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Movie quotes on this page from the following movies:
- The Last Hard Men
- The Last Horror Film
- The Last Horror Movie
- The Last House on Dead End Street
- The Last Hunt
- The Last Innocent Man
- The Last Man on Earth
- The Last Mile
- The Last of Mrs Cheyney
- The Last of the Knucklemen
- The Last of the Ryans
- The Last Real Cowboys
- The Last Ride
- The Last Stop
- The Last Voyage
- The Last Warning
- The Last Way Out
- The Last Winter
- The Late George Apley
- The Late Show
- The Laughing Dead
- The Law and the Lady
- The Lawless Frontier
- The League of Gentlemen
- The Legend of Ghostwolf
- The Legend of Lizzie Borden
- The Legend of Zelda 2: Rinku no bôken
- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
- The Lemon Drop Kid
- The Lemon Sisters
- The Leopard Son
- The Librarian's Dream
- The Librarians
- The Lift
- The Light That Failed
- The Lighthorsemen
- The Likely Lads
- The Linda McCartney Story
- The Line Cross & the Curve, The
- The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story
- The Lion King II: Simba's Pride Activity Center
- The Little American
- The Little Drummer Boy Book II
- The Little Giant
- The Little Rascals
- The Little Unicorn
- The Lives of a Bengal Lancer
- The Local Stigmatic
- The Locals
- The Lodger
- The Lodger
- The Lone Prairie
- The Lone Ranger
- The Lone Wolf Returns
- The Lonely Man
- The Lonesome Trail
- The Long Ships
- The Longest Day of the Century
- The Lord's of Flatbush
- The Lost City
- The Lost Tape: Andy's Terrifying Last Days Revealed
- The Lost World
- The Lottery Bride
- The Loudspeaker
- The Love Nest
- The Love Parade
- The Love Song of Henry Milk
- The Low Life
- The Lucas Ear of Corn
- The Luck of the Irish
- The Mack
- The Mad Ghoul
- The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper
- The Magnetic Monster
- The Magnificent Two
- The Main Event
- The Maker
- The Making of 'Alien³'
- The Making of '... And God Spoke'
- The Making of 'Total Recall'
- The Maltese Falcon
- The Mambo Kings
- The Man Between
- The Man Called Flintstone
- The Man From Planet X
- The Man on the Eiffel Tower
- The Man Who Cried
- The Man Who Fell to Earth
- The Man Who Fell to Earth
- The Man Who Shot Christmas
- The Man with a Cloak
- The Mangler 2
- The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
- The Mark of Zorro
- The Mark of Zorro
- The Marksman
- The Marrying Man
- The Marshal of Mesa City
- The Mask of Diijon
- The Mask of Dimitrios
The Last Hard Men
1976
Zach Provo: You don't die for women. You kill for them.
The Last Horror Film
1982
Jana Bates: I've seen enough fake blood to know the real thing when I see it.
The Last Horror Movie
2003
Max Parry: I'm trying to make an intelligent film about murder, whilst actually doing the murders.
The Last House on Dead End Street
1977
Terry Hawkins: I'm directing this fucking movie!
Ken Hardy: He don't wanna make movies... He wants to be in 'em.
The Last Hunt
1956
Jimmy: Mr Woodfoot, how come Charley hates Indians so much? Woodfoot: Now that's a good question, my boy. It's kinda funny, you know? Charley beats his horse, just like an Indian. Charley's free with his women, just like an Indian. Charley even blows his nose on his fingers, just like an Indian. I just don't get it.
The Last Innocent Man
1987 (TV)
Jerry: (after hearing about the huge mess Harry's in) Why the hell didn't you go fishing?
The Last Man on Earth
1964
Robert Morgan: Freaks! All of you. Freaks! Mutations! (gets stabbed with a spear) I am a man! I am the last... man.
Robert Morgan: Your new society sounds charming.
Ben Cortman: Morgan, come out!
Virginia Morgan: (Virginia has become a vampire) Let... me... in.
The Last Mile
1959
Narrator: Sometimes you have to put your faith in what you can't see. In what you wish.
The Last of Mrs Cheyney
1929
Lord Arthur Dilling: By marrying I can make only one woman miserable. By remaining single I can make so many happy.
Fay Cheyney: How disappointing you look in that dressing gown. Lord Arthur Dilling: Oh, and I chose the one that suits me best. How depressing; it must be me.
The Last of the Knucklemen
1979
Carl: Let's clear these fucking chairs! I've got to murder these mother fuckers!
The Last of the Ryans
1997 (TV)
Henry Bolte: The hanging will be ten percent on election day!
The Last Real Cowboys
2000
Tar: You so much as bunny hop an' I'll cut your heart out.
The Last Ride
2004/I (TV)
(about his new Pontiac GTO while picking up Matthew, who was released out of jail where he was locked for six months for stealing another GTO) Aaron Purnell: I got this one an old-fashioned way. I paid for it.
The Last Stop
2000
Jason: I guess I make my choices... and I live with the consequences.
The Last Voyage
1960
(Last line.) Cliff Henderson: This is one guy I'm gonna help aboard personally!
The Last Warning
1938
Doc Williams: What were you doing the night those shots were fired at Essex? Dawn Day: I was busy reloading the gun.
The Last Way Out
1997
Bobby: Cops would just love to know who you *really* are.
Bobby: I told you to follow him, not GO OUT with him!
Frank White: Leave my wife out of this!
Faye White: You can start by telling me how sorry you are.
The Last Winter
1984
Maya Amiel: You lived with an image. I lived with an illusion.
The Late George Apley
1947
Catherine Apley: She's from Worcester. George Apley: (who is from Boston) From Worcester? A foreigner!
The Late Show
1992
(repeated line) Rob Sitch: This is Champagne Comedy!
Tony Martin: What's all that about?
The Laughing Dead
1989
Father O'Sullivan: Have you heard of Tourette's Syndrome, DOCTOR Um-tzec? Dr Um-tzec: I am a doctor of divinity.
The Law and the Lady
1951
Jane Hoskins: I'm not interested in character, Baroness. I plan to become a lady, and for that, no character is necessary.
The Lawless Frontier
1934
The Sheriff: You're a slick, cunning wolf, Zanti, but I finally got ya. Pandro Zanti: You forgot, Señor Sheriff, wolves run in packs. And mine is not far behind.
The League of Gentlemen
1959
Major Race: Is that your wife? Lt Col Hyde: Yes. Major Race: Is she dead? Lt Col Hyde: No, no. I regret to say the bitch is still going strong.
The Legend of Ghostwolf
2005 (V)
Sgt: I didn't sign on for this.
Outlaw: He said you were stupid.
Outlaw: My daddy gave me this gun.
The Legend of Lizzie Borden
1975 (TV)
Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Borden: Do come in, someone's killed father.
The Legend of Zelda 2: Rinku no bôken
1987 (VG)
Rauru Resident: I am Error.
Random Villager: Eyes of Gannon are everywhere.
Villager: I'm sorry. I know nothing.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
1991 (VG)
Zelda: May the way of the hero lead to the Triforce.
Treeman: But what a foolish thing to leave lying around... the golden power... the Triforce!
The Lemon Drop Kid
1951
Sidney Melbourne: Santy Claus don't drink. Gloomy Willie: Oh, no? Well, how come he's always falling down chimleys?
The Lemon Sisters
1990
Young Franki: Once I saw my parents naked. Young Eloise: Were they (hesitates) doing anything? Young Franki: Yes. They were getting dressed. Young Nola: Good one, Franki!
The Leopard Son
1996
Narrator: The hyenas are used to the sounds of death and arise instantly with larceny in their hearts.
Narrator: Some lessons are hard, others harder still.
Narrator: It is those left behind who suffer most.
The Librarian's Dream
2001
Nick: There's no such thing as a free lunch, Sean.
The Librarians
2004
Agent Simon: We call ourselves The Librarians.
The Lift
2000
Jack: Aren't we supposed to be with our loved ones when we die? Mr Hill: No. That's what life is for.
The Light That Failed
1939
Dick Heldar: Painting is seeing, then remembering better than you saw.
The Lighthorsemen
1987
Dave: Hey, Scotty, you're not Scotch, are you? Scotty: No. Dave: Then, why do they call you Scotty? (Scotty thinks) Scotty: Maybe it's 'cause I'm Irish.
The Likely Lads
1976
Terry Collier: I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.
The Linda McCartney Story
2000 (TV)
Linda McCartney: Mick Jagger said he'd never have his old lady on stage. Paul McCartney: Yeah, well screw him! Linda McCartney: I already have.
The Line Cross & the Curve, The
1993
Mysterious Woman: And this curve, is your smile. And this cross, is your heart. And this line, is your path.
The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story
1996
Al Hirschfeld: Scuplture is really a drawing that you fall over in the dark.
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride Activity Center
1998 (VG)
(Young Kiara and Kovu think they hear a sound of a lion cub in the grass) Young Kiara: I think I see one. Young Kovu: Where? Where? Young Kiara: Ohh, it's just a clump of grass.
The Little American
1917
Angela Moore: I was neutral - till I saw your soldiers destroying women and shooting old men! Then I stopped being "neutral" and became a human being!
The Little Drummer Boy Book II
1976 (TV)
(repeated line) Brutus: Plato, you fool!
The Little Giant
1933
James Francis 'Bugs': Say, I'm just crawling with culture!
The Little Rascals
1955
Chubby: (to the teacher he has a crush on) You can call me Chubsy-Ubsy... if you want to.
The Little Unicorn
1998
Ted Regan: You want me to put an APB out for a unicorn.
The Lives of a Bengal Lancer
1935
Mohammed Khan: We have ways to make men talk.
The Local Stigmatic
1990
Graham: Fame is the first sin, because God knows who you are. God knows who YOU are!
Graham: I never pay for sex, Ray, because Jesus Christ paid for our sins.
Graham: Come on then, Ray. Privately trained, Ray. Huh. Ray.
The Locals
2003
Kelly: Are you coming to the party? Paul: Of course we're coming to the party. Kelly: Then just head back that way, it's a left, and a right... Lisa: Follow us, if you think you can keep up.
The Lodger
1927
Joe Betts: When I've put a rope round the Avenger's neck, I'll put a ring around Daisy's finger.
(first lines) Female eyewitness: Tall he was - and his face all wrapped up.
(last lines) The Landlady: Your toothbrush - you left it behind.
The Lodger
1944
Slade: You wouldn't think that anyone could hate a thing and love it too. Kitty Langley: You can't love and hate at the same time. Slade: You can! And it's a problem then...
The Lone Prairie
1942
Harper: If we had more hangin's, we'd have less hold-ups!
The Lone Ranger
1956
The Lone Ranger: Hi-yo, Silver!
The Lone Wolf Returns
1935
Inspector Crane: Mrs Mallison, my arm... Liane Mallison: Inspector Crane, my shoulder!
The Lonely Man
1957
Jacob Wade: Take your dead and git. And don't bury 'em on my ground!
The Lonesome Trail
1955
Old Trapper: You don't never use a bow on a man, boy, only on animals. Rush: Yeah. That's right. Only on animals!
The Long Ships
1963
Rolfe: If we ever had children, my lady, what princely liars they would be!
The Longest Day of the Century
1994
Victor Cardell: What would you think the Statue of Liberty was if you happened upon it standing in a field, no explanatory plaque included?
The Lord's of Flatbush
1974
Stanley Rosiello: (shoping for an engadgement ring) You want a ring? I got a ring for ya. In my bathtub.
The Lost City
1935/II
Zolok: Zolok You're in the lost city of the Ligurians. As you may know, Ligurians were master scientists. I am the last of that race, carrying on the elctromagnetic traditions of my people.
The Lost Tape: Andy's Terrifying Last Days Revealed
2004 (V)
Andy: Some people think these crazies out there are actually dead. Andy: (to camera) Now I know that's BULLSHIT. I don't know what they are but I know that's bullshit.
The Lost World
1960
Lord John Roxton: The best title for a woman is still "Mrs!".
Lord John Roxton: The best title for a woman is still "Mrs"!
The Lottery Bride
1930
Hilda: Do you know the meaning of Spring? Hoke Curtis: Yes. It means... Hilda: ... Yes?? Hoke Curtis: ... that you can take off your winter underwear.
The Loudspeaker
1934
(repeated line) Joe Miller: Hello, my lucky public!
The Love Nest
1923
Himself: (to the pirates) Men, I am now your captain. I will raise your pay and get you an insurance policy!
The Love Parade
1929
(first lines) Queen Louise: Why am I always awakened from my dreams?
The Love Song of Henry Milk
2001
Max Frankel: Some hail the Web as a liberation, rendering all voices equal... I suspect we will only be equal in our digital loneliness.
Max Frankel: Some hail the web as a liberation, rendering all voices equal. I suspect we will only be equal in our digital loneliness.
The Low Life
1995
John: How does a single crappy novel, by some Jackie Collins type, outsell all the books ever written by Hemingway, Faulkner, Salinger combined?
The Lucas Ear of Corn
1977
Lucas: What's gonna happen to us? Lucas's Mother: Lucas, how can you skip from topic to topic to topic? Lucas: Never mind. I guess I just don't wanna know anyway. I'll just let it happen and see what happens.
The Luck of the Irish
2001 (TV)
Kyle: Oh no! I'm turning into a Vulcan.
Kyle Johnson: You mean I'm a leprachaun, too? Kate Johnson: What else would ya be? (In Irish accent) Kyle Johnson: Oh, saints preserve us!
The Mack
1973
Goldie: Stick yo' self nigga!
Pimp: "Hey, I don't hafta take this! I'm a rich nigga! I thought you paid these pooh- butts off! You beat walkin' motherfuckers!"
Goldie: Listen to me and listen good. I don't give a shit what happened to you. You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my money!
The Mad Ghoul
1943
(Ken McClure pursues the ghoul into his bier) Egan (mortician) : For goodness sake, whatever you do, don't mar the coffin!
The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper
2005
Skipper: (following a group of nuns) Blend! Blend!
The Magnetic Monster
1953
Howard Denker: It's hungry! It has to be fed constantly - or it will reach out its magnetic arm and grab at anything within its reach and kill it. It's monstrous, Stewart, monstrous. It grows bigger and bigger!
The Magnificent Two
1967
(on the run in South America) Ernie: We were doing quite all right until you opened your big mouth. "Long live the President." Eric: How was I to know they'd just shot him?
The Main Event
1979
Percy: Man, you is the dumbest white guy I know.
The Maker
1997
Walter: That's the thing about travel. It's always nice to come home.
Walter: Come on, college boy. Do the smart thing.
The Making of 'Alien³'
2003 (V)
(after a crewmember delays a shot) David Fincher: Great. We are being held captive by a moron.
The Making of '... And God Spoke'
1993
Nude Ninja: And to think - we thought you were just the gardener at the sorority. We had no idea you were the ninja master.
Nude Ninja: And to think - we thought you were just the gardener at the sorority. We had no idea you were the ninja master.
The Making of 'Total Recall'
1990 (TV)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: This Hitchcockian style goes all the way through the script
The Maltese Falcon
1931
Sam Spade: Holy wars? I'll bet that was a great racket!
Casper Gutman: I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
The Mambo Kings
1992
Cesar Castillo: In the name of the Mambo, the Rumba, and the Cha cha cha.
Anna Maria: He thinks he's the last Coca Cola in the desert. Lanna Lake: Honey, he is.
The Man Between
1953
Ivo Kern: The Germans always had to learn languages - the army never knew where it would be going next.
The Man Called Flintstone
1966
Green Goose: These are some of my toys.
The Man From Planet X
1951
Professor Elliot: Your statement has the tinge of fantasy.
Professor Elliot: Well, the only difference between water and space is a matter of density.
The Man on the Eiffel Tower
1950
Inspector Jules Maigret: (to Johann Radek) By the way - there's one thing I'd like to know. Am I following you, or are you following me?
The Man Who Cried
2000
Lola: It's dangerous to love.
Cesar: It's better to run and live than to stay and die.
Lola: One should never look back. One should never regret. Never.
Dante Dominio: What do I have but my voice? I am nothing if I cannot sing.
The Man Who Fell to Earth
1976
Waiter: I think perhaps Mr Newton has had enough, don't you? Nathan Bryce: I think... perhaps... you're right.
Thomas Jerome Newton: We'd have probably done the same to you, if you'd come 'round our place.
The Man Who Fell to Earth
1987 (TV)
(The man is practicing how he will greet the first Earthling he meets.) John Dory: I have no money, so there is no reason to mug me.
The Man Who Shot Christmas
1984
Ralph: I like it when they try to kill you - it makes you appreciate being alive!
The Man with a Cloak
1951
Lorna Bounty: It is difficult for anyone to speak when you listen only to yourself.
Dupin: She's after my money. Everybody is after my money. Dupin: You must've been after it yourself to have acquired so much.
The Mangler 2
2001 (V)
Dan Channa: It's so sexy when you talk computer talk.
Corey Banks: It's all about big brother.
Jo: Mangler, you're my hero.
Jo: All you need is a millionaire father who doesn't want you around
Lecours: You remind me a lot of my wife, always watching me...
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
1959
(repeated line) Herbert T. Gillis: (whenever anything that Dobie does exasperates him) I gotta kill that boy. I just gotta.
The Mark of Zorro
1920
Lolita Pulido: Why do wear a mask? Zorro: Perhaps to hide the features of a Bergerac.
Undetermined role: We never let business interfere with drinking!
Zorro: I give you a safe rule, good landlady. Never do anything on an empty stomach - but eat!
The Mark of Zorro
1974 (TV)
Don Diego/Zorro: Why is it that the scoundrels of the world are always remembered and the well-bred men completely forgotten? Theresa: Perhaps it's because there is nothing particularly memorable about scented bathtubs.
The Marksman
2005 (V)
(from trailer) Painter: Are your nerves shaking?... that means your instincts are turned on.
The Marrying Man
1991
Phil: You know what the odds are on that? Impossible to one.
The Marshal of Mesa City
1939
Cliff Mason: I know that breed. They don't like to fight unless they have the drop on someone.
The Mask of Diijon
1946
(Diijon has hypnotized Victoria and told her to shoot Tony, her piano player) Victoria: You'd better play "Hearts and Roses" because I'm going to kill you.
The Mask of Dimitrios
1944
Colonel Haki: But to me the most important thing to know about an assassination is not who fired a shot - but who paid for the bullet!
Mr Peters: A book is a lovely thing, a garden stocked with beautiful flowers, a magic carpet on which to fly away to unknown climes.