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Rover's Rival

1937

Puppy: See, old timer? You're through. Washed up. Rover: You mean to say, I'm one of them there used-to-wasits? Puppy: (Imitating Rover) Yes, I mean to say you're one of them there used-to-wasits. Porky Pig: Hey, D-don't imi... imi... mimic rover like that. He's sensitive. Puppy: (Imitating Porky) Oh g-g-gee, I'm sorry to hear th-th-that. Nyah!

Royal Rumble

1989 (V)

Gorilla Monsoon: (about the Hulkster) Looks like he has been in there for half an hour. Jesse Ventura: YOU IDIOT HE'S BEEN IN THERE ONLY 5 MINUTES!

Jesse Ventura: (about Ax and Smash starting the Rumble at numbers 1 and 2) The WWF Tag Team Champions are going to go at it. Gorilla Monsoon: There gonna have to this is every man for himself. And they are going at each other.

Sherri Martel: (to Gorilla Monsoon) Quit interrupting me when I'm saying something to you.

Gorilla Monsoon: (Jake Roberts runs to ringside with Damian, and he is after Andre the Giant) What's this?

Royal Rumble

1996 (V)

Mr Perfect: Look, it's a bird, it's a plane, no wait it's Barry Horriblewitz!

Vince McMahon: (both Squat Team members are making their way towards the ring) Now wait a minute... Which one is the legal man, and which one is the illegal man? Mr Perfect: The one on the left... Vince McMahon: (laughs) Which left? Mr Perfect: My left... Vince McMahon: I see...

Vince McMahon: (Big Daddy Cool Diesel just gave The Undertaker the finger) (in shock) Did-did you just see what he just did?

Diesel: I ain't afraid of the dark! I ain't afraid of the Dark!

Diesel: The only reason he is standing and breathing is because I allowed it!

Ruby in Paradise

1993

Ruby Lee Gissing: I've done retail before, and I work real cheap.

Mike McCaslin: This selling game... it can't mean anything, it can't be the reason you're here.

Ricky Chambers: You know most people are only two paychecks away from the streets. Did you know that?

Ruby Lee Gissing: I heard that Hell is when all your dreams come true.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

1948

(first lines) Narrator: 'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the hills the reindeer were playing enjoying the spills of skating and coasting and climbing the willows and hopscotch and leap frog... protective pillows.

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie - Rugrats II

2000

(In Notre Dame cathedral) Betty DeVille: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.

Chuckie Finster: A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!

Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace. (Chuckie bursts in) Chuckie Finster: No-o-o-o-o-o-o!!! Chas: (in awe) His first word!

Chuckie Finster: Over my dad's potty!

Drew Pickles: I can't believe that Angelica saw that movie last night. Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time.

Jean-Claude: (in a sing-song voice) I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.

Angelica: The Finster kid wanted the princess for a mommy... and face it lady, you're no princess!

Running Time

1997

(Carl is walking past inmates on his way out of prison) Inmate: Carl, my man! Carl: Keep the faith, brothers! I'll look up on your wives and girlfriends and let 'em know you miss 'em! Inmate: FUCK YOU! Carl: ... not anymore.

Patrick: I'm not stupid. I'm smart. Carl: Oh yeah, you're smart! You failed every fucking class! You were in remedial everything! You flunked fucking gym!

Bagman: Remember, trust in the spirits. They're everywhere! (gestures to heart) Especially in here.

Janie: This is ridiculous. I can't just pack up and leave, go to Austria or wherever. (looks around apartment) Why not? What the hell is stopping me?

Rurôni Kenshin: Ishin shishi e no Requiem

1997

Saitoh: You live your life by testing the wind and going in its direction. I might be wrong, maybe you are just flexible.

Kaji: I will not be killed by a corrupt man who stands for false justice!

Saitoh (sword drawn, as Kaji falls) : I never told you my definition of justice: It is to kill evil immediately.

Rurôni Kenshin: Meiji kenkaku roman tan: Tsuioku hen

1999 (V)

Tomoe: So you kill people that you think should die. Or rather, you've entrusted that decision to your leaders.

Kenshin: It's better that I do not know why they should die. Doing so would disrupt my concentration.

Landlady: (referring to Tomoe) She may have had some trouble in the past but I'm not letting that bother me. If I kicked out everyone who's had a bad history, I wouldn't have any servants or clients.

Russian Roulette

2002/I

Announcer: Four strangers, one goal - to win a head-to-head competition for a chance at $100,000. One wrong answer could be their last. This is Russian Roulette.

(after a female contestant hugs him) Host: The perks of being a host.

(after a contestant explains he's doing hypnosis on himself) Host: Some people call it "self-hypnosis." Others call it "Happy Hour."

Contestant: Didn't I see you in 'Planet of the Apes?' Host: (annoyed) Yeah, I think I saw you on the set. Weren't you one of the monkeys?

Russkies

1987

Mischa: I see. Vodka not for boys. Danny: That's not it. It's just... Mischa: Just? Adam: Just gimme that bottle. (Takes a drink and spits it out) Mischa: (laughs) Vodka not for boys.

(Looking at a comic book) Mischa: You read these funny books. You make pretend, you play soldier. American propaganda. Kill Arab, kill gook, kill Russkie. Very nice.

(After a Russian naval book washes ashore) Adam: All I know is, whoever lost it's probably dead now. Jason: How do you know that? Adam: Because man, in Russia if you screw up, they don't give you a second chance to explain yourself. They just kill you. Jason: Sounds like my dad.

Danny: Say if, I mean, what if a Russian washed up on the beach here. What would you do? Sergeant Kovac: Kill him.

Rustlers on Horseback

1950

(Rocky and Jack have just knocked out two henchmen) Nugget Clark: All finished? Marshal Rocky Lane: No, just getting started!

Carol Reynolds: Oh, Rocky, thank you! I was so frightened. Jack Reynolds: It's all right now, honey. Marshal Rocky Lane: Yeah, it's wonderful if you don't mind being in a rat trap.

S & M: Metallica with Michael Kamen Conducting the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra

1999 (TV)

(Finished playing "For Whom the Bell Tolls") James: That feels good, don't know 'bout you man.

James: We got a few more, are ya ready? James: Are you sure? James: Uh, I think uh, were gonna do somethin' heavy now. James: That was all the warm up stuff.

Lars: Who's fucking idea was this?

James: D'ya hear the one about the rock band who wanted to play with the symphony?

Så som i himmelen

2004

Lena: My grandfather will have to paint another angel now.

Daniel Daréus: When you like someone, how do you know that you love them? Lena: Well, you... it makes you happy when you see him. Daniel Daréus: Yes. And more? Lena: You, you think about him all the time. Daniel Daréus: Right. What else? Lena: You're happy when you're with him. Daniel Daréus: Happy when you are together... Lena... I love you.

Gabriella: (singing) I want to feel that I have lived my life.

Sabotage

1936

(first title card) Title Card: (camera zooms in on definition) sa-botage sà-bo-tarj. Wilful destruction of buildings or machinery with the object of alarming a group of persons or inspiring public uneasiness.

(first lines) Man in power plant: Sand. 2nd Man in power plant: Sabotage. 3rd Man in power plant: Wrecking. 4th Man in power plant: Deliberate. 2nd Man in power plant: What's at the back of it? 3rd Man in power plant: Who did it?

Sagebrush Trail

1933

(after eluding the sheriff by swimming underwater, John emerges on the far side of the lake at the feet of a tall gunslinger) John Brant: Well, I guess you got me. Joseph Conlon: (snorts) Come on out, stranger. I ain't the law. You're a pretty smart hombre and you got plenty of nerve. It strikes me that the boss could use somebody like you. What's your name? (John glares at him) Joseph Conlon: Smith, ain't it. That's the handle most of you fast travelers use. Aw, it's as good a name as any. Mine's Jones! (they shake hands) Joseph Conlon: Say, you're pretty near all in, ain't ya. Better come up with me to the hideout and meet the Big Chief. We're short a coupla hands.

Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma

1976

The Duke: We fascists are the only true anarchists.

The Duke: The obscene gesticulation is like deaf-mute's language, with a code none of us, despite unrestrained caprice, can transgress.

The Duke: The bourgeoisie has never hestitated to kill its own children.

The President: Without bloodshed, there's no pardon.

Salvador

1986

Doctor Rock: Hey, baby. What's your sign? Pauline Axelrod: Stop. Doctor Rock: Oh? I thought it was slippery when wet.

John Cassady: I thought you were dead. Richard Boyle: Dead? Why, do I look that bad? John Cassady: Yes.

Priest: Do you follow the Catholic way Richard Boyle: ... Not exactly.

Richard Boyle: (to his captors) I hope you all get anal herpes!

Sam Peckinpah's West: Legacy of a Hollywood Renegade

2004 (TV)

L.Q. Jones: Ride the High Country is to me - and to many, many people - the best Saturday-afternoon-hold-your-girls'-hand-eat-popcorn-and-enjoy-the-movie ever made.

Paul Schrader: Sam's contribution to the Western was like Orson Welles' contribution to film noir - which is that he chistled the gravestone.

Elvis Mitchell: There is so much of Peckinpah that is finally about failure - and it's hard to watch... it's hard to kind of acknowledge that a man can make epics about failure.

(last lines) Narrator: He left us a lasting body of orignial and haunting work and in the end, Sam Peckinpah entered his house justified.

Same Time, Next Year

1978

Doris: You know that's a sign of age, don't you? George: What? Doris: When you start worrying about the declining morality of the young.

George: I'm a married man with three children. Doris: Three? I thought you said two. George: I thought it would make me seem less married.

Doris: (after kissing George) Wanna fuck? George: ... What? Doris: You didn't understand the question?

George: You know what the worst part of this is? While I'm thinking all of this... I have the most fantastic hard-on

Doris: (after nearly getting caught by the in-keeper) Oh, good, he didn't ask about the girdle. George: What? Doris: The girdle! George: (looks down, notices her girdle poking out of his pocket) Oh, great! Now he probably thinks I'm a homo!

Samson and Delilah

1996 (TV)

Re hamun: This is something Kings must learn and Princes must practice: it's called "listening".

Principe Sidqa: He must be stopped. The dignity of your throne is at stake. Re hamun: Do not mistake my throne for your pride.

Dalila: "Samson", that means "the son of the sun", doesn't it? I prefer the dark.

Generale Tariq: I hate an incompetent enemy. They make me less. They turn a general into a butcher.

San Demetrio London

1943

(Looking at deck gun) Deckhand: A gun is like a woman. You can't tell what it's like until you're in action. Then it's too late.

(last lines) Mr Justice Langton: It is right and proper, and a part of my duty which I shall gladly discharge, to recognise to the full the courage, devotion and sacrifice of each of these men. I should not like to leave this case without thanking everybody concerned for having given me the best working day of my life, in listening to the very modest recital of some gallant gentlemen concerning a memorable achievement.

San Francisco Docks

1940

(a beauty shop owner is asked to identify a picture of Frances March) Jean: Looks familiar, but dearie, these blondes all bleach alike.

(The Icky, a drunk, explains his resume) The Icky: I was a spy once. Hank: What was your mission? The Icky: I don't know. It was so secret they didn't tell me.

San Francisco

1936

(first lines) Blackie Norton: Well sister, what's your racket? Mary Blake: I'm a singer! Blackie Norton: Let's see your legs! Mary Blake: I said, I'm a singer! Blackie Norton: Alright, let's see your legs!

(pointing at necklace) Blackie Norton: Hey. I thought I told you not to wear that thing. Trixie: Ah gee, honey, I think it's nice. Blackie Norton: Yeah? Well I think it makes you look cheap! (Rips it off of her) Blackie Norton: Now don't wear it anymore. Blackie doesn't like it.

Sanam Bewafa

1991

Ruksar Khan: Mujhey Allah ki kasam, tumse pyar ho gaya, bina Id ke hi chand ka deedar ho gaya... I swear to God I am in love with you, even without Id, I have seen my moon...

Ruksar Khan: Chudhi mazaa na deghi, kangan mazaa na degha, tere veghar sajan, sawan mazaa na degha... My anklets are no fun, my bangles are no fun, without you sweetheart, the monsoon season is no fun...

Sand

2000

Kirby: Man, lemme give you some advice. Don't ever get married. Tyler Briggs: Yeah? Why's that? Kirby: 'Cause it'll ruin your life! Uh! It's unbelievable! You know, she cuts her nails in bed, right? She leaves her hairs everywhere, she won't let me watch my TV shows, she won't let me sleep in my trunks, she shits on my friends, she hates the ocean, she snores like a fucking gorilla, she corrects my talkin', she won't even get out of bed and get her diaphragm! She only eats sushi. (mocking her in a funny voice) I'll only eat sushi! Come on!

Lill: When are you going to learn share? Kirby: Learn to share? Lill: Yes! Kirby: You show up here from the Land of the Frogs, totally broke. And I feed you, clothe you, marry you! Get you your own remote for the tv! And you have the nerve to tell me I don't know how to share?

Teddy: You know, you should form your own cult. A cult where you castrate your own kids.

Sanhedrin

2004

Rabbi Wiseman: (sitting in a cell) The Sanhedrin was the highest court and ruling council of the ancient Jewish Nation. It had once sat in Jerusalem and later, after the Diaspora, in Baghdad and Alexandria. It last sat before the fall of Roman Empire. Mr J. Singer: (reproachfully) It never sat in Stoke Newington.

Heinrich Arturstein: One never knows if one is capable of courage, or cowardice. I am happy that I discovered I was capable of the former.

Satisfaction

1988

Josh: I want you to know I think you're really different. Daryle Shane: I can work really hard to be the same.

Billy talking to the dog on the beach: Wanna know what it's like to be me dog? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Being me is like... being me is like... ah geez I forget

Billy: Look at all these FuFus man...

Daryle: Well I just figured that Rome, Paris & Bulgaria sound pretty good Billy: What Bulgaria? Bulgaria's not in Europe. Daryle: Of course it is stupid Billy: You're ass...

Daryle: Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe Billy: Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway

Jennie: Where's the dip? Billy: All the dips are dancing

Martin Falcon: (walks in, drunken, to find his guard dog soothed by intruders) What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!

Mooch: What do I look like? The Shell Answer Man...

Savage Beach

1989

(after putting the plane on auto-pilot) Donna: Shouldn't we get out of these wet clothes?

(after crash-landing on a desert island) Taryn: What do you say we check out the beach?

Adm. Kenji Inada: The cancer clutches ever tighter at my heart.

Anjelica: My ideology means far more to me than fame and adulation.

Martinez: Don't spend it all in one piece!

Savage Island

2003

Rebecca Savage: Mamma told me I could have proper babies if I did it with a stranger. Peter Young: Sorry? Well if I meet someone who fits that description, I'll give them your number.

Peter Young: How often do you get to look for roadkill? Huh? Huh? (laughs maniacally)

Keith Young: It's all about progress Steven: the unstoppable wave of progress.

Eliah Savage: I'm gonna get me that baby. You wait and see.

Say When!

1961

(Art does a live commercial for Peter Pan peanut butter.) Art James: (picking up a peanut butter jar and a kitchen knife) And you know Peter Pan is made to stay good as gold, fresh and moist, any time at all, from the first big swoop off the top of the jar right down to the... (Art drops the knife in the jar. The bottom of the jar breaks and the knife falls to the floor.) Art James: (trying not to laugh) ... last... little bit... at the bottom. So for happy young faces... at all times... make sure you've got Peter Pan peanut butter on hand... in good times... all times.

Scandal Sheet

1952

Mark Chapman: Get her in here, we have to be at the ballroom at 8. No time for face powder.

Lt Davis: We got a new man on this beat that's built like you between the ears. He saw a hole in the back of the dame's skull and figured she was slugged.

Steve McCleary: A very rare item. A picture of a dame with her mouth shut.

Mark Chapman: Write me a sob story. 'Miss Lonelyheart' won't be lonely anymore.

Scandal

1989

John Profumo: I have nothing to hide. Stephen Ward: Come off it John, we all have something to hide, what a boring life it would be if we didn't.

Stephen Ward: All Russians are spies, it's how they're brought up.

(Mandy is being cross-examined in court) Mervyn Griffith-Jones: Are you aware that Lord Astor has denied impropriety in his relationship with you? Mandy Rice-Davies: (smiles) Well, he would, wouldn't he? (crowd in gallery roars with laughter)

Scared Straight!

1978

Convict: You know if you get up and touch one of them shoes, I'm gonna break my leg off in your ass.

Ali: I'm here for murder, kidnappin', robbery, armed-robbery, conspiracy, breakin' the dude's jaw and breakin' his fuckin' woman's both her gottdam arms! But fuck what's happenin' to me! It's whats' happenin' to juveniles we're concerned about.

Karen: This won't stop me from breaking the law.

Scene of the Crime

1949

Sleeper: Naturally, I know you know I know somethin'. Mike Conovan: I know you know I know you know somethin'.

P.J. Pontiac: I'm no Humphrey Bogart. He gets slugged and he's ready for action; I get slugged and I'm ready for pickling.

P.J. Pontiac: Lili, a sizzler at the Fol-de-Rol. A figure like champagne and a heart like the cork.

Lili: What'll they throw at me? Mike Conovan: The book. Lili: The book! There's a crime on every page to fit me.

Schläfer

2005

Frau Wasser: You were in his flat, weren't you? Did you notice he's got his windows taped shut? Did he tell you what he brought back from his last trip home? Did he tell you the other places... Johannes Mehrveldt: I don't want to know any of this. Frau Wasser: Because you're scared. Johannes Mehrveldt: Nonsense. Frau Wasser: I know. You want to do the right thing. You want to be one of the good guys. That's why I came to you. You've got integrity. Your motives are right. Mr Merveldt, help us find out what Mr Madani is really like. You only stand to win, and Mr Madani will be lucky that you're doing it instead of someone else. * That piece of dialog is published on the website of the cannes film festival: http: //www.festival-cannes.fr/films/fiche_film.php?langue=6002&id_film=4281003

School Daze

1988

Grady: In life, there are times to be quiet, to shut the fuck up. This is one of those times.

Julian Eaves: You talk more shit than a little bit.

Monroe: Learn to articulate, you juvenile delinquent!

Wanna Be's: You're just a jig-a-boo, tryin' to find somethin' to do!

Jig-A-Boo's: Well, you're a wanna-be, wanna be better than me!

Julian Eaves: Half-Pint, how tall are you? Half-Pint: Five feet, five inches. Julian Eaves: You are a five foot, five inch piece of shit.

Dap: (shouts) Wake up!

Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster

2004 (V)

Shannon: For centuries the Blakes have been falling through trap doors, finding secret passageways, getting kidnapped, and getting caught in traps of our own creation. The Blakes have been famous for being-how should I put this?-accident prone. Daphne: (as the gang looks at her) What?

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Mayhem

2004 (VG)

Velma: Uh guys you can let go now. Shaggy: Nuh Uh! not on your life! Velma: Oh brother

Velma: Shaggy did you see that walking plate of armor Shaggy: See it? Like it snatched up Scooby. We gotta save him! Earl Milton: Great! I'll catch it all on tape. Shaggy: Yeah like if it doesn't catch us first (laughter from audience)

Score More Points Nintendo Blue

1989 (V)

Skip Rogers: Are you ready to win at your favorite Nintendo games? Imagine the power you have when you know the secret paths, and you've seen how to score more points. Hi, my name is Skip Rogers, *World Videogame Champion*. I got to be No.1 by practising all day, every day, and now I want to teach you how to win.

Skip Rogers: Don't worry if you miss something, just rewind the tape!

Skip Rogers: Watch this... kicking a knife with my bare feet!

Skip Rogers: My all-time favorite is Bam Bam. He reminds me of the Three Stooges!

Skip Rogers: I always pick the gorilla when I surf. He's a slightly cooler dude!

Scram!

1932

Judge: How do you plead? Oliver: Not guilty. Judge: On what grounds? Stanley Laurel: We weren't on the ground - we were sleeping on a park bench.

Judge: Scram! Or I'll build a jail for you.

Judge: If the jail wasn't full, I'd give you both 180 days, but since the jail is full, I'm going to give you just one hour. Oliver: Thank you, sir. Judge: To get out of town! And never let me set eyes on you again! Case dismissed. Stanley Laurel: Does that mean we can go back to sleeping on the park bench?

Oliver: What's the matter, neighbor? Drunk: I los' the key to my car. Stanley Laurel: Can you find it? Drunk: No. Thas' why I'm lookin'...

Scrapheap

2000

(Robert watches Cops and Bodgers, the team of Police Officers, attempt to hotwire a van) Robert Llewellyn: If I'm ever locked out of my car, I won't be calling the police.

(comparing their wrecking machines) Member of The Beach Boys team: Bigger! Stronger! Better! Member of The Chaos Crew team: Yeah... but ours articulates!

(coming back from a commercial on the American version) Tyler Harcott: Welcome back to "Junkyard Wars", the only show on television with more heavy metal than an OZZY OSBOURNE CONCERT!

Robert Llewellyn: (during the power puller episode) A one wheel power puller? Doesn't quite have the same ring to it!

Scream and Scream Again

1969

Professor Kingsmill: Fastest transition in the world: from human to corpse. It doesn't do to get the two confused, or you'll never be successful.

Superintendent Bellaver: Smells like cheese, looks like ham... (takes a bite of sandwich) Oh, no problem: it's chicken.

Superintendent Bellaver: That bloody chicken wasn't killed, it died of old age.

Screamers

1995

Jessica: We can laugh, we can cry. We can bleed... we can fuck.

Hendricksson: You're moving up in the world - you've learned how to kill each other.

Jessica: We're gonna die. You know that don't you? Hendricksson: Yeah, but not today, and not here.

Hendrikkson: Things ain't what it used to be.

Hendrikkson: If you're going to be a rock, be a rock; don't be a bug!

David: Can I come with you?

Hendricksson: Jefferson! You must be confusing me with somebody who gives a shit.

Hendricksson: Jefferson, you must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit.

Jessica: Jessica Henson, Pittsburgh, how do you do?

Screwed

2000

(After Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp) Willard Fillmore: Why the hell did you do that for? Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared! Willard Fillmore: What? So everytime you're scared you have to hit someone over the head with a desk lamp?

Rusty P. Hayes: And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!

Willard Filmore: Attack? It was more like a rape!

Rusty: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms Crock, you'll get head!

Rusty P. Hayes: Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!

Police in Car: Halt! This is the police! Rusty P. Hayes: Well, no shit!

SD Gundam Force

2003

Shute: Gundam Force is so cool! Come on everybody! Chief Haro: Gundam Force is so cool! Keiko & Sayla: Gundam Force is so cool! Captain, Bakunetsumaru, and Zero: Gundam Force is so cool! Shute: (laughing) Haha... even if we do say so ourselves!

Zako 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute, there's something very wrong here! That doesn't say 'Zakos', it says 'Tacos'! Zako 2: Mmm, waffles! Zako 3: I like... pizza. Zako Zako Hour Hosts: (all drool) Ahhhh! Caligraphy makes us hungry, Zako!

Search and Destroy

1995

Ron: You ever been laid, Kim? Kim: No, never; what's it like?

Kim Ulander: You can't have an adventure without a gun!

Dr Waxling: Just because it happened to you does not make it interesting.

Kim Ulander: I was talking to my old friend Charlie Manson the other day, and he said to me: "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"

A Season for Miracles

1999 (TV)

Alanna: Why didn't we stay on the highway? Emilie: I thought you two would like to see the countryside. Ain't it pretty? Alanna: Is it because you thought the police might be after us? Emilie: You're a little too smart for your own good, you know that?

Alanna: Are we lost? Emilie: No we're not lost, we just don't know where we are.

Sadie: Nathan's playing Santa this year. Emilie: I bet he likes it. Sadie: I hope so. He doesn't know yet.

Emilie: It's not gonna hurt that you learn something for a few days. Alanna: I know a lot. Emilie: Too much. Not the kind of things you should.

Judge: Over ruled! It's not a trial but I like saying it.

Judge: By the way, I also do weddings!

Second Best

1994

(Remembering his mother's death) Graham: Dad wasn't making much sense. His hands were like injured birds looking for a safe place to roost.

Debbie: If he gets ya practicing knots, just remember, untying them's the hard part.

Graham: I know where you've gone. I know where you're hiding. To have nothing, to feel nothing, to be nothing. It doesn't work, I've tried it. Anything's possible, Jamie, except feeling nothing. That's never possible.

Graham Holt: They were a devoted couple, they showed it. Uncle Turpin: You mean she convinced him that she'd go to pieces if he strayed even as far as the end of the garden to do a widdle on his own.

Second Sight

2004 (VG)

Asylum Patient: I don't know what I'm doing here, I used to be a producer for a games company! I was doing so well! Where are my project plans?

Professor Grienko: We were ignored by the fools in Russia, men with no vision, no money. Here's to America, eh? No vision either, but you have money!

Jayne Wilde: Mommy, it's raining, my dress is all wet.

Asylum Patient: Ah, the Duke of Wellington, I was expecting you. Are your armies prepared?

Asylum Patient: Have you seen my mouse? He's blue. About four foot tall.

Asylum Patient: I really like my shock therapy. Makes me see pretty stars.

Secrets & Lies

1996

Cynthia Purley: I wouldn't know him if he stood up in my soup!

Cynthia: I can still turn a few heads... Roxanne: ... and a few stomachs!

Maurice: Life isn't fair then is it. Somebody always draws the short straw.

Maurice: She can't help it; she never had enough love

Maurice: Secrets and lies! We're all in pain! Why can't we share our pain? I've spent my entire life trying to make people happy, and the three people I love the most in the world hate each other's guts, and I'm in the middle! I can't take it anymore!

Cynthia Rose Purley: You gotta laugh, ain't ya sweetheart? Else you'd cry.

Cynthia Purley: But sweetheart, I can't be your mother! Hortense Cumerbatch: Why not? Cynthia Purley: Well... look at me!

Cynthia Rose Purley: (to Hortense) You look more like me than m'daughter does!

Secrets of Sex

1970

The Mummy: Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine you were making love to this girl. Imagine you were making love to this boy. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine this boy was making love to you. Imagine this girl was making love to you. Imagine the consequences.

See Arnold Run

2005 (TV)

Beach Girl #1: Hey Arnold, Franco. Are you guys going to the Pump House tonight? Arnold Schwarzenegger: We are the pump house, right Franco? You girls make me hot. I gotta cool off. Let's go! C'mon ladies! Let's go. C'mon! (Runs into the ocean)

Arnold Schwarzenegger: (looking at Lou Ferrigno's picture) I'm bigger, stronger, greater. I will win. I will conquer. Arnold Schwarzenegger: (looking at Gray Davis's picture) I'm bigger, stronger, greater.

Self Medicated

2005

Andrew Eriksen: What the hell is conspiracy to escape? Dan Jones: Hey, watch it mister! H-E double hockey sticks is a curse word. Now I want 500 words on the deleterious effects of profanity.

Andrew Eriksen: You got a Bible verse memorized for it and everything, huh? Gabe: Here's another one you ought to think about. "It's better to put it in the belly of a whore than on the ground."

Sensation Hunters

1933

(Trixie comes upon one of her girls, a blonde, looking through her purse for her gin flask) Trixie Snell: You'd forget your rosy cheeks if they weren't slapped on with a paintbrush! Blonde: I know I had it when I was with that traveling man last night. Trixie Snell: Well, did you look in the First National? (Blonde lifts up her skirt to check one of her garters. It is not there) Trixie Snell: Well, try the other branch, ya simp.

Jerry Royal: Heaven help a sailor on a night like this. Dale Jordan: I thought you said you'd sworn off on sailors. Jerry Royal: Well, a girl's gotta have some practice. Some of those sailors are pretty good. At practice.

Jerry Royal: You can't make a silk purse out of a horse's... neck.

Sensei no o-jikan - Doki doki school hours

2004

Akane Kobayashi: He's having fun by himself again. Minako Tominaga: Don't go near him! You might get infected too.

Akane Kobayashi: Poem, Title: Myself in Spring by Kobayashi. Spring is a fun season. However, it is a depressing rhapsody. In terms of chocolate... Chocolate is delicious. What I especially like is chocolate cake. Speaking of chocolate cake, I recommend the cake shop at the Okitsu Shopping Center! It is so soft and sweet and right after you put it in your mouth, it feels like a carnival and stuff...

Mika Suzuki: Books are like nutrition for your spirit. Just like eating food to feed your body, you must read books to feed your spirit. Akane Kobayashi: Oh, I'm on a diet.

Yuuichi Kudo: Is he okay? Akane Kobayashi: Watabe is the manga club's only member. Shizuka: I pity him.

Sergeant Preston of the Yukon

1955

Sgt. Preston: I arrest you in the name of the Crown.

Sgt. Preston: Well, King, this case is closed.

Announcer: Sergeant Preston of the Northwest Mounted Police with Yukon King, swiftest and strongest lead dog breaking the trail in the relentless pursuit of lawbreakers, in the wild days of the Yukon. Back to the days of the Gold Rush, as Sergeant Preston, with his wonder dog, Yukon King, meets the challenge of the Yukon. (map of Yukon Territory appears on screen) This is the Yukon . . .

Series 7: The Contenders

2001

Male Promo Voice: These cats ... don't have ... nine lives! Jeff: I put you in charge of my death and you fucked it up.

Dispatch Operator: Has her water broke? Connie: Yes, all over my floor.

Jeff: I've got nothing to live for, but I don't wanna die.

(After taking a movie audience hostage) Dawn Lagarto: Bring my baby here or else innocent people are gonna die! (Audience members applaud and cheer.) Dawn Lagarto: That's YOU, ASSHOLES! (Audience shuts up.)

Narrator: He is in intensive care following a self-inflicted knife wound to the back.

Serpico

1973

Frank Serpico: The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

Frank Serpico: I'm a marked man in this department. For what? District Attorney Tauber: I've already arranged a transfer for ya'. Frank Serpico: To where? China?

Tom Keough: Now I ain't sayin' who. They just said ya'... ya' couldn't be trusted, you know? Frank Serpico: 'Cause I don't take money, right? Tom Keough: Frank, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?

(Given a detective's gold badge) Frank Serpico: What's this for? For bein' an honest cop? Hmm? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face?

Gun shop owner: That gun takes a 14 shot clip. You expecting an army? Frank Serpico: No. Just a division.

Serving Sara

2002

(to a kid on a bus) Joe Tyler: Hey, mind your own business pork chops.

Joe Tyler: My job sucks. It's got no benefits and no future.

(Sara Moore's jeans' pant leg gets caught in a roller) Sara Moore: Help me! (Joe Tyler helps her by unbuttoning her jeans and then tearing that pant leg off) Sara Moore: Jesus Christ! I said, "Help me," not, "Undress me." Joe Tyler: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over that big machine that was going to rip you into pieces.

Joe Tyler: Hey I'm not sure if you guys have met, Guy who got run over, Guy who ran over!

Ray Harris: There were three geniuses in this world: Leonardo da Vinci, Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III, and you!

Seul contre tous

1998

The Butcher: (after an unsuccessful job interview at a slaughterhouse) What? A fairy treating me like that? Tell me I'm dreaming! As if I didn't know his wife dropped him the day she caught him having his sphincter rimmed by an employee. All the horsemeat butchers in Paris know that little Mr Blanchat likes cock. He lets his ass do the blow jobs. And who's he to be so proud? I hear his father was of the same ilk. I wonder why there are so many queers among the rich. Must be their lack of strenuous effort. They lounge around doing jack shit and their genes grow soft and degenerate. Yes indeed, that's the way it is. France Fruitcake, not Horsemeat! Bullshit liar! I'm ashamed this guy is French.

The Butcher: Feels strange to be back in this room where my daughter was conceived. What a great fuck her mother was. But if I knew she was going to lay a runt on me I'd have never spurted inside her. But that's how it goes. I let the jissom flow. And today my daughter exists.

Sex and the Matrix

2000 (TV)

Neo: Carrie, I have to tell you something about the Matrix. Carrie Bradshaw: Oh! I threw up in the Matrix didn't I? Neo: No, no, no, you threw up in the real world. The Matrix is a system created by robots. It's like the real world but it isn't real. The Matrix is real but it's like the real world that isn't real. At least that's what the robots want us to think. But I don't think the robots are real. Wait... Robots, which are real, but they told you it's fake, they know it's real... The numbers are... Wait. (frustrated) I should've written this down. Carrie Bradshaw: (raises one eyebrow, narrates) Something told me it wasn't the first time he was confused.

Sextette

1978

Reporter: How do you like it in London, Marlo? Marlo Manners: Hmmm, I like it anywhere!

Marlo Manners: Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

Regis Philbin: The wedding of a world famous figure, and surely this figure is famous.

Marlo Manners: A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

Marlo Manners: I'm the girl who works for Paramount all day, and Fox all night.

Marlo Manners: Wow! All this meat and no potatoes!

Marlo Manners: I've never seen that position before.

SF: Episode One

1998

Kanzen Inukai: Kagemaru! (Kagemaru drops down from a hatch in the ceiling) Kagemaru: Hai! Kanzen Inukai: You don't have to enter through the ceiling, you know. Kagemaru: I'm sorry, but as an old ninja, I don't really know how to enter from anywhere else.

Okatsu: I'm a woman who's killed all manner of men. Even trumped up little samurai like you! No stray dog is going to give me any cheek! Rannosuke Kazamatsuri: How did it come to this? Okatsu: Aaaaaiiiiieeeeee!

Sfida dei MacKenna, La

1970

Jones: I don't think I'm gonna run anymore. I have a feeling maybe that this is where I've been running to.

Jones: Give me about fifty cents worth of wet.

Jones: Headin' somewhere special? Bartender: No, just following my horse. When he gets tired, I get tired.

Maggie: Falling in love is like being hit with a bullet. You don't know it's happened until you're dead.

Maggie: Love is the only form of death you can recover from.

Jones: Pretty expensive place. Maggie: Everything is expensive here - except life.

Don Diego: There's one thing that always amazes me about you. You are the madam of a bordello house, yet you speak like the Mother Superior of a convent. But why not! All your men confess to you.

When the Bullet Hits the Bone

1995

Daemon: Who was the 13th president of the United States? Dr Jack Davies: What? Daemon: The 13th president of the United States. Who was that? Dr Jack Davies: Grant! Daemon: (shoots him) Wrong.

Nick Turner: It's a bad thing if he talks about your face or my license plate.

Nick Turner: Lisa, will you be nice to the general?

Nick Turner: You have one hour or you will be an orphan.

Daemon: Welcome home, you smug-faced bitch.

Dr Jack Davies: I'm not brave enough to lie.

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