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Ma vie en l'air

2005

Yann Kerbec: When I was young, I wanted to be a koala hunter with a blowpipe.

Ludo: Don't worry ! A woman, it's 95% water ! Only water, I tell you...

Ludo: Yes, I've found a job. I'm working right now. Yann Kerbec: You're working right now ? Come on, what're you doing ? Ludo: I'm testing medications. Actually, I test an anti-alcohol patch. Yann Kerbec: While drinking wine ? Ludo: Yes... See, it doesn't work.

Mad City

1997

Max Brackett: Mrs Banks, go make sure the buffalo are grazing properly.

Kevin Hollander: I'm who Americans trust for their news. Max Brackett: You really shouldn't let a marketing slogan go your head.

Kevin Hollander: This guy's a poster child for the disenfranchised.

Max Brackett: A man has been shot; a line has been crossed.

Max Brackett: You've got to ask for a fast car, a Learjet or a Greyhound bus.

Lou Potts: Jeez, I sent you to cover a piece of fluff, and you come back with a hostage situation.

Lemke: I don't want him understood. I want him out here and arrested.

(Sam finally decide's to let the hostages go) Kevin Hollander: (on megaphone) Sam Baily! You have 5 minutes to let the hostages go! Sam Baily: Damn. I wanted it to be my idea.

Sam: Don't negotiate my emotions!

Mad Love

1995

Casey: Matt, I have a question for you. Matt: Uh huh. Casey: If you were able to know when you were going to die, would you want to know?

Matt: I feel like an idiot. Casey: You look like an idiot. Matt: I am an idiot.

Eric: Oh yeah. I got laid.

Joanna: Are you going to have sex with her? Matt: What do you know about sex? Joanna: Enough. Don't change the subject.

Matt: We're hundreds of miles away from home, what are we supposed to do? Casey: Tap our heels three times?

Matt: You think I'm crazy? Casey: You're asking me?

Matt: You pulled the alarm? Casey: Yeah. Matt: What are you nuts? Casey: Yeah.

Made for Each Other

1939

Lily, Cook #3: Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. Jane: That's alright if you've got a watermelon. Lily, Cook #3: You mustn't say that, Miss Mason. You've got your watermelon, but you chokes yourself up on all the little seeds. I always say "Spit 'em out before they spoil your taste for the melon."

Jane: Oh! I hope Higgins *beats* Higgins!

Made in America

1993

Hal Jackson: Great advertising idea, lock the customers in 'till they buy something. I wonder if that would work with trucks?

Hal Jackson: Yeah, I read black literature. Wilt Chamberlain book. Changed my life.

Zora: You're white. Hal Jackson: That's true, but that won't make much difference when we're in the dark.

Hal Jackson: Funny thing, sperm...

(Tea Cake Walters is at a sperm bank) Tea Cake Walters: Nurse? I need another cup.

Sarah: Are you giving me face !?

Hal: What the hell's that mean?

Tea Cake Walters: There's a white man at the door!

Made in Britain

1982 (TV)

Harry Parker: You're out of this room, out of this place. You're back into the world. Trevor the Skinhead: It's your fucking world, mate, not mine. You can stick it up your arse, I don't want it !

Peter Clive: I really don't know what were going to do. Trevor the Skinhead: About what ? Peter Clive: About you. Trevor the Skinhead: No , about you, what the fuck are we gonna do about you? If you had any balls, you'd stick a knife in the bastards who write all that bollocks - they're wankers.

Trevor the Skinhead: Kick me in the bollocks if that's what you feel like doing because I do the same to you when I feel like it so good night and fuck off to you

Madeline

1998

Madeline: It is better to be super everything, than super nothing!

(repeated line) Miss Clavel: Something is not right.

Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.

Madeline: Morning, Lord Cucuface! Lord Covington: What did you call me?

Miss Clavel: You're giving me a grey hair! Madeline: May I see?

Madeline: (after Pepito rides over her hat) The Spanish ambassador's a midget?

Madeline: He's got charisma. You're all googly-eyed! Vicki: I'm not googly-eyed!

Pepito: The only clown here was you.

Madhouse

1974

Herbert Flay: But you're dead. You're dead! Paul Toombes: Why did you do it, my friend? You killed Ellen... and all of the others, too. You wanted everybody to think that it was me. Why, Herbert? Why did you want to destroy me? You love Dr Death.

Paul Toombes: Now I must play the final scene, the death of Dr Death!

Paul Toombes: Miss Peters, as they say in horror movies, you will come to a bad end...

Quayle: I don't make that cheap crap any more, I'm in television. Paul Toombes: I thought television was a family medium.

Herbert Flay: Paul's on the make. Ellen is on the take. That's Hollywood.

Madigan Men

2000

Benjamin Madigan: Why is my 17-year-old son in a bar? Seamus Madigan: Oh, pipe down, will ye? We were takin' you to pubs in Dublin when you were six! Benjamin Madigan: Oh, yes, I forgot, the Irish Head Start program.

(Benjamin just walked into a bar where his father was witing for him) Seamus Madigan: Ah, Benji. Did Jesus tell you I was here? Benjamin Madigan: Yes dad, and the doorman's name is "Hay-soos".

Madonna: Truth or Dare

1991

Madonna: We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!

Madonna: "Neat"? Anyone who says my show is neat has to go.

Madonna: Do we wanna be accepted by Hollywood? Dancers: No! Madonna: Do we care what people think about us? Dancers: No! Madonna: Do we want people to kiss our ass? Dancers: Yes! Madonna: Okay now, do we want an "R" rating or an "X" rating? Dancers: "X"! Madonna: "X" for extra fun!

Madonna: (praying with her dancers before a concert) We're dedicating tonight's performance to Keith Haring, who doesn't have the luxury of being alive like we do.

Madonna: (makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade) Do something else! Do my eyebrows!

Magic Town

1947

Mary Peterman: The air becomes charged with electricity around desperate men.

Lawrence 'Rip' Smith: I've been searching for a town like this for years. You know, when I got off that train this morning, I said to myself "This is it." I've just walked through your town, folks, with its shade trees and its lovely parks. I stood before your impressive buildings mellowed with age, and I said to myself "Here is a sturdy challenge to the evils of the modern era." I watched your people on the street, and I felt their vitality and their sense of security. Your children are happy. They're happy. You can see it in their dear little faces, and hear it in their wholesome talk. There's beauty here. It's almost indescribable. You're used to it, you're all a part of it, you take it for granted. But to me, it's a hope and a dream of a lifetime. I too want to become a part of it. Please don't change it. (addressing a meeting of the Grandview city council)

Magical Mystery Tour

1967 (TV)

Jolly Jimmy Johnson the Courier: Good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Welcome to... Mmmagical Mystery Tour!

Buster Bloodvessel: I am your friendly Courier. Mister Bloodvessel is my name. Buster Bloodvessel.

Mrs Starkey, Ringo's Auntie: Now shut up! Richard Starkey: Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off! Mrs Starkey, Ringo's Auntie: Don't get historical!

Magnificent Obsession

1935

Dr Robert Merrick: Take back to the cook and tell her that if she brings back again, I'm gonna buy this hospital and fire her and everybody else in it. I want some decent breakfast. Nurse: It's the same breakfast we serve all the patients. Dr Robert Merrick: Yeah, but I am "The Special".

Dr Robert Merrick: Help? You mean give them money? Randolph: Money is alright since you have so much of it but there are other kind of help just as good but whatever help you give it must be in absolute secrecy that the world must never know and you must never let anybody repay you. Dr Robert Merrick: You mean, if I'd go out and help people secretly that would establish that "contact" you speak of?

Mahabharat

1988

(Krishna has told Karna the truth about his birth and begs him to join the Pandavas in the upcoming Kurukshetra war. Karna turns down the offer, but later that day, he approaches at a temple alone) Karna: O, Creator! Why have I been tormented like this, to learn the truth about my birth? The Sun is still the source of light to the world! My mother is still a respected queen! Yet I, the result of their union, am a wanderer... But I will never give up Duryodhana! (shouts) Do you hear me? I will never betray him! He has given me far too much in friendship! I will never betray Duryodhana!

Karna: Do you know that I have two sweethearts? Duryodhana: Really? Who are they? If necessary, I will kidnap them to get them for you! Karna: They are not girls, my friend - besides, I can only get one of them and not the other! Duryodhana: What do you mean? Karna: It is simple - one is the death of Arjuna, the other is my own death.

Mai nei dak gung dui

1982

Sonny: Don't know any generals. To me you look like clowns!

Amazon Leader: Of ten men nine are dirty! You have dirty language, and dirty minds. I am an artist. I worship beauty. I will destroy everything that is imperfect in my eyes, bit by bit and slowly.

Stone: (scared) I'll go anywhere you go. Old Sun: I'm gonna crap (slaps stone) Stone: Shit!

Lily: The Nice People are always the first to die. Do I look like a nice person.

Don Wen: (to Grease Lightning) I can destroy your past records but you have to do something for me. Grease Lightning: Nevermind one thing I will do 100 things if you can do that

Sonny: (after the real killer beats up the fake killer for pretending to be him in the wrestling match) What.Have you no shame of moral?,I hate you,Goodbye

Mail Call

2002

R. Lee Ermey: Can it numbnuts!

R. Lee Ermey: Semper Fi! Carry on!

(yelling at a G.I. Joe figure) R. Lee Ermey: Joe, you unorganized, grab-asstic bucket of civilian garbage! Drop and give me twenty!

R. Lee Ermey: Hoo-Rah!

R. Lee Ermey: Watermelon, you will die!

(dressed as a French musketeer) R. Lee Ermey: Welcome to Mail Call. I am your host, Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Fancypants.

(Yelling at a Pillsbury Doughboy figure) R. Lee Ermey: You're not a doughboy, you're a disgusting fat-body! Sound off like you got a pair!... Well, I'll be damned. You DON'T have a pair!

Main Hoon Na

2004

Chandni: Did you just sing to me? Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma: No, I didn't. I'm just a tin soldier.

Laxman Prasad Sharma: Are you deaf? Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma: Selectively yes!

Laxman Prasad Sharma: Stop. Why are you calling always Laxman? Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma: Cause this is your name. Isn't it how it goes? Laxman - Lucky, Lucky-Laxman? Laxman Prasad Sharma: Yeah. But no one at college knows my real name! It doesn't go with the image! Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma: Image, huh? Stop trembling first.

Raghavan: You lost! Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma: Didn't you know? At the Ramayan, Ravana dies. Not Ram

Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma: You lost your husband and your home once because of me. I will make sure that you won't lose you son too. Laxman will not be harmed. Madhu Sharma: (Ram starts to leave) Ram? I want both my sons back.

Majo no takkyûbin

1989

Jiji: You'd think they'd never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.

Ursula: We each need to find our own inspiration, Kiki. Sometimes it's not easy.

Kiki: If I lose my magic, that means I've lost absolutely everything.

Kiki: Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.

Kiki: Smile so we can make a good impression.

Jiji: Well, well, well... hello kitty.

Jiji: (Jiji looks at his paws and around the room that is covered in flour) If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat, it's me.

Malá morská víla

1975

Little Mermaid's elder sister: The other day I got caught in some fishermen's net. Of course, I had to drown them. I couldn't allow them to touch me, could I?

Queen of the Sargasso Sea: Where we live, men have started building dikes. Every night my husband tears them down again. I don't even remember what it's like to have a good sleep.

(pointing at the figurehead on a shipwreck, it depicts Poseidon) King of All Seas: They think we look like fish!

(addressing the Little Mermaid) Captain: You look very pale. You shouldn't have sailed with us. That's not for women. If I told you what my divers have seen in the ocean, you would certainly be horrified. Giant snakes with two heads. And many octopusses that break a man's bones and suck out his blood!

Malaika la tuhaliq fi al-dar albayda, Al

2004

Aicha: Casablanca has made widows of Berber wives.

Old Man: There aren't any men left here - even to bury the dead.

Restaurant Owner: A man with no money is worthless.

Said: I know the wives of immigrants. I hope not to live their tragedy.

Man on bus: Very rarely is the dignity of an immigrant not stepped on.

Restaurant Owner: (universal comment about his staff) What riff-raff.

Story-teller: The bellies of the greedy shall burst.

Man at roadside: Afraid of the police and not of God?

Malcolm X

1992

Malcolm X: We had the best organization a black man's ever had. Niggers ruined it.

Baines: A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind.

(Witnessing Malcolm's control over a mob) Captain Green: That's too much power for one man to have.

Elijah Muhammad: You will be in the public eye. Beware of them cameras. Oh, them cameras are bad as any narcotic.

Malcolm X: The only thing I like integrated is my coffee.

Rudy: I'm half wop, I'm half nigger. I'm not afraid of nobody.

Malcolm X: We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!

Malevolence

2004/I

Agent Jack Kimble: Jimmy, you made a big mistake killing that kid. I hope you're listening to me right now... because I'm going to take my fist, ram it through your ear, and smash your god damn brain with my fingers!

Mr Antonio Robaldo: He would have rather entered a prison cell wearing a dress than walk into that room.

Larry, Hitman: Don't kill me - I got kids and shit.

Malicious

1995

Melissa: What about me? Huh, what about how I feel? Did you ever stop to consider that? Huh? I mean, what did you think I was just some slut plaything you could do what you want with and then just throw me away afterwards?

Doug: She set me up. She almost killed my mother and she almost killed me.

Melissa: What did he do, fuck some other girl? Laura: Excuse me? Melissa: Did he put his cock somewhere he shouldn't have?

Melissa: You're a killer now, is that it? Well, you know, guns are pretty messy, are you sure you can handle it?

Mamono Hunter Yôko no jijô

1995 (V)

Yôko Mano: (referring to her look-alike cousin) So if she's my cousin, where did this other Asuza come from? Grandma Madoka: It must be one of the great mysteries of the world. Yôko Mano: Huh? Grandma Madoka: Oh, yes! From now on, let's call her "Asuza 2"! Yôko Mano: OH! (groans) Grandma Madoka: What? You don't like it?

Man About Town

1939

Bob Temple: Use a little imagination, Rochester. What would you order if you wanted to make an impression? Rochester: How about fish and chips and a couple of bottles of gin?

Bob Temple: Rochester, you never ask a titled lady for her phone number. We just had lunch. Rochester: Man, that's like readin' one page and throwin' away the book.

Ted Nash: Bob, you're shaking like a leaf. Bob Temple: Shaking like a leaf! What's a leaf got to shake about?

Man in the Moon

1960

Blood: Mind you, don't misunderstand me. I'm all for the old fair sex. Nothing like them at the right time and the right place. I mean, let's face it, you boffins have never come up with anything better as a substitute. But the moment I catch a glimmer of the old red light, that's me, I'm off!

Blood: Married? Are you kidding? I wouldn't touch it. I've got my career to think about. The only reason I'm at the top of my profession is that I have absolute peace of mind. You're married though, aren't you? J.B. Davidson: Well, yes, as a matter of fact. Blood: I can always tell. J.B. Davidson: How? Blood: Well look at you. Toxic as a crow, sneezing like a maniac, cigarette ash all down your front, nervous, out of breath, you've got married man written across your forehead in big neon letters! J.B. Davidson: But I'm happily married. Blood: Ah, she's got you well trained.

Man of the Year

2002/I

Reg: I thought you had given up gambling. Bill: I did, except this one. I thought it was a sure thing, and it would've been, but there were some injuries. We had a big shoulder problem from the starting pitcher. And I thought that... Reg: Your gambling on baseball? What are you, stupid? Bill: Well, you know man, I know it's not polo, but fuck, it's America's past time.

Man with the Screaming Brain

2005

Jackie: (to Tatoya) You killed my husband, bitch! And now, I'm going to kill you!

Dr Ivan Ivanov: You must forget to remember, before you remember to forget.

Pavel: Sounds like there is some shizzle going on down there my nizzle.

Pavel: (to Dr Ivanov) There are dead bodies everywhere.

Vespa Girl: Get off my Vespa, you ugly man!

William Cole: I'm on fire!

Man Without a Star

1955

(Dempsey has just given Jeff Jimson a quick-draw and gun-twirling lesson) Jeff Jimson: Aw, Demps, when do I learn THAT?! Dempsey Rae: You don't. That's all a lotta hogwash, kid. Look, know this: twirlin' a gun never saved a man's life. There's only one thing you gotta learn. (Pulls his gun and fires) Get it out fast! And then... put it... away... slow. Get what I mean, kid?

Dempsey Rae: A maverick... a calf with no mother. No brand neither. Jeff Jimson: Why not? Dempsey Rae: Oh, on account he was missing at roundup time. He outgrew his mother and wandered off. Sort of like you.

Mango Kiss

2004

Lou: My sweet vanilla creamy, chewy jellybeany, absolutely dreamy girl. Your juicy fruity lips, good and plenty. A cherry bomb in every bite, rich and lovely chocolate kisses delight. Mmm and mmm, melts in my mouth and in my hands. I want to nestle in your mounds and revel in your snickers, I want to Godiva into your bit o'honey, almond enjoying you, kissing up your peppermint patty, I am your sugar daddy. All saltwater Taffy, my sweet tart Sassy... hook, line, and sucker.

Kaz: You know the old joke about the difference between lesbian dating and gay boy dating? Sassafras: What do gay boys bring on the second date? Kaz: What second date? Emilia: What do lesbians bring on the second date? Lou, Sassafras, Kaz: The U-Haul.

Maniac Cop 2

1990

Teresa Mallory: You can't kill the dead!

Teresa Mallory: I have no reason to kill him - I LOVE him!

Sean McKinney: I shot him before he shot me.

Lew Brady: When it comes time for your execution, you can't con Con Edison.

Turkell: You're the prettiest one in my collection so far.

Turkell: You know, I feel like I'm a crusader against the whores of the world.

Susan Riley: Shooting Cordell is only good for getting his attention.

Maniac Mansion

1988 (VG)

Bernard Bernouli: It's a good thing I brought my pocket protector.

Dr Fred Edison: How can I ever repay you? Dave Miller: Cash would be nice!

Dave Miller: This could be real dangerous. If anyone wants to back out... Bernard Bernoulli: Okay, I'm out of here. Dave Miller: Bernard, don't be tuna-head! This is Sandy we're talking about. Bernard Bernoulli: Okay.

Michael F. Stoppe: Hey, did anybody see that movie on television last night? These four kids went into this strange house and... uh, never mind.

Weird Ed Edison: Mommy, I'm worried! He hasn't eaten in 5 years. Nurse Edna: Yeah, SO? Weird Ed Edison: And he's been bringing those bodies, and he carries those bodies to the basement at night.

Mannen på taket

1976

Lennart Kollberg: Ask yourself this: Who was Stig Nyman? Martin Beck: I didn't really know him very well... Lennart Kollberg: Don't be evasive! Who was he? Or rather, what was he? Martin Beck: A police. Lennart Kollberg: Not a satisfying answer Einar Rönn: A police lieutenant... ? I have to make a phone call Lennart Kollberg: Well. What was he? Martin Beck: A bad police Lennart Kollberg: Wrong! Nyman was a fucking lousy police!

Bohlin (civilian) : Why the hell didn't you shoot him? I don't undertand... Gunvald Larsson: Well no one's expected that. Do you have a license for that gun? Bohlin (civilian) : ... no Gunvald Larsson: Then you're in trouble

Lennart Kollberg: Am I in India?

Malm: (a police helicopter has been shot down by the man on the roof) He shot down the helicopter. Gunvald Larsson: So that's your conclusion?

Manson

1973

Charles Manson: "These children that come at you with knives, they are your children. You taught them. I didn't teach them. I just tried to help them stand up."

Charles Manson: Most of the people at the ranch that you call "The Family" were just people that you did not want, people that were alongside the road, that their parents had kicked them out or they did not want to go to Juvenile Hall, so I did the best I could and I took them up on my garbage dump and I told them this that in love there is no wrong.

Lynette Fromme: Whatever we need to do, we do. We respond. We respond with our knives. It feels good to be ready to face death and love.

Margaret's Museum

1995

Angus: Do you know there are some places in the world where they pay you to think?

Angus MacNeil: I've been sober too long, Margaret; it's kept me from thinking straight.

Doctor 1: Your brother, you took his... Margaret MacNeil: Dick. Doctor 1: Penis. Yes, why? Margaret MacNeil: Because at this age, it was the most important thing he had.

Doctor 1: You took your grandfather's lungs? Margaret MacNeil: Yes. Doctor 1: Then you took your husband's lungs? Why? Margaret MacNeil: Because I wanted to show what a good set of lungs looked like.

Mariachi, El

1992

(first lines) Mauricio: Good morning, Azul. Know who this is?

(last lines) El Mariachi: (voiceover) All I wanted was to be a mariachi, like my ancestors. But the city I thought would bring me luck brought only a curse. I lost my guitar, my hand, and her. With this injury, I may never play the guitar again. Without her, I have no love. But with the dog and the weapons, I'm prepared for the future.

Marian, Again

2005 (TV)

(Marian keeps ringing Chris but is too frightened to say anything. Chris thinks it is Olivia's stalker who is ringing) Josie Bevan: Who was it? Chris Bevan: Some old dear getting in a muddle. (phone rings) Chris Bevan: (mutters) For God's sake. (into phone) Chris Bevan: Hello. I can hear you breathing. Josie Bevan: It's probably one of those automated dialling things. If it's bothering you, just unplug it. (phone rings) Chris Bevan: (mutters) Right, that's it. (shouts into phone) Chris Bevan: Listen, you pervert, I know what you're doing. You stay away from my child or I *swear* I will *rip* out your throat and *piss* down the hole! (furious, Chris pulls phone wire out and coils it round phone) Esme Bevan: (laconically) I bet *that* old lady won't ring back again!

Mariana de la noche

2003

(Ignacio's words to Mariana when he met her) Ignacio Lugo-Navarro alias Halcón Luna: You are so beautiful, like the Virgin.

Ignacio Lugo-Navarro alias Halcón Luna: Mariana, my Mariana of the Night. Mariana Montenegro de Lugo-Navarro: My nameless love.

Mariana Montenegro de Lugo-Navarro: So we have to meet at night and only at night.

Elisa de Montenegro: One day you will pay for all the bad that you have done. Atilio Montenegro: Atilio shoots Elisa and kills her.

Mario Kart 64

1996 (VG)

Mario: Welcome to Mariokart!

Mario: Select your player.

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario: Mama-mia!

Mario: Hee hee! I got it!

Luigi: Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!

Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, number one!

Princess Peach: Yeah, Peach has got it!

Toad: I'm the best!

Wario: Ai-yai-yai-yah!

Wario: I'm-a Wario! I'm-a gonna win!

Mario: Congratulations!

Mark Twain Tonight!

1967 (TV)

Mark Twain: I was very particular about the kind of job I wanted. I didn't want to work. So I went over to the Congress, that Grand Old Benevolent National Asylum for the Helpless, and I reported on the inmates there.

Mark Twain: I wonder if God invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain: Man is the only animal who deals in the atrocity of war. He's the only one, that for sordid wages, goes forth in cold blood to exterminate his own kind. He has a motto for this: "Our country, right or wrong!" Why, not even a burglar could have said that better.

Marlowe

1969

Thug: Car. Philip Marlowe: Beep, beep. (Marlowe tries to walk away, but is blocked by the Thug) Thug: Car. Philip Marlowe: For a guy with a limited vocabulary, you sure do manage to get your point across.

Philip Marlowe: (after a goon has just ripped up his jacket) Does your mother know what you do for a living?

Dolores Gonzáles: (responding, mid-striptease, to Philip Marlowe's question) The streets are paved with forgotten husbands!

Marple: The Murder at the Vicarage

2004 (TV)

DI Slack: Nothing gets past you, Miss Marple, does it? Miss Jane Marple: (dryly) Hardly ever.

(Miss Marple discovers that she is being deliberately mislead) Miss Jane Marple: They're taking me for a pasty. DI Slack: (superciliously) The word is actually "patsy", Miss Marple.

Miss Jane Marple: (realizing who committed the murder) How clever! How disgusting!

Marriage on the Rocks

1965

Dan Edwards: One of these days all these girls are going to show up at the same time and you are going to get shot. Ernie Brewer: Oh but what a cuckoo firing squad.

Shad Nathan: You're emotionally upset, have a glass of water. Valerie Edwards: I don't want a glass of water, I want a divorce!

Married People, Single Sex II: For Better or Worse

1995

Carol: I can't live up to those women in the magazines. Why do our husbands expect us to look like that?

Valerie: Is this what you like? Is this daring?

Karen: We're just a bunch of responsible, bored, incredibly unhappy adults.

Carol: Sex - who has time for it?

Sam: Sorry, Dave, you can't have an orgy by yourself - it's one of the rules.

Married People, Single Sex

1993

Artie: I'm married to the Frigid Witch of the West.

Beth: All you talk about is growing old together. I'm not ready to grow old!

Shelley: I want the LUST to be there.

Will: If you love somebody, you do what's natural, and that's enough.

(Fran doesn't want to have sex at all) Fran: I feel like I'm being punished.

Meg: I am so sick and tired of being the other woman.

Mike: Getting a divorce is the only way we can stay friends.

Maschera del demonio, La

1960

Princess Asa Vajda: You, too, can feel the joy and happiness of hating.

Princess Asa Vajda: You will never escape my vengeance, or of Satan's! My revenge will seek you out, and with the blood of your sons, and of their sons, and their sons, I will continue to live forever! They will restore me to life you now rob from me!

(Andre expresses regret that he and superior, Dr Kruvajan, will be late and miss the opening address at a medical conference in St. Petersburg) Dr Thomas Kruvajan: My son, how long have you been a doctor? Dr Andre Gorobec: Three years. I've been with you for two. Dr Thomas Kruvajan: When you've been in this business as long as I have, you'll learn to take the speeches at all of these medical conferences with a grain of salt.

Masque of the Red Death

1989

Prospero: Now it is death that serves man!

Lucrecia: I've removed the color red from my veins!

Machiavel: So shall death exact his charge against man.

Claudio: God no longer acts in creation - he simply watches.

Prospero: We've brought this upon ourselves - we've called death to us.

Masseuse

1996

(Jack comes home from a business trip to find his ex-fiance, Kristy Taylor, hosting prostitutes and their clients in the house Jack "legally" stole from Kristy) Jack: I didn't have anything to do with this! Detective: Well, who owns this house? Jack: We do. Her and I. (reclining on the couch with J.J) Robert Glass: Excuse me! I represent Ms Taylor, and I can assure you that Mr Jack Wyler is the sole owner of this house. Detective: Well, just what kind of a house are you running here, Mr Wyler? (caressing J.J.'s thigh) Robert Glass: I think that should be fairly clear, Detective.

Jack: It's just a wedding - this is business.

Kristy: It's our wedding! It's not a corporate cocktail party!

Match Game 73

1973

(at the beginning of the first "Match Game 73") Johnny Olson: Get ready to match the stars! Michael Landon! Vicki Lawrence! Jack Klugman! Jo Ann Pflug! Richard Dawson! And Anita Gillette! As we play the star-studded, big-money "Match Game 73"! And now, here's the host of "Match Game 73", GENE RAYBURN!

Johnny Olson: (closing announcement) This is Johnny Olson speaking for "Match Game '74: " A Mark Goodson/Bill Todman Production. Stay tuned for "Tattletales" next over most of these CBS stations.

Matewan

1987

Joe Kenehan: You think this man is the enemy? Huh? This is a worker! Any union keeps this man out ain't a union, it's a goddam club! They got you fightin' white against colored, native against foreign, hollow against hollow, when you know there ain't but two sides in this world - them that work and them that don't. You work, they don't. That's all you get to know about the enemy.

(About the owner of the Baldwin-Phelps agency.) Sid Hatfield: I've met him. I wouldn't piss on him if his heart was on fire.

Mrs Knightes: T'ain't no guns allowed at t'dinner table!

Matlock: Nowhere to Turn

1990 (TV)

Judge Raymond Price: Are you looking for trouble? Ben Matlock: Trouble is a two-way street. Judge Raymond Price: Are you threatening me? Ben Matlock: I'm trying to do my job!

Daryl Wilson: You know, Art seems to think you're hot stuff... but me, I think you're a pain in the ass.

Andrew Sloan: Wearing suits is one thing, but shaving, I don't know.

Ben Matlock: Well... there goes the killer.

Carlos Berman: The problem is, my friend, that my customers order drinks you've probably never heard of. Conrad McMasters: Try me. Carlos Berman: A Zombie, a perfect Rob Roy, and a Suffering Bastard. Conrad McMasters: Coming up.

Ben Matlock: I always make sense. I'm a rational, reasonable man.

Ben Matlock: Hope it's a good day for Geminis.

Mauvais sang

1986

Alex: Someday it will be like we already lived.

Anna: Life is splendid with him. He guides me so well. He requires of me very beautiful things, very rigorous. You know, he is self-taught. Yes, he has done it all. He looked at me with the eyes of an inventor, with the eyes of a researcher, like I was an invaluable discovery, as if I had the solution to something. Something secret and mysterious that is hidden deep inside him. Sometimes I get so close, so near, but more often I am light years away? Curious, isn't it? It's my life, this thing, this thing like an enigma. An enigma that glues us together, both of us accomplices together. Maybe our love will die if it is solved too early or maybe not at all.

Max Steel

2001

(repeated line) Josh McGrath: Going turbo.

Berto Martinez: (after he saw Rachel and Josh kiss) I always knew you'd make a cute couple. Rachel Leeds: What's that supposed to ... (realizing he saw) Ohhh!

Kat: Going Turbo. (activates Josh's link) Always wanted to say that.

Rachel Leeds: (Dragonelle is disguised as Rachel. Real Rachel steps forward) Max, stop standing there like an idiot and destroy the disk. That way you're *guaranteed* it won't fall into the wrong hands.

May to December

1989

Hilary: Me uncle went out with a girl half his age. Vera Flood: Oh, did it wouk out? Hilary: No. Me auntie found him and brought him home.

Miles Henty: (pointing to his own head) It's always midnight in here.

Hilary: If my Derek were to kill me, what would it be called? Vera Flood: Justifiable homicide.

Dorothy 'Dot' Burgess, Zoe's Mother: (to a customer about Zoe) I dropped her on her head once when she was a baby, unfortunately not hard enough.

Alec Callender: You know what they say about solicitors - problems solved while you wait... and wait and wait.

Mayor of the Sunset Strip

2003

Courtney Love: (asked how she first met Rodney) I stalked him.

Rodney Bingenheimer: (pointing to a frame on his wall) Elvis Presley's driver's license.

David Bowie: And that's when I started to know Rodney. He knew more about English bands than I did.

Mackenzie Phillips: We would spend hours getting ready but we would spend hours clipping our hair, hoping that we would look like mental patients.

Michael Des Barres: (about Rodney's English Disco) The dance floor was as big as Pamela's coffee table but there was a VIP booth with one table in it. It was so cute, with like a velvet rope separating you from the other three people that were in the joint. The other three people happened to be Iggy Pop and Bowie and Elvis.

Mazâ 2: Gîgu no gyakushû

1994 (VG)

Buzz Buzz: A bee I am... not.

Pokey: (about Giyagas) What an all-knowing idiot.

Tenda Villager: We're shy.

Man in Onett: OK, pop quiz! A Beatles song, XXXterday. Can you fill in the blanks? (the man gives you a choice between "yes" or "no") Man in Onett: (if you answer "yes") That's correct! I'm impressed.

Old Man in Twoson: I was in the last war, so I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm more scared of my old lady! Ha!

Man in Threed: Zombie paper really works, so I hope someone comes up with "Pretty Girl Paper."

Mazes and Monsters

1982 (TV)

Daniel: What do you guys think happened? Lieutenant John Martini: One of the players Robbie played with got carried away and killed him. Daniel: That's kind of far out. Lieutenant John Martini: Mazes & Monsters is a far-out game. Swords... poison... spells... battles... maiming... killing! Daniel: Hey, it's all imagination! Lieutenant John Martini: Is it? I'll be talking to you.

McCabe & Mrs Miller

1971

John McCabe: If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bounce his ass so much.

Constance Miller: Look, Mr McCabe, I'm a whore!

Constance Miller: It's not so bad. You might even like it! You did just fine with Bart. Ida: But with him I had to. It was my duty.

John McCabe: You boys gotta make up your minds if you want to get your cookies. Cause if you want to get your cookies, I've got girls up here that'll do more tricks than a goddamn monkey on a hundred yards of grapevine.

John McCabe: Well, you'll have to forgive me, my kitchen ain't in operation yet, but I could take you up to the restaurant up there if you're hungry enough. Constance Miller: I'm hungry enough I could eat a bloody horse. John McCabe: Well, at Sheehan's place you probably will. Constance Miller: Ah, the frontier wit, I see.

John McCabe: All you've cost me so far is money and pain... John McCabe: Pain, pain, pain...

McVicar

1980

Terry Stokes: (Prisoner Cody is brought from the secure wing for dinner) Sex case! Sex case! Hang him, hang him, hang him! Prisoners: (Joining in from their cells) Sex case! Sex case! Hang him, hang him, hang him! (Louder) Sex case! Sex case! Hang him, hang him, hang him! (Louder still) Sex case! Sex case! Hang him, hang him, hang him, hang him, hang him, hang him! (shouting) Hang him, hang him, hang him, hang him, hang him, hang him!

Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault

2004 (VG)

Tommy Conlin: (narrating) Three Week wonders, that's what we called the new guys. It was all the training they got and it wasn't enough. No matter how much training you have or how strong you are, when you step on the battlefield for the first time, it changes you forever. Tarawa was just another strip of sand but for many of us it would be the last thing we ever saw.

Meet Wally Sparks

1997

Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.

Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.

Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.

Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.

Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.

Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.

Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.

Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.

Mega Man

1995

(after X explains everything to Mega Man, Roll, and Dr Light) Mega Man X: But there is still good and evil, if Vile gets those lightanium rods, evil might just win.

Mega Man: Maybe you should have used full power Wily, then you wouldn't have missed us!

Mega Man X: Take your choice, Vile! You can come back in one piece or one pile of circuits! Doesn't matter to me.

(repeated line) Mega Man: Sizziling circuits!

Mega Man: For a minute I forgot myself! You're more twisted than a car wreck! Protoman: Hey! I'm doing my best to straight, and you STILL mistrust me? You think you're too good for your brother! Mega Man: You've got it all wrong. I've always wanted a REAL brother relationship with you. Protoman: Y-You do?

(repeated line) Mega Man: Plasma power!

Mein liebster Feind - Klaus Kinski

1999

Kinski: I am not the Jesus of the official church who the police, bankers, judges, hangmen, officers, church bosses and other powerful people tolerate. I am not your Superstar.

Kinski: No, He didn't say shut up. He took a whip and smacked their ugly faces! That's what he did you stupid pig! And if only one of you wants to hear me he has to wait until this fucking scum has left.

Werner Herzog: Every grey hair on my head, I call Kinski.

Mel Gibson's Unauthorized Video Diary

1991 (TV)

(repeated line) Gibson, Mel: Gee, I hope nobody saw that.

Gibson, Mel: It's a quitter. A quitter, you know, those things that crawl down the back of your heel? God, this makes me so ANGRY! I could just about DIE when this happens! This is too much! I can't stand it! I'M TAKING THIS TO EXECUTIVE LEVEL!!!!!!

Gibson, Mel: It's a quitter. A quitter, they crawl down the back of your heel? God, this makes me so ANGRY! I could just about DIE when this happens! I'm gonna have somebody's butt for this! This is too much! I can't stand it! I'M TAKING THIS TO EXECUTIVE LEVEL!!!!!!

Whisky Galore!

1949

Narrator: (describing the inhabitants of Todday as children run out of a cottage) A happy people, with few and simple pleasures.

Narrator: To the west, there is nothing. Except America.

Farquharson: My men are experts. Captain Paul Waggett: So are the Todday people, at hiding whisky!

Dr Maclaren: It's a well known fact that some men were born two drinks below par.

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