Film Dialogue 18
The Wild Pair
Benny Avalon: Who's Ivory? Joe Jennings: Captain, he doesn't even know the name of the man he was moving in on! Benny Avalon: I also don't know who crapped in the park, but I can recognize a shit when I see it!
The Wild Wild West Revisited
Dr Miguelito Loveless, Jr: You killed my father. James T. West: I don't remember killing Dr Loveless. Artie, did you... ? Atremus Gordon: No, I didn't... Dr Miguelito Loveless, Jr: He died of ulcers!
The Wild Women of Wongo
Engor: The tribe of many men come in big canoes bringing war to the coast.
Police Officer: A good lickin' never hurt anybody, boy. My old man used to give me enough of 'em when I was a kid. Hey, still in all, I never thought of callin' the cops when he did.
The Winning Season
Honus Wagner: There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer.
The Winter Guest
Frances: This is my own body. I can do what I like. I can gain weight if I like, and I can cut my own hair.
Elspeth: One life! Thats all! You'll not get the last years back.
Elspeth: A person needs to be needed and if you don't need me, you could lie.
Mary: I don't tell you everything.
Mary: I wish you would crash the car.
Tinman: The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women.
The Wolves of Kromer
Gabriel: Surely they knew. Parents can always tell when one of their kids are gonna turn out to be wolves.
The Woman Chaser
Becky: Don't you want to kiss me good night? Richard Hudson: Thanks, I kiss too wetly.
The Woman in Red
Joe: Do you believe this man asking whether my Teresa would fool around? Buddy: I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with YOU.
The Woman in the Window
Richard Wanley: The streets were dark with something more than night.
Richard Wanley: No... Not for a million dollars!
The Women in His Life
Kent Barringer: In a case like yours, an ounce of showmanship is worth a ton of evidence.
The Wooden Gun
Steve West: What's it like, being in love? Jake Finney: Worse than hanging, that's for damn sure!
The Wooden Horse
(Doctor, visiting prisoners in hospital, hears they are listening to music by Beethoven) Doctor: Ah, Beethoven. He is a good German. Prisoner: (calls out from the background) Yes. He's dead.
Marty South: Oh, Giles, if only you could tell your heart to be free. Giles Winterbourne: You can't tell the heart. The heart hopes. Most of all where it's hopeless.
Grace Melbury: (to her husband's mistress) See him as much as you want. Until you wish you had never known him.
The Word Universe: A Journey to West Africa
Liberian Refugee: Universe is one word, containing all the human beings living on earth. Universe is one word, therefore we're supposed to be one people.
Liberian Refugee: When someone is my best friend, nothing can separate us but death.
The World Flesh and the Devil, The
Benson Thacker: I have nothing against negroes. Ralph Burton: That's very white of you...
The World We Live In and Live In Hamburg
Band: Well, actually this is "See You".
The World's Greatest Athlete
Announcer: I've never seen anything like this in my entire illustrious career!
The World's Greatest Lover
Rudy Valentine: Are you trying to give me fart hailure?!
The Worm Eaters
Herman Umgar: I'll rip your tongue off and slap ya silly with it!
The Worst Day Ever
Missy May: If you don't want me for my body then what else could you want me for?
Randall Wood: I just want to get to work, not sell my soul.
Will Faust: Yes, I am the devil, but you can call me Will... or Peaches. I really long for affection.
The Wrecking Crew
Lola Medina: You . . . like to drink. Matt Helm: It's a hobby.
The Wrong Guys
(Richard goes to check the engine of the Volkswagen van and it's gone) Richard: I don't see it. Is it small?
Duke Earle: If I wanted to eat a face... I'd eat yours.
The Wrong Man
Lt Bowers: An innocent man has nothing to fear, remember that.
The Year of Living Dangerously
Billy Kwan: We'll make a great team, old man. You for the words, me for the pictures. I can be your eyes.
Billy Kwan: If it's in focus, it's pornography, if it's out of focus, it's art.
Billy Kwan: I would have given up the world for her. You wouldn't even give up one story.
The Year of the Sex Olympics
Nat Mender: Sex is not to do. Sex is to watch.
Jody Baxter: Pa, am I a man now?
Ezra "Penny" Baxter: That's why I hate a bear. You look right in their face, and they got no remorse.
The Yellow Rolls-Royce
Albanian Ambassador: My lord! The crisis grows more grave by the hour. The Marquess of Frinton: Then I suggest, Mr Ambassador, that we sleep on it. Crises always manage to look better in the morning.
The Yellow Rose of Texas
Band leader: (seeing Roy Rogers getting in a fight with multiple assailants) Hey, that's a little uneven!
The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles
Man: You boys look like you crawled through hell on your bellies. Indiana Jones: We didn't crawl.
Pablo Picasso: I love this town!
The Young Lions
Michael Whiteacre: Look, I've read all the books. I know that in 10 years we'll be bosom friends with the Germans and the Japanese. Then I'll be pretty annoyed that I was killed.
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Graham Young: I want to be the greatest poisoner the world has ever seen.
Molly: You contaminate everything you touch. I'm going to scrub you till you are raw.
The Young Stranger
Teen: You know, they arrested me for car theft. My dad's car! Gee if I'd known I was gonna get caught, I'd have done pretty much better for myself. My dad's car---what a heap!
The Zack Files
Zack Greenburg: Why do I always have to be the one with a conscience?
Cam Dunleavey: You can leave this to a man of vision.
Cam Dunleavey: It's time for some Cam Dunleavey magic.
The Zeta Project
Zeta: Hello, I'm looking for Raymond DeFlores, also known as the "Merchant of Death".
Zeta: I must admit, there are many thing about the heart that puzzle me. Like what does it mean when people say, 'broken hearts,' 'heart throb', and 'heartache'? Ro: It means they've been listening to too much country and western.
Ludovic: So, what do good man do in bad times? Vet: They do what's right. Ludovic: No,they get drunk. To good men. Vet: Ludovic, tell me, what did you do before you got into this lets say zoo buisness?
Receptionist: Patients are asked not to die in the corridors.
Receptionist: We have a V.I.P. with us.
There Was a Crooked Man...
Woodward Lopeman: Why do you work at it so hard proving you're a son-of-a-bitch. Paris Pittman Jr.: Because I am. It's my profession and I'm on top!
There's No Business Like Show Business
Molly Donahue: You start worrying about your kids the day they're born, and you never stop. Even after they bury you, I bet you never stop worrying.
There's Something About Miriam
Miriam: I was not born as a woman, I was born as a man.
These Old Broads
Kate Westbourne: I know a friend who lipoed her stomach once. A few months later, she looked like Jabba the Hutt. Miriam: Who's Jabba the Hutt? Addie Holden: It's a sea slug, Mummy, from outer space and it's not a complimant.
Karen Wright: (referring to Mary and Mrs Amelia Tilford) The wicked very young... and the wicked very old.
Dr Joseph 'Joe' Cardin: When three people come to you with their lives spread out on a table for you to cut to pieces, then the only honest thing for you to do is to give them a chance to come out whole.
They All Kissed the Bride
Margaret Drew: When I want a sneak, I'll hire the best and get a Jap.
Tammy: I am not just a piece of meat!
Director Mel Duncan: This has got to be more than just a dirty movie - this has got to be the "King Kong" of porno movies.
They Drive by Night
Lana Carlsen: The doors made me do it!
Joe Fabrini: Do you believe in love at first sight? Cassie Hartley: It saves a lot of time.
Elektra's Father: (before he is executed by the Germans) I came cross the sea, from Ionia. Where did you come from?
Thicke of the Night
Alan Thicke: We are very sorry to hear about the death of your father. Himself (Carradine, Keith) : My father is still alive. Alan Thicke: Oh? How is he?
Thieves Like Us
Bowie: Miss Keechie, do you know what the Mississippi state animal is? Keechie Mobley: What? Bowie: You know, the state animal. Keechie Mobley: I don't know. A deer maybe? Mobley: No sir! It's a squashed dog in the road!
Johnny: Whoa... That's a whole lotta horse love.
Spenser: How come it takes you so long to pick a doughnut? Chollo: No two doughnuts are exactly alike. You had Indio blood, you'd understand.
Gino: I give my word.
Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo
Lieutenant Jacob 'Shorty' Manch: Well feed me corn and watch me grow! How did all this scum get in here?
This Gun for Hire
Willard Gates: Don't you trust me? Philip Raven: Who trusts anybody?
Willard Gates: Raven... how do you feel when you're doing... (indicates murder headlines) this? Philip Raven: I feel fine.
Ruby: What's the matter? You look like you've been on a hayride with Dracula.
This Happy Breed
Frank Gibbons: (putting down the newspaper) Well, they're cutting down the navy, and they're cutting down the army. The only thing they don't seem to be cutting down is the unemployed!
This Is a Life?
Daffy Duck: (Daffy pets his stomach) Easy stomach, don't turn over, now.
This Is the Army
Jerry Jones: Will you marry me tonight? Ethel: Well, of course. Jerry Jones: Wonderful. Congratulations, darling, you're a warbride. I've just been drafted.
This Is Wonderland
Tammy: When I want your opinion, I'll unzip your fly.
Tammy: I love you, Beth. I just wanted to hurt you the way you hurt me. Sex with men means death. Say it! Beth: Sex with men means death! (they kiss passionately while Elliot watches)
George Bush: You're a Liberal sissy! John Kerry: You're a right-wing nut-job! George Bush: You're a Pinko Commie! John Kerry: You're dumb as a doorknob! George Bush: Hey, you got that Botox! John Kerry: But I still won three Purple Hearts! George Bush: This land will surely vote for me!
This Man Is Mine
Francesca 'Fran' Harper: What do you mean "telling the truth about me"? Haven't you got any honor or decency left?
Francesca 'Fran' Harper: I've come to turn the other cheek. Toni Dunlap: Well, turn it somewhere else. I've seen enough of your cheek!
This Week in Baseball
Mel Allen: (the weekly opening line) Hello everybody, this is Mel Allen.
Mel Allen: (closing line) That's all for now folks! See you next week on This Week In Baseball.
This Year's Love
(a sleepy Cameron is less than enthusiastic to find Mary in bed with him) Mary: It's all right, mate. You've woken up with a fat bird. I'll get me coat.
Thomas est amoureux
Melodie: Thomas, I want you to go outside. Thomas Thomas: I can't. Melodie: I want to see you here, with me. Thomas Thomas: I can't. Melodie: I want to touch you. Thomas Thomas: No.
Thoroughbreds Don't Cry
Jim, Racetrack Usher: Listen here, lady, I'm the usher! Mother 'Aunt Edie' Ralph: Well go on and ush!
Three Card Monte
Jack: And suddenly Riley's next to me shouting... Riley: Come on Jack, you idiot, you stupid idiot! You and your stupid plan! Jack: Come on Jack, you legend, you sex god legend!
nm0005263/Dave Navarro: (describing a recent party over the phone to Zim-Zum of Marilyn Manson) There was literally five pounds of cocaine, three pounds of heroin, all the booze you wanted, all the strippers and whores you wanted, and they were all looking for guys in bands.
Mei: You're rich but I'm free.
Three Hams on Rye
Moe: Remind me to kill you later. Shemp: I'll make a note of it!
Three Hours to Kill
Jim Guthrie: Did you know we were going to get some cattle with the place? Laurie Mastin: Cattle? How many? Jim Guthrie: Two. We're going to be cattle barons.
Three Little Girls in Blue
Miriam: I think we should have a great big weddin'; you get so many more presents that way. Pam Charters: You'll have to help me write the thank-you letters! Miriam: Why - can't you write?
Three Little Twirps
Curly: Gee, I haven't been to the circus since I got out of the fourth grade! Moe: Yeah, and that was last year.
Three Loves Has Nancy
William, the Butler: Pardon me, sir. There's a young lady crying in your bedroom. Malcolm 'Mal' Niles: Well, what of it? It's a party, isn't it?
Vivian Herford: I've had a lovely evening - but this wasn't it!
Three Missing Links
(Larry thinks that a real gorilla behind him is Curly in a costume) Larry: Cut it out, ya puddinhead! Curly: I'm not me!
Three on a Match
Ruth Wescott: It must be a grand feeling to get everything you want.
Junior (Kirkwood boy) : Please don't hurt my mommy! Harve: I'll bear that in mind.
Three Sappy People
(to Curly) Moe: Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it!
Moe: Remind me to tear out your Adam's apple! Curly: I'll make a note of it. (pulls out a pad of paper and a pencil)
Three Smart Girls
Mrs Lyons: Believe me, Donna, ten million at the altar is worth twenty million in the bush!
Judson Craig: Do you realize that I have guests downstairs, that Miss Lyons was singing? I thought the ceiling would come down! Penny Craig: Why didn't you stop her?
Johnny West: Don't ever get mixed up with a Chinese goddess. That's the worst thing that can happen, the very worst.
Amanda Webb: Will someone open a window and let some of this testosterone out?
Marcus Miller: You can't help! Johnathan Vance: We can give moral support. Marcus Miller: You don't have any morals. Amanda Webb: That's true.
Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor
Thrill Kill Jack: Hey, Gimp. Do you want to recycle? Eat your own crap!
Boris Karloff: And as sure as my name is Boris Karloff, this is going to be a thriller.
Johnny Gambi: Can you, uh, juggle or anything like that? We might pick up a few bucks. Steve Martin: I can imitate a movie star.
Peter Stackhouse: I hope you're not angry? Kay Saunders: That you were interested in my legs? Why not at all. That's what they're there for.
Sgt. Mike Braggart: (in a letter to his wife) You know those trick diets you used to go on, Lou? They used to say, reducing is murder. Baby, our orders was to reduce enemy installations. That kind of reducing *is* murder.
Lt John McCreery: In case anyone asks you, Sherman was right.
Glass: Congratulations. You've just made your first ticker.
Glass: You're a detective. So why don't you go and do some detective work.
Glass: Love never dies, and neither do they. Love is eternal, and that's a long time.
(first lines) Skip: Tide goes in, tide goes out.
Jeliza-Rose: He looks like a burrito.
Tie zhang xuan feng tui
Ling Shih-hua: Miss Tien. Thank you for saving me. Miss Tien: Forget it. I just didn't want somebody else to kill you.
Ortega: I don't make war on women and children. Danny Pose: No, you just leave them as widows and orphans!
Tiger Claws III
Linda Masterson: "From now on, when I go out with you, I'm wearing pants."
Wes Block: Twenty-eight years ago I borrowed 40 dollars from my father, packed up an old, beat up suitcase, took a bus and came here. I was seventeen at the time. While I walked through the French Quarter, I looked out over the Mississippi and swore I'd never leave. Beryl Thibodeaux: Ever come close? Wes Block: Only once. When I looked down and saw that the suitcase was missing.
Forrester: I have a message for you. How well do you know your staff? Who and what are they? Can you trust them? I am the Voice of Truth.
Till the Clouds Roll By
Victor Herbert: (congratulating Jerome Kern on his composing ability) My boy, you've got a song to sing.
Don 'The Matador' Everest: If we do this thing, that's a secret I'd like you to take with you to your grave, and if you don't, chances are you gonna get there a little bit sooner than you expected.
Don 'The Matador' Everest: Clear out of here when you're done bleeding.
Jimmy Towne: You can't escape your blood, kid.
Matt Chaflin, Hired Gunslinger: I always give a man an even break - unless I know he's faster on the draw than I am.
Donald Duck: Doggone it! I might just as well be in a concentration camp.
Mike Conway: (about to be subjected to tarantula-torture) Bring on your spiders.
Time and Space
Guru Rohini Bhate: Dance does not signify mere pleasure - nor is it just fascinating physical activity. It awakens the soul and arouses a sense of elation - rarely experienced otherwise. What is Dance then - if not a prayer?
Michael Raynor: Tomorrow's my birthday -- literally.
Himself - Archaeologist: Tony! We found some rocks!