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Tenchi Muy

1995

(final lines) Ryoko: I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi. Tenchi: I guess you're right, Ryoko... I guess you're right.

Mihoshi: I'm telling you, Kiyone, you should learn to relax. Kiyone: And you should learn to panic!

(a preview for the next episode) Washu: Coming up next is "No Need For Swimsuits." Ooh boy. Well, they can do whatever they want.

Kiyone: Mihoshi, my partner, it's already been a month since you died. You were always such a burden to me, and now, I may never see you again. And that knowledge... makes me so HAPPY!

Ryoko: You shouldn't frown so much Ayeka or those wrinkles will never disappear.

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Tenebre

1982

Peter Neal: I've been charged, I've tried building a plot the same way you have. I've tried to figure it out; but, I just have this hunch that something is missing, a tiny piece of the jigsaw. Somebody who should be dead is alive, or somebody who should be alive is already dead. Detective Germani: Explain that. Peter Neal: You know, there's a sentence in a Conan Doyle book, "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

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Tennessee's Partner

1955

Turner: You did hear what the man said... Tennessee: If I heard him, I might have to kill him.

Duchess: You're rotten, Tennessee, dirty. And what's more, you like it that way.

Goldie Slater: (in Duchess' bordello) I've never been in a place like this before. Duchess: Don't you worry. You'll feel right at home.

Tennessee: Honey, I never could wait for anything, you know that. Especially trouble.

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A Terrible Beauty

1960

Dermot: Which are we to serve first? Sean: Ireland, of course! Dermot: In doing so we stand to lose all the rest.

Dermot: Have I the look of an idiot? Sean: For the sake of our friendship, I'd better not answer.

Dermot: Sometimes I think the I.R.A. was invented by a manufacturer of trench coats to keep up sales.

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Terror Firmer

1999

Casey: The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved! Christine: No! - this is a Troma movie!

Audrey Benjamin: You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!

Toddster: Who is *that*? Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2: Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?

Asshole P.A.: Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!

Jacob Gelman: Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.

(approaching a woman on the dance floor) Toddster: Hey, baby, do fries go with that shake?

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Terror House

1972

Regina: It's really good. What is it? Evelyn: Filet, dear. Filet.

Baby John: (reeling a small shark in on his fishing line) SHARK! SHARK! SHARRRRK! (picks it up by the tail and repeatedly bashes it against a rock) SHARRRK! SHARRRRK! SHARRRRRK! SHARRRK! SHARRRRK! (calms down and turns to Regina) I think I love you.

Henry: A butcher's work is never done.

Pamela: Hi, I'm a model!

Evelyn: (discovering Archie, the dog, dead) Oh, you wicked, wicked girl!

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Terror in the Darkness

2003

Madison Halliburton: You know, there's a way that we can change that. Tanisha: Change what? Madison Halliburton: The Stacey and Trevor saga. Tanisha: (obviously not convinced) How are you going to do that? Madison Halliburton: Move into her territory. Tanisha: (bluntly) Girl please! (beat) You're too ugly for his tastes.

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Terror Is a Man

1959

Dr Charles Girard: To bring about the modification of a species, but a modification to such a degree that the subject will lose the characteristics of its own species and take on those of another. Do you understand? William Fitzgerald: I think so. Dr Charles Girard: Oh I don't mean surface or topographical changes, but basic modifications.

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Thank You Mask Man

1971

(the townspeople have offered the Lone Ranger anything he wants as a reward) The Lone Ranger: I'll tell you what. Anything? Give me that Indian over there. Street Sweeper: Who's that? Tonto? The Lone Ranger: Yes, Tonta! I want Tonta the Indian! Street Sweeper: What the hell you talkin' about? You can't have Tonto. The Lone Ranger: Bullshit! You made the deal, that's what I want. I want Tonta the Indian. Street Sweeper: You gonna get your "Tonta," buddy. His name ain't "Tonta," it's "Tonto." What the hell you want Tonto for? The Lone Ranger: To perform an unnatural act.

The Lone Ranger: I'm not a fag! But I've heard a lot about it and read exposes. I want to try it now to see how bad it is. Just once.

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Thanks

1999

Elizabeth Winthrop: You're so judgmental! James Winthrop: Well, of course we are. We're Puritans!

James Winthrop: (addressing his fellow Puritans) I have decided in hopes of lifting the spirits of the community to hold a gathering in the shop tonight. Everyone's invited. There will be music and, well, not dancing, because that's a sin. It will be a, well, not a party, because that would be wrong. But I assure you we'll have lots of, well, not fun, because that's against everything we stand for.

James Winthrop: (referring to the Puritans) We're not the kind of people who are easily discouraged by a few snow flurries, a couple of head colds, and a 50 percent mortality rate.

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That Darn Cat

1997

Mrs Flynt: I'm so upset, I'd cry, but my tear ducts haven't worked since my last eye job.

Lu: You know, I once built a castle out of Spam.

Agent Zeke Kelso: Wherever the informant leads, it is our responsibility to follow him in a fluid moving perimeter.

Patti Randall: God, I'm really good. Those "Charlie's Angels" reruns are starting to pay off.

Mr Peter Randall: Why are you always in black? Patti Randall: Because it matches my soul.

Lizzie, the Flint's Servant: (about the Flints) What would they do without me?

Mr Flint: (through an intercom in his kitchen) Lizzie, are you milking the cow? My ulcer's doing a tango up here.

Mr Flint: (to Mrs Flint) Why can't your plastic surgeon give the stock market a lift?

Lizzie: I know karate.

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That Little Monster

1994

Himself: This is Bob Hope for That Little Monster... I'm not saying he's out of this world, but when E.T. phones HIM it's a local call.

Himself: How about those aliens... It's great to see them working without Sigourney Weaver.

Himself: Regardless of what you heard, it wasn't the Paul Bunnell Story.

Edward Van Groan: Absolutely no babies were injured or placed at risk during the making of this picture.

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That Was Then... This Is Now

1985

Mark Jennings: Let's move out... Teabag!

Charlie Woods: (Mark is playing pool alone) What are you doing? Mark Jennings: Playing with myself.

Bryon Douglas: (Charlie gives Bryon a beer) What about the rules? Charlie Woods: There ain't no rules. There ain't no fuckin' rules.

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The 24th Day

2004

Dan: Do you have a girlfriend? Tom: No. I have beer.

Dan: Putting people in boxes, you're straight or you're gay, it's nonsense. Human beings are to complex. Dan: Being with a man or wanting to be with a man doesn't make you gay. It's totally messed up.

Dan: It's not the act that's wrong. In fact, that's natural. What's wrong is how society makes you feel about it because nobody can admit that people aren't completely gay or completely straight. Dan: it's nonsense.

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The 32nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

1980 (TV)

Steve Allen: Thank you very much, Tommy Smothers. We will see you in another twelve years.

Powers Boothe: This is either the most courageous moment of my career or the stupidest... I have also thought long and hard whether or not I would attend, but I decided to show up because this is America and one must do what one believes. I believe in the Academy. I also believe in my fellow actors in their stand.

Steve Allen: For those of you hostages in the audience, you are in hour three of your captivity.

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The 55th Annual Academy Awards

1983 (TV)

(Accepting the Best Actress award) Meryl Streep: I have a lot of people to thank, and I'm going to be one of those people that tries to mention a lot of names, because I know just two seconds ago my mother and father went completely berserk, and, uh, I'd like to give some other mothers and fathers that opportunity.

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The 57th Annual Academy Awards

1985 (TV)

(Accepting the Best Actress award, her second) Sally Field: But I want to say thank you to you. I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it. But this time I feel it! And I can't deny the fact that you LIKE me! Right now, you LIKE me! Thank you!

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The 60th Annual Academy Awards

1988 (TV)

Chevy Chase: Good evening, Hollywood phonies.

(Accepting the Best Actress award) Cher: And I don't think that this means that I am somebody, but... I guess I'm on my way. Thank you.

(accepting his Best Original Screenplay award for "Moonstruck") John Patrick Shanley: I'd like to thank everybody who ever punched or kissed me in my life, and everybody who I ever punched or kissed. (later, after thanking numerous people) John Patrick Shanley: I'm sure there's a lot of other people that I should thank, but, uh... I'm gonna go home and *die* now.

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The 7th Guest

1992 (VG)

Ed Knox: They're Stauf's puzzles. Only he knows the rules. Only Stauf knows the rules.

Henry Stauf: How does it feel to be the first living creature to set foot in this dungeon? Oh, there have been a few who roamed here years ago, but I can't remember how long!

Henry Stauf: Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with his toys. Six Guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise. Blood in the Library, blood right up the hall, dripping down the attic stairs, "Hey Guests!, try not to fall". No one knows what happened that night. Noone was ever seen. But Old man Stauf is waiting there... Angry, Sick, and mean!

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The Abbott and Costello Show

1952

(repeated line) Lou Costello: Hey, Abbott!

(Mr Davis walks into bedroom, crash is heard, and Abbott looks in) Sidney: What's wrong? Bud Abbott: No floor.

Bud Abbott: Just mark down, "Dear druggist". Lou Costello: "Dear druggist"... Go ahead. Bud Abbott: Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that? Lou Costello: All but one part. Bud Abbott: What part? Lou Costello: The part that comes after "Dear druggist".

Lou Costello: (after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera) I'm smart!

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The Accountant

1999

Daniel Bennett: Did you see how I came home last night? That wasn't red paint, love.

Accountant: You people want to take this away from me?! Why, so you can crawl in after I've gone? That's what you people can never understand: you take one away, and another will always fill his place. It's not criminal, it's capitalism. I'm the president and C.E.O and this, well this is a hostile takeover and I like it.

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The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother

1975

Orville: Are you Mister S., for Sigerson, Holmes? Sigerson Holmes: Perhaps. Orville: Do you have a brother whose first name is Sherlock? Sigerson Holmes: I do not. Orville: You do have a brother? Sigerson Holmes: I do. Orville: Might I inquire as to his first name? Sigerson Holmes: "Sheer luck."

Sigerson Holmes: The clue obviously lies in the word "cheddar." Let's see now. Seven letters. Rearranged, they come to, let me see: "Rachedd." "Dechdar." "Drechad." "Chaderd" - hello, chaderd! Unless I'm very much mistaken, chaderd is the Egyptian word meaning "to eat fat." Now we're getting somewhere!

Sigerson Holmes: You call this tea? Orville: No, I call that hot water.

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The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin

1967

Eric 'Bullwhip' Griffin: Oh, I have no doubt that you a scoundrel Higgins. But you certainly aren't the type who would shoot an unarmed man. Judge Higgins: Well, that's purely a personal opinion on your part.

Chief Executioner: All right, boys. Old Cuteye has been duly tried by miners' court and found guilty of thievery and sentenced to be hung. However, this one time we got to temper justice with mercy. We are going to let you live long enough to pull this suffering boy's tooth!

Arabella Flagg: Grandpa used to say that people are 98% water and if you don't stir them up once in awhile, they stagnate.

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The Adventures of Don Quixote

1973 (TV)

Duke: Beware, gentle knight. There is no greater monster than reason.

Don Quixote: Happy the days and happy the centuries to which the ancients gave the name of "golden". Those who lived then did not know the meaning of those fateful words "thine" and "mine"... And it is only in these detestable, corrupted times that a knight-errant is needed...

Officer of the Holy Brotherhood: We are releasing this troublemaker into your care, and you will be responsible for any further misdeeds that he may commit. Village Priest: But he's mad, poor fellow, not wicked. Half the rooms in his brain are vacant.

Sancho Panza: I thought your name was Alonso Quixano. Don Quixote: I know who I am, and I know that I am perfectly capable of being whom I choose to be.

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The Adventures of Huck Finn

1993

Huck Finn: So kick off yer shoes, if yer wearin' em', and git ready for a spit-lickin' good time!

Huck Finn: Ah, Hells Bells, Jim, I almost puked up my livers!

Huck Finn: And she got to talking about this, and about that, and blah-di, blah-di, blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck! But by and by, she got to talkin' about the murder.

(To Huck) Pap Finn: But I'm... I'm your next of kin... and you're my little angel.

Huck Finn: (Narrating) They were real nice, once they decided not to kill me.

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The Adventures of Mark Twain

1944

Mark Twain: Ladies and gentlemen, William Shakespeare, the greatest author in the English language is dead... and I feel far from well myself.

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The Adventures of Shirley Holmes

1996

(to the teen-aged Shirley Holmes) Homeless Woman: You cops just keep getting younger and younger.

(Shirley asks Bo to roll up his sleeves and pants to check for burns) Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk: You're not just weird. You're sick!

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The Adventures of Super Grover

1987 (TV)

Grover: Remember this, kids, it is very important. Even if your mommy makes you a super hero costume, do not attempt to do any of these things, especially flying. Because you cannot do it. You do not have super powers. Because their is only one Super Grover. And that is me.

Narrator: He zooms through the sky smarter than a speeding bullet, furrier than a power locomotive, able to leap tall sandwiches in a single bound. Kid: Look, up in the sky. It's an egg plant! Kid #2: It's a meatball! Grover: It is I! Super Grover!

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The Almost Guys

2004

Rick Murphy: Did I ever tell ya' about the law of averages? The law of averages is... at any given moment there's some horrible shit happening to someone in the world, right now. At the same time, there's some really great shit happening to someone else. The law of averages is... most guys are like you and me... nothing really great ever happens to us, but the good thing is nothing really horrible happens either.

Rick Murphy: Can I ask you a question? I mean, I'm all for old fella's in the workforce, but couldn't you do Home Depot or shoppin' carts or somethin'? Repoin' cars might be a bit of a stretch at your age. The Colonel: Let me tell you something. When I was a young fella', like yourself, I'd spend all my time dreamin' about the future... and then one day you stop... and you just dream about the past... I used to be good at this repoin' stuff... I think I can get 'er back.

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The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man

1999

Spider-man: This may be the most dangerous night of my life... AND YOURS. Be careful. (spins a web) Nice Shades. (swings away)

Spider-man: (to Dr Octopus) You're in for worse than your hair cut!

Green Goblin: (to the audience, holding a pumpkin bomb) Trick or treat, smell my feet, time to blow you off the street.

Dr Octopus: Happy landings!

Electro: If you think you're getting out of here, you're in for a real... *shock*!

Spider-man: Think again, Super-Goons!

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The Amazing Race 7

2005

Rob Mariano: I didn't think I could do it, but I found a way to plot and scheme in "The Amazing Race."

Alex Ali: If we're the last ones to arrive, they only let us take what's on our back. Lynn Warren: Oh, will you put on some of my clothes? Will you put on underwear like it's a headband?

Kelly McCorkle: You don't make commitments. Ron Young: I was only committed to the military. Kelly McCorkle: And you got out of that one. Ron Young: How did I get out of that one? Kelly McCorkle: By being a P.O.W.

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The Amazing Transparent Man

1960

Major Paul Krenner: I must know the full potential of your invention because my aim is to make an entire army invisible. Do you understand that? An entire army.

Dr Peter Ulof: I did not agree to kill a man by deliberate radiation poisoning.

Major Paul Krenner: You're too old-fashioned to be a genius.

State Police officer: Imagine what our counter intelligence could accomplish if they were able to become invisible whenever necessary. Dr Peter Ulof: The Central Intelligence Agency has already discussed the possibilities with me.

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The Anderson Tapes

1971

The Kid: America, man! You know, it's so beautiful I wanta eat it!

John Anderson: What's advertising but a legalized con game? And what the hell's marriage? Extortion, prostitution, soliciting with a government stamp on it. And what the hell's your stock market? A fixed horse race. Some business guy steals a bank, he's a big success story. Face in all the magazines. Some other guy steals the magazine and he's busted.

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The Appaloosa

1966

Ramos: It is a grave I dug for myself. One day when I am tired of living, I will come here for a long visit.

Matt Fletcher: The next time you point a gun at me, you better pull that trigger, because I'm going to blow you into so many pieces your friends will get tired of looking for you.

(first lines) Priest: Madam. (enters confessional booth) Matt Fletcher: I'm having a little trouble getting started, Father. Priest: You are in the House of God now, my son. Speak from your heart. Matt Fletcher: Well, I've done a lot of killin'. I've killed a lot of men and sinned a lot of women. But the men I killed needed killin' and the women wanted sinnin', and well, I never was one much to argue.

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The Apprentice 3

2005

John Gafford: (noticing Danny wearing a red suit and carrying a guitar case) The guy in the leisure suit obviously dances to the beat of a different drummer. Apparently, that drummer loves polyester.

Audrey Evans: Sometimes, those of us who end up winning win more than just a loss.

Michael Tarshi: (commenting about Magna's idea for the Dove advertisement) I'm in this team no matter what. Let's make this vegetable porno the best vegetable porno we can possibly make - with a gay twist!

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The Aristocrats

2005

Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin raped me.

Robin Williams: Vulgarity is a very comedian-centered thing. You don't see a lot of physicists saying "It's a muon, you cunt."

Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden showers queen.

Bob Saget: Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House."

Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agents office and says that he has an act . . .

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The Art of War

2000/I

Neil Shaw: You can never spend too much on good intelligence. Bly: Or a good hooker.

Capella: D'you ever watch wresting Ray? Ray: Errr. Sure. I mean you know, now and then. Capella: Cuz this is just like wrestling. Ray: How? Capella: Well it's reality, mixed with illusion, mixed with bullshit, mixed with ... big scary guys from parts unknown, in dire need of psychiatric care.

Julia Fang: Do they train you to be this vague, or is it a gift?

Bly: I always enjoy it when an opponent raises the level of play.

Bly: By the time we're done with you, we're going to make Lee Harvey Oswald look like a fucking boy scout.

Eleanor Hooks: Appearances are everything, Miss Fang. Politics and deception are built on it.

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The Attic: The Hiding of Anne Frank

1988 (TV)

Miep Gies: The swastika is on my passport Miss... not on me.

Miep Gies: Damn you all! You vile, rotten people! You think you own the world and everyone in it--you don't own the world! You'll never own it! And every day you're losing more and more of what did own of it and thank God for that! Our day will come, and when it does, we'll make you pay... for everything! For everything you've done!

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The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez

1982 (TV)

Abernathy: Had he stayed, a posse would have come... not thirsting for justice, but thirsting for his blood.

Boone Choate: I'm about sick of this senseless killin'. What are we gonna do about it?

Boone Choate: Well, you know how it is in this business. One slipup... adios!

Captain Rogers: Well, out here if it crawls, it'll bite ya, if it flies, it'll sting ya and if it grows it'll stick ya!

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The Barefoot Contessa

1954

Harry Dawes: "Life, every now and then, behaves as though it had seen too many bad movies, when everything fits too well - the beginning, the middle, the end - from fade-in to fade-out."

Alberto Bravano: (to Kirk Edwards) How many millions have you in tax-exempt bonds, and oil wells whose power of production your government so generously protects, while it denies similar benefits to the human brain?

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The Basil Brush Show

2002

(Mr Stephen has a job teaching schoolchildren about road safety, dressed as a hedgehog) Basil Brush: Which school is it? Mr Stephen: St Nigel's Basil Brush: Oh. the rough one! It's so rough, the teachers have to get *their* parents to pick them up!

Mr Stephen: I haven't had any breakfast. Basil Brush: Ah, do you want a bowl of milk with some bread in it?

Basil Brush: Not bad for a first show, eh Mr Stephen? I remembered all my lines, but not necessarily in the right order.

Basil Brush: If walls had ears. (camera pans to walls to show ears) Ha ha ha ha ha! Boom! Boom!

Basil Brush: (Basil and Mr Stephen are in a Dojo where Basil is instructing Mr Stephen in self-defence) Empty your mind. Mr Stephen: Done. Basil Brush: That was quick.

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The Basket

1999

Brigitta: Everything I loved was taken away from me right before my eyes, and there was nothing I could do about it.

(Ben forces Brigitta to look at his leg, amputated due to WWII injuries) Ben Emery: Look at it. Look at it! Germans like you did this to me. Brigitta: No, soldiers like you did that.

(Tom tries to justify his going to war after his brother Ben dies of battle injuries) Tom Emery: Ben told me all about the war. Brigitta: And where is Ben now?

(last lines) (quoted from a German opera retold during the story) Martin Conlon: Together we shall fly.

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The Bear's Tale

1940

Narrator: ... and the Papa Bear said... Papa Bear: (laughing) Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. (to the audience) 'Soup's too hot. (laughing) Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

(The Three Bears hear The Wolf sneeze upstairs) The Three Bears: ROBBERS.

(to the audience) Papa Bear: (laughing) Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ain't no robbers up there; just a little girl named "Goldilocks." (whispered) I read this story last week in Readers' Digest. (laughing) Gwah hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

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The Beast of Yucca Flats

1961

Narrator: A man runs, someone shoots at him

Narrator: Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

Narrator: Nothing bothers some people, not even flying saucers.

Narrator: Always on the prowl. Looking for something or somebody to kill. Quench the killer's thirst.

Narrator: Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs.

Narrator: Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast.

Narrator: Twenty hours without rest and still no enemy. In the blistering desert heat, Jim and Joe plan their next attack. Find the Beast and kill him. Kill, or be killed. Man's inhumanity to man.

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The Beatles Anthology

1995 (mini)

Ringo: (Commenting on John Lennon first showing him the nude photo of Yoko and him on the cover of the Two Virgins ablum) I pointed to the Times. I said "You've even got the Times in there!" - like, his dick wasn't outl, you know.

George Harrison: Which album is this? George Martin: This is... Abbey Road. Paul McCartney: George Harrison... foremost Beatles expert! Ringo Starr: You're George, this is Paul...

George Harrison: (on The Beatles' second visit to Shea Stadium) Yeah, okay I don't remember ever going there twice...

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The Beguiled

1971

Hallie: Mr Yankee, there was enough iron in your leg to shoe a horse!

Cpl. John McBurney: I've just been thinking about all the advantages a one-legged man has. He saves on socks. He doesn't have to worry about trimming as many toenails... fewer corns and bunions. I've been contemplating asking her to cut off the other one.

Martha Farnsworth: If the pain gets too great, I'll ask Hallie to bring you some (wine) . Cpl. John McBurney: Well, this does seem like a good occasion, and I would love some wine. Martha Farnsworth: It was offered for your pain, not for your pleasure! Cpl. John McBurney: To be sure, ma'am. It's just that sometimes the two go together.

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The Believer

2001

Guy Danielson: How can you say all this when you're a Jew yourself?

Daniel Balint: You print that in the New York Times, Guy... and I'm gonna kill myself.

Daniel Balint: Just take a look at the last three most well-known Jews - Marx, Freud, and Einstein. What have they given us? Communism, infantile sexuality, and the atom bomb.

Daniel Balint: I'm the only one who does believe. I see him for the power drunk mad man he is. And we're supposed to worship such a deity. I say, 'Never'.

Rav Zingesser: And you, had you come out of Egypt you would have been destroyed in the desert with all of those who worshipped the Golden Calf! Young Danny: Then let him destroy me now. Let him crush me like the conceited bully he is. (looks up) Go ahead.

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The Bells of St. Mary's

1945

Patricia 'Patsy' Gallagher: (standsd up in class to present a report) The Six Senses. Sister Mary Benedict: The subject I gave you was the five senses. Patricia 'Patsy' Gallagher: Well, for my topic, I chose six senses. Sister Mary Benedict: (baffled and confused) Go on, Patricia. Patricia 'Patsy' Gallagher: The Six Senses: To see, to hear, to taste, to smell, to feel... to be.

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The Best of Everything

1959

Caroline Bender: What is it about women like us that make you hold us so cheaply? Aren't we the special ones from the best homes and the best colleges? I know the world outside isn't full of rainbows and happy endings, but to you, aren't we even decent?

Amanda Farrow: Now you and your rabbit-faced wife can both go to hell!

Gregg Adams: Here's to men. Bless their clean-cut faces and dirty little minds!

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The Best of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts

1998 (TV)

(referring to her time on 'The Honeymooners') Audrey Meadows: You couldn't ask for a better boss than Jackie Gleason. Because if you did, he would fire you. Jackie Gleason: True.

(referring to Lucille Ball) Milton Berle: Lucy always relied on slapstick, pratfalls and physical comedy to make people laugh; and that was just on her honeymoon.

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The Big Easy

1987

Remy McSwain: If I can't have you, can I at least have my gator?

Remy McSwain: Just relax, darlin'. This is the Big Easy. Folks have a certain way o' doin' things down here.

Anne Osborne: You're a cop for God's sake, you're supposed to uphold the law, but instead you bend it and twist it and sell it. I saw you take that bribe and, and resist arrest and tamper with evidence and perjure yourself under oath. Remy McSwain: Don't forget I ran a red light too, huh. Anne Osborne: You still think it's funny, don't you? Why don't you just face it, Remy? You're not one of the good guys anymore.

Remy McSwain: Now they're killing retards. McCabe: Then why aren't you dead?

Anne Osborne: I haven't had much luck with men. Remy McSwain: Oh cher, your luck about to change.

Lamar Parmentel: New Orleans is a marvelous place for coincidence.

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The Big Fix

1978

Moses Wine: Bakunin? Bakunin was a terrorist monster. You are not an authority on Bakunin just because you used to date every terrorist in Soviet Russia, that does not make you an authority.

Eppis: Do you know why being a revolutionary doesn't work in this country? Being a revolutionary in America is like being a spoil sport at an orgy. All these goodies being passed around and you feel like a shit when you say no.

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The Big G

2002

Dr Miller: Want Sex? Brush your teeth

Dan Parker: Calm down buddy, life is short.

Cindy Parker: Girls, your father needs you now.

Chelsea Parker: But Daddy, water isn't a food it's a drink! Dan Parker: Or is it? (turns to the refrigerator) Dan Parker: ICE!

Dan Parker: My name is Dan Parker, and I have... gingivitis.

Chelsea: I had a dream about daddy that he was chasing me and he bit off my leg.

Jim smile: (To dog) No gingivitis on you, no! No!

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The Big Knife

1955

Smiley Coy: What do you think of women, kiddie? Charlie Castle: Oh, there's room in the world for 'em.

(Wanting Charlie to woo Dixie, who's talking too much about Charlie's dangerous 'secret') Smiley Coy: Call her. Charlie Castle: All right. Anything for my art.

Stanley Hoff: (To Castle, after being slapped) I'll - break - you!

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The Big Land

1957

Chad Morgan: What's the matter? Joe Jagger: I've been eating so much rabbit, when I sleep at night, I keep dreaming about carrots.

Chad Morgan: Don't you want a drink? Joe Jagger: Water? What am I, a trout?

Joe Jagger: Well, you know my problem. What's yours? Chad Morgan: I should have killed a man the other day. Joe Jagger: Killed a man? What for? Chad Morgan: He needed it.

Sven Johnson: Oh, you boys can sleep as late as you like in the morning... so long as you get up for breakfast. Five o'clock.

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The Big Picture

1989

Nick Chapman: What is it? Emmet Sumner: It's this stupid movie. It's called "Coffins from Hell." Nick Chapman: What is it about? Emmet Sumner: Coffins from hell.

Neil Sussman: I'm very, very aware... that you are seeing other agents. And I think it's good that you are. Finally, I mean it's healthy. But, this is the thing. If you decide to sign with me, you're gonna get more than an agent. You're gonna get three people. (Holds up four fingers.) You're gonna get an agent, a mother, a father, a shoulder to cry on, someone who knows this business inside and out. And if anyone ever tries to cross you, I'll grab them by the balls and squeeze 'til they're dead.

Nick Chapman: I want you to be my friend again. Emmet Sumner: Nick, I was always your friend. Nick Chapman: No, I know. I, I mean, I wanna be your friend again.

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The Big Sombrero

1949

Gene Autry: You're running away from those guys? James Garland: I'm not walking away!

Estrellita Estrada: And all that you see is Estrada land - the Big Sombrero. Gene Autry: Where's the end of it? Estrellita Estrada: Oh, it's not in sight. There's a saying of my people that when you can look to the four corners and see only your own land, then you can truthfully say, "I have a rancho."

Gene Autry: It might get a little rough. Luis Alvarado: You think because my bones are old, I have no stomach for danger?

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The Big Wheel

1949

Arthur 'Red' Stanley: The way I figure it, another $1000 and she'll be ready for Indianapolis. Reno Riley: I wouldn't give you another buck and a half. Arthur 'Red' Stanley: Reno, this is the fastest rod in the business! Reno Riley: How many years have you been takin' this pile of junk to the race, Red? Six? Seven? Arthur 'Red' Stanley: Eight. Reno Riley: And you never even qualified.

(Reno gives his tomboy daughter a wad of cash to buy her first dress) Vic Sullivan: I wish you'd be that generous with me! Reno Riley: You'd look good in a dress.

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The Black Cat

1934

Hjalmar Poelzig: The phone is dead. Do you hear that, Vitus? Even the phone is dead.

Peter Allison: I don't know. It all sounds like a lot of superstitious baloney to me. Dr Vitus Verdegast: Superstitious, perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not. There are many things under the sun.

Hjalmar Poelzig: Come, Vitus, are we men or are we children?

Hjalmar Poelzig: Vitus! Your are mad.

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The Black Stallion

1979

(first lines) Alec Ramsey: Dad... you know what I saw? It's the most fantastic thing... come look! Mr Ramsey: (to the other poker players) My son. Mr Ramsey: Hey! Look, son, I'll tell you, I'm really busy, but... I'll tell you what I do need. I need some good luck.

(last lines) Veterinarian: This horse has got a leg like iron; he's gonna be all right, son. Alec Ramsey: Henry!

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The Blackbeard Pirate

1952

Blackbeard: Ben, I believe I'm going to catch me a rat! Ben Worley: Why, you hungry? (motions to the rope Blackbeard is holding, which goes over the side of the ship) . Oh, you're goin' fishing for him, aye? Blackbeard: NO, I ain't goin' fishin' for him, aye!

Blackbeard: Gilly, Gilly, give him just a tickle with the point of your blade, at about his liver.

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The Blob

1958

(after throwing acid on the Blob) Kate, the nurse: Doctor, nothing will stop it!

Lieutenant Dave: Just because some kid smashes into your wife on the turnpike doesn't make it a crime to be 17.

(On the radio to Washington) Lieutenant Dave: I think you should send us the biggest transport plane you have, and take this thing to the Arctic or somewhere and drop it where it will never thaw.

Lieutenant Dave: At least we've got it stopped. Steve Andrews: Yeah, as long as the Arctic stays cold.

(hears dog barking) Steve Andrews: There must be a house nearby. Friend: No, Sounds more like a dog.

(outside supermarket) Steve Andrews: It's in there! It's in there! I wish I were kidding. It's in there!

Steve Andrews: How do you get people to protect themselves from something they don't believe in?

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The Blood of Heroes

1989

Gonzo: Lord Vile, I've broken Juggers in half, smashed their bones, left the ground behind me wet with brains. There's nothing I wouldn't do to win. But I never hurt anyone for any reason other than sticking a dog's skull on a stake.

Sallow: Play hard, you'll forget the fear.

Sallow: This is stupid. We should be fucking and drinking by now.

Sallow: Walk... Slowly.

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The Blue Dahlia

1946

Leo: Just don't get too complicated, Eddie. When a man gets too complicated, he's unhappy. And when he's unhappy, his luck runs out.

Eddie Harwood: Am I under suspicion? Captain Hendrickson: I don't know. How do you feel about it?

Johnny Morrison: You oughta have more sense than to take chances with strangers like this. Joyce Harwood: It's funny, but practically all the people I know were strangers when I met them.

Helen Morrison: I take all the drinks I like, any time, any place. I go where I want to with anybody I want. I just happen to be that kind of a girl.

Johnny Morrison: You're wearing the wrong shade of lipstick, Mister.

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The Blue Lagoon

1980

Richard: What are you LOOKING at? Emmeline: Your muscles. Richard: What about them? You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying DUMB things like that. Always LOOKING at me funny! You're not coming down with something, are you? Don't give it to me.

Paddy: (chasing Richard and Em) Come back here and put your clothes on! Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches! Paddy: It ain't proper to be runnin' 'round naked... (stops, out of breath) ... all the time!

Richard: Kiss me. Emmeline: You're all sticky!

Richard: No, I could never stay on an island with just you. I don't even like you.

Emmeline: That's not true, you're always staring at my buppies. Richard: Only because they look so funny!

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Whatever It Takes

2000

Maggie Carter: I just have one last question Chris. How does it feel to be played?

Ashley Grant: I love you Brian Ryan!

Ashley Grant: A tiger can't change his spots.

Ashley Grant: Let mommy rub 'em.

Ryan: Finger suck good. Vomit shower bad.

Floyd: It's supposed to be Ryan gets pickle in Ashley. Not Ashley gets Ryan into a pickle!

Maggie Carter: He said I was beautiful. Ryan: I said that. Me.

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