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Palacio presidencial!

2004

General Estampo: Problem? Just shoot them in the face!

Josefa Olive: What do you want? Maurice the Butler: Renewed access to the Presidente's personal garage, consequence free selections from the wine cellar, three weeks paid vacation, and that gold watch you stole from him last month - I'll take that too. Josefa Olive: Done. Maurice the Butler: Good (beat) I took the liberty of drawing out these plans earlier (takes out blueprints)

Federico Olive: You can't tell anyone. If this gets out, my power base will be shaken, and the rebels will take hold! General Estampo: Who am I going to tell? I killed all my friends.

Maurice the Butler: Excellent speech, Presidente. I particularly liked the bit about the rebels being the stray cats that greedily lap the milk of our freedom. Taut imagery, very good, sir.

Pale Rider

1985

The Preacher: Nothing like a good piece of hickory!

Coy LaHood: Sacramento ain't worth moose piss.

Coy LaHood: Do you imbibe? The Preacher: Only after nine in the morning.

Megan Wheeler: Preacher, Preacher? We love you Preacher... I love you!... Good Bye!

The Preacher: Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a a long wait.

The Preacher: Meantime, why don't you put me to work? Hull Barret: Oh no, I couldn't ask you to uh... Well, I mean, ya know - maybe if there was somethin' spiritual. The Preacher: Well, that Spirit ain't worth spit without a little exercise. Now you tell me where.

(Preacher has just hit Club in the groin with a sledgehammer - Josh LaHood looks at Club when he gets back up on his horse and they start to ride away) Josh LaHood: You think you can make it? Club: Ice!... Ice!

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman

1951

Judge: I pity you not MY doom, but GOD'S!

Geoffrey Fielding: The measure of love is what one is willing to give up for it.

Hendrik: (after saying there is no such thing as a faithful woman) If this be folly, and upon me proved, then let the Divinity which I reject, make what sport He will of my immortal soul!

Geoffrey Fielding: To understand one human soul is like trying to empty the sea with a cup.

Panhandle

1948

Jean 'Dusty' Stewart: You dirty, no good, backslidin' sidewinder! Try to cheat me will you?

John Sands: Sentinel? I know people in Sentinel. Jean 'Dusty' Stewart: I hope you been getting letters from 'em regular. Last time they took a census, Boot Hill had quite a population.

John Sands: Seems like nothing happens around here without your say-so. Matt Garson: That's right. John Sands: Tell me, what do you do when it rains? Matt Garson: I generally go inside.

Floyd Schofield: You're a big man, Mr Sands. We're always polite to celebrities.

John Sands: (after he kisses her) By the way, what's your name? June O'Carroll: June. June O'Carroll.

Paper Hearts

1993

Jenny: Three days. So much can happen to the human heart in three days. It beats 239,000 times in three days. It can break, it can be torn apart... but it just keeps on beating and beating.

Jenny: Some famous male writer once wrote, "You can't sleep with all the women in the world, but you must try!" That pretty much sums up the attitude of every man I've ever known... except my daddy.

Jenny: Sometimes life is like a country and western song.

Paradise Road

1997

Margaret Drummond: The will to survive is strong, stronger than anything.

Margaret Drummond: I just can't bring myself to hate people. The worse they behave, the sorrier I feel for them.

Sister Wilhelminia: (grabbing a bottle of whiskey) Well I'm a nun, not a saint!

Dr Verstak: Sometimes God reaches down and pulls the wings off his butterflies.

Parakh

1960

Seema: Mila hai kisika jhumka, hare hare neem ka... Found is a earring, green as the color of mint leaves...

Seema: O sajana, barkha bahar aai, ras ki puhar lai, ankhiyon me pyar lai... O sweetheart, it is raining, a shower of nectar, love in eyes...

Unknown: Kya hawa chali re baba ruth badli, shor hai gali gali, sau sau chuyen khaike billy haj ko chali... The change in the winds have changed the season, after eating hundreds of mice, the cat has decided to go on a holy pilgrimage...

Parasite Eve

1998 (VG)

Daniel: (after the Ultimate Being is born) What the HELL is THAT? Aya: You've got to be kidding! Maeda: THAT is the Ultimate Being... We didn't make it in time!

Melissa: I'm Melissa... No... I am... I'm... I am EVE! Ahh! My body is getting hot! Eve: Nucleic domination has finally come to an end once and for all! Aya: What?

Paris Blues

1961

Lillian Corning: I want to give you a going away present. You may not like it, but I don't care. It's just this: you're never going to forget me. You're going to walk down the streets wherever you happen to be and you're going to see me, whether you want to or not. No one's ever going to be as right for you as I am. Twelve days in Paris.

Ram Bowen: This romance is doomed. Lillian Corning: Why? Ram Bowen: We get up too early.

Ram Bowen: You just do everything I say, don't you? Lillian Corning: No, I wanted to stay. Ram Bowen: You're a nut. I ain't getting involved with no nut!

Lillian Corning: You know, everybody's always waiting for everybody else to take a chance because they're so afraid!

Paris, Texas

1984

Walt: I thought you were afraid of heights. Travis: I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of fallin'.

Walt: We live in the suburbs, but I've got my business in town Travis: Oh yeah? What's your business? Walt: I make billboard signs for advertising. Travis: Oh yeah? So *you*'re the one who makes those signs, I love those. Some of them are beautiful. Walt: I'm not the only one who makes them, Trav.

Parker Lewis Can't Lose

1990

Parker Lewis: Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches!

Parker Lewis: Who does this guy think he is... Ferris Bueller?

Jerry Steiner: Sirs, I'm going for the salmon!

Parker Lewis: Madonna? Face of a collie! But she's got... Audience: CONFIDENCE!

(the Buds have been called into Musso's office for no apparent reason) Parker Lewis: Have we done anything in the last 48 hours? (Jerry lifts up a stack of prinouts, at least three-feet thick, and slams it on the table) Jerry Steiner: Nothing tracable.

(repeated line) ParkerLloyd Lewis: Not a problem.

Frank Lemmer: (dramatic voiceover) You listen. Listen to a public recital of the secret diary of Parker Lloyd Lewis, Kubiac's ceremony. Hahahahaha! Muahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahahahaha! Jerry Steiner: "Lloyd"?

Parnell

1937

(while visiting America, Parnell gives some money to a poor family) Poor man: It's little wonder why they call him the King of Ireland. Sheriff: The *uncrowned* King. Poor woman: He'll get his crown in heaven.

(Parnell tries to convince Mrs O'Shea of his love) Charles Stewart Parnell: Have you never felt there might be someone, somewhere who, if you could meet them, was the person that you'd been always meant to meet? Have you never felt that?

Charles Stewart Parnell: Ours could be a great love story, Katie. Mrs Katie O'Shea: Great love stories are always unhappy ones. Charles Stewart Parnell: Then I hope ours *won't* be great.

Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python

1989 (TV)

Steve: They were tall. They were beautiful. They were crazy. (pause, annoyed) Steve: I'm not going to say that bit. I can't. Because it's a lie, that's why! I'll tell you why I can't say it, it because it's not in my, it's not... (a spear pokes Steve in the side of his head) Steve: I love them!

(first lines) Steve: Good evening. In the late 1960s, a comic force emerged which was so original, so zany, so fabulously different that many people felt that the world of entertainment had been changed forever. Intelligent - some would even say intellectual, yet massively popular. Subtle, but also simple. Dangerous but warm; visual but still enormously literate. Big-hearted, generous, anarchic, and above all, funny. Brilliantly funny. But enough about me. What about this "Monty Python" crowd? Well, some people like 'em, I guess.

Party Camp

1987

Jerry Riviera: This is the girl of my dreams, and the job of my dreams! Camp Chipmunk, here I come!

Ned-man: How did you pay for camp? Food stamps? D.A.: Hey listen dick-breath, I don't have a rich mommy and daddy to pay for me. I earned my way.

Winslow: Unless I'm mistaken, this is a wild herb known as 'Angelica Vulgaris'. D.A.: So? Winslow: Well, the Greeks and Romans believed that certain herbs had medicinal and mystical powers. If I'm right, this plant is supposed to be an aphrodesiac. D.A.: How strong is it? Winslow: I've heard that it makes spanish fly look like sea salt.

Passage West

1951

Michael Karns: But Jacob, the grave isn't deep enough! Ben Johnson: It's isn't just a rule of the church... it's the law of the open trails. Graves must be six feet deep and heaped with stones to protect it from wild animals. There must be a cross. I can't leave my son like this, Jacob! Pete Black: All right, then stay here and bury him yourself!

Mr Brody, Undertaker: By the way, Reverend, I'm the undertaker. The only silk-lined hearse west of Independence. I'm on the way to the cemetery now. I have a little trouble gettin' the pallbearers out of town, ah, on account of the saloon, you know. Once we get 'em out in the open, I can bury a man real fast.

Passport to Pimlico

1949

Connie Pemberton: We always were English and we always will be English and it's just because we ARE English that were're sticking up for our right to be Bergundians.

P.C. Spiller: Blimey, I'm a foreigner.

P.C. Spiller: I've had the police after me.

Professor Hatton-Jones: Forgive me - are you a bleeder? When you cut yourself, do you bleed excessively?

Straker: Do you think we shall get more than two main dishes? Gregg: Oh, I hope so. I haven't had a good feed since that last deadlock in Moscow.

Edie Randall: Here's to the Burgundy Lido!

Path to Paradise: The Untold Story of the World Trade Center Bombing

1997 (TV)

Ramzi Ahmed Yousef: Next time, we will bring them BOTH down.

John Anticev: (reading Nosair's diary) "We will demoralize the enemies of Allah, by destroying and blowing up the pillars of their civilization". - translator says this is Islamic poetry. Lou Napoli: Doesn't rhyme.

Peacemaker

1990/I

Yates: Be it ever so rat-infested, there's no place like home.

Patrolman: Somebody look under his jacket. See if he's got a blue suit with a red S on his chest. I think we just killed Clark Kent.

(after having sex with an alien) Dr Dori Caisson: Talk about your close encounters.

Yates: Did he tell you we're from some place far away?

Peak Practice

1993

(episode 6.12: confronting each other at a demonstration against plans for a supermarket in Cardale) Mr Neville: I come in peace. Norman Shorthose: Come and nearer and you'll be in pieces! Dr Andrew Attwood: (ironically) I suppose that's what Norman calls "constructive dialogue".

(to Sam) Kerri Davidson: You've got cheeks like apples... that's OK: green really suits you!

Pearl Jam: Live at the Garden

2003 (V)

(introducing "Betterman") Eddie Vedder: This, uh, this here's a song that was written, uh, actually before I even met, uh, Jeff and Stone, but without, uh, Jeff and Stone I certainly would never have get to play it here... or anywhere probably... or maybe someplace, but someplace that smelled like piss... which that woulda been alright... anyway, so, uh... "

Pee-wee's Playhouse

1986

Pee-wee: You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word right? All: Scream! Pee-wee: That's right. For the rest of the day, whenever anybody says the secret word, scream real loud. Ready? Let's try it.

Pee-wee: Stories never make me sleepy. Miss Yvonne: Once upon a time... Pee-wee: (Immediately falls asleep)

Jambi: Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.

Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?

Pee-wee: I want everybody in bed by 7: 00. All: Aww. Pee-wee: Alright, midnight.

Salesman: I'm going door-to-door to make you this incredible offer! (Pee-Wee screams and slams the door on the salesman)

Peeping Tom

1960

Mark Lewis: Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? It's fear.

Vivian: What would frighten me to death? Set the mood for me, Mark. Mark Lewis: Imagine... someone coming towards you... who wants to kill you... regardless of the consequences. Vivian: A madman? Mark Lewis: Yes. But he knows it - and you don't.

Mr Peters: Got a question for you. Which magazine sells the most copies? Mark Lewis: Those with girls on the front covers and no front covers on the girls.

Mrs Stephens: Instinct's a wonderful thing, isn't it, Mark? A pity *it* can't be photographed. If I'd listened to it years ago, I - I might have kept my sight. I wouldn't have let a man operate I had no faith in.

(first lines) (Mark approaches the prostitute, covertly filming her) Dora: It'll be two quid

Penguin Pool Murder

1932

Hildegard Withers: I'm a schoolteacher, and I might have done wonders with you if I'd caught you young enough.

Telephone Operator: What are you trying to do, put the B on me? Hildegard Withers: I'm trying to put nothing on you. You have enough on already. Now, if you answer my questions, you can go right back to your artwork!

Hildegard Withers: (to telephone operator) Now that you've got your disguise on, I would like to ask you a few questions. That is if you talk through all that make-up.

Penn & Teller Go Public

1985 (TV)

Penn: Our more famous colleagues: Doug Henning, David Copperfield, and Harry Blackstone Jr., to name but a few, have built up a reputation, and you know and trust that their shows are accomplished by their craft: magic, sleight of hand, knowledge of visual perceptions and illusion. We, however, have not built up that credibility. We are relatively unknown. So I'd like to give you my word that everything you're seeing in this special is accomplished by organic skill with no camera tricks, chroma-key, edits, or special camera angles. We are members of the magic fraternity; we are not special effects men. Teller, the bibles!

Pennies from Heaven

1981

(first lines) Arthur Parker: Joan... Joanie? Sugar? C'mon, Joan... sugar... wake up, baby. Joan Parker: No, Arthur, don't. Arthur Parker: Oh, baby... come on, sugar. Joan Parker: No, it's too early, Arthur. Arthur Parker: Oh, Joan. Joan Parker: Arthur, there isn't time. Arthur Parker: Oh, there's always time for this. Joan, come on. Joan Parker: Stop it, Arthur! No, don't! Joan Parker: (getting out of bed) No... I said no! Arthur Parker: Why not? Why not, Joan? Joan Parker: You said you wanted to get away early; that's what you said. Arthur Parker: You never want to, do you? Never.

(last lines) Arthur Parker: (voice-over) I'm Arthur... and I love you.

Penny Dreadful

2005

Jessica Clausen: I've seen a man with a gun and a blond child, a little boy. Trudie Tredwell: Oh, those Children! Mischevious little devils. Especially when they're dead.

Marla: Haunted house my ass. You need an analyst.

David Clausen: (watching Trudie as she grabs her coat) She looks like she should counting ballots in Flordia.

People of Tact

2004

Jack: (to Jake, regarding a painting) So, Big Guy, you ever think of pursuing your artwork? Jake: Actually, my mother painted that. She recently passed away. (Susan shoots Jack an angry look) Jack: I'm sorry. Jake: I'm just kidding. Jack: That's quite a sense of humor you have; you unleash that one often?

Jake: I'm Jake. Susan: I'm Susan, this is my husband, Jack. Jake: Jack and Jake, we're just a C and an E apart!

Jack: (to Susan, after he has been electrocuted by a telephone) I've been blown up. Take me to a hospital.

Perdita Durango

1997

Romeo Dolorosa: Well, the truth is, I'm a scientist. Perdita Durango: A scientist? No, you're definitely a dentist. I could tell from the stupid smile on your face.

Perdita Durango: (Perdita to Estelle, while Estelle holds a gun to her, threatening to shoot) If you really wanna do something, you just do it. But you don't think about it. That's the difference between you and me. (Estelle gives Perdita the gun. Perdita then knocks Estelle to the ground and makes her kiss her foot)

Performance

1970

Chas: I need a bohemian atmosphere!

(Chas flicks his cigarette ash onto a rug) Turner: That rug's over two hundred years old. Chas: Yeah, it looks it.

Turner: The only performance that makes it, that makes it all the way, is the one that achieves madness. Am I right? Eh?

Turner: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

(on the intercom outside as Chas rings the front door) Pherber: "Leave a message after the beep. Beep, beep, BEEP!

Chas: (to Mick Jagger) You're a comical little geezer. You'll look funny when you're fifty.

Chas: America's a blinding place for nightlife.

Permanent Midnight

1998

Nicky: If I were Percodan where would I be?

Dita: Aw, Jerry, you didn't have to do that. Jerry: No that's all right, I'm Jewish, I never get to do this kind of stuff. Dita's son: You never had a Christmas tree? Why?!

Jerry Stahl: People always ask, "What's the worst thing heroin drove you to do?". I always answer, "showing up on Maury."

Permanent Record

1988

Chemistry teacher: Did you do that on purpose? Chris: You think I'm trying to blind myself on purpose? No, I'm not.

Chris: I egged your house once when I was a sophomore. I'm, like, apologizing. Leo Verdell: I'm like, accepting.

David: You have a Dad? Chris: Every once in a while.

Chris: Act like you own the place. David: How will you act? Chris: Like I just sold it to you.

Personal Effects

2005 (TV)

Nate Wall: When is the last time you got lucky? Bonnie Locke: What? Is that an offer? Nate Wall: Nah, if it was an offer, we'd both be drunk.

Bonnie Locke: Because I believed it! Because Chris could've ripped off the warehouse. Because Chris could've deserted his family and run off to some beach in Mexico. How was I supposed to tell anyone that? Nate Wall: Well, maybe he just didn't make it to Mexico. Bonnie Locke: Not this time. Nate Wall: What? This time what? What Bonnie? What he got religion?

Peter Pan and the Pirates

1990

John: This was supposed to be a celebration, not an execution!

Peter Pan: You couldn't catch me if your life depended on it!

Captain Hook: One... two... three... four... five... once, I caught a fish alive.

Peter Pan: Imagine... if it ever grows up, it'll be a dreadfully ugly child, but it makes a rather handsome piglet, don't you think?

Captain Hook: The only ghost in this cave, will be this boy here!

John: Leave him alone, you bully! If Peter were here... Captain Hook: If Peter Pan were here, I'd set anchor in his heart!

Peter Pan: To die would be a great adventure.

Wendy: Just remember, Tootles... sticks and stones will break your bones... Tootles: I know, Wendy... but laughs and words will never hurt you... but they do.

Peyton Place

1957

Constance MacKenzie: All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

Michael Rossi: I kissed you. You kissed me. That's affection, not carnality. That's affection, not lust. You ought to know the difference.

Mr Harrington: This job starts at 3,000 a year. Michael Rossi: Then we're all wasting our time. That's only $5 a week more than I was making as a teacher, Mr Harrington Mr Harrington: But this offers you security -- a long term contract. Michael Rossi: Guaranteed poverty is not security.

Mrs Thornton: A person doesn't always get what she deserves. Remember it. If there's anything in life you want, go and get it. Don't wait for anybody to give it to you.

Phantom Rancher

1940

Henchman Luke: What are you doin' around here? Ken Mitchell: Tracin' a 32-20 rifle. I'd like to shake hands with the man who killed Markham. 32-20s do a nice neat job. Henchman Luke: Oh, yeah? The Mitchells are awful smart. Ken Mitchell: Think I don't know the crack of a 32-20 when I hear it? Henchman Luke: I'll say you don't. I use a 30-30! Ken Mitchell: (pulls out a 30-30 slug from his shirt pocket) Thanks for admittin' it.

Picket Fences

1992

Jill: Your sperm is going nowhere near that woman. Am I being too subtle?

Jill: We killed him, Jimmy. He pulled the trigger, but this town killed Adam Wood.

(Watching a car of murder suspects drive by slowly) Kenny: They were speeding. Maxine: What are you talking about? They weren't speeding! Kenny: Sure they were. You just can't tell.

Maxine: We were bad cops, Kenny, and all the applause in the world won't change that.

(The day after Kenny and Maxine have slept together) Maxine: What are you looking at? Kenny: Leftovers.

Picnic

1955

Hal Carter: I gotta get somewhere in this world. I just gotta.

Howard Bevans: (to Rosemary) If a woman's going to ask me to marry her, the least she could do is say "Please."

Millie Owens: The ones we love are always pretty, but the ones who are pretty to begin with... everyone loves them.

Howard Bevans: You went for that Owens girl, didn't you?

Pierrot le fou

1965

Marianne: Look at the last page, there's a little poem about you. It's by me. Ferdinard: Tender ... and cruel... real ... and surreal... terrifying ... and funny nocturnal ... and diurnal usual ... and unusual handsome as anyone Marianne: Pierrot le Fou !!! Ferdinard: My name is Ferdinard. I have told you often enough. Christ almighty ! You bore me to death !

Ferdinard: I'm glad I don't like spinach, because if I did then I would eat it, and I can't stand the stuff.

Pimp My Ride

2004

(Xzibit finds a sign reading "This car is not for sale" in the car) Host: This car is not for sale. No shit!

(Xzibit checks out the car to be pimped) Host: Well, at least she's not holding it together with household materials. (he walks around the corner and discovers the front bumper is held on with a piece of string) Host: See, I didn't even plan that.

(Xzibit finds an air horn in the car to be pimped) Host: We're gonna edit ourselves from now on. Why you little... (blows the air horn while mouthing curse words)

Pink Ludoos

2004

Mrs Dhaliwal: Gugan, go boil these dishes. Gugan Dhaliwal: Mom! They are people just like you and me, and you call yourself spiritual. Even Jesus was nice to the lepers. Mrs Dhaliwal: Jesus was white, what did he know.

Mrs O'Donnell: Oh, what are those? Gugan Dhaliwal: Ludoos. Mrs O'Donnell: What? Gugan Dhaliwal: Ludoos - they are the traditional sweet of celebration. In India when a boy is born the family hands out ludoos to show their gratitude. Mrs O'Donnell: And when a little girl is born, what do they hand out then? Gugan Dhaliwal: A box of Kleenex.

Pirates

1986

Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: Holy poker! You son of a double-eyed whore from the reeking gutters of Rotterdam!

The Frog - Jean-Baptiste: Gold would be your ruin, Captain. It would cost ous our heads. Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: It's easier to live without a head than without gold, you numskull! The Frog - Jean-Baptiste: I fight for hatred of the spanish, I fight for glory not gold. Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: Man fights for what he lacks the most!

Pisutoru opera

2001

Man dressed in black: Soon I'll relieve your anxiety with the relief of death.

Miyuki Minazuki: I think it's okay to live my life as a pistol.

Goro Hanada: Your silver bullet's crying. Killer No. 11: Sign of a pro.

Goro Hanada: With all your wisdom... With all your technique, killing blooms into an artwork.

Miyuki Minazuki: Eney-meeney-miney-moe!

Sayoko Uekyo: But not suicides. I want to die gloriously. The killer's runway to die atop the stage, like an actress at the peak of aesthetics.

Sayoko Uekyo: The guild hasn't forgiven your selfishness.

Pixel Perfect

2004/I (TV)

Samantha: Touching is not the only way to feel.

Loretta Modern: (after Samantha reaches to see that Loretta is just a hologram) Loretta Modern: You're in my liver.

Samantha: She's just a trick of light. Loretta Modern: And you're nothing but water and a few pounds of chemicals! Maybe a few more pounds than you *really need.* Samantha: It's not fair! I can't even smack her!

Loretta Modern: Are you saying you love her because of her imperfections? Roscoe: Yes! Because of everything she is, and everything she's not.

Samantha: (to Roscoe about Loretta) Admit it, you're in love with her. Why wouldn't you be? You created her. She's perfect. There's only one problem... SHE'S NOT REAL!

Pizza My Heart

2005 (TV)

Jean Paul Veber: I can only go to bed with one of you. (trying to tell the families that he can only pick one to go into business with)

Father Spealo: These people are driving me crazy. Lou Prestolani: Well that's very professional. (after Jean Paul brings them to the church to straighten them out)

Father Spealo: If it helps, I'll bring in the Cardinal.

Joe Montebello: Ma told me to spice up my life. Gloria Montebello: Not with arsenic. Joe Montebello: Arsenic is not a spice.

Annette Prestolani: Oh, my God. Gina Prestolani, who's sauce have you been tasting?

Joe Montebello: You! A Prestolani? Gina Prestolani: At least I'm not a Montebello!

Placard, Le

2001

Franois Pignon: You're asking me to come out of a closet I've never been in!

Franois Pignon: Coffee?

Franois Pignon: You're completely uninteresting.

Flix Santini: I like showers.

Belone, the neighbour: So what's wrong? Franois Pignon: I'm about to get fired. Belone, the neighbour: Well, we can avoid that. Franois Pignon: How? Belone, the neighbour: Come out of the closet. Franois Pignon: I'm not gay! Belone, the neighbour: Does that matter?

Places in the Heart

1984

(first lines) Edna Spalding: (seeing her daughter's doll at the dinner table) Possum, put that up now. Royce Spalding: Our Heavenly Father, bless this meal and all those who are about to receive it. Make us thankful for Your generous bounty, and Your unceasing love. Please remind us, in these hard times, to be grateful for what we have been given, and not to ask for what we can not have. And make us mindful of those less fortunate among us, as we sit at this table with all of Thy bounty. Amen.

(last lines) Preacher: On the night before His crucifixion, Our Lord gathered with His disciples. He broke the bread, and blessed it, saying: "Take, eat; this is my body." And he took the cup and said: "Drink; this is my blood, which I shed for thee." (the congregants pass the elements of communion between them) Royce Spalding: Peace of God. Wylie: Peace of God.

Planetary Traveler

1997 (V)

Sumoc: I am Sumoc, last of the Phleig, the Planetary Travelers. We once were a race that came to understand the folding of space... this enabled us to move at the speed of thought.

Sumoc: We had thought to find a key to the mysteries of this place... we found none. It was not until our journey home, that we began to appreciate the significance of this place. Each of us expressed a deep... interconnectedness to all things. Then, as the shift in consciousness occurred, one by one... we disappeared. It seems the cycle of life occurs on many levels.

Play-Mate of the Apes

2002 (V)

Ape: Oh, great, another human spaceship crashing into our planet. If I hear one more speech about the NRA, I'm gonna shot myself.

Commander Gaylor: (after surviving a spaceship crash caused by Lt Fornication and Lt Pushkintucushkin) What the HELL is going on? What happened? Lt Fornication: The capsule opened early... Commander Gaylor: Oh, SURE, Lt Fornication. That's why you guys were ass-naked and kissing.

Ape with pink fur: How's my butt? It's not glowing like a baboon's, is it?

Captain Laid: These humans can't rock!

Play Misty for Me

1971

Evelyn: I did it because I LOVE YOU!

Man in window: People trying to sleep here! Evelyn: People trying to talk here! Man in window: How'd you like to tell it to the law? Evelyn: How'd you like to go screw yourself?

Evelyn: I oughta be mad!

Evelyn: Careful! I might put your eye out.

Plaza Suite

1971

Norma Hubley: Roy, just talk nicely and she'll come out. Roy Hubley: We've had "nice talking," now we're gonna have "door breaking."

(coaxing his wife while she's on the phone) Roy Hubley: Shtall em, shtall em. Just keep shtalling em. Whatever you do shtall em! Norma Hubley: (on the phone to the wedding reception) Yes Mrs Eisler we'll be down in two minutes. Roy Hubley: Are you crazy?! I told you to shtall em! Norma Hubley (innocently) : I did stall them - you've got two minutes.

(Peering through the keyhole on the bathroom door) Norma Hubley: Oh my god! Roy Hubley: What is it?! Norma Hubley: I ripped my stockings. Roy Hubley: Is she in there? Norma Hubley: She's in there, she's in there. Where am I going to get another pair of stockings? Roy Hubley: Well if she doesn't show up who's gonna look at you?

Please Sir!

1971

Bernard Hedges: I just don't understand you, Price. I look upon the first day of term as one of the peaks of my career. Mr Price: And you've got your graph upside down!

Mr Smith: The heady wine of youth, eh Price? (Smith turns to reveal an L Plate on his back) Mr Price: (Removing the L Plate from Smith's back) Bouquet like an open sewer!

Plump Fiction

1997

Jimmy Nova: Wanna know what a cockroach is called in Algeria? Montello Hungry: Why the fuck would someone want to know that?

Jimmy Nova: Mimy! No Mas!

Nicky Cox: Damn that Guliver Stone!

Nicky Cox: I just crapped myself!

Vallory Cox: Are you flirting with me?

Pocketful of Miracles

1961

Junior: She's like a cockroach what turned into a butterfly!

Joy Boy: Does it still kinda get you right here?

Joy Boy: What's with her? Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids. Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.

Spanish Consul: Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to be proven an imbecile.

Butler: Nobody arrives first, sir. They all arrive last.

Point of Seduction: Body Chemistry III

1994 (V)

Bob Sibley: A woman is not in jeopardy unless the threat comes from a man.

Dr Claire Archer: Don't touch me, I might have an orgasm.

Freddie Summers: She's the kind of woman who makes you sit up and beg.

Alan Clay: Why don't you slip out of that wet raincoat and into a dry martini?

Point of View

2001 (V)

Frank: How would you feel if (pause) ? Let me give you the inventory: you wake up in somebody's apartment; you've been whacked in the head; you can hardly walk; there are erotic paintings of you all over the place; and the individual who created this "Alice in Wonderland" nightmare, is about the most attractive and appealing person you've ever met?

Poison Ivy

1992

(on the merits of Fred, her dog) Sylvie Cooper: In fact, that Fred hated every human being except me really meant something.

(on Ivy) Sylvie Cooper: She's definitely a turnoff - too overt. I mean, most girls don't fly through the air with their skirt around their waist.

(remarking on Ivy's sexy lips) Sylvie Cooper: Not that I'm a lesbian... well, maybe I am.

(explaining why she drives her convertable with the top down during a rainstorm) Ivy: One day with the top down is better than a lifetime in a box.

Poker Alice

1987 (TV)

Alice Moffitt: Where is she... your woman? Amos: I buried her. Had to... she was dead. Yeah, I come here one day and she was sittin' at the table deader than a can of corned beef. The poor old woman didn't even have a chance to finish her bowl of prunes. It hit me plenty hard, ma'am. But what come close to shakin' me was after I done finished diggin' her grave. I come in here to get her and she was all stiffen up... harder than a railroad tie. I had to bury her sittin' up! The poor old woman has to sit up straight and proper until judgment day.

Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor

1936

Popeye: That was a nice ship we had once.

Sindbad the Sailor: Who's the most phinominal, extra ordinary fellow? Popeye: Popeye the Sailor!

Sindbad the Sailor: I'm Sindbad the Sailor, sing hearthy and hail! / I live on an island on the back of a whale / It's a whale of an island - that's not a bad joke / And its lord and master is this handsome bloke.

Olive Oyl: Give it to him, Popeye! Give him the twister punch! Popeye: (twisting his arm) One twister punch coming up.

Popworld

2001

Simon Astell: Who would you rather be stuck in a lift with? "Lee from Blue" or a "Lee from Blue fan"? Charlie Simpson: Lee from Blue. Simon Anstell: Yes, well - I suppose whichever one you chose they'd still only be talking about Lee from Blue.

Simon Astell: When was the last time you saw love build a bridge? Matt Jay: Who writes these questions? Was it you? Simon Anstell: Yeah, I was quite pleased with that one actually.

Postino, Il

1994

Pablo Neruda: Man has no business with the simplicity or complexity of things.

Pablo Neruda: When you explain poetry, it becomes banal. Better than any explanation is the experience of feelings that poetry can reveal to a nature open enough to understand it.

Donna Rosa: When it comes to bed, there's no difference between a poet, a priest, or a communist!

Mario Ruoppolo: Poetry doesn't belong to those who write it; it belongs to those who need it.

Pablo Neruda: We poets are all fat.

Pablo Neruda: Even the most sublime ideas sound ridiculous if heard too often.

Mario Ruoppolo: Your laugh is a sudden silvery spoon.

Mario Ruoppolo: Your smile spreads like a butterfly.

Mario Ruoppolo: So what if we break our chains? What do we do then?

Mario Ruoppolo: If you make this much of a fuss about one poem, you're never going to win that Nobel Prize.

Poultrygeist: Attack of the Chicken Zombies!

2006 (V)

(from trailer) Protestor: General, what are these green and yellow things popping out of my chicken? The General: ehh... Those... are our new... Flavor Pods!

(from trailer) Arbie: They are slowly approaching the entrance! Micki: They will brake through these glass doors faster then the 5 minutes it took me to change Wendy into a hard blown lesbian! Arbie: Christ! If we don't do anything soon this entire glass will turn into lesbians!

Power Rangers Lost Galaxy

1999

Bulk: I'm telling you Professor, I've got a funny feeling that we are forgetting something. Professor Phenomenus: Perhaps you're right. Toothpaste? Bulk: Toothpaste. Professor Phenomenus: Underwear? Bulk: Underwear. Professor Phenomenus: Anti-alien gel? Bulk: (gasps) Professor Phenomenus: (gasps) Bulk, Professor Phenomenus: SKULL!!

Furio: Silly costumes won't help against my power!

Kendrix: We're all fighting for the same thing, aren't we? Magna Defender: You have no idea what I'm fighting for. You don't know me at all.

Power Rangers Time Force

2001/I

Wes: I wish you could stay. Jen: Me too, but we both know I can't. (She pulls out her Time Force badge and gives it to Wes.) Jen: Don't ever forget me. Wes: I never could.

Jen: I should have told you this a long time ago. I love you! Wes: I love you too. I wish I could live another thousand years so we could be together again.

Wes: We can each make our own destiny.

Wes: You better take it easy on that racetrack Lucas. Lucas: I will. At least now I have a drivers' license.

Wes: Trip, I'm... Trip: I know. I'm going to miss you too. Can I keep my hat? Wes: Yeah.

Powerpuff Girls: Twas the Fight Before Christmas

2003 (V)

Princess Morebucks: What? Why? Bubbles: Because Santa has his own list and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice. Princess Morebucks: So? Bubbles: Duh. You're naughty.

Buttercup: Oh no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle? Princess Morebucks: Huh. Who would want a stupid old BB gun? Buttercup: (gasp) Princess! Princess Morebucks: Besides, you'll shoot your eye out.

Narrator: And all of the young 'uns are waiting with glee, thinking only of morn and what's under that tree. And not just the children, the teenagers, too. Chuck wants a football, Kathleen a tattoo.

Powwow Highway

1989

Aunt Harriet: I get sick of being asked for good old Indian wisdom. I ain't got none. So get the hell out of here!

Buddy Red Bow: You tell everybody fairy stories. Philbert Bono: The stories of our ancestors. How they solved problems. Often the problems never change. Nor the people. Buddy Red Bow: Yeah, well it's just too bad those stories don't tell us how to keep our reservations from turning into sewers. Philbert Bono: But they do.

Sky Red Bow: Rabbit? What tribe are me and Jane?

Buddy Red Bow: Let's go get a drink Phil. Rabbit Layton: Well that's the first good idea you've had.

Buddy Red Bow: Now you're wasting your time, Sandy. You see, my red, it don't wash off.

Jane Red Bow: We shoulda rented a car. Philbert Bono: We have my pony. Jane Red Bow: Your pony is an old nag.

Where's the Party Yaar?

2003

Shyam Sunder Balabhadrapatramukhi: Did you know I'm good at math? Let's add you and me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply...

Mr Varghese's Friend: 'Eh, Varghese, your wife's fish curry is the bomb!

Hari: Chi Chi, See the Ball is dirty, you know. You need to clean the balls. Just clean it, soo dirty... This wont work if the ball is dirty...

Dr Bakshi: I was looking at your statements. Mo: What statements? Dr Bakshi: What statements?... What statements have you have?... Your credit card statements. $400 for car speakers. $1800 for rims. $80 at Starbucks... When your mom makes the best masala chaia, you're spending $80 for coffee.

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