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The French Chef

1962

(last lines of each episode) Julia Child: So that's all for today on The French Chef. This is Julia Child, bon appetit.

Julia Child: Now, you can tell when they're ready by poking them with your finger. And if it's resilient, they're done. If it's still squashy like the raw breast, it isn't done. And if it's hard, it is, uh, it's overdone which is too bad.

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The Freshman

1925

(Intertitle) Tate University - A large football stadium, with a college attached.

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The Fruit Machine

1988

(after seeing his buddy, who protests that he is NOT a rent boy get out of a car driven by an older man) Eddie: Who's he? Michael: It's, eh, my uncle. Eddie: Uncle who? Michael: It's my uncle Dick. Yeah, that's right. My Uncle Dick.

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The Fugitive

2000

Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife. Lt Phillip Gerard: Jury said different.

Lt Gerard: I Will Not Stop Ever. Richard Kimble: Neither Will I.

Ben Charnquist: I can help you. Richard Kimble: Damn right you can help me. We're going to Chicago and your going to tell Gerard everything. Everything.

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The Fuller Brush Man

1948

Red Jones: (kisses Ann, then blows out smoke) What a kiss. Ann Elliot: (blows out smoke) What a Fuller Brush Man.

Keenan Wallick: (as he sees Ann kissing Red, who he thinks is a murderer) Arrest that man! Lt Quint: Why, is there a law against it?

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The Further Adventures of the Po' Boys

2003

Joseph: Feline Butterology. I've got a patent pending on this.

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The Galaxy Invader

1985 (V)

Anne Montague: I'll bet he came to see that thing from the green man. Ethel Montague: Anne Montague, I've told you - there's no such thing as a green man!

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The Gallant Hours

1960

Fleet Admiral William F. 'Bull' Halsey Jr.: There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet.

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The Games

1998

John: How long is our 100 meter track? How long is it, Mr Wilson?

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The Gamma People

1956

Mike Wilson: Sinister looking dump isn't it.

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The Gang's All Here

1943

Dorita: You are here to kick up some more heels, huh?

Peyton Potter: (inspecting lipstick on his handkerchief) Hmm... ketchup? Mrs Peyton Potter: No doubt. And from a Brazilian tomato.

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The Gangster

1947

Shubunka: I knew everything I did was low and rotten. What did I care what people thought of me. I despised them.

Shubunka: My sins are that I wasn't tough enough. I should have trusted no one; never loved a girl. I should have smashed first. That's the way the world is.

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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

1987

Valerie Vomit: (Valerie Vomit, finds her hamburger wrapper empty) Ali, you ate my burger! Ali Gator: Oh, yeah? Prove it. Valerie Vomit: I can't, you ate the evidence.

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The Garden

1995/I

Martin Walter: Sometimes, the looking is more important than the finding. Remember your Milton. Eden is more than just a place. Don't miss the garden for the tree.

David Taylor: Then thou shall not be loth to leave this paradise; thou shall possess a paradise within thee, happier far.

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The Gathering

2002

Dan: In England this is called "breaking and entering". Cassie Grant: I'm not going to break anything.

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The Geena Davis Show

2000

Alan: Hello beautiful women... and Hilary.

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The Gene Autry Show

1950

Gene Autry: Even if the world were a chocolate cake, Mary, there'd still be a few crumbs around.

Gene Autry: Always defend your name, son. Just like you defend your country when you need to.

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The Gene Generation

2006

Michelle: Believe me, from where I come from, death is just an upgrade.

Jackie: You're breaking my chi.

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The General Died at Dawn

1936

O'Hara: I like people too much to shoot. But it's a dark year and a hard night.

O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.

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The General

1927

Johnnie Gray: (to the recruiter who rejects him) If you lose this war don't blame me.

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The General

1998

Frances: (referring to her sister) Why do go around and see Tina? I don't mind.

Martin Cahill: (looking at himself on television) It makes me look fat. Tina: You're not fat. You're cuddly.

Martin Cahill: We never should have bought this house. You never own things. You never own things. The things own you.

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The Generation Game

1971

(Rolf is quickly painting a large portrait of Bruce) Bruce Forsyth: I suppose it does help if you get people that have got a lot of character about them? Rolf Harris: Yeah, but I'll make do. Could you stand still, please?

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The Getaway

1972

Carter 'Doc' McCoy: (after arriving at the rendezvous) Where's Jackson? Rudy Butler: He didn't make it. Neither did you. (pulls his gun) Carter 'Doc' McCoy: (shoots Rudy)

(repeated line) Carter 'Doc' McCoy: Punch it, Baby!

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The Gift

2005 (V)

Sidney: I need fresh money everyday.

Mac Mall: Suckas is made, Macks is born.

Suga Free: Ain't nothing like a happy ho.

Goldee: The Mack God blessed me.

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The Gig

1985

Wilson: It's not religion -- devotion isn't enough.

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The Girl Can't Help It

1956

Barry the paperboy: (after Jerri Jordan walks by) If that's a girl, then I don't know what my sister is!

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The Girl from Mexico

1939

Uncle Matthew 'Matt' Lindsay: Marriage is like a mousetrap - easy to get in but hard to get out. And the husband is the piece of cheese.

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The Girl from Missouri

1934

Kitty Lennihan: I kinda like the butler. Eadie Chapman: Well, it's just as easy to like a millionaire.

Eadie Chapman: I bet you were an awful cute baby.

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The Girl From Monday

2005

Judge: You are sentenced to two years hard labor - teaching high school.

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The Girl Hunters

1963

Mike Hammer: Where are my clothes? Pat Chambers: In the garbage, which is where you belong.

Mike Hammer: ... Rickety Art Rickerby: That's Rickerby.

(last lines) Mike Hammer: So long, babe.

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The Girl in Lovers Lane

1959

Carrie Anders: Pa doesn't know much about girls' clothes.

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The Girl of the Golden West

1938

Ramerez: I hope I'll see you again sometime. Yeah? Mary Robbins: I hope I'll see you again sometime too. Dangling on the end of a rope!

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The Girl on a Motocycle

1968

Rebecca: Rebellion is the only thing that keeps you alive!

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The Girl Who Came Gift-Wrapped

1974 (TV)

Michael Green: I have this phobia about getting to be 40. I don't know. When you're in your twenties, everybody says "boy genius!" And then when you're in your thirties, "Ah, yes! Young man on the way up!" You get to be forty... zip. Nothin'. No more adjectives. Just a man.

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The Glass Menagerie

1973 (TV)

Amanda Wingfield: You are the only young man that I know of who ignores the fact that the future becomes the present, the present becomes the past, and the past turns into everlasting regret if you don't plan for it.

Laura Wingfield: Souvenir.

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The Glass Slipper

1955

Ella: The son of cook in the palace of the Duc.

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The Glass

2001 (mini)

Jim Proctor: Shut up! When you have asked for the business, shut up. And when the customer speaks - and if you don't, eventually he will - he will buy.

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The Glenn Miller Story

1953

Helen Berger Miller: Honestly!

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The Goat Man

1923

Final Intertitle: Watch out! There's one born every minute.

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The Godfather Trilogy: 1901-1980

1992 (V)

Don Vito Corleone: Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.

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The Godson

1998

'Guppy' Calzone: If this is about the other night... I just wanted to see how pantyhose would look on me.

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The Goldbergs

1949

Molly Goldberg: Yoo hoo, Mrs Bloom!

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The Golden Bowl

2000

Amerigo: What is it you want from me? Maggie: I want a happiness without a hole in it! I want the bowl without the crack!

Adam Verver: Of course. No-one would dream of burying a queen while she was still alive.

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The Golden Honeymoon

1980 (TV)

Lucy Tate of her husband James Whitmore: Ain't nobody finds you funny. They just put up with you because they can't figure out how to get rid of you.

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The Golden Sphere

2003

Mr Musharraf: If you don't get that key back, there will be more than chicken in tomorrow's special...

Sam (talking about rock band) : Hey Mike, when are you going to show me skills like that? Mike: When you grow that hair long, and get a tattoo on your arse mate!

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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad

1974

Sinbad: Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel!

(seeing the Vasier's mask) Sailor: I've heard of gold going to a man's head, but this!

Haroun: My heart is filled with courage! (pause) Haroun: But I have very cowardly legs.

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The Gong Show

1976

Chuck Barris: (just before a commercial break) We'll be back with more stuff right after this message.

Della Barris: (just before Chuck Barris first appears in the episode) And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is the host and star of the show, my daddy!

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The Good Companions

1957

Jerry Jerningham: Where there's an Englishman / You'll find a pot of tea. / Where there's a Frenchman / A whiff of gay Paree. / And where those hep cats meet, / You'll find a boogie beat / And where there's you / There's always me.

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The Good Old Boys

1995 (TV)

Hewey Calloway: Tommy, I haven't been killed in my life

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The Goodbye Plane

2003

Harry: (Leonard finishes playing organ) Oh, I didn't mean to stop you. Leonard: I wanted to stop. Harry: Not feeling up to it today? Leonard: Ive never played better. Harry: Bollocks. Leonard: You here to fiddle, Nero? Harry: As we agreed, sir, as we agreed.

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The Gospel

2005

Wesley: We have to be back on the road the day after the revival. Otherwise your career is going to be deader than C+C Music Factory. David Taylor: Who? Wesley: My point exactly.

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The Graham Norton Effect

2004

Host: Commenting on Britney Spears and the engagement ring given to her by her fiance Yes... The ring was five carats... that's one karat for every week that they'll stay married...

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The Grass Harp

1995

Dolly Talbo: Love is a chain.

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The Grave

1996

Travis: What's the last place anybody would look for a dead body? A grave, right?

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The Gravy Train

1974

Rut: Name a fish plate after me!

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The Great Flamarion

1945

Connie Wallace: You know, no matter how fast you drink it the distilleries can still stay way ahead of you. Al Wallace: Yup. But by next week I'll have 'em workin nights to do it!

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The Great Gatsby

2000 (TV)

Daisy Buchanan: I love you now. Isn't that enough?

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The Great Jasper

1933

Jasper Horn: Begging your pardon in advance.

(His dying words.) Jasper Horn: Jenny girl, when I'm with the angels, you'll know I'm being true to you.

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The Great Lie

1941

Sandra Kovac: "If I didn't think you meant so well, I'd feel like slapping your face"

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The Great Lover

1949

Freddie Hunter: Where do you think I'm from, Kokomo? I'm from North Zanesville, brother! The *big* town!

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The Great Man Votes

1939

Miss Billow: I never thought a meringue pie could make so lovely a speech.

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The Great Man

1956

Ginny: Feet of clay, huh? Joe Harris: Right up to the knees, at least.

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The Great Man's Lady

1942

Steely Edwards: Turn your thousand into a million; you can't lose without tryin'. It's all in the cards. Three-card monte, gentlemen. I want your money. The game's crooked, the cards are fixed, you can't win.

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The Great Moment

1944

Elizabeth Morton: "He's going to be a dentist!" (weeps on her mother's shoulder) Mrs Whitman: "Oh, and he seemed such a nice young man."

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The Great Space Coaster

1981

Gary Gnu: No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu.

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The Great Waldo Pepper

1975

Axel Olsson: Guess who's still alive... (shouts) Me!

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The Great Walled City of Xan

1970

Man: The Christians are coming!

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The Great Ziegfeld

1936

Fanny Brice: Get me some viskey!

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The Greatest Story Ever Told

1965

The Centurion: Truly, this man was the son of God.

John the Baptist: REPENT!

Caiaphas: Jesus of Nazareth, your crimes are so many I scarcely know where to begin.

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The Greek Tycoon

1978

Liz Cassidy: You're an animal! How dare you! You bastard! Theo Tomasis: God, what a woman! Let's go and make love.

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The Green Glove

1952

Michael Blake: All right, look, I haven't robbed a bank, I haven't killed anybody, and I'm not an international spy. Do you believe that? Chris Kenneth: I'll try.

Michael Blake: You know, this is the first time in my life that a woman has locked me *inside* her apartment. Chris Kenneth: Life is full of surprises.

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The Green Pastures

1936

Gabriel: Gangway for the lord god, Jehovah!

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The Green Slime

1968

(examining a charred corpse from which smoke is still rising) Lisa Benson: He's dead.

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The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat

1982 (TV)

The Cat in the Hat: (to the Grinch) I deeply deplore any inconvieniece that I may have caused you Mr... Green Face.

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The Grissom Gang

1971

Eddie Hagan: How come you never get your ass out of bed? Anna Borg: Well, it's the place you seem to like it the most.

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The Groove Tube

1974

Hooker: Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo.

The President: I'm in the driver's seat! I'm runnin' the show! I'M THE FUCKIN' PRESIDENT!!!!

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The Grotesque

1995

Sir Edward Cleghorn: You can't go around telling people dinosaurs were birds. They've been reptiles since Darwin was a boy.

Lady Giblet: It will be assumed that a man who could stumble across a dead body and feed it to his pigs is a man who could kill. We tend to lose the fine distinction when it comes to such things.

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The Group

1966

Mr Andrews: We madmen are the aristocrats of mental illness.

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The Guardian

2001

Nick: My mom-my mom said I will always treat woman better than my father does. Lulu: So do you? Nick: I don't know, want to find out?

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The Gunfighter

1950

Jimmy Ringo: How come I've got to run into a squirt like you nearly every place I go these days? What are you trying to do? Show off for your friends?

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The Haircut

1982

Music Industry Executive: I hate razors. Just don't cut my ears off, I'll be very happy. That doesn't offend you does it when I say "don't cut my ears off"? You don't feel, "mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm, get the Son-of-a-bitch now!".

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The Hallelujah Trail

1965

Col Thaddeus Gearhart: Give a woman an acorn and the next thing you know you're up to your rump in oak trees.

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The Hamster Factor and Other Tales of Twelve Monkeys

1997 (V)

Mick Audsley: Art is working on something till you like it, then leaving it that way.

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The Hand

1981

Stella: I'm an old-fashioned girl. I like to make it in bed.

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The Handler

2003

Joe Renato: What's happening? Let's go! I don't have much time ... I gotta go kill a guy.

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The Handmaid's Tale

1990

Moira: I like girls.

Aunt Lydia: You are the lucky ones. You are going to serve God and country. I pronounce you handmaids.

Aunt Lydia: Oh God, make me fruitful.

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The Hard Way

1943

The Morgan Twins: (in unison) Mr Wade? We're playing in Jersey City. Can you catch our act? We're the Morgan Twins. Max Wade: When you're triplets, come back and see me.

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The Harvest

1993

Steve Mobley: The days are like the women here - slippery and hard to stay on top of.

Detective Topo: Is anything else missing? Something we can trace? Charlie Pope: No. Just my watch, and my ring. And my kidney. That's it.

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The Haunted

1991 (TV)

Jack Smurl: You better pray for me tonight hon'. Cause that is the only thing that is gonna keep me from killing somebody.

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The Haunting of Morella

1990

Gideon: I still cannot bring myself to utter that name.

Coel: One more feeding, my love, and you'll be fully resurrected.

Morella: My flesh needs sustenance, and your life shall fill that need.

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The Haunting of Seacliff Inn

1994 (TV)

Susan Enright: He tested the wires Mark Enright: Bull! He tested the local pot harvest!

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The Heavenly Body

1943

Nancy Potter: You talk as if astrology is something to be ashamed of, like witchcraft or being a Democrat.

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The Heckling Hare

1941

Bugs Bunny: Let's see... what can I do to this guy next?

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The Heidi Chronicles

1995 (TV)

Heidi Holland: ... And that's for being so Goddamned... Peter Patrone: ... Narcisstic? Supercilious? Heidi Holland: No, um... Peter Patrone: ... Sounds like? Heidi Holland: Oh I give up!

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The Helix... Loaded

2005

Nuvo: I'm definitely ready to be enlightened.

Theo: All right stop... Collaborate... And listen to each other.

Nuvo: Whoa.

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The Helter Skelter Murders

1970

Group: (chanting together) Kill every white mother, every white pig.

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The Henpecked Duck

1941

Chicken: (sounding like Zasu Pitts) Alakazam and you get an egg? Oh, dear, and for fifteen years I've been doing it the hard way!

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The Heroes of Telemark

1965

Nilssen: That is... I must say that is fantastic efficiency! Sturmfuhrer: Don't you ever make the mistake by underrating the Germans. By any means. Sturmfuhrer: By Easter we will not have merely 10000 pounds of heavy water, but 12000 pounds of heavy water.

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The 'High Sign'

1921

Narration Card: The brutal bungalow of the Blinking Buzzards, a bold bad bunch of blood-thirsty bandits who would break into a bank, blow a battleship to bits or beat up a blue eyed baby blonde.

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The Highwayman

1951

NARRATOR: And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees, When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas, When the road is a ribbon of moonlight looping the purple moor, A highwayman comes riding, riding, riding, A highwayman comes riding up to the old inn door.

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