Film Dialogue 25
(Dr Ashton is horrified to discover Elizabeth has turned monster, killing Stella:) Dr Gregory Ashton: Stella! STELLA! Elizabeth Warren/The Monster: Your Marlon Brando needs work, Doctor.
Miranda Frayle: I am leaving; I am taking the 11 o'clock train. Nigel: No, you can't do that! Miranda Frayle: Why? Nigel: It's a terrible train. You have to change twice!
Peter: There are two Girl Guides in the shrubbery
Relax... It's Just Sex
Sarina Classer: I am an African-American lesbian woman. I have strength, I have pride, and I have ways of tricking lying, two-timing bitches into telling the truth!
Vincey Sauris: Stop being such a faghag! Tara Ricotto: *You* stop being a fag, I'll stop being a faghag!
Remember the Night
John Sargent: You threw a lighted match into the wastebasket?! Lee Leander: Well I wasn't aiming for the spittoon. John Sargent: You know that's called arson? Lee Leander: No! I thought that was when you bit somebody!
Remembering Roman Holiday
Gregory Peck: I always felt every time someone sent me a comedy script, that Cary Grant had seen it first and had turned it down.
Introduction: He was a cop, and good at his job. But then he committed the ultimate sin and testified against other cops - gone bad. Cops who tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter - a RENEGADE!
Ben: Jaz, why are you wearing the Ice Queen's dress? Jason: I swapped it for my Rejects kit, but that was one amazing party! Ben: I didn't HAVE A PARTY! Jason: Oh yeah? What do ya call people dancing around in ya house all night Ben: ... A PARTY!
Male Narrator: When we can control others it makes us feel we have more control over our own lives.
Replicant: Calm the fuck down! The Torch: No more phone calls.
Helene: Why did you throw Michael's things away? Carole: They don't belong there.
Paul: Can I be alone?
Steven: You don't get it do you... you go when they WANT you to go... not when you choose.
Dew ragged white street performer: Welcome to New York. If you can make it here, you'll fail anywhere else.
Quentin Crisp: I'm a sad person's idea of a gay person.
Edwin: "You're sittin' here, enjoyin' New Years, not a care in the world and then WHAM! Somebody steps in and says, 'time to suffer'. That's not me. That's God or whatever the hell's up there."
Tommy Corrales: I don't know what's worse about being gay... Not being able to talk to my father, or *having* to talk to my mother about what handbag goes with her shoes.
Retorno a Aztln
Motecuzoma: I'll become the sun that shines upon the earth.
Retro Puppet Master
Andre Toulon: Ilsa, this is Cyclops, Blade, Dr, Death, Drill Sergeant, Pinhead, and Six-Shooter.
Latout: Now, there's a diplomatic answer. (laughs)
Vigo: To do? Well, since there is neither a bribe nor a loose moral, Mademoiselle, attatched to the complaint, I suspect they'll do nothing.
Frank: Women. Can't live with them, can't blow their heads off.
Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis
Random Zombie: Send more security guards!
Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave
Skeet: Listen, if you can't trust your drug dealer, who can you trust? Huh?
Return to Boggy Creek
Bruno: One day I'll beat you kids at fishin'! One day I'll beat you good! You and your secret formula...
Return to Eden
Tara Welles: I need an agent. Someone who can get me on the cover of Vogue in six months.
Return to Innocence
Jim: Once you're accused of molesting a child, there simply is no return to innocence.
A Return to Salem's Lot
Van Meer: I'm not a Nazi hunter. I'm a Nazi killer!
Returning Mickey Stern
Young Harry: Watersnakes!
Korse: It's one of your suitors; he asks you to come out, and he'll give you good advice. Reve-enka: What color is his fur? Korse: Oh, pretty and gray... (sotto voce:) Not to be trusted!
(repeated line) Vicky Mayerson: Never trust a man after midnight.
Reverend Billy: Stop shopping! Broadway has turned into the Mall of America!
Dr Charlotte Woods: Being a Doctor is the hardest job known to man - if you're a woman!
Revolt of the Zombies
Ignacio MacDonald: You've done a terrible thing to her. Armand Louque: Is it so terrible to fight for and to get the one thing in this world that you want? Ignacio MacDonald: Not if you played a gentleman's game. Armand Louque: I don't like sermons. Ignacio MacDonald: Nor, perhaps, the truth?
Lord Hampton: Daisy McConnahay! You Traitorous Bitch!
Lord Hampton: Your daughters are whores, madam. All of them. Whores.
A Rhapsody in Black and Blue
Wife: All you *have* got is an ear for music, and a nose for pork chops!
Bugs Bunny: (the phone rings in the middle of the piece, Bugs picks it up) Eh, what's up, Doc? Who... ? Franz Liszt? Never heard of him... Wrong number. (Hangs up)
(repeated line) Carlton: Hello, this is Carlton your doorman.
Carlton: Drinking doesn't cause hangovers; stopping drinking causes hangovers.
Rhona Campbell: Lisa, just because I'm a lesbian, I don't have to be deep.
Rhythm and Weep
Moe: Take off your clothes Curly: Parden me? Moe: I said take off your clothes Curly: What? How dare you? I don't even know your name. Moe: The names Mike Lippincranz. Now off come the clothes.
Loanshark: She ain't no good for ya.
Rich and Strange
(first lines) Fred Hill: Hello Em. Emily Hill: Hello Fred. I think you'll like me in this dress when it's done. Oh, have you broken your umbrella?
Corine: They're too old to play "Doctor" and too young to do anything else.
Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile of Me
Richard Jeni: (his slogan to fight anti-Americanism) America - 20 Million Illegal Immigrants Can't Be Wrong!
Richard Pryor Here and Now
Richard Pryor: When I was on vacation in Africa, I went out in the country. Where you see some lions and shit. I'm talking about real lions, not them kind you be fucking with in the zoo. Hey, lion, motherfucker.
Richie Rich's Christmas Wish
Richie Rich: Now I've done it. I've ruined Christmas for everyone in two lifetimes.
Sergeant Mooney: I would never work for someone who would cancel Christmas!
BusinessTalk Anchor: Facade's corporate status is no joke, either. Last year the Wall Street Journal reported the company's earnings at 140 zillion dollars. (pause) I'm sorry, that can't be right.
Ride a Crooked Trail
Tessa Milotte: Teeler is interested in that bank, and so am I. When I learn how this town works, he'll ride in with ten men, and do what you'd like to do. Joe Maybe: You're still talkin' about the bank? Tessa Milotte: Nothing else. Joe Maybe: When you write to Teeler, tell him I got here first. And I'm not just talkin' about the bank!
Ride, Tenderfoot, Ride
(Walker shows Gene and Frog their new executive offices) Henry Walker: Well, boys, what do you think of it. Gene Autry: I'd feel a lot more at home down in the stockyard. Frog Milhouse: Well, me too. I-I don't like being cooped up. You're liable to get hydrophobia or something.
Ride the Pink Horse
Pancho: Knife is good. Is more easy to fix. I got knifed three times. When you're young, everybody sticks knife in you.
Gagin: I'm nobody's friend. The man with no place.
Jose Esqueda: Can you imagine a smile on Barton's face? Rio: It's the only place where a smile could be ugly.
Riders of the Purple Sage
Lassiter: You'd best be calling on that god that reveals himself to you on earth, 'cause you won't be seeing him where you're going.
Riding the Bus with My Sister
Beth Simon: Love just happens.
Beth Simon: You're the hippopotamus!
Beth Simon: Toilet seat assistance in row number one, thank you!
Riding with Death
Leonard Driscoll: You're as elusive as Robert Denby!
Sam Casey: That Abby, she's some gal.
Sam Casey: Leonard, I hear you've grown quite a mustache since I've been away!
(Hammer, annoyed with a bar hustler, sends him crashing into a table) Bar proprietor: You shouldn't do that, Mr Hammer. It gives the place a bad reputation. Dan Hammer: You mean a worse reputation.
Dan Hammer: Guys around bars talk. Anything you can find out will be worth fifty. Maxine Manning: No thanks. That wouldn't keep me in aspirin.
Dishwasher 2: The good will cry and the evil will laugh. That's what they say!
Helmer: Danish scum!
Lars von Trier: Next time, prepare to take the good with the evil.
Man from Haiti: What do you want me to do? Helmer: Do like we do in Sweden: bribe somebody!
Rigtigt menneske, Et
P: I am a real human being.
(repeated line) Various Characters: The command is in my/your hands!
(repeated line) Baron Von Clawdeitz: Baron Von Clawdeitz flies again!
Sun-ju: You have given birth to something haven't you?
Betty Sweetheart: No one wants to hear you, you mother clucker!
R.I.O.T.: The Movie
Victor Rizzo: Fear believes that the absolute worst will happen; faith believes the absolute best will happen.
Rites of Passage
Campbell Farraday: Billy's dead, he died a year ago. I guess he didn't fight it much or take is meds or something, because you can beat it now if you try - I just gotta think he didn't try.
Rituals and Resolutions
Arno: Why? Larry: Because I'd rather have an injured eagle, then a healthy pigeon.
Sequin: He trusts me. Beauvais: He must have learned about women in kindergarten.
Dan Corrigan: Stevie, behave yourself or I'm going to give you the worst spanking of your life. Stephanie: I might even like that.
River of Love
Mother Amma: Service to the needy is Service to God.
Rivolta degli schiavi, La
Vibio: (to Claudia who's come to watch his flogging) Ah, mistress, why don't you come closer? It's hard to see blood drawn from that distance.
Alfonso Carrasco: (about Chespi's pregnacy) It's not like she got my nuts in a glass jar! Danny Pacheco: She got one of them. Raymo Serrano: But you still got one left.
Angry kid: Bugger. I'm lost.
Lily: Well, I'm Lil Stevens, the new entertainer from Chicago. Right now I'd like to sleep. Pete: Oh. The new equipment.
Sam: Hey, Susie! What do you think of this one? She's somethin', isn't she? Susie: If you like the sound of gravel.
Susie: She does more without a voice than anybody I've ever heard!
Clint: Living is the key to all knowledge.
Marla: I was abducted by aliens once - at least I think I was - there was this weekend when I was about 18 years old that I don't remember nothing about.
Cynthia Carson: I'd tell you to get a room if you didn't already have one.
Josh: Oh, we are *so* hunting spiders in Belize!
James: Go *big* or go *home*!
James Orlando: It's not that i have a problem with authority, it's usually authority has a problem with me.
Road to Albertane
Ike: I'm puff broccoli!
Ike: 'Ello, I'm Ringo, and I'm a drummer... I'm Puff Ringo! Puff Ringo!
Road to Rio
Scat Sweeney: Swine! Hot Lips Barton: Pig! Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine. Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!
Road to Singapore
Joshua Mallon IV: You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun.
Ace Lannigan: I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.
Road to Zanzibar
Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: (Cannibal burps) Must've been someone he ate.
Travis Redfish: Why is my life so much harder than everybody else's?!
Travis Redfish: Better a Redfish than a Deadfish.
Various persons: Everything will work out, if you let it.
B. B. Muldoone: Uh oh. Travis has a brainlock.
Robbie Williams Live at Knebworth
Robbie Williams: Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!
Robby the Rascal
(from the English Dub) Horton the Third: Gah! Dirty Russians! Dirty Americans! Suya: Well now he's offended everybody!
Theo Bruner: Rape is only painful if you're at the wrong end of it.
Roberto Carlos em Ritmo de Aventura
Girl: What kind of girls do you like? Roberto: The ones who dig cod snacks. Pierre: Another movie where I die in the end...
Robin Hood e i pirati
Jonathan Brooks: Lips such as yours would dim the fire of the best of rubies.
Robinson Crusoe on Mars
Draper: How Long have you had these things on? Friday: Sixty-two years. Draper: How old are you? Friday: Seventy eight.
Draper: Mr Echo, go to hell!
Draper: Friday, you're gonna learn English if I have to sit on your chest for two months.
(mourning the loss of Crusoe's dog, Skipper) Man Friday: Skipper go to Crusoe's God? Robinson Crusoe: No. Dogs don't have mortal souls. Only men have mortal souls. Man Friday: Too bad. Good dog.
Alexander: (to Achilles) I kill you already! (taps head) In here!
Alexander: Crash and burn. Achilles: Lets just be Jox.
(Sanchez has a gun to Goodknight's eye) Gody Sanchez: Say good night, Goodknight. (shoots him)
Bugs Bunny: Thank you so very much for the dahnse. You dahnse devinely.
Rock & Roll Back to School Special
Oswald Lee Harvey: Do women ever explode? Lewis Michealangelo Kiniski: My dad says yeah but it takes forever.
Rock Bottom: From Hell to Redemption
Craig Veytia: The truth can set him free.
Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever
(While listening to the Eradicators perform during a school dance) Whitney: That band is playing the strangest music. Who hired them? Bob: You did, sweetums.
Rock the Boat
Coach: Worst case scenario? We all die.
Rocket Attack, U.S.A.
Tannah: Last month I became the mistress of the secretary of defense. When the pig gets drunk, he talks. John Manston: What a setup!
Interviewer: What else do you like? Mads Tunebjerg: Playing the electric bass, smoking cigarettes and wearing denim.
Daffy Duck: (narrating) Like all criminals, he had an elaborate alibi prepared. George "Mother" Machree: I didn't do nothing... I didn't do nothing! Like I said, I didn't do nothing!
Harry: From this distance it would only appear a mere speck. Major Corrigan: A mere speck? *Texas* a mere speck?
Floyd: I've been wondering, how did a girl like you get mixed up in a thing like this in the first place. Dr Lisa Van Horn: I suppose you think that women should only cook and sew and bear children. Floyd: Isn't that enough?
Dr Light: I wonder who brought you here... (hears whistle) This whistle... it must have been Protoman!
Dr Wily: You have betrayed me, Protoman... I'm gonna break you, Megaman!
Rockman DASH 2
Teasel Bonne: We are pirates, not barbarians! We will let them keep the toilet paper!
Tron Bonne: Hey you! Thanks to you, everything's ruined! Megaman: Aren't you the girl who was being chased by that dog? Tron Bonne: Shut up!
Rockman X Command Mission
Zero: (to Botos) You talk too much. Who are you, anyway?
Axl: Just the thought of wiping the floor with those mavericks makes my trigger finger itch Alia: Axl!
Rocky Jones, Space Ranger
(said of the evil Cleolanta, the suzerain of Ophicius) Rocky Jones: Even the possession of an astrophone set is punishable by death.
Secretary of Space Drake: Space rangers and traitors - they don't go together!
Rocky Mountain Mystery
Deputy Tex Murdock: Be sure that somebody don't talk you into paroling that gang. Especially that Chinaman! He made a lot of threats against me if I had only understood 'em.
Flora Ballard: Well, don't let her pull the wool over your eyes. Larry Sutton: Maybe I like wool pulled over my eyes.
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