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Rejuvenatrix

1988

(Dr Ashton is horrified to discover Elizabeth has turned monster, killing Stella:) Dr Gregory Ashton: Stella! STELLA! Elizabeth Warren/The Monster: Your Marlon Brando needs work, Doctor.

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Relative Values

2000

Miranda Frayle: I am leaving; I am taking the 11 o'clock train. Nigel: No, you can't do that! Miranda Frayle: Why? Nigel: It's a terrible train. You have to change twice!

Peter: There are two Girl Guides in the shrubbery

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Relax... It's Just Sex

1998

Sarina Classer: I am an African-American lesbian woman. I have strength, I have pride, and I have ways of tricking lying, two-timing bitches into telling the truth!

Vincey Sauris: Stop being such a faghag! Tara Ricotto: *You* stop being a fag, I'll stop being a faghag!

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Remember the Night

1940

John Sargent: You threw a lighted match into the wastebasket?! Lee Leander: Well I wasn't aiming for the spittoon. John Sargent: You know that's called arson? Lee Leander: No! I thought that was when you bit somebody!

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Remembering Roman Holiday

2002 (V)

Gregory Peck: I always felt every time someone sent me a comedy script, that Cary Grant had seen it first and had turned it down.

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Renegade

1992

Introduction: He was a cop, and good at his job. But then he committed the ultimate sin and testified against other cops - gone bad. Cops who tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter - a RENEGADE!

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Renford Rejects

1998

Ben: Jaz, why are you wearing the Ice Queen's dress? Jason: I swapped it for my Rejects kit, but that was one amazing party! Ben: I didn't HAVE A PARTY! Jason: Oh yeah? What do ya call people dancing around in ya house all night Ben: ... A PARTY!

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Repetition Compulsion

1997

Male Narrator: When we can control others it makes us feel we have more control over our own lives.

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Replicant

2001

Replicant: Calm the fuck down! The Torch: No more phone calls.

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Repulsion

1965

Helene: Why did you throw Michael's things away? Carole: They don't belong there.

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Request

2002

Paul: Can I be alone?

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Requiem

2001/I

Steven: You don't get it do you... you go when they WANT you to go... not when you choose.

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Resident Alien

1990

Dew ragged white street performer: Welcome to New York. If you can make it here, you'll fail anywhere else.

Quentin Crisp: I'm a sad person's idea of a gay person.

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Resolution

2001

Edwin: "You're sittin' here, enjoyin' New Years, not a care in the world and then WHAM! Somebody steps in and says, 'time to suffer'. That's not me. That's God or whatever the hell's up there."

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Resurrection Blvd.

2000

Tommy Corrales: I don't know what's worse about being gay... Not being able to talk to my father, or *having* to talk to my mother about what handbag goes with her shoes.

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Retorno a Aztln

1991

Motecuzoma: I'll become the sun that shines upon the earth.

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Retro Puppet Master

1999

Andre Toulon: Ilsa, this is Cyclops, Blade, Dr, Death, Drill Sergeant, Pinhead, and Six-Shooter.

Latout: Now, there's a diplomatic answer. (laughs)

Vigo: To do? Well, since there is neither a bribe nor a loose moral, Mademoiselle, attatched to the complaint, I suspect they'll do nothing.

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Retroactive

1997

Frank: Women. Can't live with them, can't blow their heads off.

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Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis

2005

Random Zombie: Send more security guards!

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Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave

2005

Skeet: Listen, if you can't trust your drug dealer, who can you trust? Huh?

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Return to Boggy Creek

1977

Bruno: One day I'll beat you kids at fishin'! One day I'll beat you good! You and your secret formula...

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Return to Eden

1983 (mini)

Tara Welles: I need an agent. Someone who can get me on the cover of Vogue in six months.

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Return to Innocence

2001

Jim: Once you're accused of molesting a child, there simply is no return to innocence.

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A Return to Salem's Lot

1987

Van Meer: I'm not a Nazi hunter. I'm a Nazi killer!

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Returning Mickey Stern

2002

Young Harry: Watersnakes!

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Reve-enka

1962

Korse: It's one of your suitors; he asks you to come out, and he'll give you good advice. Reve-enka: What color is his fur? Korse: Oh, pretty and gray... (sotto voce:) Not to be trusted!

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Revenge

2000

(repeated line) Vicky Mayerson: Never trust a man after midnight.

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Reverend Billy

2000 (TV)

Reverend Billy: Stop shopping! Broadway has turned into the Mall of America!

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Reversals

2003 (TV)

Dr Charlotte Woods: Being a Doctor is the hardest job known to man - if you're a woman!

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Revolt of the Zombies

1936

Ignacio MacDonald: You've done a terrible thing to her. Armand Louque: Is it so terrible to fight for and to get the one thing in this world that you want? Ignacio MacDonald: Not if you played a gentleman's game. Armand Louque: I don't like sermons. Ignacio MacDonald: Nor, perhaps, the truth?

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Revolution

1985

Lord Hampton: Daisy McConnahay! You Traitorous Bitch!

Lord Hampton: Your daughters are whores, madam. All of them. Whores.

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A Rhapsody in Black and Blue

1932

Wife: All you *have* got is an ear for music, and a nose for pork chops!

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Rhapsody Rabbit

1946

Bugs Bunny: (the phone rings in the middle of the piece, Bugs picks it up) Eh, what's up, Doc? Who... ? Franz Liszt? Never heard of him... Wrong number. (Hangs up)

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Rhoda

1974

(repeated line) Carlton: Hello, this is Carlton your doorman.

Carlton: Drinking doesn't cause hangovers; stopping drinking causes hangovers.

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Rhona

2000

Rhona Campbell: Lisa, just because I'm a lesbian, I don't have to be deep.

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Rhythm and Weep

1946

Moe: Take off your clothes Curly: Parden me? Moe: I said take off your clothes Curly: What? How dare you? I don't even know your name. Moe: The names Mike Lippincranz. Now off come the clothes.

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R.I.C.C.O.

2002

Loanshark: She ain't no good for ya.

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Rich and Strange

1931

(first lines) Fred Hill: Hello Em. Emily Hill: Hello Fred. I think you'll like me in this dress when it's done. Oh, have you broken your umbrella?

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Rich Kids

1979

Corine: They're too old to play "Doctor" and too young to do anything else.

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Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile of Me

2005 (TV)

Richard Jeni: (his slogan to fight anti-Americanism) America - 20 Million Illegal Immigrants Can't Be Wrong!

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Richard Pryor Here and Now

1983

Richard Pryor: When I was on vacation in Africa, I went out in the country. Where you see some lions and shit. I'm talking about real lions, not them kind you be fucking with in the zoo. Hey, lion, motherfucker.

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Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

1998 (V)

Richie Rich: Now I've done it. I've ruined Christmas for everyone in two lifetimes.

Sergeant Mooney: I would never work for someone who would cancel Christmas!

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Rick

2003

BusinessTalk Anchor: Facade's corporate status is no joke, either. Last year the Wall Street Journal reported the company's earnings at 140 zillion dollars. (pause) I'm sorry, that can't be right.

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Ride a Crooked Trail

1958

Tessa Milotte: Teeler is interested in that bank, and so am I. When I learn how this town works, he'll ride in with ten men, and do what you'd like to do. Joe Maybe: You're still talkin' about the bank? Tessa Milotte: Nothing else. Joe Maybe: When you write to Teeler, tell him I got here first. And I'm not just talkin' about the bank!

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Ride, Tenderfoot, Ride

1940

(Walker shows Gene and Frog their new executive offices) Henry Walker: Well, boys, what do you think of it. Gene Autry: I'd feel a lot more at home down in the stockyard. Frog Milhouse: Well, me too. I-I don't like being cooped up. You're liable to get hydrophobia or something.

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Ride the Pink Horse

1947

Pancho: Knife is good. Is more easy to fix. I got knifed three times. When you're young, everybody sticks knife in you.

Gagin: I'm nobody's friend. The man with no place.

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Ride, Vaquero!

1953

Jose Esqueda: Can you imagine a smile on Barton's face? Rio: It's the only place where a smile could be ugly.

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Riders of the Purple Sage

1996 (TV)

Lassiter: You'd best be calling on that god that reveals himself to you on earth, 'cause you won't be seeing him where you're going.

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Riding the Bus with My Sister

2005 (TV)

Beth Simon: Love just happens.

Beth Simon: You're the hippopotamus!

Beth Simon: Toilet seat assistance in row number one, thank you!

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Riding with Death

1976 (TV)

Leonard Driscoll: You're as elusive as Robert Denby!

Sam Casey: That Abby, she's some gal.

Sam Casey: Leonard, I hear you've grown quite a mustache since I've been away!

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Riffraff

1947

(Hammer, annoyed with a bar hustler, sends him crashing into a table) Bar proprietor: You shouldn't do that, Mr Hammer. It gives the place a bad reputation. Dan Hammer: You mean a worse reputation.

Dan Hammer: Guys around bars talk. Anything you can find out will be worth fifty. Maxine Manning: No thanks. That wouldn't keep me in aspirin.

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Riget

1994 (mini)

Dishwasher 2: The good will cry and the evil will laugh. That's what they say!

Helmer: Danish scum!

Lars von Trier: Next time, prepare to take the good with the evil.

Man from Haiti: What do you want me to do? Helmer: Do like we do in Sweden: bribe somebody!

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Rigtigt menneske, Et

2001

P: I am a real human being.

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Ring Raiders

1989

(repeated line) Various Characters: The command is in my/your hands!

(repeated line) Baron Von Clawdeitz: Baron Von Clawdeitz flies again!

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Ring

1999

Sun-ju: You have given birth to something haven't you?

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Ringtone Blues

(2004)

Betty Sweetheart: No one wants to hear you, you mother clucker!

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R.I.O.T.: The Movie

1996 (V)

Victor Rizzo: Fear believes that the absolute worst will happen; faith believes the absolute best will happen.

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Rites of Passage

1999

Campbell Farraday: Billy's dead, he died a year ago. I guess he didn't fight it much or take is meds or something, because you can beat it now if you try - I just gotta think he didn't try.

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Rituals and Resolutions

1999

Arno: Why? Larry: Because I'd rather have an injured eagle, then a healthy pigeon.

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River Lady

1948

Sequin: He trusts me. Beauvais: He must have learned about women in kindergarten.

Dan Corrigan: Stevie, behave yourself or I'm going to give you the worst spanking of your life. Stephanie: I might even like that.

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River of Love

1999 (V)

Mother Amma: Service to the needy is Service to God.

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Rivolta degli schiavi, La

1961

Vibio: (to Claudia who's come to watch his flogging) Ah, mistress, why don't you come closer? It's hard to see blood drawn from that distance.

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Road Dogz

2000

Alfonso Carrasco: (about Chespi's pregnacy) It's not like she got my nuts in a glass jar! Danny Pacheco: She got one of them. Raymo Serrano: But you still got one left.

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Road Hog

1999

Angry kid: Bugger. I'm lost.

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Road House

1948

Lily: Well, I'm Lil Stevens, the new entertainer from Chicago. Right now I'd like to sleep. Pete: Oh. The new equipment.

Sam: Hey, Susie! What do you think of this one? She's somethin', isn't she? Susie: If you like the sound of gravel.

Susie: She does more without a voice than anybody I've ever heard!

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Road-Kill U.S.A.

1993

Clint: Living is the key to all knowledge.

Marla: I was abducted by aliens once - at least I think I was - there was this weekend when I was about 18 years old that I don't remember nothing about.

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Road Rage

1999 (TV)

Cynthia Carson: I'd tell you to get a room if you didn't already have one.

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Road Rules

1994

Josh: Oh, we are *so* hunting spiders in Belize!

James: Go *big* or go *home*!

James Orlando: It's not that i have a problem with authority, it's usually authority has a problem with me.

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Road to Albertane

1998

Ike: I'm puff broccoli!

Ike: 'Ello, I'm Ringo, and I'm a drummer... I'm Puff Ringo! Puff Ringo!

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Road to Rio

1947

Scat Sweeney: Swine! Hot Lips Barton: Pig! Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine. Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!

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Road to Singapore

1940

Joshua Mallon IV: You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun.

Ace Lannigan: I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.

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Road to Zanzibar

1941

Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: (Cannibal burps) Must've been someone he ate.

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Roadie

1980

Travis Redfish: Why is my life so much harder than everybody else's?!

Travis Redfish: Better a Redfish than a Deadfish.

Various persons: Everything will work out, if you let it.

B. B. Muldoone: Uh oh. Travis has a brainlock.

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Robbie Williams Live at Knebworth

2003 (TV)

Robbie Williams: Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

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Robby the Rascal

1985 (V)

(from the English Dub) Horton the Third: Gah! Dirty Russians! Dirty Americans! Suya: Well now he's offended everybody!

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Roberta Loved

2002

Theo Bruner: Rape is only painful if you're at the wrong end of it.

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Roberto Carlos em Ritmo de Aventura

1968

Girl: What kind of girls do you like? Roberto: The ones who dig cod snacks. Pierre: Another movie where I die in the end...

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Robin Hood e i pirati

1960

Jonathan Brooks: Lips such as yours would dim the fire of the best of rubies.

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Robinson Crusoe on Mars

1964

Draper: How Long have you had these things on? Friday: Sixty-two years. Draper: How old are you? Friday: Seventy eight.

Draper: Mr Echo, go to hell!

Draper: Friday, you're gonna learn English if I have to sit on your chest for two months.

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Robinson Crusoe

1997

(mourning the loss of Crusoe's dog, Skipper) Man Friday: Skipper go to Crusoe's God? Robinson Crusoe: No. Dogs don't have mortal souls. Only men have mortal souls. Man Friday: Too bad. Good dog.

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Robot Jox

1990

Alexander: (to Achilles) I kill you already! (taps head) In here!

Alexander: Crash and burn. Achilles: Lets just be Jox.

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Robot Ninja

1990

(Sanchez has a gun to Goodknight's eye) Gody Sanchez: Say good night, Goodknight. (shoots him)

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Robot Rabbit

1953

Bugs Bunny: Thank you so very much for the dahnse. You dahnse devinely.

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Rock & Roll Back to School Special

2001 (TV)

Oswald Lee Harvey: Do women ever explode? Lewis Michealangelo Kiniski: My dad says yeah but it takes forever.

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Rock Bottom: From Hell to Redemption

2004

Craig Veytia: The truth can set him free.

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Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever

1990

(While listening to the Eradicators perform during a school dance) Whitney: That band is playing the strangest music. Who hired them? Bob: You did, sweetums.

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Rock the Boat

1998

Coach: Worst case scenario? We all die.

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Rocket Attack, U.S.A.

1961

Tannah: Last month I became the mistress of the secretary of defense. When the pig gets drunk, he talks. John Manston: What a setup!

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Rocket Brothers

2003

Interviewer: What else do you like? Mads Tunebjerg: Playing the electric bass, smoking cigarettes and wearing denim.

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Rocket Squad

1956

Daffy Duck: (narrating) Like all criminals, he had an elaborate alibi prepared. George "Mother" Machree: I didn't do nothing... I didn't do nothing! Like I said, I didn't do nothing!

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Rocketship X-M

1950

Harry: From this distance it would only appear a mere speck. Major Corrigan: A mere speck? *Texas* a mere speck?

Floyd: I've been wondering, how did a girl like you get mixed up in a thing like this in the first place. Dr Lisa Van Horn: I suppose you think that women should only cook and sew and bear children. Floyd: Isn't that enough?

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Rockman 3

1990 (VG)

Dr Light: I wonder who brought you here... (hears whistle) This whistle... it must have been Protoman!

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Rockman 4

1991 (VG)

Dr Wily: You have betrayed me, Protoman... I'm gonna break you, Megaman!

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Rockman DASH 2

2000 (VG)

Teasel Bonne: We are pirates, not barbarians! We will let them keep the toilet paper!

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Rockman DASH

1997 (VG)

Tron Bonne: Hey you! Thanks to you, everything's ruined! Megaman: Aren't you the girl who was being chased by that dog? Tron Bonne: Shut up!

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Rockman X Command Mission

2004 (VG)

Zero: (to Botos) You talk too much. Who are you, anyway?

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Rockman X8

2004 (VG)

Axl: Just the thought of wiping the floor with those mavericks makes my trigger finger itch Alia: Axl!

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Rocky Jones, Space Ranger

1954

(said of the evil Cleolanta, the suzerain of Ophicius) Rocky Jones: Even the possession of an astrophone set is punishable by death.

Secretary of Space Drake: Space rangers and traitors - they don't go together!

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Rocky Mountain Mystery

1935

Deputy Tex Murdock: Be sure that somebody don't talk you into paroling that gang. Especially that Chinaman! He made a lot of threats against me if I had only understood 'em.

Flora Ballard: Well, don't let her pull the wool over your eyes. Larry Sutton: Maybe I like wool pulled over my eyes.

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Roger Ramjet

1965

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