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A Time to Love and a Time to Die

1958

Professor Pohlmann: Without doubt, there would be no need for faith.

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Timecode

2000

Rose: I've been looking for somebody all my life who would discover me.

Darren: Did you look at Tower Records, cause they just re-released ABBA's greatest hits.

Evan Wantz: Darren, why do they call it a budget? Darren: They call it a budget so you don't budge from it.

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Timequest

2002

(first lines) Jacqueline Kennedy: Did today really happen?

(last lines) Dan Rather: In a few moments, we expect to see President Kennedy escorting Mrs Kennedy with their newborn son James. Young James was born four days ago when... I've just been informed that President and Mrs Kennedy are about to leave the hospital.

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Times Square

1980

Nicky Marotta: Freeze or I'll brain your blows out! Pamela Pearl: Laughing at Nicky Nicky Marotta: What's so funny? Pamela Pearl: You said 'brain your blows out!'

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Timothy Goes to School

2000

Frank #1: I do not know where this piece fits. Frank #2: I do not know either!

Frank #1: Oh, no! Please do not tell me that is raw fish!

Frank #1: A shutterbug? Frank #2: What kind of a bug is that?

Frank #1: Go, Franks, Go! Frank #2: Go, Franks, Go!

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Tinseltown

1997

Max: Lemme give you a little advice about women like her. The fuckin' you get, ain't worth the fuckin' you get, okay?

Cliff: I'm special.

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Tiptoes

2003

Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would love to see that!

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Titanic

1943

1st Officer Petersen: Now money means nothing. Now it's just about survival.

Final Title Card: The deaths of 1,500 people remain unatoned for... an eternal condemnation of England's quest for profit.

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Titans

1981

Host: If I could bring across the well of time anyone who has ever lived, who would you ask me to bring? Which of the great ones? Which of the Titans?

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To Be the Best

1993

Cheryl: I notice your sadness after we make love.

Eric Kulhane: I promise to stop fighting, will you marry me?

Rick Kulhane: I sold my soul for a hundred grand, and blew it straight up my nose.

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To Die, to Sleep

1994

Dumar: What makes you think life is so simple? Phil: What do you know? Dumar: I know that when you feel down enough to kill yourself, you don't need an excuse.

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To Duck... or Not to Duck

1943

Laramore: There's something awfully screwy about this fight, or my name isn't Laramore... and it isn't!

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To Hell and Back

1955

Lt Manning: At 0500 we'll open up with small arms fire. The 7th will move across at the same time. I'm sure the Jerries will throw some entertainment our way. Audie Murphy: I think you can count on it, Lieutenant.

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To Hell with Love

1998

Nick Rigatelli: You're acting like Joey Budcfucco. What's a matter with Joey Budafucco?

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To Play the King

1993 (TV)

Francis Urquhart: We are by God a nation of fierce bad rabbits.

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To Protect and Serve

1992

Captain Malouf: Your father cried like an old woman, you know, right before I put the bullet in his head.

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To Sleep with a Vampire

1993

Jacob: There's a dark part of your soul.

Jacob: I have to feed.

Nina: You're not one of those bondage freaks or anything, are you?

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To Tell the Truth

1956

(Host Bud Collyer: at the end of every show with a giggle and a smile) Don't you forget to tell the truth!

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To the Limit

1995

Colette Dubois: Look, I don't have to justify myself to yew!

Frannie: I ain't no neighborhood girl, and I won't put up with it anymore!

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Tobacco Road

1941

Jeeter Lester: Why, Ada here never... never spoke a word to me for the first ten years we was married. Heh! Them was the happiest ten years of my life.

Lov Bensey: I want a young wife. I ain't gonna take no 23 year old woman for a wife, have everybody laughin' at me.

Lov Bensey: I ain't tradin' turnips with nobody.

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Today with Des and Mel

2002

(repeated line) Des: Shall we do it? Mel: Let's do it. Des: We're gonna do it!

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Today's Special

1981

Muffy the Mouse: And now it's time to introduce a nursery rhyme by Mother Goose.

Muffy the Mouse: This is a recorded poem, sorry, but there's no one ho-em.

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil

2003

Todd: Satan will fix it.

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Tokyo Babylon

1992 (V)

Hokuto: There's no such thing as an "ordinary" medium!

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Tokyo Fist

1995

(Tsuda has just been beaten nearly to death) Tsuda: At least I don't have any problems staying awake anymore.

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Tokyo Godfathers

2003

Hana: If you like the police so much, get THEM to adopt you!

Hana: I am a mistake made by God. In my heart I am a woman.

Miyuki: Big Breasts... cool

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Tokyo Joe

1949

Photo sergeant: (taking a photograph) Stand as close to the bar as you can, sir. Joseph 'Joe' Barrett: That's been one of my troubles. Photo sergeant: What's that, sir? Joseph 'Joe' Barrett: I, uh... (pause) Skip it.

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Tokyo monogatari

1953

Kyoko: Isn't life disappointing? Noriko: (smiles) Yes, it is.

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Tom and Jerry: The Movie

1992

Droopy: Hello, all you happy people.

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Tom and Jerry

1965

Various Characters: (in a drab tone) Gee, I'm throwing away a million dollars... (In an excited tone) but I'm happy.

Tom Cat: (singing to a female cat) Is you is, or is you ain't my bay-bay...

Droopy: You know what? That makes me mad!

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tom thumb

1958

Ivan: There are two thieves here - and both of them are you!

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Tom yum goong

2005

Inspector Mark: And this is the main Asian market in downtown Sydney, most of the people here are Asian, you know? Chinese, Thai, Vietnam (Laughs and begins to walk away) Whoa whoa whoa whoa!... And Laos!

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Tomahawk

1951

Dan Castello: I have to keep moving. Got iron in my blood. If I sit still, I rust.

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Tomb Raider II

1997 (VG)

Lara Croft: Pardon me if that was just your way of trying the doors for me.

Beaten up guy: You have come for me, I saw bright lights around me! Lara Croft: That was gunfire.

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Tommy Lee Goes to College

2005

Professor Doug Bush: This guy's a rock star?

Matt Ellis: You can never have enough hose.

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Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller

1988

Ralph's Dad: Here's the inverted seaway I was telling you about.

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Tomorrow Is Forever

1946

John Andrew MacDonald: Miss me, but don't be afraid.

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Too Hot to Handle

1960

Diamonds Dielli: That's a very nice dress you nearly got on. I like it.

Johnny Solo: I had a friend once, Diamond. It didn't take.

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Too Late the Hero

1970

Captain Hornsby: What an extraordinary fellow! Colonel Thompson: Well, he is an American.

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Too Many Girls

1940

(Trying to get the $300 needed to open the school) Eileen Eilers: I'm president of the student body and prepared for almost ANY sacrifice.

Jojo Jordan: Well, I'm not exactly wonderful, but I'm awfully attractive in a dynamic sort of way.

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Top Cops

1990

Announcer: The events you are about to see are true. Real cops, real cases, real criminals. Stories, told by the cops who lived them and will remember them the rest of their lives.

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Top o Nerae!

1988 (V)

Jung Freud: The moon is great, you're weightless! On Earth, your bra's too tight, your shoulders are in knots, and soon your boobs sag.

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Top o' the Morning

1949

Biddy O'Devlin: It does little good to put a curse on Americans. They don't seem to know the difference.

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Topaz

1969

Michle Picard: Oh, the Cubans. I love the Cubans. They are so wild!

Francois Picard: I've been shot... Just a little.

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Topaze

1933

Coco: But idiots are hard to find, I should think. Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: Oh no, not in the scientific world.

Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: You're the most impudent scoundrel I've ever known. Professor Auguste A. Topaze: Sir, I am impervious to flattery.

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Topzu

1992

Ai: I'm at your disposal, sir

Ai: I've discovered that I have no talent - none whatsoever.

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Torchy Blane in Chinatown

1939

Detective Sergeant Gahagan: Quit kidding, Torchy. You ain't no lady. You're a reporter.

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Torchy Blane in Panama

1938

Cop: Hold it. You can't go in there, lady. There's been a hold-up and a murder. Torchy Blane: You're wrong, boys. Hold-ups and murder are my meat. Here's the open sesame that swings wide all portals - my press pass. Torchy Blane of the Star.

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Torn Curtain

1966

(first lines) Professor Karl Manfred: Are they ever going to get the heating fixed? Norwegian crewman: They are working at it, Professor. Perhaps some of you scientists would like to give us a helping hand!

(last lines) Dr Sarah Louise Sherman: Oh, Michael! (laughing)

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Tornado!

1996/I (TV)

Jake Thorne: Hey, are we flirting here? Sam Callen: If we are, we're rusty as hell. Jake Thorne: Nothing a little oil won't fix.

Sam Callen: So, why are tornados always picking on Texas? Dr Branson: Could be the hats.

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Torrid Zone

1940

Nick Butler: I've never seen such luck! Lee Donley: Lucky in cards, unlucky in love.

Lee Donley: (picking up a cigarette dropped by Gloria) I believe this is how the Chicago fire got started. Gloria Anderson: The Chicago fire was started by a cow. Lee Donley: History repeats itself.

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Torsdag i 2'eren

2002

Fissan Poulsen: You must be wondering why I am called Fissan. That's because my original name was Poul. But then my friends came to me and said: "Poul - that has bad energy to it. You should go to a numerologist." So I went to a numerologist and now I am called Fissan. Now what was it YOU asked me?

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Tortilla Soup

2001

Carmen Naranjo: Do you know why we clink glasses before drinking?... It's so that all the five senses are involved. We touch the glass. We smell the drink. We see its color. We taste it. Hearing is the only sense that doesn't participate unless we create it.

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Torture Ship

1939

(first lines) First reporter: Doctor, is it true that through your experiments in endocrine glands you can cure crime? Second reporter: What about this crime cure? Dr Herbert Stander: Boys, after the grand jury's decision, I'll have a statement to make. If making a criminal mind is normal... than I'll be indicted.

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Totally F***ed Up

1993

(recounting his favorite slang term for masturbation) Andy: Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

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Totally Sexy Loser

2003

(Talking of Jeremy's boyfriend) Gretchen: He's nice. Jeremy: Of course he's nice. He's taking serotonin re-uptake inhibitors.

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Totmacher, Der

1995

Fritz Haarmann: The boys always asked me, "Fritz, what to you put in there?" (opens the window, walks up close to the doctor) Fritz Haarmann: And then I always said, "I'm feeding your FISHES!", that's the way I said it.

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Touch and Go

1986

Bobby Barbato: Which apartment do you live at? Louis DeLeon: (looks at Barbato and says nothing) Bobby Barbato: Fine, we'll knock on them all. With your head. (throws Louis at a door)

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Touch & Go

2003

(Darcy and Lynn move to the back of the fairy) Lynn: Why do we have to sit here I get seasick if I don't see where I'm going? Darcy: Yeah, well I get sick looking at Dartmouth.

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Touch

1997/I

Artie: "I'm gonna hang up before I catch that new kind of AIDS, hearing AIDS, the kind you get from listening to assholes".

Artie: "You know how to keep a dog from humping your leg?, pick up the dog and suck his dick"

Debra Lusanne: Controversy is the oxygen I breathe.

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Touched by Evil

1997 (TV)

Ellen: You raped me. And then you did it again. And again. And again.

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Touching Evil

1997 (mini)

Creegan: He's a pimp.

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Touching the Void

2003

Joe Simpson: Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M.

Joe Simpson: I didn't put a knot into the end of the rope. If there was nothing down there, I would fall, and it would be quick.

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Tough Guys Don't Dance

1987

Tim Madden: Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man!

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Toughlove

1985 (TV)

Gary Charters: I have one question: Why are you way over there?

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Tourist Trap

1979

Davey: See my *friend*!

Eileen: Mr Slausen, can I use your phone? Mr Slausen: Oh sure, help yourself... but it doesn't work. I got nobody to call.

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Tovarich

1937

Mikail: Do you love your pigeon? Tatiana: Every feather, my darling!

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Tower House

1962

Unknown: Eh mere diley nadan, tu gum se na gabrana, ik din to samaj lenghi duniya tera apsana... O my dear heart, do not be afraid of sorrow for one day this world will understand your plight...

Suresh Kumar: Main khush naseeb mujko kisika pyar mila, bada haseen mere dil ka razdar mila... I am fortunate that I have receive someone's love, someone beautiful is my soulmate...

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Traces of Death

1993 (V)

Narrator: (before showing graphic footage of a sex change operation) Cross your legs, kiddies!

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Traces

2004

Pops: Shave it away.

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Traci, I Love You

1987 (V)

Traci: I couldn't believe what I was doing. I was drunk on cock!

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Tracks of a Killer

1995

Patrick Hausman: Women - you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em... yet.

Patrick Hausman: So little time, so many things to kill you with.

David Hawkner: You hate to lose - so do I.

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Tracy Beaker's Movie of Me

2004 (TV)

Tracy Beaker: Sometimes when we love someone, we have to go to them

Tracy Beaker: (about her mom) She feels like the whole world is against her, like I do sometimes

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Trader Hornee

1970

(describing her boss, Trader Hornee) Secretary: The e's are silent.

Hamilton Hornee: Is one moment of ecstasy worth a lifetime of shame?

Max Matthews: I always DID want to play the palace.

(on the approach of Algona the White Goddess) Natives: Ungawa!

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Trading Spaces

2000

Homeowner: How do you like the paint job? Designer: Horrible! Wrong colors! Good times!

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Trail to San Antone

1947

(although Gene has just the returned to ranch after serving in the Army Air Corps, he is surprised to see a single-engine plane flying over the stable) Gene Autry: First time I've seen one of those things in a long time. The Commodore: What have you been flying? Kites?

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Trancers 4: Jack of Swords

1994 (V)

Prospero: Killing isn't always the answer. Jack Deth: No, but it's usually a pretty good guess.

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Trancers 6

2002 (V)

Josephine Forrest: Did you know that being an asshole is the leading cause of death for both men and women?

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Transgression

1994

Mary Selby: I killed three men and found God.

Dr.Zaram: This is a classic example of a serial killer showing off his ego.

Margaret Selb: Your father and I didn't raise you to be with people like him.

Policeman: That little incident - you enjoyed it!

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Transylvania Twist

1990

Pinhead-lookalike: I don't know about you, but this hurts!

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Trapped in Paradise

1994

Alvin Firpo: I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.

Ma Firpo: You guys are dumber than a box of hair!

Bill Firpo: In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king!

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Traps

1994/II

Tuan: Here underneath, nothing right, nothing safe.

Tuan: Everywhere toilet.

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TrashHouse

2005

Lucy: This is going to RUIN my outfit...

David: Sorry if this sounds a bit dim, but why are'nt you trying to kill us?

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Traveller's Joy

1949

Reggie Pelham: We're not in a lifeboat, dear. Bumble Pelham: Well, I wish we were. At least we would have a keg of rum and some salt pork.

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Travels with My Aunt

1972

Aunt Augusta: Steward! More champagne. Steward: But we're just about to land. Aunt Augusta: Then you'll have to hurry, won't you?

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Trecatoarele iubiri

1974

Andrei: (talking to an old friend on the phone) : I thought all of my friends are dead by now. Costea: your friends maybe, but anyhow we are all ok.

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Tregua, La

1997

Il Greco: I may steal, but cheat -- never.

Il Greco: When there is war two things remember: shoes, then food, because who has shoes, finds food.

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Trenchcoat

1983

Mickey Raymond: (mocking Terry Leonard) It embarrases me when people give me special treatment for what I do.

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Tribulation

2000

Tom Canboro: Anybody who starts a sentence with "UFO," "extraterrestrial," "alien," or "Jesus Christ" -- I don't have to listen to the rest. Because I know what's coming.

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Tribute to a Bad Man

1956

Jeremy Rodock: You know, I ain't got you figured yet, McNulty. You act like a man with a lot of ideas. But all of them second rate... and not one honorable.

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Trick or Treat

1952

Hazel the Witch: Double double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Eye of needle, tongue of shoe, hand of clock that points at two... This is the real thing you know, right out of Shakespeare.

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Trigger Fast

1994

Brent Mallick: Is Trace sinking to your level or are you rising to his?

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Triggermen

2002

(during end credits) Andy Jarrett: Love is blind, friendship closes its eyes...

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Trinity

2001

Schiller: You're playing God.

Dr Clerval: Well, someone has to.

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A Trip Thru a Hollywood Studio

1935

(Hugh Herbert finishes putting on his make-up) Hugh Herbert: A little powder, a little paint, make little Hughie look what he ain't!

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Trishul

1978

Vijay Kumar: And you Mr R K Gupta, you are my illegitimate father! Perhaps my mother has had nothing but insults and pain but from my mother, that Shanti, I return all your wealth to you. Today, you have a lot of wealth and everything but I have never ever seen a poor man like you. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta.

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Trois vies & une seule mort

1996

Mateo Strano: Excuse me. I can usually control my hilarity.

Radio Announcer: Extreme happiness is a form of misery.

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Troma's War

1988

Taylor: (about Parker) I don't know whether he's a psycho or just crazy. Hardwick: He may be a psycho but he's definately not crazy.

(repeated line) Parker: Airborne!

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Tron ni kobun

1999 (VG)

Servbot: Wow! The water turned all brown and fizzy! Let's drink some! Tron: No! Don't do that! you don't know what it does!! Servbot: Wow! This stuff is pretty good! It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!! Tron: The Elixir of Youth is... root beer?!

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Trouble Along the Way

1953

Steve Aloysius Williams: Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing

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