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Prairie Badmen

1946

Cal: You know, I've seen that old coot before somewhere, but I can't place him. Lon: Who cares about the old coot? It was that girl that took my eye! Steve: Yeah, well, it was that gun in the stranger's hand that took my eye. That's the only thing I was lookin' at.

Fuzzy Jones: I'm sellin' the famous Kickapoo Elixir. Billy Carson: Yeah? What do you know about medicine? Fuzzy Jones: Nothin' much, but I'm sellin' it!

Linda Lattimer: Fuzzy's been a real friend. Dad was taken ill and we were desperate. We didn't know what to do. Fuzzy offered to help out for a while. Billy Carson: You don't know the trouble Fuzzy's helpin' gets you into, ma'am.

(Billy gets the drop on Cal and his gang again) Cal: You certainly go out of your way to look for trouble. Billy Carson: It could be, but I haven't found any yet that bothered me.

Prairie Schooners

1940

(Dude shoots at the feet of Skinny, who is unarmed) Wild Bill Hickok: Rusty, you can finish shoeing my horse. Rusty: What's the matter? Tired? Wild Bill Hickok: No, but if you can't take care of Dude, you can shoe my horse while I look after him. (Bill walks towards the sound of gunfire) Rusty: Bill, you forgot your guns! Wild Bill Hickok: I won't need 'em, Rusty. I'm a peaceable man.

Wild Bill Hickok: Chief, this man is no friend of the Pawnees. He is Coyote who asks Mountain Lion to kill for him!

A Prayer for the Dying

1987

Billy Meehan: I do what I fucking want, when I fucking want! I'm Jack Meehan's brother!

Martin Fallon: There's no reason for killing or dying anymore. What's more, there's no reason for living! Anna: That's a terrible thing to say!

Anna: You turned your back on killing. So has Martin Fallon. Father Michael Da Costa: I'm not so sure he has!

Press Your Luck

1983

(at the end of Michael Larson's first day on the show) Peter Tomarken: Will Michael hit a Whamny? Will the Whammy hit Michael? Will Michael pass his spins? Or will he end up owning the network?

Rod Roddy: Today these three players are after high stakes! But they'll have to avoid the Whammy as they play the most exciting game of their lives! From Television City in Hollywood, it's time to PRESS YOUR LUCK!

(closing lines to an episode) Rod Roddy: This is Rod... Roddy, speaking for "Press Your Luck!" A Carruthers Company Presentaion!

(commenting on a game in which all three players had $0 at the end of the show) Peter Tomarken: For the first time in the history of "Press Your Luck," all three players come back next time! (referring to one contestant) And Joe, it's all your fault!

Pretty Baby

1978

(advising her daughter who is about to become a prostitute) Hattie: Don't act like you know it all. You won't get a tip that way.

Hattie: My breasts are very nice... nicer than the other girls'.

Violet: You think of me as a child.

(explaining why he spends more time with Violet than her mother, Hattie) Bellocq: I don't have to explain myself to a child.

Nell: I am old... and I know one thing - life is very long.

(starting the auction for Violet's virginity) Nell: A virgin... and it's her wish that one of you gentleman be the first.

(to the bordello customer who won the auction for her virginity) Violet: I can feel the steam coming right through my dress.

(said to Bellocq twice) Violet: I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice!

Prime Suspect 5: Errors of Judgment

1996 (TV)

Superintendent Jane Tennison: Look, I know what you've heard about me. DCS Ballinger: What have I heard? Superintendent Jane Tennison: "That bloody Jane Tennison, she'll come storming into your nick, the balls of your best officers trailing from her jaws, spraying people with claret, calling people Masons, threatening resignation... " Well, I just wanted to tell you that I'm not a complete maniac. DCS Ballinger: Aren't you? How disappointing.

Prime Suspect 6

2003 (TV)

Det. Supt. Jane Tennison: (asked if she is competent) Well, I've memorized the name of the current prime minister, if that's of any help.

DS Alun Simms: Tick, tick, tick.

Pathologist: (seeing someone get some bad news) Lots of deep breathing, keep drinking.

George Giblin, M.P.: We are being swamped and I will make no apologies for that word, swamped, by foreign criminals. The police are under resourced.

Det. Supt. Jane Tennison: You know, it'll be a huge miscalculation to try and undermine my authority.

Det. Supt. Jane Tennison: (Regarding the murdered woman) What nationality do you think she was? Pathologist: Possible East European; but I assumed Spanish the other day. That turned out to be Irish.

Primetime Glick

2001

Janeane Garofalo: (Jiminy is fidgeting and adjusting into odd seating positions) Are you alright? Jiminy Glick: Yes. It's one of the advantages of only having one ball.

(repeated lines) Adrien Van Voorhees: I'm Adrien Van Voorhees, and am I the only one who needs a Glick fix? Audience: No! We do! Adrien Van Voorhees: Damn straight!

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

2004 (VG)

Shahdee: You will never reach our shores alive! Prince: For your sake, you better hope I don't!

Kaileena: Who do you think you are? Prince: I am the Prince of Persia.

Prince: I am... the architecht of my own destruction.

Prince: (gets slashed in the face by Shahdee) You bitch!

Prince Solitaire

2003

Wizard: And if you don't pay me, dogs will tear you limb from limb, a crazy little man named Rumplestiltskin will show up... and SKULL FUCK your eyes out!

Prince Solitaire: Mirror, mirror on the wall, I have a question for you... blue balls. Magic Mirror: Who dare summon the awesome and horrific power of the mirror? You shall pay for your sins with your MORTAL LIFE! (beat) I'm just kidding you man... you don't know how many pissed pants I've seen with that one! Ok... so ah, what can I do for ya. Prince Solitaire: Mirror mirror, I have been lonely for oh so long and I need a girlfriend... schlong. Tell me where I can find true love, 'cause I need a girl... rimjob-ve. All I want is love that will be true, someone that will love me... poo? Magic Mirror: Her name is Candy, she is locked away 1000 miles north of here, in the barren wastelands of Coxstina, in the ruins of La Castale de Phelatio.

Prince Solitaire: DIE YOU BEAR MOTHERFUCKERS!

Prince Valiant

1997

Princess Ilene: I demand to see your king. Thagnar: Harem. Prince Gawain: What? You can't do that she's a princess. Princess Ilene: Who the hell is harem? (she's thrown into a room full of other woman) Woman #1: (giggles) I wonder if she's a wirgin. Princess Ilene: Of course I'm a virgin. I'm Princess Ilene of Brenwyn. Woman #2: We all had kingdoms once. Now we are all queens for a night. (Ilene looks around scared) Monday: I am Monday. Tuesday: I'm Tuesday. Wednesday: I'm Wednesday. Monday: And you're Thursday. Princess Ilene: That's today. He wouldn't dare touch a princess. (now very unsure) Would he?

Princess O'Rourke

1943

(two pilots are flying a plane) Dave Campbell: Take over son. Eddie O'Rourke: What'll I do Dad? Dave Campbell: Fiddle around, it'll come to you.

Eddie O'Rourke: (after a woman has fallen asleep in his arms) Boy are you lucky I was raised right.

Dave Campbell: Wake up Jean. Jean Campbell: Why? What is it? Dave Campbell: Eddie wants you to undress a woman for him.

A Private Function

1984

Joyce Chilvers: I think sexual intercourse is in order, Gilbert.

Dr Charles Swaby: In Westminster Abbey tomorrow morning, a young couple are getting married of a purity and a nobility scum like you just can't comprehend.

Joyce Chilvers: I want a future that lives up to my past.

Dr Charles Swaby: Now, under this National Health Service, any poorly little pillock can come into my surgery and say "I'm ill! Treat me!" Honestly, sometimes I wonder what the last war was FOR.

Morris Wormold: It is my experience that when people say they are only human, they have been making beasts of themselves.

Grand Hotel Manager: (the pig has been abducted) I can put my hands on two turkeys in Bradford. Frank Lockwood the Solicitor: Two? TWO? We've got a hundred and fifty people coming! And Jesus isn't one of them!

Private Lives

1931

Amanda: I was brought up to believe it was beyond the pale for a man to strike a woman. Elyot: A very poor tradition. Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

Elyot Chase: You don't hold any mystery for me darling; do you mind? There isn't a part of you I don't know, remember, and want.

Amanda: Have you known her long? Elyot: About four months, we met in a house party in Norfolk. Amanda: Very flat, Norfolk.

Amanda: Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Elyot: What are you doing here? Amanda: I'm on my honeymoon. Elyot: Hope you're enjoying it. Amanda: It hasn't started yet. Elyot: Neither has mine.

Pro Skater 4

2002 (VG)

Bam Margera: Now you can go home and tell all your friends how well ya kicked ass!

Ollie the Magic Bum: (after showing off for him and his friends) If I didn't see that with my own crossed eyes, I wouldn't believe it... will you marry me?

Ollie the Magic Bum: (to skater) AAAAAHHH! They're everywhere! Pink elephants are everywhere! You gotta help me, Senator...

Product Number 03

2003 (VG)

(Vanessa approaches a mysterious terminal. After arrival, Vanessa watches a woman's face on display who resembles Vanessa herself. Vanessa deactivates her protective vision scope, revealing her eyes for the first time) Vanessa Z. Schneider: I guess my face is popular around here. Let me guess, you must be ze Client. The Client: I've always thought you were quick, Vanessa. Vanessa Z. Schneider: So, everything was a one-man show. You're the original. The Client: Well I'm not sure about that. You know, person's memory can be so vague. These days, they can plant any memories into a person's mind. You never know if your memories is for real or made up. For all I know, my memory could've been planted as well. Vanessa Z. Schneider: Tell me about it. The Client: Are you still going to try to make end's meet by being a mercenary? Vanessa Z. Schneider: Let me sleep on it. I'm going home. Good night!

Project: ALF

1996 (TV)

(the military is playing a video of one of the tests done on ALF) ALF: This one is definitely the Pepsi.

(Mullican and Hill have kidnapped ALF and put him in a mail bag) Dr Mullican: Don't look now, the mail's awake. ALF: What's going on? Oh, wait, now I remember, I'm being kidnapped by humans. There's a switch.

Proof

2005

Catherine: It doesn't fit me. (about the dress) Hal: It fits perfectly. Catherine: You can't prove it. Hal: I can disprove the opposite.

Hal: You read a lot of maths. Catherine: I read Cosmo. It is just a window dressing.

Catherine: It is thirty degrees outside, in the middle of the night. Are you cold? Robert: Of course, I am freezing my ass off

Catherine: She was born in Paris in 1776. Hal: The I definitely never met her.

Catherine: I didn't find it. Hal: Yes, you did. Catherine: No, I didn't Hal: I didn't find it. Catherine: I didn't find it. I wrote it.

Catherine: It is forty pages long. I didn't memorize it. It is not a muffin recipe!

Claire: (reacting to Catherine and Hal's kiss) What's going on?

Protocol

1984

Vice President Merck: Sunny, what are your plans? Sunny Davis: I don't have any. I mean, well, I have a job at the Safari club and Lou, well, he's my boss and he's really a nice guy and everything, but business hasn't been so hot and I was kind of hoping for an advancement, you know, but the problem is that Lou's aunt works the cash register and his sister's the hostess so I'm just gonna have to wait around until one of 'em quits or drops dead. I guess you know what that's like, hmm? Vice President Merck: Hmm!

Providence

1977

Kevin Woodford: I've got an erection. Sonia Langham: Oh. Wanna do something about it? Kevin Woodford: It's not mine!

Kevin Woodford: Are you the lady who's dying? Helen Wiener: (drily) Yes, I'm the lady who's dying. Claude Langham: Refreshingly direct, isn't he? I understand that his mind is in outer space most of the time, so that when it returns it has a cosmic scale of values.

P.S. Your Cat Is Dead

2002

Eddie Tesoro: You're having a nervous breakdown. Jimmy Zoole: Aren't you lucky to have a ringside seat?

Jimmy Zoole: What did you do with the pages in the metal box?... My book? Eddie Tesoro: That was a book? I thought it was toilet paper. If you let me up, I'll show you how I walked for a week. Your book gave me a rash.

Eddie Tesoro: (one of his first lines after waking up tied to Jimmy's sink) I think I have a brain injury. You know, I could sue you for that.

Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy

2004 (VG)

Jov Leonov: I'm not too fond of getting my hands dirty; instead, I take over the minds of others. They do everything I say, like good little puppets. (removes his glasses, revealing empty sockets) Jov Leonov: They even *see* for me!

(after shooting her sister in the head) Sara Blake: Mom always did like me best, bitch!

P'tang Yang Kipperbang

1984 (TV)

(in bed, praying just before he goes to sleep) Alan: Please God. Today or tomorrow - or early next week at the latest, weather permitting. Just *one* kiss. One'll do. Amen. And I'll never ask for anything again.

Alan: Bums are nothing really - everyone's got a bum. Always have had - they're nothing to be ashamed of. Dicks aren't either - everyone's got a dick. It's only the human torso. Tits included - I mean they're just for feeding babies with, deep down, not for bouncing about. The same goes for getting a feel. Kissing's different. A kiss is... Tommy: Girls like it as well, you know. Alan: Like what? Tommy: What boys like... and some of them bloody love it. Alan: I'm not talking about just French girls. Tommy: (knowingly) Aye, I'm not either.

Public Cowboy No. 1

1937

Deputy Sheriff Gene Autry: Thanks a lot, folks. Speeches are not exactly my strong point so maybe I better sing. I'm dedicating this number to a man we should all be mighty grateful to. You old timers remember about 30 years ago this town was pretty wild. Gunfights took place in this very street that claimed the lives of my folks and some of yours. Then a young fella named Doniphon was elected sheriff. He didn't have much equipment - just his guns and his nerves. He still carries the scars of those battles, but he made this a placewhere decent folks could live and raise their families. And that's why I'd like to dedicate "Old Buckaroo" to Matt Doniphon.

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings

1994

Jenny: Let me guess... you guys are the local badasses? Danny: That's right. Jenny: Well, no offense, but I've seen a lot badder.

Paul: What is it? Peter: I don't know. Ask Marcy; she knows all about this witch shit. Marcie: Don't ask me; this stuff is way beyond Ouija boards.

Miss. Osie: You will die! You all will die! Miss Osie curses every one of you to the vengeance of Pumpkinhead!

(Phone conversation) Jenny: Look, I gotta go. I'll see you after school tomorrow, all right? Danny: You sure you don't want me to come over there later tonight and tuck you in? Jenny: No, at least not tonight. Danny: (chuckles lasciviously) All right. Jenny: Bye.

Paul: It's him, Danny. He's here!

Punk: Attitude

2005 (TV)

David Johansen: You know, rock and roll had become this just be-denimed kind of, drum solo kind of thing, and what we wanted to do was bring it down to three minutes and put that Little Richard drag on top of it. And that's what rock and roll was to us, you know. We were just trying to make rock and roll, you know.

Tommy Ramone: What happened, though, was that because we were playing so fast, the three-minute songs became one-and-a-half-minute songs.

Jello Biafra: By the end of say, oh maybe mid-'79, the only people playing punk music left were the people who really wanted to be there. And so there was this big split, which meant punk went more underground, and got more intense, more purist in a way, which is both good and bad, and more hardcore.

Puppet Master: The Legacy

2003 (V)

Maclain: I'm not here for the secret of what brings these puppets to life. I wanna know what makes them die. For good. Damn fool... I was sent here for the secret by the creatures Toulon left behind. The immortals. Souls trapped in wooden bodies, living every day in agony. All they want is revenge on their puppet master. And now that's you. Congratulations on your legacy.

Puppet Master

1989

Frank Forrester: Just a little bit of sauce and Dana can become quite the cynic. Dana Hadley: I am not a cynic, Frank! I like to think of myself as a nasty bitch.

Frank Forrester: We also got a call from the white witch. Alex Whitaker: You mean, Dana? Frank Forrester: Yes, lovely Dana. She knows the location... it's an old hotel on the California coast.

Neil Gallagher: I'm the master, and you're the puppet!

Dana Hadley: You are in great danger - do not go near the fireplace.

Dana Hadley: Your husband was a despicable greedy bastard.

Alex Whitaker: I had this dream and I came here to make sure it didn't come true

Neil Gallagher: I'm tired of experimenting with silly puppets.

Purojekuto A-ko

1986

(B-ko works on her new invention.) B-ko: It's perfect... Perfect! A-ko, you're going to die... die... DIE!

(The Captain is having D.T.'s and shooting wildly.) Captain: Booze! I need booze! Booze! Booze-booze-booze-booze-booze!

(Hurls spider mecha at A-ko.) B-ko: Spider Shot! (Hurls tank at spider mecha.) A-ko: Spider Shot countered!

(D slashes A-ko's cheek.) A-ko: How dare you... How dare you... How dare you scar a young girl's face!

Miss Ayumi: Who, why, what. Tank-ku-chi? Consequently it is the "We Are The World" of the Muromachi Period. At daybreak, the H2O is a fermata. Love in your Sigma Z. The path of love is always of the Rias type. To the side! To the side! A tank is passing...

D: This is DC138621-S113, code name "D".

Pygmalion

1938

Prof. Henry Higgins: If you can't appreciate what you've got, you'd better get what you can appreciate.

Eliza Doolittle: Walk? Not bloody likely. I'm going to take a taxi.

Eliza Doolittle: I washed me face and hands before I come, I did.

Professor Henry Higgins: Where the devil are my slippers, Eliza?

Prof. Henry Higgins: Yes, you squashed cabbage leaf, you disgrace to the noble architecture of these columns, you incarnate insult to the English language, I could pass you off as the Queen of Sheba!

Qing bao long hu men

1985

Laszlo: You won't need guns, Mr Yen. Not when I'm through with them. Yen: Go Ahead. Laszlo: (Evil Laughter) Come... Play with me!

Random Gang Member: (seeing Laszlo) It's Godzilla!

Donkey: I don't deal with no Jive-turkeys!

Son of Donkey: Nothing turns me on more than a little Bruce Lee-action!

Quackodile Tears

1962

Daffy: But, Honeybunch, sitting on eggs is sissy stuff! Honeybunch: Stop mumbling and sit on that egg! Daffy: I'm not sitting on no egg! Honeybunch: Sit on that egg or I'll... Daffy: Nope, no sitting! (slap) Daffy: Someday she's gonna go too far.

Daffy: Eeney, meeny, miney, mo. Where'd that stupid little old egg go? Oh well, what's the difference? An egg is an egg.

Daffy: Some people just can't seem to mind their own business. (alligator gets Daffy) Daffy: All right, wise guy! Open up or else! (alligator opens mouth) Daffy: One more move out of you and I'll let 'em have it! What a stoop.

Quadrophenia

1979

Steph: Going to be one of the faces? Jimmy: What do you mean going to be? I AM one of the faces!

Kev: I don't give a monkey's arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we're all the same, 'n't we? Jimmy: No, Kev, that's it. Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.

(on Kev's leather jacket) Jimmy: 'Ere, I never realized. Kev: Never realized what? Jimmy: You's a rocker. Kev: What, am I black or something? Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?

Jimmy: Bellboyyyyyy!

Jimmy: (from the cliff top after deciding not to be a mod) (shouts) Me!

Quake IV

2005 (VG)

Rhodes: (the dropship is heading towards the Strogg home planet) Holy shit! This is some ride, eh buddy? Who's the new guy? Morris: Matthew Kane. One certified badass. Strauss: A man like Kane could get us killed. Morris: Shut the hell up, Strauss! Voss: Gentlemen. Good news in the war against the Strogg. A lone marine battled through enemy lines and killed the Strogg's leader, the Makron. He's also disabled the planetary defence guns, so it's a ground-pounder's war from here on in. General Harper wants us to clear out a landing site for a mobile communications center and - (the dropship is hit by a missile)

Quatermass and the Pit

1967

Professor Bernard Quatermass: I never had a career. Only work.

Sladden: Are you insured? I'm insured. It's good to be insured. At least it cheers you up.

Minister of Defense: You realise what you're implying? That we owe our human condition here to the intervention of insects?

Barbara Judd: We are the Martians now.

Quattro dell'Ave Maria, I

1968

Hutch Bessy: Even if you're an idiot, I don't see why you want to die so young.

(Cacopoulos holds up a wealthy young man) Cacopoulos: So don't worry, I just need a small amount. Just enough for the bare necessities. (looks at the money) Cacopoulos: Well, no. Money corrupts men, it softens him. So to keep you young and pure, I think I'll take everything.

Queen Bee

1955

Judson Prentiss: You're like some fancy kind of disease. I had it once - now I'm immune.

Eva Phillips: Don't you look sweet, even in those tacky old riding clothes?

Carol Lee Phillips: She'll sting you one day. Oh, ever so gently, so you hardly even feel it. Til you fall dead.

Eva Phillips: I'm an outsider. They hate outsiders. Oh, they're polite enough - that's how they are. You don't know the things they've made me do trying to protect myself. And how ashamed I've been sometimes because of them. You don't know how they are. But you'll find out, as I have how they whisper, small talk, laugh! As if you have to be from the South to be any good! Oh, they're so smug, and namby-pamby! I wish I could get rid of them as easy as this trash!

Queen Christina

1933

Queen Christina: I have been memorizing this room. In the future, in my memory, I shall live a great deal in this room.

Chancellor: There are rumors that your Majesty is planning a foreign marriage. Queen Christina: They are baseless. Chancellor: But your Majesty, you cannot die an old maid. Queen Christina: I have no intention to, Chancellor. I shall die a bachelor!

Queen Christina: Must we live for the dead? Oxenstierna: For the great dead, yes, Your Majesty.

Magnus: I am your destiny, Christina. Queen Christina: Are you? I long to escape my destiny. Magnus: You will long to return to it.

Antonio: It's all a question of climate. You cannot serenade a woman in a snowstorm. All the graces in the art of love - elaborate approches that will make the game amusing - can only be practiced in those countries that quiver in the heat of the sun.

Queen Live at Wembley '86

1986 (TV)

Freddie Mercury: You know something? There's been a lot of rumours lately, about a certain band called Queen. The rumours are that we're going to split up, what do you think? (audience yells "No!" and Freddie points at his ass) Freddie Mercury: They're talking from here! My apologies, but I say what I want. You can forget those rumours, we're going to stay together until we fucking well die, I assure you.

Freddie Mercury: (introducing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love") This shitty guitar never plays the chords I want it to play. It only knows three chords, but let's see what happens...

Quick

1993

Herschel: I got this far and I realized I didn't have anywhere to go. Quick: The highway's back there. You could have made it back to civilization. Herschel: Well, at least I could have made it back to L.A.

Sheriff: You folks are from Hawaii and you came to L.A. on your honeymoon? Herschel: Yeah. One day we just got sick of living in paradise.

Quick: Who would ever believe I'd marry a geek like you? Herschel: What makes me a geek? Just because I haven't killed anybody since breakfast, that makes me a geek?

Matthew Davenport: No need to go ballistic on this, let's work something out.

Matthew Davenport: You know what? Shoot me, man, just shoot me!

Muncie: I trusted you, baby, but you never should have trusted me.

Quick: What kind of hostage are you anyway?

Quin puede matar a un nio?

1976

Evelyn: (to Tom) There is something wrong on this island and you're trying to keep it from me. If there is something wrong, then whatever it is, I think we should leave.

Evelyn: What did the man of the pension tell you? Tom: Just that something strange had happened to the kids on the island. Evelyn: Strange... But what? Tom: I don't know. Some sort of madness. I can't understand this.

Rabbit of Seville

1950

(Bugs has just hacked up Elmer's face with a straight razor) Bugs Bunny: (Singing) There, you're nice and clean, but don't your face look like it has just gone through a ma-chine.

(Singing to Elmer outside the barbershop.) Bugs Bunny: How do?/Welcome to my shop/Let me cut your mop/Let me shave your crop/Daintily, daintily... Hey, you!/Don't look so perplexed/Why must you be vexed?/Can't you see you're next?/Yes, you're next, you're so next!

Rabbit Punch

1948

(after film "breaks") Bugs Bunny: Ladies and gentlemen. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue with this picture. And, eh, confidentially, that film didn't exactly break. (holds up scissors, winks at audience)

Bugs Bunny: Boo! Boo! Boo! The champ's a bum! The champ's a dirty fraud! Boo! P.U.! Hey, you big palooka! Why don't you pick on someone your own size? (the Champ appears next to Bugs, grabs him by the ears and stretches him to eye level) The Champ: Like you? Bugs Bunny: Eh - gulp - What's up, Doc? (the Champ throws Bugs into the ring) Me and my big mouth.

Rabbit Rampage

1955

(A horse's tail is painted in place of Bugs Bunny's tail.) Bugs Bunny: That is a horse's tail, my friend. It belongs on a horse. (The rest of Bugs Bunny is erased and replaced by an old nag of a horse. The horse immediately stands on its hind legs, munches on a carrot and pulls out a contract.) Bugs Bunny: (as a horse) Okay, wise guy. My contract SPECIFICALLY says I am always to be written AS A RABBIT!

(Bugs: All right, you vandal, put that tail back.

Bugs: All right, you comic book Rembrandt, make with the eraser.

Bugs Bunny: So I'm me again. What a novel idea. Sure you wouldn't like to turn me into a grasshopper or something? paint brush appears) Bugs Bunny: No, no, I take it back.

Bugs Bunny: Brother. What a Leonardo da Punchy. What a Too-Lousy Lautrec.

Rabbit Transit

1947

Bugs Bunny: (at the start line) One for the money... (takes a few steps forward) ... two for the show... (Cecil does likewise) ... three to make ready... (Bugs steps ahead a little more) ... and four to - (takes off. A scooter drives up to Cecil) Deliveryman: Telegram. (drives off) Telegram: Western Bunions Mr Turtle 10 Ave. E Wyoming GO! Bugs Bunny.

Race for the Yankee Zephyr

1981

Gilbert Carson: Yessir, big bucks. And nobody knows about it, but me. Barney: Good for you. You know, you're eatin' the cat food. Gilbert Carson: D'you know how much war medals is worth, to avid collectors? Barney: Big bucks? Gilbert Carson: Too darn right! You couldn't find 'em in a fit- cat food?

Barney: It's all right. Air's gettin' a little thin. Sally: Can we go where it's thick?

Gilbert Carson: Back down there, god knows what it's like, down there. Could be murder, down in there. Who knows? Theo Brown: Could be murder, right here.

Racket Squad

1950

(Introduction to each episode) Captain Braddock: (to the camera) What you are about to see is a real-life story, taken from the files of the police racket and bunco squads, business protective associations and similar sources around the country. It is intended to expose the confidence game - the carefully worked-out frauds by which confidence men take more money each year from the American public than all the bank robbers and thugs with their violence.

(Epilogue to each episode) Captain Braddock: (to the camera) I'm closing this case now - or rather, the courts will - but there'll be others, because that's the way the world is built. There are people who can slap you on the back with one hand and pick your pocket with the other. And it could happen to you.

Radar Men From the Moon

1952

(After one of the Moon Men is killed while onboard Cody's Rocket.) Joan: What are they going to to with him? Pilot: It's just like a burial at sea, Joan. He'll just float around and around.

Graber: How 'bout a ride to town, mister? Motorist: Sure. Hop in. Graber: There's a man in a flying suit chasing us. Step on it. Motorist: Huh?

(Commando Cody, Ted, and Joan are about to board ship for the moon) Commando Cody: I still think this is no trip for a woman. Joan Gilbert: Now don't start that again. You'll be very glad to have someone along who can cook your meals.

Radio Days

1987

Sally: Who is Pearl Harbor?

Narrator: For some miraculous reason, it's a wonderful feeling having a teacher you've seen dance naked in front of a mirror.

Sally: Hark,/ The cannons roar./ Is it the King approaching?

(Last lines.) Narrator: I never forgot that New Year's Eve when Aunt Bea awakened me to watch 1944 come in. I've never forgotten any of those people or any of the voices we would hear on the radio. Though the truth is, with the passing of each New Year's Eve, those voices do seem to grow dimmer and dimmer.

(On his parents.) Narrator: I mean, how many people argue over oceans?

Rags to Riches

1987

Rose Foley: He's an Aristocrat? Diane Foley: So... Marva Foley: So? Did he tell you about "the book"? Diane Foley: What book? Rose Foley: The Aristocrats have this book, see? And... (they look down and see Mickey standing there listening) Marva Foley: Hey shrimp. Would you mind... Mickey Foley: Waiting over there. I know, I know...

Diane Foley: It's true, isn't it? About the book? Well, go ahead... (throws herself on the bed) Take me! I'm yours! The Duke: Come on Diane. Yeah, it's true but I don't care about some stupid book. I care about you!

Raid on Entebbe

1977 (TV)

Yitzhak Rabin: How many Israelis are on that plane? Gad Yaakobi: The flight is usually full.

Yitzhak Rabin: (Realising an Air France flight is late) Have we heard anything from the French? Gad Yaakobi: Not a word.

Daniel Cooper: Where are you going? Alice: California. Mrs Loeb: (Half asleep) That's a beautiful city.

Wilfred Boese: I don't want to kill you Mr Cooper. I want to be civilized. So please get off the plane with the other passengers?

Capt Sammy Berg: (Discussing a military attack) It'll be the biggest noise to hit Africa since the elephants stampeded.

Railroaded!

1947

(Mrs Ryan takes a cake to her imprisoned son. The guard destroys it while checking it.) Mrs Ryan: Oh, look what you are doing, ruining my cake. It isn't for you anyway. Prison Guard: Sometimes people put guns in cakes. Mrs Ryan: How stupid! Who could eat a cake with a gun in it!

Doc, Police Criminologist: You know, they're only two kinds of animals that make war on their own kind - rats and men ... and men are supposed to be able to think. Duke Martin: I think you've got something there, Doc.

Rain

2001/III

Janey: I'd like to have some nice photo's. Jim: Why? Janey: 'Cause I want to. Ed: What for? Janey: My portfolio. Ed: Why do you need a portfolio? Janey: I don't know. Ed: What would you do with a portfolio? Janey: I think it'd give me good confidence. Ed: I didn't think you needed it.

Ed: Take that to your mother, please. Janey: She's got legs. Ed: Take it to her anyway.

Raise the Titanic

1980

Dana Archibald: I'm a dynamite fisher-person. I just can't put the wormy on the hooky.

Dr Gene Seagram: Dirk Pitt... Sounds like a pirate.

Dirk Pitt: You don't look like a scientist. Dr Gene Seagram: What's a scientist supposed to look like? Dirk Pitt: I don't know... but if I saw you and didn't know you, I'd take you for a country club tennis pro, anything but a scientist. Dr Gene Seagram: Well that makes two of us. I'd never take you for a pirate.

Dirk Pitt: We don't go to the mountain... the mountain comes to us! Govt. bureaucrat: Are you talking about... raising the Titanic? Dirk Pitt: (hushed) yeah...

Raising Dad

2001

Matt Stewart: I don't need your pity! Emily Stewart: Oh, I think you do.

Sam Stewart: So he went too far and tried to kiss you? Sarah Stewart: I wish.

Emily Stewart: How'd you like my present, Grandpa? Sam Stewart: That's the best N'Sync CD I ever heard.

Sarah Stewart: Kissing you is like kissing an ash tray.

Matt Stewart: Do you realize the last time I dated, Madonna was a virgin and N'Sync were stem cells. Sam Stewart: Well, it's about time you got back in the game. Oh, and by the way, Madonna was never a virgin.

Rambling Rose

1991

Rose: I am only a human girl person!

Daddy: Put your damn tit back in your dress. Replace that tit!

Mother: (about the surgeon who will perform Rose's surgery) Let him be guided by the creative power of life itself, because that is what has brought me here today. Now, I don't have much money but I tell you this, if you harm that little girl I'll ruin you.

Daddy: Rosebud, I swear to God you are as graceful as a capital letter S.

Buddy: Everybody has a wicked side, Rose Rose: There ain't none in your daddy.

Randall's Flat

2001

Randall: I've just woken up, I've got no memory of last night,I've got a bastard headache and there's a bleeding stiff on my shagpile... :

Randall: I've just woken up, I've got no memory of last night, I've got a bastard headache and there's a bleeding stiff on my shagpile...

Randall: I've just woken up, I've got no memory of last night,I've got a bastard headache and there's a bleeding stiff on my shagpile...

Randall: I've just woken up, I've got no memory of last night,I've got a bastard headache and there's a bleeding stiff on my shagpile...

Random Encounter

1998

Allie: Last night in L.A. a Japanese family of three was found shot to death. The family had just arrived from Tokyo and was driving a low rates rental car.

Secretary: Did you bring a date? Allie: When would I have time to date?

Allie: I usually don't take a drink from a stranger. Kyle: Well, I'm Kyle,you're Allie. Now we're no longer strangers.

Kyle: How would you like some more champagne? Allie: No, I shouldn't. Kyle: I know you shouldn't, but that doesn't mean you won't.

Allie: Why didn't you tell me that it was Madelin Barton? She is the head of the company we were signing on.

Allie: I think we need to call the police. Kyle: No, we can't call the cops that's not an option now. Allie: This is not going away! Kyle: Exactly, it's not going away. It's over. It's done.

Randy Rides Alone

1934

(reading a bullet-riddled note left on a wanted poster) Randy Bowers: Lay off Sheriff, or you'll get the same thing - and it won't be no picture.

Marvin Black, alias Matt Matthews: Well, where's the money? Henchman Spike: We didn't get it. It wasn't in the safe. Marvin Black, alias Matt Matthews: Whaddya mean, you didn't get it? Henchman Spike: I'm telling you we couldn't find it. Marvin Black, alias Matt Matthews: And you call yourselves "bad men"! I should have left you where I found you - brandin' calves!

Ranma : Nett-hen

1989

Mousse: Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome. By the time the show's over, you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.

Saotome Ranma: (said softly) How do I explain it? It feels like I've just awakened from a long, refreshing sleep, as if I've experienced an amazingly long dream. I don't know quite how to describe it. It's as if my experiences until now aren't mine. It seems so unreal, as if I have another person's memories.

Rare Birds

2001

Phonce: There's a phone booth down by the baseball diamond. Now nobody will see you there and it's nice and quiet. Dave: Why can't we make the phone call from here? Phonce: Because, sir, we've got to cover our backs. Alright, Dave? They've probably got some sort of a call-tracing mechanism down at the CBC just in case some lunatic calls in and says he's planning on skullfucking the premier.

Phonce: There's two kinds of people in the world: those whose arse holes seize up during a crisis and those who shit themselves. Winston Churchill, during the blitz for instance - his sphincter locked with bulldog determination. They say he never shit during the entire Battle of Britain.

Rasputin

1996 (TV)

Grigori Rasputin: You'll always fail because your soul is dead. Dr Botkin: I have performed many autopsies in my time, but I've never located a soul. Grigori Rasputin: How many memories or emotions have you found?

Grigori Rasputin: Before we can repent, we have to sin.

Tsar Nicholas II: I spat at God once. Never again.

Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

2003 (VG)

Ratchet: (to little robots, with appropriate mime) Have you seen any masked weirdoes?

Gadgetron Matron: (breaks wind) Whoops! Sounds like I just blew another vacuum tube! Ratchet: Should I take a look? Gadgetron Matron: You young people are so fresh nowadays!

Thugs-4-Less Boss: Megacorp is up to no good. I will confront them at once and demand... a bigger cut of the action.

Rated X

2000

Artie Mitchell: Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.

Artie Mitchell: You got any pot?

Lionel: Art, what the hell are you looking for? Artie Mitchell: The blow. The blow The blow!

(on Jim's answering machine) Artie Mitchell: Hello mister perfect, I just called to say fuck you!

Jim Mitchell: (directing) Fuck her like you mean it man.

Ratz

2000 (TV)

Summer Weingarten: Oh... You are so right about all those strange things happening to us, Marci... Don't you think it's strange that you would tell Jennifer that we have dates tonight? When she so knows we don't? And she is so going to be telling everyone that you said we did? And everyone is so going to be laughing at us tonight?... I'm not even going to go!

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

1991

The Chief: Here's a list of places Carmen may have traveled: Quito, Ecuador... Lima, Peru... Bogota, Columbia... Santiago, Chile... Caracas, Venezuela... La Paz, Bolivia... Buenos Aires, Argentina... Georgetown, Guyana... Brasilila, Brazil... Asuncion, Paraguay... Paramaribo, Suriname... Montevideo, Uruguay... Cayenne, French Guiana. Greg... Let's go to the map!

Host, Contestant: Do it, Rockapella!

Rockapella, Rockapella, Rockapella, Rockapella, Rockapella: The warrant!

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