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Up from the Depths

1979

Tourist: Oh my God, it's a monster fish!

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Up Front

1951

Capt Johnson: Is there *no* discipline up here? Cpl. Miller: Yes, sir!

(Willie and Joe hit the dirt under unfriendly fire) Willie: Get down lower! Joe: I can't get no lower, Willie, my buttons is in the way.

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Up in the Cellar

1970

Colin Slade: (about sleeping pills) Sweet Secanol. How I love you.

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Up Pompeii

1971

(last lines) Lurcio: (to audience) As Cleopatra said to Marc Antony: if you liked it, tell your friends.

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Up the Sandbox

1972

Margaret Reynolds: If this is what being a mother is like, I turn in my ovaries!

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Up, Up, and Away!

2000 (TV)

(repeated line) Edward: I am... Steel Condor!

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Up Your Alley

1988

Marilyn: Ever notice the way she looked at me? I think she was a lesbian.

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Uprising

2001 (TV)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem: (gives Nazi salute) Heil Shitler!

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem: You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

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Urban Ghost Story

1998

Loan Shark: Throw that wee bitch over the fuckin' balcony!

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Ursus nella terra di fuoco

1963

Mila: It's useless to kill a strong man like this. I can use another slave. Let me have him.

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Uru: Ages Beyond Myst

2003 (VG)

Yeesha: I am Yeesha. My parents brought me to this place. We will bring you.

Yeesha: Have you heard of the ancient Uru? The ancient city with the power to write Ages...

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U.S. Bounty Hunters

2003

Agent Tellez: Do you want us to Hogtie you?

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U.S. Seals II

2001 (V)

Finley: Looks like hell on Earth.

Finley: Tell my son, I was a good man.

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Usher

2004

Ash: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.

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Ushpizin, Ha-

2004

(from trailer) Narrator: They worked out of luck, out of hope. And faith was all they had to hang on to. But on this holy week, where guests are considered a blessing, these two unexpected visitors bring with them: a secret from the past. A secret that would test their love and challenge their faith. Now only a miracle will turn their fortune around.

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Ustedes los ricos

1948

Chachita: Ni hablar mujer traes pual. Pepe 'El Toro': Torito !!! Torito !!!

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Utsukushiki sei no dendshi: Rei Rei

1993 (V)

Pipi: Pipi out!

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Utvandrarna

1971

Robert: There are two kinds of people in America. First, those who have lived here long and become rich. And then there's those who are newly arrived and haven't yet become rich.

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Uuno Turhapuro

1973

Priest (voice) : Julistan teidt mieheksi ja vaimoksi. Uuno Turhapuro: Onko se varma nyt? Priest (voice) : Kyll. Uuno Turhapuro (voice) : No niin, isukko! Joko uskot, ett se onnistu! Nyt sit ollaan rikkaissa naimisissa!

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Uznik zamka If

1988

Count de Monte Cristo: Everything will go the way it has to go, even if it goes backwards.

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Vacas

1992

Manuel: This is important. This is very important. This is very, very important.

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A Vacation in Hell

1979 (TV)

Evelyn: My husband ran off with a young girl. She looks similiar to you. Denise Franklin: They usually do.

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Valdez Is Coming

1971

Frank Tanner: Any last words? Bob Valdez: Hundred Dollars!

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Valerie

2002 (V)

Valerie: This may seem like a silly question, but, like, what's it about? Lori: About? Like, it's about an hour and twenty minutes.

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Valley Forge

1975 (TV)

Gen Washington: I'll tell you what you're fighting for - -something that has never been on this green earth since man first worked it with his hands, and which does not exist and never will exist unless we put it there - the right of each man to govern himself in his own way.

Gen Washington: Conway's a snake, and you'll see him squirming on the griddle before we're through.

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Valley of the Sun

1942

Bill Yard: There's only two ways to handle women... and nobody knows what they are.

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Valmont

1989

Mertuil: Valmont you disappoint me, that's what's keeping you here. Tell me are you really fallin' in love? Valmont: Does that make you jealous? Mertuil: Not really

Cecile: Um... Can we just write this time?

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Vlvula de luz

1997

The master: You have a sick mind... Deliciously sick.

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Vampire Cop

1990

Melanie Roberts: Quite a night owl, aren't we?

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Vampire Hookers

1978

John Peter Richmond: (John spills blood on his suit) Damnation! These things only happen when I'm decently dressed.

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Vampire in Brooklyn

1995

Maximillian: (Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth) "I just had Italian."

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Vampire Sisters

2004 (V)

Det. Jennifer Hunt: I feel like a hooker. Det. Sonny Renko: You *look* like a hooker.

Iggy: You ladies are in for the time of your life!

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Vampire Vixens from Venus

1995

Arylai: This planet stinks!

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Vampire

1979 (TV)

John Rawlins: He killed her and mutilated her and nothing is being done about it?

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Vampires: Los Muertos

2002

Ray Collins: You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire.

Derek: Oh, shit. Cold as a corpse. Damn, she's cute too.

(After Derek spots another vampire through his viewer) Derek: Ok we got a sucker

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Vamps

1998 (TV)

Kate: "Is it true what they say about pharmasists"? Mike: "I wasn't aware anybody said anything about pharmasists".

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Van Nuys Blvd.

1979

Officer Albert Zass: Why won't you help me? Biker: Because you're The Man, man.

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Vanish

2001

Evan Campbell: Stop screwing with me!

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VeggieTales: God Wants Me to Forgive Them!?!

1994 (V)

Junior Asparagus: They called me Bean-Boy and said I had peas on my head!

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VeggieTales: The Ballad of Little Joe

2003 (V)

Little Joe: (seeing a birthday cake) Aww, you shouldn't have. French pea: (whispering to his brother) Finally, we agree on something.

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Velocity Trap

1997

Cruz: Bad guys I can deal with, but aliens? They freak me out, man.

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Vendetta

1996

Girl friend: You still love her, don't you?

Ex-wife: Seduction, Jack, that's her weapon.

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Venganza del sexo, La

1971

Dr Humpp: Sex dominates the world! And now, I dominate sex!

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Vengeance of the West

1942

Joaquin Murietta, aka The Black Shadow: Look into my face, Gorman. Look hard. Do I not resemble a certain man you once knew, a man you robbed and whipped, then left for dead?

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Venomous

2002

General Tony Sparks: Not entirely original, I'm afraid.

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Vnus beaut

institut (1999)

Angele: When you smile I find you handsome. Jacques: That's because you know my soul.

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Venus Rising

1995

Wyndham: I want this mess cleaned up.

Wyndham: I want him dead within 24 hours.

Maria: Do you wanna keep me company?

Eve: I wanna look like Venus.

Vegas: I thought you were dead!

Nick: I kill people - I kill people for money.

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Vera Drake

2004

Reg: It ain't fair. Me mum brought up six of us in two rooms. If you can't feed 'em, you can't love 'em, now can you?

Vera: I help girls out.

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Veranda fr en tenor

1998

The Auditor: You look like an yuppie? Tomas: Yuppie? I thought they exterminated all of them. The Auditor: Let them rest in peace.

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Veritaaa, La

1982 (TV)

"Mad" Man: Ten million people... living without thinking... wasting their grey matter... throwing it into the Ganges, into the sewer...

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Vrit, La

1960

The Prosecuting Attorney: You spent weeks seducing him, didn't you? Weeks! Dominique's Attorney: Objection! What length of time should she have spent? Is there any legal limit on how long a seduction ought to take?

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Versprechen, Das

1995

(When the Berlin Wall comes down.) Woman: When the cage opens after thirty years, you can't fly anymore.

Konrad: Can a woman love a man she has only seen three times in twenty years?

Professor Lorenz: Outrage is quantitative. It gets used up.

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Versus Ivan

2004

Gilbert: When your daughter starts pretending she's a speed-bump in front of the house, you've got to think something's wrong, but of course the psychologist said not to worry, at least not yet, and traffic has decreased since she first started...

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Very Important Person

1961

Sir Ernest Pease KBE FRS: Cooking requires no intelligence. Were it otherwise women would be no good at it.

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Very Like a Whale

1981

TV Interviewer: I see. And... then... what ABOUT the present? Sir Jock Mellor: Oh... very like. Like a whale.

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Vesyoloye snovideniye, ili smekh i slyozy

1976 (TV)

Mag Univer: Are you a scientist? Andrey: No, just a student.

Joker: Prince without a shirt... Not allowed by etiquette.

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V.I. Warshawski

1991

Victoria "V.I." Warshawski: When in doubt, hesitate!

Victoria "V.I." Warshawski: Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman.

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Vibrations

1995

Simeon: No, I think with my dick, I'm more of a prick.

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Vice Girls

2000

Jan Cooper: You're obedient, Russo. I like that in a love slave.

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Vice Squad

1982

Louise Williams: (as undercover cop, pulling a gun from her garter on an armed pimp in a potential shootout) Blink your eyes, motherfucker, and you die in the dark!

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Vicki

1953

Lt Ed Cornell: When I put all my evidence together, I'll have you strapped in that chair so tight, you'll scream.

Steve Christopher: Slug me with those, Cornell, and I'll square you off if it takes me the rest of my life. Lt Ed Cornell: You're not gonna have a very long life, Stevie. You're like a rat in a box, without any holes. But they're gonna make a hole for you... six by three, filled with quicklime.

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Victim

1994/I

HARVEY: Sometimes Jack, when you've fought and fucked all you can, there aint nothin' left to do but bend over and submit.

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Victory

1981/I

Hatch: This frigging game is ruining my life.

(Just before the football match) Hatch: Where do I stand for a corner kick?

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Video Dead

1987 (V)

April: You don't understand. He likes to chase skunks in the woods, and if he finds them he tries to mate with them. Only skunks don't like to mate with poodles, and then they spray him and he really gets turned on.

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Video Power

1990

Tyrone: Kuros, you owe me a new jersey! Kuros: But isn't New Jersey already owned by the people who live there?

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Vids

1998

(in forest) Nigel: This is the life, eh Stef? TREES AND SHIT!

Nigel: gives a slightly nautious feeling, like that child at the end of a certain American program who says "I made this!!" F***ING LIAR B*****D!!!!!!!

Nigel: 'The collective noun being a... '

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Vie rve des anges, La

1998

Isa: I'd like to see you when you realize that you need other people. Marie Thomas: I'll send you a photo.

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Vig

1998 (V)

Vinnie: I'm a bookie bloodsucker, living off other people's sickness. Ellen: Quit.

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Vigorish

2003

Deke: Only the kid who cuts my yard calls me mister.

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Village of the Giants

1965

Merrie: I was big enough before!

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Villhesten

1994

(Jrgen has met the Horse, and tries to offer it the only food he has) Jrgen: Hi Mr.Horse, would you like a slice of brown cheese?

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Vinasu senki

1989

Donner: I will not be beaten by children.

Donner: A reporter in league with terrorists is a dangerous enemy.

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Vincent

2005

Beth: What happened to your face? Vincent: I bumped it. Beth: On what? Vincent: Another face.

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Vinnie & Bobby

1992

(Singing) Vinnie: Get a job Bobby: Shan na na. Shan na na. Stanly: Shan na na. Shan na na. Bobby: Ge ge ge ge ge ge get a job. Neighbor: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP ALREADY?

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Violon de Rothschild, Le

1996

Dmitri Shostakovich: Too many of our fellow citizens have been killed and no one knows where they are buried. Who can erect a monument to their memory? Music alone can do it.

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Violon rouge, Le

1998

Charles Morritz: What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?

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Virgin High

1991

Kathleen: You play by my rules and I don't sic the nuns on you.

Jerry: I think of confession as sort of a spiritual enema.

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Virtual Sexuality

1999

(Talking about the differences between teen boys and girls) Justine: Girls can laugh till they wet their pants together, why can't boys do that too?

Labourer #1: Hello, Darlin' Justine: No! You can't just do that! You can't stand in a hole with your arse hanging out and yell 'Hello Darlin'. Its not fair!

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Virus

1980

Vincent: Patience is the chief virtue for those who have faith. Mahatma Gandhi, New Delhi, 1946. Lt Mike London: Up your ass. Lieutenant Mike London, Shit Creek, the year is now.

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Vishwasghaat

1977

Mahesh: Hum dono ka mel, pyar ka khel, aisa rang dikhayega, apne ghar khilono se khelne khilona ayega... The fruit of our marriage will result in a live toy coming to play all these toys...

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Vital Signs

1990

Dr David Redding: Third year is like being a rookie pitcher called on to pitch the seventh game of the World Series... blindfolded.

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Vivement dimanche!

1983

Barbara Becker: It's really unfair. If a boss can fire me, why can't I fire him?

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Vixen!

1968

Vixen Palmer: (to Janet) I know it's strange, but your body really turns me on!

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Vizit k Minotavru

1987 (mini)

Ikonnikov: I see you don't like snakes. Tikhonov: Why should I? They bite people. Ikonnikov: Then let's ban cars. They kill people too.

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Vlemma tou Odyssea, To

1995

Niko: The first thing God created was the journey, then came doubt, and nostalgia.

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Volcano: Fire on the Mountain

1997 (TV)

Soldier: We came in late. We fought like hell. We did our job, and we went home. That's the way a war should be fought.

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Volcano

1942

Narrator: Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to soar higher than any plane...

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Voleur, Le

1967

Georges Randal: I do a dirty job but I have an excuse: I do it dirtily.

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Voleurs, Les

1996

Jimmy: Luxury cars are dead. The future is in trucks.

Marie: Before Christ was a time of orgies. Then came love. Alex: Love's less fun. Marie: Probably. In orgies you give your all. No more, no less. In love, it's never enough. It's always too much or not enough.

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Volle maan

2002

Ties Nijboer: Hee, hee knol!

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Von Ryan's Express

1965

Maj. Eric Fincham: I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory.

Maj. Eric Fincham: You'll get your Iron Cross now, "Von" Ryan!

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Von Trapped

2004 (TV)

Leisl 'Lee' Moogan: That's the pot calling the kettle black. Kath Moogan: Don't be racist, darling.

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Voodoo Man

1944

Dr Richard Marlowe: My wife... this young lady is going to help you. Stella Saunders: Is your wife ill? Dr Richard Marlowe: She's dead.

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Vortex

1982

Angel Powers: The truth is a dead man's secret.

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Voyage

1993/I (TV)

(Talking about the Freeland couple they just met) Catherine 'Kit' Norvell: You think she is attractive, don't you? Morgan Norvell: You think he is? Catherine 'Kit' Norvell: Why do we always answer questions with questions? Morgan Norvell: How do you mean?

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Voyagers!

1982

Phineas Bogg: We travel through time, to help history along, give it a push where it's needed.

Phineas Bogg: When the omni's red, it means history's wrong, its' our job to get everything back on track

(repeated line) Phineas Bogg: Bat's breath!

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V.R. Troopers

1994

Grimlord: As for you, Despera ... and all of you! This is the last time I hire any of your relatives!!

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Vroom

1988

Susan: I still think you are strange, but I'm starting to get used to it, and... Jake: What? Susan: ... enjoying it, funnily.

Jake: Eat the sky, Ringe! There's more!

Jake: I love you. Susan: You don't say it often, but when you do, I die.

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Vsadnik po imeni smert

2004

Vanya: To me, the revolution is terror. I believe in terror.

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Vuxna mnniskor

1999

Frank: I could be a part of your artwork, maybe some Japanese guy would want to buy me.

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