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Wu xia qi gong zhu

1993

Snow White: Your Dad wants to dump you, he wants you to marry a Korean prince. The Koreans love beating their wives! At least nine times per day. A wife is shared among 6 to 7 brothers. 9 times 6 equals 63, So you'll be beaten 63 times per day!

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Wu Yen

2001

Wu Yen: I don't want it to be Wu Yen when it's bad, Yinchun when it's good.

Wu Yen: You know what I want.

Emperor Qi: You ugly people are persistent.

Emperor from another kingdom: Don't think we won't slap you silly.

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WUSA

1970

Rheinhardt: I'm a survivor. Ain't that great?

Farley: (putting on a facade as a preacher) Is there anything I can do for you, brother? Rheinhardt: Yeah, Farley. You owe me fifty bucks. Farley: Cool it, Reinhardt!

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WWE Confidential

2002

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: If you see and hear it here, it's Confidential!

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WWE Royal Rumble

2005 (TV)

Jon Heidenreich: Snitsky! Gene Snitsky: Heidenreich! Jon Heidenreich: I don't like coffins! Gene Snitsky: Neither do I! But I like you John! Jon Heidenreich: And I like you Gene! Jon Heidenreich: But I still don't like coffins!

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WWE Wrestlemania XX

2004 (TV)

Mae Young: Let me show you my puppies! Bobby Heenan: (frantic) Believe me, they're barking.

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WWF Armageddon

2000 (V)

Jim Ross: (Val Venis put his arms around Ivory) That's where she belongs - in his arm pit!

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WWF Breakdown: In Your House

1998 (V)

Mankind: (referring to a Rock interview) Sugar Coated testes, is that a new breakfast cereal?

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Wyrd Sisters

1996 (TV)

Granny Weatherwax: I don't hold with looking at the future... But now I think the future's looking at me. And I don't like its expression.

Granny Weatherwax: People will come looking. Serious people. Serious-looking. Pull-down-the-walls-and-set-fire-to-the-thatch looking.

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X Fire

2000 (VG)

John G. Connors (Ash) : Are you ready for some good ol' fashion ass kickin'?

John G. Connors (Ash) : Concentrate. That's an order.

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X-Men Legends

2004 (VG)

Professor Charles Xavier: What do you say, Alison Crestmere? Would you consider joining our team? Magma: Yes! Yes! I'd love to! Do I get a cool code name? Wolverine: How about "Pebbles"? Storm: Oh, hush, Logan.

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X

1963

Dr James Xavier: I'm blind to all but a tenth of the universe. Dr Sam Brant: My dear friend, only the gods see everything. Dr James Xavier: My dear doctor, I'm closing in on the gods.

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Xiaolin Showdown

2003

Omi: This is most embarrassing.

Omi: Master Fung is most wise.

Dojo: Gong Yi Tan Pai! Jack Spicer: What? Dojo: It means: ready, set, go.

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XPW Hardcore Conception!

1999 (V)

Johnny Webb: This isn't for "Cops" is it? Because I was acquitted of that other stuff from before and that woman got her shoes back.

Johnny Webb: There's nothing shameful about being white trash, you know? It just shows that I have pride in how low of a human being I am.

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Xtracurricular

2003

Jason: She's scary dude.

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XXXL: The John Holmes Story

2000 (V)

unknown: The trick to being a male performer is to get up, get in, get out, get off.

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Yao a yao yao dao waipo qiao

1995

Liu Tang: Women's business is nothing but wind. Men's business, no matter how small, is important.

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Yellowstone Kelly

1959

(Major Towns has proposed a fool-hardy plan of attack) Sergeant: The Major is in a hurry to get buried on a Montana mountain.

Yellowstone Kelly: Yeah, he said he was gonna cross the Yellowstone and jump the Sioux. Anse Harper: Will he try a fool thing like that? Yellowstone Kelly: If he does, the ground is going to be full of soldiers.

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Yes

2004/I

Cleaner: And, in the end, it simply isn't worth / Your while to try and clean your life away. / You can't. For, everything you do or say / Is there, forever. It leaves evidence. / In fact it's really only common sense; / There's no such thing as nothing, not at all. / It may be really very, very small / But it's still there. In fact I think I'd guess / That "no" does not exist. There's only "yes".

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Yeux sans visage, Les

1959

Doctor Gnessier: The future, Madame, is something we needed to get a head start on.

Louise: She trusts you this time. I trust you. Doctor Gnessier: Me, I'm hoping, that's all.

Doctor Gnessier: Smile. Not too much.

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Yin shi nan nu

1994

Chu: Raising daughters is like cooking a meal. You loose your appetite by the time you're finished.

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Ying zhao tie bu shan

1977

Minister Cheng: You really are very skillful. And especially with the yang-spear!

Minister Cheng: My one weak spot is not located in my throat anymore!

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Yodelin' Kid From Pine Ridge

1937

Col Millhouse: Marvelous, Autry, marvelous! You certainly have that animal trained and I don't see how you do it. What's the secret? Gene Autry: The secret in training a horse, Colonel, is that, ah, you have to know more than the horse!

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Yoidore tenshi

1948

Dr Sanada: Martyrdom is out of style.

Dr Sanada: The Japanese love to sacrifice themselves for stupid things.

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Yoroiden Samurai Troopers

1988

Anubis: (to Ryo) Join with me wildfire. Quake with fear!

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You Are There

1953

(last lines) Narrator: What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times... and you were there.

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You Belong to Me

1941

Peter Kirk: Are there many lady doctors? Helen Hunt: A few. Peter Kirk: As beautiful as you? Helen Hunt: No doubt. Peter Kirk: The time I've wasted being well.

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You Bet!

1989

(A JCB driver has explained that the digger is flown around the world for demonstrations) nm0287028@Bruce Forsyth : I bet there's hells bells when you go through the metal detector!

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You Can't Do That! The Making of 'A Hard Day's Night'

1995 (V)

Richard Lester: MTV gave me a very nice diploma at one time, or something on vellum, saying that I was the putative father of MTV. But I've insisted on a blood test.

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You Don't Know Jack! Movies

1996 (VG)

Cookie: Oh God, player! You just diarrhea'd all over your score let's look at the mess!

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You Gotta Stay Happy

1948

Dr Blucher: It's perfect natural for a girl that have doubts before getting married. In your case certainly it isn't surprising, after all you've been engaged six times. Ralph Tutwiler: (interrupting) Officially, if you want the unofficially total you'll need an adding machine.

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You Never Can Tell

1951

Rex Shepherd: Oh Goldie, these are humans we're dealing with. You can't tell them the truth and expect them to believe it.

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You Only Live Once

1937

Joan Graham: Anywhere's our home. On the road. Out there on a cold star. Anywhere's our home.

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You'll Find Out

1940

Prince Saliano: Presently I shall assume a state of trance, in which the outer mind merges with the astral portion of the human ego... the Spirit of Evil is trying to enter this room, but have no fear, the fires of death will guard us.

'Prof. Karl Fenninger': Who is this fellow, Kyser? Judge Spencer Mainwaring: Some band leader.

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Young and Naughty

1984 (V)

Nita: You can't spank me anymore, Daddy. I'm a woman now.

Nita's Father: You're growing up fast. Too fast. Nita: I know, Daddy. I really grew up today.

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Young Billy Young

1969

John Behan: How would you boys like to pick up a little extra spending money? Jesse Boone: I figure as long as it ain't legal.

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Young Doctors in Love

1982

Dr Joseph Prang: Nice, doctor. While I'm down here trying to save this man's life, you're up there making FART jokes.

Dr Oliver Ludwig: There are over twenty bodily fluids present in the human body and I am proud to say I have tasted all of them.

Annie: Attention: Starting Monday, all nurses must wear underwear.

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Young Man of Manhattan

1930

Puff Randolph: Cigarette me, big boy.

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Young Man with a Horn

1950

Amy: You can call me Amy. Rick: I bet I could.

Rick Martin: I don't understand a word you're saying, but I love the sound of your voice.

Jo Jordan: Can I lend you some money? Rick Martin: Wouldn't know what to do with it.

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Your Job in Germany

1945

Narrator: "The German mind is diseased. War!... Fake peace. War! ... Fake peace. War!... Fake peace. They can never be trusted."

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You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's Sleepover Party

1995 (V)

Ashley: Let's get down onto the floor and move until we're sore!

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You're Not So Tough

1940

Pig: Now look what you got us into! Jobs!

Tommy: We want what's coming to us, three squares a day and a place to sleep. We have that coming to us. We're Americans.

Tommy: What? Break our back for a dollar a day?

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You're Telling Me!

1934

Sam Bisbee: It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

Princess Lescaboura: Mrs Bisbee, you're the luckiest woman in the world. Pauline Bisbee: Is my husband dead?

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You're the one

una historia de entonces (2000)

Don Matias: My God, why haven't you forsaken me?

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Yours, Mine and Ours

2005

(from trailer) Frank Beardsley: Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! Ethan: Move it! Move it! Move it!

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Y y hakusho: Meikai shit hen - Hon no kizuna

1994

Hiei: There is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there were someone in the world like that he would be a shallow soul.

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Ygen kaisha

1994 (V)

Rokkon: Encircle and remove the unholy from the world.

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Zagor: Zivot u Bolidwood-u

1997

Ciko: Karam ba

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Zanjeer

1973

Insp. Vijay Khanna: Until you're asked to sit, keep standing politely. This is a Police Station, not your dad's house.

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Zathura

2005

Danny: I'm hungry. Can you fix me some mac and cheese? Walter: Don't know how to make it. Danny: What DO you know how to make? Walter: Water.

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Zatichi

2003

Zatichi: Even with my eyes wide open I can't see a thing.

Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that? Zatichi: I don't see much

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Zebrahead

1992

Nikki: Why you gotta be so loud? Nut: To be heard.

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Zeke

2004

Joe: Bring it on, pussy.

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Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

1999 (TV)

Mr Windom: I refuse to engage in a name-calling contest with a teenager. Zenon: That's because you know you'll lose!

Matt: Reality pill, Margie! It was never you he liked, it was the car!

Zenon: Zedis Lapedis!

Zenon: ONE sin minor and my life is a living black hole!

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Zenon: The Zequel

2001 (TV)

Margie: What if they are taking us back to their planet as souvenirs? Orion: Like "Mom and Dad went to the Milky Way, and all I got was these crummy humans"?

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Zenon: Z3

2004 (TV)

Zenon Kar: Not now, Numbar. I'm gonna be too busy saving the world. *again*.

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Zero Hour!

1957

Treleaven: I guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

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Zero Tolerance

1995

Manta: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I learned all that in Drug Dealing 101.

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Zero Tolerance

2002/I

Rachel: I can take care of you both. It's not the first time I've had to spread myself around.

Glen: I've never done a solo before. Mr James: Tonight will change your life.

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Zhui nan zi

1993

Ching Sing: Have you seen my gold watch and money? Chi Sum: You mean the $8,751.25 and your Rolex gold watch? Ching Sing: Yeah. Chi Sum: No!

Ching Sing: I only slept with my late wife three times before her untimley death. Uncle Zai: But you have four children. Ching Sing: That's my dilemma!

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Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

1973

David Bowie: My Mother saw her first spaceship today...

David Bowie: What do you know about make-up? You're Just a Girl.

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Zolotoy telyonok

1968

Ostap Bender: The automobile is not a luxury, but a means of transportation.

Ostap Bender: (speaking to Kozlevich) I can't buy you a car. The government demands to know where I got the money from.

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Zombi 2

1979

Dr Menard: The boat can leave now. Tell the crew.

Newspaper Editor-in-Chief: West, keep the British accent out of your pros. Don't take advantage of the fact that your uncle owns the paper. Peter West: As if I would.

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Zombi 3

1988

Professor Holder: They have to stop him... or it'll mean the end of everything!

Roger: Hey, this Blueheart's music is great, huh? Bo: Yeah, it's making me horny.

Glenn: I'm feeling better, Patricia, but I'm thirsty... for your blood!

Roger: That oughtta fix ya, you friggin' monsters!

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Zombie Cult Massacre

1998

Jeffrey: people have given their lives to perform the work of the Lord!

Marvin: You're all crazy!

Marvin: I'm thinking about making a few changes.

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Zombie Nightmare

1986

Capt Tom Churchman: Oh come on, Frank, you're just jealous because I solved the case, and you didn't. It happens.

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Zong heng tian xia

1992

Jason Slade: Do you know a nuclear trigger from a Bulgarian dildo? Because I don't.

Jason Slade: I thought you lived by the law of the fist too Armstrong, but you're just a damn cherry!

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Zooman

1995 (TV)

Rachel: A hug is not going to make it better.

Emmett: They think that being old means being right.

Zooman: Niggers can't be heroes.

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Zorro

1957

Garcia: (to Cpl. Reyes) The next time I want some idiot to guard a prisoner, I shall do it myself!

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Zoya

1995 (TV)

Evgenia: Time has a mysterious quality, it always gives back to us what we have lost through wisdom, and memories.

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Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet

2003

Steve Meinke: After Road Rules I moved to LA to pursue a career in acting... wait a second... that was everyone else.

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Reap the Wild Wind

1942

Loxi: Where is Captain Jack? Capt Phillip Philpott: He's on a diving job. He'll be back this afternoon (chuckle) if his hat didn't leak!

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ReBoot: My Two Bobs

2001 (TV)

Bob: Whoa! You keep animals trapped in little balls and then release them to fight for you? Thats sick!

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Reckless

1984

Tracy Prescott: He's all upset and it's probably my fault. Johnny Rourke: Well, I'm pretty fuckin' upset and it's definitely your fault.

Boy in Bowling Alley: Hey Benario! My face is leaving in 5 minutes! Be on it!

Cathy Benario: Forget it! I'm not that drunk... well, not yet!

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Recruits

1986

Howie: Howie Gluckstein; break and enter, gross indecency, attempted murder, sexual assault with attempt to rape... Do you think they'll put me away for this?

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Red Cap

2003

(Jo has found Cannabis plants growing in the house of a pregnant Army Widow) Sgt Jo McDouagh: Really, Tricia, I don't know whether to call the drug squad or Charlie Dimmock! Tricia: You better call someone, my waters have broken!

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Red Ensign

1934

(Of shipyard cranes.) David Barr: Big aren't they ? June MacKinnon: Terrifying. How are they worked? David Barr: Bad language mostly. June MacKinnon: Yours? David Barr: No, mine hasn't the necessary horsepower.

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Red Faction II

2002 (VG)

Shrike: It's like trying to find a needle in a stack of bodies!

Shrike, E3 Demo: Shrike sees baddies below!

Male Voice 1: (about the "processed") d'you think those things have... sex? Male Voice 2: Hard up for a date, aren't ya?

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Red Heat

1985

Sofia: That's not shaving lotion. It smells like shit! And I don't like that smell. It offends me.

Sofia: Sofia looked after you. Sofia made you special. Nobody fucks with Sophia!

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Red Hot Riding Hood

1943

(to Red) The Wolf: Fly away with me to the Riviera and it will be a beautiful thing. I will get you diamonds, pearls-everything! (whispers) The Wolf: I will even get you a new set of white side tires. What do you say to that babe?

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Red Light

1949

Strecker: You know, Johnny, when you play solitaire you can only beat yourself.

Warni Hazard: My old man always said, liquor doesn't drown your troubles - just teaches 'em to swim.

Carla North: You can't take the law into your own hands! Things aren't done that way! Johnny Torno: That depends on who's doing them.

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Red Lips

1995

(to her vampire lover) Lisa: It's not your fault - we'll get through this together.

Caroline: You don't know what I am!

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Red Rock West

1992

Lyle: You must be Suzanne. You look pretty enough to eat.

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Red Shift

1978

Mother: Watch your tongue. Tom: She'd look damned funny if she did.

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Red Shoe Diaries 4: Auto Erotica

1994 (V)

Jake: I don't even know your name. Kate: Jo. Jake: I don't even know your real name.

(to Jake) Kate: You have nice eyes. Troubled, but nice.

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Red Water

2003 (TV)

(seeing Emery and his Cajun friends folk dancing) Gene Bradley: God... It's like a scene from Deliverance.

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Redemption

1995

Karen: Who are you? Peter: Mother Teresa. Eat.

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Redneck Zombies

1987 (V)

Billy-Bob/Ellie May: I'm-a goin' fishing now. Junior: Ain't you got worms? Billy-Bob/Ellie May: Yeah, but I'm going anyway!

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Reet, Petite, and Gone

1947

Rusty: But you could learn to love me, darling. Louis Jarvis: I can't afford the lesson!

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Reflections in a Golden Eye

1967

(about Lt Colonel Langdon's wife) Leonora: Cutting off her nipples with garden shears! You call that normal? Lt Col Morris Langdon: Well, the doctors say she's neurotic.

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Reform School Girl

1957

Jacky: Nothing's better on a hot day than a cool girl!

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Reform School Girls

1986

Sutter: Your time's double! Charlie: So's your chin.

Edna: You know the name of the game, girls... control. COMPLETE... control.

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Regan

1974 (TV)

Miriam: You don't drink on duty? Regan: Only scotch!

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Regeneration

1997

Capt William Rivers: I find it interesting that you don't stutter. Billy Prior: I find it even more interesting that you do.

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Rgle du jeu, La

1939

Robert de la Cheyniest: (to Schumacher) I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.

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Rei Zero

2001 (VG)

Miku Hinasaki: Ever since that day, we stopped seeing things that other people can't see.

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Reilly: The Ace of Spies

1983 (mini)

Mrs Fried: Live for the present, die for the future.

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Reinas

2005

Nuria: I'm always free, even when I'm married.

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Reine Margot, La

1994

(as Henri and Margot walk down the aisle after being married) Henri: Your mother hates me. Margot: Yours hated me. Henri: Yours *killed* mine.

Charles IX: One who gives life is no longer a mother once she takes that life back.

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Reise der Hoffnung

1990

(To the Swiss truck driver) Haydar Sener: I would have liked to become your friend.

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