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Un gars, une fille
1999
(repeated line) Jean 'Loulou': What have I done now?
Alex 'Chouchou': We haven't seen my mother in over a year. Jean 'Loulou': Doesn't that tell you something?
(repeated line) Alex 'Chouchou': Jean. Jean! Jean! Come here. Come here!
Uncommon Valor
1983/I
Sailor: You don't quit, boy. Not when it's for real!
Mrs Wilkes: It's taken me TEN YEARS to get that damn war out of his head! Rhodes: Oh yeah? Well it looks like it's still in there to me.
Rhodes: We'll need transportation... preferably four-wheel drive. Wilkes: Buy it or "borrow" it? Rhodes: Steal the fucker!
Sailor: Boy, you just bought the whole can of whup-ass!
Sailor: Boy... usin' that martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive.
Under California Stars
1948
(commenting on the girth of the new ranch hands) Roy Rogers: Cookie, if you don't quit hiring your relatives... Cookie Bullfincher: Well, Roy, after their mama died... Roy Rogers: ... we'll never be able to feed Europe!
(Roy catches Caroline Bullfincher after she faints from seeing a mouse) Roy Rogers: I can tell she's your relation - she weights a ton! Cookie Bullfincher: Oh, she ain't that big. Roy Rogers: How old did you say she was? Cookie Bullfincher: Oh, well, let's see. When I left... (the "unconcious" Caroline whacks him in the stomach) ... oh, ow! Ah, I don't rightly remember, Roy. Roy Rogers: Well, you know how we tell the age of horses don't you? Cookie Bullfincher: Look at their teeth? Roy Rogers: Right!
Undisputed
2002
Mendy Ripstein: (after getting to know the fight has been cancelled) Jesus fuckin' Christ! This fuckin' state. Who the fuck does this fuckin' warden... fuckin' think he is? Doesn't anybody know how to do business in this fuckin' state? My fuckin' wife and her fuckin' asthma and allergies. We had to move to the fuckin' desert. Goddamn fuckin' chickenshit doctors... I should've known better than listen to those shitheels. Fuckin' Palm Springs... Lay there in the fuckin' sun and do nothin'. Then this fuckin' state grabs my ass for taxes. Why the fuck I didn't stay in fuckin' Florida... where people know how to do fuckin' business. Fuckin' wife and her fuckin' asthma. Shit! Somethin' needs to get fuckin' done...
Unfaithfully Yours
1948
Alfred: A thousand poets dreamed a thousand years, then you were born, my love.
Alfred: Have you ever heard of Russian Roulette? Daphne De Carter: Why, certainly. I used to play it all the time with my father. Alfred: I doubt that you played Russian Roulette all the time with your father! Daphne De Carter: Oh, I most certainly did. You play it with two decks of cards, and... Alfred: That's Russian Bank. Russian Roulette's a very different amusement which I can only wish your father had played continuously before he had you!
Union Pacific
1939
Jeff Butler: I don't believe I'll need bodyguards. General Casement: You'll need 'em, alright. Fiesta: You think we no good, eh? Jeff Butler: No, it's not that... Leach Overmile: We've had a lot of experience, Captain. We bodyguarded the last two troubleshooters right up to the very minute they was killed.
Monahan: That Jeff Butler doesn't have all his brains in his holster.
Union Station
1950
Patrolman: Nothin's done right unless Tough Willy does it himself. Lt William Calhoun: How long you been working here? Patrolman: Four weeks tomorrow, Lieutenant. Lt William Calhoun: You need twenty-five years before you're eligible for a pension... and you won't make it. Not if you ever call me Willy.
Inspector Donnelly: The people you have to deal with are lice. They never keep their word to anyone about anything; they won't to you.
Marge Wrighter: Gonna send that kid home, aren't you, Joe? I mean after we collect. Joe Beacom: She'll go home... they ever fish her out of the river. Let's have the coffee, huh?
Unstable
2005 (V)
Jim: I didn't do it. There's no "if." That's the fucking truth!
Jim: They're never going to believe me. They're all convinced. Well, Wade anyway. I don't know what Chris and Steve think. Eric: I don't know what to think either.
Anthony: But Jim, I think you did it ok? I think you fucking did it! Jim: I know you think I did it. And if I were in your shoes, I would too. I'm just asking you to trust me.
Jim: My college major will freak you all out. Steve: What is it? Jim: Funeral directing. Steve: You want to be a funeral director? Jim: Yup. Steve: Wow. Anthony: He has sex with corpses. Jim: That's just gross!
Unzipped
1995
Linda Evangelista: See, Isaac, why do you always give me the flat shoes and you always give Naomi McCampbell the high heels? You gave me slippers for my finale last season. Every single time! Do you have something against white women?
Isaac Mizrahi: All I want to do is fur pants, but I know, like if I do them, I will be stoned off of Seventh Avenue, like some wanton heretic or something. So there won't be any fur pants coming down my runway. It's about women not wanting to look like cows or something.
Isaac Mizrahi: I would throw my hat up in the air, but you don't want to see my hair today.
Shalom Harlow: "Eskimo" means "fish eater".
Polly Mellen: Be careful of makeup! Be careful!
Up the Academy
1980
Leisman: What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again? Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir. Leisman: Say it again! Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir. Leisman: Say it again! Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
Ververgaert: Do you wet your bed? Chooch: No, I generally just piss over the side.
Leisman: Those glasses that you're wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!
Leisman: (pickup line) Tickle your ass with a feather?
Urban Gothic
2000
Milton: I accidentally raised a damn necromancer from the dead, and he thought it'd be fun to kill us, bring us back and make us his slaves. Didn't work out; teen spirit and all that.
Milton: (as Kate is about to give blood by slitting her hand with a knife) So, you've given blood like this before? Kate: Not squeamish, are you? Milton: Actually you're rather turning me on. Kate: Just give me the knife.
Milton: Jude, Zombies are the Ikea furniture of the Netherworld. Quick Reassembly.
Jude: This is Milton, he's a Zombie. Kali Cunningham: You have a zombie driving for you? Milton: I have no respect for humanity. Makes it much more fun!
Cora: Step on the cracks, never fall in, watch your back for the Nitterkin.
Urban Menace
1999
Crow: That's some real motherfuckin' bullshit! We got a whole army of motherfuckers, and we can get punished by this skinny guy psycho! Terror: Maybe we need to hire that nigga on our team, show these bitch-ass niggas how the fuck it's done. Crow: We all see the boy got heart. No Dice: (Giggles) For sure dawg, whole lot of it too. Whatcha want me to do about it? Terror: Shut the fuck up bitch-ass nigga, and roll a blunt. Only shit you good at! No Dice: Heh-heh. (Giggles) Crow: Shut up man, this is serious bizness man.
V for Vendetta
2006
(from trailer) Evey Hammond: You're getting back at them for what they did to you. V: What was done to me was monstrous. Evey Hammond: Then they created a monster.
(from trailer) V: Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
(from trailer) V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
(from trailer) V: People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
(from trailer) V: Fear became the ultimate tool of this government.
(from trailer) V: The only verdict is vengeance. The vendetta.
(from trailer) Sutler: I want this country to realize that we stand on the edge of oblivion. I want everyone to remember *why* they need us!
V Graham Norton
2002
Sandi Toskvig: The last thing I said was don't watch Graham Norton in front of granny. Graham Norton: And did they? Sandi Toskvig: I don't know. She's still talking to me, so probably not!
Sandi Toskvig: Just to annoy the Daily Mail, shall you and I get married?
Graham Norton: You won't believe the temperature here. I will be going for a swim later, just as soon as I've cracked the ice in the pool!
(Graham has revealed his Earthquake simulator) Bert Reynolds: I have a bed like that. Graham Norton: Lucky you!
Vagón fumador
2001
(asking about turning tricks...) Reni: You like it don't you? You enjoy it? Andrés: What? This? Yes, I really do.I love it. Totally. Especially when I get paid. It's something I can't describe. Andrés: Everything's got a price. Pizza... Seven bucks. Beer... Three. Rollerblades... Ninety and Andrés a hundred and fifty. Andrés: If you don't have a price you have nothing to offer. No Value. You're worth nothing. And I love being paid. Being appreciated, Being enjoyed.
Vajont - La diga del disonore
2001
Ancilla: That's a beautiful story. Really... If I think about it... I'd like a story like that too. Olmo Montaner: For a story like that, you have to start from the beginning. Ancilla: (looking at a wooden sculpture) Listen... you didn't chose this one at random... Olmo Montaner: Well, I was thinking... it's time to start a family. Ancilla: Yes but... it takes two people to start a family. Olmo Montaner: But there are two of us...
Valiant
2005
Von Talon: I'm a vegetarian. Mercury: And yet you wear a leather cape.
Felix: (talking to Valiant about being in the RHPS) If it weren't for my wooden drumstick I'd be out there right now!
Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.
Felix: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts. It's the size of your spirit!
Lofty: Could you burp on cue? Bugsy: Yeah, I can burp on all the letters, not just Q.
Valiant: (shouting) Quiet!
Charles De Girl: (to Valiant, Bugsy, Lofty, Toughwood, and Tailfeather) I won't lie to you - you will definitely be eaten by falcons.
Bugsy: I've got a doctor's note!
Von Talon: There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps!
Valley of Fire
1951
Breezie Larrabee: Gold! A pure nugget as big as your eyeball. It's a bonanza! I've hit paydirt. Maybe the mother-in-law lode.
(A well-dressed stranger claims to have found a gold mine) Breezie Larrabee: If that manicured dude ever turned a spade, it was on the bottom of a deck of cards.
(Breezy rides up to Blanche's wagon wearing his Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes) Widow Blanche: Oh Virgil, look at the nice man! Virgil: Is that what he is?
Valley Party Girls
2003 (V)
Animal: We're here to PARTY! Fatty: And eat pizza! Animal: ... and maybe eat some pizza.
Fatty: Hi. What's your name? Kim: Kim. Fatty: My name's Fatty. Wanna make out?
Jimmy Martins: (singing) Thunder, thunder, thunder-cock!
Shark Man: I'll bite your face off ... *crazy* style!
Vamos a matar, compañeros
1970
Yolof Peterson: Your friend is right, compañero. When you're about to die, don't ask so many questions.
Lola: We fight for the cause of liberty and justice! Yolof Peterson: I've heard those words in every country where I've sold guns.
Yolof Peterson: Excuse me, but your mother is a prostitue, your father is a crook, and your grandfather is a man with a very broad buttocks. Mexican: What? Yolof Peterson: Allow me to explain. Your mother is a whore, your father is a damn thief, and your grandfather is a notorious fag. (Yolof punches out the Mexican) Yolof Peterson: And as for your sister...
Yolof Peterson: If you ever come to Sweden, I'll let you meet my sister. El Vasco: (singing) Beautiful eyes, just like the sky... just like your sister, huh?
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
2004 (VG)
Malkavian: You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?
Newscaster: (to the crazy Malkavian character, through the TV set) Police don't have any suspects at this time, but they're pretty sure that it was you.
Smiling Jack: RATSUCKER! HAHAHAHAHA! Hey, just a head's up: "polite" vampire society kinda frowns on that sorta thing.
Jeanette: What all suede kittens do... on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me... and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies.
Vampires Anonymous
2003
(at a Vampire's Anonymous meeting) Vic: Hello, my name is Vic... The Crowd: Hi, Vic! Vic: ... and I'm a vampire.
Geno: I was not aware that I was wearing my Mister-Know-It-All hat today. Why are you asking so many questions?
Geno: A vampire's gotta do what a vampire's gotta do.
Vic: Oh, so that's what this is all about. It's because I'm a vampire, isn't it? Maggie Miller: Well... Maggie Miller: Are you afraid of what your friends are gonna think? Are you afraid they won't let you in the sorority? Afraid they'll whisper, "Hey, there goes the vampire-fucker."?
Vampires vs. Zombies
2004 (V)
Carmilla: You broke my fucking tooth! The General: That makes us even; you broke my fucking cigar!
Carmilla: I'm NOT Carmillia! The General: SHUT THE FUCK UP! (elbows her in the face)
(Jenna screams as The General impales her father with a stake through the heart) The General: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vampiyaz
2004 (V)
Jakeem: (to prostitute) Why you gotta be so aggressive?
Stacey: I don't know who you're talking about Khalil: You don't know who I'm talking about? You wanna play stupid now? Jakeem! How many other motherfuckers been following behind your crippled ass for the last couple days, huh?
Jakeem: You wann get your ass whupped again? Ray: You're always trying to whup somebody's ass. Man, you need to take some anger management courses.
Ray: I'll be back. ... You didn't mean nothin' 'bout that crack issue, right? Khalil: Hah, naw, man. You know you still my number one bitch.
Vamps
1995 (V)
(after Randi sucks all the blood out of a customer) Tasha: Randi, did I say you could break for lunch?
Randi: Won't you get tired of spending eternity listening to her whine about not getting the right Barbie doll for her eighth birthday?
Heather: What kind of a freak ARE you?
(begging for his life) Keith: I'm sorry I wrecked your car, I'm sorry I maxed out your credit card, I'm sorry I slept with Tina!
Sergeant Grant: Without the gore, it's a bore.
Tabitha: I'm sorry, Angel, it's a vampire thing.
Van Helsing: The London Assignment
2004 (V)
Gabriel Van Helsing: (adjusting the last touches on Carl as he is dressed as a woman to be bait for Mr.Hyde) Could you stop squirming? Carl: If you had bougth me the proper sized corset I wouldn't have to squirm! Gabriel Van Helsing: There. A vision of loveliness. Carl: I told the cardinal when he got your cable, I am not a field man! Gabriel Van Helsing: There isn't much danger of you being mistaken as any kind of man, Carl!
Vanishing America
1986 (V)
Rich Hall: You know Fort Knox; every kid has one. That's the place where the REAL valuables are stored things like baseball cards, candy cigarettes, wax lips, the full 25-man miniature infantry set with the 14 kneeling gunners, and, of course, "Sgt. Fury" comic books.
Rich Hall: Ever notice that houses are ten times noisier when they're empty?
Rich Hall: They say that A. R. Asher is the last living Dead Letter Officer in America.
Kid: Hey mister, where you headed? Rich Hall: 404. Kid: You ain't walkin', are ya? Rich Hall: Yeah. Kid: Here, take my car. What the heck.
VeggieTales: Josh and the Big Wall!
1997 (V)
Tom Grape: Pa? Do you still want to see the pyramids? Pa Grape: Awww... I've seen the pyramids. Ha! I built the pyramids!
(The wall falls down in a cloud of dust) . Jimmy Gourd: Boy, did I choose a lousy day to wear my contacts!
Jean Claude: I pity them, Phillipe! Phillipe: Ah! Mais oui, Jean Claude, mais oui! Jean Claude: Won't you join me in my irritating little song? Phillipe: It would be an honour.
Jean Claude: Hello, children! It was nice to meet you, now go away.
Jimmy Gourd: I have Slushy in my ear...
Jimmy Gourd: Does anyone have any saline?
Vengeance Valley
1951
(first lines) Hub Fasken: I got a story to tell - a yarn about cow country, cow punchers and men. I was workin' for the Strobie Ranch, a trade of worn leather and saddle blisters and brandin' irons. A trade with some song, some fun and some luck. It was as good a job as a man could ask for. Lonely sometimes and cold - so much distance you'd have thought you'd never get back - but for me, a young kid, it was a fine time. Memories are mostly good. You're up on top of the world where the air is clean and thin - the only sound is the wind in the pines.
Hewie: You always stand up for him, don't you, Owen? Owen Daybright: When you're loyal to a man, Hewie, you're loyal to everything about him... even his faults.
Lily Fasken: I'm not afraid of living anymore.
Owen Daybright: I always heard you were a pretty good saloon fighter, Herb. How are you without a bottle or a knife?
Owen Daybright: There are some things and some people you can't run away from.
Vera Cruz
1954
Joe Erin: Too bad you never knew Ace Hanna. He ran a gambling joint back in Laredo. He shot my old man in a stud game when I was a kid. Ace felt so bad, he gave me a home. Benjamin Trane: What's that got to do with my saving your life? Joe Erin: Ace used to say, 'Don't take any chances you don't have to, don't trust anybody you don't have to trust and don't do no favors you don't have to do.' Ace lived long enough to know he was right. He lived thirty seconds after I shot him.
Vérités et mensonges
1974
Orson Welles: I started at the top and have been working my way down ever since.
Orson Welles: Our works in stone, in paint, in print, are spared, some of them, for a few decades or a millennium or two, but everything must finally fall in war, or wear away into the ultimate and universal ash - the triumphs, the frauds, the treasures and the fakes. A fact of life: we're going to die. "Be of good heart," cry the dead artists out of the living past. "Our songs will all be silenced, but what of it? Go on singing." Maybe a man's name doesn't matter all that much.
Veronica's Closet
1997
Veronica "Ronnie" Chase: Now, where is it that you went to chiropractic school? Millicent: Oh, well, I wish I could tell you, but I don't speak Spanish.
Perry: By Police Academy 5 I'd stopped worrying if they'd make it as police officers and just sat back to enjoy the fun.
Bryce: This seem to be a nice Thanksgiving. Veronica: (holds up a knife) I have a knife.
Leo: (after Ronnie and Alec have made out) 1,100 employees and I have to be the one to see that.
A Very Social Secretary
2005 (TV)
(the tabloid newspapers are full of a story about Tony and Cherie Blair being involved in a "Mayan Rebirthing" while on a recent holiday to Mexico) David Blunkett: What exactly *is* a Mayan Rebirthing? Tony Blair: (embarrassed) It was Cherie's idea. You take off all your clothes and smear each other with fruit and mud. David Blunkett: Bloody hell! It'll never catch on in Sheffield.
David Blunkett: The dog needs taking out. (as in "taking out for a walk") Keith: (under his breath) Yeah... with a Cruise missile.
(to Kimberley and her lawyer) David Blunkett: You shouldn't take me on. The law's on my side. I made the law, you see.
Kimblerly Fortier: I hope you know what you're doing. All I have to lose is a husband. I can always get another husband. How easy is it to get another Home Office?
Victim
1961
Detective Inspector Harris: I can see you're a true puritan, Bridie. Eh? Bridie: There's nothing wrong with that, Sir. Detective Inspector Harris: Of course not. There was a time when that was against the law you know.
Detective Inspector Harris: Someone once called this law against homosexuality the blackmailer's charter. Melville Farr: Is that how you feel about it? Detective Inspector Harris: I'm a policeman, sir. I don't have feelings.
Village of the Damned
1960
(first lines) Prof. Gordon Zellaby: (on telephone) Good morning. Uh, would you get me Major Bernard at his Whitehall number? Thank you.
(last lines) Prof. Gordon Zellaby: (voiceover) A brick wall... a brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... a brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... a brick wall... brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... It's almost half past eight... brick wall... only a few seconds more... brick wall... brick wall... brick wall... nearly over... a brick wall...
Village of the Damned
1995
Mara: Emotion is irrelevant, it is not our nature Alan: I'm not sure you're right about that, Mara. Mara: Still you are aware of the others so you must be in some basic sense aware of who... what we are.
Mara: You are thinking of the one who died David: She was to be my partner Mara: Yes it's true. Without a mate you are of less importance to us and your development of emotions is disturbing. We can't leave you behind David, it's time we resolved this.
(About the baby girl who died) David: She was to be with me. We were to be together.
Violet's Visit
1995
Scooter: Fathers don't kiss their daughter's boyfriends in the street. Wayne: Not often... enough.
Alec: This is Peter. He's your stepmother.
(gesturing to the kitchen) Pete: Want anything? Alec: You back.
(not knowing that the man she just ran into is her long absent father) Scooter: Get fucked. Alec: I do.
Virtuosity
1995
SID 6.7: Just because I'm carrying the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.
SID 6.7: Hey buddy! How's the wife and kid? Still dead, huh?
Hologram Head: While officers gather evidence of the grisly crime scene, you can only ask yourselves, "What kind of lunatic would commit such unthinkable crimes?" The three adjectives which best describe this killer are sadistic, intelligent and dangerous.
Lt Parker Barnes: Where's My Gun?
Lt Parker Barnes: Game Over.
Virus
1999/I
Captain Everton: Everton is the dominant species. I am Everton.
Hiko: Richie's gone postal, man.
Richie: Spare parts my ass, man.
Squeaky: Woods is wound so tight you couldn't pull a pin outta his ass with a tractor.
(to Everton who had just pulled a pistol on him) Baker: You ever pull a gun on me again... Captain Everton: You'll what? Baker: You figure it out.
Goliath Machine: Checkmate.
Hiko: Touch it again, I'll cut your hands off. Richie.: I can respect that.
(seeing the Russian vessel explode on the horizon) Norfolk captain: That's one hell of a flare!
Goliath Machine: English. Do you speak English? Kelly Foster: Fuck you!
Vivancos 3
2002
Pozo: Pajarda, introduce him to Antonio. Pajarda: Vivancos, we've assigned you a new partner. Vivancos: What's wrong with the current one? Pozo: He'd have to patrol the ashtray. You reduced him and the half the brigade to ashes!
Vivancos: I want you to do me a favour. The other night, some men... Cris: The other night I was waiting for you. I bought a face mask, I went to the beautician, I prepared your favourite dish, ears of corn with watercress, and I was wearing "Eau de Caprix". But you never came... Vivancos: I'm sorry, babe. This is a film for hard men. There's gonna to be no love story. Sit down!
Vivre sa vie: Film en douze tableaux
1962
Nana: The more one talks, the less the words mean.
Nana: Why must one always talk? Often one shouldn't talk, but live in silence.
Nana: Words should express just what one wants to say.
Nana: Shouldn't love be the only truth? The Philosopher: For that, love would always have to be true.
(When asked why one must talk) The Philosopher: We must think, and for thoughts we need words.
The Philosopher: An instant of thought can only be grasped through words.
The Philosopher: One cannot distinguish the thought from the words that express it.
Voditel dlya Very
2004
Vera: Do you love me? Viktor: I do. Vera: Sometimes i think that you don't. Viktor: So what, what should i do to make you believe? Jump from a rock? Shoot myself? Vera: Just swear... swear in the name of mother. Well! You swear? Viktor: I swear! Vera: In the name of mother?
Voodoo Devil Drums
1944
(first lines) Narrator: Where is this strange land of voodoo? This land where a young girl was sacrificed? This land of zombies - the living dead? We are going to this fantastic island, where you will see the experience of Brandon, who journeyed there and who witnessed the actual voodoo ceremony of the Goat Without Horns!
(last lines) Narrator: Katherin, who has now completed her dance and is clothing herself, sees Arture as he runs for the forest and, knowing that the curse is on him, and realizing the far-reaching power of the voodoo that is certain to overtake him, tries to stop the boy - and, failing, goes for help. Arture, beyond the sense of reasoning, the sound of the death-drum ringing in his ear, flees through the brush for the sanctuary of the sheltering forest, in a vain attempt to escape his fast-approaching doom!
A Voyage Round My Father
1982 (TV)
Clifford Mortimer: This coffee's frozen, like a sort of Arctic mud.
John Mortimer: You think of how people tell you it's meant to feel: sudden freedom, the end of dependance. You walk into the sun and no-one is taller than you, and you are in no-one else's shadow. But I know how I felt. Lonely.
John Mortimer: Don't be angry. Clifford Mortimer: I'm always angry! When I'm dying...
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet
1965
(first lines) Narrator: The year: 2020. The Moon has been explored and colonized and the next space goal is about to be reached - the first landing by on the planet Venus. Scientists profoundly hope that life, similar to that on Earth, may be found on this planet where so many physical conditions are like our own. Three rocket ships of an international expedition - the Sirius, Vega and Capella, after having successfully traveled 200 million miles are in the final stages of their journey...
(last lines) Narrator: And so man's search for intelligent life on other planets and in other galaxies will continue. For this is the heart and meaning of that great advenure - the exploration of the Universe.
VR.5
1995
Sydney Bloom: I want to know how virtual reality works. Dr Frank Morgan: Are we communicating right now? Sydney Bloom: I guess. Dr Frank Morgan: But you can't see me and I can't see you, is that right? Sydney Bloom: Yeah. Dr Frank Morgan: We're both having an experience that requires each of our minds to fill in the blank. Isn't that correct? Sydney Bloom: Yeah. Dr Frank Morgan: Well, that's it. You just had a virtual experience.
Sydney Bloom: Virtual Reality is real.
Wabash Avenue
1950
Ruby Summers: Why, you overgrown, dime-a-dozen wiseacre pig-puss! Who made your clothes? Or did you grow 'em yourself?
Ruby Summers: How did he get in here? Through what rat hole?
Ruby Summers: Did you tell him? Andy Clark: Uh huh. Ruby Summers: How did he take it? Andy Clark: Straight out of the bottle.
Wackiki Wabbit
1943
(hallucinates fat castaway is a sandwich) Thin Castaway: And... hold the onions.
(singing & repeating together) Fat Castaway, Thin Castaway: We're gonna have roast rabbit! We're gonna have roast rabbit!
Bugs Bunny: Ah, white men! Welcome to Hulahulanukanukaakoi-a-a-a-a Island.
Bugs Bunny: (Bugs begins speaking in a foreign language as the following subtitles appear on the screen) What's up, Doc? Now is the time for every good man to come to the aid of his party. Thin Castaway: Well, thanks. (a subtitle appears: Ofa Eno Maua Te Ofe Popaa) Fat Castaway: (points at said subtitle) Gee, did you say that? (other castaway shrugs)
A Walk in the Clouds
1995
Don Pedro Aragon: Talking between men and women never solves anything. Where we think, they feel. They are creatures of the heart.
Don Pedro Aragon: Newlyweds. What else do they do but make love and war?
Guadalupe Aragon: You must see it through. Your fate. What brought you here.
Paul: I know that she is good and strong and deserves all the love this world has to give. Can't you see that, how wonderful, how special she is?
Alberto Aragon: My daughter can trace her roots back 400 years to the best families in Mexico.
Paul Sutton: She's like the air to me.
Alberto Aragon: Just because I talk with an accent doesn't mean I think with an accent.
Walkin' on Sunshine: The Movie
1997
Sheila Tidepool: The nerve of some people. Well I'll teach him a lesson. I will go back in time and sabotage his coordinates so that when he tries to go back in time to the Poobah's promotion, he will go to the future instead! Er... no, I will go back in time and sabotage the coordinates so that when he tried to go back in time to the Poobah's promotion he did go to the future instead. Right. That egomaniacal voyeur will look like an idiot in front of the Poobah! No wait, he already did look like an idiot in front of the Poobah. The English language is sorely lacking a verb tense for this situation. At any rate, I'll show him who's boss. At any rate, I showed him who's boss.
Wannabe
2005/I
(from trailer) Steve Williams: The way I get prepared is by using the seven p's - perfect preparation prevents piss poor performance. If you count them, there are only six.
(from trailer) Janice Peterson: The best advice I was given in this business was to keep my legs open and my mouth shut.
(from trailer) Stacy Gris: Its hard to believe you can decorate an entire appartment in 'calico corner', and 'K-Mart'.
(from trailer) Steve Williams: (while reading a character description) Cute, I've been called cute. Any ethnicity. Hello, Am i not any ethnicity?
War Photographer
2001
James Nachtwey: For me, the strength of photography lies in its ability to evoke humanity. If war is an attempt to negate humanity, then photography can be perceived as the opposite of war.
James Nachtwey: Why photograph war? Is it possible to put an end to a form of human behavior, which has existed throughout history, by the means of photography.
James Nachtwey: In a way, if and individual assumes the risk of placing himself in the middle of a war to communicate to the rest of the world what's happening, he's trying to negotiate for peace. Perhaps that's the reason for those in charge of perpetuating the war do not like to have photographers around.
James Nachtwey: We must look at it. We're required to look at it. We're required to do what we can about it. If we don't, who will?
WarCraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal
1996 (VG)
Narrator: As Ner'zhul deploys his remaining forces towards the new portals, you glimpse the Shattered hand and Warsong clans on the other side of the Dark Portal. Unnamed Warchief: Master. Narrator: You ask. Unnamed Warchief: should we not recall all of our forces from azeroth. Ancient Shaman Ner'zul: No. Narrator: The ancient shaman replies coldly. Ancient Shaman Ner'zul: They have served their purpose, from this point on all that we gain will be ours alone. Narrator: Ner'zhul gives a wicket grin, as you unquestioningly follow him into the swirling madness of the twisting nether.
Warlock III: The End of Innocence
1999 (V)
The Warlock: A child of the caul, born of witch's blood. You'll be sacrificed and as your blood runs, I'll raise from the pits of Hell a woman, a consort who will mother a race of evil the world has never seen. It is my purpose, my destiny, and yours.
Robin: I think he's a witch, Kris, a warlock. Kris: Okay, I thought that you said that you were a witch. Robin: I am. But it's different. True followers of the craft practice their powers for the good, for the Earth, for the occasional love potion, of course, but anyone can learn to use those powers.
Kris: What do you want? Warlock: You.
Warm Texas Rain
2000 (V)
Angel: Ok, listen, I came out here to save your sorry ass and that's what I've done! Rush: Good! That's what I was waiting to hear! Yeah, 'coz I figured I owe you for wearing those candy-ass boots! Angel: Yeah ya' owe me! Rush: So.. ya' think fifty grand'll be enough? I mean there's more!!... Angel: OH SHIT!!
Warriors of Virtue
1997
Chucky: That guy is evil! Lucifer thinks he's a little extreme!
Chucky: This is stupid! Let's make like Tom and cruise.
Chucky: They're gonna make hot dogs out of our wieners! Our wieners!
Kimodo: Read me the manuscript. Ryan: It says shit happens.
Ryan: Shit... happens. Kimodo: Shit... happens? Ryan: Shit... happens.
Ryan: It's pretty hard to soar when you have a broken wing.
Washington Square
1997
Morris Townsend: A woman of such uncommon grace has no need of guile.
Morris Townsend: My vanity requires an audience.
Dr Austin Sloper: If a prelude is necessary, the news must be bad.
Dr Austin Sloper: We were all young and beautiful once. It's transient, and then it's gone.
Aunt Lavinia Penniman: You'll have to excuse me, Mr Townsend. I have a fortuitous headache.
(referring to Catherine's father's opinion of Morris) Morris Townsend: You would hear me abused without opening your lips in my defense? Catherine Sloper: My father would not abuse you. He does not know you well enough.
Morris Townsend: For God's Sake! What do you think I am? I'm not good enough for you! Not nearly good enough! What do you want me to do? Catherine Sloper: I want you to love me.
Water, Water Every Hare
1952
Bugs Bunny: (after making himself invisible with a bottle of Vanishing Oil) Mmm, not bad.
Evil Scientist: Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
Evil Scientist: There's a rabbit in the castle, Rudolph. Bring him to me, and I shall reward you with a spider goulash. (Rudolph acts delighted and runs off)
Evil Scientist: (running in slo-mo) "Come... back... here... you... rab.. bit."
Waterhole #3
1967
Lewton Cole: I didn't break any law, Sheriff. Sheriff John H. Copperud: No? What about stealing my horse, huh? Lewton Cole: I needed that horse to recover the gold. Sheriff John H. Copperud: Locking me in my own jail? Lewton Cole: I wanted you behind me. Sheriff John H. Copperud: Murder? Lewton Cole: It was self-defense. Sheriff John H. Copperud: Raping? Lewton Cole: Assault with a friendly weapon?
Narrator: The code of the west says do unto others... do unto others before they do it unto you.
'Way Out
1961
Roald Dahl: I have a maiden aunt in Norway who was actually rolled out of bed onto the floor three nights running, by a ghost. But then she lives in what was once a very old trysting place. About 400 years ago, they bricked up a naughty girl in the wall of that room: that sort of thing always produces a ghost. If your wife is extremely delicate, and you tickle her to death, that will produce a ghost, too - so you have to be careful. We have another one for you next week at the same time. Good night and sleep well.
WCW/NWO Superstar Series: Diamond Dallas Page - Feel the Bang!
1998 (V)
Diamond Dallas Page: I banged them all until the end... and then I got banged. But, it wasn't over.
Tony Schiavone: Here comes Page! Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: There goes Rodman!
Diamond Dallas Page: Feel the bang!
Diamond Dallas Page: Nothing was sweeter than seeing "Sleazy E" get banged!
We Can Be Heroes
2005
Daniel Sims: Chicks are more attracted to blokes with spastic qualities.
Phil Olivetti: I laughed at the suggestion when I nominated myself.
Ricky Wong: I don't know where my talent came from. My dad sometimes whistles, but that's about it.
Ja'mie King: Two days a week without food keeps me looking hot.
Jhyll King, Ja'mie's Mother: She starves herself, I don't know how many times a week, to collect money for the 40 Hour Famine. It seems like sometimes Ja'mie is always on the 40 Hour Famine.
We Don't Live Here Anymore
2004
Hank Evans: What is the name of this dance? Irish Dance Know-It-All: The Angry Housewife. Edith Evans: (laugh)
(on Hank and Terry) Edith Evans: I think he want to have sex with her. Jack Linden: Why? Edith Evans: Why? Jack Linden: Yeah. Edith Evans: Because he likes her and she's pretty. And he hasn't had any strange pussy since that French cunt.
Weakest Link
2001/II
Anne: You ARE the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
Anne: Is there no beginning to your knowledge?
Anne: (winner's name) , you are tonight's Strongest Link, and will leave with $XX,000. (loser's name) , you leave... with NOTHING!
(All the contestants are look-a-likes of Anne.) Anne: It is truly embarrassing to stand among you. I might even sue.
Weapons of Mass Distraction
1997 (TV)
Lionel Powers: Apparently his rotten spying bastards are better than my rotten spying bastards!
Lionel Powers: I'll see you in Hell! Julian Messenger: I hope so, dear boy! It wouldn't be the same without you!
Ariel Powers: There's lots more to try. The Emperor Tiberius didn't start nibbling little boys until he was well into his seventies. If it would make you happy, I would gladly provide you with a playpen full of toddlers.
Lionel Powers: You're a freak. Ariel Powers: And you're mine, my sweet, extended darling.
Wedlock
1991
(Frank is using Sam as a shield as Noelle aims a gun at him.) Frank: Did you do it for Noelle, or for the money? Sam: She is cute, isn't she? (Noelle shoots Sam.) Sam: Ahh! You hit me, you bitch! Noelle: Sorry honey, but I did it for the money. Frank: Looks like she fucked us both. Sam: Yeah. Hey, you want her back?
Frank: Can I be frank with you? You couldn't turn me on if I had a switch.
Sam: She's not bad looking. Noelle: (jumping in his lap) Is she cuter than me? Sam: Much, much cuter than you. But you've got sharper teeth.