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Vyborgskaya storona

1939

(first lines) V. I. Lenin: Comrades! The workers' and peasants' revolution - the necessity of which the Bolsheviks always spoke of - has been accomplished. Henceforth begins a new era in the history of Russia, and the present, third Russian Revolution will have to lead to the final victory of socialism!

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Wache, Die

1994

Polizeioberkommissar Hans Maybach: Mensch bleiben!

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Wacko

1983

(first lines) Lawnmower killer: Death to all teenagers who fuck.

Mrs Doctor Graves: Poor Daddy's been under such a strain recently. Mary: If you ask me, he's acting like he just killed someone. Mrs Doctor Graves: Mary! Your father's a doctor... He kills people every day.

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Waga seishun no Arcadia

1982

Captain Harlock: A pirate must live a pirate's life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

(Zeda's final words to Harlock) Zda: When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

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Wagon Heels

1945

Porky Pig, Injun Joe, Sloppy Moe, Trail Boss: I know something I won't tell, I won't tell, I won't tell! I know something I won't tell! Nya, nya, nya,nya! Porky Pig, Injun Joe, Sloppy Moe, Trail Boss: (cuts branch) Him Screwball!

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Wagon Master

1950

Uncle Shiloh Clegg: You boys ever draw on anybody? Travis Blue: No, sir. Just snakes. (later, after Travis shoots Clegg) Elder Wiggs: I thought you never drew on a man? Travis Blue: That's right, sir. Only on snakes.

Sandy: I was gonna say Hades, but Hell ain't cussin' - it's geography!

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Wake of Death

2004

Sun Quan: The only thing you postpone in life... is death.

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Waking Up in Reno

2002

(Candy has slept with Darlene's husband) Darlene: And you call yourself my friend. Candy: Damn right I do.

(after sex) Donnie Earl: Friends?

(the two couples are sharing a bed) Roy Kirkendall: Good night, John Boy. Donnie Earl: Kiss my ass.

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Wales Today

1962

Female Newsreader: (making a well-known goof) So a long weekend in front of many of us. I hope you have a good wank... end, too, and that you've got a long one. We'll be back on Tuesday so from all of us on Wales Today, have a good break.

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Walk Don't Run

1966

Chris: After 7: 45, you can have the bathroom all day if you'd like. Bill: I wouldn't know what to do in the bathroom all day!

Chris: I don't know why you wanted a room, you spend all of your time outside!

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Walk Softly, Stranger

1950

Bowen: Why don't you sit down? Chris Hale: I wouldn't sit on your death bed.

Bowen: I like to keep my neck in shape. I stick it out so often.

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Walking Across Egypt

1999

Mattie Rigsbee: My, such language.

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Walking and Talking

1996

Frank: Do we really have to listen to this vagina music all the way there?

Andrew: I hope he calls back. Amelia: I don't. Andrew: What do you mean? I thought that's what I needed to be here for. Those sickos are the loneliest slimiest... hello cookies... hmm... I like.

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Walking the Baby

1932

George: I'll bet - I'll bet that I'm the first fellow that ever kissed you. Mamie: Oh, you are. George: I believe it, too. Mamie: Yeah, and you're the first fellow that ever believed it, too.

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Walking with Beasts

2001

(Last lines.) Kenneth Branagh: (narrating) We have since built museums to celebrate the past, and spend decades studying prehistoric lives. And if all this has taught us anything, it is this: no species lasts forever.

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Wall $treet Week with Louis Rukeyser

1972

(opening lines to each show) Louis Rukeyser: Good evening. I'm Louis Rukeyser and this is "Wall Street Week." Welcome back.

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Wanda Does It

2004

Bill: Before you can repo, you have to take a drug test. Wanda: Okay, okay. Give me like a week or so.

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Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied

2003 (V)

Wanda Sykes: They wanted me to play a maid, who won the lottery... but liked the family she worked for sooo much, that she kept working for them. Are they crazy? Shoot, If I found out I won the lottery, I would leave in the middle of this joke!

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Wanderer of the West

1927

Title Card: Clarence the Clerk, one of nature's mistakes in a country where men were men.

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Wannseekonferenz

1984 (TV)

Adolf Eichmann: There were women... children... Reinhard Heydrich: Women and children are Jews too.

Reinhard Heydrich: It's dishonorable to be weaklings, which we in the SS are not.

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Wanted

2005 (TV)

Lt Conrad Rose: Eddie, sometimes you're funny but this is now.

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War Dog

1986

Spacek: Maybe... you like to talk?

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War Drums

1957

Dutch Herman: Get two horses and spreadeagle him. Dutch Herman: I'll show this Indian not to come around here lying to white men.

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War of the Colossal Beast

1958

Sgt. Luis Murillo: Giants can run fast. They have long legs.

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War

2004

Pastor Jack Master: Facts are the propaganda of Satan.

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Warlock: The Armageddon

1993

Nathan Sinclair: (to the Warlock) How did you get past my secretary?

Augusto: Do not give him the stone. He is E-vil! Warlock: Ah, so you really are psychic?

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Warlords of Atlantis

1978

Charles Aitken: (after surviving an attack by a prehistoric fish) It got my pencil!

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Warrior of the Lost World

1985

Prosser: Are the meek inheriting the earth?

Motorcycle: Very bad mothers! Very bad mothers! Very bad mothers!

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Warriors of the Net

1999

Narrator: The highway of the LAN is packed with all types of information. There are IP packets, Novell packets, Appletalk packets... Uh, they're going against traffic as usual.

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Warui yatsu hodo yoku nemuru

1960

Koichi Nishi: They starved you and my father with scraps from their table, killed you as scapegoats, and still you can't hate them.

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Watch It

1993

Rick Miller: I am human cocaine!

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Watch on the Rhine

1943

Kurt Muller: I do what must be done. That is what I know how to do.

Fanny Farrelly: We've been shaken out of the magnolias.

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Water to Wine

2004 (V)

Jethro the Bus Driver: What up, Biotch?

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Water

2005

(from trailer) Chuyia's Father: (to young Chuyia) Child. Do you remember getting married? Your husband is dead. You're a widow now.

(from trailer) Narayana: All the old traditions are dying out. Kalyani: But what is good should not die out. Narayana: And who will decide what is good and what is not? Kalyani: You!

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Waterloo Bridge

1940

Myra Lester: I loved you, I've never loved anyone else. I never shall, that's the truth Roy, I never shall.

Myra Lester: I may never see him again.

Myra Lester: Every parting from you is like a little eternity.

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Waxwork II: Lost in Time

1992

(Mark as Douglas) must read a body the burial prayer, quickly John Loftmore: Read directly to the bones... page 210, chapter 13, verse 7. Mark Loftmore: Ecapsmi evig nig inglock... John Loftmore: Douglas, the book is upside down.

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Way of the Vampire

2005

Sebastien: We're not going to live like this anymore!

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WCW: Nitro

1998 (VG)

Hulk Hogan: You know I've tricked you before and ill trick you again but this time it will last longer on the Hollywood walk of shame.

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We Aim to Please

1934

Wimpy: I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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We Are Not Alone

1939

Dr David Newcome: Strange how words can be true, and yet have no truth in them.

Gerald Newcome: I'm not afraid anymore. Jessica Newcome: But Gerald, what have you been frightened of? Gerald Newcome: Of you, Mother.

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We Dive at Dawn

1943

Admiral: Who are you seeing this leave? Your "Aunt Margaret" again? Lt Freddie Taylor: I can't risk it, sir. Her husband's on leave.

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Weakest Link

2002/I

George Gray: Which one of you thought this was the game show where you were asked how often you and your spouse made whoopie?

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Weasel Stop

1956

Foghorn Leghorn: It sure, I say, it's sure quiet around here. You could hear a caterpillar sneaking across a moss bed in tennis shoes. Sneakers, that is.

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Webster

1983

(George has just signed for a special delivery from the postman) Katherine Calder-Young Papadapolis: George, did we just buy a child?

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A Wedding

1978

Buffy Brenner: I'm pregnant

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Wednesday

2005 (V)

(from trailer) Lucy: Sometimes I wish, just the world could stop... and it could just be you and me.

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Weebl and Bob

2002

Wobbl: Yarrr!

Wobbl: You like pie? bob: Yes.

Wobbl: Bob, Bob! bob: Hai! Wobbl: What the greasy poop going on here?

Egg: When you brought us your car, it was all beat up! bob: No, it wasn't!

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Week-End with Father

1951

Brad Stubbs: I'd like to come home at night and find a person I love waiting for me. Mrs G.: So would I, and I've been married for twenty years.

Cleo: I ain't mercenary. I just want to know how he's fixed for money.

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Weekend Warriors

1986

Soldier: Ta-da! The world's ugliest hot-fudge sundae!

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Weinerville

1993

(repeated line) Marc, Dotty, Captain Ozone: Welcome to Weinerville. AAAAAHHHHH!

(repeated line) Boney the dinosaur: I'm Boney, I'm Boney, LEAVE ME ALONEY!

Dotty auditioner: (unenthusiastically) Welcome to Weinerville. Scream.

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Welcome Stranger

1947

Mrs Gilley: Picture show's on Tuesday. Jim Pearson: What's showing Tuesday? Mrs Gilley: Some picture with Bob Hope in it. Jim Pearson: I'll wait 'til a week from Tuesday.

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Welcome to New York

2000

Marsha Bickner: This is New York, Jim, we wear black; and that's only until something darker comes along.

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Welcome to Sarajevo

1997

Michael Henderson: The Beatles aren't English. They're from Liverpool.

Flynn: (screaming at random shelling noises which have just started outside) Fuck you! Asshole! Get a job!

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Welcome to Woop Woop

1997

Reggie: Happy as a bastard on Father's Day.

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Wendigo

2001

Otis Stookey: I dug you out of that ditch... you could have asked!

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We're Not Dressing

1934

Doris Worthington: I suppose that you're taking me to a fate worse than death? Stephen Jones: How do you now it's worse than death? Have you ever died?

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Weregrrl

2002 (V)

Leslie: I didn't even become a pretty lesbian?

Gypsy Woman: A great misfortune is about to befall you!

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Werewolf of London

1935

Dr Yogami: The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a Satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.

Dr Wilfred Glendon: Thanks for the bullet.

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West of Hot Dog

1924

Intertitle: A woman in love acts like a fool. A man in love is not acting.

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West of Shanghai

1937

Gen Wu Yen Fang: It was easy. I am Fang.

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Western Union

1941

(on the whereabouts of a recently deceased railroad worker) Charlie: He's being slapped with a spade right now.

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Whale Music

1994

Fay: This girl looks under age, Des. Could mean prison. Desmond: That seems a heavy price to pay for a youthful appearance.

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What a Way to Go!

1964

Larry Flint: The Louvre - It's the garbage pail of the arts.

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What About Your Friends

1995 (TV)

Sabrina: Girl, what is wrong with you? You spilled champagne all over my dress!!

Temple: Don't worry, it's on the part that I paid for.

Alex: I screwed up and now I can't go to college!

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What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?

1999

Mulla Rota: We coulda bin good together, eh gil? Gloria: Choice. Cos the fush and chups in the chully bun suck, eh?

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What Is Brazil?

1985 (TV)

Michael Palin: What is Brazil? I don't know.

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What Is It?

2005

Dueling Demi-God Auteur and The young man's inner psyche: Good. He's dead. Now we can have a good time.

Dueling Demi-God Auteur and The young man's inner psyche: Time for the puppet show!

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What Makes Daffy Duck

1948

Daffy Duck: Obviously, I am dealing with inferior mentalities!

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What Rats Won't Do

1998

Male Diner on Boat: If he is prepared to subject himself to total humiliation in front of all of us... Female Diner on Boat: The least you can do is sleep with him

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What the Deaf Man Heard

1997 (TV)

Tallasse Tynan: (at the bonfire, trying to get the reporters to stop bothering Sammy) Hi! TV Reporter: Well! Someone who can talk. What's your name? Tallasse Tynan: Uh, Joan of Arc. I love bonfires!

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What the #$*! Do We

Know!? (2004)

Ramtha: What is reality?

Fred Alan Wolf: What I thought was unreal, now for me... seems in some ways to be more real than what I think to be real... which seems now more to be unreal.

Fred Alan Wolf: Ponder that for a while.

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What to Do?

2000

Seth: Film; making motion pictures for entertainment? When did it all start? I don't know, and quite frankly, I really don't care.

Seth: People don't see the real me. They only see my rickets.

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Whatever Happened to Susan Jane?

1982

Marcie Clark: Listen, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't bring up these archaic references from my highschool past.

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Whatever! It's a Wonderful Sorority Life

1999 (TV)

A Sorority Member: If I didn't join a sorority, I don't know what I would do.

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What's Brewin', Bruin?

1948

Junyer Bear: Waaah! Now I've got no place to sleep, in which to sleep, in which to sleep!

Pa Bear: Well, can't you see it's half past November?

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What's Love Got to Do with It

1993

Ike Turner, Sr: Hey, Anna Mae, where you goin'. I need to get some sleep! Tina Turner: Go straight to hell, Ike!

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What's New, Scooby-Doo?

2002

Velma Dinkley: (Velma just got a makeover from the makeover machine of the future) I feel like I got 10 pounds of make-up on, these shoes are too tight and. (sees herself in the mirror - she is in a tank top, tight pants, high heals, is without her glasses and has her hair done really nice) .Wow, I'm hot!

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Wheels of Fire

1985

Trace: You're wasting GAS! Bo: Fuck you!

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Wheels of Terror

1990 (TV)

Kimberly Donaldson: I'm practically on a Wheaties box. Stephanie: I don't think anybody wants to look at your face while they're eating.

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When Billie Beat Bobby

2001 (TV)

Bobby Riggs: I'm like a tiger gettin' ready to spring!

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When Eight Bells Toll

1971

(Calvert comes in covered in mud and blood, having been beaten up) Hunslett: What happened to you? Philip Calvert: I met a wild gypsy girl in the heather.

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When Ladies Meet

1933

Mary Howard: What do you think I am?! He's a married man! Bridget Drake: Of course he is - the good ones always are. Someone has always beaten you to it.

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When Ladies Meet

1941

Claire Woodruff: I've discovered it doesn't pay to be capable. Husbands don't approve.

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When Love Comes

1998

Stephen: Life's a stage. Katie: Life's a bitch. Stephen: Life's a bitch on the stage.

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When No One Would Listen

1992 (TV)

Judge Beckerman: A restraining order is just a piece of paper.

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When the Boys Meet the Girls

1965

Ginger Gray: Mail call!

Liberace: Well, look me over. I didn't get dressed up for nothing.

Liberace: I call it "Aruba Liberace". Since I made it I guess I can call it anything I like.

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When the Wind Blows

1930

Jack: Applesauce, Mary! I ain't got no time for foolin'.

Henry, Jackie's Dad: (after giving Jack a spanking with his shoe) Son, this hurts me as much as it does you. Jack: (rubbing his sore behind) Yeah, but not in the same place though.

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When the Wind Blows

1986

Hilda: Will we have an Anderson, like in the last war? Jim: Oh no Dear, that's old-fashioned, with modern scientific methods you just use doors with cushions on top.

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Where It's at

1969

Molly Hirsch: You can always quit in the middle if you don't like it.

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Where Love Has Gone

1964

Valerie Hayden Miller: When you're dying from thirst, you'll drink from a mudhole.

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Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?

1994

Carmen Sandiego: Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.

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Where the Day Takes You

1992

Heather: Brenda said that you killed your girlfriend. King: Yeah, well Brenda says a lot of things. And I believe about... none of them.

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Where There's a Will

1936

Benjamin Stubbins: A merry Christmas, girls and boys / I've brought you jewels, instead of toys / In spite of what you think / it seems to me I've earned a drink.

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Where's Huddles

1970

Claude Pertwee: Savages!

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Where's Marlowe?

1998

Kevin Murphy: It's been real. Wilton Crawley: It's a documentary!

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Where's Poppa?

1970

Gordon Hocheiser: She's not just another nurse, ma. It means a whole lot to me, ma. And I want you to know that if you mess this one up for me, I'm gonna punch your fuckin' heart out. Got it? Mrs Hocheiser: Such a nice boy.

Mrs Hocheiser: (after being dropped off at a retirement home) Poppa? Poppa: Momma?

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Where's That Fire?

1940

Woodley: I say, what are you going to do with that pole. Captain Viking: Well we were going to put it up in the fire station but if you don't push off...

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Which Way to the Front?

1970

Adolf Hitler: Did you know that last year more people died from cigarette smoking than from bombings? Brendan Byers III: What will you do about that, Fhrer? Adolf Hitler: Increase the bombings!

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While the City Sleeps

1956

Ed Mobely: Get your things off. It's your wedding day, you wanna look nice.

Ed Mobely: What a beautiful nightgown; and it's a shortie!

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While You Were Out

2002

Andrew Dan-Jumbo: Why do we always wait until the very last minute to do the painting? It's like, "They're pulling up the drive-way, pull out the stain!"

Leslie Segrete: (while they are making a spoof of "The Blair Witch Project" she picks a tape measure) Someone's been here... they were doing measurements.

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