Film Dialogue 1
Alexandr Nevsky: Those who come with a sword to us will die from that sword!
Alex Holeh Ahavah
Alex' Mom: Who drinks cold water? It's the middle of the summer!
Alexander's Ragtime Band
Stella Kirby: You haven't left me with a word to say. Charlie Dwyer: That's good. People talk too much anyway.
(listening to his wife's complaints) Steve: There's nothing here that a little Prozac wouldn't fix.
Aunt Penelope: (reads a page of her story to John) "Dear X, I have discovered that only my nephew stands between me and the Switzer millions. So like the others, he shall die in agony - tonight - at the stroke of nine!"
Cornelius 'Corny': Our resemblance is rather striking. Alfalfa: Yeah, and we look alike, too.
ALF's Hit Talk Show
Drew Carey: Yeah, I, uh, had heart surgery a couple years ago. People always ask me about it. Alf: Yep. Drew Carey: I had angioplasty and a stent. Uh, same thing Dick Cheney had, except they left my heart in.
Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves
Abdullah: For a man's country or his stomach he might bid his life; even for his horse. Never, never for a woman.
Ali G Show, Da
Ali: This is BS! That's short for bullshit.
Borat: Does the women here have nice... physique? Employer: Well, that's something I've got to talk to you about, because that could be sexual harassment. See, in America, in the workplace, men and women are equal. Borat: *What?*
Latifah: Pah mula sedar, Pah cintakan abang. Ali: Huh, cinta untuk aku. Tubuh untuk orang lain.
Ali: Bak kacang tu! Singh: Untuk apa? Ali: Umpan lah, bodoh! Singh: Umpan? Umpan apa? Ali: Umpan ayam lah. Singh: Ayam makan kacang?
Alice Cooper: The Nightmare
Steven: Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're gonna like it.
The Spirit of the Nightmare: This is a nightmare. You are at my mercy, little boy, because you created me!
Alice in Acidland
Narrator: Alice had a thing for Bob, or Animal as his friends called him for obvious reasons, and she made it known at the party. Here was her chance to prove that she belonged in the sex-for-pleasure inner circle, and prove it she did.
Arlo Guthrie: Group W is where they putcha if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty ugly-lookin' people on the bench there. There was mother rapers... father stabbers... father rapers... Father rapers! Sittin' right there on the bench next to me!
Alien 2 sulla Terra
Thelma: It seemed like a mineral! Then it suddenly came alive! Poor Jill!
Carl: My friend Joe put on anti-radiation clothing and tried to stop the female enemy agent! My friend Joe, I repeat, put on anti-radiation clothing and tried to stop the female enemy agent from stealing the weapons from the base.
Alien degli abissi
Bob: I sell snake poison. The medical community calls it "venom" and pays very well for it.
Bob: The danger is gone! The danger is OVER!!
Omnipresent Praxima: It's not easy being the Omnipresent Praxima.
Alien from L.A.
Wanda Saknussemm: Bitchin' left hook, Crassus!
Straak: It's important to remember that you should never try this sort of thing yourself. You should leave this sort of stuff to trained professionals.
(after being punched in the mouth) D.J.: You need to try some decaf, Peter.
Lloyd: Are we slipping into some black hole of hairless space?
(Ariel, a man-eating alien, seduces another victim) Ariel: Tell me you don't like nasty.
(from trailer) Joy: In this city, you always have to turn somewhere
(from trailer) Kalliga: This biography is turning into a horror story.
(from trailer) Kalliga: Alexandra, you are different.Your feet are on the ground
All American Fairytale, An
Narrator: Welcome, to the circus.
Harley: How did, how... Narrator: How did I know? Harley: Yeah. Narrator: It's just a fairytale (Seductively Licks his Lips)
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series
Charlie: Mars needs weinner-dog brains!
Charlie: Of course, we're angels. What do you expect us to do, dance on the head of a pin or something? Rat: Of course not. Everyone knows dogs don't dance. Charlie: That's cats!
All Fall Down
Echo O'Brien: Just a little trouble with the distributor.
Zinaida: If you are through with toys, you have much to discover.
All God's Children
Rev. Cecil L. Murray: If you can reason with people, reason with them. If you can love it into them, love it into them. But you've got to get it into them. We have no option. The church exists for all of God's children.
All I Desire
Naomi Murdoch: We're a big disappointment to each other, aren't we? You've got a mother with no principles; I've got a daughter with no guts.
All Night Long
George Dupler: Oh, no! How did he die? Freddie Dupler: I don't know... brain haemorrhoid? George Dupler: Brain... haemorrhage?
All or Nothing
Jason: Swear on your mom's grave! Donna: She ain't dead yet!
Rachel: Tell me again how lucky I am to be working here. I keep forgetting.
All Over Me
Luke: So you guys are like sisters? Claude: No, we could never be sisters. Luke: Why? Claude: Because she's too beautiful. I'd be like some freak accident or something.
Claude: Open your eyes...
All Quiet on the Western Front
Paul Baumer: (to a dying Frenchman) If we threw away the guns, the grenades - we could have been brothers, but they never want us to know that.
All the Fine Young Cannibals
Chad Bixby: Do you think I'm a fool? Ruby Jones: I think most men are fools, white boy. And most women.
All the Rage
(Annabel Lee walks by) Warren: Gettin' a venereal disease just lookin' at her...
Morgan: There's too much information! (proceeds in shooting the multiple computer screens surrounding him)
Annabel Lee: Fuck. You shot me.
All the Stage Is a World
Natasha Hugeback: Two words. First. Place.
Eric Hokanson: You know we're gonna have to clean this up, right? Of course, when I say "we"... I mean "you".
All Together Now
Bobby Rivers: (repeatedly) What?
Wayne Lovett: Yo! Chicky babe!
Alles auer Mord - Blutiger Ernst
Uli Fichte: Ich steh im Branchenbuch. Fichte - unter K wie Kindermrder!
Alles auer Mord - Hals ber Kopf
Uli Fichte: Was Du riechst, ist mein Deo und Dein Angstschwei!
Alles auer Mord - Y.?17
Uli Fichte: Du bist zwar blond, aber gar nicht so dumm. Ja, das war ein Kompliment: Also ich z.B. bin ja auch nicht blond.
Uli Fichte: Wenn ich heil wieder zu Hause bin, dann heirate ich Karin und werde Brieftrger.
(at a press conference) Charlotte: Exactly which part of a horse is the "patoot?" Richard: That part of the horse... is Richard Barrington.
Gabby: Now Babykins that was naughty-naughty.
Almost Perfect Affair, An
Federico 'Freddie' Barone: When the producer and director fight each other, the loser is always the picture.
Maria Barone: The problem with your film is that it's all about you not the characters on the screen.
Alone and Restless
Pedro: There are two constants in life -- Death and Pain.
Jason: What would you do -- if you knew you were about to die? Simon: I don't know, I guess I'd live life to the fullest.
Pedro: Do you believe in fate? Jane: Yes. Pedro: I am fate!
Alone in the Dark
Bicycle Messenger: What are you, some kind of asshole?
Dr Leo Bain: Thou shall not kill, Byron. Byron 'Preacher' Sutcliffe: Vengeance is mine, says the Lord!
Along for the Ride
Terry: Weird, huh? Vance: Yeah, weird.
Zeus: Never, ever give up.
Altrimenti ci arrabbiamo
Doorman: What're you gonna do? You gonna get mad? Kid, Ben: We're already mad
Amanda and the Alien
Amanda: I always thought that when I fell in love, it would be with a musician or an artist or someone really politically active, not an alien that lives on human flesh.
The Young Girl: It's me. I am always a little sad. I'm like my mother.
The Elder Brother: Do you want to fight? Take care little buddy. It'd take two of you to do the job. The China Man: Oh no. A lot more than that. Four of me. You have no idea how weak I am...
Julia: I see you like experiments. How would you like to experiment by staying with me for two days?
Valerion: Why did you ask me for only two days? Julia: So you can ask me for the next eight.
Amar Akbar Anthony
Anthony Gonzalves: You know the whole country of the system is juxtapositioned by the hemoglobin in the atmosphere because you are a sophisticated rhetorician intoxicated by the exuberance of your own bombasity.
Thomas: How can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex? Isabelle: I'm choosy.
Sofia: I'm not afraid of dying; I'm afraid of pain.
Sofia: So I'm an article of trade? Kurt: Yes. A useful thing in terms of classic capitalism. I studied economics, I know what I'm talking about.
Amazons and Gladiators
Serena: If you hurt any more slaves or Amazons, or I hear about any more women being abused, then I shall return and kill you all!"
(A slave discovers Serena and Briana disguised as dancing girls:) Briana: "It's okay: we're Amazons!"
Voice-over: Dwell on uncomplicated beauty: The landscape, the sun on your face. Nothing touches you. Keep the image of your death cheerfully before you at all times. Gain perspective. Seek to clarify and comfort, not to obscure or mystify. Your aspirations are pointless; your ambitions come to nothing.
Karl: In these heroic times, have you acquired some title or some kind of rank? Kurt Gerstein: Lieutenant of the Waffen-SS. Karl: Go to the SS Transportation Department. Thanks for your visit.
Thelma Frye: (crying) I never want my children to feel so much love! Rev. Reuben Gregory: Pregnant.
Maya: This fits right into your whole "fusion/salad-bowl-of-cultures" philosophy. How did I ever stand a chance? I'm too much lettuce.
Hari: Don't worry, chicken curry...
Mike: You pooed on me and I like it!
Muzzin: (to a female reporter) Facts? You wouldn't know a fact if it banged you all night long.
Muzzin: Enough of this Sunday stroll
Becky: "Well I'll be a fig newton"
Michelle Stratton: How much?
Michelle Stratton: Just one fuck?
Julian Kaye: I've got to go to the health club.
Leon: I taught you everything you know.
Pastor: Remember, the Lord doesn't give us a greater burden than we can bear. Martin Tillman: You mean if I were a weaker person Penny would be alive?
Anne Tillman: Do you still believe in God? Martin Tillman: Yeah, I still believe in God. I just don't know what to make of him.
Jack Kelson: Keep my name outta your mouth.
Nick Kelson: My crib's upstairs. Molly: You sleep in a crib?
Jack Kelson: Where are you goin'?, hey, I'm talkin' to you! Nick Kelson: Your a fuck up and your gonna fuck me up too!
Kaytee: I want to get out of high school and live like a real person.
Narrator: Columbus dixcovered this country and finding Native people, and started killing Indians.
(repeated line) Narrator: Remember the Alamo.
Kenny Red: And I'm a junky. Shit, I need money like a junky need heron.
American Psycho II: All American Girl
Rachael Newman: (after strangling Brian with a condom) Ribbed, for her pleasure.
American Rural West
Tiger : I think she needs her space.: Anderson: Yeah... Well, welcome to dating the alien abducted.
Tiger: I think she needs her space. Anderson: Yeah... Well, welcome to dating the alien abducted.
Indigo: So how's the cat? Anderson: (takes a drag off of her cigarette) Well, it's still a cat.
Riccardo: Don't fall for the con. The Ameri-con.
Adela: Promise me: Do what scares you.
America's Deadliest Home Video
Clint Dryer: She's a bitch, but she's a great shot!
America's Top 10
Casey Kasem: Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
Amerikanische Freund, Der
(first lines) Derwatt: Who is it? Tom Ripley: It's Ripley. Derwatt: The door is open.
(last lines) Tom Ripley: We made it anyway, Jonathan. Be careful. Tom Ripley: (singing) Pity the poor immigrant... whose...
Amityville 1992: It's About Time
Iris Wheeler: (right before she kills her boyfriend) (shouts) Choo! Choo! All aboard!
Frank: Don't go having a good time. You'll only brood about it in years to come.
Ray: How long you been out on the road? Gerry: How long is a piece of string?
Among Those Present
Mrs O'Brien, the Mother: Your idea of high society is to sit on the top porch with your shoes off.
Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws? Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi. Vermeer: UGH!
Amy and the Angel
Amy Watson: Sometimes I think it would have been better if I had never benn born.
Amy Watson: I was Sarah's friend. Mrs Mixner: Friend? I wasn't aware Sara had friends.
Sara: It doesn't matter as long as we have each other.
Tanya Rammus: Do you think that someone who can't speak, could sing? Dr Urquhart: I once saw a woman who couldn't walk, but she could dance.
(Mr Trendle tries to fondle Tanya, but she shoves him away) Bill Trendle: Jesus, lady, you're worse than my wife! Tanya Rammus: I'll take that as a compliment.
Anal Adventures of Suzy Super Slut 2
Erin: I like my meat with a little salad dressing.
Vicki: What happened? Sarah Olivieri: I don't want to talk about it... Vicki: He molested you, didn't he?
Dowager Empress: We are most of us lonely, and it is mostly of our own making.
Dowager Empress: But oh please, if it should not be you, don't ever tell me.
Anastasia: The poor have only one advantage; they know when they are loved for themselves.
(Last line of the movie) Dowager Empress: I will tell them that the play is over, now go home.
Anatomy of an Illness
(on Norman Cousins' possible resignation) Cleveland Amory: Twenty five years, Cuz. Dean of all New York editors. "The Saturday Review" wouldn't be the same without you. Hell, we might even have to start working.
And But So Then
Lowell: Who are these people? Kathleen: I don't think they know themselves.
And Now the Screaming Starts!
(Charles explains that his family's ancestral manse is haunted) Charles Fengriffen: Ghosts galore. Headless horsemen, horseless headsmen...
And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
Cher: (to Sonny) I'm *pregnant*, you son-of-a-bitch!
Bran: There are mountains, higher than the birds can fly. And the sky, the sky is more blue than uh, than uh... Malle: Blue paint? Bran: Blue paint, yes.
Anders als die Andern
Arzt: Respected ladies and gentlemen take heed. The time will come when such tragedies will be no more. For knowledge will conquer prejudice, truth will conquer lies, and love will triumph over hatred.
Sgt. McSpadden: And what do you call this little piece of heaven? Capt Wirz: That? This is Andersonville.
Capt Wirz: *Tunnels*... are useless!
Andrew Lloyd Webber: Masterpiece
Elaine Paige: Ni hau, Beijing!
Andrew Lloyd Webber: The Royal Albert Hall Celebration
Andrew Lloyd Webber: What I want to celebrate tonight has nothing to do with really myself, but the future - please - of musical theatre.
Andrew Lloyd Webber: I don't know why I'm frightened, but I am.
Angel, Angel, Down We Go
Bogart Peter Stuyvesant: Wow. Your breath stinks. Your breath stinks! Tara Nicole Steele: Oh, please! Bogart Peter Stuyvesant: No no no no no no no. I dig it. I dig it!
Astrid Steele: I made thirty stag films and never faked an orgasm.
Kate's Doctor: Would you prefer to see another doctor? Kate: Yes, Dr Seuss.
Angel: If this is justice, then I'm a banana!
Angel in Chains
Marlin: What's the difference between ketchup and catsup?
Maria: What's the matter, darling? Is it France? Sir Frederick: No, no. It's Yugoslavia. Maria: Oh, I see.
Angel of Destruction
Brit Alwood: The broken nose is for the girl - the vasectomy's free.
Delilah: If this album hits, I'll drop him like a greased pig.
Robert Kell: Remember me, Carl? You left me and my men to die in Angola. I didn't like that.
Angel with an Attitude
Angel Aurora: Give up daydreaming, Reuben. This is night.
Victor Winslow: This is Manila. We do things differently here.
Terry Grant: Women can make a difference!
Stevie: What kind of woman would beat her plastic doll?
Angels with Dirty Faces
Father Jerry: Let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.
Rocky Sullivan: Now I know you're a smart lawyer, Frazier, very smart - but don't get smart with me.
Rocky Sullivan: 'Morning, gentlemen. Nice day for a murder.
God: People die to become angels.