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Trouble Bound

1993

Kit Califano: What do you do for a living? Harry Talbot: I used to do nothin', then I retired.

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TR's Arrival in Africa

1909

(first lines) (title card) : Teddy's arrival caused some commotion in the Jungle...

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Truant Officer Donald

1941

Donald Duck: (speaking to - he believes - an angel) Good morning, how art thou?

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Trucido e lo sbirro, Il

1976

Bernabei: Hey, can't you read signs? You're not allowed in unless authorized. Brescianelli: I can read a son of a bitch!

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True Identity

1991

Miles: Yo Frankie, when you get to jail you might want to talk to some of the brothers on your views of racial equality.

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True West

1984 (TV)

Lee: She had green eyes. You know what green eyes do to me. Austin: Yeah, I know. Lee: Well then... shut up.

Austin: There's going to be a general lack of toast in the neighbourhood this morning. Many many bewildered breakfast faces.

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True West

2002 (TV)

Austin: Now that's a true story. True to life.

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Trzy kolory: Bialy

1994

(Expecting to find valuables, the luggage thieves open the suitcase containing Karol) First Thief: Fuck! It's alive! Second Thief: What the fuck? Third Thief: Pull him out!

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Tuareg - Il guerriero del deserto

1984

Gacel Sayah: A stone is the toughest of all desert plants.

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Tucker: The Man and His Dream

1988

Preston Tucker: Isn't that the idea? To build a better mouse trap? Abe: Not if you're a mouse!

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Tully

2000

Tully: You know what? Why don't you just go fuck yourself?

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Tulsa

1949

Jim Redbird: (to Cherry Lansing) I don't think your father would like to see you smeared with oil!

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Tumberos

2002 (mini)

Willy: Grandpa, would you like a green tea? Old 'child molester': No Willy: Tonight, old man, not even Christ will save you.

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Tumbleweed

1953

Trapper Ross: I told you, you fly with jailbirds and you get dirty wings.

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Tumhare Bina

1982

Robin, Seema: Dil me aai hai jo baat kahon to bolu re... Words that are in my heart, may I say them?

Reeta Pandey: Sweety seventeen kali khili hai gulab ki... A sweet seventeen rose bud has blossomed...

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Tunnel of Love

2004 (TV)

(disagreeing with using the law courts to settle accident claims) Rita: In my day, when something went wrong you blamed yourself... or you shot someone.

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Tunnel Vision

1976

Announcer: Tunnelvision... the no-bullshit network!

Tom: Well, don't worry about your breath or your armpits, Al. It's your personality that stinks.

Chevy Chase: (listing symptoms of schizophrenia) Going into a bar full of Hell's Angels and yelling "All you pussy bikers suck!"

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Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal

2001 (V)

Slade Craven: Let's do the hustle!

Frank Garner: You tell me, right now, what is it that you want? Slade Craven: I want you... to DIE! Frank Garner: Okay, we'll write that down. What else?

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Turks fruit

1973

Eric Vonk: I fuck better than God.

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Turnaround

1998

Blonde actress: But soon these roots and herbs will live again in me, living to shape my desire, filling my heart, my soul, and my mound of venus.

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Turnè

1990

(Federico discovers that Vittoria left him because she fell in love with his best friend, Dario.) Federico: I felt bad. But it felt good when I felt bad. You made me feel good, huh? And now I feel bad! Why? WHY? God I feel bad.

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Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

1997 (VG)

Turok: I... am Turok!

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Tutti i colori del buio

1972

Jane Harrison: I got frightened. A strange guy tried to follow me all the way home. Mary Weil: I'm frightened that the time will come when a man won't follow me home. Jane Harrison: I'm afraid this one was a maniac. Mary Weil: Strange men have been following women since the Stone Age, Jane.

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'Twas the Night Before Christmas

1974 (TV)

Father Mouse: You believe in Santa? Albert: I don't know. I don't know. But I've learned I still got a lot to learn.

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Tweet and Sour

1956

Tweety: If anything happens to me, Sylvester, it'll be too bad for you. You'll be made into violin strings.

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Tweetie Pie

1947

Woman: Thomas! You mumbless, you coward, you scoundrel, you... Take that! And that!

Sylvester/Thomas: Sufferin' succotash!

Tweety: (sweetly) Awww... da poor puddy tat faw down; he go (an ear-splitting yell) Boom!

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Tweety and the Beanstalk

1957

Tweety: I thought I taw an itty, bitty puddy tat!

Giant: Fee, fi, fo, fat! I thought I taw a puddy tat!

Tweety: Now, where did that itty bitty putty tat doe?

Sylvester: Boy, acres and acres of Tweety Bird and it's mine, all mine!

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Twelve

1996

Manny: You're just like Dad! Just like him!

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Twice in a Lifetime

1985

Sunny: Hey Dad. This is Kate. Your wife. Harry: I sure as hell know who my wife is. Sunny: I sure as hell would like to know who this is. Harry: That's Miss Minelli, if you must know and in case it's any of your business which it is not. Sunny: Which I'm here to tell you it is.

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Twilight of the Dogs

1995

(over the grave of his dog) Sam Asgarde: Bye, Tex. You're the only friend I had. At least I won't have to bury anyone else.

Karuy: Sometimes people don't do what they set out to do, and sometimes that's for the best.

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Twilight's Last Gleaming

1977

Lawrence Dell: There are no midgets in the military.

Lawrence Dell: If you don't give me what I want, I'll light up the fucking sky!"

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Twin Sisters

1992 (V)

Sophie: Lynn liked what she did - she was the best, and the most expensive.

Delvaux: We have reasons to believe your sister is dead.

Carol Mallory: Sophie, how do you do this?

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Twin Sitters

1994

Bradly: Man!! Even their car is on steroids!!!

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A Twist of Faith

1999

Alex Hunt: I used to feel a million things, and now I feel... nothing.

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Twisted Nerve

1968

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, because of the controversy already aroused, the producers of this film wish to re-emphasize what is already stated in the film, that there is no established scientific connection between Mongolism and psychotic or criminal behavior.

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Twisted

1996

Angel: Can you make me beautiful? I want to be beautiful again. Shiniqua: Sugar, everybody wants to be beautiful, but only a few of us are born that way.

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Two Bad Mice

1993

Costello Jack: Why do one line when you could do twenty?

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Two Can Play That Game

2001

Tony: I don't need to know nothin' 'bout women when I got a momma, a cat, nine sisters and a gay uncle.

Tony: The CIA ain't got shit on a woman with a plan!

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Two Cars, One Night

2003

Romeo: Hey Ugly!

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Two-Faced Woman

1941

Katherine Borg: I like older men. They're so grateful.

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Two for the Money

2005

Walter Abrams: After the therapy, and the psychiatry, and the meetings, you know what it all comes down to? You're all fucked up.

Toni Morrow: I'm married to Walter. Brandon Lang: Ooooo... bogey.

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Two Girls and a Sailor

1944

Jean Deyo: If you understood, then you'd understand.

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Two Mothers for Zachary

1996 (TV)

Maggie Fergus: If you have any change leftover, could you get me a cherry slushy? Jody Ann Schaffel: You know, you really should have something healthy, something green! Maggie Fergus: OK then, make it a lime slushy.

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Two Much

1995

Art Dodge: Real artists don't need words.

Sheldon: I'm the only man alive with two navels.

Art Dodge: Use your charm.

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Two of Us

1987 (TV)

Phil: Sharon, meet my boyfriend, Matthew! Matthew, meet my girlfriend, Sharon!

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Two of Us

2000 (TV)

John Lennon: There is little difference between the one who bows and the one who is bowed to. Paul McCartney: Ooh, very "I am the Walrus."

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Two Scent's Worth

1955

Pepe Le Pew: I pierce you with the ack-ack of love, flowerpot.

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Two Weeks in Another Town

1962

Maurice Kruger: When you're dying, everybody is nice to you. It's nauseating!

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Two Wrongs Make a Right

1987

Winston: Two wrongs don't make a right, but a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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Two's Company

1975

Dorothy McNab: (Giving her name over the phone) It's McNab. McNab. M-C-N-A-B. (To Robert) I'm sure Solzhenitsyn has the same trouble.

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Tycoon

1947

Johnny Munroe: I've got a railroad to build.

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Tystnaden

1963

Ester: Erectile tissue... it's all a matter of swollen tissue and secretion; a confession before extreme unction. Semen smells nasty to me. I've a very keen sense of smell and I stank like rotten fish when I was fertilised.

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U2: Under a Blood Red Sky

1983

Vocals: There... there's been... there's been a lot of talk... about this next song. Maybe... maybe too much talk. This song is *no* rebel song. This song is Sunday Bloody Sunday.

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Uchû kaizoku Captain Harlock

1978

Yattaran: It's a great responsibility. Piracy is a difficult and shameful job.

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Udayananu Tharam

2005

Rajappan Thengummoodu: Why can't I be the hero of your story? Udayabhanu: My hero is very handsome Rajappan Thengummoodu: Thats what make-up is for Udayabhanu: There is a limit for make-up, isn't it?

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Ukkonen

2001

Security Guard: Pysähdy! Mulla on pamppu!

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Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy

2002

Meat: (as Kid Muscle is running away from a fight) Kid, you can't just go and leave your friends flat on their faces. There's a little thing called honour. Kid: THERE'S A BIG THING CALLED SURVIVAL!

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Ulysse 31

1981

Poseidon servant: Oh great Poseidon! Punish them! Show them your might! Aaaarghhh! (dies)

Atlas: Ulysse... Ulysse... don't destroy the universe...

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Umanoide, L'

1979

Golob: Where in the cosmos did that space jockey get his license?

Golob: The worst that could happen is we'll spend two thousand years in suspended animation. Well... still beats a desk job.

Lord Graal: No one can stop me now, Princely Hero. Come on fight, what can you do against me?

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Un autre homme, une autre chance

1977

David Williams: I guess if you're gonna spend your life with yourself, you might as well to learn to be good company.

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Unbroadcastable Have I Got News for You

1995 (V)

(introducing the first round of the quiz) Angus Deayton: So, bugger me if it isn't round one - which it is, fortunately, so that saved me from a rather undignified start.

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Unchangeable

2004

Detective Richter: You went out into the forest in the middle of the night, with the knife the size of a truck, and you didn't know what you were gonna do?

Jason Smith: I need to find a man. Lars Storm: Have you tried the disco down the street?

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Uncivil War Birds

1946

Moe: Brother, you all ejaculated a mouthful.

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Uncle Sam

1997

Sam: Don't be afraid, it's only friendly fire.

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Uncle Tom's Bungalow

1937

Tom: My body may belong to you, but my soul belongs to Warner Brothers.

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Uncommon Women... and Others

1979 (TV)

Muffet DiNicola: It's debilitating constantly seeing your worth in terms of someone else.

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Under a Killing Moon

1994 (VG)

Tex Murphy: Look, prophecies aren't in my job descriptions, okay? I'm just a humble P.I. trying to save the world as we know it.

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Under Fiesta Stars

1941

(last lines) Tadpole: How do you ask a girl to take a walk in Spanish? Young senorita: You just take her like this... (she takes his arm) Young senorita: ... and start your walkin'. Gene Autry: Hey, Tadpole, I thought you were a woman-hater. Tadpole: Sure I am - this one's different.

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Under Fire

1983

(first lines) Russell Price: Can I get a ride?

(last lines) Claire: Do you think we fell in love with too much? Russell Price: I'd do it again.

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Under Heaven

1998

Cynthia: ... and if I get rich, I'll help you record it. John: Ah, budding patron of the arts. Cynthia: Hey, I'd be a good person if I were rich. John: Why not be a good person now? It's not like it's not an option.

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Under One Roof

1994

Tan Ah Teck: This reminds me of a story!

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Under Suspicion

2000

nm0000151 Capt Victor Benezet: Go home. Put on a funny hat. Do whatever it is morons do.

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Under the Hula Moon

1995

(first lines) Betty Wall: Stop wasting water!

Turk Dickson: You really are dumber than dirt, aren't ya, Betty?

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Under the Mountain

1982

Rachel Matheson: Go down, people of the mud!

Theo Matheson: I give you the gift of oblivion!

Rachel Matheson: Well, when all you have to look forward to is being nothing, maybe oblivion is the only thing we can offer them.

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Undercover Heat

1995

Cindy: I wanna hurt you. I wanna hurt you real good!

Cindy: Gold, have you ever... when you were my age... did you ever just sow your wild oats? Sergeant Gold: Well, sure I did... but what's that have to do with anything? Cindy: Well, that's just sort of what I'm doing.

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Underestimating Jake

2001

Jake Evans: Aw, cwap!

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Underneath

1995

(first lines) Susan Crenshaw: Are you getting off at Austin?

(last lines) Rachel: Michael. Right?

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Understanding Jane

1998

Oz: Since when did you have to do anything to be guilty.

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Undertakings

1995

W.F. Lloyd: The dead have been my life.

W.F. Lloyd: I'm sorry - I'm not very comfortable dealing with and talking to people... when they're alive.

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Undertow

2004

Tim Munn: I miss Dad ... and the hogs ... and my books ... and my shower cap.

Tim Munn: Knock-knock. Chris Munn: Who's there? Tim Munn: Interrupting Cow. Chris Munn: Interrup--- Tim Munn: Mooooo!

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Underworld

1996

Johnny Crown: The aim of all living things is eventually to kiss the dust.

Mitch Reed: How you doin'? Frank: Swell. Who are you? Mitch Reed: Excuse me, did you ask "how" am I or "who" am I? Frank: "Who," not "how." Mitch Reed: Don't wanna know "how," just the "who." Frank: Right, just "who". FORGET "how."

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Undressed

1999

Lois: As far as I'm concerned, men are like razors. After you use them once, they start to get dull.

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Une pour toutes

1999

Le producteur véreux: The secret of a successful film is simplicity, so everyone can understand it - even intellectuals.

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Unfabulous

2004

Addie Singer: Ever since Ben's Bar Mitzvah, he's been trying to make everything a right of passage.

Addie Singer: (Snobbily after a boy squirts soda out of his nose) The nose fountain of all maturity. (rolls eyes)

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Unfinished Affair, An

1996 (TV)

Sheila Hart: I wasted a year of my life waiting for that woman to die.

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Ung-TV

1986

John: I'm not ill you know.

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Uniforms

2004

Bass: Word booty guys, I'm back.

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Uninvited

1993

The Priest: There's a body right outside your front door. Jackson: I know, I put it there. The Priest: I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial? Jackson: What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves. The Priest: Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.

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Union City

1980

Lillian: I guess I'm just not a nice person.

Harlan: Nobody puts their ugly lips around my bottle of milk and gets away with it.

Harlan: See how I'm back at work?

Harlan: I'm converting to a Catholic. Lillian: And I'm converting to a blonde.

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Unison

2000 (VG)

Dr Dance: We're going to change the world!

Emperor Ducker: Dancing is the worst thing there is.

Emperor Ducker: "Entertainment" is what makes people happy. When music and dance... become one, the enjoyment and the happiness people feel, multiply.

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United

2003

Iversen: Aaw, come on! Don't you realize Anna's the third most beautiful woman on earth? She looks a bit like a girl I saw on in a film once. I acually passed out when I saw that film. But then again... I always do when I see naked women.

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Universal Soldier: The Return

1999

Romeo: (after Erin Young caughts Romeo on fire) I'm just warming up, Deveraux.

(repeated line) Romeo: (after being foiled by Luc Deveraux) I hate that guy!

S.E.T.H.: When I was a man I longed to be a machine. Now I'm better than both.

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University Heights: A Look Behind the Scenes

2004 (V)

Jim Siokos: I know this sounds egotistical, but just to throw and be a little more extreme with me, can I do this shot in my underwear? Scott Beck: Um... I've never had someone ask me that.

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Unlawful Entry

1992

Michael Carr: What's it going to take to convince you? Me in a body bag?

Officer Pete Davis: Arrest you? I could kill you.

Michael Carr: I think our cop friend is a little too tightly wound.

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Unspeakable

2000 (V)

Barry A. Carter: This is *my* pussy... filled with shit!

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Unspeakable

2002

Warden Blakely: I want to kill you a hundred times over!

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Untamed Youth

1957

Lillibeth: Don't hit me in the mouth again, you'll break my dental plate.

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Unter Palmen am blauen Meer

1957

Marina: They belong to a jazz club Contessa: What is Jazz?

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Uomo delle stelle, L'

1995

Joe Morelli: We are here to offer you a fantastic future!

Beata: I like love stories where everybody kisses and are happy ever after.

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Up Against Amanda

2000

Amanda Lear: It's not the smoke that kills - it's the smoker.

Amanda Lear: You made love to me in your hot tub - don't you recognize my voice?

Laurie Pierce: It does look better if people think I'm single.

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