. John/Teophilus: It will set you free.

John: God will always win, friends. His victory over evil is the root of our faith.

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Sand Country

2003

Rick DeLeon: I met the devil when I was a child.

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Sand Trap

1998

Jack Greeley: I'm doing my best! Margo Yeager: That's what I'm afraid of.

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Sanitarium

1998 (VG)

Dr Jacob Morgan: You've always been your own worst enemy.

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